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| Ishe. #1 | |
| I dunno, less than one, really. #2 | |
| 12! #3 | |
| 17 <G> #4 | |
| The day I have $129 is the day I buy 129 copies of the Armada hintbook #6 | |
| 126 sectors... thats how many there are. #7 | |
| Yeah... ace loaned me money when I had to have that sex change operation... #8 | |
| Hey... at the agwc trivia game... the only thing that counts are your stats... #11 | |
| AKK! I'm naked! #13 | |
| Hehehehhe. Akk wouldn't see secret stuff if he couldn't hit secret stuff to secret peolle with his secret eyes closed. #15 | |
| Yes... all hail loaf... #16 | |
| by the way, I'm the alternative universe LOAF... - 12The Alternate Book of LOAF #17 | |
| No, Battle Day is something strange. #18 | |
| I want to be part of BATTLE DAY. #19 | |
| BATTLE DAY! Kick ass! What do we do? #20 | |
| Ben Lesnick... one hell of a guy... #22 | |
| Best 2 dollars I spent today. #23 | |
| They could, but they don't... we can't, and we don't... Blair could have been and was, etc etc. #26 | |
| Oh hey, 6th WC1 squadron - Blue Angels . #27 | |
| Wow, that's bookable... #28 | |
| The book of LOAF? #29 | |
| No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form... #30 | |
| The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid... #32 | |
| I don't control the book of loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom... #33 | |
| I am but a conduit for the information possesed in the book... for the actual book, one must journy to Crid... #34 | |
| the book of LOAF is indeed wise... but is indeed wisdom enough to trepase... people who know what 'trespase' mean? #35 | |
| Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF. #36 | |
| Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you. #37 | |
| Brain... I've been your squadron commander for a long hour, and I've never known you to do anything rash... but this is rash, and I'm knowing you to do it... #41 | |
| I brought a goat. #42 | |
| Chrid. #45 | |
| Hehehehe... suuure, Chris is at the top;) #46 | |
| Hey Chris, why did you ban sex? #47 | |
| I think that Chris can do anything he wants... #49 | |
| Chris gathers things in the mail. #50 | |
| Chris is a professional movie reviewer and purveyer of fine suits... don't ask me to define, or even spell correctly, purveyer... #51 | |
| its... a status symbol... It'd make ChrisReid feel good. #52 | |
| We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to Christopher "R" eid. Chris was a man who at all times posted to agwc a lot hard and posted to agwc fast... but he was more... this 'man'... will be missed. #55 | |
| We've prepaired for that eventuallity -- Chris has purchased a group of mercenaries. #57 | |
| Chris looks like the guy from Wonder Years. #60 | |
| Chris Reid's getting married #61 | |
| Of cource you are, my Chris Reid fan club has been operational for a year, and we're the only officially recongnized Chris Reid group.... #62 | |
| As in "ChrisReid you, you ChrisReiding son of a blank..." #63 | |
| Well, it was about the same time as ChrisReid became a verb... #64 | |
| Hehehe, but you thought ChrisReid had a sexy voice... #65 | |
| Well, the sad and classified truth is that I am LOAF... #66 | |
| Now, put on a jacket, because it's very cold outside the channel... #68 | |
| crayfish suck #70 | |
| Hehehe, we have rabbits all over the place here. And deer... and woodchuckses... and stuff... #72 | |
| Damnit, I want a pretzel... #74 | |
| Damn. Wait... tommorow... tommorow... #75 | |
| "I stand beween the darkness and the light.." #76 | |
| Hmmm, lets do the quotes about deathlok from the Book of LOAF the next time lok is here... #77 | |
| What? How did I do that? #78 | |
| I didn't use one, but it's nice to know its in my house somewhere. #79 | |
| Do him, Byydo. Chris took him first, I got some... #81 | |
| DO WHAT? #83 | |
| e! #85 | |
| Ahhh, that isn't the real book of LOAF. #90 | |
| are you like a female David Downing? #91 | |
| But every time you call Casey Casey, a ferret dies... #92 | |
| Oh, thats just a myth, LOAF doesn't know anything. He's more of a figurehead. #93 | |
| LOAF finish WCP! <G>. #94 | |
| okay, you'll have to fix some internal stuff, prolly. but we'll se. #95 | |
| Flame Him <G>! #96 | |
| I'm gonna go get... a foot thing... brb #99 | |
| G'bye, in a few. #102 | |
| get the golden dagger. #103 | |
| For the glory of Sivar! #105 | |
| Yer going to LOAF? Look, I'm experienced I know it looks easy when I do it... but its taken years of training... #106 | |
| yes, good Chrid, take care of that for me.! #107 | |
| I'll see you all in... the great dark... #109 | |
| hace, trello, hyydo, creidings, helloaf, hey bear... wait... #111 | |
| Grmdash. #112 | |
| No. I'll eat a ham sandwich every day of my life. #115 | |
| Hehehe, I hate wearing clothes... #116 | |
| hearts, yes, for those of us with more than one... but chances are that if you've got more than one heart you've got some screwy genetic problem that doesn't just affect your hearts, if you know what I mean... #117 | |
| Haha... I'm sorry... LOL... hahaha... #118 | |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha... hahahahahahaha... oh, hahahaha. #120 | |
| Hehehehe. #125 | |
| Hehehehehe. #126 | |
| Hehehehehehe. #128 | |
| Heheheheheehe. #129 | |
| Hehehehehehehe. #130 | |
| Hehehehehehehehe. #131 | |
| Is he seeing anybody? He's just sooo cute... no wait, that's the opposite of right... forget I said that <G> #132 | |
| Hey. #134 | |
| There are just endless things you can say about H'hrass... #136 | |
| Hoo-yah. #137 | |
| hehe, the only reason I ever got to hotels is in an attempt to find Crystal Clear Pepsi... #139 | |
| I dunno, hundreds? #141 | |
| plus, he funded my secret iceburg project... #142 | |
| Hehehe, if only you knew... #143 | |
| All the important people got the book. #144 | |
| ...and I'm a wonderful man! #145 | |
| Paladin is a wonderful man, just like me... #146 | |
| Hmmm... ya know... if you were to look inside my head... you'd find something like this... #147 | |
| it was me. #149 | |
| Or I'll eat your skin. #150 | |
| I didn't have any problems. And I'm magic... #151 | |
| I'm scared... #153 | |
| Oh, well I'm like tinkerbell... #154 | |
| if children everywhere believe in me, I can still exist... #157 | |
| but at least I have priorities. or something. #158 | |
| Mental Note: I suck. #161 | |
| Oh good, he's kicking our friends arse too? #163 | |
| That kicks arse. #164 | |
| it kicks, as they say, ass. #165 | |
| Buncha freaks. I'll kill you all. well you know, in theory #166 | |
| * LOAF pours a glass of Landreich beer for ChrisReid, so as to show off his knowledge of WC alchohol. #167 | |
| * [LOAF] bites Warrior #170 | |
| LOAF does *NOT* feel people. #173 | |
| loaf don't know what loaf don't know what loaf don't know... #174 | |
| Chris! Did you do the test? Are you... we... going to have a baby? #176 | |
| No. LOAF is ChrisReid #177 | |
| LOAF is ChrisReid #178 | |
| * LOAF is ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF #179 | |
| LOAF is Chris... Chris is LOAF.. #181 | |
| You just don't say cool and witty things like I do... . #183 | |
| LOAF tells everybody everything. #186 | |
| ::LOAF will always be with you...:: #187 | |
| LOAF can do whatefver he wants: he's a wonderful man. #188 | |
| LOAFs words shall be echo'd by the mighty crid... #189 | |
| Hey, I've loafed more kats than you'll ever run away from... #190 | |
| Woo hoo! And thus the lord doth prescribeth... #192 | |
| Macabee... I've been there... pirates, right? I think I was smuggling brilliance or something...<G> #196 | |
| mail=darkness #197 | |
| <LOAF> I may have it <G>. #198 | |
| Me. #199 | |
| MEDALS!!!!!!!!!!! #200 | |
| Oh my god, you do that note to self thing too. #201 | |
| Yeah, I bought a metal rod. #202 | |
| Midnight is Kelvin. Kelvin is an ally of ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF. #203 | |
| "He's more ChrisReid than he is Trelane now..." #205 | |
| Mmm... #206 | |
| Mmmm, female Wizzy... #207 | |
| Mmm, covert Nacho. #208 | |
| Mmm, great... #209 | |
| Mmmmm, Roulette #210 | |
| Muchas Gatos #212 | |
| Oh my god, its like I've spilled mud all over myself and I can't wash if out. #213 | |
| I will tell you the same thing my dad told me for this situation... #216 | |
| Yes... Nacho... TO THE EXTREME. #220 | |
| P2 had some naked woman. #221 | |
| brb guys, need a drink. #222 | |
| 40cc's Neo Scalpalamine... #223 | |
| soo, hey, Chris... how do entries get added, anyway? #224 | |
| No. #225 | |
| Oh, I have no clue. #226 | |
| hehehe, we're WC fans, women will use any excuse possible to get away from us. #227 | |
| no human... but what about a loafspawn? #228 | |
| DAMNIT, I'LL HAVE NO LAZYNESS IN MY UNIT! #231 | |
| Heyyy, the book of loaf doesn't have 23 chapters yet. #232 | |
| That's not my quote. #233 | |
| LOAF does *NOT* spread peace and wisdom... #234 | |
| and I'm not an easy guy... #236 | |
| null G bomblets? #238 | |
| O'LOAF... that's my family name... #239 | |
| Only members of the ChrisReid fan club get to know. #241 | |
| Was it two people getting down with a monkey? #243 | |
| People suck. #244 | |
| I like her pixel ass #245 | |
| HAHAHA, Chris, your post kicks ass. #246 | |
| Hey, that can go in the book. #249 | |
| That goes in the book of LOAF, damnit. #251 | |
| good question. #252 | |
| Early retirement my arse. I know how to operate an airlock... #255 | |
| As I predicted, the savior hath returnethized... #256 | |
| Quit ruining my buzz. #258 | |
| Sac. #259 | |
| Hehe... sac. #260 | |
| Hahahahaahha. Sac, get it. #262 | |
| Sac is funny, 'cause its, you know... saccy... and I don't remember why I said it... #263 | |
| Damnit, you people scared away deathlok, JUST SHUT UP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #266 | |
| No, the Shadow knows... #269 | |
| yeah, I'd share a room with like you guys <G> #270 | |
| Hmmm, I prolly shouldn't have said that... #271 | |
| Hey, no, I get sleazy women in my system. #273 | |
| Hehehehe. Yeah, we get lots of snow. #274 | |
| ...and so I says to ChrisReid, ChrisReid I says... #276 | |
| What a strange fellow. #278 | |
| I'm stupid yet funny. #279 | |
| I survived a war which killed 9.5 trillion people. the world is not coming to an end. #280 | |
| Every time I talk, it seems like I'm talking against the book... #282 | |
| I dunno, I talk to myself a lot. #283 | |
| Welll THANK YOU mister invincible... #284 | |
| That's the one... #285 | |
| Today is... uhm... monday... #288 | |
| Tre! You Kiss Ass! #289 | |
| LOAF use verbs! #291 | |
| * LOAF sits back, listens gazes at the beautiful women, and listens to the music... #292 | |
| I was waiting for you to do that. #293 | |
| I'm gonna take a walk. BBS. #294 | |
| Nothing clears the head like a walk in the rain... #295 | |
| Numbers? You want numbers? Here's a simple number, three more carriers at Vukar. The difference between your son dying in combat and feasting with us today... #296 | |
| I want to fight... I want to shed my blood in honor, and sheath my talons on the crimson shores, or something... #297 | |
| I've always wanted to be fanatical. I figure I can start a cult or something. #298 | |
| That's Warrior, our resident nay sayer... probably writing a letter to Senator Day as we speak... #299 | |
| I'm hooked up to a WCIV. #301 | |
| as for what *my* LOAF means... it's a secret. #306 | |
| What the hell? #307 | |
| What was *THAT*? #308 | |
| 2 pounds of meat? who's gonna eat it <G>? #309 | |
| Wiz is strangely suddenly pro-Bort #310 | |
| woodchuckses would be like a male version of Wizzy's sister, I'd suppose... #311 | |
| Oh hey, my family now owns a hampster named Wizzy... #312 | |
| It must be a Wizzy thing. #313 | |
| That's a word I don't know. #315 | |
| Prophecy is a worthy successor to Wing Commander 4 #317 | |
| I... wouldn't know anything about that #318 | |
| yeah. #319 | |
| Yeap. #320 | |
| YES. #321 | |
| So, you don't suck... #324 | |
| Your first mistake is disagreeing with LOAF. #326 | |
| Yer a LOAF of nothing, sicko. #328 | |
| Cause whoever lives at 119329 ChrisReid ]Way, Crid CT NEEDS YOUR MONEY. #330 | |
| "You don't get paid to think, mister. You get paid to fly" #331 | |
| Hey Chris, you've sent me a lot of kickass mail, but the mail you sent me today was the kick assiest of 'em all... #332 | |
| I don't know how The Book of LOAF got started... but one day... I got up... and Chris was quoting me as though I was a religious figure or popular general... #335 | |
| #everybody loves number signs... #336 | |
| Ben, whos sister Chris Reid was recently arranged to be married to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, is known for his incredible sense of smell, which he often uses to aide the police in their amazing manhunts... #338 | |
| There'd be me... and I'd buy you a drink... #339 | |
| Ackh #342 | |
| Mmm, dash, no spam for me. #345 | |
| I dunno... I'd guess random people...' #346 | |
| but I come and go at will. #348 | |
| 4Red,like the fires of hell, whence Akk shall go for his sucking #350 | |
| Thatfeelsbetter #351 | |
| Quelle logic: "Hey! Lets put out a demo of our game that sucks, so people will say 'hey, this sucks! lets buy the real thing to see if it doesn't suck!'". #353 | |
| I don't get whats so exciting about Descent anyway. #359 | |
| Yeah yeah yeah, darkness, light, candle, stars, grey, whatever. #361 | |
| Because of that *STUPID* 'Descent RPG' that came out last year;) #362 | |
| Hmmm, odd that you should mention that, because I originally wrote 'falls upon death cars' and realized that I had no idea why I had written that. #365 | |
| people will think I've finally gotten a life! #368 | |
| Writing a response to that silly Midnight vs You thread. #369 | |
| Hmmm, CRCH is full of threats... #370 | |
| Oh my GOD! Who would do something like that?!?!?! #371 | |
| Wow, that works... #373 | |
| Hey Chris, do number 20 #374 | |
| Akk is more a servant of evil than he is an actual evil himself.. #378 | |
| They'll be like, "hey, what's that?" and I'll be like "Oh, its Chris" and they'll be like "Oh, you finally did something about him!" because there's this annoying Chris who follows me around, and if you worship me, you have a problem unless you have my book, which he does not... #380 | |
| I bought a suit yesterday #381 | |
| Howdy gents #382 | |
| Ehhy, I'm in disguise tonight #384 | |
| Anyways, I've decided to invent a lovable robot comrade for myself, and I'll call him Bill-E... #385 | |
| Bill-E and I will exchange witticisms... he'll be like "I want to be human!" and I'll be like "Human like a metal box!" #386 | |
| I went to the doctors too, so I couldn't see when I bought the suit #388 | |
| Hehe, if there was a BoCrid, that'd be in it... #390 | |
| but there's not, so shut up. #391 | |
| well, bed. #392 | |
| Capybara Chris #393 | |
| Cunning Chris #394 | |
| Cool Chris #395 | |
| Canadian Chris #397 | |
| Crown Prince Chris #398 | |
| Cell-mate Chris #399 | |
| Shagalicious? Just the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say... well, at least the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say before I found out his nick wasn't really an obscure sexual metaphor:/ #404 | |
| Indeed I am... #408 | |
| we'll need the large empty text file of loaf... #409 | |
| It's like having a conversation... with myself! #413 | |
| Oh, Chris, I said something cool at agwc this morning, I'd like you to add it to the book... #415 | |
| With god as my witness, I swear that ChrisReid will never go idle again! #416 | |
| You know, listening to Akkbar has lead many a fool to his grave, and.. foolettes to their... uhm... gravettes... #417 | |
| Okay... anway... it's time to get serious. #419 | |
| I eagerly await them, for one may contain the secret by which I might travel to the lost city of gold... #424 | |
| OH YES! That's the best news I've had all day... #425 | |
| Those two are still there. #428 | |
| the nar Reid will kill you, after I hang you by your toes. #430 | |
| and when Byydo is away, all hell breaks loose... #433 | |
| Kickin! #436 | |
| In the whole of history there was never such a man as Crid... #437 | |
| You guys want 'em? #439 | |
| That rules. #440 | |
| Hehe, dashed rough... but we all make due... #441 | |
| Plus, we're setting up a puppet government... #444 | |
| We've made exciting replicas of Bearcat and ace, and plan to use them... #445 | |
| And mosquitoes have killed more people than all the wars on the planet combined? #448 | |
| Maybe we could call 'em Lesnick's Loafers... #452 | |
| Woo hoo! #453 | |
| Don't cause a distraction that doesn't involve my wit and wisdom, Vin... #454 | |
| tryin #Wing-Commander #456 | |
| Hmmm, in celebration of Cridmas, I'll make ChrisReid my Win95 backround... #458 | |
| Its an unofficial Crid page... #459 | |
| Now, I'm going to go see if Chris Reid's Cool Homepage has been updated, so brb #460 | |
| Yes, I voted no... #461 | |
| Hey Crid, do that thing you do... #465 | |
| I should go check on dinner too... #466 | |
| Liquid would taste better, ChrisReid would run even faster, Skyfox would have a cooler accent... #468 | |
| Well, not always the topic, he usually just screws normal things... newsgroup posts, irc chats, small mammals, other men... #469 | |
| Hmmm... I can beat that... uhm... I was born without a roof to the back of my mouth! #470 | |
| Dash, what's wrong with me, I feel really strange... #471 | |
| Yeah! Lets kick some class... #473 | |
| passing the book of LOAF is like passing a kidey stone... not something you ever want to do... #474 | |
| Hmm... I wish I had a single organized word group I could use, either that or I wish I was the member/head of an organized crime group in which I got to wear a striped suit and tie... #476 | |
| Crid 12832 84th Ave S Seattle, WA 98178 #477 | |
| Good idea. #478 | |
| fortuitously? #479 | |
| * LOAF crosses his arms and laughs, staring out of the... thing... #480 | |
| Yepper #481 | |
| C777 and TheKurgan are looking. #482 | |
| TheKurgan is a psycho, yes, but he's a Pro-Crid Psycho... #483 | |
| and C777 is as harmless as a kittens stalking a defensless baby mouse without legs... #484 | |
| You got to dissect a squid? Lucky son of a kat... #487 | |
| CRID!!!!!!!!!!!! #489 | |
| What's 5this color in html? #491 | |
| No, something even more insightfull. #492 | |
| Dash, Chris gave it away. #493 | |
| Eeexxxcellent... #499 | |
| ASIR #503 | |
| No, this is some sort of freakish CridPun... #505 | |
| No, I refuse to accept that... #506 | |
| AHhh, when will the world learn that giant robots suck ass? #507 | |
| Yeah... anyway, Tre, since you had something to do with LOAF the movie probably, I want you to work on LOAF the soundtrack... #508 | |
| That's a kind of truck, right? #509 | |
| Eck, there's a hole in my mind... #511 | |
| Kickin, Chris is back. #512 | |
| I bought a suit yesterday... that was sort of like tux shopping... #514 | |
| Dash, well if you see one, tranquilize him so as that I might do tests... #517 | |
| datcha #518 | |
| Heh, it's spelled malnutrified, silly. #522 | |
| It's a mathematical certainty. #525 | |
| That might be a good way to prepare... #528 | |
| No... they shouldn't be warned... they'd ruin our plan... #529 | |
| Yeah, we'll use 'ordinary' notebook paper to create an armada of flying vessels... then we'll throw them, and the rain will melt them... #530 | |
| Better than admiring my you know what... #532 | |
| that being my list of characters in the WCIII novel... because I don't have one... #533 | |
| Yes, but I spelled it to, and that lead to better things... #534 | |
| That which is (4Crid) #535 | |
| Hmmmm... if Nut Boy was his name... "NotBoy" would be a good nickname for him... especially if he was like a woman... #536 | |
| Afterall, it's not about who posts the most messages... #537 | |
| major. Spatchk, they're all major, and I've finally used the word spatchk in a sentance, BOL it... #538 | |
| Heyy, yer not fooling me with that full name trick... #539 | |
| Nutting... which is of cource the process by which one nuts... #540 | |
| Nuttin. #542 | |
| thats freaky #543 | |
| Then wagner it is #544 | |
| my school store is a little hole in the wall that makes a million dollars selling candy and drinks at incredibly high prices... #545 | |
| lets go h'hrass that mIRC frok... #549 | |
| Which is of co... well, you know. #550 | |
| Which leads me to an interesting true story, which isn't as interesting as it is false... I actually said that to Byydo earlier when you weren't here... #551 | |
| erm aop #556 | |
| conversly the 70s will never die either, if people keep buying lava lamps... #557 | |
| the sick thing is that you typed that out... #558 | |
| Spam to agwc3! Spam to agwc3! #559 | |
| Akk, do you recognize that I'm the very model of a modern major general and know everything? #560 | |
| Eck, I'm all hyped up <G> #561 | |
| Some day Byyd... I'll be out there with you all... #562 | |
| Mmmm, clear. #564 | |
| *the* novels? #565 | |
| Hoo-proverbally-yah. #566 | |
| Can I post something to the NG? #567 | |
| I'd rather be frozen for like 200 years and awaken in the incredible world of tommorow... #570 | |
| Eag... didn't make it back... erm... what we got back... didn't live long... erm... basically I just like saying erm #573 | |
| It's for a school project. Except I don't go to school... #574 | |
| Was there ever any doubt. ? #575 | |
| Actually, lets pool our money and travel to the future, that way we'd be able to marvel at the futuristic super computers at affordable price before the amazing time police stop our amusing antics using their freeze-rays... #577 | |
| Hmmm, Delance is getting his Lance kicked at the newsgroup and it isn't even by us... #581 | |
| Delance has a thing for one of the spice girls...(G) #582 | |
| His star is rising... someday he will beat Brain... and then he'll come to us... and say those time honour words... "I have 120 dollars, and I don't know what to do. Should I take 30 with me tommorow?" and he shalt not say them once, and he shalt not say them twice... nor shall he say them thrice or quice, beith quice a wordlet or noteth... for he shall say them overth and over #584 | |
| Hehehe, die Warrior! #588 | |
| Brain is the XO of Lesnick's Loafers? Dash, hell in a handbasket... #589 | |
| Slight bio update! WOW! #590 | |
| You better listen to the man... they don't call him the man for nothing... #594 | |
| I'll tell you want you crid, what you really really crid... #595 | |
| Hey, of cource Crabs are my thing, baby... #596 | |
| I need more trivial news. #597 | |
| If by 'helmets' you mean 'asses', then no, we do not sit on our helmets... #599 | |
| it's possible to go faster than the speed of light... therein, it's also possible to get a wc helmet or flight suit... #600 | |
| Uhm... planet hollywood in... LA... has a WC flight suit... you can steal it... #601 | |
| although, the term 'snowballs chance in hell' applies to both situations. #602 | |
| Uhm, it won't be updated until Akk gets off his ass, drops by here and decides to change all the [LOAF]'s to [Akkbar] before posting... #603 | |
| Hey, I don't make the rules, I just observe them... well, I did make this rule, but... #604 | |
| Anyway, me, Byyd and ace can call him Crid... if Dund does it, Crid has to kill him #605 | |
| If Chris beat up certain people who called him Crid. Then I could put "LOAF is certainly one of only three people in #Wing-Commander who can call Senator Reid Crid to his face" in my bio... #606 | |
| While they've probably adapted to live in the intense heat of the Earth's molten core, lava is lava and it'll melt a moleman as easily as it would you or I... #608 | |
| Make a false-Chris... it's so morally right... #609 | |
| Yeah, I'm a Vorloaf... #610 | |
| We are? Damn, I'd better get my Thunderbolt prepped... #611 | |
| Oooooh... yeah, Crids mission... I thought maybe I'd do it myself... make somebody up at school... #612 | |
| So who here posts to alt.games.wing-commander? Any trivia players? #615 | |
| ...and death itself shall pour fourth... #616 | |
| Akk is playing with himself... #620 | |
| How does it go on? #621 | |
| gatos #622 | |
| darn, I was hoping you lived underground and could summon an armada of mole people to fight in my holy war against frozen water... #624 | |
| Yeah yeah yeah, damned agwcers, always stoned... #626 | |
| Oh Crid, thats so trivial. #630 | |
| Hmm, crid can be a really kick ass swear... #631 | |
| Oh, crid, we're all going to die... #632 | |
| 'list everything tolwyn has ever said'? #634 | |
| No... King L rules LOAF... #636 | |
| I thought I was your op, honey... #638 | |
| Yer in one of those pictures? #639 | |
| well, I'm going to go "play" some "quake"... #641 | |
| In sort of an anti-matter way... #642 | |
| Oh crap Crid, why the crap do you have to go around crapping out that crappy word? #643 | |
| * LOAF is waiting for bagels to arrive #644 | |
| I am the very model of a modern major general... how's the rest of the song go? #645 | |
| And so it begins... #646 | |
| "Just because I'm not out there on the line every day risking my ass doesn't mean I'm not fighting just as hard as you are..." #647 | |
| * LOAF glares at Crid #648 | |
| 6:30 #654 | |
| I've been dying off at around 11 recently... #656 | |
| Then it is done... #658 | |
| and like over 18... I guess computer game people have sex with eachother there or something... so we'd actually have to sit outside and harass people we think are with Origin... #659 | |
| Oh, Lesnick's Lwordcomingsooners... #660 | |
| Oooh, can we do it together? #662 | |
| Makes water taste better... makes women respect me... makes dogs follow my commands... #664 | |
| 3:30 fer you, Crid #665 | |
| No, the pamphlet of LOAF is mostly about how we can use the dead to provide needed natural reasources... #666 | |
| Yes... Surprises, Cridisms and Pr0n... for the future... #667 | |
| Yepp... #668 | |
| You must reach an understanding. To understand. #671 | |
| Surprises. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #672 | |
| Swing LOAF... #674 | |
| D proverbally ash... #675 | |
| That's a new one... #678 | |
| I guess I'd better go kill some aliens... bbl #679 | |
| Chris was born in 1881? #681 | |
| I'm sorry, that's just wrong... #682 | |
| He looks sort of... like the guy from the wonder years... #683 | |
| Hmmm, so Chris is like a mini-you... #684 | |
| We are all LOAF #687 | |
| 312?! My god, mine's only like 33... #688 | |
| Of cource, mention that I'm a wonderful man... #694 | |
| Hehehehe, good, then you're more intelligent than you look... #696 | |
| They have vending machines? #697 | |
| There's just something wrong about finding a picture of your mother on the web... #698 | |
| Awwwww, you really do have the worlds greatest job... #700 | |
| I dunno, did you see the movie V? #702 | |
| That was kinda funny... #703 | |
| Hmmm... well, theres only one person in the universe who'd say great things about me, so I suppose you've been talking to Crid... #704 | |
| .... #708 | |
| If that's not circular logic, I don't know what is... and if I don't know what is, that is circular logic... #709 | |
| If you use the Crid principle of name shortening, GO should be Gold... #710 | |
| Is it a Wizzy thing? #712 | |
| Wow, with that dry, cool wit, ChrisReid could be an action hero... #713 | |
| Nuts to her. #715 | |
| Hey... let the record stand... that I am NOT quitting over some pathetic Borton issue. I am quitting because god-all-mighty Akkbar is a moron. #716 | |
| Hmmm... you want to hear something horribly sickening? #719 | |
| Yer a FBLAish guy Crid, how do competitions work <G>? #720 | |
| Merciful god! One of those xxx people is here! #721 | |
| Even thrice convicted war criminals? #722 | |
| merci dieu, what's the word? #725 | |
| Who FBI's the FBI again? #727 | |
| NO! Another dream torn asunder... God I hate it when things get torn asunder... #728 | |
| Oh yuck! I've got ChrisReidance all over me... #730 | |
| I drank the whole damned cube. #731 | |
| And in two days... I get to teach 5th graders about genetics!!!! #732 | |
| You came back! I can stop pretending to be you! #735 | |
| Eeee, five bit. #736 | |
| Sorry Warrior, it's a different task now... #737 | |
| <LOAF> death walks among us... #738 | |
| Akkbar is just some loser. #740 | |
| Oh good, the book is here... #742 | |
| Its been a long day. #744 | |
| Ha! Chanserv once again elludes death... #745 | |
| Mmm, a place where death exists between Chris and LOAF... #746 | |
| I'll hold the fort for you... #747 | |
| I'll assume your shape and form...while yer gone. #748 | |
| Hehehe, this is a good time to say something stupid like 'good thing you're on our side!' #753 | |
| <LOAF> Lets get some order in here. #754 | |
| DIBS! Got dibs. #755 | |
| They're scary <G> #756 | |
| No, that was about how we need to become a society based less on technology... #760 | |
| 70?! #761 | |
| are cats shaveable?. #762 | |
| It's #WingNut! Home of many many things... #763 | |
| HEHEHEHE, just confused Akkbar... #764 | |
| the book fo LOAF holds all... but interpritation is up to the reader... #766 | |
| I hereby label the... Delance 2. #767 | |
| LOAFest... #768 | |
| shower or something. #769 | |
| in coordination with Akkbars wife, David #770 | |
| You miss nothing you sharp, sharpe guy... #772 | |
| normal doritos... I could eat about a million and a half of those, but 3d ones are just like suck times suck times suck.. #773 | |
| Akkbar=Ackbar=fish. #777 | |
| We've all lost friends... but this is war #779 | |
| but Chris is more of the reverandy guy... #780 | |
| Byydo can be a LOAFist monk... #781 | |
| Well... I am a LOAF... and a Bandit (LOAF)... . #782 | |
| As commander of your trivia squadron, aww hell, Crid could help more. #783 | |
| So whatever I say is right? That kicks some ass... <G> #784 | |
| GREAT!!!!!!!! #785 | |
| I was always with you. #788 | |
| Never forget... #790 | |
| Babelfish #791 | |
| Woo hoo #792 | |
| WCHSupdated! #793 | |
| which is what makes your tragic love story all the more tragic... #794 | |
| No... not.. '12The Book of LOAF'... #796 | |
| you have to be some sort of creature of the light... #797 | |
| night bird! #799 | |
| Wizzy, you're as intelligent as your sister is attractive. #804 | |
| Awww, we love me too... #805 | |
| ehhy, anything better? #807 | |
| Something I didn't steal from B5? Oh, okay, thats better... #808 | |
| Oh, quelle faux-pas... Chris doesn't 'live' at all... #810 | |
| I will return with the speed of a god, my friend? #812 | |
| asylum? Funny you should...<G> #813 | |
| Oooh, just a few days ago Kelvin asked some obscure newsgroup to find WC novels for him. #814 | |
| Oh hey, Kelvin, I have a buisness proposition for you. #815 | |
| MY THEORY! #820 | |
| it sounds like she's some sort of a hardware store owner... #821 | |
| Hmmm, covert ops time... #822 | |
| noreason #824 | |
| This can't be good for my ego... #825 | |
| No, no, sorry, but you da man... #827 | |
| Red... a whole new paradigm... #828 | |
| Am I too 'risque'? #830 | |
| I read that book... #832 | |
| I thought it would make me feel better... #833 | |
| it was just all this religious crap. #834 | |
| I kindly ask that all guildsmen (10INCLUDING CHRIS) attend. #835 | |
| Goshawk dash it where's Crid? #836 | |
| And people who aint us? They da mans man... #838 | |
| Hehehe, hey, Akk had a reason... #842 | |
| its just that he's a moron,... #843 | |
| or we could just do it online right now... #844 | |
| Hehe, that's nutty, we were just talking about you... #845 | |
| Speaking of which, what's the deal with the /ChrisReid directory? #847 | |
| As web guy of the FBLA I am charged with many duties... first and foremost of which is the protection of the fronteirs of our galaxy... #848 | |
| http://stop.giving.me/damndURLS/you.freak #851 | |
| stupid WCHS, I hope it chokes on its own bile. #852 | |
| Hmmm... I just realized something... #854 | |
| being Kelvin musc suck... #855 | |
| I mean... if I wanted to invent a scale for like measuring quality of stuff... I'd call it the LOAF scale... #856 | |
| Sam gave me his copy of pascal and the version of LOAF the program he made for Pascal is there... hmmm... #857 | |
| if he wanted to, he'd call it the Kelvin scale and we'd just laugh at him... #858 | |
| Chris fought against MLM at Star Wars newsgroups? #859 | |
| alt.paranormal - Chris asked about problems with his Ouija board. #860 | |
| but hey, you posted to a newsgroup I actually frequent and asked about getting cancer from using yer toothbrush, so :P . #861 | |
| I guess at least I never asked for info about my Oiuja board... #863 | |
| freaky, now I can look over weird past-crid stuff. #864 | |
| Awww, Chris, don't go, come with me to bug Dan... #867 | |
| There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books... #869 | |
| one who walks with gods you might say... #870 | |
| I don't usually use sounds... but when I do, you'd better be listening... because sound will happen... that you'll want to listen to... #871 | |
| Nut! #872 | |
| I microwaved my underwear once #876 | |
| Did he sound sinister? Or as we say here in #WingNut "Delancy"? #877 | |
| Hehe, you don't play an instrument. #878 | |
| Edward goes in the "good" pile. #879 | |
| Particularly if the misspelling of your name is right under your title of Editor... #880 | |
| Now, what are you thinking? #884 | |
| Hehehehehe, they make you get passport photos in your freakish countries? We just have to gun down the mounted police on the Canadian border if we want to leave the country... #886 | |
| Hmmm... that should read apple... #887 | |
| although, out of context it sounds pretty cool.... #888 | |
| That's not appropriate for children under the age of 8, who might swallow the small parts... or the elderly... I dunno what they'd do, though... #889 | |
| I'm sure there are good quotes about the bugs in H'hrass, but we probably have to look them up... #891 | |
| Yeah, but that was more of a compliment. Of course, the ever Criddish Crid pointed out that the original post was a compliment too... #892 | |
| For a secret project to be completed in the mountains in Iowa... #894 | |
| Watcha doing capitalizing his name? #895 | |
| Yay, Crid! #896 | |
| Lets just say you're 'in'... #898 | |
| Crid ChrisReid. #899 | |
| My god... I'll have to... I'll have to... ban him myself #900 | |
| Well, answer me this... #902 | |
| Tis mimicry, so that I might protect myself from animals that won't eat you... #903 | |
| So... I guess it'll be something like "This is a constitution.' #904 | |
| Number two... #906 | |
| 3) All further ammendments will be number using roman numerals, just to scare people with things like "M" and "C" and "MEX". #910 | |
| Oh... I see how you can interpret my actions to indicate nickserv, but I assure you... you're wrong, your family is wrong and your friends are wrong... #914 | |
| Well... somebody's got to go over there and get him... I nominate you... #916 | |
| Spider was whacked #918 | |
| I use the word whacked because I can... #919 | |
| I didn't know the Broadsword looked like a giant turd with wings... #920 | |
| The Aces suck man. #922 | |
| Do you post to alt.games.wing-commander and are you not Delance? #924 | |
| EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW, somebody blamed something I said on Gerthein. #925 | |
| Nah. I'd just have to drive like 20 miles and go into their cruddy little hole in the wall and look at the homemade computers and pay some guy who doesn't understand the tab key again... #926 | |
| my sensors detect the prescence of a Nut-Boy! #929 | |
| Hmmm, a huge pair of wings made out of the feathers of dead birds so we can lift man up to his rightfull place in the sky? #931 | |
| Crid, yer life does revolve around Wing Commander and you do post to the newsgroup too much. As for Kelvin, good point, I won't reply to him if he posts something like that again... but maybe I should keep this thread going, afterall it's cool to have a thread with my full name in the title... hmmm... thread... how do you keep a thread... ooooh, yeah, the Excalibur sure could kick the Dragon's arse, right? #932 | |
| Welm, goodnight, wish me luck... #933 | |
| Hmmm... people are always accusing you and I of pretending to know everything... but in actuallity I don't claim I know anything... therein I must know everything, right? #934 | |
