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+"4Sillywalker*55Flat Toed Whump*56Clingbeetle*57Leecheater*58"
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var picker = "";
var picker1 = "";
var pos = 0;
var pose = 0;
var curse = "";
var hinum = 0;
var ndx1 = "";
var ndx2 = "";

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function srand() {
 today=new Date();
 rand=today.getTime();
 picker="a"+rand;
 picker=picker.charAt((picker.length-4))
 +picker.charAt((picker.length-5));
 pos=picker;
 }

function getCurse(form) {
 srand();
 hinum=70;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn1.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose=isn1.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse=isn1.substring((pos+3),pose);
 srand();
 hinum = 98;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn2.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose=isn2.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=" the "+isn2.substring((pos+3),pose);
 srand();
 hinum=98;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn3.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose = isn3.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=" "+isn3.substring((pos+3),pose)+"\r";
 srand();
 hinum=98;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn4.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose=isn4.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=isn4.substring((pos+3),pose);
 srand();
 hinum=98;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn5.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose=isn5.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=" from the "+isn5.substring((pos+3),pose);
 srand();
 hinum=70;
 correct_it();
 pos=isn6.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose=isn6.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=" of a "+isn6.substring((pos+3),pose);
 srand();
 hinum=70;
 correct_it();
 pos = isn7.indexOf(ndx1);
 pose = isn7.indexOf(ndx2);
 curse+=" "+isn7.substring((pos+3),pose)+".";
 }
/* Kluege in this function necessary to protect against using
   eval call which bombs Win 3.11 users */
function correct_it() {
 if (pos<0) {
  pos=00;
  }
 if (pos>hinum) {
  pos=pos-30;
  }
 ndx1="*"+pos;
 pos++;
 if (pos<10) {
  ndx2="*0"+pos;
  }
 else {
  ndx2="*"+pos;
  }
 }
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CurseMonger is a CurseBot who has crafted this BotCurse especially for
you! <BR>
You may use it where and how you wish. It is your personal property as
of this unforgettable moment! Collect as many as you wish... Or can endure.
Just Click Button or hit Reload for a new and different curse.</TD>
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	+" Father is04Your Eleventh Child will be05Your Mate"
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	+"76purulence77pus78putrescence79quagmire80refuse81rheum"
	+"82rot83rubigo84scurf85secretion86silt87slabber*88slave"
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	+"62plundering63protruding64puffing65pugging66puking*67pur"
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	+"reting void18eye orifices19eye pores20eye voids21navel o"
	+"rifice22ooze cavity23ooze gullet24ooze hole25ooze nooks*"
	+"26ooze orifices27ooze slot28ooze void29refuse cavity30re"
	+"fuse gullet31refuse hole32refuse hollow33refuse nooks34r"
	+"efuse orifice35refuse slot36refuse spaces37refuse void38"
	+"secret cavity39secret gland40secret hole41secret muscle4"
	+"2secret orifice43secret pore44secret slot45secret void46"
	+"slime cavity47slime gullet48slime hole49slime hollow50sl"
	+"ime muscle51slime nooks52slime openings53slime orifices5"
	+"4slime pores55slime slot56slime spaces57slime void58swea"
	+"t cavities59sweat cavity60sweat gullet61sweat hole62swea"
	+"t hollow63sweat nooks64sweat openings65sweat orifices66s"
	+"weat pores67sweat slot68sweat spaces69sweat void70undera"
	+"rm cavity71underarm gullet72underarm hole*73underarm hollo"
	+"w74underarm muscle75underarm nooks76underarm openings77u"
	+"nderarm orifices78underarm pores79underarm slot*80underarm"
	+" spaces81underarm void82unmentionable cavity*83unmentionab"
	+"le gullet84unmentionable hole85unmentionable hollow*86unme"
	+"ntionable muscle87unmentionable nook88unmentionable openin"
	+"gs89unmentionable orifices90unmentionable pores*91unmentio"
	+"nable slot92unmentionable spaces93unmentionable void*94war"
	+"t cavity95wart gullet96wart holes97wart hollows98wart no"
	+"oks*99";
	isn6="00Bluthian01Neranian02Warterian03Xanterian04Bexian"
	+"05Cledugian06Chugnetian07Chyderian08Dygian09Danthian*10D"
	+"eechnetian11Eegrudgian12Eichhornian13Foognidian14Fuhbagi"
	+"an15Fidwoortian16Fahdgian17Feeshian18Gharzan*19Gaazhogia"
	+"n20Geeshworgian21Gitchshidian22Goopragian23Gughokian*24H"
	+"aagpokian25Herwadian26Hijkakian27Hoolpodian28Huquadian*2"
	+"9Jadtypian30Jezchupian31Jymptordian32Kurkian33Koodgian*3"
	+"4Lyxian35Madrigian36Nastian37Abysmian38Ickian*39Vomitian"
	+"40Putridgian41Quensbian42Tawgrian43Perdian44Tiliwidian"
	+"45Czerian46Sizludian47Kherbugian48Quisnaglian49Xertydigi"
	+"an50Mudgrubbian51Boogfudian52Lilgoogian53Luthdrungian*54"
	+"Jugrudian55Derrydinian56Vudgnagian57Vooptedgian58Quooxmu"
	+"dgian59Babbletogian60Bugturgoorian61Hogsodian62Trufpatia"
	+"n63Sowslinkian64Crabkrudian65Chartreudian66Schnigerian*6"
	+"7Zitsneakian68Cystrigian69Crongian70Kterigadian71";
	isn7="00Slizidge01Burtidge02Tisd03Turt04Bunt05Burd*06Sac"
	+"und07Trund08Crezd09Hnot10Jeck11Kontluger12Chitter*13Ch"
	+"unt14Chooytop15Chingdap16Dyagenob17Dugwart18Pooper19Ug"
	+"ly20Abomination21Fudwhomper22Turtleg23Waggletop*24Yaghor"
	+"d25Marmwarb26Yemzid27Phutgrab28Fetsmell29Schaber30Nerd"
	+"nort31Papperflabian32Nudnuge33Whiperbirt34Sibbergrunt*35"
	+"Saberdunt36Thigwhip37Whippinthig38Zyzygdung39Papchung*40"
	+"Stinkbug41Fardschid42Yellowsnot43Mucousdripper44Purplebu"
	+"tt45Hemorhonk46Bladderpuff47Hohogridge48Klitbunkit*49Wax"
	+"slimer50Footfungus51Floppydwart52Danglidwid53Slimepole*5"
	+"4Sillywalker55Flat Toed Whump56Clingbeetle57Leecheater58"
	+"Maggotdangler59Windpasser60Fondlepiddle61Crotchbug62Toes"
	+"meller63Slimemaggot64Navelworm65Earspider66Noseleech*67N"
	+"ostrilworm68Wedgiewart69Cankerlicker70Pimple Popper71";
	var picker = "";
	var picker1 = "";
	var pos = 0;
	var pose = 0;
	var curse = "";
	var hinum = 0;
	var ndx1 = "";
	var ndx2 = "";

