Farbot Help

Since Farbot triggers freenodes flood detection, here's the help.

<question> why not zoidberg? - Generates a Why Not Zoidberg? meme
<something> does not work that way! - Generates a Morbo meme
<something> is bad and you should feel bad - Generates a Zoidberg meme
<things> are bad and you should feel bad - Generates a Zoidberg meme
<things> do not work that way! - Generates a Morbo meme
Events:
alot - Shows a picture of an alot
countdown [for] #meetupname# e.g. countdown punerbmeetup
countdown clear
countdown delete #meetupname# e.g. countdown delete seattlerbmeetup
countdown list
countdown set #meetupname# #datestring# e.g. countdown set punerbmeetup 21 Jan 2014
cumberbatch - farbot responds with a random @cumber_world creation from the last 200 tweets
deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
debug - {user: <user object to send message to>}
don't want to live - Shows the Professor's "don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme
futurama fry - Shows a random Futurama Fry meme
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
hn.top - refer to the top item on hn
hn[i] - refer to the ith item on hn
farbot <user> doesn't have <role> role - Removes a role from a user
farbot <user> has <role> role - Assigns a role to a user
farbot <user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
farbot <user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
farbot animate me <query> - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
farbot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art
farbot aww - Display the picture from /r/aww
farbot buscemi me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and buscemi's it
farbot buscemi me <url> - Adds Steve Buscemi eyes to the specified URL
farbot chat - Tell farbot to make something fun to chat about
farbot cheer me up - A little pick me up
farbot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
farbot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris
farbot clown me <img> - Overlay a clown nose on a face
farbot complete me - Google Suggest a phrase
farbot corgi bomb N - get N corgis
farbot corgi me - Receive a corgi
farbot cricket scores for <team> - Returns the current score of live game
farbot cricket scores for all - Returns the current score of all live games
farbot decide "<option 1>" "<option 2>" "<option x>" - Randomly picks an option
farbot decide <option1> <option2> <option3> - Randomly picks an option
farbot die - End farbot process
farbot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
farbot excuse me
farbot fake event <event> - Triggers the <event> event for debugging reasons
farbot flip <text> - express your anger
farbot fml - A random message from fmylife.com
farbot forget /pattern/ - Remove a responder
farbot forget <key> - Removes key from farbots brain.
farbot get directions "<origin>" "<destination>" -- Shows directions between these locations
farbot give <number> points to <username> - award <number> points to <username>
farbot give <username> <number> points - award <number> points to <username>
farbot help - Displays all of the help commands that farbot knows about.
farbot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
farbot hipster me <img> - Overlay hipster glasses on a face
farbot hn top <N> - get the top N items on hacker news (or your favorite RSS feed)
farbot how long since <event>? - Display the number of days since the event
farbot how many points does <username> have? - list how many points <username> has
farbot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
farbot insult <name> - give <name> the what-for
farbot is it <action> day ? - Returns if it's the day for your action
farbot it's been <number> days since <event> - Set the day when the event happened
farbot jason me <img> - Overlay a jason on a face
farbot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.
farbot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
farbot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
farbot ping - Reply with pong
farbot pug bomb N - get N pugs
farbot pug me - Receive a pug
farbot rage flip <text> - express your anger with rage
farbot random memory - Returns a random string
farbot remember <key> is <value>. - Returns nothing. Remembers the text for next time!
farbot remind me in <time> to <action> - Set a reminder in <time> to do an <action> <time> is in the format 1 day, 2 hours, 5 minutes etc. Time segments are optional, as are commas
farbot respond /pattern/ msg.send(...) - Create a new responder
farbot responder /pattern/ - Show a responder
farbot responders - List all responders
farbot scumbag me <img> - Overlay a scumbag on a face
farbot show ear dropping - Show what farbot is ear dropping on
farbot show me dilbert - gets the daily dilbert
farbot show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in the brain
farbot show users - Display all users that farbot knows about
farbot stallman - Returns a Richard Stallman fact.
farbot stop ear dropping - Stop all ear dropping
farbot stop ear dropping on <pattern> - Remove a particular ear dropping event
farbot sudo <anything you want> - Force farbot to do what you want
farbot take <number> points from <username> - take away <number> points from <username>
farbot take all points from <username> - removes all points from <username>
farbot the rules - Make sure farbot still knows the rules.
farbot time - Reply with current time
farbot today in computer history|tdih|chm - Displays the content from the This Day in History page on the Computer History Museum site
farbot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
farbot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
farbot unflip <text>
farbot urban define me <term>  - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
farbot urban example me <term> - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns example
farbot urban me <term>         - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
farbot wat - Random WAT
farbot what are your favorite memories? - Returns a list of the most remembered memories.
farbot what do you remember - Returns everything farbot remembers.
farbot what is <term>?         - Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition
farbot what is|remember <key> - Returns a string
farbot what role does <user> have - Find out what roles are assigned to a specific user
farbot when you hear <pattern> do <something farbot does> - Setup a ear dropping event
farbot who has admin role - Find out who's an admin and can assign roles
farbot who is <user> - see what roles a user has
farbot wiki me <query> - Searches for <query> on Wikipedia.
farbot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
farbot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
farbot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>
farbot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
hypnotoad - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
mentioned (troll, trolling, trolololololo...)
not sure if <something> or <something else> - Generates a Futurama Fry meme
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
shut up and take my money - Shows the Fry meme
trol.* - returns one of many alternative trollfaces when trolling is