| Interesting, I think we need to get something clear here. It's about time... time is the fi... time is cool, but you can't make time go backwards. Therein, when I reply to your petty insults with petty insults, it is physically impossible for me to have posted the first petty comment. #936 | |
| Houston, we have a problem... #937 | |
| Ahhh, it seemed too ironic to be a real mistake. #940 | |
| let me upload the new coke... #941 | |
| erm... new kat... #942 | |
| and wonderful things... #943 | |
| I've been blinded by my own abition and/or WC movie stuff... #944 | |
| Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... #945 | |
| mace #946 | |
| If Akk talks, just say Cheee! . #948 | |
| Its full of a) People who work for loser companies. b) People who are obsessed with people who work for loser companies and c) Delance;. #949 | |
| and dccith it to The One Who Is (LOAF) #950 | |
| Well, load-of-crud. #958 | |
| April 19! That day kicked. #961 | |
| and jump jump, I jump into that weird Blair thread... #964 | |
| Pthhh, well make yours instead of procrastinating. #967 | |
| Ya know what I hate? People who are all like "My callsign is kickass 'cause I kick ass"... man, those people suck. #969 | |
| Cridene, you missed an important Loaf Knowledge Unit, or LKU... #970 | |
| Hehehe, this would be like the perfect time to kick you and say 'mine too', but that would just be soo cliche'd... #971 | |
| Oooh, the Mantu, I'm shakin in my boots, they'll peacfully survey me. Stupid kats... #972 | |
| Hmm, I can't wait to get my ChrisReid merchandise... #975 | |
| So, I'd assume we're wherever you put us... #976 | |
| I'd assume 'he' was a starfish... #977 | |
| Akk? 18? Reckin' he's round 11 or 12... #979 | |
| 17/23. #982 | |
| but its really more like yellow ketchup #985 | |
| Hmmmm... today... today... the day of days... #986 | |
| You hope that? I usually hope for things like world peace and money... #988 | |
| Speaking of news, when do I get yer news? #989 | |
| Oh yeah, I wanna see you reproduce asexually then. #990 | |
| Hmmm... well, you know that huge neon sign that says "LOAF<---" that doesn't exist? #993 | |
| Hmmm... but Delance has a collection of fine jewlery... #994 | |
| That's where I am... under the non existant sign. #996 | |
| Dash, but I doth suck. #997 | |
| I was considering reproducing asexually, but then I realized that I couldn't, so I stopped... #998 | |
| Nah, when you try it gives you like an ice cream headache... #999 | |
| but, I guess its a toss up between asexual reproduction and actually impressing a girl, so you've got to make the call yourself... #1000 | |
| Hehehehe... one of the like best quotes is from that book. "They hung in the air just as bricks do not" or something to that extent. #1002 | |
| Chris, you know where that goes... #1003 | |
| Yeah, it just goes to show you that Hamill's wide range of acting ability can make him anything from a young emotionless fighter pilot to an old emotionless fighter pilot... #1004 | |
| Akk! #1005 | |
| Akk... you're a funk god... #1007 | |
| I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that. First off, females do serve on warships. #1008 | |
| Class of 2002 Orientation? ECk, we don't do that for weeks. #1009 | |
| I have to go and give a speil about how everybody should join the FBLA. #1010 | |
| Hehehe, get this. #1012 | |
| Ooooh, man, but people suck. #1014 | |
| Oh... #1015 | |
| Dund is annoying, mayhaps? #1017 | |
| How are we all today? #1020 | |
| Erm... open yer WCP map. Lower lefthand corner... #1021 | |
| The Akwende Projection thing... #1022 | |
| if I could just wake up Crid... <G> #1023 | |
| theoretically... #1024 | |
| Hmmm, I'd say something witty, but without Crid, there's no Book... <G> #1025 | |
| Well, for one thing we're all Kosh... #1026 | |
| There's kats! and ship names! and stuff! #1027 | |
| Wow... a kinder, softer, gentler Gerhein Boersma. #1028 | |
| A pookie is like a fired clay bowl you use to make more clay bowls... #1029 | |
| I have no idea who that is. #1031 | |
| This I have, nay, earned, the right to do whatever I just did. #1033 | |
| ...over the rainbow... #1035 | |
| Awww, I don't hate you any more than I do Delance or that Gerhein guy... #1036 | |
| . #1037 | |
| Wait, I mean ChrisReid or that Byydo guy. #1038 | |
| I am the very model of a modern Major-General, #1039 | |
| I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral #1040 | |
| how can you have a continuity if what you have is not continuous? #1041 | |
| Chris should be back within half an hour #1042 | |
| Wow, lets party! #1043 | |
| and yes, I did mean chimpaign... #1045 | |
| You can email me to request a change... #1047 | |
| and I'll send you a copy of LH2PCRF... #1048 | |
| wow, spelling. #1050 | |
| Yay! Chris is here! Chris is here... #1051 | |
| F-103B beat the Lance in almost every catagory. Vampire beat 'em both though... #1052 | |
| mainly because Captain Johnny rules... #1055 | |
| Yes, I do... he's the screaming death that haunts my dreams, preventing me from sleeping... #1056 | |
| as thus, I don't recognize him, since I can't dream without sleeping... #1057 | |
| NO! Ace holds the record... #1058 | |
| back in the day... #1059 | |
| Which is of cource another word for deathlok... #1061 | |
| ChrisReid has been idle 8hrs 49mins 36secs, signed on Fri May 01 02:43:40 #1064 | |
| Prolly #1067 | |
| or a guy... #1072 | |
| State the difference. #1073 | |
| well, trust me. Hey, have I ever lied? #1074 | |
| mayhaps this is better... #1076 | |
| wnot wtoo wrare #1077 | |
| damned flag people... #1078 | |
| Don't frickin spam, LK #1079 | |
| thats what www stands for, duh. #1080 | |
| I mean... oooh, wow, multiplayer, wow, that is SO Wing Commander: Armada. #1082 | |
| and I've figured it out, put my word in the book of LOAF: rama-rific #1083 | |
| rama-rific #1084 | |
| Sure I do. #1086 | |
| Once. #1087 | |
| How was... that thing you did today? #1088 | |
| Oh hey, Crid, Warr's been spying on me... #1089 | |
| yeah #1091 | |
| I wonder if he does that when offline. #1093 | |
| Tis really part of the Cridloaf consortium... #1094 | |
| HA! LIZZARD! DIE BLIZZARD! Down with all non WC companies!!!! #1096 | |
| Its amazing what they do when they find them. #1097 | |
| Kick-arse. #1098 | |
| Land of... Delance... #1101 | |
| same question, except with me asking it... #1103 | |
| Sooo... what's everybody think of the cat? #1104 | |
| experts predict that by 1969 we will have 12 colonies on the moon, perfect for family vacations... #1105 | |
| Yes, same here #1106 | |
| anyway, the moon isn't space. its the moon. #1107 | |
| Hmmm, today wasn't that bad though, I got to take apart a cow heart, which was nice... #1108 | |
| actually, today sucked. #1110 | |
| Hmmm, I definatly want to see Chris answer this... #1112 | |
| I got suckered into measuring track stuff again. #1113 | |
| ::crosses fingers and hope Chris did things:: #1115 | |
| No, man, you don't get it, man, Chris McCubbin, man, he's everywhere, man. #1116 | |
| I haven't heard anything that leads me to believe that it'll be rama-rific... #1117 | |
| Nuttin #1118 | |
| I don't think their as much allies as they are pathetic stuff haters who just happen to both hate stuff pathetically... #1119 | |
| I've done a bunch of posts today. #1120 | |
| Hey Crid, did ace send you a list? #1121 | |
| Get off... the 12th... #1123 | |
| :p #1125 | |
| :o even #1126 | |
| A startling vision of things to come! #1129 | |
| One of my friends got me a dead lobster, twas scary #1133 | |
| Easy! You search altavista for no reason! #1135 | |
| No... I've decided against this evil nemsisis... #1136 | |
| From an obituary! #1138 | |
| Yeah, me and Chris are going to go see it later #1139 | |
| Yeah, two e's is good... #1141 | |
| Hehehe... it seems that everybody in the universe thinks they're the only person in the universe that gets the joke. #1142 | |
| the moon belongs to America... #1143 | |
| they're already an oxymoron. Nuclear crud was developed as a weapon and it ended up being used to provide power. #1144 | |
| but I am a natural leader... #1147 | |
| aaaand thus I set aside a portion of my newsgroup posts to agwc3 as my relgion dictates... #1148 | |
| Frequency of updates, the people who run WCHS are idiots. #1150 | |
| I am [LOAF] of the Warrior caste, and for 2 years I have served Akkbar as has no other... #1151 | |
| Nothings new. #1154 | |
| but nothings the same anymore... #1155 | |
| Only a wingnut would laugh at that. Haha. #1156 | |
| NG... NG... #1157 | |
| NG... NG... it's enchanting. #1158 | |
| Where's Warrior? Where's Akkbar? Where's ChrisReid? Where have all the heros gone? Wait, I know where Crid is... #1161 | |
| Yeah, I need my daily dose of Pepper... #1163 | |
| I'm thinking though... maybe Pepper could be like a bad Forrest Gump... going around and meeting evil people and inspiring horrible things... #1164 | |
| You don't know girls. #1166 | |
| Well no, but that money goes to buying more dead sharks... #1168 | |
| And you can buy it from my brother! The drone one at least... #1169 | |
| Well... ChrisReid is as ChrisReid does... #1170 | |
| I did? Cool... #1171 | |
| I won something? #1174 | |
| What'd I win? #1175 | |
| agreed, get somebody on it... #1176 | |
| Isn't Delance Otto Octavius? And he's not really a taco man... #1177 | |
| Old enough to know better. #1178 | |
| Oooh, hey Crid, I know what you mean, I've got the same thing going... #1179 | |
| I wonder how Crid's party is going... #1180 | |
| The kiss #1183 | |
| LOAFie is proper... #1186 | |
| I'm not a soothsayer... I'm more of an ambassador... #1187 | |
| cause then its funny, I guess #1188 | |
| Okay. #1189 | |
| Here's somebody else who's depending on you Warr, you going to let him down, or are you going to help us? #1190 | |
| My god... tis freaky how right I was... #1191 | |
| * LOAF wants a thing... #1194 | |
| I think... that since today is the day you celebrate the death of the Easter Bunny... I should take notes on Victory streak... #1195 | |
| Yah, WC is my life. #1197 | |
| My name? Check the WCHSCredits. Soon to have pictures and bios. #1201 | |
| Yeah. Except I won't be very important. #1205 | |
| and I'll be all "no, YOU fought more communism than I did" and you'll be all "you're too modest, you fought just as much communism..." #1209 | |
| FBLA election, I'm running... so you should too... #1210 | |
| dance one night... we had dances... #1211 | |
| I'm not quoting that. #1214 | |
| Hey Ed #1216 | |
| Hey Dan #1217 | |
| Hey... etc... #1218 | |
| I assume there's somebody named Dan here... #1219 | |
| You sound prussian... #1221 | |
| Hey, speaking of which, how was the competition? #1222 | |
| *** LOAF is now known as Happy_LOAF #1223 | |
| The ChrisReid economy needs Deutschmarks, Nut... #1227 | |
| For I tire... I have fought many an evil Freespacer and I-Warrior... #1230 | |
| I shall see you again, in a place where no shadows call... fall. #1231 | |
| Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... #1234 | |
| Someday... when darkness falls... #1235 | |
| Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One... #1236 | |
| Now, promise me that you'll keep a firearm on you at all times... #1237 | |
| Because... if you sacrafice yourself to take out Akkbar... I'm sure that you'll find happiness in a better place... #1238 | |
| (Yep, it's Easter, which of cource means: BAD RELIGIOUS CARTOONS!!!! #1239 | |
| It was bad newsgroup humour. #1241 | |
| Much like the posts of one Gene Tang... #1244 | |
| hmmm... let me see... what have you missed... I've started work on my incredible script... it does pretty much nothing at all... #1245 | |
| * LOAF Roulette: There are so many of them... #1246 | |
| Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... #1247 | |
| Woo hoo! Signs! Kickin! I can put them in my locker... maybe I can start a shrine... #1248 | |
| That would be good... then I'd be like the east coast distributer for ChrisReid merchandise... #1249 | |
| why, a new version of ICQ is the first sign of the apocolyps... next we'll have a new version of netscape... and then... new agwc trivia questions... and then it'll all be over... #1255 | |
| Oh, Krid, some guy actually scored 20 on the trivia, get yer arse in gear and respond. #1256 | |
| My god... this is how it ends... in fire... #1257 | |
| You honour us with your arrival #1258 | |
| ChrisReid is big too. Very big. #1259 | |
| DO IT OR DIE YOU AKKBAR LOVING FREAK #1262 | |
| I figured we could get a bunch of telepaths to kick him... if telephaths haven't been invented yet, we could use people from the town... #1267 | |
| Crid! Query: The Book of LOAF Topic: The Book of LOAF. #1270 | |
| Chris... school? #1271 | |
| I so don't remember saying that <G> #1272 | |
| Nite? Naww, I'm off to my night job as assistant to the sub-ChrisReid... #1273 | |
| Okay, I'm off... tell Akkbar that we'll be together again in a place where no shadows fall... and that I'll hit him when we're there... hard... #1274 | |
| Chris Raid? #1275 | |
| Chris Raid! Argh! The pain, the pain of it all... #1276 | |
| my own words echod through Chris got my point accross a lot better than I actually could... #1279 | |
| A German WC magazine says we kick ass! Is that good or bad? #1282 | |
| lasers? #1285 | |
| We are all LOAF... #1286 | |
| So... back from the dead, eh? #1287 | |
| Mmmm, abusive #1288 | |
| we're all counting on you... ace... Crid... me... Byyd... #1289 | |
| Tee hee, I feel like a schoolgirl. #1290 | |
| Oh, meet like two so I can have one... #1292 | |
| Hrm, anyway... #1295 | |
| Hehehe, that was good. #1296 | |
| I like that Rob guy. #1297 | |
| Try "I've got a loaf at home who'd just love to get closer to you..." #1298 | |
| No, we're all LOAF, I assure you... #1300 | |
| The Future Bandit LOAFers state convention on in thursday, so I'll go to that and take some time off. #1306 | |
| those people suck... #1310 | |
| Damnit, you went down fighting for me... you could have done no greater. #1311 | |
| Lemme look up when they start again... #1313 | |
| Mmm, death Pizza #1315 | |
| Uhm, I'm just trying to find a pascal program with an example of a binary tree... #1316 | |
| backduringcommercials #1318 | |
| and when puppies die I become involved in Trelane's sex-for-money plans... #1319 | |
| NoClue. #1320 | |
| Hey, *everything* I do is needlessly caustic... #1321 | |
| Don't make promises you can't keep! #1323 | |
| I mean... you can probably do more than you thought possible. #1325 | |
| ? #1327 | |
| Ya know... Oddly shaped districts reveal the stresses of using criteria which conflict. #1328 | |
| FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO WORSHIP MILLER! #1330 | |
| Hey, Crid's killed more kats than you'll *ever* run away from... and... just so you know, I'd trust him with my life... and that's my mistake to make... . #1331 | |
| Miller is... da man... that which greatens his own glory to aid his people... #1332 | |
| forward all trivia answers, small kittens, bios, WC news infos, amazing graphics, etc etc to my mailbox... #1333 | |
| Because Chris told me to. #1335 | |
| actually, I sighted 'Reid, Christopher' as a made up source on an English paper a few weeks ago... #1337 | |
| "Soo, what do you know about love?" "Well, baby, it just so happens that I wrote the book... oh, no, I wrote the Book of LOAF, not love, nevermind..." #1338 | |
| Hmmm... I think my incourigable wit is being wasted on those Descent people, I think I should just be childish... #1339 | |
| Yeah! And they'll put his skull on display at that museum that has parts of presidents... #1340 | |
| I love that museum. #1341 | |
| Hmmmm... that weird bone thing which goes around the back of his head? #1342 | |
| Hmmm... Chris is running for something... I want to run for something... #1343 | |
| Nuclear War I guess. #1345 | |
| No, not with them, but they'll be the unfortunate victims. #1347 | |
| Dak! #1348 | |
| Tre! Over to you... #1350 | |
| Whor! #1351 | |
| Hmmm... I mean Warr! #1352 | |
| oooh, and the 4th movie is confirmed too. #1355 | |
| You know how yer supposed to have 15 minutes of fame? Asteriod had an entire day... but now it's over... #1358 | |
| Oh, helpfull hint to all you homemakers out there, Pepper the monkey makes a wonderful windows backround... #1359 | |
| rendrition? #1360 | |
| I'm Anna Reid... #1362 | |
| actually... Dund... if Chris had a ship at all, I think it'd look almost as pathetic as a vree saucer. #1365 | |
| Oh, no, no relation to Chris... #1368 | |
| Choir concert? #1369 | |
| Thats.... 12The Book of LOAF... and like all great religious books, I didn't write it... #1371 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the world! #1372 | |
| Hmmmmm.... #1373 | |
| Put them in a big text file... #1376 | |
| Erm, Isn't Marburg a virus? #1378 | |
| They work better without the .'s... #1379 | |
| Around 95... #1380 | |
| Oh, a me thing... <G> #1381 | |
| 'ello #1383 | |
| Soo... I'm still confused as to how this mission thing 'll work. We... download parts of the game for like 2 months? #1384 | |
| No, rama-rific... its... one of those things I say... #1386 | |
| Oh, Chris, lets hire some monks to copy The Book for us... #1387 | |
| * LOAF is still mad about cookout today being cancelled...<G> #1389 | |
| We could, except Chris broke my light when I said "WCP2"... #1390 | |
| But you were at the party... #1391 | |
| Or are they still special <G>? #1392 | |
| The term 'crotch rocket' is not appropriate for use by this senate subcommittee... #1393 | |
| I dunno what a FIBER-3 is, but it sounds cool... and isn't FIBER just the best acronym? #1394 | |
| Soo... this'll be a pretty sizable download? Or... lots of parts of downloads? #1396 | |
| WCP... is always beggining... or something. #1403 | |
| I'm usually happy, I'm just happier now... #1405 | |
| Well, Christine, but I digress... #1409 | |
| Flight of the Intruder is that kickass 80s movie with the sliver thing thing and the kid? #1410 | |
| oh well, sleeping under desk in light, waiting for Johnny, back later... #1411 | |
| 12. Hehehehe #1412 | |
| (::swoosh:. #1413 | |
| I have some of those hoverboards from back to the future... #1414 | |
| I've gotta go turn on that thing that makes air cold... #1416 | |
| "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such animated specials as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp..." #1417 | |
| Good word, that punny... #1418 | |
| *Snif*... That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. I'm putting it in my sig... #1419 | |
| Bio Section Updated - Friday 5/1 #1420 | |
| Well, I've got to go do some jpg based work... #1425 | |
| or, I could go work on my ship list so I'll look even better when he gets here... #1430 | |
| Hmmm... we're sort of... working for Origin... #1431 | |
| he's had his license for 24 hours... #1432 | |
| Even if he drives for all 24 hours he's driven less than most people who actually drive. #1433 | |
| MUST GO SAVE JOHNNY... brb. #1437 | |
| Yo, big slice... #1440 | |
| And maybe Mike Berdos. "Hey, this new addon sucks, why don't you go play X-Wing? They're rereleased it, with 8 new colors..." #1441 | |
| Oh, and Gene Tang "Here's an interesting story to explain how the addon fits with my incredibile dream universe..' #1442 | |
| Hmmm, that bile part wasn't intended, but it's pretty cool anyway... #1443 | |
| Chanserv got you... #1444 | |
| He is DEFINATLY the coolest Origin guy. #1445 | |
| Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! #1447 | |
| did ya get that, Crid? #1448 | |
| Okay, we're all together now... #1449 | |
| I was telling Chris about your glorious success' and all:0 #1450 | |
| Johnny. #1452 | |
| Diploma Frames? #1453 | |
| Cause he's a moron... #1454 | |
| Fear not, Dund posts are the most moronic of all posts. #1455 | |
| Diploma frames! #1456 | |
| Ya know... just when I think the world's okay... I realize that 90 percent of people suck. #1457 | |
| now get into #Wing-Commander and out of #WingNut... #1458 | |
| Yep, Chris knows about womens faces #1460 | |
| Holding steady... #1462 | |
| Well... there are always allies of Akk... #1463 | |
| has the word Broad in it... #1465 | |
| * LOAF explodes #1469 | |
| Well, ever since we got married... No, me and Akkbar are good friends... <G> #1471 | |
| Isn't Canada the 52nd state? #1473 | |
| There are 50 states... #1474 | |
| I object, LOAF doesn't snuck... #1476 | |
| Oh, that makes sense... <G> #1479 | |
| Dash it, I wish I'd said that, then Crid could put it in The Book... #1481 | |
| Hmmm... can you make these WCA episodes into high quality... video things? Or at least grab nice images for me? #1484 | |
| Yeah, there can be only one... #1486 | |
| That Rico one... #1488 | |
| You know... Johnny Rico.. the 51st state... #1489 | |
| Definatly Johnny... #1490 | |
| I know. I... started a thread... #1491 | |
| Akk's entire ISP died. #1492 | |
| No, they're still out there, but they've been completely down for a few days apparently... #1493 | |
| Chris called Akk, Akk can't get online... #1494 | |
| so I put whatever backup stuff I had in my web space, and I'm trying to get various things to work... #1496 | |
| You don't per chance have any idea what's up with the WCP addon/not really an addon? #1497 | |
| * LOAF breaks down #1499 | |
| Crid is carbon based... which means that he's mostly... uhm... carbon... I personally am also carbon based... which means that I'm full of carbon too... just like, dare I say it, cuttlefish. Now, Akkbar wants to crush is into diamonds, but he can't... just 'cause... #1502 | |
| Does your browser not have a back button;)? #1503 | |
| Mind sticking the new URL wherever you can? #1504 | |
| great. #1505 | |
| Hmmm... I want that DNA song... #1506 | |
| that kicks ass, does it explain replication? I always screw up with DNA replication... #1508 | |
| Wait, I'll do it. #1512 | |
| Unreal, cruddy box. #1513 | |
| paydirt, baby... www.loaf.pi.se/wchs/ I just need to redo all the updates and set up some 'out of order' signs on all the normal segments. #1515 | |
| I've got the navbar... #1516 | |
| Red 3 was a Confederation plan to send a whole bunch of Escort carriers behind Kilrathi lines in 2668... #1518 | |
| Yep #1520 | |
| Women don't wait... #1522 | |
| but the marines landed on Munro, and the concordia and Tarawa took down a furball light carrier... #1523 | |
| I've laughed at the 'TC', and we all know the evil things that I've done to the aces... #1524 | |
| The Sam-based Water Cooling Equation? #1526 | |
| I wouldn't know anything about that... #1527 | |
| I know LOAF... #1528 | |
| I'm hoping... #1529 | |
| that when the project is completely done... #1530 | |
| and Dund hasn't done anything... #1531 | |
| he'll realize. #1532 | |
| I might have to explain. #1534 | |
| Buuut that'll wait until its done. #1535 | |
| Oh, the Top Secret Wing Commander Encyclopedia. It goes... sort of. #1538 | |
| Good. #1539 | |
| LOAF endures #1540 | |
| I did serve in the moronic Star Trek/Origin CZ war... with distiction... #1541 | |
| I've fought the evil which is Delance... #1542 | |
| My family is abandoning me for two weeks to go to the beach and I'm stuck at home taking care of kittens, so I'll have loooots of free time and cold pizza... #1543 | |
| tee hee. #1544 | |
| Uhm... sure. #1546 | |
| except getting up at like 2, eating some toast and watching a French movie with subtitles... #1549 | |
| Awww, you just took away every discussion I had yesterday <G> #1550 | |
| Yeah, I idn't say it, but I wrote it down... #1551 | |
| Having played both the Freespace Demo and Ultima, I know both idiotic AND RPG when I see them... #1552 | |
| Oh good, I killed it, I feel so wonderfull... #1553 | |
| there, there's an RPG. #1554 | |
| Croyden... perhaps a bald cyborg thing assigned with janitorial duties? #1555 | |
| Believe the lie... #1556 | |
| My bet is that you were killed... #1557 | |
| rather than thinking up an intelligent argument he simply says 'heh'... #1559 | |
| Power out. #1564 | |
| or a joke somehow involving Dan "Akkbar" Hardwicke... #1567 | |
| Hmmm... dash... it'd be better if his callsign was like GIF... then we'd have those whole graphics thing going... jpg... gif... nevermind... this is as bad as the Kelvin/Celsius thing... actually, this is much worse... #1569 | |
| We may have to liquidate him. #1573 | |
| Ooooh crab, I lost sooo much money at HSX today. #1575 | |
| Chris has always been here. #1580 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Interstellar Alliance! #1581 | |
| Standard WC RPG formula: A group of WC fans design a 'super carrier', one or two of them invariably pretending to be a woman or a cat... Then they invent an evil new race, invariably looking like a dog, and then use their ultra super fighters to kill fictional aliens that aren't more than lines of text they write to kill. #1582 | |
| But they've lost everything... so they're more dangerous, having nothing to lose. #1584 | |
| Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Drakh! #1585 | |
| When indeed you are actually Chrixstopher Reid... #1586 | |
| You added my Vortex thing, right? #1589 | |
| well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... #1591 | |
| But I can find the Vortex thing, to the newsgroup! #1593 | |
| Oh krab, the post is one of those odd ATTN: BEN LESNICK posts. #1594 | |
| Must be a vortex thing... #1595 | |
| It's a Delance thing... #1596 | |
| I've never had one... but I know of them... #1598 | |
| Wow... #1600 | |
| that's like the Blair in FF thing... #1601 | |
| unitended but incredibly continuous... so much it makes you want to yell out with pleasure... #1602 | |
| well... the Blair thing does at least... #1603 | |
| That's the quote... #1606 | |
| McFlurry? #1607 | |
| I assume its a McDonalds test product in Renton, Seattle... like bacon nuggets... #1608 | |
| use it well... #1610 | |
| Anyway, my head hurts, so I'm going to go bash it on the wall in a bar 'cause I don't have enough money to leave the station... #1611 | |
| Chris! Book quote! Quick! The Inconsistancy one! #1612 | |
| Plus, we could compress all the info and put it on tiny little rod things... so, I'm measureing the amount of space in rod things... #1613 | |
| Now... thanks to recent developments in the newsgroup, I've decided to assign two disgruntled men to every brigand... Akk, I would very much like for you to be a disgruntled man... #1619 | |
| Crid! Number me #1621 | |
| Cutlass Supreme #1623 | |
| alllright. #1624 | |
| and suddenly the universe became a little less Akkie... #1625 | |
| Taco souls are we... #1627 | |
| Carrion Minion! #1628 | |
| Allright, Chris, as UberCrid, I expect you to get the following speech to every free sentient being you can... #1629 | |
| As you all may or may not know, depending on the amount of censorship in your news media, the Merry Guild did win a decisive victory against Eurasia today... Yes, it was a victory, but no it is not the end. We're not going to give up now, we're going to go in and take care of the heart of the darkness... that being, Next Generation magazine. We cannot rest, falter or rest more until they are defeated... may god help us all. #1630 | |
| you're a faux-Reid, non? #1632 | |
| Only one can quote from 12The Book... #1634 | |
| Plus, we don't start meaningless civil wars and then end them in an unusual way like 2 episodes later... #1636 | |
| Oh, sorry, we do... but we don't have bones in our heads... #1638 | |
| Both Acolytes and the UberCrid report to the Baron Von, who's the first level... #1641 | |
| Each Brigand has two disgruntled men assigned to him or her... #1642 | |
| We have Brigand positions available. #1643 | |
| It feels good... what we're doing here... #1646 | |
| We're a guild, dash it. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong, even me... #1647 | |
| Here, book this #1649 | |
| But we aren't just going to take it, we're going to keep it... #1651 | |
| And by god, we're going to keep taking it until there's no more it to take... and keep... #1652 | |
| Kelvin says that 10 Midways will be more powerful than the Hakaga fleet. I say he's wrong. #1654 | |
| Oh, read yer post, it's not Dundish. #1655 | |
| 3 isn't a letter... #1657 | |
| Hmmm... perhaps you're just ignorant to the cause of Loaf's Marry Guild... #1659 | |
| <Akkbar> Oh thank heaven | |
| <LOAF> for seven eleven. #1660 | |
| We can't... fight amongst ourselves like this... we must maintain order... we can't have chaos within our ranks! #1661 | |
| SubCrids follow the orders of the UberCrid, assuming those orders are for the betterment of the guild... #1666 | |
| Chris is the UberCrid #1667 | |
| and below the UberCrid there are five Subcrids #1671 | |
| That's all I know... #1672 | |
| That was number 2 on my list. #1674 | |
| I almost had a fire the other day... #1676 | |
| Hmmm... in a completely unegotistical manner, yes. #1677 | |
| "You go, Loaf! Get some!" (The nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!) #1678 | |
| No life here... #1679 | |
| yet. 2 more days <G> #1682 | |
| Hey... don't even joke about something like that <G> #1684 | |
| Hmmm, its been 13 minutes... damn you, Christopher Reid... #1685 | |
| Well, he said he'd be here at midnight my time... but... he's probably here now... watching us... #1686 | |
| I mainly like Liar, Liar becasue I need to make wav files of Captain Eisen saying "Mister Reid"... #1688 | |
| Cable Guy was good... well, imho. #1689 | |
| Oh, I need a new adviser... our current one got fired. #1693 | |
| Crid! Hath thou sampled mine fine list? I hath most holiliy mailethed it to thy... #1695 | |
| Erm, I'll dcc it... #1696 | |
| Hmmm, I got mine the other week, but I won't drive and I've nowhere to go... #1698 | |
| See, under Gi'karga. #1700 | |
| and a ship list... #1702 | |
| Hmmm... see if he got "Yar" for AS. #1703 | |
| The mother creature is sweet... #1704 | |
| Crid, put that thing #1705 | |
| in the book... #1706 | |
| Okay. Dunno why I called this your window, but what the hey... #1707 | |
| I have a little list of stuff for credit that shouldn't be shown to Johnny at the bottom... <G> #1708 | |
| Here, I'll stick my list in your window and we'll compare... #1709 | |
| Norm Macdonald? #1712 | |
| Is he dead too? #1713 | |
| I need to know whether or not to wear my good dress... #1715 | |
| Generally, it being a metaphor for humanity... and... humanity being a metaphor for me... #1716 | |
| No, I just needed "That's disgusting..." in 12The Book of LOAF, don't take it personally. #1717 | |
| some odd guy even. #1718 | |
| Nobody mailed me anything... even though everybody was supposed to. #1719 | |
| Why, what's the FORBIDDEN JOHNNY LOG say? #1720 | |
| Hmmm... sacrafice of some sort? #1722 | |
| No need, I just read it... #1724 | |
| Yeah... what kind of... highly theoretical stuff? #1725 | |
| Oh, okay. #1726 | |
| wow, I can type like an aoler accidentaly. #1728 | |
| Actually I did meet... wait, no detailed description of my personal life. #1730 | |
| Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris... #1731 | |
| You can be a brigand, there are still brigand positions available. #1734 | |
| it wasn't in the book... this wasn't SUPPOSED to happen for another half a year... #1737 | |
| but, hey, you go with the flow... #1738 | |
| HelloCrid #1739 | |
| Hmmm, ahh, to hell with being polite. Crid was completely right, moron, the actors did *not* like the non existant sets and constant refilming with minor changes of WCIII and even IV... I don't even know what the last section of your post means, though... #1742 | |
| Blue dye number 12... #1743 | |
| Cause I said that they worked better without them <G> #1744 | |
| Awww Chris, you have the worlds slowest DCCs... #1745 | |
| :o #1746 | |
| Well... it's time to publish the first edition I suppose... #1748 | |
| Hmmm, you and Shaun Taufiq Usman posted to agwc at... EXACTLY THE SAME TIME... #1752 | |
| I mean... what if he wants revenge? #1753 | |
| Isn't it weird to think that Shaun Taufiq Usman is out there... somewhere... #1754 | |
| And we will morn the passing of every one of them... #1758 | |
| but it'll be necessary, for the cause... #1759 | |
| I'm the very model of a modern major General... #1760 | |
| Chris will get a 3dfx card with all the money he's earning gambling... #1761 | |
| Name two Confederation ships destroyed by the Steltek drone. Hint, the first Mandarins were discovered on one of these ships, and the second is the nameship of a class of older corvettes... #1765 | |
| Yeah, almost got that 1:2 mile to lunch ratio down... #1766 | |
| It was sooo hot, though, so it was painfull... #1767 | |
| I should go work on the version of The Book to publish. #1768 | |
| Ohwell,I'moff:/ #1770 | |
| Tell him not to worry 'cause temporary is way cooler... #1772 | |
| Did you call The One Who Never Will be? #1773 | |
| I'm a character too, I'm a rich Aussie philanthropist who's secret goal in life is to construct a solid gold diamond... #1774 | |
| I wear a monocle and a tux, and I laugh at football games... #1775 | |
| Also, I have an evil horribly disfigured twin... #1776 | |
| Who's name is, naturally, Brian... #1777 | |
| Oh now we're rating games that aren't even Wing Commander 'good' now? #1778 | |
| What is the world coming to? #1779 | |
| Exactly. Armada feels the same way about Win95... #1780 | |
| Oh, looking for some fasta ction... #1781 | |
| CHRIS! BETA QUOTE! #1782 | |
| Now... what we have here... is a perfect example... of Origin listening to the fans after U8... and doing the exact opposite of what they wanted. #1784 | |
| Now... let us thank god that what WingNuts want in WC the general people also want in WC... #1785 | |
| And what ever happened to Mister Garibaldi? Erm, Chow? #1786 | |
| Well, I wonder what happened to both of them... #1788 | |
| oh, Icefire left WCN. #1790 | |
| Yeah, lemme open my roberts... #1791 | |
| erm... ICQ... I don't know why I said roberts instead of ICQ... #1792 | |
| I never really heard him complain...<G> #1793 | |
| No, he can't come online because he doesn't HAVE an ISP. #1794 | |
| Why can't I say that about sex? #1795 | |
| Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth... #1799 | |
| Speaking of me and astronomy, what's with blind astronomers? #1802 | |
| There's one in contact, and Mark Hamill played one on SeaQuest... #1803 | |
| It sucks to be me. #1804 | |
| Yeah, and we'll use them to upload our consciouses... #1805 | |
| Byydo went to college. #1809 | |
| Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... #1812 | |
| That's why Byyd's not here... #1814 | |
| Hehehehe, censored to your eyes maybe, but not... nevermind... #1815 | |
| Well, a group of specialists examined him, and he didn't like them prodding us... him #1816 | |
| But we won the war, right? #1817 | |
| STAR PILOT asTer0id! #1819 | |
| AGWC Poster-at-large ChrisReid! #1820 | |
| Hehehe... #1823 | |
| well, maybe once, I'd hit the D instead of the F and I'd break out laughing, rolling on the floor... #1826 | |
| It's on sale now... #1827 | |
| David Downing! #1828 | |
| Boomer does still work at OSI, while taking care of his son, Todd... #1830 | |
| Well, and the TCS SomewhereInEngland... #1834 | |
| Word association! #1835 | |
| We could shoot you anyway... it'd be funny... #1836 | |
| Just a little more. #1837 | |
| you're using force powers... #1839 | |
| well, metaphor... or a parody even... #1845 | |
| two hundred and thirty six... it might not be a number... erm,. the right number... but you want a number, that's a number, you can sleep free and easy now... #1846 | |
| (assuming you have a quality mattress...) #1847 | |
| Hmmm... you'd better get down to 210A Drake... I'll meet you there... #1849 | |
| We'll burn those bastards, by god, we'll burn them... #1850 | |
| That was worse than my 'show me some ass' comment earlier... #1852 | |
| you cut the quote. #1854 | |
| wow, if you switch the word 'fun', you're one sick bastard... #1859 | |
| Which one? #1860 | |
| So they can say "Well, we'd implement that feature, except there's a voxel limitation..." #1862 | |
| I'm hoping there's a christmas tree lighted town level... #1863 | |
| No, WCP is an excuse for a sequal to WCIV... #1864 | |
| so that's the kind of person who creates Star Wars Chess... #1867 | |
| If Prince of Persia was a man, he'd be on the list of people I hate most with Harlan Ellison and David Spade... #1868 | |
| Wow, that's like Star Trek IV... #1870 | |
| can we get a kind of annoying probe backround noise? #1871 | |
| Any comments/flames/dead rats should be dropped in my mailbox, ICQ being left on... #1873 | |
| It's 'Hates' or 'Nut-Boy', pick... #1874 | |