	/* Random not yet implemented, Win3.x bombs on eval calls and
	returns nothing on geometric calls. Atlas returning even
	less than Netscape 2.01 to Mac-impaired systems. So hack...*/
	function srand() {
	today=new Date();
	rand=today.getTime();
	picker="a"+rand;
	picker=picker.charAt((picker.length-4))
	+picker.charAt((picker.length-5));
	pos=picker;
	}

	function getCurse(form) {
	srand();
	hinum=70;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn1.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose=isn1.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse=isn1.substring((pos+3),pose);
	srand();
	hinum = 98;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn2.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose=isn2.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=" the "+isn2.substring((pos+3),pose);
	srand();
	hinum=98;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn3.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose = isn3.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=" "+isn3.substring((pos+3),pose)+"\r";
	srand();
	hinum=98;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn4.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose=isn4.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=isn4.substring((pos+3),pose);
	srand();
	hinum=98;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn5.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose=isn5.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=" from the "+isn5.substring((pos+3),pose);
	srand();
	hinum=70;
	correct_it();
	pos=isn6.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose=isn6.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=" of a "+isn6.substring((pos+3),pose);
	srand();
	hinum=70;
	correct_it();
	pos = isn7.indexOf(ndx1);
	pose = isn7.indexOf(ndx2);
	curse+=" "+isn7.substring((pos+3),pose)+".";
	}
	/* Kluege in this function necessary to protect against using
	eval call which bombs Win 3.11 users */
	function correct_it() {
	if (pos<0) {
	pos=00;
	}
	if (pos>hinum) {
	pos=pos-30;
	}
	ndx1="*"+pos;
	pos++;
	if (pos<10) {
	ndx2="*0"+pos;
	}
	else {
	ndx2="*"+pos;
	}
	}
	function getReload() {
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	}
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