| Nowhere. #1875 | |
| Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to stand and die! #1877 | |
| Oh, wow, how'd that happen? #1879 | |
| Wow, this is turning out particularly well... #1881 | |
| Actually, you don't... #1882 | |
| so... I don't get how Netscape makes money. #1883 | |
| Zello #1885 | |
| They live in some sort of Dome... how to you plan to get into the dome? #1889 | |
| Hehehe, every episode is like that. #1891 | |
| And they always have the same begginings and endings... #1892 | |
| Also, can The Guild have an execution squad? #1893 | |
| We'll actually do more than execute, but, you know... #1894 | |
| Okay... now... our executions squad... lets see.. #1895 | |
| I did say that. #1896 | |
| Anyway, we need a crude demolitions expect, a Mexican sharpshooter with a cool accent... #1897 | |
| an attractive woman who's speciality is hand to hand combat, but our leader, ie me, never believes her so I'll always be like "I don't see how you can be so good at hand to hand combat" and then she'll like kick me... #1898 | |
| And... hmmm... you can be the computer expect who we all sort of laugh at but always gets us out of trouble spots using some sort of electronic padd or book... #1899 | |
| No, this is an electronic book... #1900 | |
| No... #1901 | |
| I'll brief you... #1904 | |
| * LOAF steps up to the podium #1905 | |
| Good morning, and welcome to the Black Sea... #1906 | |
| Alllright... now, there was almost a... several second lag time there... we'll have to work on it... but for now, you get a passing grade... #1911 | |
| First lesson... nothing's insane when I tell you to. #1914 | |
| By god, do I need to tell you what to do? Turn off sound requests and play sfx13 a lot... #1915 | |
| Damnit, he was on our side. #1916 | |
| Comes out in November #1918 | |
| Plus, they redid WC1 and 2 for Win95, so they didn't just stick all the games on a bunch of CDs... #1919 | |
| Hehe, tis okay. But now your IP is odd... #1920 | |
| I'll mail you the Confedships, Crid... #1923 | |
| Heh. Yeah...<G> I'm gonna make update notes to the map, maybe Johnny can use them... #1924 | |
| No, but if they make a set map for a new game... #1926 | |
| Like... an ingame map in POL. #1927 | |
| Oh, wow, yeah, 'cause you live in Seattle... #1928 | |
| that rocks ass, we only roll out old planes here... #1929 | |
| Hmmm, will you bring me back a laser? #1931 | |
| Ahhh, I want a laser pointer... #1932 | |
| I went to the store to find one the other day, but all I could get was a regular pointer:/ #1933 | |
| I've had laser surgery like ten times. I was only awake for two though, and those hurt... #1937 | |
| Mail me the latest copy and let me nitpick it... #1941 | |
| He wanted to know MR and WCCCG. #1942 | |
| Which means... he's looking at the TCS Agincourt (II) and the two Johnny ships... <G> #1943 | |
| (Johnny Greene and John Bunyan) #1944 | |
| I guess he hasn't gotten to the TCS Paradigm yet. #1945 | |
| me too. MR is Milk Run #1946 | |
| No! tell men ow! #1950 | |
| I guess it's like the prom except at Boeing and they roll out aircraft instead of dancing... #1955 | |
| Well Chris' isn't either, but his rollout is... #1956 | |
| It's when they roll out new aircraft and party or something... #1957 | |
| Uhm... yeah... #1960 | |
| Uhm.. KVan... our server didn't crash... #1961 | |
| that was a split. #1962 | |
| Your server split off DALNet... #1963 | |
| Crab, we can talk here... #1965 | |
| Remind me to fix my guns... #1966 | |
| Hi? #1967 | |
| The Other One! #1970 | |
| Anohter Johnny:o #1973 | |
| Another even... #1974 | |
| Sooo... anything else you need done? People you need killed?. #1975 | |
| Which is apparently where aircraft come from. #1977 | |
| It's at the Boeing plant, they're rolling out a new airplane... #1978 | |
| apparently its an excuse for a party... #1979 | |
| Hehehe. Well, the one that was originally supposed to be the big fat glider exploded, so who gets the last laugh now? #1982 | |
| Challenger... however you spell it... #1984 | |
| Soo... anything else you need? Character backround research? Location stuff? Anything? #1987 | |
| Comms into missions... on the weekend... hmmm... #1988 | |
| Back! But then... you already knew that... #1993 | |
| Hehehe, if mIRC screwing up is the worst thing that happens to me today... #1994 | |
| 5The 3dfx Organization has antigravity projectors... #1997 | |
| I've got... uhm... a FIBER-3... #1999 | |
| It's a catch phrase. Like Voxel... #2001 | |
| I have some idea #2002 | |
| scoop out your brains (Vaquero does stuff).... #2005 | |
| WCHS moved. #2006 | |
| He did work it out. He's back... #2008 | |
| he just doesn't have any web space anymore <G> #2009 | |
| Hmmm, you think Johnny 'll be back? #2010 | |
| Oh good. I want a mission... #2011 | |
| Anyway, I'll ask Johnny and see what he doesn't say... #2012 | |
| Thank god. Were you in South Dakota? #2013 | |
| Wizzan Marines destroyed 90 percent of South Dakota, apparenty... #2014 | |
| Hehehe... how odd... #2015 | |
| Maybe it's the /\pocalypse... #2016 | |
| You realize that if you killed 10 billion people per extra mph you were going, you'd have completely wiped out civilzation as we know it? #2017 | |
| ahh, there hasn't been a good movie about aliens since Aliens... #2019 | |
| Actually, now that I look back on it, Alien wasn't very good... #2020 | |
| Hehehe, it looks like a good movie... I can't wait till Friday... #2023 | |
| (plus, tis the last real day of school... #2024 | |
| and then like 2 weeks later The X-Files movie, which I apparently I have to go sit outside the theater all night waiting to get tickets for... #2026 | |
| Hehehe, right after The X-Files my family leaves me for the beach again and I get an entire week to myself... #2028 | |
| An entire week of rental pizzas and frozen lasagna... #2029 | |
| the tape won't be available for a long long time... #2030 | |
| Now... I plan to bring a little recorder for making wav files... but... #2032 | |
| Yeah, I should go stay with you... #2033 | |
| Get it. It might have The Hat... #2036 | |
| You know CR? #2037 | |
| Black box looks better... #2038 | |
| Well... P3 will be online... but online to what extent? #2041 | |
| Well, I've gathered like 200 dollars woth of free movie tickets... #2045 | |
| asT: 100 percent... #2046 | |
| . even #2048 | |
| In theory. Origin shows all their products to CGW first. #2049 | |
| They may have just shown it off to a few magazines. #2050 | |
| Like Prophecy last year... #2051 | |
| Me? Why? #2059 | |
| Yeah... P2 should almost certainly have been an RTS game. #2062 | |
| so what kind of plane was it again? #2064 | |
| Unlike Privateer 2, it can be compared to SC... #2067 | |
| Yeah, the Protoss part is probably the Privateer one... #2073 | |
| Oh Goth, come off it, you're Delancing. #2074 | |
| explain the each his own thing, please Goth. #2076 | |
| Does that extend to me telling everybody how great my own is and the not expecting anybody else to defend theirs? Cause you did make a direct comparison... #2077 | |
| Are we supposed to not give our opinions 'cause you got your own? #2078 | |
| I hate to be cliche'd, but you started it... Plus, now you're just being insulting... (G) #2079 | |
| Oooh, agwc quiz... #2081 | |
| God. #2082 | |
| You are so offensive. #2083 | |
| Heheheh... well... it just seems like you're... whats the word... trolling. #2084 | |
| agwcer. #2087 | |
| Oooh, the addon to Starcraft will have 6 new units... #2088 | |
| well, those are shots from the addon... #2089 | |
| There's gonna be an addon to WCP... #2090 | |
| So has everybody heard about the WCP addon? #2091 | |
| Wait, I mean, I won't admit to that... #2093 | |
| Oh, Goth, it's the most wonderful thing, the addon's gonna be free... #2096 | |
| Yeah, there's gonna be a WCP addon, and it'll be for download... #2097 | |
| Tre is being sarcastic... #2098 | |
| Yeah. 48 missions... 52 missions... something like that... #2099 | |
| Yeah, people have been complaining about it for days. Which is mainly because people suck... #2100 | |
| Don't be so defensive, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about people at like the WCHS board. #2101 | |
| That's better. #2102 | |
| SW people should have learned shame with Star Wars Chess... #2103 | |
| Hmmm, you'd better go watch EFC now... #2104 | |
| Yeah, Rebel Assault 2. #2105 | |
| Rebel Assault 2, I was young and stupid and liked RA1, but RA2, yuck. #2106 | |
| *editors note: Young and stupid LOAF swapped Rebel Assault 1 for "Microsoft Dinosaurs" many years ago... #2107 | |
| Oh yeah, that reminds me. #2108 | |
| If there's one thing we want in the addon, it's the Double Helix. #2109 | |
| Because I want to hurt DNA... #2110 | |
| Brain: The Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, and it's affect on the market-grande... #2111 | |
| That passage in the WCP manual got me all worked up. I want to know what Confed's relation is... #2114 | |
| to the DH. #2115 | |
| The part about the Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, Brain... #2116 | |
| Actually I'm hoping I invented the word eurocentricity... #2117 | |
| If it weren't for that Derek guy and his band of people who follow him around to flame him, what would comp.space-sim.whatever be today? #2118 | |
| frass! #2121 | |
| Hehehe... that's a joke, right? #2122 | |
| Oh, nevermind. #2125 | |
| Yeah, alive and drunk... #2126 | |
| and he doesn't have hair #2127 | |
| there were a few good episodes... but the whole first half had a silly telepath thing that was silly... #2132 | |
| That was Douglas Adams. #2136 | |
| Douglas Adams said that. Not me. #2137 | |
| I already have a loaf... #2138 | |
| I told you, I don't crap me... #2139 | |
| Finals! NExt week! AAaaugh. #2140 | |
| Actually, finals are great, only two to do... #2141 | |
| Except you don't have a server. #2143 | |
| Well... I used to live in France... maybe I'm a French LOAF... #2147 | |
| Chris is taking you on his trip... . #2149 | |
| the 5th element is Boron... I'm surprised movie reviewers didn't make use of that fact. #2150 | |
| Strontium! #2151 | |
| Heh... Kilrathium. #2152 | |
| BTW, who's brilliant idea whas Kilrathium? #2153 | |
| A bio weapon was used on Locanda... #2154 | |
| We are all LOAF... #2155 | |
| Oh, yeah, it's blesnick@erols.com #2156 | |
| You can tell me... in message! #2157 | |
| Didn't he play Data?. #2158 | |
| I'm made of meat, I dare say we all are... #2159 | |
| but... my nick has a more secret meaning... #2160 | |
| One which... for the sake of 12The Book, I shall reveal now... #2161 | |
| Those are onotices. #2163 | |
| My nick comes from... #2165 | |
| drumroll please? #2166 | |
| I like saying feral, I really really need to look it up, though... #2167 | |
| Oh, yeah, the revolation thing. #2168 | |
| It's LOAD spelled wrong... from a class in BASIC a long time ago. #2169 | |
| I want peanutbutter kudos... #2170 | |
| Oh good, I keep calling my kittens feral... #2171 | |
| Oh, my kittens got temporary names... #2172 | |
| Tina, Runt, Tough Guy, Orangina and 3rd of 5... #2173 | |
| Anyway, now you know the truth, and there are millions upon dozens upon 6 Origin Chat Zone people who wish they did too... #2176 | |
| Oh, yeah, your page, I wish I had a personal page. #2179 | |
| Chris follows me around and puts things I say in The Book... #2180 | |
| Oh, good point. And I've never accomplished anything, so it won't sound too egotistical! #2182 | |
| Speaking of Johnny's page, I finally realized how cool the Bearcat looks... #2183 | |
| So... you've got a great line... strap the stereo to your body, go out to a bar and go "Hey, baby, the only way to completely make all the fuzz sound go away from the stereo is to hug me" #2184 | |
| Oh, okay, gotcha... #2189 | |
| Now, how many of the Man-Kzin novels have you read? #2190 | |
| Hmmm... soo... can you explain the Priv2 thing? We all sorta figured Privateer 2 was only an Origin game 'cause of marketing stuffs... #2192 | |
| Wait, I'm going backwards... #2193 | |
| Did you get payed? #2194 | |
| Erm, we see Origin people mad about Priv2 being made into a WC at the last minute... #2196 | |
| were the PD people mad about it being turned into a Wc at the last minute too? #2197 | |
| Yeah, it has some... intended or otherwise...:0 #2199 | |
| Talon/Gratha #2201 | |
| No clue... just sitting around waiting for something to happen... #2202 | |
| We're all happy about the WCP addon, but kinda scared cause it seems too good to be true... #2203 | |
| and personally, I'm worrying about Privateer Online... #2204 | |
| What about you, death, how are you <G>? #2207 | |
| How's your son? #2208 | |
| It's a way of life... #2212 | |
| So much for the no story aspect. #2215 | |
| Now... am I the only one who's thinking... kittens? #2217 | |
| and we're definatly meant to think bug. #2218 | |
| but I'm wondering kat... with the war comment. #2219 | |
| Plus, they made a point of Threat: Unknown. #2220 | |
| We're supposed to wonder, I guess...<G> #2221 | |
| I transcripted everything... #2225 | |
| Chris! Rearrive! #2228 | |
| Did the nar Crid say where he was going? #2229 | |
| <CAG> Damn you, Christopher Reid</CAG> #2230 | |
| Kay Chrixstopher... #2231 | |
| Yeah, nobody really wants to be here, people just get stuck here... #2234 | |
| Wow, did you see that game? Sure was gamefull... #2235 | |
| Well, I'm gonna go rock to the Prophecy Groove, so... uhm. you know, keep doing that thing you do... #2236 | |
| I don't use my name as my nick... maybe I should... #2238 | |
| Good... now, I've decided to become dark and depressing... #2240 | |
| whenever anybody talks to me I'll just start mumbling about death... #2241 | |
| My got, Chris Reid factorial... #2243 | |
| it starts on Friday... Me 'n Si 'n company are gonna go see it after school... #2246 | |
| LTM served as a constant reminder of man's own lack of control in a society burdened by the socio-economic desecration caused by extra-spatial conflict with... bug things... #2248 | |
| That crazy General guy who got hit by the captain of the seaQuest was David Downing... #2249 | |
| I wish to own that movie on video or DVD... #2250 | |
| Zim was cooler in the book... #2251 | |
| I'm more badass in The Book of LOAF, too #2252 | |
| I've got a purple one and a weird old one and the movie one... #2253 | |
| Hehe. Anyway, I need the very latest copy of the Book... #2254 | |
| I just want to show it to somebody who'd appreciate my logic... #2255 | |
| Sorry, that was farfed up... again please? #2256 | |
| Of course, the state of ChrisReid has a 2629% Iason tax... #2257 | |
| Anyway, project moved up, work to start immediatly. #2260 | |
| Dilgar... is such a cool word... #2261 | |
| I too have written a letter to the channel!letter... is... 4! #2262 | |
| Damn, wait, 4 isn't a letter... #2263 | |
| Oh mercifull tregod, help me... #2264 | |
| Dare I ask what the | |
| <bleep> Neo-Introspection is? #2266 | |
| (ego) #2267 | |
| Acturally, me and Chris Reid have systems which we can point out to our friends and say, "I am there"... #2268 | |
| Tis just me and an Annoying!Chris . #2269 | |
| I've sighted Crid as a source in English... #2270 | |
| So... I figure I'm going to have to declare independance sooner or later... #2272 | |
| I'm hoping to use a restriction enzyme to locate and isolate the comments which Akk makes that are not bad lies/moronic... #2274 | |
| if we lose Akk... we lose our very best 'putting stuff people have said in the #WCHS topic' guy... #2275 | |
| Origin guys have shown up everywhere today... #2278 | |
| There are 7 "new" "ships" . #2282 | |
| Voulez-vous the poster, Crid? #2284 | |
| Everything old is new again... #2285 | |
| et moi, Brute? #2286 | |
| he *IS* that stupid... #2287 | |
| trashed my torn up back pack... #2289 | |
| #2291 | |
| Dunno, I hate boats... #2292 | |
| So this is like... #2294 | |
| and your parents are sending you on a cruise to prevent you from joining the military? #2296 | |
| I think we need to take steps to remain proactive... because we need to redefine today's WC News reporting paradigm... #2299 | |
| To my #1 fan thing. #2300 | |
| Speaking of people who aren't 'getting any'... #2302 | |
| Kentucky? Oww... #2306 | |
| You can be... multimedia specialist? Demolitions specialist? Executioner? #2308 | |
| Hell of a day to be a destroyer skipper... #2309 | |
| It brings out my strong facial features... #2310 | |
| Welll, I'm all psyched about the SAT tommorow, I'm gonna go jog around the neighborhood... #2311 | |
| aaand I'll go check the surviving kitten, bbl. #2313 | |
| Ahhh, its suck out, back. #2314 | |
| Well... I suppose I shaln't be here much tommorow... #2317 | |
| Wow, you all are constantly doing that thing. #2319 | |
| But it's a nice newspaper... I suppose... one of my brother's working on it next year... #2321 | |
| In theory we should already have ours. #2322 | |
| a wow person? #2323 | |
| I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" #2325 | |
| That is so Rapier I... #2326 | |
| Or... we pretend to be wealthy investors... #2328 | |
| Anyway, you guys have to go see The Truman Show #2330 | |
| Hmmm... yes... except then you'd get sacraficed for the greater good... #2331 | |
| I used to know somebody named Celina... #2332 | |
| She was no your-Celina though. #2333 | |
| I think we're all scared... #2334 | |
| ...scared of what is to come... man worries about the future... but man doesn't understand the future... #2335 | |
| Damnit, why don't they sell a hat with the Bablyon 5 5 on it? #2337 | |
| talkin to that guy who comes from ashes now... #2339 | |
| Mmmkay, I'm thinking... #2340 | |
| I wl nt m8 w/ u. #2341 | |
| Trying to work out a cool-ass new color scheme for WCHS... #2342 | |
| Hayesslich. #2343 | |
| I am from the darkness that lingers beneath the soul... #2344 | |
| #2347 | |
| I can be the ChrisReid Listserver... #2348 | |
| Can you believe that there's no 24 hour donut place in my small town? #2352 | |
| Can we release captive humans and hunt them for sport on your island? #2353 | |
| and the two insected the Earth... #2358 | |
| Who, Crid? #2359 | |
| Yeah... because you're going on The Love Boat... #2361 | |
| I assume... #2362 | |
| Do you love boats? #2364 | |
| <Cpl_Hades> no...i dont love boats #2365 | |
| The saddest person in the world is he who cannot love... ... a boat... #2366 | |
| I say he because we all know that women love boats, and because 'he' is kinda unisex anyway... #2367 | |
| Speaking of Titanic, I saw Truman Show again... #2368 | |
| I love the ending... #2369 | |
| Hey ace... ... a boat .... #2370 | |
| I just like putting ... a boat ... at the end of stuff. #2371 | |
| I for one would not... #2373 | |
| but then I'm human... unlike others I have the capability to love... ... a boat ... #2374 | |
| You know... AHCZ|Does|Matter #2375 | |
| They were still human, Nut-Boy... #2379 | |
| I suppose I could expect as much from someone who doesn't love... boats... #2380 | |
| Going from France to that little island accross from France like twice... and going from Venice to Greece... #2381 | |
| Yeah, you know... France-21 #2382 | |
| and by god, I never plan to... I want the last 7 minutes of my life erased... #2383 | |
| bacjksoon #2384 | |
| Erm.. let me phrase that more elequoetnly. SP. #2386 | |
| I the same! #2387 | |
| Good point... #2389 | |
| I have no problem lying to that KVanchee guy. #2391 | |
| So HyperCollins is doing a series of WC books, based on the movie... #2392 | |
| HarperCollins #2393 | |
| the first will be the movie, and then two after that which take place during WC1.. #2394 | |
| Soo how long till I get me 'n a monkey 'n Pepper? #2396 | |
| Can you put the nar Crid in? #2397 | |
| Lucky son of a son... #2398 | |
| I'd like to consider everyone in the world to be in the guild... #2400 | |
| then we get to claim we're one huge-ass non profit organization and get one huge ass tax break. #2401 | |
| Soo... you wanna see me <G>? #2402 | |
| There, tis me. #2403 | |
| Heh heh heh, bite me. #2404 | |
| http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg #2405 | |
| Haven't seen it yet, Nut. #2407 | |
| Hmmm... I have no opinion... #2408 | |
| * LOAF mumbles 'bad face day...'. #2409 | |
| Whereas, in this one, you look sort of like a seal... #2410 | |
| He's gonna have me met Pepper, right? #2411 | |
| No. It made me feel sad. #2413 | |
| I now realize that we have to do more to save the poor baby seal's which have had their mothers killed... #2414 | |
| You think I look hideous, he's worse. #2416 | |
| I was just a head in those other pictures...<G> #2418 | |
| Akk is always covered with some sort of clear goo... #2420 | |
| Yeah, you prolly should... #2421 | |
| the Lesnick system on the map. #2423 | |
| Oooh, head to head with the violation guy. #2424 | |
| Now, where the farf did Phoenix go? #2425 | |
| Also, school's out, non? Where's Marc Levin? #2426 | |
| Well, Marc certainly does have a God complex... #2427 | |
| If they're not one and the same. #2428 | |
| Anyway, I'm leavin', bbforJohnny #2429 | |
| Why do people keep asking whether or not www.secretops.com is up? #2430 | |
| The Wiz? Oh, somebody beat him... #2432 | |
| Forward them to me? #2433 | |
| Hehehe, I wish I was obsessive/compulsive... I'd get more stuff done...<G> #2434 | |
| Hehehe, well, it's not really a bad thing... #2435 | |
| Yeah, and in the guide. but I yelled at his moronic UBW pride thing. #2440 | |
| but I hate when people talk about realism in the Wc universe. #2441 | |
| Erm, well, some sort of "We spend a million dollars to make this box..." thing. #2442 | |
| Yeah. I've told very few people that, but that's what I'm really interested in...<G> #2443 | |
| Everybody thinks I want to be some sort of computer guy <G> Cause I'm good at it... but I really don't like it much. #2444 | |
| Well, unless some sort of amazing Wing Commander career opens up I guess I'm gonna try and go into medicine... #2445 | |
| I don't know him. But he's annoying <G> #2447 | |
| Well... I'd love to do anything like that. From an informal gathering in Austin to a major thing. #2451 | |
| multiplayer updates... #2453 | |
| Ahh. Well... even if it's not a good job, it's still a job... #2457 | |
| Well... what... flight down to Austin... 2 nights in a cheap motel <G>? #2458 | |
| Well... we could talk to Johnny... #2461 | |
| Well... you're so much more of a real person than any of us. #2463 | |
| Ahh, that was just a good day...<G> #2464 | |
| Back from Pittsburg!:o #2465 | |
| BTW, his official site died... #2466 | |
| Ahhh dash... I'm so burnt out now though. I just want school to be over... #2467 | |
| of course I've got 2 projects and 2 exams to do in there, but then it'll be over... #2469 | |
| Well... I saw it with Si/Gavin/OtherBen/That guy who follows me around on thursday... #2472 | |
| aaaand I saw ith with people I actually know yesterday <G> #2473 | |
| No, I invited Mr. Way, but he didn't come... #2474 | |
| 100 minute:o #2475 | |
| Oh. We have 7 46 minute periods a day... #2476 | |
| We have homeroom tommorow actually... return locks... #2478 | |
| He'll be there... I saw him post at some ace's board. #2479 | |
| Oh, I was in charge of screenshots I believe... #2480 | |
| One of the like 4 WC sites that were around back when I first got online... #2482 | |
| hehehe, youc an be NNC for the new site. #2483 | |
| Lemme thnik... there was Borton's site... the TCU... World of Akkbar... an Armada Ladder... and the jump point. #2484 | |
| And then that guy set up WCU <G> and there was much argument at the newsgroup, 'cause he stole html from the TCU... #2485 | |
| Heh, World of Akkbar. #2486 | |
| Oh wait... the Ace's Club Page too... #2487 | |
| I remember the newsgroup from... after WCIII, before WCIV... #2488 | |
| I was in 9th grade... I remember that... #2490 | |
| I remember when Academy and Privateer came out though. #2491 | |
| But I was going to move to france soon and the Sierra game was delayed again... #2494 | |
| I was in... 5th grade... end of the year... I was waiting for some Sierra flight sim to come out... #2495 | |
| I was at the store with my dad... and he said "Hey, Ben, don't get wait for | |
| <whatever> , get this..." #2496 | |
| Apparently some co-worker of his reccomended it. #2497 | |
| But I said no. #2498 | |
| and I spent about an hour trying to guess the numbers to get in... #2500 | |
| but I never got 'em. #2501 | |
| I was Kevin-Tolwyn or something. KTolwyn... something like that <G> #2504 | |
| and he had it with him, he'd just bought it.. #2506 | |
| I bought my 486 to run Academy and Privateer...<G> #2508 | |
| Then, I reserved WCIII... got it for Christmas 1994... #2509 | |
| Samcat used to have one of those... I think that's what it was... #2510 | |
| But all my friends were obsessed with <G> #2511 | |
| Hehehe... I was hooked as soon as I played WC1... used to draw the ships everywhere... #2512 | |
| I used to disable my cache on my 486... #2513 | |
| argued about whether it was Hhriss or Khriss. #2514 | |
| I remember getting SO1 and 2 and the Wc2 speech pack. Thought it was incredibly cool that stingray swore. #2515 | |
| and KS. #2517 | |
| KS... that was when I was having surgery a lot... very depressed... I swear that Yearbook got me through it...<G> #2518 | |
| Hehehe... I remember when you came on IRC for the first time... #2519 | |
| began looking at things like woo and the aceboard.. so I knew who you were . #2522 | |
| little did I know that you actually did know everything...Well, the day you did. #2523 | |
| No, I don't remember meeting you... #2525 | |
| Oooh, argument about WC4. What'd I say? #2526 | |
| Wow, irony. #2527 | |
| but it actually was 73... #2528 | |
| Yeah. Origin still thinks so. #2529 | |
| And it's really a common misconception that Akk's in charge of Introspection... #2531 | |
| it's actually that Orion guy... #2532 | |
| Yeah. I can't help but think that's my fault...<G> #2534 | |
| Good, got any updates for me? #2535 | |
| I live... uhm... in Renton... #2536 | |
| Hehe, common misconception, the mob is controlled by 4The 3dfx Organization... #2537 | |
| Hehehe, well, may be... but... uhm... at least... we've got... #2540 | |
| Luckily I've got a copy somewhere. #2541 | |
| "cause they took down the PSX site. #2542 | |
| aaaand... uhm... 20 percent of our students go on to college? #2545 | |
| Yeah, the bookworld place... #2546 | |
| also, that funky globe thing... #2547 | |
| We've got a funky globe thing, right? #2548 | |
| Oh yeah, enough movie theaters to show dozens of movies at the same time... #2550 | |
| We have a southcenter in Renton... #2551 | |
| its in southern Renton... #2552 | |
| KS calander says 73 too, right? #2553 | |
| Yeah, it does... #2554 | |
| Why did I think it was in 72? #2556 | |
| Did I? #2557 | |
| Akk, you know strip mall doesn't mean... #2560 | |
| Hehehe, I used to live down on Jones... #2561 | |
| Ahhh hell, I live in Maryland, happy? The closest I've ever been to Washington is Washington DC... #2562 | |
| Hmmm, well, I was wrong and you were right. #2564 | |
| He lives near you just like I live in Renton... #2566 | |
| Bandit, (I call myself Bandit) you need to get a life... #2569 | |
| but then I realize... Akkbar... #2570 | |
| 2673.219 #2572 | |
| Yep, you were right. #2573 | |
| Oh well, he who parts water and such will be here in 3 hours... #2578 | |
| You think I should let him in on the secret? #2579 | |
| Soo... where are you gonna go to college? #2580 | |
| Okay then I will... but for now... I'm away! #2581 | |
| Ahh... Maryland's up there... but I'm still hpoing for like Georgtown. #2582 | |
| Owww, I fell asleep on the couch and couldn't be hefe for Johnny... #2583 | |
| "I like robots..." . #2585 | |
| Weeeird... . #2586 | |
| For our newsgroup? #2587 | |
| but... nobody cares how many posts anybody but you have. #2588 | |
| It being the picture and not a derogatory comment about Akk... #2591 | |
| "Coming, November 1998... a movie that will change the way you look at Border Worlders." #2592 | |
| Now can we PLEASE ban the entire state of seattle sans Crid? #2596 | |
| The movie script describes 'claw shaped fighters'... #2597 | |
| Do you know anything about the Pilgrim War? #2598 | |
| Datcha #2600 | |
| Hey... I was there... at the dawn of time... #2601 | |
| Oh but for the grace of god was changing colors a whole lot easier than I thought. #2604 | |
| Somebody check that for me? #2605 | |
| You named wingmen after your friends, right? Not the other way around <G>? #2606 | |
| Good point... we'd better go somewhere secret... #2608 | |
| Yeah, Chris, explain secret stuff... #2609 | |
| 12 is a good guess... #2610 | |
| No, probably not. #2611 | |
| but Dan didn't have any... so he referred him to me, since I'm always H'hrassing people at Dan's Chat board... #2614 | |
| Yeah, we got tired of lag on UO, so we're going to attack... actually I don't think we own UO... plus, we're not a collective... so I shouldn't keep saying we... #2617 | |
| Eck, I can't believe I ate a salt bagel... I can't believe they make salt bagels... #2618 | |
| The difference being that salt bagels aren't good... #2619 | |
| Hmmm... trade you the undocumended WC movie ship 'n people list for the undocumented WCP quotes file? #2620 | |
| * LOAF Kosh: One moment of perfect beauty. #2621 | |
| ROTC is like Yahtzee except... different... #2622 | |
| I find it hard to believe that there are 1700 other Chris Reids... #2624 | |
| Like multiple Ellas on top of eachother. #2625 | |
| and piss of 3 million newsgroupies... I like it... #2626 | |
| In a place where no shadows fall... or where shadows fall, whichever tommorow is... #2628 | |
| Oh well, that tape should be there in a few days... <G> #2629 | |
| Wow, I'm not actually following this argument, and I don't even know why it's in alt.games.wing-commander, but that's gotta be the single most moronic insult I've ever heard. #2631 | |
| In a complete and total example of Random!, The Nut-Boy found it...<G> #2632 | |
| It's hard to act when you're being sliced apart by aliens. #2633 | |
| Did you say that? #2634 | |
| How odd... #2638 | |
| David Downing has no practical knowldge. He's the guy who sits around and promises multiplayer and free 3dfx cards to his fans... #2641 | |
| He's an evil man, a dark man, a bug man... #2642 | |
| Uhm, but I didn't know that when I thought you were David Downing. #2643 | |
| Hey... sudden realization. That large Cruiserstyle thing... #2645 | |
| might that be a Waterloo? #2646 | |
| So how sure are we that this'll be in the addon? #2648 | |
| oh, crab <G> Hey Sky. #2650 | |
| a bug channel... #2652 | |
| Cause if there's a 3d rendering of Ella for the engine... #2653 | |
| We'll be fighting in Ella. #2654 | |
| There have been what, 2 non combat missions in all of WC? #2655 | |
| Mayhaps the kats... #2656 | |
| I agree... #2657 | |
| They're pretty cool people #2658 | |
| Mating with it, I assume... #2661 | |
| B... FIVE? #2662 | |
| Hmmmm... I'll bet it was dissolved by The 3dfx Organization... #2663 | |
| They got Kelvin and now they're out to get small Russian-like countries... #2664 | |
| I'm still waiting for a joke which can use the punch line Sven O'Nein... #2665 | |
| CR is off at graduation right now... #2668 | |
| which is the process by which one sets the standard for measuring amounts in a cylinder... #2669 | |
| I've walked around Washington, Baltimore, NY, whatever at night and never had anything like that. #2670 | |
| Beat the game? Is that some sort of sexual metaphor? #2672 | |
| yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? #2673 | |
| Oh, I subscribed to CGW, so I can be one of those jerks who has magazines early. #2674 | |
| Yeah, we need to get Kelvin a personality... #2675 | |
| Oh, yeah. I'm hoping to see the LOAF-calibre back for WCPSO... #2677 | |
| He's like a clone of Chris... #2679 | |
| I think I warned you about him... I never liked Kelvin... he's so serious. #2680 | |
| Oh... after my Freshman year I got rid of any classes with normal people. #2684 | |
| Hmm... *the* destroyer? Above the way? #2685 | |
| I'eve never reall met him... #2686 | |
| Everybody thinks Origin guys are online to serve them. #2687 | |
| Nobody gets the fact that they're real people... #2688 | |
| Hmm, put that in the Book and quote it when Johnny's here sometime... #2689 | |
| tkstsktsktsktsktsk. #2695 | |
| Oh, I obsessively cleaned everything and found my pointer. I'm so happy... #2697 | |
| Wow, so they know who I am? #2698 | |
| I just sometimes accidently call people Crid and then explain who you are... <G> #2699 | |
| Wow... I'm a virtual celebrity... #2700 | |
| I've been off school for a day and my usually swamp-like room is spotless... and I keep organizing my piles of mess... #2701 | |
| Oh, kick ass, you can order the foreign version of the WCP Soundtrack from amazon.com! #2702 | |
| /msg ChrisReid Quick! Nuke Endymion! #2703 | |
| Hehehehe. Just wanted to see if I could do that... no more accidently typing a character when I want everybody to see a msg. #2704 | |
| oh, thats freaky, I was kidding... #2708 | |
| Wow... how far away is your school <G>? #2709 | |
| How do you get there? #2710 | |
| Ahh... me too... sort of... #2711 | |
| long long after I started reading. #2713 | |
| Long long ago... must have been... let me see... #2714 | |
| I figured the world could know <G> #2716 | |
| The Delance Virus has the ability to pass through the bilipid layer of a cell to its sweet sweet innards and uhm... hurt it... #2720 | |
| Anyway, once Phoenix gets those graphics done I'll start on the new site. #2723 | |
| * LOAF is sick:/ #2724 | |
| Sour throat... luckily I had some knifty pills left over from the last time, so I've been eating those...<G> #2725 | |
| Oh god, please don't let Mistrels be what I think they are... #2727 | |
| "Which | |
| <civil war> (copy of the map)?" #2728 | |
| Oh, Crid, we need a picture of you sitting down, and anything else you can get us... #2729 | |
| You don't eat... #2730 | |
| Oh god, it's 8, I should eat too... #2731 | |
| Okay... you sitting. 'Cause we're gonna visit the Tiger's Claw... #2732 | |
| Anyway, the irony here being that I'm back, me being back and all... #2733 | |
| Yeah... it's called loaf... loaf dot pie dot see #2734 | |
| Whenaer Phoenix finishes. #2736 | |
| Fact: Pepperidge Farm produces over one million Goldfish per hour. #2737 | |
| I think that this is the most exciting site since newt.org. #2738 | |
| the nar Reid will brief you #2739 | |
| Go, play. You'll feel nar Better... #2740 | |
| but... it will be one page. no subsections. We'll throw everything together in one to screw people. #2741 | |
| Ahhh, popcorn is overrated IMHO. #2744 | |
| Well... then it's obvious what we have to do. #2745 | |
| Since June 6th, 1966, duh. #2747 | |
| People at Chris' school call him Chris... because it is his name. #2750 | |
| You could call me Bandit... my friends call me Bandit... #2753 | |
| Bandit <G>? #2754 | |
| So where's the girl? #2757 | |
| in... 'Ashton'... 'Sandy Spring', whatever where I live is called. #2759 | |
| crumpling thing... oh, I dunno what I was talking about. #2760 | |
| For example... my mom works there. Imagine how 'orrible that is... <G> #2761 | |
| It'll be out before the prequils (prequils... such a joke, such a joke... #2762 | |
| Anyway, I'm quite thankfull that WC isn't "popular" enough to make things like Wing Commander Underwear... #2763 | |
| Some freak who thinks he knows everything about WC... #2764 | |
| No, I think LOAF thinks he knows everything about WC too... #2765 | |
| Okay... Mister Creid... I suppose we must respond to the nar Phoenix... #2766 | |
| We could all wear fake beards and carry swords... it'd be cool. #2767 | |
| Well yeah, but girls wearing less clothes is actually in the WCHS charter, Akk just hasn't accomplished it yet... #2768 | |
| Do the quote, Chris. #2769 | |
| Chris! The character development quote! #2770 | |
| I... don't think Chris said that... #2772 | |
| Yeah, just feel kinda sick.. #2773 | |
| and thou doth take of the ass and thou doth kick of it... #2774 | |
| Hmmm... now on the graph, put a little * next to the dismal legionairre and then a footnote that says something like "Note that the dismal legionare is a special agent and therein operates outside the guild hierarchy" #2775 | |
| Everything's American. #2776 | |
| hmmm... good music... let me think... #2777 | |
| Chris is American... #2778 | |
| well, not evil... just chaotic... #2782 | |
| he's just not Johnny, okay. #2783 | |
| Anyway, I'm betting on Delance syndrome... #2786 | |
| He's pretending not to have scripts;) #2787 | |
| Good thing I was lying about losing mine;) #2788 | |
| They don't have names. That's what I wanted Kelvin for...<G> #2789 | |
| Kill him so it won't spread #2790 | |
| Yes... I should contact the dismal legionaire... #2792 | |
| Hmmm... anybody care about pictures of airplanes? #2793 | |
| Oh, yeah, he has the virus... #2794 | |
| Sick, just sick #2795 | |
| proactive is a bad thing... #2796 | |
| Anyway, since my power was out all day, I didn't get to work on my project... #2797 | |
| Dash, it may be a new strain. He's just a jerk... #2798 | |
| Well, he's not very defensive. #2799 | |
| He talks and he talks... #2800 | |
| The fact that I have my name in my underwear is so as not a reference to WCP's Lesnick system... #2801 | |
| Well, she *DID* kill my family, but I'm forced to ask, what the farf are you talking about (G)? #2802 | |
| Hades.! <G> -X where X = -root(4) #2803 | |
| Oh, I went to the National Air and Space Museum Annex's open house, which was really cool. It's where they store the aircraft they can't hold at the museum and the ones that they're restoring, going to restore. #2804 | |
| so in WC1!Amiga... #2805 | |
| Just got back from the newsgroup. #2806 | |
| Dash, but Kelvin's a complete and utter jerk. #2807 | |
| hehehe, I just used the other ISP to skim the... thing... newsgroup... #2808 | |
| Oh. That's not really bad news... bad news would be "SO got cancelled!" or "Johnny died" . #2809 | |
| So is Ed replacing Midnight as an Acolyte? #2810 | |
| Oh, I awarded Nut-Boy the first LM-Guild medal... #2811 | |
| SubCrid Pang, perhaps? #2812 | |
| irony! #2813 | |
| The use of a secret lever? #2815 | |
| I haven't seen P2 and WCIV ever... #2817 | |
| There are like two buildings in Ashton, Maryland... #2818 | |
| I'm taking it to school tommorow, you can recreate my school... #2819 | |
| anything else you need? #2822 | |
| I know it only as... THE BIG K... so hush, hush with your mart talk... #2824 | |
| So... what happened to Johnny? #2825 | |
| new trivia, krab, I haven't gotten aroudn to normal trivia yet: #2826 | |
| croag... #2827 | |
| WCHS trivia will never resume. CIC trivia will start when the CIC starts... #2828 | |
| Guessing... E'loy? #2829 | |
| Dash? #2830 | |
| Sorry. #2831 | |
| Well, put up the new ones and lemme get it over with;) #2832 | |
| Kruller would be a good nickname... so would 'Topaz'... #2835 | |
| Anyway, I found one, so the Nut-Boy can rest well tonight... or today, whatever it is in Nutland... #2836 | |
| Well... in theory... we could bring him down to 0 degrees Kelvin... at which point he'd stop moving completely... #2839 | |
| It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it;) #2840 | |
| Canned Tomato pasteF #2841 | |
| Restart. #2843 | |
| Yay! Hopefully Phoenix will have our new graphics soon... #2844 | |
| Kelvin continued his crusade against good... #2845 | |
| although, some of his posts are shameless efforts to get post anything... #2847 | |
| 'even bunnies need to play WC3' heh heh, moron. #2848 | |
| Want to call Akk and find out what the farf is up? #2849 | |
| If he's gone for 50 years we can use WCHS itself... #2850 | |
| Wait... I mean... #2853 | |
| Was that a pun? #2854 | |
| #WingNut is where we hold the line... #2855 | |
| there, look at the crab I have to read. #2856 | |
| That story is some crappy story that I'm supposed to find deep meaning in. #2859 | |
| now that it's been a year or so... #2861 | |
| but NEVER believe that he was the only person who contributed to the Confederation's success... #2862 | |
| Afterall, the simplest explanation is always correct according to Delance, therein, a brain leeching parasite has almost certainly taken control here... #2864 | |
| woo hoo! #2865 | |
| Hey Had! Teach me to to 3d stuff? #2868 | |
| Ahhh, thank god, a real, intelligent person... #2869 | |
| Enyo system, Vega Sector #2870 | |
| Plus, those old airplanes sucked. I mean, bi-planes? It's like an obscure sexual metaphor... #2872 | |
| Okay... where's the Nut-Boy? I've got an important addendum to the LMG rules... #2875 | |
| one more day, Crid. #2876 | |
| Don't ask, just don't ask... #2877 | |
| Well, one out of 7 isn't bad... #2878 | |
| Comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.space-sim was our last, best hope for drawing away legitimate wing commander questions from the larger body of WIng Commander knowledge available in this group... it failed. But, in the year of Secret Operations, it became something greater, our last, best hope for people to flame eachother about Battlecruiser 3000 AD. #2879 | |
| Are you threatening me;)? #2880 | |
| amn, that's a cool word. I'd better say it so it can be in #2881 | |
| The Book of LOAF... hey Chris! #2882 | |
| Can I say that cat thing too? #2884 | |
| I cannot with a good conscious fight the Cult of Sivar... #2885 | |
| Wow, he responded to my jerk comment via email saying that he was really sorry, and that he had 'the Delance disease'... #2888 | |
| Okay, it was something like 'Radioactive cats have 18 half lives'... #2890 | |
| and it was dashed cool too. #2891 | |
| I object, there's nothing intellectual about the Book fo LOAF... #2892 | |
| Radioactive cats have 18 half lives #2893 | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH . #2894 | |
| Hey, Nut, I thought up a brilliant new rule for LMG... #2895 | |
| Okay... whenever you see Brooke Shields on TV... you have to yell "SHIELDS UP" and really mean it... #2896 | |
| Because, you know, it's the law... #2897 | |
| ANyway, we should all subscribe to alt.test.. #2898 | |
| Oh, the general public finally gets to see the trailer? . #2901 | |
| So they can say 'banging ship', duh! #2904 | |
| Well, he came back and then he uncame back, that is one disturbed young man. #2905 | |
| This is what I hate most about WCism. People get preconcieved notions about how they want the universe to be, and naturally if WC disagrees, IT screwed up;) #2906 | |
| In the last year... I've had a total of zero interesting conversations in #Wing-Commander. #2907 | |
| I always wondered whether or not there was a god... and now I know, I'm him... #2909 | |
| Is 'toss it' some new age metaphor for 'screw it'? #2910 | |
| Uhm, anyway, John Wayne better say something damn cool about me when I die... #2912 | |
| So can she still be called Spice? Is it like a military rank, and when you get dishonorably discharged you lose it? or does she *have* to keep it because it's like that red A that colonials attached to themselves to make good literature? #2914 | |
| If we had some sort of an all knowing Vortex, it could tell us... #2915 | |
| Or at least... we could ask it... #2916 | |
| And hence he came to #WIngNut in search of the Nut-Boy... #2917 | |
| Yet, no such Nut-Boy is present... #2918 | |
| Wow, I ran into a freak! #2919 | |
| Oh, hey, I brought a Trelane action figure... I put it on my desk with the Ackbars... now I can act out all my #Wing-Commander adventures... #2921 | |
| Things that use the word 'Free' suck... for example, 'Descent: Freespace'... cause, you know, nothings smarter than HAL... #2923 | |
| a LMg raid... #2926 | |
| but if you leave a message at the beep. He willg et back to you ASAP #2928 | |
| I'm going to go check on dinner, thanks for lifting my spirits... <G> #2929 | |
| Oh stop bickering you two or I'll use the maximum power up my oped abilities to scream hi at you both... #2931 | |
| Crid, I think a quote belongs here... #2933 | |
| Of course not; *ALL* of Chris Reid's enemies have horrible powers like the ability to use stairs... #2934 | |
| *snif*, but I sold my hair to get you this watch... (G) I should probably check with one of my evil brothers about press packets. #2935 | |
| Speaking of slow moronic people who's only existance is thanks to a society designed to support the inept, Maverick! #2936 | |
| Wizzy's a jerk. #2937 | |
| It is the sole propriety of the Cridloaf consortium... #2939 | |
| He thinks that us insulting him a lot is kind of a 'hey buddy' thing, wherein we actually hate him in a firey all consuming manner... #2940 | |
| When did you last see a post by Akkbar that wasn't a) About Pure3D drivers or b) About Akkbars incredible life ? #2941 | |
| No, the name will change when our new coat of paint is done... #2942 | |
| That's scary, I think it's against the law to play soccer in like 22 states... #2944 | |
| I thought there was just Zaire... because you have to get Ebola-Zaire somewhere... #2946 | |
| What the fudge? #2948 | |
| Where are you people getting this? There's no such thing as Americans playing soccer... #2950 | |
| in the same week that SecOps came out... Oh, the irony of glory... #2951 | |
| I... don't know why I quoted that... nobody in their right mind would have said that before. #2958 | |
| Anyway... I plan to harness his darkness and utilize it in my one true goal, the destruction of Next Generation magazine... #2959 | |
| Oh wow, agwc trivia! I can do it now and become the envy of those I envy... #2961 | |
| With anyone else I would not be so picky, but you bug me. #2962 | |
| The number... is FIVE! :o #2963 | |
| Wow, cue the love theme from me getting Quest 83 right... #2964 | |
| Like "Of all of my movies, that's the best" wouldn't be "Nar all nar my movies, that's the best" #2966 | |
| C7 would probably not appreciate my intense dislike of the Bible. #2967 | |
| I don't think C7 would appreciate my intense dislike of C7... #2968 | |
| I have taken #Mint for The Guild... I intend to hold it... #2969 | |
| You want cards, Chris? Why didn't you just say so... #2970 | |
| Oh, quelle wonderful ban list... . #2971 | |
| Ahhh, what else would I do with my money? Buy this so called 'food'? #2972 | |
| People always say that about Chris (and I), and I never understand it... cause when we're wrong we admit it. #2973 | |
| I'm not gonna op Zohrath, you're not gonna op Zohrath, and Mikey isn't here... #2975 | |
| Uhm... No, you shouldn't have to type anything at all because in theory you're not supposed to have that option... tis an egg... #2977 | |
| HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2978 | |
| Sorry. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #2979 | |
| Hehe... AHHAHAHAHAHA. #2980 | |
| I just *LOVE* the smell of Napalm in the morning... #2982 | |
| You like "ChrisReid" better than Stalker, right? #2983 | |
| it's msimitpo backwords... #2985 | |
| Chris will note that in my log... #2988 | |
| Note that while Hadrians quite SEEMS silly, it is from an incredibly emotional speech on B5 that brings tears to ones eyes... #2989 | |
| cats thing... #2991 | |
| This is like when Chris and I were the same person... #2992 | |
| Yeah... you must have been pretty mad about... the X-Files movie... #2993 | |
| and how they screwed up... the X-Files movie... #2994 | |
| Look, if Chris wants to turn evil and start slaughtering the innocent like cattle, that's his perogative... it's... privledge of rank... #2995 | |
| yo quiero? #2996 | |
| or, I could eat some more of the coelomated Pizza... #2999 | |
| Origin guys used to treat us like... us... #3000 | |
| It's rilly rilly cool... an entirely new paradigm. #3002 | |
| My god, he's quoting the book now? First The Artifact and now this? What is all of it coming too? #3004 | |
| He thinks he's some kind of a Chris Reid... well... we'll show him... Chris Reid he aint... #3005 | |
| Heh, he said 'deluge'... #3007 | |
| I would ask the museum curator for assistance... #3009 | |
| Ministry of continuity... I am troubled... if the prototype Rapiers weren't flown until after .111, what will the movie have on .74? #3010 | |
| My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. #3013 | |
| If it wasn't for smart-ass arrogant attitudes you would never have been able to post this in the first place. . At least you spelled my name right. #3014 | |
| He has *SUCH* a Maniac fixation. #3017 | |
| but... we shall overcome... we will beat back Marc Levin, and by god we will never let Marc Levin win... #3020 | |
| 'Oooh he's Boomer, he's Boomer, slower than lllliightning, but everyone issss, he's Boomer, Boomer, posts spoilers..." #3021 | |
| JPG went ballistic and didn't get to see Boomer naked... #3022 | |
| Wild Waves? #3029 | |
| They've got fries there, right? #3030 | |
| Your gonna get some, right? #3031 | |
| You probably should have just said 'no comment'... #3032 | |
| I... wasn't talking about fries, Mid... #3033 | |
| STILL loading alt.test. #3034 | |
| I try and pick up women in alt.test... I'm... that pathetic... #3035 | |
| Celina? #3037 | |
| Wait... she's coming here... to... your house, Chris? #3038 | |
| Ahhh... can I meet her? #3039 | |
| I think i understand this whole holy war thing... #3040 | |
| Yeah, *!*@*.il annoys *!*@*.everybodyelse, so *!*@*.everybody else tries to kick their arses a lot... #3041 | |
| one 'looks forward' to the publication of a Wing Commander product... #3042 | |
| Speaking of exciting opertunities in the field of phone sex... which we most certainly were not... HAD! #3043 | |
| You've gone from being a Nut... Boy to being... damn... #3044 | |
| Hows the war;)? #3045 | |
| I think they're all in my merry guild, cept Gerthein. And he's a generally all around cool guy because he understands that agwc is for discussion and not silly ego-battles... thus we benefit greatly from him, eye to eye or not. #3046 | |
| Damned WC fans, always hanging around the WC newsgroup... Just so you know, we can reply on every single thing Chris posts, because, by god, he knows more than two... other... things... put together... . #3047 | |
| Here... is where I hold the line... #3048 | |
| Goshdashed Nut-Boy screwing with my mind... #3052 | |
| I wish I had an 'in your face' attitude... #3053 | |
| entre full glory. #3056 | |
| Lemme check the mythical KS calander... #3057 | |
| So can I talk to that woman yet? #3059 | |
| I believe that. So anyway, I'm going away to survey some ocean front property I bought in Wyoming... #3061 | |
| People who forget the letter e suck ass #3064 | |
| Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things. #3066 | |
| Anyway, I was explaining why I didn't believe your miserable charade. #3068 | |
| No... I KNOW you lied because I work for WCHS... #3069 | |
| Because it's part of the definition of arrogance... #3071 | |
| as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" #3072 | |
| I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. #3073 | |
| Your the sort of person intelligent people stay intelligent to stay away from... #3074 | |
| Then, it all becomes but an amusing log to read for kicks at a later date. #3075 | |
| tried to start your same moronic argument in MY channel. #3077 | |
| not in MY house... #3079 | |
| Oh god, don't you get it? You still don't know what a hippocrite is. #3080 | |
| I think I'd be a kick ass debate guy. #3081 | |
| We don't play games... #3082 | |
| Speaking of virtual phallic symbols today, I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' today... #3084 | |
| No, the Legionnare works outside the organization to allow for deniability... #3085 | |
| Oh Had, your my hero... but put on your FRICKIN UNIFORM. #3088 | |
| Gentlemen... we have all taken part in the guilds largest operation to date... and it has been successfull... DAMNED succesfull... #3089 | |
| You'd really, really think he could come up with a better lie. #3090 | |
| we routinly undertake operations that other people view to be impossible, and often succeed... #3091 | |
| Oooh, violance. #3092 | |
| I also done you, Nut-Boy, the power to give DM comissions... #3093 | |
| Cheese. #3095 | |
| there are male porn stars? #3096 | |
| Do people always catch me on bad days by chance, or do I just always have bad days? #3097 | |
| This is part of the definition of not having a clue. Sorry, don't mind me folks, I just shaved... you know, suddenly I sick! #3098 | |
| Well, in theory it'll only take one week, laws of probability and all... \/\/ROD #3101 | |
| \/\/ROD #3102 | |
| I feel so clean. #3104 | |
| Wow, Chris is sounding more like me every day... #3106 | |
| There must be a little bit of Bandit LOAF prowling around inside his head... some day, there won't be any Crid left... #3107 | |
| Awww Chris missed my mental note:/ #3108 | |
| Mental note, have lost all respect for Dund... #3109 | |
| Oh. Mine comes from a series of painfull laser things. #3112 | |
| Left eye, what ever did you think? #3114 | |
| Yeah... it's the "Boomer" of news servers... #3116 | |
| Well... there are two mindsets there... actually this week the ng has been idiot-free... #3117 | |
| Wow, we didn't do ANYTHING w/out me? #3120 | |
| amsg sucks ass #3121 | |
| I never...ever got into my hornet and didn't find it adequote for the task at hand... #3123 | |
| but I like school, I guess, I just never realize that when I'm there... #3124 | |
| so Bob Hope doesn't retire until 2154? #3125 | |
| Wow, you know everything AND have a spiffy hat... #3126 | |
| Wow, we use lots of real animals... used... I so miss it... #3127 | |
| Wow, can I come? #3128 | |
| Speaking of which, when do I get to meet the girl of your dreams? . #3131 | |
| I mean, I'd go to the BBQ, but my family is bringing me a cold pizza home fromt he beach snice I kindly stayed home and felt sorry for myself. #3133 | |
| Former Kelsan president Twai Knei is an 'old acquaintance'? #3134 | |
| chop chop, I say, I need a drink... #3137 | |
| Okay, scratch them as being Brigands, Hades... we will have a new position, 3 slots, Hadribrain Hadrian, Hadribrain Brain and... somebody else... #3138 | |
| frayed knot. #3139 | |
| Damn, I wish I was that taco bell dog... #3142 | |
| playplayplayplay SOMEBODIES TRYING TO BLOW UP IRELAND! #3143 | |
| Ooh, congrads Crid #3144 | |
| I mean... I can go like 2 missions without feeding Spirit in Wc1, and she doesn't die... #3147 | |
| BYYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #3148 | |
| \/\/ORD, HadriBrain #3149 | |
| so rabbits can breed like seals #3151 | |
| it's a shame, really... he wasn't a bad guy... he just wasn't a smart guy. #3152 | |
| Heh, I wish he'd stayed evil... #3153 | |
| "Whaddya call a pair of traitors to the WC community? Kelvin and Hobbes." #3155 | |
| Wow... would that we praise the humidex as our false god? i should probably consort with the Hadribrain first... #3156 | |
| Noted, logged, classified and... the other one... #3159 | |
| Oh, we convinced him that Fox^Mulder took over #WIng-Commanders in an attempt to frame us... #3161 | |
| Hey OtherOne #3163 | |
| Is funnest a word? #3164 | |
| His IP didn't... do that thing IPs are supposed to do... #3166 | |
| I must get like 5 "DO YOU HAVE THE X from WCX??? I NEED it 4 A PBM!!!"'s each day... #3167 | |
| I'm glad I convinced him to hate me... #3168 | |
| I saw it at the store today... how odd that I should remember that... and note it, in fact... I told my brother "Hey look! It's the Mulan soundtrack!" in a very non serious manner... #3169 | |
| I'll be in school for like... many more years... #3170 | |
| That's either disgusting or amusing... #3171 | |
| Sure... we can bounce things... #3173 | |
| Bugs Johnny Guentzel! Zillions of 'em! #3174 | |
| A moon pie... #3175 | |
| No, we're trading explicit pictures of ace... #3179 | |
| I think I said 'This is a great interview... except where...' #3180 | |
| Heh, don't fuck with the Hubble Space telescope.... #3181 | |
| Or, we could go to #LM-Guild and party like its 1995... #3183 | |
| Wow, ^death is there... that is so very very sad... #3184 | |
| Hmmm, well, in theory Our Lady Nut-Boy should have opped all Guildsmen... #3185 | |
| Did you say 'McTaggart'? #3186 | |
| If he said anything at all, though, I'ms ure it'd be classified and compartmenalized... because I like saying 'compartmentalized'... #3189 | |
| I usually just rename people 'Nut-Boy' and then assign them a number... #3190 | |
| I... love yo... nevermind... #3191 | |
| I hate it when I'm eating straw and I'm thinking strawberrys... #3194 | |
| Nothing is above phsycis, son, nothing... except maybe Newtonian Physics, whatever the hell those are... #3195 | |
| You saw Starship Troopers, right? Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... That's why Byydo's not here... #3196 | |
| Wow, I've gotte a lot of the Vega campaign down to the hour... #3197 | |
| General Hospital? #3198 | |
| On 2654.112 Christopher Blair took a shower... #3199 | |
| Tcha, tcha, tcha. #3200 | |
| No problem, we didn't need to know that much... we just assumed you were gone for good, and we've all got high paying jobs with major corporations... #3201 | |
| That's unfortunatly a wee bit classified at this time. #3202 | |
| Being the allmighty god of WC news I know stuff like that. Uhm... it's been mentioned in a few articles. #3204 | |
| Yeah, I think that Bandit LOAF was the only person ever to play proving grounds... #3207 | |
| Good job. You've more of a spine than I <G> #3209 | |
| Looks like Nut-Boys chat with Kelvin worked wonders... #3210 | |
| Heh, Scraprogh... #3211 | |
| Win98 is everything Win97 should have been... #3212 | |
| The newsgroup is the best place for intelligent WC discussion... #3214 | |
| Large Timid Mouse? #3216 | |
| heh, Pinpoint, for the love of small kittens and daisys, Akk, be a bit less obvious. #3218 | |
| Still the man of my dreams... #3223 | |
| I personally am upset with the war in Vietnam... thus, I'm protesting... via... uhm... mental imagery? #3224 | |
| I say we go to DC and protest till we get one! #3226 | |
| Or, whatever the Canadian equivalent of a city where leaders are kept... #3227 | |
| BATTLE DAY brings back such sweet memories, memories of a bitter yet better time, a time when we were more than merely shells of a pitifull existance... #3228 | |
| Brings new meaning to the comment 'do the man'... #3232 | |
| The 3 are 1, the 1 are 3. #3233 | |
| The one is but three in the form of one... #3234 | |
| Oh, I explained to Akk that we all hate him... #3235 | |
| Which is, how shall I put it, his worst fear? #3236 | |
| Was that a faux-pas, or was it intentional? #3237 | |
| We weren't talking about you Akk... we were talking about... hmmm... Princess Diana... and, well... now she's destroying... uhm... that country she's from... So... uhm... it would have been better if she'd just died in the car instead of in the hospital... wherein one EVIL doctor took blood samples... blood samples later handed over to one particularly evil sect of Trelane's commie nazis... #3238 | |
| Boy-o? #3240 | |
| Some would say that I was a God... some who worship me... #3242 | |
| Ugly but well hung? #3243 | |
| Well... not to be cliche'd, but... Wizzy? #3245 | |
| Wizzy is a bastard... #3246 | |
| No, SirZeus is that guy Akk pretends to be when Akk is away... #3248 | |
| Ja ja ja... #3249 | |
| Chris McCubbin returned... #3250 | |
| No, nobody likes Akk... #3251 | |
| For example... Chris Reid becomes Chris Love Reid #3256 | |
| If I say 'got his gun', then you hit me, kay? #3257 | |
| I need you... to fill in for me when I go on vacation for a few days... next month or this month or something... #3258 | |
| ChrisReidianity... #3260 | |
| Then the conversation about jacking...? #3262 | |
| Chris didn't play UO, did he? #3263 | |
| ace, my man, if you buy UO, and I keep talking in this cool slang, then I too shall buy UO,... #3264 | |
| Does the bible not say "Holy Bible"? #3265 | |
| Oh, whatever, like I had a point... #3266 | |
| GIMIT! #3268 | |
| 'Chordettes' is a cool ass word... #3269 | |
| G'Quan? #3270 | |
| Oh, Johnny will be a SubCrid, Hades... #3273 | |
| You missed... generations of wonder... #3274 | |
| Hmmm, no, but I will once we find him... #3275 | |
| You missed... generations of wonder... repeating themselves #3276 | |
| nuttinMuch #3278 | |
| Darek Smart?!?!?! YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MENTION DAREK SMART! I HATE YOU!!!! Oh, wait, I'm civilized and I don't care... #3279 | |
| 301 774 5854 #3280 | |
| Graet... #3281 | |
| Wow, next week, that is just so cool... #3282 | |
| Next week is cool as peons... #3283 | |
| Yahtzee! #3284 | |
| Oh, so we have a cool ass excuse to kick Iraq around a little more? #3287 | |
| Oh, does Hades know what we're talking about? #3288 | |
| Because, you know, it might come up while they're watching Armageddon... #3289 | |
| "AHAHAH! BRUCE WILLIS SUCKS!!!! Speaking of which, I heard you stole WCHS?" "How'd you know about that, and he was good in '12 Monkeys'!?"... #3290 | |
| Its like in Star Trek 6 where Sulu gets his own ship and he kills egotistical Kirk, had that actually happened in Star Trek 6... which of course it did not... #3292 | |
| Uhm... the MIdway 2? Chris is Wing Commander and I'm Junior Vice President... #3293 | |
| Uhm, that said, they're providing us with some of their high quality server space and such, to make an official WC news site... #3294 | |
| assuming you die between now and next week. #3295 | |
| Speak of the Devil, Hardian and Akkbar... minus the devil... #3297 | |
| What if I were to... start a war between England and Scotland? Would that make you happy? #3300 | |
| (Mr. Right, as explained yesterday, is the right side of my brain, and thus controls my pitiful left hand...) #3302 | |
| No! Mr. Right is neutral... #3303 | |
| people who don't recognize my god given right to be better than them deserve to die... #3304 | |
| Cool as a noodle... #3306 | |
| Oh, yeah, god it... #3311 | |
| If I was Adam Foshko I'd get all the girls... #3312 | |
| Tchjeeee! #3313 | |
| I need such weapons to fight the wars of the future... #3314 | |
| No, I just said that to sound cool... #3317 | |
| On the last day... of the last great AHM... #3322 | |
| Who was this man, and how did he write his name in solid cement? #3323 | |
| I know! We'll use technology to bring him back to life! #3324 | |
| Anway, we've probably got bigger fish to fry.. #3326 | |
| If I can fit it into several billion conversations will you give me... two shiney nickels? #3332 | |
| Oh, don't worry, I know where the Concordia did last summer... #3333 | |
| Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... #3334 | |
| Yeah, speaking of which, did you know he actually used to be young? #3336 | |
| Yeah, young and nude... #3337 | |
| You're the proverbial man alone in the woods without the protection of a contingent of missile-armed backpack apes, Tre... #3340 | |
| Harakh #3341 | |
| I hate... power... #3342 | |
| Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... #3343 | |
| I have a poem somewhere... #3345 | |
| Cool SFX and bad dialogue, sounds like the Book of LOAF... except for the SFX thing... #3347 | |
| Its probably a Chris thing... #3348 | |
| Erm... I guess we were all alive in 198whatever... #3350 | |
| Our evil secret project... #3351 | |
| * LOAF Yee! #3352 | |
| Yay, somebody got ye olde bad pun, and we can go forth to make bread and feed our party, which apparently includes Lara Croft... #3353 | |
| Oh, nevermind, just nevermind... #3355 | |
| Okay, Dunds gone, we can talk about all the secret projects we want... #3356 | |
| I could go to the Reid system... and be Ben of Reid... #3357 | |
| uhm... and I swear to god I'll never go hungry again! #3358 | |
| No, I just like saying things... #3359 | |
| amsg sucks! I won't be here much tommorow, as that I'm going to tbe beach... #3361 | |
| Hehehe, my nearest beach is 3 hours ago... #3362 | |
| Hehe, boats are cool. #3364 | |
| whereas I'm working on the amazing timeline that will change the way people think about timelines I make... he's just giving me bad PR with his weird stuff...<G> #3366 | |
| Okay... I'll eliminate the brazilian rain forest, Chris, you do the cancer thing... #3368 | |
| Hehe, this is so cool, it's like watching me unfold... #3369 | |
| Yay! Now you can regale us with witty commentary... #3373 | |
| Love is so overrated. #3374 | |
| I mean, what would you rather have, love or Privateer 2? #3375 | |
| Hmmm, I wish I could get away with shooting at my neighbors on holidays... #3377 | |
| Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool... #3378 | |
| I'm@gone #3379 | |
| Dash, so I, theoretical person A, can't break the ribs of all the other contestants, so as to assure myself the 50,000 dollar prize? #3380 | |
| Anyway... when we last met, I was trying to get Scotland and England to fight a war... if you, a British person claiming to be from 'Britain', slaughter, oh say... half a million to 750 thousand Scottish people in the name of your leader... Hmmm... up that number to 2.5 million, and do it in horrible violent gory ways... like hang them by their intestines and such... #3382 | |
| If Chris' life were completely boolean, giving him the choice of only talking to Celina or doing agwc stuff, I'd assume he'd be talking to Celina because he's notposting anything new to agwc... but I've seen him do things like... kick Wizzy, so there must be other options... #3383 | |
| but if history is any indicator, and it oft is, when he's working he adds a WORKING to his nick... #3384 | |
| 27 pages... this damned thing is 27 pages long... #3385 | |
| I was being profound... #3386 | |
| Ever wonder what the point is? #3387 | |
| The time for rash descisions is... now... #3390 | |
| I *really* want to know what 3 letters you're covering up... #3391 | |
| You'db etter jmila 'wn.. Emr... you'd better mail 'em #3392 | |
| Chris is out there, posted to agwc one minute ago... #3393 | |
| they're all around me... #3394 | |
| I just wanted to note that you're posts at agwc have been of an extreme quality today... #3395 | |
| People left, people arrived, people live, people died... hmmm, that originally wasn't supposed to sound that way... #3396 | |
| tsk tsk tsk Frisk #3397 | |
| DOWN WITH ROBOTS!!! #3398 | |
| Yeah, I hate people who assume that just because they have some pre concieved notion of the WC universe that the're always right, even when an official source contradicts what their pathetic little mind came up with... #3400 | |
| Wow, me too... well, and I'm lazy... #3401 | |
| Ronronronronronronronronronronronron #3403 | |
| Hmmm, 0 seconds from ChrisReid... I'm not lagged to the good ones... #3404 | |
| He's an intelligent guy, but kind of a jerk... #3406 | |
| I hate obsessed loaf fans hounding me... well, I enjoy it... on one level... on another, entirely different level I also enjoy it... #3408 | |
| Allllright... for meritous service above and beyond the call of duty... ... for actions which lead to the increase of gratuitous sex and violence in an otherwise starved society... ...and for leading the squadron which... something... I hereby award the picture of the Apollo 1 mission patch stolen from NASA's web site to Chris "Stalker" Reid and NutBoysFirstName "Nut Boy" NutBoysLAstName... it is of course, the one that caught on fire andk illed everybody during a test. #3410 | |
| ARG! Irony! #3411 | |
| That is all... now, if somebody could get to work on some sort of... secret project... #3413 | |
| Heh, each book of LOAF quote is worth 1 to 25 or so words... #3416 | |
| When Dune 2000 comes out... we should all subscribe to Dune 2000 newsgroups... because we'll be able to laugh at people who wonder where Dune 3-1999 are... #3418 | |
| Then by god, get out there and earn an award! #3420 | |
| It was like 10,000 voices crying out, all of whom were me... #3421 | |
| It's simple scripting.. #3422 | |
| Chris Reid being a genius, probably figured it out on his own. #3423 | |
| Have the summer op shot, dragged into the street and tortured. #3425 | |
| Plus, nobody prompted it. #3427 | |
| Necessity is the mother of invention, therein without a necessity your script is a bastard... #3428 | |
| But everybody loves... me... #3436 | |
| Chris... hast thou mailed that guy? #3437 | |
| I agree, in a positive proliferative sense... #3438 | |
| The best movie currently showing would be The Truman Show... #3440 | |
| Wha? #3441 | |
| Yeah, sure... #3442 | |
| Hey, lets argue about Derek Smart's PHD!!!!! . #3444 | |
| Hey! Lets spread the word... #3445 | |
| Don't flood #3447 | |
| or I'll take your arm and show you to the door... #3448 | |
| Quelle shame.. #3449 | |
| Yes, but 'Congo' was better than Titanic... #3450 | |
| Then you are what we call a fool... #3452 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna kick Chris Reid. #3457 | |
| I don't want him to get fd... #3460 | |
| Maybe 'effed'... like on the Effnet... #3461 | |
| all of us? #3462 | |
| can't be retired, that's a .edu... #3464 | |
| Noduh. #3465 | |
| Yeah, WCHS will gone soon... #3466 | |
| Scientists, Firekkan treaty, Hurricane... #3467 | |
| McAuliffe burning... #3468 | |
| Stupid Wizzy... #3470 | |
| Did you add my whole cool ass sex conversation with chicklet? #3471 | |
| What percent!!!!? #3472 | |
| * LOAF doesn't trust a lot of the current Star Wars crap. #3473 | |
| Arg, why'd the book go off? #3474 | |
| THERE we go... #3475 | |
| Good thing they don't release a good game every week. #3479 | |
| Prophecy was worth a lot... #3480 | |
| Old moronic dogmatic Gerthein. We should have stopped it...<G> #3483 | |
| !LOAF #3484 | |
| I'm gonna clear out my ICQ list... yes, that's what I'm going to do... #3486 | |
| Too many weirdos. #3487 | |
| I must have 300 people... #3488 | |
| technically we can call our new site 'Introspection WCHS' because Akk has the copywrite to IntroSpection WCHS'... #3490 | |
| Yeah, but I'm in Maryland... #3493 | |
| http://introspect.wa.net/alienpress.jpg WTH? #3494 | |
| Goodnight, Nut-Boy #3497 | |
| honor our clan. #3498 | |
| Yah! #3502 | |
| CHRIS! You're on Conan O'Brian! #3503 | |
| Not anymore, I flip away during the musical guests... but there was just a magic thing... #3504 | |
| Oh, I'm watching Chris... #3505 | |
| I've no idea. #3509 | |
| Amphibians aren't like lizards... #3510 | |
| Wow! 2 seconds... #3511 | |
| lets enjoy this respite whilst we can... #3512 | |
| ahhh, that sucks... #3514 | |
| it must suck to have friends . #3515 | |
| * LOAF has to waste tommorow Samcatting...<G> #3516 | |
| Conan Obrian! Then you saw Chris! #3517 | |
| Trelane embiggens us all, welcome back Byyd. #3518 | |
| Yeah.... he was just on... #3519 | |
| My favorite show when I was a kid was Jace and the Wheeled Warriors, and nobody remembers that... #3522 | |
| I remember He-Man... which my mom never let me watch... I have no idea why not... #3524 | |
| I had such a traumatic childhood. #3526 | |
| Except he's bound to Akkbar at the hip... or possible some other cavity... #3527 | |
| He wrote the book. Or at least collected all the quotes...<G> #3529 | |
| Eeee, that was one of the ones I avoided I think... with My Little Pony and Mr Potato Head Kids... #3530 | |
| oooh, I watched the Flinstones kids... #3532 | |
| They like ignored all this continuity from the actual Flinstones... #3533 | |
| I watched Exo Squad... but that was much later I guess... #3534 | |
| i'd tape Exo Squad if they still showed it:/ #3535 | |
| It's one of only two I'll admit to liking in public situations... #3536 | |
| I bought bulk tapes but realized I didn't have anything to do with them, so I'm looking for something... #3537 | |
| My parents wouldn't let me keep the slime though... #3538 | |
| the characters from the show are more memorable. #3541 | |
| cause they get turned into stereotypes, the fat guy, the black guy, the crazy scientist... #3542 | |
| the fact that you just sayd 'Lorenzo Music' is scary... #3543 | |
| Well, he asked me if Bill Murray was the voice of Garfield. #3544 | |
| I wonder why they translate crap like that to French, but no good stuff? #3545 | |
| We had like that, very very old episodes of The Simpsons, a cartoon about talking cars, several day old news in English and 'The Avengers' I believe. #3546 | |
| Eee #3547 | |
| Mental note, need to rent Back To the Future 2... #3548 | |
| Why isn't the Gorilla named Kong? #3549 | |
| K'Z'Ha'Dum... #3551 | |
| something to do with Pak'ma'ras... #3552 | |
| Anyway... heard you were talking about... Paradigms... #3553 | |
| * LOAF wants to see a 3d paradigm <G> #3554 | |
| It's for Taco Bell, Hades, with this communist dictator dog... #3559 | |
| Lemme ISPSwitch... #3560 | |
| I got mail from him... bastard who screwed me into his timeline.... #3561 | |
| Nope, but I am ready to HIGHLIGHT IMPORTANT TOPICS so as that we can READ and UNDERSTAND them... #3563 | |
| I'm a Sivar Cultist... #3564 | |
| Wow. And how many people are in Israel./ #3565 | |
| SUVs kick ass. #3568 | |
| They have things in Canada? #3569 | |
| I live right outside Washington. #3570 | |
| Borlange, that's when you eat food but throw it up afterwords? #3571 | |
| Okay boys, lets get it back up. #3572 | |
| Its so cool, its the kind of Paradigm you dream about... #3576 | |
| bien sur #3577 | |
| but wait! It gets... more... #3578 | |
| he sent me 1 paradigm and some Draymen docked inside Perry... #3579 | |
| Johnny hrai Guentzel nar Nak'Tara sent me a 3d rendered picture #3582 | |
| this morning? I ate a turkey sandwich... #3584 | |
| It's a sad sad day when WC games get rated in order of WCness... #3586 | |
| When I measure it it's only like 5 inches long... #3587 | |
| Erm, it's 22km long... #3588 | |
| Yeah, some peon assaulted Haes. #3589 | |
| Sivar dashed RC... #3591 | |
| * Terrorizer thinks loaf is a poo poo face, SO THERE!!! #3592 | |
| * LOAF is laughing at the Star Trek cartoon, brb. #3594 | |
| I have... 45 minutes of Braille class tommorow, other than that it's all timeline stuff... #3596 | |
| its a tense moment. #3597 | |
| but in a universe with limitless possibilities, I could in theory one day work for a cab company... #3600 | |
| No, I suppose not. You don't belong in our time any more than we belong in yours #3603 | |
| Why don't they just abandon the Enterprise C and send it back unmanned? #3604 | |
| Its full of... naked Malcolm McDowell... #3605 | |
| Hyund... something... #3606 | |
| I've never seen a Robocop... #3607 | |
| I used to have nightmares about breaking things at the Zoo gift shop and getting arrested for it... #3609 | |
| Hmmm, but we'd never brag about that... "we're all equal here" . #3612 | |
| We should have an agreement like Asimov and Clarke... I tell people you're the biggest WC fan, and vice versa. #3613 | |
| No... go enjoy life. #3614 | |
| but it would be a wonderful experience... #3615 | |
| Slut. Yes... #3616 | |
| Oh... what if I... wiggle my hand like this... #3617 | |
| Hehehe, Byyd's obsessive compulsive too. #3618 | |
| Get back into #WingNut, Johnny wants to use the book. #3619 | |
| hmmm... that was when we didn't like Kelvin... #3620 | |
| Sorry, had to do that thing I do... #3621 | |
| Wc1 supposedly had a ship that was never used. I forget the name... #3622 | |
| Wow, by adding trademarks, we can all be Boomeresque... #3623 | |
| Ponder that #3624 | |
| and what does FMV have to do with the programmers anyway? #3625 | |
| its the lil twirly one. #3630 | |
| WCATG. #3633 | |
| agwc is quiet... too quiet..l; #3635 | |
| I'm a long person! 302228! #3636 | |
| anything makes Doom Alpha 5 explode... #3639 | |
| I did, I said that the other day... #3641 | |
| Sooo Johnny.... can we get authgraphed pictures of you? #3642 | |
| Because you're a semi celebrity? #3643 | |
| Anybody can be Chris Blair, as Chris ROberts is about to prove with the movie... #3644 | |
| like 5 people can be Maniac. Guy from WC1SegaCD, guy from SWC, guy from WCII, Tom Wilson and Matt Lillard, 5 people can be Maniac... #3645 | |
| I think he's sleeping... Get some warm water... #3646 | |
| I need to make a uniform. #3648 | |
| Then people will take me seriously. #3649 | |
| TS, you remember 'The Wonder Years'? #3650 | |
| UberLOAF or NOTHING. #3653 | |
| Seeya girlWiz #3654 | |
| Dieu! #3656 | |
| :o #3657 | |
| Why'd he leave, why'd he leave? #3659 | |
| There's still hope... #3660 | |
| The sad pathetic thing is that I can't think of 12 people I know. #3664 | |
| Okay, if I find one I'll do that thing I do... #3667 | |
| That sounds like a product. #3668 | |
| No idea, but I'm sure I can find a CD... #3670 | |
| they should make braille roadsigns... #3672 | |
| I want multima... #3673 | |
| To create the illusion of depth in Blair's hair, the added streaks of blue. It was back when we only had 256 colors and by god we liked them... #3676 | |
| I've seen like... guys... and I've seen cool (that blue milk thing)... but Johnny is like a perfectly blended combination of both... much like wonderful swiss coffee... #3678 | |
| And so are age descended into a time of darkness... damnit, one of the kneat artifacts on my desk is making an odd sound when I type, brb... #3684 | |
| ...not to be outdone, LOAF immediatbly responds with... "Oh yeah, we have a whole Jaws channel?... yeah, thats the ticket..." #3687 | |
| crap, that was scary. #3688 | |
| I sounded like a complete idiot. #3689 | |
| Okay. He was a nice guy, I just sounded like an idiot. #3690 | |
| swisp #3691 | |
| I think... I need to find some money... #3692 | |
| Dunno, hae to confirm with chris. #3693 | |
| What was that thing you showed me earlier, Nut? #3694 | |
| WCHS will probably never be updated again, Haes. #3696 | |
| Wow, flip one upside down and I can be spanish... #3699 | |
| CIC? Oh, he won't pick it up, he's dull as a brick... One of those really dull bricks, too... the kind you find in the ocean... The eroded ones, yeah... he's dull as an eroded brick... The kind of eroded brick you might rub to sooth your feelings, but would not even consider for sharpening knives... #3700 | |
| !'s suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #3702 | |
| Wow, luck of the draw, i got the same number of !'s as he did... #3703 | |
| We can always have cic.ace-1.com #3705 | |
| Hmmm, but we're not really a company... of course neither is ace... #3706 | |
| my family's getting lesnick.com... #3708 | |
| I think my computer is loaf.lesnick.com on our LAN... #3709 | |
| Its very prestigious. #3711 | |
| dashit. #3712 | |
| Hmmmm... I'll have to talk to him... #3713 | |
| Are you afraid that the Nut-Boy might be in love with you too? #3714 | |
| To friendship! To friendship! May you drink the blood of your enemies while it's still hot. That's a Kilrathi toast, you guys, come on. Well, well, well, look what we've got here. So, that's what she goes for. Talk about putting a tiger in your tank. I think I need to get us another one. #3715 | |
| Wooo hoo! Captain Johnny - the game! (G) #3717 | |
| A sick, sick man... #3718 | |
| Hmmm... well, thats what comes of people who play Freespace... #3721 | |
| He, we all know Chanserv is a woman... #3722 | |
| D'oh, Jaurez.org is invite only. #3723 | |
| Well... when you pay the 70 dollars you get as many subdomains as your body can handle... #3724 | |
| Thats what hebrew looks like? it looks like... funky asky characters? #3730 | |
| this nick kicks ass. #3731 | |
| You realize that the demo we're talking about is over 50 megs in size? #3734 | |
| You... don't even know what the WC in SWC stands for, do you? #3735 | |
| Well, you read Playboy, right? #3736 | |
| alllright... then I'll need your full name, phone number and address. #3739 | |
| eck, I hate 4. #3740 | |
| Hmmm... well... that's a dashed good question. #3742 | |
| I plan to marry the girl of my dreams, Angel Devereaux... #3744 | |
| Well... I'm just kinda euchy about them billing my address... #3746 | |
| this strange religion a hell of a lot cooler than whatever I'm supposed to believe. #3750 | |
| Stupid tube... #3751 | |
| In THEORY, communism works. If you figure out how, please tell the world so that we all might enjoy P1 again... #3754 | |
| Hmm, sometimes if you say Chris' name 3 times he appears... well... historically... that may never have worked... #3755 | |
| NO! Only one !, an annoying simley, and do it in little letters... #3757 | |
| You want I should break Chris' thumbs? #3758 | |
| Do I just break one in two places, or break like 1 bone in each? #3759 | |
| Hmmm... doesn't Lord British have a castle? that'd be a better place for an evil secret lab... #3762 | |
| Hmmm... I say Lord British not because I'm an Ultima fan (Ultimaniac? Ultimoron?) but becasue I can't spell Gariotte... #3763 | |
| Hmmm... I'm not going to say which Ultimas I have for fear of ridicule and the other thing... but... Ultima I has that cool space combat, so, it's almost WC anyway... #3765 | |
| Well, people don't usually call me Captain, and I don't work with Origin... #3770 | |
| Mellow Yellow is pop culture, but not very proliferated... the only place I ever see it is at Fudruckers... they have it there... #3772 | |
| top secret project? the timeline, the encyclopedia or the things you don't know about? #3773 | |
| The timeline isn't a secret project, it has some secret uses, but I've been working on it in plain sight for weeks... #3774 | |
| My library system sent them all to the godfosaken land of their booksale, and people snatched them up before I oculd find them. #3778 | |
| Just various bits of conversation I'll regret having later... #3779 | |
| So can you construct exciting battle sequences using the 3d models you discovered? #3780 | |
| Hmmm, I think that we should start a campaign to let high schools re-enact Aliens for their school plays... #3783 | |
| Just think, what would you rather see, a bunch of adolescents singing or getting slaughtered? #3784 | |
| We don't actually have an evil mission yet, but we plan to once we find out when the movie is coming out... #3785 | |
| That's a very good question, lets go to our Book correspondant, the HadriBrain Organism, in South Korea, over to you HadriBrain... #3787 | |
| While the HadriBrain is omnipotent, he's not here right now in any form whatsoever... #3788 | |
| WOW (noun): a sucky 'easy to use' service once provided by compuserv. #3789 | |
| There are a lot of Chris Reid's out there, according to my research.. yet... only a quarter as many Christine Reids, or other female variants... therein, Chris, your chance of mating is only one in four... #3790 | |
| Hmmm... I wonder of Foshko can tell us whether Gharal is the same as Ralgha... #3791 | |
| *cut to: #Wing-Commander, 3001* #3792 | |
| Amazon.com tells me that the P3 guide is coming out in October... since nobody even knows whether there is a p3 or not, we should write them threatening letters... #3795 | |
| Yeah, you can simulate cold with VooDoo2 technology, right? #3796 | |
| WOW! There's a Chris Reid Co. in New York... #3797 | |
| 'ramsack' is just a good word... The process by which one bags ram... #3799 | |
| Well... I'd like to think that the ChrisReid Corporation won't last forever... #3800 | |
| And... dare you... SWITCH TO 800 x 600! #3801 | |
| Stupid Seattle, I wish I lived in Seattle... #3802 | |
| Why are they fascinated by our ability to kill without remorse and pity? #3803 | |
| Yep. But we'll all be off in college... #3804 | |
| you are as stupid as you look, that happens to everybody, it's called a split. #3806 | |
| Yeah, I'm leaving like 10 minutes ago... #3807 | |
| Welll, seeyall in a few days, I'm off to Philidelphia to coordinate resistance efforts... if anybody wants to work on a links page for the CIC... #3810 | |
| Chris is 117, of course, haven't you been to his web page? #3814 | |
| I'm glad you're here. Because it'd be harder to kick you when you aren't here? #3815 | |
| Ahh, some people, some people like to kick and ban all at once.. personally, I like to savor a few moments after the ban... you know, like those cat food commercials... #3816 | |
| man meets moron, man has other man kick moron... #3818 | |
| We could, we really could... #3819 | |
| Okay... an URL... we need an URL... #3820 | |
| I dunno what the sold, because it was all bordered up... boarded... something like that, but it was "Delance!" #3821 | |
| You impersonated me. For that you have paid a less-than-ultimate price... #3823 | |
| I'm always there, Terror, even when you think I'm not, I'm always there... #3824 | |
| Uhm... I'm back from Philly. #3826 | |
| I like Edward Pang, I really like Edward Pang... #3827 | |
| That rules Tre... people who quote SST accidently are the happiest people in the world... #3828 | |
| You know what I don't like? People who call Macs 'macks'... #3830 | |
| Isn't it cool thatI knew that? #3831 | |
| Wanna see something cool? #3832 | |
| accept the Salthi de Privateer... #3834 | |
| Hmmm, let it be known by all that I henceforth officiall unsubscribe from that crappy comp.ibm.space-sim-or-whatever flamegroup. #3835 | |
| Hey Tre. What do you think about having should have killed me a long time ago? #3840 | |
| The summer op is really, really dense. #3841 | |
| Hey Chris, we were just talking about you... #3842 | |
| He could have been talking about Joseph Cridstein... #3843 | |
| Like "I b0rked that Swedish chick" vs "Johnathan Borked's last name is Borked." #3844 | |
| Poor Fox, the sad but true truth is that his script sucking sucks... But he means well. #3845 | |
| If we could put !LOAF in the Book of LOAF... then it'd create a paradox! #3846 | |
| !LOAF #3848 | |
| !LOAF #3849 | |
| I'm like the son of the guy who's dog told him to eat people.. #3850 | |
| You're a veritable mountain of viewingness... #3852 | |
| I didn'd think people could get stupider... but, as usual, #Wing-Commander again disproves my faith and hope for mankinds future... #3855 | |
| I'd get mad if I wasn't happy... I'll just get mellow... #3856 | |
| Lets use The Book to answer that question... #3857 | |
| Hey Tre, what's your opinion on the should have killed me issue? #3858 | |
| I keep hearing SMAC, WTH is SMAC? #3859 | |
| How can somebody named after a horrible fatal illness make great games? #3861 | |
| Well, you know something, you suck... #3862 | |
| It's a disgusting ramification of justice... #3863 | |
| I hate to be the one to break this to you, Casey... but the movie isn't about the kats, it's about Blair... #3864 | |
| Casey... I run WCHS... I *KNOW* what the Kilrathi look like. #3865 | |
| Oh Blair, like, SO goodnight. #3866 | |
| That was probably pretty stupid, but it felt good... #3867 | |
| The cat in WCIV is the suckiest of the lot, not that any of them suck. #3868 | |
| There are very, very few opinions I would respect enough to have any affect on my view of the kats. Chris Reid, CaptJohnny, ace-1, Cpl_Hades... not DinoBot. #3869 | |
| Bravo... is a channel I don't get, like HBO... damn, I wish I was one of those HBO people... #3871 | |
| *why* is WCA-MaD intent on telling me about his pornographic hospital game? #3873 | |
| Celians! NO! Whew... luckily the Celians have one weekness... they can't move or do anything at all... if we think, we can outwit them... #3874 | |
| * LOAF jumps behind a carefully placed barrel #3875 | |
| That was pretty funny? #3876 | |
| Maybe if people would call me Bandit like I ask we wouldn't have these problems. #3877 | |
| Chris... learn from this young man... #3880 | |
| Hmmm, Tre... I've always wanted to say 'You bring the glasses, and I'll bring the wine." in #Wing-Commander... #3884 | |
| Normal people don't <G> They'd rather complain about how it disagrees with their own narrow minded view of the Wc universe than talk about the game itself... #3887 | |
| God damned #Wing-Commander, what the farf does it have to do with Wing Commander? It's a bunch of know nothing morons bitching about how they don't like X game and X game and X game... #3888 | |
| I just spent half an hour that I could have used to work on my projects trying to explain to some textbook definition idiots something they'll never even have a chance to partially comprehend... #3890 | |
| I have an extra tooth... I decided not to have it removed yet, though... #3893 | |
| Edward isn't an op? We should op him, I like Edward... #3894 | |
| Wow, 7 extra teeth... eck... #3895 | |
| Oh well... apparently I'll be blind, deaf and not able to move eventually, so I beat you all, hah. #3896 | |
| Oh, dash, ahh, okay, I get it, I get it... #3897 | |
| Hmmm, doesn't matter, he's just a cool guy who I want to share our glorious future with... whatever that means. #3899 | |
| Hmmm, if by some people you mean sharks... #3900 | |
| Hmmm... I was born without a roof to my mouth... beat that. #3901 | |
| like, if you look right into my eyes you'll see I've had surgery on one, but that's all that's really evident... #3902 | |
| Theta wing passes 4 Drakhai Krant 72,916 km from Nav. 1. 4 Drakhai Hhriss are located attacking the TCS General Powell near Nav. 1. After the dogfight, the Powell mini-jumps to Nav. 2. 19,810 km from Nav. 2 Theta wing engages 3 Jalthi. All of Theta's missiles are used against the Jalthi. During the return trip, 3 Krant are engaged. #3904 | |
| Gash Dekker it, I hate our summer op... #3907 | |
| Where have all the Nut-Boys gone? #3909 | |
| anyway, I was going to have one of my usually incredible adventures... #3910 | |
| The Sivar Ceremony is like Christmas if to celebrate Christmas you selected a planet and converted/killed/enslaved its entire population as a gift to your war god... #3911 | |
| An all around good day. I'll see you back at the base. #3915 | |
| anyway, as I was saying, now that I'm on Johnny's list, I can stalk all the WCP wingmen... #3916 | |
| He must not 'ave... well, lets tell him we want it... #3917 | |
| Alllright, now we can talk... #3918 | |
| Actually, I'm just being paranoid... anyway, I was just noticing, you're the catalyst for all conversation anywhere... you stop talking about the a******* and everybody forgets it ever happened. #3919 | |
| If we were in Austin... maybe we could go to the party... #3921 | |
| That would rule... my mom wants me to go to college in Austin... #3922 | |
| University of Texas in Austin or something... #3923 | |
| Is the last one Dula VII? #3924 | |
| Because, you know, we don't want a Dund... #3925 | |
| Stupid pointed city... #3926 | |
| Yeah, for SOME reason Gamespot reduced the size and quality of the images (as well as stuck a damned 'G' in the corner)... luckily the coolest person ever was able to get us G-less ones... (G) #3927 | |
| We've always had a good relation with them for that sort of thing... they let us mirror the test... #3928 | |
| What is your third favorite Privateer PLANET counting sidewards? Is It In All Caps? #3929 | |
| Sick, I hate how people's lives revolve around WCHS. #3930 | |
| I might think up a cool ass acronym to put after my name so people go 'HEY! It's the acronym guy! Kick ass!", because you know, people do that sort of thing... #3931 | |
| :Hey Vanhecke, I hear you're a war god too.." #3932 | |
| How appropriate, I'm a love-fighter... #3933 | |
| Hehe, except in a horrible accident involving the Kra, my 'outbox' no longer exists... #3934 | |
| Wow, Had, lets start a crime fiting combo... #3935 | |
| Guess what, Chris? According to the police me and Had are a danger to criminals! #3936 | |
| Yeah! And we're not in danger of being raped or robbed or beaten! Unlike Mr. T... #3937 | |
| name for the unnamed Privateer guy, was made up by fans... (note, I #3942 | |
| absolutely hate the name Brownhair... #3943 | |
| I wonder if he got it... or read it... or if he likes me... or if he's indifferent... or the other thing... I wonder... #3946 | |
| Commie rhymes with mommy. Coinciedence? I don't think so... #3947 | |
| Well, at least when that dog's communist armada's reach me, I'll die knowing that after America he's surely going to destroy you as well... #3949 | |
| No! NO! NO!!!!!!... the extra '!'s indicating that I'm stressing the O... it sounds more better than NOOOOOOO! #3950 | |
| Ahh, I'll do it here so others will assit me... #3953 | |
| As long as I get to muck I'm happy... #3954 | |
| Wow, I'm a veritable cuban monkey guy... #3955 | |
| Thousands of people probably went to the same school as my... Jeanette Devereaux... #3956 | |
| Dols are to credits as one undefined term is to another undefined term. #3957 | |
| Why is that Doctor Guy just sitting there? Is he spying on is? Perhaps for a certain... Akkbar? #3958 | |
| Wow... middle school... what a concept... if I end every sentance with 'mon ami' I'll be more angellic, mon ami... #3959 | |
| End: Only when you disagree with me, mon ami. #3960 | |
| No, I'm always right, mon ami #3962 | |
| can I kick him? #3963 | |
| Hey... they're giving away free donuts in #... LOOK OVER THERE, A COMMET! Comet, whatever #3964 | |
| there are pornographic aces... #3966 | |
| I've always wanted to have that woman who wanted babies... not you... #3967 | |
| Ahh, anyway, it's friday, take your mind off your troubles... #3968 | |
| chtchtchtchtchtcht. #3969 | |
| His own signature was his downfall, ahahahaha. #3970 | |
| 1063? #3971 | |
| * LOAF read 3001 #3972 | |
| In order for this to be a secret meeting we have to meet... #3973 | |
| Uhm... I'm proud to introduce newsgroup President Reid... #3974 | |
| I second the impossible notion! #3975 | |
| Dund's are bad... #3976 | |
| You know who'd enjoy this? Men. #3977 | |
| Anyway... we could build a ship out of wood right here on the station, right? #3980 | |
| You've never dated anybody from your ISP? #3981 | |
| Mon dieu! #3982 | |
| My god, what a disaster... #3983 | |
| We're supposed to have secret service people preventing things like that... #3984 | |
| Wahee #3985 | |
| shake those o's, Tre... #3986 | |
| You lair, why do you lie like that? #3987 | |
| Speaking of which, I need to go see a movie, hey Chris, you'll go out with me, right? #3988 | |
| I embarassed myself in front of the vendors... #3989 | |
| Tis nice and quick, no lag to speak of... #3990 | |
| Hmmm... well, if you have to chose between me and some girl... #3991 | |
| Stupid tre, ruining my dialogue... #3994 | |
| He lives in a garbage can? #3996 | |
| I need a... thing like that.. #3997 | |
| Woo hoo! Nobody anymore? Because it's done? And when all is said and done, maybe you've finished something bigger than you can ever know? #3998 | |
| Because, Crid damnit, it's AMUSING... #3999 | |
| Hmmm... how could a man so right be so wrong? #4000 | |
| HEy GUys, SInce I USe A PC I TAlk LIke THis! #4001 | |
| Well, I thought about it... but I was actually in a movie theater, so I couldn't really see who was trying to beat rape and murder me... #4003 | |
| Backround information for those who've joined us late: A recent online questionairre has shown that Hadrian and LOAF are more likely to cause danger to potential beatist/rapists and murderists than beaters, rapists and murderers are to them... or something... #4004 | |
| I wore my 'Cat: The Other White Meat' shirt, just so people would know... and my UO pin... #4006 | |
| I have, super sized cokes have nothing on the double gulp... #4007 | |
| Groan... man was not meant to consume that amount of Sprite... #4009 | |
| note that it IS illegal if you #4010 | |
| OWN the original product, even if you CAPITALIZE every couple of #4011 | |
| You go, Haess! Get some! #4013 | |
| Centrax THIS... tcn@vega.intell.ships and minelayer? #4017 | |
| Okay, not that I mind, we can talk about our incredible secrets now... #4019 | |
| Hmm... I don't like many people at all. #4021 | |
| You... ace... Edward Pang... the amazing Johnny Guentzel... #4022 | |
| I don't like any morning people... #4023 | |
| When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. #4026 | |
| McFreezes? Aren't they called Flurries? #4029 | |
| My god, I've become what I hate most... #4030 | |
| "We're out of bort licenseplates, repeat, we need more Bort licenseplates..." #4031 | |
| Hmm... today, can we celebrate our independance day? #4032 | |
| WC3D is a 'site that got sucked up by Wizzy', right? #4035 | |
| I pretended to be you to take Wizzy of the sop list in #Ah-Club, do you mind? #4036 | |
| I can pretend to be anyone... I'm a master of disguise... but Chris can pretend to be me... #4037 | |
| Bite me. #4039 | |
| If wishes were horses, we prolly wouldn't be able to eat horses any more... they'd wish themselves away... let me tell you, there'd be a lot fewer cats and dogs... #4041 | |
| I've been all weird and sick and stuff lately so I haven't been up late, and then I've been waking up too early... #4042 | |
| Jedi: WCHS died... it's gone, like... beer in the rain... #4043 | |
| Wow, an alien... Lets have it impregnate Hadrian... #4044 | |
| Hmmm, lemme help... if you really, really love the gooey interior of small furry animals, say a word that begeins with "topa"! #4045 | |
| I'll see your 85 and raise you 6... #4047 | |
| I come late he comes early... I come early he comes late, it's like an episode of some show... #4051 | |
| !skaerf eid #4053 | |
| Wow... I just realized... #4054 | |
| Little lava based midget people? #4056 | |
| I think we did a real job on that whole generation of morons... we fought off him, and Scratch and the others... #4058 | |
| WCHS is not part of the military, nor is it a school. #4059 | |
| But tennis is like suck because it does... #4061 | |
| Morons are a race? #4062 | |
| My finger slipped... #4064 | |
| Hmmm... wanna take up a class action suit against Had, tre? We can sue him for lag, apparently... According to those morons who wanted to sue UO, yes, yes you can. #4065 | |
| You're saying that you GUARANTEE NO LAG?! and yet... [Hadrian PING reply]: 8 seconds 8 valuable seconds of my life wasted... #4067 | |
| In theory I can produce toxins to kill cancer... valuable toxins... therein, I plan to sue you for 800 million... #4068 | |
| http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/7575/think.html #4070 | |
| Are you like Dana_Katherine_Scully in disguise? Ahhh, you're probably DKS in disguise... #4071 | |
| As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head! [my favorite] Chris' favorite! #4074 | |
| Chicklet's a girl... we all like chicklet... #4075 | |
| We don't like Wizzy, though... #4076 | |
| Jack Handy made that up. but I'll steal it if you want... #4077 | |
| Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. #4080 | |
| It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. #4081 | |
| A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke #4083 | |
| Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy #4084 | |
| As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! #4087 | |
| He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun." #4088 | |
| My god, this is so, so very so very very cool... #4094 | |
| We've come a hell of a long way in a very short time. #4095 | |
| Hehehe... it's funny, really... I'd never have imagined even working at the amazing World of Akkbar back then... much less through Origin... Getting news reported to me from the guy who runs the TCU... Hehehe... and you... well, you've always inspired awe <G> After all that time trying to get information from people like deathlok, it sure is odd knowing people at Origin who I care about more than I do getting news from them. #4096 | |
| Which is, in itself, a reason... #4098 | |
| We want tastefull nudity, like The Book... not all bold... #4099 | |
| 'Why do bears, suddenly appear, every time you are near...' #4100 | |
| I'm forgetting we ever had this conversation. #4101 | |
| 'Why do bears, suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be, living in trees...' #4102 | |
| Hmmm... whaChris? #4103 | |
| No! Fight the power! #4104 | |
| I remember the sleepless nights I spent wishing I would stop dreaming about dinosaurs... #4107 | |
| What the... dieu! #4108 | |
| Uhm... I was... you know... kidding. #4111 | |
| No... see the other one. see the one I saw so you can be like me... except don't be like me because I embarassed myself, so... you know, do you... #4112 | |
| Don't you fucking take that god damned tone with me. #4113 | |
| That's just fucked up... #4114 | |
| You can't see R rated movies, yet you review movies? That's pretty fucked up... #4115 | |
| I've never seen them ever enforce the rules here. #4116 | |
| That's just so screwed up... the best movie LOAF's ever seen and you can't fucking see it. #4117 | |
| You have to see it now! now! now! #4118 | |
| Get a fake ID or something, but see the movie. #4119 | |
| It's a funny story, by which I mean tragic... #4123 | |
| If you cry... I'm going to start bawling... wait... bowling... I'm going to start bowling! #4125 | |
| I sure do miss old... whatshisname... lets go get a drink... #4126 | |
| And you're feeling drunk on power? #4127 | |
| Well, he's old, he'll die. #4129 | |
| One of us does not belong... #4131 | |
| Hey, did you hear Hades talk earlier? He's only seen 3 movies in theaters. #4132 | |
| Wow, I've never done that... I don't own a car, but what the hey... #4134 | |
| We are pure. Yes. We Were Pure. We Will Be Pure. #4135 | |
| It hurts... #4136 | |
| Oh my god... I had hot dogs for dinner... #4137 | |
| I always have Hot Dogs for dinner, but wthey. #4138 | |
| Hehehe, no, Doomsday's name was still Dumas. #4140 | |
| I think I saved False Colors. #4141 | |
| It would be forever on my soul if I hadn't pointed that out just in time... #4142 | |
| Commander Keen kicks ass. #4144 | |
| Tee hee, there are so many obscure future references in AS... #4145 | |
| The book is full of it, obscure and obvious <G> #4147 | |
| That's pretty fucked up, to work in the whole casual swearing angle... #4148 | |
| 'Cause he's Vanhecke. #4149 | |
| Sparico makes more sense, but wth. #4151 | |
| Very unusual... take a phonograph, it'll be like a freakish sound thing that people in the future will laugh at... #4152 | |
| There are upwards of 5.5 billion people on Earth, Hades. It is rather egotistical to think that they'd ALL name their horses after you. And, I note, that "we'd ALL ride horses" means each and every one o fus. #4156 | |
| IhavenoideawhyIsaidthat #4158 | |
| What tha? 78 new agwc messages? #4159 | |
| Well... The Price of Freedom is eternal vigilance, Prophecy is policy... #4160 | |
| What about AmeriCola? #4161 | |
| Wait, that should say 'Herr Eagle'... #4164 | |
| Can we have a 'Drink Vanhecke Cola' thing at the nagwcpblmg page? Not the Alt.Games.Wing.Commander Page, the (Bandit) Loaf's Merry Guild Page Page #4166 | |
| Marine corps way is do or die! #4167 | |
| Ammmmmmyway... Dash that sounded so DanSish... #4169 | |
| Holy crap, did I do trivia this week? #4170 | |
| Hey, Cridster, did you... hmmm... nevermind... #4171 | |
| It must be because of my death... #4172 | |
| That is so fuxked up... #4175 | |
| No... IPTKHITD... #4176 | |
| [] that size (on a really really huge HDTV) #4177 | |
| Damn Howard Seigel... #4178 | |
| I say we go to New York and burn the Chris Reid Co! Or at least get a picture... #4179 | |
| Hmmm... Sean's still online... still talking to him? I know what music you like, Hades... You like... hmmmm... Okay, I don't know what kind of 'music' you like, but I know what you look for in a biom... biome, however you spell it... #4183 | |
| I just love that Warrior trick... #4184 | |
| Don't dis igner... #4187 | |
| YC,LIFN! #4189 | |
| Erm, Yo, Crid, lets interview Forstchen #4190 | |
| God, what a jackass... You know we have him on akick for a reason... #4191 | |
| First off, you don't have a sister... second off, it's spelled 'Nut-Boy', not Treehouse... Wait, Chris, you have a sister? #4193 | |
| Hey, Vanhecke, we're gonna advertise Vanhecke Cola at the LMG page... #4195 | |
| Well, it's time to get back to business, yes... #4197 | |
| Wait, you having a life was working on a tree house? #4199 | |
| Random Cat Parts That.... doesn't leave many parts... #4200 | |
| Usually you either have crappy commercials and a good drink, or good commercials and a crappy drink... Surge breaks all the rules, giving us crappy commercials and an awful drink... #4201 | |
| Dash it, where's my evil fiance? #4202 | |
| Hmmmm, I spend half my time a the mall, often with people, yet can't #4203 | |
| claim to have a life, what's yer secret <G>? #4204 | |
| There's Something About Merry... Guilds... mine, that is. It's been updated... #4207 | |
| Wow, I had a dream about End Run last night... well, a book like end run... Not FC, it was a really screwed up book... which is nice, because I usually have these nightmares... #4208 | |
| Dustin Evans is the SX Glory of people who suck... #4210 | |
| Hades... I never thought anything but money/fame/power/sex would come between us... but I'm going to hurt you if you don't turn of NS chat right now. #4211 | |
| Don't blend, don't break... #4213 | |
| You bastard, don't you ever talk about hotpockets that way... #4214 | |
| A gasseous outpouring of lava with a pizza'y flavor? #4217 | |
| Wow, Chris, you're starting to talk like me... #4220 | |
| Hmmmm... LOAF the Movie may have been cool, but it wasn't really a commercial success... Thus, Hades, I want you to direct... a second movie... #4224 | |
| Hmm... 250,000 No, it's not... dollars #4225 | |
| You're so fine, you're so fine... #4227 | |
| No, Chris' joke about Sirius was funny... #4229 | |
| The truth hurts, scars, burns and skins little kitties. #4230 | |
| <ChrisReid> uncle's house.. bbl | |
| <LOAF> First off, Akkbar is not your uncle... second off, you're not going to Akkbar's house, you're going to your uncles... #4232 | |
| Wow, Had, can I live with you? In like 8 years or so once I'm done with college <G> #4234 | |
| Wow, putting this fan next to me is keeping me awake! #4235 | |
| Ahh, I wish Chris were here. #4236 | |
| Dash it, I'd settle for anything, word from anybody. Sean, Chris, Johnny, Boomer, Bill, Lynne, Peter, Mark, Andrew, Rocker, SOMEBODY... <G> #4238 | |
| No, 'the game' was designed to run only on futuristic super computers which don't yet exist... #4241 | |
| Woo hoo, can I kill Dolphins? Kix kicks ass, lets do it, lets kill dolphins and eat their precious dolphin meat, sought so long by Spanish conquerers... That'd suck, unless I can join them... #4243 | |
| Hey, Delance, I hate to say this to you, but we need you back at agwc. #4245 | |
| Unlike most woman, Origin says yes to Casey and no to the Midway... #4248 | |
| I've not been on many boats. I went on one to get from point A to Greece... and whenever I want to your silly little country I took a boat... #4251 | |
| I'm gonna eat Tortellini. #4254 | |
| OHMYGODIJUSTREALIZEDTHATIDONTOWNTHATMOVIEONVIDEO TO SUNCOAST! #4256 | |
| I'm so softspoken. #4259 | |
| There's a chance we'll all be dead before your next birthday... #4260 | |
| The only guy who's more interested in water guns than he is sex has to be the creator of Vanhecke Cola (wait, damn, it was my idea...... uhm, I mean, you, it had to be you... no one else but you, only you, you're the only one... except maybe Chris... except he's probably figured out some blend of sex and water guns... #4261 | |
| Chris "Stalker" Reid... #4262 | |
| You know you don't actually have to disconnect to change your nick...<G> #4263 | |
| * LOAF 30/07/98 14:26:09 http://www.ace-1.com/ahcz/title.htm #4264 | |
| I'm a supreme court justice... #4265 | |
| Chris R'eid1 #4266 | |
| "Any news?", to quote the seal people... #4267 | |
| * LOAF_Away http://www.chrisreid.com/ #4268 | |
| He posts every morning but doesn't come here, then he comes here in the evening... he's a man of routine... #4270 | |
| Yes... I'd like to take the time to announce Cpl_Hades promotion... to leader of the Seal People... He'll be coordinating Seal People efforts with the latest Guild Campaigns... #4271 | |
| Yeah, the NG is crap wrapped in crud lately... #4272 | |
| Or, you could bash in Dan Hardwicke's head like a watermelon... #4273 | |
| There are no problems, just unexpected delays <G> #4274 | |
| ChrisReid vs Genetics . #4277 | |
| Yo CREID, U R|_||3 #4278 | |
| I wishy Zowrath would leave, I want to kick Vidiot.. #4280 | |
| Don't they usually have low payed high school drop outs do that sort of work? #4282 | |
| |-|3U\[ #4283 | |
| I'm sure it was just a mistake... #4284 | |
| Well... some of us are bigger than life? #4285 | |
| Soccerguy is like Steves lover... #4286 | |
| Hades, you go left... I'll go straight through, and Tre right... #4288 | |
| also, astrix dot zohrath #4290 | |
| No.. he USED your mind... there's a difference... a subtle difference... #4291 | |
| chechecehcheche #4292 | |
| good thing the seal people aren't lame... #4295 | |
| She's a milk maid or something... #4296 | |
| He's msging chris profanely apparently... #4297 | |
| It's not a lie when you say it in little letters... #4298 | |
| When and How did you meat Cris Reid? #4299 | |
| Yeah, LOAF pays for nudity... #4300 | |
| hmmmm... Chris and I are like those people who made Southpark... except we didn't start a cool cartoon, we started a crappy web site... also, they'll never put us in a movie... basically what I'm saying is that Chris and I are 2 people... #4301 | |
| Hadrian's rockin 'em down with Had's Rockin Top 100... #4302 | |
| Anyway, my mother says I can make some long distance calls tonight... #4303 | |
| karyotype THIS... karyotyping is the process by which one measures the guy who plays Paladin, probably... #4304 | |
| Opposites attract? Seattle sucks? SOperationsthing like that... #4305 | |
| Stupid Intellivision. #4306 | |
| an average 50,000 people are subscribed to UO each month... So Origin makes 500,000 dollars a month... #4307 | |
| 97.8 percent of people don't give a spacehand about most of the questions we're asking Forstchen. So lets leave most of them for the realaudio interview, but can you mail him to ask just about FC and upcoming stuff so we'll have something to open with? #4308 | |
| damn, I just broke my primary rule... never, *EVER* make geometry puns... #4309 | |
| Prince Thrakhath was an anti semite He gave Zack Colson a medal, though. #4311 | |
| I wish I was illegal in Germany... #4314 | |
| Fuxk, why don't we all play SubSpace anymore? #4315 | |
| Hehehe... want to know what the first game I ever played was? Leisure Suit Larry 1... My parents had no problem with me playing Leisure Suit Larry, but I couldn't own a Nintendo, because they were evil... #4317 | |
| Vanhgecke! #4318 | |
| Vanhecke do'nt know the amsg command, Vanhecke don't know the amsg command... #4321 | |
| Bonjour, mes Nut-Boys... I hope the fight goes well for you and the others on the ChrisReidAwaycordia... #4324 | |
| Woo hoo, that URL works like hell.. #4325 | |
| Plot: Chris and LOAF kill someone, and escape to Canada... #4326 | |
| Hmmm... you can gun down the American cops chasing us at the border... #4327 | |
| Chris! We need you for some tecnical dialogue in #Wing-Commanders #4328 | |
| No, we've got the super soaker angle used up... #4329 | |
| She's not unknown. She's the stereotypical girlfriend... #4330 | |
| Chris: Fuck, it's Johnny Guentzel... how the fuck did you afford a god damned CPS 3000? What the fuck does a whatever the fuck you are need with power gauges and lateral tubing around the fucking auto pressure release system? #4331 | |
| Chris: Well, it just fell over... all we need to do is push it back over... #4334 | |
| Johnny: Hmmm, the entire phase transit system is screwed, and I can't order a new one because I just made that up... #4335 | |
| LOAF: Fuck, then we're stuck in fucking Austin? We're running from the law... #4336 | |
| LOAF: I didn't want to know that, lets go... #4340 | |
| So he's gonna be waiting at the border with a machine gun... and he'll gun down the police as we cross over to saftey... #4341 | |
| we can end it by getting awarded some kind of Canadian medal which ends up being a Vanchke Cola can... #4342 | |
| Chris will get some... and more... #4343 | |
| 'Krulan' is too Krulan sounding for me... #4345 | |
| Any word from Bill hrai Forstchen nar Nak'tara? #4346 | |
| LOAF as I wanna be #4350 | |
| I want to edit scene 5... instead of the thing about David Downing... lets have 'You think I didn't make Boomer pay for that artifact fuck up?' #4351 | |
| Dateline, the Arizona Desert... an abandoned Government research facility... #4352 | |
| Chris: What the fuck are we stopping here for? #4353 | |
| LOAF: I... didn't, check out the sign... | |
| <cut to sign, cut back> #4356 | |
| <cut to, inside Professor Trelane's evil lab> #4357 | |
| Johnny: An earthquake? #4359 | |
| LOAF: No! Something far less sinister... #4360 | |
| Chris: A flock of kittens? #4361 | |
| Chris: Fucker, that's geese... #4363 | |
| LOAF: As I was saying, look at all the boxes of Napalm? Looks like old Trelane finally got his B-52... #4364 | |
| Trelane is carrying a CLIP BOARD, and acting JOVIAL... skipping towards us he scratches something off the clipboard and jovially yelps *tre gleefully flips around the list, allowing the camera to get a quick glance. A closer inspection will reveal various in jokes* #4366 | |
| LOAF: Bastard, it was my destiny to kill Harlan Ellison... #4367 | |
| Johnny: (eyes unusually red, speech strained) God... damnit... B-52... killed... my Vietnamese friends... #4368 | |
| Johnny: I've waited a long time for this... | |
| <shoots a laser bolt at B-52, which explodes into pieces, burning the airfield and Trelane> #4370 | |
| Chris: This place is just depressing, lets get the fuck out of here... #4374 | |
| LOAF: wait, I want Tre's scarf... | |
| <grabs for the scarf, which is covered in a red gooey substance> Nevermind... #4375 | |
| Oh god, a crappy boring Eaglestory... #4376 | |
| Wow, you are there... #4378 | |
| Give Chris and thatWackNutBoy the interview? #4379 | |
| Now... Hades... write a LMG update with a table. 10x10, with a link to each Seal, and telling us that you are now commander of the seal people... I said 10x10. Link to the same pictures of need be, but find my bodyguard... we'll get to work on the lobster page tommorow.. I said 10x10... it's.. privledge or rank. #4381 | |
| Hardys is dry and sucky, Burger King rocks, so does Wendys... #4385 | |
| I like the chicken strips... I usually eat chicken strips before movies... #4386 | |
| my school kicked ass in the steak and cheese sub department... #4387 | |
| I have like 3 million free medium drinks from the armageddon promotion.. never gonna use 'em ever... #4388 | |
| Wizlut #4389 | |
| Hmmm... can I say something amusing-yet-sexually explicit and get it put in the #AH-club topic? #4390 | |
| Chris, yer interview is huge... I mean, its better than mine, but it's long... #4391 | |
| lag city is like Sioux city, except not spelled with a S... #4392 | |
| Hehehe... I saw the 'what's a normal day' question the other day and I just knew I had to do the Flash thing... #4393 | |
| I don't have many principles, but no ugly banners is one of them. and the jerks over at Charles' Discount Widgets don't care how their add affects your web site's look. #4395 | |
| Now... if you want to make money to pay for the site, and only the site, there are probably a few ways. #4396 | |
| SirZeus is Akkbar in disguise... #4397 | |
| LOAFs is the plural of me... #4399 | |
| Wizzy.com was taken... he's rather vane... vain... #4401 | |
| Wow, I can't go outside without seeing trees... or UO... #4402 | |
| Yipeee! Light the fires and/or burn stuff because we can now log in to wcnews.com... Uploading the first stuffs... #4403 | |
| Uploading the first stuffs... #4404 | |
| 3 minutes is 3 minutes in England, the US and on the moon #4406 | |
| cause I'm leaving tommorow on a jet plane... in a van... car... something... #4407 | |
| Yesterday: | |
| <Eagle-1> Hehe, the Nut Boy sure is cute... #4408 | |
| Konichi wa #4409 | |
| You seem to imply that you don't know Vancheee... #4411 | |
| Awwww, (imdb), Chris, (imdb), you (imdb) know (imdb) everything(imdb)! #4412 | |
| God, I hated being away. #4416 | |
| Yeah, you got to go on a boat, I had to babysit a bunch of jerks 24/7 . #4417 | |
| IMHO, Wildcard is a guy. #4418 | |
| Mmmm, CO21A... #4419 | |
| God, ace... wait, I mean, God, Chris... it's like you took my mind and like read it. Right color... #4422 | |
| Chris! Great, lets get to work... #4424 | |
| Oh crab, the newsgroup... I haven't even tried that yet. and now I'm all cramping up. #4425 | |
| It was more of a lengthy torture than a trip. #4426 | |
| status check... Chris, what are you doing? #4429 | |
| I've been away, I did nothing. #4431 | |
| I haven't posted since I went off to play sighted guide... #4433 | |
| movie links DONE! Woo hoo! #4434 | |
| JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #4435 | |
| You just want to see violent death, Chris, look Johnny is here... #4437 | |
| <CaptJohnny> SOmething CR and I talked briefly about.. | |
| <LOAF> Hmmm... I'm kind of like CR... | |
| <LOAF> Soo... want to tell me about it? #4439 | |
| P, yeah, P works... #4442 | |
| Chris, I need you now... #4443 | |
| We're almost done... almost done... #4444 | |
| We'll brag about having a million hits a bit after the site opens. #4446 | |
| I heard they were making a giant robot crab... dash, but I want to ride the giant robot crab... #4447 | |
| One name per person. I don't want an Akkbarish "Dan Hardwicke is everything" kinda thing. Like... what graphics did Akk do, anyway? #4449 | |
| Yeah! The companies that sucker their customers out of hard earned cash without actually doing anything new are the best companies in the world... damn you, Origin, for making NEW WC games... . #4450 | |
| Put it back together. #4456 | |
| In fact, we have about 36 hours... #4457 | |
| Top right, okay, just get it done ASAP. #4458 | |
| Okay... well, show Chris, he'll do it. #4459 | |
| So Had... you can't do it in time? #4461 | |
| Fuck... I don't have headers for the timeline or False Colors... Had, can you pop me up two of those real quick like? #4464 | |
| Oh, make some please? RealFast? #4465 | |
| ewww... That would be annoying #4466 | |
| Its all fuxked up. #4469 | |
| Anybody here have IE3? 3 seems to suck, the site looks incredible fucked up on my other computer... So... what's the danger of the CIC not specifically supporting 3? I'm going to fix the problem with 4, but 3 seems way screwed. #4471 | |
| Midway.jpg should be midway.jpg or vice versa #4472 | |
| Chris, we've got both good news and bad news... well, not bad news, just work to do. #4474 | |
| and so we came to where we are today, on a precipace, we need to fix it for IE4 ASAP. #4475 | |
| Tee hee, I wouldn't necessarily expect too much, I just got back from being out of town and decided it'd be easier to deal with 700+ agwc messages if I just kinda clicked them all read... #4477 | |
| Geeze, yer acting like I'm some sort of... who was that guy who rose from the dead... to make a WC movie.. Chris Roberts... #4478 | |
| Firstoff Vanchee, the > bugs me. Then, the <G> bugs me... then, the $ bugs me... #4479 | |
| Good question... maybe I should just wait until I hear from Phoenix... #4480 | |
| In theory, but my knowledge of JavaScript is rudimentry at best, Captain... #4481 | |
| No, actually, I would have put it up last night if I hadn't set up that counter before I left last week. and since I promised a gathering in #WingNut tommorow for the opening... #4483 | |
| Boomer is still away on buisness:~( #4484 | |
| But... is the CIC really good enough? #4485 | |
| Okay... honestly... I haven't slept... in a long time... so... I really need to go do that for a little while... No, I didn't get any sleep last night... I was here until like four, and then I had to make some phonecalls and such... #4486 | |
| one minor change and we'll all be fine and dandy like sour candy... #4487 | |
| fixed. Now... it looks right under IE! #4488 | |
| Oh, Nut-Boy, you were entirely right in what you were doing, Wizzy just didn't know which font we wanted... #4489 | |
| Don't hail me yet. #4490 | |
| You're also very seal-esque #4491 | |
| Depends. He used to be pure evil... but he's actually okay... #4493 | |
| Hey, sudden moment of clarity, both Blair and Maniac's dads names are Arnold... that's just wrong... #4494 | |
| <|^{o}^|> hmm, he like raped this guy's wife or something | |
| <|^{o}^|> and the guy went to war with him | |
| <ace> jerk | |
| <LOAF> Dash, must you CONSTANTLY talk about Wizzy? #4496 | |
| Chris, you live with a fantastic brontosaurus named Happy... stop making up stuff about a mom. #4498 | |
| Oh Chris, it's such a ploy... nobody ever buys a medium drink. to GET the free drink, you have to buy a superdrink... #4499 | |
| Before I say 'Seattle is a big state', let me first say 'damnit LOAF, Seattle isn't a state'... Going to ChrisReidVille:o Take me with you? #4500 | |
| NeoDevilBane pisses off Aces and normal people alike. He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... #4501 | |
| He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... #4502 | |
| I wish I was like Khumar Astern... No... you won't find THAT name in AltaVista... I just checked... #4505 | |
| Call Celina #4510 | |
| Or... you could email me and be like all 'Tom spilled milk on the stairs, pass it on'... or you could email Trelane... #4511 | |
| When I was in France, this schoolbus got stuck on the traintracks and got squashed with all these people in it... #4512 | |
| Anyway, I was thinking... now that Tre brought it up... we shold try and assassinate the president so Jodi Foster will notice us... and then those Russians would be nowhere... #4513 | |
| Had! Canyoumakemesomeheaderspleaseandabanner? #4514 | |
| I drank like 12 Mountain Dew's while I was watching that movie, so i'll be up until I have to go to that stupid web meeting tommorow.Hmmm... you know about johnnyrox, right ace? Oh... I'll notice you the secret information, wink wink nudge nudge... #4515 | |
| Hmmm... I'll give you some of my prize white twixes for a mission that somehow involves the mythical passanger cruiser... #4517 | |
| Because... even though I haven't really slept since I found out about the passanger cruiser... it has haunted all of my dreams... #4518 | |
| Yeah, they're cookies and cream twix bars... I got them along time ago, back when twix variants were cool... but they're like WW1 veterans, every year there are less and less... #4519 | |
| Boomer comes back tommorow! Boomer comes back tommorow! Hey, question, what does Boomer do? Does he have some sort of title? #4521 | |
| Hmmm... did I disconnect? Hmm... I can't really ever know... I could have disconnected years ago, and this is all some fantasy played out within my own mind... #4522 | |
| How come Sean Murphy got a class of ships named after him? And what's with the first screenshot that got replaced really quickly? #4523 | |
| They killed Johnny... you bastards! #4525 | |
| To friendship! To friendship! May you drink the blood of your enemies while it's still hot. That's a Kilrathi toast, you guys, come on. Well, well, well, look what we've got here. So, that's what she goes for. Talk about putting a tiger in your tank. I think I need to get us another one. 'Talk about putting a tiger in your tank.' ? #4526 | |
| Hmmm... I'm half Bandit... #4528 | |
| lemme get an exciting drink... #4531 | |
| Sorry, I sat down and fell asleep, but I'm back now... #4532 | |
| Introspection is gone... getting replaced by the CIC. #4533 | |
| Oh. I explain that in an exciting realaudio test interview Hadrian did with Chris and I... #4534 | |
| ace, you've come to see me through these dying moments... #4535 | |
| You added 'bands' because there are children here, right? #4538 | |
| release should go as planned. #4539 | |
| blazing fast? #4540 | |
| Cool... WCHS was doing 500 megs of tranfers a day, though... #4541 | |
| we kinda dissolved the agwc homepage <G> #4543 | |
| Secret Ops downloads won't start until the 24th. #4544 | |
| KVanche is just giving it away... #4545 | |
| I love it... we set up a kickass new site, WCN counters by adding Vanchee to their staff. #4546 | |
| Had is good... Phoenix is the man. #4547 | |
| Wow, that sounds like an evil consortium or a foreign McDonalds... #4548 | |
| Hey Chris.. I'm not Sean. #4549 | |
| GUYS.. lets act civilized... #4550 | |
| Don't go off and do a you thing. #4551 | |
| Heyyy, it's KVanhecke, our resident pornologist... #4552 | |
| Hmmmm... you know what they call a Big Mac w/ cheese on Kilrah? I dunno, I haven't thought of that yet... Hmmm... Angel with Cheese? Something like that, somebody figure out something witty... #4553 | |
| What things? things? things? things? #4554 | |
| Wow, Johnny, you're in the future... and you proved that it does go over 0. #4556 | |
| Boys... You've all done extraordinarily well... I honestly didn't think we could pull this off... but I'm now sure that we can do anything. #4558 | |
| Voodoo rush sucks ass. #4559 | |
| 'Mutually exclusive' is a really, really cool phrase... #4561 | |
| We're gonna kick ass ad ndstat tommorow. #4564 | |
| 'desjakeify' isn't what I think it is, is it? #4566 | |
| Watcha bet Amazing!New Midway appears at the end of SO? #4567 | |
| Everybody else: You know you're a WC fan if you kill your family in the name of WC . End: You know you're a WC fan if you play a new WC instead of watching Friends... Now *THAT* is odd. #4568 | |
| Sure!thing... #4569 | |
| I'm not bitter, nope... #4571 | |
| I'm practicing, I wanna be Johnny when I grow up... he's not bitter... #4572 | |
| I still say that was pretty cool. #4576 | |
| wulfram sounds scary.. like Wolfenstein with a u and a ram... and no enstein... #4577 | |
| I can't believe we're getting so many hits... did people like WCHS *that* much? #4578 | |
| There's no such thing as free porn... #4579 | |
| Damnit Chris. #4580 | |
| Hey, when did we start WCHS, anyway? it was one of those early numbers... 6... it must have been 1996. post wcIII, pre wcIV. Late 1995, maybe... #4584 | |
| 'So, yeah, it is a lot like the CIC, except it completely and utterly sucks' ;) #4585 | |
| * LOAF mumbles something. #4589 | |
| Hmmm... no, every 24 hours. times lose meaning after 24 hours. #4590 | |
| Yes... 'you' 'should'... #4592 | |
| Uhm... Had... you're going to have to kick out your fellow webmaster. I also invite you to swear at him, and possibly inflict physical damage. #4593 | |
| Akk has no WC knowledge... #4594 | |
| You work for morons, right? tell them you need one to do your job... #4595 | |
| Uhm... ideas... I need some ideas... for the layout... of... the... timeline page... #4597 | |
| I would like to have passionate sex with you and Chris Reid... please reply ASAP... #4598 | |
| Oh, okay... you should propose to her... and when she says no... you can run around screaming that you're already married because your names are the same... then she'll shoot you in the foot and you won't have to go to Viet Nam... #4599 | |
| Hmmm... now we have the premise for an exciting sitcom... #4601 | |
| if Johnny is the coolest guy ever... then this is maybe the 3rd coolest guy ever... except... he's in disguise... #4603 | |
| Oh. Well... lemme rag on WCN once more today, then I'm done. #4605 | |
| My evil project got cancelled. #4608 | |
| dash, idiot, I'm an idiot... #4609 | |
| Seattle is a bastling judgopolis... #4610 | |
| Yemen is a cool word... #4611 | |
| I wonder if I should testify about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky... #4612 | |
| Oh... since I figured out how to use my notes file, I've taken some notes... on stuff for the CIC today, that I haven't fixed yet... #4613 | |
| God, that guys voice SUCKS. #4616 | |
| We *HAVE* to go to Austin real soon now (tm)... because 'Chris and LOAF's Excellent Adventure' would make a really kickass news topic... #4617 | |
| Ow... My sister wacked me with her light saber... #4618 | |
| Teee heee... my brothers page... 1529 hits... ever... CIC... 1800 yesterday... #4619 | |
| You do so you freak. #4621 | |
| OH! a buffalo... of course... #4622 | |
| Anybody 18+ here? Heh heh... 18 yr old staff members? Any <G>? #4624 | |
| Uh oh... and I'm... the 240th person to visit WCN. #4626 | |
| Wo'nt you be... out on you rown with a job soon? #4627 | |
| 4 years? Why the long wait? #4628 | |
| we'll hopefully get that load of Boomeranners soon... #4629 | |
| What kind of evil robot can conquer the universe but not go up stairs? #4632 | |
| if Chris get back, MAKE HIM EXPLAIN THE DINOSAUR THING... #4633 | |
| Happy the Dinosaur? Wait, I want that one explained...<G> #4634 | |
| Explain the dinosaur thing. #4635 | |
| GOod luck! On the hunt... #4636 | |
| Now you are the one who is Chris #4637 | |
| Chris is away... times are abvilent... I make up words a lot... a new temp Chris was needed... you were chosen... #4639 | |
| You got your scanner to work? #4642 | |
| Thank god that wasn't a sex thing... #4643 | |
| I think I'll protest... Lets write a kick ass update... #4647 | |
| Scanner gone for good:o #4648 | |
| Ou est Boomer? #4649 | |
| YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's gonna be a Prophecy Gold official guide. #4652 | |
| There, that was a cool little update... #4653 | |
| Says who? Wouldn't the CV-14 have come before it? #4656 | |
| Speaking of which, Chris, my family has no problem with me skipping school to go visit Austin... <G> #4658 | |
| He lives in Seattle doesn't he? #4660 | |
| BTW... here's a bit of info that you may find tintillating... #4663 | |
| Lemme guess... you tried to swear at Dr Sbaitso a lot? #4664 | |
| HEHEHE #4665 | |
| OH, SORRY... WAS typing in caps locked... #4666 | |
| Hmmm.... You can't spell Sarah Sarah Sarah without rah rah rah #4667 | |
| WTH is up with the CIC server? #4668 | |
| ahh, a half dozen updates to do tonight. #4669 | |
| Eh? I thought it was because he enjoyed sex with old men... #4670 | |
| Wow... we have like the same mind... I was like 'Hey, wait, thats Wc3'... #4671 | |
| Oh, just promised some guy at the NG that the CIC would work with IE3 within a day... #4672 | |
| Wai! The problem with IE3 has been discovered, it's just going to be tedious to fix it... expect it in 24 hours. #4673 | |
| Star Wars was a musicle... #4674 | |
| Star Wars was gay... #4675 | |
| Chris is one of my best friends. I'd rather be here with him than in there with a bunch of people I hardly know... Hillary, Steve, deathcom... people like that. #4679 | |
| The NERVE! They're selling their... PRODUCT?! What the hell sort of company sells things they make?! It's like they're trying to make some of this new 'money' I keep hearing about... oh, wait, SO is free.. you just have to spend some time downloading it (since you seem to be 'bout as cheap as a stray cat, you'll be excited to learn that the 110 meg download isn't necessary, only half of that is required...). Anyway, who requires days to download 110 megs? It'd be like 12 hours at 28.8, as I understand it... unless you live on Mercury or something, 12 hours is not even one day... #4680 | |
| Boomer!Male #4681 | |
| apparently the easy question is too easy.. #4682 | |
| It's the 00th Cerberus produced, duh. #4683 | |
| Yeah, I wasted yesterday screwing around w/ freinds in DC... #4684 | |
| We could cook and eat ace... #4685 | |
| Well, who gives a farf? #4686 | |
| Whatthefu? #4690 | |
| Poooor Boswell... I think I made him cry. #4691 | |
| That doth pissedeth offeth Johnnyth... #4692 | |
| Hehe, you suck, nix the 'god a life' thing, Hades... #4693 | |
| Hehehe, we doth rule... #4697 | |
| Read the Wing Commander Movie novel to find out my rank;) #4698 | |
| Yes... and CHRIS indeed... #4700 | |
| That does it, I'm setting up the Hari Information Area. #4701 | |
| Wow, the opposite of Dan Harwicke... #4703 | |
| Err... good... shouldn't you two be off washing cars or something? #4704 | |
| Hmmmm... mental note, avoid Chris when drugged... #4708 | |
| Hehehe, you should have stayed Nut-Boyish... it's so much more memorable <G> #4711 | |
| You coulda just hit !LOAF a lot until you got it... like 23,000 times... #4712 | |
| No, I stole that AND the <G>rins from LadyWhisper, in an attempt to someday have close secret ties with Origin... apparently it worked. #4713 | |
| Wait! ell me what Chris thinks of me... #4714 | |
| Wow, freaky, he tells people that. #4715 | |
| Oh good, we topped 1000 hits today #4717 | |
| You get yer ass in there right now, my amazing wit is lost on the opposite sex... #4718 | |
| Hehe, I showed a girl The Book once... but she was that kind of girl... #4721 | |
| I've never talked about WC. #4722 | |
| Yeah! What does it take for us ro kick him??? #4725 | |
| Especially after we kicked Akk... #4727 | |
| Soo... did I tell you I finally got that elusive ER date? #4728 | |
| 'XXXReid' has a certain ring to it... #4729 | |
| Wow, his !LOAf's suck... #4730 | |
| to help you in your journey, I'll go to... #4733 | |
| Well yer just a bag of | |
| <bleep> ing | |
| <beep> , aren't you, you little | |
| <bleep> ? #4735 | |
| Oh... BTW... I have a horrifying story... I think I started the GGs... I remember... Eagle and a bunch of people used to come to a channel I started... #WingCommander... sans -... it was me and a bunch of older people who are now jerks... Gothri and such... I left them, and they turned into the GGs.. coincidecne? #4738 | |
| Does this look like #LetsTalkAbout#Wing-Commander? #4740 | |
| No, this is #We'reBetterThanThat, so lets do something right. #4741 | |
| Hmmm... but it has delectable canon information... #4742 | |
| Yes, okay, its BETTER, but my religion dictates that I say its not. #4743 | |
| Bring Celina some veggies #4746 | |
| Yeah, I like that pizza with the hole... #4747 | |
| You're one of a few people who works on secret projects for Origin. #4748 | |
| * LOAF mumbles about P2 #4749 | |
| 3d ChrisReid? #4750 | |
| computer... he's always off doing some silly school related thing when I #4754 | |
| hell is everybody picking on Chris these days? Is he *THAT* much better than all of us? #4756 | |
| I'm not questioning Tesiae's pornographic obsession, nor his need to #4757 | |
| hide this from the world, but it just bothers me to see a jerk spend so much #4758 | |
| time obsessing over Chris... #4759 | |
| Would it be the third time? If it was the third time, I would find it #4760 | |
| Over 1000 worlds, and it took 4 years... to learn more, just visit hari.com... which is probably a porn site... I'm not checking.... #4762 | |
| NONE of them are definatly his wife, though. #4764 | |
| Tolwyns girlfriend... #4765 | |
| Oooh, the you-have-know-life-gimme-porn woman? #4766 | |
| Russians love us. #4769 | |
| I wasn't aware that there was an old meaning to "opening up Vega Sector"... #4770 | |
| Uhm... if there's one thing people hate more than the evil spread of #4771 | |
| Herein lies your problem... #4773 | |
| It fits with you're MO... you do something callous and idiotic, and then act aghast that you'd ever do something like that and for some reason assume that you're oh-so-superior to the rest of the universe, so therefore should never actually be blamed for your own actions... #4776 | |
| Why you did it is beyond me, you simply did... #4777 | |
| Guys... announcement... I am proud to announce that the CIC has just hit 10,000 hits. #4778 | |
| Which is of course, reason to celebrate. #4779 | |
| It'll probably be next year #4781 | |
| Just figure he should consider that when getting us more space. #4783 | |
| Hmmm... I desprately want to finish the timeline, sit back, enjoy a cool drink and then do Secret Ops with everybody... #4785 | |
| ER is done... will do FA within 24 hours #4786 | |
| You can't spell 'Wing Commander Prophecy w/ all the graphics' without '3dfx'... #4787 | |
| edward has nothing to do with this comment, but I want to fit in. ER is done... #4788 | |
| Hmm... horses fucking asses makes mules and mules make nothing... #4789 | |
| Hey Chris, you should probably put that in the book... #4790 | |
| How old are you anyway <G>? And how old is she? And does PITA mean what I think it means? #4791 | |
| Wow, that's odd... TCNPhil is like an underling of mine.. #4793 | |
| Hehe, all of our enemies are effectively gone... . #4794 | |
| Traditionally Wizcrap #4796 | |
| I feel sorry for the WCN crew, they don't yet realize that as soon as Wizzy gets tired with... what is it he's doing now? #4797 | |
| Nature will eventually reach a climax community, we don't have to hunt anything... #4798 | |
| They got rid of the term Zog Cabal? #4799 | |
| LAG! OH MY GOD, I WASN'T EXPECTING LAG ON THE NET!!!! I'M SUING!!!! #4800 | |
| It'll cost me 3000 dollars to make a screensaver? #4801 | |
| I'd buy that... he's the sort of guy who wouldn't figure out the cloak... we can use Trelane's old mailserver to fake some messages from him, asking for help from WCHS... #4803 | |
| I like this... #4804 | |
| Dash, I love this job, something new every day... #4805 | |
| Hmmm, we'll probably have an SO update tonight #4806 | |
| And where have all the Johnny's gone? Ooooh yeah, Las Vegas #4808 | |
| Damed Omanians. They only visisted the CIC ONCE #4809 | |
| new bees! #4810 | |
| Hehehe. We don't have *THAT* much content... we just pretend to. #4812 | |
| Freespace is set in 1996. #4813 | |
| Sure!thing #4814 | |
| I'm still working on finding a CIC intern. #4816 | |
| Well, I need to talk to Chris urgenty right now. #4817 | |
| Conspiracy: The same day Clinton makes his little announcement, we get our first .gov hit. Coincidence? I think not... he probably retired to the oval office in tears, and visited the CIC to lift his spirits... #4819 | |
| Anyway, I was just realizing that I haven't called Boomer 'flavour blasted' since we set up the CIC... #4820 | |
| that's .mil. I'm .goving... #4822 | |
| Oh. I'm just saying... that... well, you know... WCN sucks ass... that's all... #4823 | |
| No, I'm just saying it completely sucks, it's not like I hate it or anything... #4824 | |
| I don't get why everybody else hasn't set up a kickass site like us... it's not that hard. #4825 | |
| someone oughta tell kolokov that he can get the VERY BEST FREE XXX PORN ACTION AT WWW.CHRISREID.COM... #4827 | |
| b i t e m e , n u t - b o y ! #4829 | |
| Gold gold gold #4830 | |
| That's not a question, you can. #4833 | |
| hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #4838 | |
| * LOAF wants the public to see the Panther one, that's the coolest one. #4839 | |
| Mmm... chain ion gun #4840 | |
| Wait, just 2 of dads friends died, nevermind #4843 | |
| Lets all put 'The' in our email names... The LOAF, The Hadrian, The Chris Reid #4844 | |
| eck;/ #4846 | |
| You and Doomsday get assigned to strike... Korah Pokh?... and you pass the Valdez where you can refuel your Broadswords vis cool ass CGI scene... but there's no point, since you have enough fuel to jump back after your mission... #4848 | |
| Soo, Cat'n, how exactly will WCPGold work, anyway? Will it have the fiction updates? #4850 | |
| Those uniforms are fraeky. #4851 | |
| There might be a prize or two eventually... #4852 | |
| Middle 'school' crushed my spirit... #4854 | |
| Sometimes you feel like a Nut-Boy/Sometimes you don't/Barrie Almond's got nuts/Cpl_Hades don't #4858 | |
| Can you tell us how gold works, plllllease? Its confusing me and scaring my family... #4859 | |
| Thou dankish shard-borne baggage! #4860 | |
| Thou unmuzzled rude-growing moldwarp! #4862 | |
| Thou saucy knotty-pated boar-pig! #4863 | |
| The cool thing is that Chris' weird mission thing is actually going to happen. #4864 | |
| I hate #Wing-Commander? Why would I hate #Wing-Commander? #4869 | |
| Man, I wish I could hurt this clown. #4870 | |
| THERE you are, Chris... #4871 | |
| Why do people complain about the Dragon? There are better ships today... #4872 | |
| Those were probably the same class as the Eagle... the origin LCVE's are probably uglier. #4876 | |
| Bugs, Johnny Guentzel, zillions of 'em! #4877 | |
| Harakh... they didn't give you like tylenol with codine or something? #4878 | |
| Good Will Nut-Boy, a script by Chris Reid and Bandit LOAF... #4880 | |
| Dash it all... I'm going to be 'one of those people' now... Yeah:/ fast connection, DVD drive, I've got 'one of those people' written all over me... #4884 | |
| You're living in the past, Chris... #4885 | |
| Oooh, will terrorists have sex with his daughter? #4886 | |
| Yeah, we need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks... #4887 | |
| Licking!? What are you, a fricking Vampire? #4892 | |
| I have 2 brothers and a sister and a dog and 4 cats and 2 hamsters... #4893 | |
| Damnit, I want to know about the sluts... #4898 | |
| Dude, Chris and I too... #4901 | |
| Yeah! And the Constituation guarantees us the RIGHT to bear biological weapons! It's not even one of those 'its not a right, it's a priveledge' dealys, its ENTIRELY a right, therein we can do whatever we want with them... #4902 | |
| Well, Hades, you tell Trelane to tell Alan and Steve that Lisa and Jen just aren't interested... #4903 | |
| Am I the only one who thinks that it's rather screwed up that Russia is condemming us for attacking Afganastan? (sp! lots of sp!) #4905 | |
| Elle ne marche pas:/ #4909 | |
| "Your multi-function device (Standard Dual PCE IDE Controller) has some child devices using 32-bit drivers and others using compatibility-mode drivers. This configuration is not supported, so your computer has been halted to prevent corruption" #4910 | |
| Wow... that's sad... he's gone from eccentric choclate creator to pawn for failed corporate giant Charlie's dying company... #4911 | |
| Hmmm, the DVD Empire is not helped by the fact that it sells porn... 2001 is *NOT* 'sensuous'... #4912 | |
| Firstoff, when I start up... it detects the fucked up IDE and reinstalls it. So, I have to remove it again before I shut down... #4915 | |
| It's admirable that you don't check, however. #4918 | |
| My spellchecked has been pointlessified #4920 | |
| You talk about yourself in the third person? #4921 | |
| you pretend to be some sort of music guy, covert them to mp3's yourself. #4922 | |
| j a m e s s u c k s a s s #4923 | |
| Will do #4924 | |
| Okay, Hades... when Chris gets sick, fall asleep at Celina's... #4925 | |
| I'm assigning it to you, NutBoy. #4926 | |
| I assumed you just had a top hat and a monocle... just like the American Mr Peanut... #4928 | |
| OoOoOoOoO, WCN has 719 hits... Yeah... someday they'll get as many total as we do in a day... #4929 | |
| * LOAF is about to install 98... #4930 | |
| "I can't believe he'd do something completely unethical like that, I have to akick him, I hope you understand..>" #4933 | |
| Well, I guess we should just leave that hell hole alone. #4936 | |
| Hehe, you just never seemed like the type to do evil stuff to #WC... #4937 | |
| Eag's always been a crazy old jerk, don't let him change you. #4938 | |
| And, well, if I had to pick one type of media with which to have sex, it'd be DVD... #4942 | |
| We need to get some sound clips of him addressing Mr Reid... #4943 | |
| Win98 gave it some fucked up driver. So... I'm going to set the Linux box to connect to Erols so I can mail and such. #4944 | |
| * LOAF Chris' music dot song file 10 baudettes #4946 | |
| L with a AG #4949 | |
| Today was the CIC's best day since inception... #4950 | |
| 4.09 percent Canada. #4951 | |
| The kids work in my salt mines out of fear, not friendship. #4952 | |
| btw, dibs on the DanUpdate when it comes... #4954 | |
| I'm betting they'll have a links section at the SO page. And I'm bettin' I know what gets top billing... #4956 | |
| Had did me too... #4957 | |
| If organs could be verbs, spleen would be up there... #4958 | |
| That's a good smell... #4959 | |
| Somebody cross my fingers for me... #4960 | |
| I have slept on the floors of hotels in many countries. #4965 | |
| BTW, the Marriott in Munich is the best... #4966 | |
| Duh, Hades, fly military... #4967 | |
| When I was in 2nd grade I stayed in Paris for a month, slept in a bathroom... #4968 | |
| By 'fly military' I mean 'hijack a Harrier, those things are cool'... then you can sell the Harrier for 700 lbs... #4969 | |
| How come Hades can make a dollar sign but I can't make a pounds sign? #4970 | |
| Wow, that sucks ass #4972 | |
| Evil porpoises? #4975 | |
| Chanserv has defected?! #4977 | |
| Actually, I *did* lead Northern Vietnamese forces to victory in the early 70s... #4980 | |
| * LOAF hasn't gotten to Dizzy dying yet #4981 | |
| I dropped a bookmark at Dizzy and Confed Redshirt #3 having sex... #4982 | |
| That Chris Reid esque guy makes Colonel faster than Blair... #4983 | |
| 4982? I thought it had more.. #4985 | |
| I could make a 'the book of 4983 numbers' and it'd have more entries than that... #4986 | |
| Hmmm... tommorow is Sunday... #4987 | |
| Sunday is a bane for news... #4988 | |
| I... have an FBLA meeting... #4989 | |
| With... the one other member of the fbla... #4990 | |
| Yes. We can (tm). #4991 | |
| Awww, we NEED that backround for the CIC... #4992 | |
| I should probably put a cup holder in there, just to screw with people... #4994 | |
| think about it this way... if Origin releases SO in the 22nd... then EVERYBODY will download it on the 22nd... if Origin releases it on the 23rd... EVERYBODY will download it on the 23rd. Thou hath not a monopoly on downloading SO first. #4995 | |
| http://www.gameworlds.com/graveyard/technosaur/technosaur.html #4996 | |
| * LOAF grabs Hades' ear #4997 | |
| * LOAF slaps Hades #4999 | |
| Hmm... or... we could all pool our money and buy you a woman... #5005 | |
| official type people give speeches, cheerleaders give freshman tours, and we throw paper at them... #5006 | |
| England is pathetically small, right? #5007 | |
| I have no idea what a Cavenport is... #5009 | |
| I... MADE IT UP... #5010 | |
| But... you see, I now hold in my hands the power to send the Nut-Boy anywhere in England. Can you go to those mini countries too? Scotland and Whales and the other one? #5011 | |
| Since the Maverick team doesn't like CR much... your mission is to assassinate him, thus gaining favor with Origin... #5012 | |
| Also... to prevent a Privateer 2 2, you must kill the guy who plays Lev Arris... #5013 | |
| Yeah, you would have been a use... two years ago, they had an open set for Priv2. #5014 | |
| I want you to bring me 10 thousand Cicadas... #5015 | |
| Damnit, I want 10,000 dead ants. #5016 | |
| Yes indeed we should... beware of reduced gravity regions... #5018 | |
| Harakh, 415 new agwc posts... #5020 | |
| Tell Tiger Shark he can screw himself, 'cause that aint true. #5021 | |
| Why are these channels obsessed with eachother? #5022 | |
| a klick is a variable distance. Any WC2 player knows that... #5023 | |
| From point to point, tis km #5025 | |
| But, we're supposed to be superior, I guess we have to act it. #5027 | |
| Onward! Onward, Carbon soldier! #5029 | |
| Good, don't ever change. #5031 | |
| I see you too have been infected with the virus... I suppose it's just Haess and I... #5034 | |
| Hmmm... you know what sucks? I can't contemplate suicide until I know that there aren't any WC products in the works... #5035 | |
| Mornin' Glory (Like you guys didn't want to say it...) #5036 | |
| * LOAF is reading Crime and Punishment #5037 | |
| * LOAF has a million books to finish before school starts in a week. #5038 | |
| It's against my religion... #5039 | |
| Wow, ironically, lots of campers are talking about fishing, setting up tents and campfires... but NOT Quake 2! #5041 | |
| But a golden monkey has spread the virus here... #5042 | |
| I'm with Trelane... fight the power... or at least SC... and god damnit, I'm kicking the next person who says Zerg... #5043 | |
| You can say protoss... because 'proto' sounds cool... #5044 | |
| attach the word cyto to anything and it becomes infinatly cooler... #5045 | |
| BRILLIANT, Trelane... Fucking brilliant... #5046 | |
| Damn, I wish I'd said Jennifer Cytolove Hewitt #5047 | |
| Cytoace! #5048 | |
| Cytoace Love One... #5049 | |
| Cytobandit Love LOAF #5050 | |
| Chris was on Wonder Years... probably... #5053 | |
| When a daddy and a DVD player love eachother very much, they sometimes have to try and play Prophecy again after doing something like playing WcIVDVD... but the daddy realizes that the video in Prophecy is pretty crapply and needs Prophecy DVD... #5055 | |
| well... let me explain you something about THE FACTS OF LIFE... #5056 | |
| Chris is the main character... #5057 | |
| I was playing Prophecy earlier w/ my sister, and man, it's just not the same once you've seen DVD... nothing will ever be the same... #5058 | |
| Southpark sucks in that it has become over pop'd. #5061 | |
| Like "Iceman SC'd on the kitchen table"? #5063 | |
| * LOAF wants to go to college w/ Dan #5064 | |
| I'd be PROUD to suck at SC #5066 | |
| Those of you who have fallen to Starcraft, Sivar damn you... those of you who have not, carry on the fight. #5067 | |
| My god... this can only mean ONE thing... Chris has OBVIOUSLY gained the ability to see the future, and knows something good will happen... #5068 | |
| hmmm, Chris has something important to tell me, I suppose, so, I need Reid... #5069 | |
| You're like Catscratch except less annoying and you don't get to score with Sosa #5070 | |
| Marck Jhammel #5071 | |
| You know what's funny... Eag is always online now. We've scared him onto never disconnected... he thinks we're going to take over the channel. He sits in front of his irc client 24 hours a day now... Like Hitler in his bunker... #5072 | |
| I set the rules... all Tre does is follow them, and now he's said the coolest thing ever.. #5075 | |
| Hey Tre, there's a grub on Hadrian's leg... #5076 | |
| Haven't you heard, Had? That's the one thing LMG is good for... #5078 | |
| Chris is back? #5079 | |
| Hades said you needed to see me... #5081 | |
| What are you looking forward about? #5082 | |
| well stow it, there's no excuse. #5083 | |
| Origin doesn't work on the weekend #5084 | |
| Wldmk is the idiot who promotes his amazing cd quality rm's... #5085 | |
| Sometimes... I think about the wide open plains of Africa, with all their amazing natural wonders... and then I realize, only 30 of the jerks who live there have visisted the CIC; out of the whole continent! Down with Africa! #5088 | |
| And I was talking to wldmk... Get me some veggies. #5090 | |
| I can't eat raw human flesh:/ #5092 | |
| Only you, Hadrian, would cool milk to a solid state so as to 'eat' it... You're probably the only milk eater in the world. #5094 | |
| Wow, Chris, you ruined my joke, but nobody 'll know. #5096 | |
| Korrect, Khris. #5097 | |
| Thinks he knows everything; I used to be like him... before I started to know everything... #5098 | |
| It wasn't that good... it wasn't even a real season premier... it was a damned trick by FOX to lure us into watching their new shows... #5099 | |
| We're giving ace the fleet, by which I mean a bag, A male bag #5101 | |
| Yeah, the timeline is delayed due to technical problems... I'll post something about it this evening.. #5102 | |
| this isn't #Wing-Commander, we encourage hatred... #5105 | |
| Okay, who gets next go at her? You or I, Chrid? #5106 | |
| Quit saying friend, its pissing me off. #5107 | |
| Okay... lemme decree something... okay... we need to move #WIngNut when the movie official site goes up. Since it's gonna have an IRC channel... so... we should move to whatever server it's on.. right? #5108 | |
| Naturally, I'm fact checking stuff for the movie site... naturally yall are helping... #5109 | |
| of course, I've been 18 for like 6 years now... #5111 | |
| Hmmm, basing Israelis in #WC, I can't last long... they love Israeli's in there... #5113 | |
| IH8 KJA would be a good license plate... #5114 | |
| Yeah. But we have to remember that 98 percent of the people in the universe are complete morons... Hehehe, the problem is that that 98 percent are the people we serve. So we can't kill/hurt/mame them... #5116 | |
| I'm just some moron with a hat... and I broke the back thing on my hat... #5117 | |
| Wow, that 'find something to do' fitting together thing is odd... #5119 | |
| You know... it's really a damned shame that Vanhecke isn't an intelligent WCN person... because then we'd have this whole good/evil Chris/Kris thing going on... #5120 | |
| Thanks to American missile strikes, my first choice for post high school education has been destroyed... #5121 | |
| Callandor: we're plotting to assasinate Clinton and hopefully kidnap that younger Clinton... #5122 | |
| Chris is in Seattle, hopefully not sleeping... because that would be a cliche... #5123 | |
| Ehh, Luigi is a bringing you kids free pizza, why do you make the jokes? #5124 | |
| We can give the alien a cold... By which I mean, kick VINMAN NOW NOW NOW #5126 | |
| Chris and I do watch a lot of Baywatch... #5128 | |
| It would be a tie. Wait, Chris would win #5129 | |
| Funny 'cause it's true... #5131 | |
| Thats cause yer a year younger. like 6 years more mature, but your a year younger. #5134 | |
| How come there were 80's women in the 80s, but there aren't anymore? #5135 | |
| I think, that it's time to share the memories... #5136 | |
| I think I was talking about the Blair thing in FF... #5137 | |
| That was... just the other day, trying to set up the frickin DVD... #5139 | |
| Yeah you're living in the past Byyd, quit living in the past... #5141 | |
| That's a scene from the movie, I think... and I'm talking about Johnny there... #5142 | |
| I think I just wanted to say Forstchass there... #5143 | |
| Hey, Crid, did you get my conversation w/ ace about all that Willy Wonka stuff? #5145 | |
| Dash. Sure, live without my theories of his dark wartime past... #5146 | |
| Hmm... maybe instead of saying cool stuff... you could constantly send people odd text files with amusing names... #5148 | |
| Yes. Yes it was... much of my life focuses around satisfying the needs of my DVD... #5150 | |
| Same as ace. Naturally, to get WCIV... #5151 | |
| ro rou ranrt ryydo, rour ralking rike rastro #5152 | |
| res relroy #5154 | |
| And, I'm going to figure out how to get more so I can be like all SSTy and give them to people I like and say 'I expect the best, and I give the best', and then we'll all dance and I'll send Chris to have sex with a woman who was a man in the novelization... #5156 | |
| I don't remember what y00d was. #5158 | |
| Lemme go get that soda... #5159 | |
| God, Dund was an idiot. #5163 | |
| Tee hee, you said 'scanline'... #5167 | |
| Mmm, slots #5168 | |
| Everything I ever done, I done for WC... | |
| <cut to the love theme from Loaf's Life> #5171 | |
| The thing of it is... Wing Commander: Prophecy is at its best with a Voodoo 1. Now... if Wing Commander 6 will get enhanced by a Voodoo 2, then I'll get a Voodoo 2, but not until then. #5173 | |
| Speaking of whores, is Dune 2000 out yet? What did that stand for anyway, I never figured it out. WOR... the building that produced the heavy troopers... #5174 | |
| You know... sometimes I wonder... has !LOAF destroyed our innocence? Has it destroyed a time when Crid could just paste something intelligent I said and end a conversation? The answer, is a resounding now, goodnight everybody... no even. #5175 | |
| God bless the Nut-Boy, even if he've no form but pure evil... #5176 | |
| You know, like VJ day and VG day. #5180 | |
| You see an ace-1 hole, you NUKE IT... #5181 | |
| You thought it was Vesuvius Killed day? *fuffle* #5182 | |
| WC News does take you to the CIC... #5183 | |
| Oh, you do it, I hurt... #5184 | |
| I thought intelligent WCers were robots... #5185 | |
| SO, while you're out, pick up a kick ass in your face attitude... #5186 | |
| He *developed the plan* using Raptors at McAuliffe/Enyo in '39, but he didn't actually fly them... #5187 | |
| Wow... you sure handled yourself well under pressure. #5188 | |
| I'd assume that the biggest battle ever was the defense of Sol... #5189 | |
| You be here at 10 LST, Chris? #5190 | |
| 'KK's Kaps Kick' would sound cooler... #5191 | |
| Loser pays... of course, technically we're both losers. #5193 | |
| I always thought it was triple X because like, superfemale, 3 x chromosomes... #5199 | |
| Ahhh, that guys an idiot, any word from Das Phoenix? #5200 | |
| Okay, I've divided the LOS into 3 sections: games, books and other... #5201 | |
| Red goes with combat. Blue goes with knowledge. Not that many ancient Indians will visit our site, but I like to know they'd be able to understand it... smooth... I'd say... flowy... #5202 | |
| Like... to the left the people buttons and such, and on the right 36 or so alphabet buttons... #5203 | |
| How would a plus help? it just means your pregnant... #5204 | |
| Some freakysih new groups have given us hits. #5205 | |
| Those are teh ones we SPARE... except McCubbin, I'd like ace to shift forms and take over McCubbin... he's a loose link.. #5208 | |
| Those damned 5 year olds piss me off so bad... #5209 | |
| Woo hoo, we're 4 times the man I am #5210 | |
| Babies are funny when you bash in their skulls... #5211 | |
| WELL YOU SUCK YOU LITTLE FREAK #5212 | |
| Fucking nedstat thing.... #5214 | |
| You're older than me? No way, why do you lie like that you liar. #5216 | |
| I'm not getrighting, no way man, I swore to my dead... ant farm... that I'd never use getright... #5217 | |
| (well, Darkmonk, he brought the moron level up to like 441...) #5218 | |
| Yeah, I call Chris names all the time... Like 'Crid'... #5219 | |
| Oh, you people, knockez it off #5220 | |
| The rest are all "hey, u wnt 2 download sum pr0n??///????/???" #5222 | |
| A friend of mine was on the Gettysburg... #5223 | |
| Next person to talk about #Wing-Commander, Eagle, etc gets kicked. #5225 | |
| people are asses #5227 | |
| Uhm... if it's NOT a Phantom, Chris... #5228 | |
| this has been a helpfull occurance... Wizzy got screwed. Which is, of course, irony. #5231 | |
| Ye gods, we're shooting up today... #5233 | |
| Little do you know that the director of Prophecy is hearing you talk. #5234 | |
| np, gamblor, that's our jobs. Sort of. #5235 | |
| Chris was offering us certain sexual favors, I believe... #5238 | |
| You know what else is better than GetRight? Those rocks that can float... those rock... those are so much better than getright... Yeah, pumice rocks, the best KIND of rocks... #5239 | |
| Wade, Remmy and Arturo all came from the same earth as Quin... #5240 | |
| <SpaceMonkey> No, I don't think we'll be telling them about that just yet... | |
| </SpaceMonkey> #5243 | |
| wcnews is kitchier #5245 | |
| You know what else were the days? Yesterday, last week and a year ago... #5246 | |
| We're more popular than seductivly burnt toast... #5247 | |
| Stupid CIC staff, lets get our clubs and bash in their skulls to use as decorative ash trays! #5248 | |
| You got CIH? #5249 | |
| The default difficulty level is set by the amount of experience you noted during the registration. So if you've completed all wing Commanders, etc. you'll defaut to Nightmare. If you've played none, you'll default to rookie, etc. Wow. So *THAT'S* why... #5250 | |
| In a world of conformity where all men are exactly the same, then one could indeed mistake Delance for Trelane... #5251 | |
| Holy cat dogs Cridman... Top day so far: 27 august 1998 with 8504 pageviews We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... #5252 | |
| We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... #5253 | |
| Yeah, there've been maybe 2 little continuity problems, but nothng major and everything else is wonderful and pretyt, the world is happy happy... #5260 | |
| Hehe, the Cerberus' is one hell of a ship... #5262 | |
| I'magonnawrapmyselfinpaper and grab some screenshots for our SO section's ship database. #5263 | |
| Oooh, Chris, when you go back it gives you the passwrod again. #5266 | |
| Foshko told me how to pronounce your name... #5271 | |
| Gablor couldn't explain it. #5273 | |
| Hmmmm... we could put it at that web site we keep talking about... #5274 | |
| Hehe, SO weird... #5277 | |
| Weirdos. Now, we were talking about Roulette... #5278 | |
| EXCUSE ME PEOPLE... we were talking about Roulette. #5279 | |
| NO, SHE'S MINE, HANDS OFF ED... #5280 | |
| LOAF, Australian for BEER #5283 | |
| I can't believe I didn't wake up until 1300 LST #5284 | |
| Our mail bag graphic is still fucked up #5286 | |
| TELL ME. #5287 | |
| There's a certain school of thought that says I'm done... everything except the index is done #5289 | |
| I just saw the CIC. I leave for 3 hours to buy some new DVDs and we get bonus fiction. Fucking unbelievable. #5290 | |
| Your real name is Knut Boyy? #5292 | |
| Ye gods, the Cerberus is one impressive ship. #5295 | |
| Hehehe, did you see Casey's log entry? BRILLIANT, mentioning the missiles. #5296 | |
| Bufferiffic. #5298 | |
| We'll miss you, BUG #5300 | |
| Yeah, I just got my copy in the mail... #5301 | |
| I'm gonna go eat breakfast, then I'm gonna watch 2010 DVD some more... #5302 | |
| Muchos gracias, Chrid #5303 | |
| Groax/boan #5304 | |
| You'd like to speak to Peewee Herman? Dude, you're sick... #5307 | |
| God sucks ass, didn't you see Star Trek V? #5308 | |
| I'd view a lack of Vanhecke as a real reason to visit #WingNut... #5309 | |
| Woah, Mr. Excitable, slow down... #5310 | |
| Well, I'm happy, I got to say 'Mr. Excitable' at agwc... #5311 | |
| Sheesh, sleep while downloading SO, that's like Endys Friends thing. #5312 | |
| I think he's threatening me, flash him... #5313 | |
| Haha, like I could sleep while SO was downloading... Like I've slept SINCE SO downloaded... #5320 | |
| Of course, I'm already seeing Colonel Devereaux... #5322 | |
| There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... #5323 | |
| He's got you there... #5324 | |
| But we don't *WANT* to listen to the faceless masses complaining about how slow they are either. We *KNOW* how slow they are. #5326 | |
| Nay, the first game implementation was in 2669, for Wing Commander Armada: Proving Grounds, where an anti cloak was available. #5327 | |
| Not much. Watched Mallrats on ABC. *AMAZED* at what they did to it for network viewing... #5329 | |
| How does having someone of the opposite sex feeling sorry for your pathetic ass make you intelligent? #5330 | |
| It's almost certainly a freaky Seattle test thing. #5333 | |
| Hmmm... Kurgan... idea... have a kid... and then have him/her die sticking a frie up his/her nose... #5336 | |
| Take some time off, pl,ay So first. #5338 | |
| Hehe, for 2.90 I can buy 10 burgers on wednesday... #5339 | |
| Retreat is part of a quick strike. #5340 | |
| LOAF manages. #5341 | |
| That's fine and dandy like sour candy, except when you have a furball carrier in-system... #5343 | |
| Prolly 'cause its a stupid Privateer fan thing. #5344 | |
| Origin guys shut up when I mentioned my time theory... #5346 | |
| The Lance, Vampire, Panther and Tigershark all replace the Excalibur... #5347 | |
| Interesting, any of you apes looked up Courage? I can't beleive I didn't notice this already... but ONLY ONE JUMP LINE. The bugs had to move THROUGH Ella to get there... that's odd... #5350 | |
| You think their gate is in Courage? #5352 | |
| (The unidentifiable Piranha is trying to contact Mistral Sea. #5356 | |
| No, Maniac and Vagabond both eject during the books run to Kilrah... #5358 | |
| Well, its kinda stupid... #5359 | |
| I always liked the word 'N'Tanya'... #5360 | |
| I'll update those newsies, I suppose. #5361 | |
| merci beacoup #5362 | |
| Are you insulting Privateer 2? cause it sounds like your insulting Privateer 2... #5366 | |
| * LOAF_SO only has a quarter DVD, then:/ #5367 | |
| Who is 'srv-3-44.roc.ny.frontiernet.net'? #5368 | |
| Dude, Had, you look normal... #5370 | |
| TALLER THAN THOU #5372 | |
| No, if you were murdered... right after that picture was taken... and we could find out who did it by enhancing the reflection on your watch... #5375 | |
| That's what we'd ASSUME... but you can't spell assume wrong without 'thats wrong, jerk off', so it'd turn out to be like DanS or something... #5376 | |
| Well, Had, now that you don't have lipstick you can't be part of my fictional rock band... #5377 | |
| Does that mean I can stop pretending I don't know who you are? #5378 | |
| That woman has a wedding ring and half of DS9 on her shirt... #5382 | |
| Did she survive World War II? OH MY GOD, SHE DIED IN WORLD WAR II?!?!?! #5383 | |
| Then why the ChrisReidXXXAction did you tell me to guess? #5386 | |
| What if, cats vs dogs? #5387 | |
| If you tell me how old she is, I'll tell you how old I am... #5389 | |
| but you don't know WHICH. #5390 | |
| There, my notes on the picture are complete. #5391 | |
| I'll pretend to know what to do if you tell me how old she is. #5392 | |
| Crashed deliberatly? Erm... Chris is an op, not a god... well, he's sort of... nevermind... #5393 | |
| we need our own IRC software... crIRC... it can be fully BOL compatible and have all the sucky features we want... like hard and soft running porn... #5394 | |
| Hmmm, am I the only person who thinks that Marsha the cartoon Marshalls woman is hot? #5395 | |
| the like black and white woman and her hair is always over one eye... #5396 | |
| I dunno why, but I always really liked her... I'm so pissed off that she's married now. #5397 | |
| http://www.adcom.net/marshal.avi Check it out. #5398 | |
| Hmmm... I wanna write an editorial. #5399 | |
| WCIV got trailers before major motion pictures. #5400 | |
| Bloated Dead Seal Award for Excellence #5401 | |
| Tis my brother #5402 | |
| Somebody made a big god damned mistake... #5403 | |
| The Book is like the 3,000 most important things I've ever said... #5405 | |
| !LOAF #5407 | |
| !LOAF #5409 | |
| !LOAF #5411 | |
| you have a sucky IRC. We have to put a new one on that comp... #5412 | |
| Thats what I was saying last night... #5414 | |
| Its prolly in the book by now... #5415 | |
| Woah, moronic boy, how can the story blow if you've only played four episodes? #5416 | |
| It'd be funny if you kicked Templaar. Not officially... unofficially, nail the bitch... #5417 | |
| Chad Miller rocks ass... #5418 | |
| 'LOAF and the gang' sounds cool... #5419 | |
| If you were'nt wanted we'd just kick you. #5422 | |
| Satan's voicemail sounds nice... #5423 | |
| Hey Chris, how many are there? #5424 | |
| I've seen Gavin's amazingly empty homepage... and I've seen the Sage Page... #5425 | |
| hehehe, the K'Z'Ha'Dum system, thank you very much Johnny... #5430 | |
| He's the coolest Origin guy there is... #5432 | |
| He made the universe... and killed 3 million people... (Chris McCubbin killed like 10 trillion people, though) #5433 | |
| You realize, of course, that Johnny has the coolest birthday possible? 6/6/69 #5434 | |
| There are lots of mature 15 year olds... Well, he's *MORE* mature then he used to be. #5435 | |
| I'd like you to stay the hell out of my channel, but you're not that smart... #5436 | |
| Hey, we need lapel pins... #5438 | |
| Eeek, stupid school:/ * LOAF is so non plussed.. Have to write a fing essay... #5439 | |
| Hmmm? It doesn't say that... the ships are flagged as being able to travel 'Anywhere in the Confederation' or 'only in the Tri System' and such... #5442 | |
| Since you're so moronically obsessed with examples, show me your example. Note that the comments in the ship database imply that the "Confederation" is *NOT* part of the tri-system. #5443 | |
| Hmmm... that might be cool... except you and I aren't ever going to have kids. Unless we adopt... #5448 | |
| * LOAF is avoiding writing his essay #5449 | |
| That's a pretty boring sucky job... that needs to be done RIGHT NOW... so... dcc a copy to Hades... #5452 | |
| a sterile mule #5454 | |
| You'll die of overbleeding, of course #5455 | |
| I was consulted on certain factual aspects. #5457 | |
| "Secret Operations was by far the most exciting super puzzle game SX follow up of the year, congradulations to all the people at MicroBit..." #5458 | |
| fiction tommorow, faction on thursday #5459 | |
| The Nut-Boy is on speed #5461 | |
| Gharal nar Hhallas... #5462 | |
| Wow, I have one eye.. #5464 | |
| 1994, probably... #5465 | |
| Hmmm, how can I organize 55 pages of BOL? #5466 | |
| does it have a hard drive now? #5467 | |
| The Book has been numbered #5468 | |
| 5400 some quotes... numbered from 1-5400. #5469 | |
| But you can print it out, get some leather binding and quote. #5470 | |
| 177 pages:? #5471 | |
| non squidors #5472 | |
| Piece of | |
| <Censored> #5474 | |
| Oh, Happy died at Khorsan, the girl during the retreat from Munro #5475 | |
| Yes, and I want to have hot passionate sex with you #5476 | |
| HAHA, too late sucker, he's asking you because I told him you were the only SOP. #5481 | |
| Or a runabout... #5482 | |
| You have to dress sexy to please him... #5483 | |
| he knows how to please Eag... #5484 | |
| Hade, did you do you rjob? #5486 | |
| Krieger, Dieno or Proxima? Where does the very beggining of WC1 take place? Kreiger or Proxima, actually, Dieno wasn't Confed... #5487 | |
| Hmmm, Byydo discovered our secret layer... we'd better kick Haesslich out... Wait... Proxima was considered part of Deneb in 2654, therein it must have been Kreiger. #5488 | |
| Why do you only have like one pillow? I have like a dozen... do I lose them when I get married? I have like 4 in my bed and others on my couch thing... #5489 | |
| Stupid pigs... did you see the avi? #5491 | |
| the top 10 scoring pilots are all pre-2650 when Kilrathi shields were very low tech. #5493 | |
| Chris! #5494 | |
| * LOAF finished his f'ing essay, just has to type it up now. #5495 | |
| Not on any books, its on this tiny little passage... #5497 | |
| There's an old Lesnick saying... if you ever, ever press the 'What's Cool?' button in Netscape, thou hath no life whatsoever... #5498 | |
| we only have 300 megs on the device? I thought we personally were limited to 300 megs #5500 | |
| Whew, I thought it was something bad... #5502 | |
| I thought you'd be like "LOAF... I've shot your dog" or something, yes I'd like to see them... #5503 | |
| Ewww, Star Wars #5509 | |
| I'm tired of Star Wars. #5510 | |
| Glad I'm finished this essay. #5511 | |
| Glad to be back, I suppose... #5512 | |
| <ChrisReid> And that's Ben Lesnick, Barrie Almond and whatever ace's name is... #5513 | |
| and vice versa, lemme write some silly fbla things then I'll do some work... actually I'm just going to not do it and pretend I did but left it at home... #5514 | |
| At least you're getting some... #5515 | |
| I should take WC notes and watch a movie... #5517 | |
| Maybe Chris 'll be there too... and we can take notes and watch the movie... #5519 | |
| ace:o #5522 | |
| Oh, we're not allowed to leave at lunch... not even supposed to leave the cafeteria... #5523 | |
| Oh, yeah, you're an astronomer... where's Oort? #5524 | |
| Its like that in a lot of schools around here, but my school isn't close to any restaurants or anything... so they keep us in an area... unless we happen to have a mother who teaches at the school... #5525 | |
| I'm out in the country. Horses and everything. Well, all the horses died or something, but there's a place where they go... #5526 | |
| I HAVE THAT GAME! My jerk off little brother (the one you haven't met) is ALWAYS playing that... #5527 | |
| Never figured out the metal fuel rod things. #5529 | |
| We have all the normal fast food in a nearby town... but it's not within walking distance. #5530 | |
| These are Devil Ray's... the WCP ones are Devil Ray Ace's... #5532 | |
| What the hell is a bank holiday? Banks can just declare it to be a holiday? #5537 | |
| *!*@*.il is pushy, so we have like 10 Jewish holidays off nobody has ever heard of... #5540 | |
| No, they're good days, because you don't have to do anything religious... #5542 | |
| Have sex with a dog? #5543 | |
| It'd be like 'Brave New World' #5545 | |
| Oh. Whacko is just a moron, and of course we're better than Akk... #5548 | |
| Is there a 'The Best of the Bible'? #5550 | |
| I took them in Germany, cause Germans suck... Like I wasn't headed out of Germany fast as my swedish made car could travel. #5551 | |
| Vanchee Must Die! #5554 | |
| A rare disorder known as headass disease... #5555 | |
| A good year... me and my partner were assigned to cover the streets of New York city... New York, or simply Town as we called it back then, was a far different place... so, one must come to expect a far different story... it was February 17th when this particular story began its long slope towards conclusion... #5556 | |
| The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny... #5557 | |
| Team pic...? #5558 | |
| Oh, Chris and Pepper and I... #5559 | |
| Yeah, we didn't use it up this time. #5560 | |
| We should put up a link to that avi at WCNews... #5561 | |
| Ooooh. I thought you'd seen the CIC staff group photo... #5563 | |
| Wow, Foshko/RatKing said I should look in some paper for an interview with him... but I didn't really care... have a scanner? #5564 | |
| Hmmm... can I aop... hmmm... somebody? #5566 | |
| msg chanserv aop hitler@*.nazigermany.org #5567 | |
| We have it linked from the CIC? Isn't it a well kept secret? #5568 | |
| that's true, they just copy it for their pages so they can have long link lists too... #5569 | |
| Thats sort of the problem the CIC is having... #5570 | |
| Our log file is like 300 megs and it filled up all the space. #5571 | |
| The message board is fubar until tommorow. #5572 | |
| Yeah, I should make a site like that so people think I'm Johnny... #5574 | |
| Chris lives in Seattle... #5575 | |
| * LOAF lives in the country #5577 | |
| John P. Guentzel and his Wonderful Homepage, I think... #5578 | |
| THAT FING GAMES CHEATS PAGE IS STILL NUMBER 2!!! IT'S JUST AN FING NOTE THAT SAYS THAT ITS NO LONGER AVAIALBLE! ITS GONE UP BY 3000 FING HITS #5579 | |
| Say a thousand hail Casey's... #5580 | |
| Yeah:/ and the docs are corrupt... #5581 | |
| and I'm on the edge of my seat because I'm waiting for episode 2 and I won't even be here when it starts tommorow. #5582 | |
| The docs are corrupt... they started off not corrupt, that's how we got the uncorrupt version we have at the CIC. #5583 | |
| Stupid children need the most attention... #5584 | |
| Last year of school, though. #5585 | |
| tommorow is monday, Chris. #5586 | |
| Hehehe, WCNews in redneck is so cool... #5588 | |
| The Map: The Book would be cool... #5589 | |
| I'm also a crewman on the Tiger's Claw... #5592 | |
| We can ask Confed's chief stellar cartographer... #5593 | |
| Thank crid I remembered Gaia. #5596 | |
| and the 'unmapped' jump line in Priv... #5597 | |
| He's odd in a bad way? #5598 | |
| He's been messaging me about being banned, and is calling WingNut a dictatorship #5599 | |
| WC is not fucked up, as long as we have vigilant people like Captain Johnny Guentzel, Pilot Officer Brandon Strevell, Seargant Barrie Almond and Lieutenant Chris Reid! They'll keep fighting... and they'll win! #5600 | |
| Hmmm, Had, what if we color over the Locke map and make it a huge line drawing type thing? #5603 | |
| It's a bannanabale offence... #5604 | |
| Hey, Chris, lets make a deal... #5605 | |
| BananaramaChrisReidama... #5607 | |
| Its not a real time theory, Glory. Just a weird Mistral Sea thing. #5610 | |
| Dunno, we used to op deathlok and he's... #5611 | |
| My English teacher scares me, so I have to redo everything... #5612 | |
| And I have to go eat dinner, so you'd better tell me quick... #5613 | |
| ahhh, that rocks, I didn't get home until 5PMLST:/ #5614 | |
| I'm looking into a career in cellular bio or genetics... erm, I'll bbs... #5617 | |
| Svet! #5618 | |
| Yeah, have to finish trivia (urg) and I have some updates to do tonight... #5619 | |
| KICKASSNEWS! #5621 | |
| Oh, whew, its something cool that we need and not British porn.. #5624 | |
| No, not really, Hades said you needed to talk to me, but Hades was wrong, o so wrong... #5626 | |
| No, Chris lives in a can in Eurotungastenia and as thus doesn't have word viewer... #5627 | |
| Horse girl? #5629 | |
| Seeya in hell, Hades #5631 | |
| Those Hadrian drugs are just mother natures attempt to screw stupid people... #5632 | |
| No, I think that mother nature is inherently evil... she... or possibly he... causes world wars to happen... therein, she's trying to take over your mind. #5633 | |
| Sucker, complete moron, whatever... #5634 | |
| That is a pretty cool nick... #5635 | |
| Erm... quelle faux pas... #5637 | |
| FREESPACE COPIED OF WC!!! IT USES THE JOYSTICK!!!! COULDN"T THEY HAFF CALLED IT SUMTHING ELSE>??????? #5638 | |
| And it comes in a solid gold box... #5639 | |
| I'm not expecting Privateer 3 at all... but EA was calling the shots for the original Privateer and WC3 and 4, and nobody complains about those... well, stupid people do, but that's because complaining is all the stupid people seem to be capable of... #5640 | |
| I don't think there's any stupider breed of people than high school students, and I say that hypocritically... #5642 | |
| Then I get Poranado #5643 | |
| I'd have to say that 90 percent of high school students are morons... #5644 | |
| Freshman have the largest percentage of okay students... the ones who are scared shitles... #5645 | |
| chtchtchit #5649 | |
| No. I am a senior, thus I have one year left. One year minus two days #5650 | |
| From now on, I'm ending every conversation with 'and one cannot go against the word of god'... #5653 | |
| I was going to go on to talk about porn... #5657 | |
| My new lab partner 'as played SO... Except she's a she, so I think I'm in love... #5658 | |
| No, there's no religion that believes in more than one ruler of hell, is there? #5659 | |
| Wow, I can rap... #5662 | |
| He had that woman who ate pomegranets... #5663 | |
| Its weird. Its... just odd... lemme see if I can get some more... #5664 | |
| on SUNDAY!? That's the lords day... which means I get to spend time off with my family... #5665 | |
| We should sell our craptastic web abilitys to buy DVDs for everyone. #5668 | |
| Its... like... bigger than a normal novel... like... a novel and a half upwards... and widewards... #5669 | |
| Oh crap... I'll bet I sent it to CReid@aol.com #5670 | |
| Hmmm, you want a super secret movie jpg? It's scary... #5672 | |
| We could talk about that weird Foshko movie... but we're not... #5673 | |
| It's coming through now, Kahn... #5674 | |
| Great, now both Had and Haess are making porn... #5675 | |
| It was after we found out you all could'nt pry Steven Petraraca away from his buisy film career that we began to assume something was wrong... #5676 | |
| Did you ever get anything from Tangy? #5677 | |
| <narration> Yes, something was indeed wrong, but nothing as sinister as Mr. Loaf assumed. Indeed, Casey was simply becoming a man...</narration> #5678 | |
| If Boomer is from the future... that explains why he posted that SO fiction before he was supposed to... #5679 | |
| I only spend 6 days and 7 nights there... #5683 | |
| Good old Evan "Doesn't watch his msg boxes" Adnams... #5685 | |
| Wow, you can kill somebody and be back in an hour? #5686 | |
| Chris has a crab based computer... it goes as fast as a group of blue crabs in a wheel can run... #5689 | |
| You go girl... #5692 | |
| Murphys, Hades, Plunketts, oh my? #5693 | |
| Speaking of which, do we trust Chris McCubbin to write the book of our dreams? #5696 | |
| Yeah... it'll either kick ass or make our jobs even harder... #5697 | |
| Wow, there is different default fiction, it's 'd'... #5699 | |
| Soo... how many Vesuvii are there? #5701 | |
| Anyway, why isn't McCubbin doing Origin stuff anymore? #5702 | |
| Hmmm... there was a lot of odd contradictory stuff in there... #5705 | |
| Wow, that's just odd... which Chris McCubbin based work got everybody mad? Just the WCP guide? #5706 | |
| Forstchen doesn't even care about keeping in step with his own books. (mad at Forstchen for not getting back to us yet... #5709 | |
| HEY, WHY DOES THE MIDWAY CREW WRITE EACHOTHER EMAIL IN ALL CAPS? #5710 | |
| DON'T THINK SO... #5713 | |
| What's with their weird little sigs? #5714 | |
| Uhm... truth or dare, is Chris going to call Celina? #5716 | |
| MAYBE THE CERBERUS WAS DAMAGED AND LOST HER SHIFT KEYS... #5717 | |
| Uhmm... call Johnny Majestic forever... #5718 | |
| Uhm... truth or dare, is Chris going to call Celina? #5719 | |
| "Hello, Earthlings" "What planet are you from?" "Earth..." #5721 | |
| You just wanted to use the acronym... #5722 | |
| Oh wait, I was talking about CMOS, not ISDN... but it works both ways... #5723 | |
| Yeah, but we figured you didn't pick up on it and we didn't want to admit that we wanted the code so we could quickly get to that Hydra which we can switch with a Vesuvius... #5724 | |
| So we're just waiting for any women to show up in #WCNews so we can play strip wc trivia... none yet... yet being the operative word... none also being an important word... #5725 | |
| I just wanted to say 'devilrayishly'... #5727 | |
| Screwdriver? Shoehorn? #5728 | |
| Hmmm, it must be great at parties, telling people you made the universe... #5731 | |
| I met a female SO player today... #5732 | |
| Majestic is at Ella? #5733 | |
| I'm just amazed by how prolific these idiots are... #5734 | |
| Chris Roberts sucks, Captain Johnny is god... #5735 | |
| Akwende was the person who invented the jump drive... #5736 | |
| Well, he threatened to kill me, but I think it was the good kind of threaten to kill me... #5737 | |
| Naturally, I forwarded it to Chris... #5738 | |
| Wow, type /who *who* and the last person on a really long list is Had... #5740 | |
| Damnit, I killed Chris... #5743 | |
| Soo... is school stressing you out as much as it is me? #5744 | |
| Wow, me too... except replace that with 6 LST... #5745 | |
| I'd still be asleep if I hadn't been pelted with cheap hamburgers... #5746 | |
| but they have plasma weapons that destroy superbases in one shot... #5747 | |
| Ahh, I'm not stopping to wait for you... #5750 | |
| Hmmm, anyway, I should ask deathlok about P2:DVD... #5752 | |
| Og reid AS! Og yke AS! #5753 | |
| Ella r00lez... #5754 | |
| I think that the mission design in episode 2 rocked ass... #5756 | |
| If we were to somehow 'automatically' kick the morons... #5757 | |
| The Behemoth isn't for ship to ship combat... #5760 | |
| Yeah, the WC community is already around 60 percent 'bl0wng up stuf iz c00l.'... #5763 | |
| I don't have a third period on Friday so I went to my moms office and surfed... #5770 | |
| my toe hurts, my toe hurts, my toe hurts... #5773 | |
| Guys at WCHS? You realize that Chris was the links guy at WCHS... #5775 | |
| Wldmk made up some lies about getting a million hits at some crappy page which turned out to be the WCHS links list stolen from Chris w/out permission... #5776 | |
| Well, its only appropriate... And quit lying about Origin... #5777 | |
| *** Wldmk was kicked by LOAF (Liar, theif, etc.) #5779 | |
| SOmeone tell Wldmk he's an asshole! (of course I'm kidding, if he doesn't already know he's not going to listen now...) #5780 | |
| www.suck.net #5783 | |
| Cause yer some freak. #5784 | |
| Wow, the people at the SMAC forums must be truly stupid. #5785 | |
| I do'nt want to know which one of us Wombow is... #5786 | |
| That was the 'Raptor'... #5788 | |
| Beat you to it, Nut-Boy... erm, but we should all probably contact them. #5789 | |
| It's interesting... sometimes I wonder to myself "Is this guy really some moron, or am I just thinking that because I disagree with him."... then guy X starts doing things like this, and I'm vindicated. #5790 | |
| It's hydralarific... #5791 | |
| Tinder Boxes are real thingses.... #5792 | |
| Hehehe, I think that was a joke... #5794 | |
| Synthetic? How fake... #5795 | |
| And tell her... tell her a storm is coming, that shall awaken even the emporer of the known universe... wait... I mean... tell her that Hadrian died for her sins... and that... hmmm... tell your mother, you were right... Also... please discuss the duality of man as examined in Wing Commander: Heart of the Tiger, by Andrew Keith... #5797 | |
| Dunno, I wounded my foot and jumped out early... Well... its a tragic story much like those long Greek novels by famous people... picture if you will, the wonderous kitchen of LOAFsfamily, circa 17:30 YD... Now, picture the horrible terrifying twing of the microwave releasing a shrill to announce the comming of death, destruction and hot dogs... now, imagine if you will the journey of one lone man carrying set plate of hot dogs, death and destruction accross to room to the hot dog rolls lying in wait with cheese... Now, imagine the horror as set man stutters, dropping the plate onto his big toe, and scattering the hot dogs to the ground, where they are consumed by a Chinese Pug Dog... And then I made some more hot dogs and went upstairs in pain and I'm still in pain but not as much pain... #5798 | |
| I've just been doing *THAT* lately... #5799 | |
| Heya, LOAFie bringsa you kidsa the free pizza, why you have to go and make fun? #5801 | |
| He's only like a year younger than me, though, and he lives in crime infested Britain (Note the lack of 'Great'), so there's a good chance he'll die before I do... #5803 | |
| I was... but then I was dehabilited by a horrible toe accident... #5804 | |
| Erm, yeah, but the dog was just ancilliary... now my toe is all swolen.... #5805 | |
| and, horror of horrors, Exile sent me a picture! He's just a normal guy... the scary thing is that the picture is from the Ohio State Fair. You'd think that in all the states in all the Unions in all the alternate universes that the Ohio State Fair would be some sucky horse-fest... but rather they have digital cameras to take pictures of slough people... #5806 | |
| Wow, with that calm lack of emotions, the Nut-Boy could very well be from the planet Volvo... You know.. with all the other calm emotionless Nut-Boys... Because you forsake your homeworld of Volvo... #5809 | |
| Good, get some rest or something... #5813 | |
| Secret Ops is the one with the 'week' plot. I'd say 'moron, get a spellchecker', but it wouldn't really help in this case, you're just an idiot... #5814 | |
| Also, I have been to the promise land and I have seen the mystical watermelon-cat... #5816 | |
| Damnit, I'm selling you into slavery, I don't care how illegal it is... #5817 | |
| self destruct in privateer. #5818 | |
| You screwed a weirdo... #5819 | |
| * LOAF frink-devil_ray.wav 312394 Bytes #5820 | |
| Yeah... because someday we'll look around this circle... and somebody will be gone... #5822 | |
| When the moon was destroyed htey probably switched to the planet itself for producing weapons 'n stuff... so, it became quickly barren... #5823 | |
| And, in a perfect world, so should Kris Vanhecke... #5824 | |
| BTW!!!!! We should *ALL* thank me for not mentioning 'Inanimate Carbon Rod' in teh article about Nakamoto... #5825 | |
| We all love OSI... #5826 | |
| but we scared the pshchitt out of them... #5827 | |
| Speaking of which, I promised somebody I'd show them The Book, can I get a copy? #5830 | |
| What sort of secret Ops stuff doth thou need...eth? #5831 | |
| What can I say about the outline? Lets make it real... #5834 | |
| mailing a copy to you... second attempt. Heaven help me if there's a CRud1701@aol.com #5838 | |
| Uh, oh, Chris... That freaky Sparrow guy wants to have hot X-Wing vs TIE Fighter sex with you, you 15 yar old gril... #5840 | |
| I'm taller than Johnny... #5841 | |
| Which one is Johnny? Isn't that a woman? #5842 | |
| The entire Confederate fleet is falling back to Proxima Centauri... ...to prepare for the defense of Deneb Sector #5846 | |
| I was wondering if I had any industrial strength adhesive I could use on my face... #5848 | |
| Never you mind, Brandine, you just go back to birthin' that baby #5851 | |
| Stupid risks are what make life worth living #5853 | |
| Yeah, well that dude you met sucks ass... #5854 | |
| I'd tell people about Wing Commander at that party... #5855 | |
| So... sex is less important than Bond to you? #5856 | |
| CIS, bond would work for CIS... #5859 | |
| wrong channel. #5860 | |
| Allen is hot for you, CHris... #5861 | |
| Check out the 'Wing Commander Funs' thread at the CICCZ.. #5862 | |
| If the public school system is so obsessed with equality... how come we never get assigned to read books by the Nazi's who ran concentration camps? #5863 | |
| (Fire Down Below! Possibly the worst movie released in the history of ever!) #5864 | |
| I used to worry that there were millions of WC fans out there who just didn't use the 'net... but now that can't be true... #5865 | |
| I need some knifty genetic code afterwards... somebody get me a random strike of A's, T's, G's and C's... #5870 | |
| I made a pretty picture of the Red Manta from different veiws and I'm gonna do the other alien ships today... now, you can either get me all the alien specs so we can put up a wonderful alien database or I can just stick my head in the mud and breathe until I either die or learn to extract oxygen from mud, whichever comes first. #5872 | |
| Wow, that sucks ass, did you get to pick some cool classes and do you live in a dorm? #5873 | |
| "How do you spell your first name, G-E-O-R-G-E?" #5874 | |
| "If I were a drink, would I be classified as a beverage?" #5875 | |
| onotice that WCN guy is coming on to you... #5876 | |
| * LOAF got poison ivy... #5879 | |
| Yeah, I think its from my cat... Because I was wearing my cat around my neck... #5880 | |
| Are you syyyyced? #5881 | |
| Aren't you some guy I don't like? Oh, I should kick you then... #5882 | |
| He's probably not that stupid... #5884 | |
| What does 'peace out' mean, anyway? Does it mean I can hurt people? I was hoping it was like 'no more peace allowed here' and that when somebody says it you can start a drunken riot... #5885 | |
| Anyway, I had this brilliant idea... we could make all these derogatory remarks about #Wing-Commander as if we had no life, and then Jim could paste them there, because he's so sly! #5886 | |
| 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com #5887 | |
| I've a million grills for a million days... erm... by which I mean that I have a grill... #5888 | |
| Lemme clue you in on a little secret... PEOPLE SUCK #5890 | |
| If we were fighting in some sort of mech based war 2,000 years from today you'd kill Locke just for being Locke, right? #5891 | |
| Items to 0 matching the query "Chris Reid." #5893 | |
| No matches for CHris Reid at ebay... checking Amazon.com #5894 | |
| BASTARD! WE LIVE IN AN ICQ SOCIETY! #5895 | |
| Chris has written several books. #5896 | |
| Home aLOAF, A LOAFWork Orange... those are good ones... #5897 | |
| DON'T FLOOD ME OFF, YOU FREAK #5898 | |
| Just want to see if somebody 'll kick somebody... #5899 | |
| WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!??!? YOU'RE LAME! I should really stop saying that... it ruins conversations... #5901 | |
| Oooh, keep joining, they'll akick 'WC'... #5905 | |
| YES U R!! #5907 | |
| U TLK SLY! #5908 | |
| Wow, I got kissed in #Wing-Commander for no reason!! #5909 | |
| YOU IDIOT, regular people can see my Eskimos... #5910 | |
| Japanese, that sucks. #5911 | |
| One word describes you, my friend, and that word is agrarian #5912 | |
| You breathe carbon dioxide? No matter, I point out to the jury that included among these are the same things they breathe... ON FARMS... #5913 | |
| *I* have to *EMAIL* Chris about the EMAILS. #5914 | |
| Svello #5915 | |
| Been talking to Chris nar Web... #5916 | |
| Wow, I've never had the ability or want to covertly alter an election before, but now... #5917 | |
| And that is the story of how the mouse got his grey... #5918 | |
| I have to go to dinner... when I get home remind me to forward you THE AMAZING CHRIS MAILS... #5919 | |
| Don't he just suck ass... #5920 | |
| What the hell is a king ant? #5923 | |
| Damnit, I'm being dramatic, somebody say something. #5926 | |
| Its like I sold my comb to buy hair... #5927 | |
| My walls are too very precious to punch... #5928 | |
| Now don't FUCKING GIVE IT OUT OR I"LL RIP OUT YOUR MAJOR ORGANS... . #5929 | |
| Roundtangles we call them #5932 | |
| Yeah, and I hate how the cream 'filling' inside a cupcake is neither cream nor filling... #5933 | |
| How exactly does the fact that your brother is a moron negate the fact that Secret Ops and Prophecy are not one and the same? Sheesh... #5936 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna go into any trouble for the guy who's name is synonymous with WC... #5938 | |
| Oh, Chris, I've got a John P. Guentzel for you... #5939 | |
| game pirates suck. I'm glad Origin is preventing piracy by giving away their games for free... #5940 | |
| I have LOAF, but I've never seen T. Liam McDonald nude... nay that I even know who he is... where for art Oldziey? #5941 | |
| Hehehe, WCN is getting a suck ass new look. #5946 | |
| Oh, BTW... I've figured out the perfect crime... Act like you know everything about SO but don't want to say... then tell people that to test whether or not you're God... erm, tell 'em it involves a binary star system... #5947 | |
| The computer always kicks my ass in practice. #5949 | |
| He's not as much a guy as he is a Mon Calamari.. #5951 | |
| 10. You can actually worry more about a movie than about the safety of #5952 | |
| your family. 9. Putting 'Privateer' in your name doesn't make them love you. 8. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Jalkehi. #5953 | |
| 7. There's no K in Hhriss. 6. There is no Maverick but Maverick. And 'Prankster'. And 'Armstrong'. And 'Hotshot'. 5. Dralthi endure. 4. Putting 'pee' in something makes it suck. 3. Payback's a bitch. And she has weird orange hair... 2. Chris-ness is second only to godliness. 1. Johnny Guentzel made the heavens and earth. #5954 | |
| Hmmmm... tuesday off... Some Jewish holiday... Ras Nik'hra or something... #5955 | |
| Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys rocks absolute ass, but we're talking about real talking apes... #5956 | |
| "Oh no! We had to jump out of our aircraft before it blew up... LUCKILY a web of laser targetting automatic machine guns, computer, blimp and camp site survived..." #5957 | |
| Vin just played with his poll watching Showgirls... #5959 | |
| Scientific names. Like Nuttus boyous... #5961 | |
| Awww, but I've kicked his ass literally, why do I need to do it... ircially? #5962 | |
| FREespace eDitor #5963 | |
| f or pertaining to Johnny... caring about the WCU... /me heads for the {system} system. #5964 | |
| Smily. It was Smily. #5965 | |
| Except were he starts swearing about Had 'violating' his daughter... can we bleep that out? #5966 | |
| You know where we can get slave-girls, right Chris? #5968 | |
| Dunno, I'd rather my ego be manifested through the superior quality of my actions rather than commentary on support of superior actions past... #5970 | |
| For I have been to the promise land and I have seen the secrets of the official site... #5972 | |
| No, actually, being the Kwisatche Haderach (sp!) I can predict our conversation and have already rendered huge ass letters for it... #5973 | |
| I'm gonna update my evil secret ficiton page, brb... #5974 | |
| I love people who've never heard of the WC cards... I mean, I wouldn't marry one, but it's nice to see their funky reactions... #5975 | |
| 50 years ago a man named {German Name here} invented something that we all use every day... an amazing practical device more often than not called... the rocket car. It shouldn't take 10 minutes to go anywhere in The Rocket Car... what the farf is wrong with you? It was invented 50 years ago, all things 50 years old are cheap... how do you think I afforded my fleet of B-17G's? #5976 | |
| FUCKING ROBOTS... Baen updated their page but didn't do the next month of book covers:/ #5977 | |
| Do I call you insulting things like 'Hadrian'? #5978 | |
| Newsgroup is either pathetically small today or my news server is fubar... #5979 | |
| I got slapped by a French woman once... when I was a kid... other than that... #5981 | |
| Soo, wanna 'bag' my girlfriend? #5982 | |
| Well, if you want to be moronic, and all signs point to yes, then we should all use the kelvin scale for temperatures...>) #5985 | |
| I'm in 12 and I've had Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Anatomy, AP Biology and AP Chemistry... #5987 | |
| Wow, I'll wear that low cut dress, then... #5988 | |
| uhm... well, check your mail. I forgot to forward you my reply to Boomer... #5989 | |
| Oh, also, according to Boomer freaks like Hades can't play.... #5990 | |
| I think he's from one of those weird Pacific areas... Kelvinlimia or something... #5992 | |
| Soo... Johnny... better be here tonight... #5994 | |
| I suppose... that being the worlds foremost experts on Wing Commander... We're theoretically the best people to train more people to answer such questions... #5995 | |
| and not the Eddie Murphy kind of Gumby... #5996 | |
| <Hadrian> .oO(That Chris Reid sure is hot...) #5999 | |
| Hmmm, Governor CavaLOAF and Admiral Reidak... #6000 | |
| I wasn't aware that there was an old meaning to "BBQ buddies"... #6001 | |
| inCReidable... #6002 | |
| I can't believe I never noticed Casper Van Diem in 'Starship troopers' before... #6003 | |
| In the book they say they can't just blow up planets because the bugs take prisoners and the MI doesn't leave anybody behind... #6004 | |
| * LOAF throws a shrimp at ChrisReid: =:@\|\--< #6005 | |
| Tis Ras Nik'hra or something... #6006 | |
| Delance's Dream Date "Hey, crusty slimebag, I'm really ornithopter, wanna go back to my place?" #6008 | |
| Well, yes, but were you to stick a dead cat on oen fo those clean up prods and run around in the buff chasing people with it, you would have something better than Alien little 3... #6009 | |
| join #XXXNutBoySexPalace #6011 | |
| I don't feel like a team member. #6012 | |
| Lets talk about something more important... am I the only one who thinks the new cartoon KFC commercials are damned freaky? Speaking of which, isn't he like a Confederate officer? Shouldn't we have hung him for war crimes or something a century ago? #6013 | |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, that Lactose freak is some #W-C jerk off... #6015 | |
| Hmmm... those anti evolution people are just morons. #6016 | |
| Yeah, people are idiots... because it disagrees with some book the 0th century of Steven King probably wrote to make a quick buck... #6017 | |
| LOAF ---> Has Blood. Has Blood? ---> Chris Reid! LOAF ----> Chris Reid! Therein, I'm Chris. #6018 | |
| We need another Vietnam to thin out our ranks... #6019 | |
| it's probably this one fat guy and his hollow plastic wife... #6021 | |
| So anyway, Dan, I was thinking, we should start a late night talk show... we can call it Up LOAF with Vinman... or the LOAF Late Show... or the Really LOAF Show... #6022 | |
| 'Reid a Chris' #6024 | |
| Fade out... fade in, a large enclosed area, with the typical bright whites of a utopian society... Two large cats sit in the middle of the room. They're grey and orange, but walk non-erect like house cats... Friskers: You know, Sam, we can't go on like this... Sam: Yes. I shall press the button to destroy the universe. A large red button is pressed, cut to SFX shot of the universe being destroyed. THE END, roll credits... backwards... #6028 | |
| seven dollars, in two dollar bills... #6029 | |
| Hmmm, well... turn Chris into Christina and make him have sex with guys we meet... #6030 | |
| I'm already working on LOAF: The Movie 3... it involves Russia sending cosmonauts to start a colony in the '60s, and then their perfect communist society launching a sneak attack on us thousands of years later... #6032 | |
| Scene: Seattle, Washington. Chris Reid's house, typical festive party. A large banner reads "20,000 and Counting!". #6033 | |
| Chris: Wow, the ducal signet ring... of house Hardwicke... #6034 | |
| C&C2 has giant robots... I've never trusted giant robots... never forgiven them for the death of my son... #6035 | |
| /* Hello... I'm a member of the Trelane Organization... */ #6037 | |
| Ohmygodit'sByydo #6039 | |
| Holy shit, you said 'verve', just like that woman said 'verve' the other day when she was using you know who's funeral to advertise her daughter's movie... #6040 | |
| And now batting .931, TRELANE #6041 | |
| YES! The power to make up baseball related numbers is the only true freedom any american... any one... really has... #6042 | |
| Yeah... so be carefull when you're near me... you may get hit by up to 70 percent additional balls... #6043 | |
| * LOAF hits ace with up to 70 percent additional balls #6045 | |
| Well, aside from the 1.7 batting average, that's the least true thing I've heard today... #6047 | |
| Who would you rather take to dinner? Chris Roberts, Chris Reid, Chris McCubbin or Chris Douglas #6048 | |
| I think my sister has a little plastic Boomer now... I should ask to see it... #6050 | |
| With a cat'o' 9 tails we'd have human slaves doing our will... #6051 | |
| Don't worry about me... I never walk out of a place I didn't walk into... #6054 | |
| "Meet new friends... and BLOW THEM UP!" #6055 | |
| I just got these two tape dispensers... but I don't have anything to tape... I've been chewing on it... #6056 | |
| Yes, lets face it, Chris Reid has completely ruined Wing Commander... in a year, we'll be at EBX and ask where WCVI is, and we'll be told "Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't hear? Some guy LIKED the last game!" and we'll bow our heads and realize that you were completely right. #6057 | |
| My god Chris, did you just give us your opinion? You bastard, you must not be familiar with the concept of 'subjective opinion'... you see, it apparently means that everyone except you gets to say how they feel #6058 | |
| about something... #6059 | |
| Hmm... I've instructed my team of high priced lawyers to concede you that point... but you're not getting the kids... #6061 | |
| I dunno, would you eat that kind of thing? #6062 | |
| * LOAF agrees. "I don't understand people like this..." #6064 | |
| Into the fire... *** Now talking in #Delance #6067 | |
| When the Brazillian mob invades the US, I'll be on the up and up... #6068 | |
| I hope to hell you're right... but I fear you're not... #6069 | |
| I'd damned rather have an ICQ chat with Chaosburnflame than look forward to a game featuring giant robots... nay, rather I'd look forward to Gold, in hopes that it will add some sliver of... newness... #6071 | |
| I voted in the CIC poll once.. #6074 | |
| Well, plop, it's better than Nut-Boy... #6075 | |
| Don't U thnk a WC RTS game wuld b k00l??? #6078 | |
| Don't U thnk a WC QWAKE game wuld b k00l???? #6079 | |
| Don't U thnk a WC ACADEMY wherez u fly ALL the shipz wuld be k00l???? #6080 | |
| Don't U thnk a Privater game which iz ONLINE wuld b k00l????? #6081 | |
| Why dunt they rem8ke WC one with new graphics and actorz??? #6083 | |
| Why is it that every ICQ-bearing morizen thinks that I for some reason will either not notice that the fiction isn't up today or can possibly do something about it? #6084 | |
| Well... a great man once told me... the general public are idiots... #6085 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. #6089 | |
| Hehe, I should ask Boomer if I can visit Origin... #6090 | |
| What's the number for 911 in the UK? #6092 | |
| Even though I've never seen it, Army of Darkness is almost certainly the coolest movie EVER to star the guy from Brisco County Jr. #6094 | |
| I should update the CIC and my Secret Fiction Links Page... #6095 | |
| "Oh, that Ben Lesnick, he canned peaches with the peach canning computer..." #6097 | |
| Hmmm, Lesnick and Reid could be the passwords to episode 6... #6098 | |
| "Ben Lesnick? He skinned seals with the seal skinning computer..." #6099 | |
| Woo hoo, your official member number is 2C #6101 | |
| Well... I believe the bible says "And God made The Mech in his own image, and he saw that it was good" "... and mechs with two legs begat mechs with three legs which begat mechs with four legs which begat mechs with five legs, which doth creepeth over the land" #6102 | |
| No, ape shall not kill ape, mech shall not kill ape, man shall not kill ape... #6103 | |
| I think that the big part about war is that you get to make love right before and after... #6104 | |
| There are several women who can vouch for the fact that I'm not androgynous... #6105 | |
| Wow, I hit op Byydo and Chris does it #6106 | |
| Yeah, I remember back when I was president of the United States, I had an affair... #6109 | |
| Yeah, get me some interns, Nate... and Mike the pepsi guy doesn't count as an intern... #6110 | |
| We need interns to file our SO fiction and to type up CIC updates... #6111 | |
| CIC Staff Win95 Theme... #6113 | |
| I'm with you captain... #6114 | |
| 3.5 hour microbio labs don't suck... #6116 | |
| Yeah I have... I glow in the dark now... #6118 | |
| But that comment itself proves intrisically that you haven't changed... #6120 | |
| Now I don't get to come to your great big dog party:(? #6122 | |
| Technically that episode was just a silly ploy to work in Dorn who was on all the cartoons that day w/out destroyed the integrity of the WC universe... #6123 | |
| "Go Dog, Go" by the venerable Dr. Seuss... Why? #6124 | |
| * LOAF talked to his counselor about THE FUTURE today... #6126 | |
| Bok nar Ragitagha #6127 | |
| Wow, you've figured out that things I say are my opinion? #6130 | |
| Since you've allready overinflated your ego to a point where you view your own impression of me as somehow important, all you need to do is begin to refer to yourself in the plural and 'people' won't like me... #6132 | |
| I... just wanted to say 'affable'... #6133 | |
| All work and no play makes Chris Reid an omnivore? #6134 | |
| So... who put all the WEC references in the SO fiction? #6135 | |
| You dad worked with Ginger Allen? #6136 | |
| They depend on my mood... I should prolly buy that other Crusader now... #6137 | |
| I dunno, 4 solid gold women? #6138 | |
| Hmmm... if Boomer says I can come visit, I could do it in person... #6143 | |
| Don't let the | |
| <cliche'd WCP remark removed!> #6144 | |
| Hey Chris, wake up, we need your charming with and insasiable thirst for life... also, I need to ask you stuff... #6145 | |
| Wow, I just wanted to see if I could do it... #6146 | |
| Kay... okay... lemme see... did you mail Boomer? #6147 | |
| I still say the perfect place to live would be that test mission area in Strike Commander... where there's a canyon and a city and an airfield and a bay and an oil tanker... #6148 | |
| Stupid SOZone... can you believe they wanted us to archive it so you all would be able to figure out SO's faults? #6149 | |
| Can we ban everybody with capital letters as their nick? #6150 | |
| I mean, the whole sour throat thing sucks a lot more ass... the best would be just pretending to be sick, I guess. #6151 | |
| I was supposed to have a meeting and meet this woman at the same time so I cancelled meeting the woman and then the meeting got cancelled so I got home early... #6154 | |
| :o it's on... #6155 | |
| 'Unless the Colonel gets funky...' #6156 | |
| So... if the Nut-Boy doesn't update about Episode 5... use his blood to write an update. #6157 | |
| I make myself look smart by saying 'intrinsic' every once in a while, even though I've no ieda what it means... Like... there's a certain intrinsic value in this conversation... or 'you bastard, you stole my horse which was in Trinsic'... #6159 | |
| Oh god, the GG's are such idiots. Don't they *wonder* about the fact that every single person who posts at the WOO board for the first time just happens to be over 30? #6161 | |
| Uhm... I personally can tell the difference between words... apparently you can't. #6162 | |
| My name backwards resembles FOAL... Wait... FAOL #6163 | |
| So... basically your theory for the Greek language is that every word translates to YOPIO? #6164 | |
| I dunno... last time I was in Greece everybody spoke English and my name was still Loaf... #6165 | |
| Damned Sinclair, he'd do stuff if he had the second chance #6168 | |
| if people are throwing rocks at my house... they better damn well take the time to kill me too, or they came out here for nothing... #6170 | |
| I don't usually say death is senseless, but that was a senseless death... #6172 | |
| I just adore dropping delightfull tidbits about the WC movie into an unsuspecting crowd... it's like blowing up a cluster of ants... #6173 | |
| Hehe, well, I noted some of their practices in my post... #6175 | |
| I have no idea what the New Beetle he's talking about... #6176 | |
| I'm gonna vote for the Avenger, 'cause you know, what the hell. #6177 | |
| I loved the Epee reference today... #6178 | |
| Hehehe... okay... get this... 7am, I meet with my school's web people, nobody did anything they were supposed to and we're supposed to show off the site tonight... so I skipped two periods of school, ran home and designed the whole damned site in a rushed several-hours... #6180 | |
| * LOAF has to be at school directing trafic in | |
| < 2 hours #6181 | |
| IHateAllIsraelis #6183 | |
| Hehehe, and the Bannockburn was in SO5... #6186 | |
| Transports are supposed to fall back. In the cut scene today a Vesuvius 'n 2 Pelicans jumped in to strike the aliens. #6187 | |
| Winning and losing is PARTICULARLY important there. #6188 | |
| Oh, the Vesuvius looks a lot like a cigar... I think we can do a lot with that... #6189 | |
| 7,800 people died, its sad anyway. But it'd be sadder if it was the MSH... #6191 | |
| Wow, I was just typing '/onotice wow, what the hell?'... #6192 | |
| Apparently Vesuvius' may be the norm today... #6194 | |
| Because you have dingos? #6197 | |
| Oh, well, I'd rather have sex than dingos, really... #6198 | |
| Who? Thomas "Promotes self in the third person" Bruckner, Alex "Does it for game" Locke or Mario "The one true God" Brito? #6199 | |
| hehe, well, we still have the McKinley... at least... #6200 | |
| We're like... those people who can control minds... who lived Beneath the Planet of the Apes... #6202 | |
| I've wasted thousan... hund... 3.20's of dollars! #6203 | |
| 2180: The Kilrathi fight their 7th and final civil war, this time between the two largest Kilrathi clans: Kiranka and Ki�ra. During the course of the conflict several million are killed, and several colonies in the Kilrah system are sterilized. The Ki�ra are almost annihilated and forced to swear allegiance to the Kiranka, who come out of this last dynastic war the undisputed rules of the Empire. #6204 | |
| You get a carboard plane and I have to go to a psychiatrist? Phsuckass... #6205 | |
| If you go to #WingNut... you will die... #6207 | |
| Yeah, they're busy translating it into neomillionlanguages... #6208 | |
| Is it pickle matrix or pickle gradient? #6209 | |
| Cresh Crir #6210 | |
| There's always one f00| who spends an hour explaining a half hour episode of some sitcom.. #6211 | |
| Tee hee, I was thinking... if the wormhole segment survived w/ Blair in it... and it fell through the wormhole and left him in Bug space... he'd get the horrible bug virus and die. Yeah... assuming they have some control over the virus... and it's not just a thing that happens when they die. #6212 | |
| But why is EA telling us that it's called Strike team when, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT... #6213 | |
| Large Overt Alien Force... #6215 | |
| So... you blew up the St. Helens? #6218 | |
| Yeah, you kept saying there'd be no Vesuvius and then there was... #6219 | |
| A Supercarrier escorted by a pair of transports is 'uncrealistic'. #6220 | |
| And where did the fighters come from when the Foehammer arrived? The Foehammer doesn't have a bay, they might have come from one of the Pelican's that was hanging around. #6221 | |
| Like how the | |
| <bleep> on the Shrike was supposed to be a radar jamming tube? #6222 | |
| Well... if you say so... I'd put stuff like sex and having the guy at EBX ask if you're the guy from the CIC above downloading WCA at 50 K/S, but if you say so... #6226 | |
| I ate one yesterday just to check... #6230 | |
| * LOAF , in a comical moment, reaches in back of Haess and shuts him off. #6232 | |
| <Vagabond> I'd be willing to bet that this has something to do with the notorious Dr. Guentzel's exo-biology 'experiments'... although the people in McLean probably don't consider them that... at least what's left of them... | |
| <Maniac> They named a system after a fat free cheeseburger? | |
| <Cobra> BACK OFF! I'll skin you with my huge ass knife you... you... SON OF A GUN! #6233 | |
| I should update my Top Secret Fiction Page #6236 | |
| Well... all things being equal, Squid would be equal to ships... you could travel via squid... #6239 | |
| We could call you Deep Throat... except when you died Chris would reveal your secret identify... #6240 | |
| Hell's Kitchen... 66-5, 61, 81-20 61... wow... you got the dates for the obscure Hell's Kitchen thing right. #6241 | |
| * LOAF fires the BEAM at ChrisReid ----------------------- #6242 | |
| Hmmm... if our Gods say we can flame Derek Smart, then flame Derek Smart we shall! #6244 | |
| Yeah, a flash is a nuke... but it's also what Chris calls his autoakick thing... #6246 | |
| Are you sirius? #6247 | |
| They just think 'U work 4 Origin!!!!!!' is a funny insult. #6249 | |
| Ten thousand dollars says they don't guess it when we start giving away uniforms next week... . #6251 | |
| Well... I can't help but compare this to the whole Watergate thing... mainly because my brother bought 'All the Presidents Men' DVD and I've watched it like 5 times and thusly compare everything to the Watergate thing... for example, dinner... #6252 | |
| Works for me... or we could go the the aquarium and tap on the glass so the that's like... all there is in Baltimore... #6253 | |
| I'll see you in hell! By which I mean tommorow... when I'll be busy because I have to write this essay. #6255 | |
| Starring... Chris Reid as... Colonel Chris Reid and Trelane as President of the Interstellar Alliance Trelane #6256 | |
| Wow, I just have a cold and a fever... #6259 | |
| I'll be sick tommorow too prolly.. but it's one of those long term essays, so I have to get it in anyway... #6261 | |
| You're not mindbombing me... #6262 | |
| Am very busy. Work on contest questions. Will be back in several hours. #6263 | |
| the CIC boards... hundreds of posts in a day about the last episode of SO... The GG/WOO boards... 6 new posts discussing a bad joke about frogs. #6264 | |
| That just sucks ass... I came to a realization the other day during Senior Breakfast that I absolutly hate everyone else in my egotistical imbecilic class, and that I would probably kill members of my own family to escape them for a place where I could be around more intelligent people. #6265 | |
| CridReid, work on those questions, I'll be here ALL DAY TOMMOROW #6266 | |
| You people are freaks, WC is the one true god... #6267 | |
| The *MYTHICAL* Chris Reid... #6268 | |
| I'm gonna go make one of those so called 'hot' dogs, then I'll write seven dozen CICUPdates #6269 | |
| Damnit, where's my pretzel? #6271 | |
| Oh, according to Chris "Has a really cool last name" Graf the WCP Gold button will go active next week. #6272 | |
| Next wednesday. I'll be there with bells on #6273 | |
| I'm wondering what will be added... I'm betting stuff will be added... stuff they're keeping secret... veeeryy secret... #6274 | |
| close, a female staff member to improve our ratings... #6276 | |
| Well... I was thinking we could use some of that money Origin is always giving Chris and I to pay for surgery... #6277 | |
| Well... don't take this the wrong way, Chris... but... I think... Chris Graf has a cooler last name than you... Now... you still have the McK/McC people beat by miles... #6278 | |
| Wow, what an utterly offensive comment aimed only at starting a flame #6279 | |
| war. Let me be the first (OF MANY) to explain to you that Chris Reid is JUST LIKE YOU! He has opinions! Imagine that! Because he disagrees with you is he in any way 'moderating' you? Please stop throwing around buzz words moderated! they're censuring us!) in an attempt to provoke a fight. 'moderated' implies that he has control over what is posted at agwc -- he does not. If he did, the above post would never have reached here. As with ANY newsgroup poster, he has the right/duty to respond to anything with his opinions. Much like you just did. Only he was trying to prevent a fight rather than start one... #6280 | |
| Yeah, it runs articles about WC, making it thousands of times better than the piece of crap that passes for a magazine here in the US... #6282 | |
| There are a couple with multiple answers if you know more about WC, but it's not necessary -- either will get you credit. #6284 | |
| That's like asking 'want to write an update?'... #6286 | |
| Te he, why are people such idiots? Why do they feel the need to ask "Which Casey's mom?" and "Do you mean the SO Bannockburn?" #6288 | |
| Hehehe, there's a fake ace who always goes to #Israel... ace kills him with IHateIsraelis as his nick, I believe... #6290 | |
| Hehehe, for a guy who only has one phone line, he certainly has been online a lot since he decided that Chris was out to get him... #6292 | |
| Did the BLack Widows have a panther squad? #6294 | |
| Hmmm... finally got the flatbed scanner installed... Hmmmm... if WC has a fanbase of millions... and we're the leader's of WC's fanbase... we have millions of followers... therein, we could recruit an army of fanatical followers, and use it to take over some loser country... #6296 | |
| Yeah... except I don't like tea much... at all... hate it with a long lasting rage... the sort of rage that you'd slice open your gut and remove meters of small intestine to remov.e.. #6297 | |
| Waaaait... You were talking about some woman!? I thought you meant :/ me #6299 | |
| Joseph Shitsack is, IMHO, the biggest sack of shit you've ever seen... #6300 | |
| My roomate is my brother and basically he just collects Star Trek action figures... #6301 | |
| That looks like one of the regular ops... #6302 | |
| His selection of mind altering drugs is way better #6303 | |
| Well, that's rama-rific... #6304 | |
| There are no attractive DVD women in #Wing-Commander #6306 | |
| and as the prophetette Haessleech did prediteth, it hath occureth... #6307 | |
| Crid's birthday is like February June or something... #6308 | |
| Hmmm... you know you're bored with life when you count all the squares in your calander book to figure out how many days you have until graduation... #6311 | |
| Gee, a .tga. I'll just run it through my targa machine... #6312 | |
| Schindler could be like looking out the window at all the people in the camp, and the only one in color could be a talking pig... then he could shoot it, and the people in the camp could eat it... thus showing that he's not really a bad person... #6314 | |
| I was thinking "Wow, so this is where Privateer 2 didn't come from..." #6315 | |
| Anyway, you get the point, it's his oinly slap. #6316 | |
| So... now we can turn The Book into LOAFScript:o #6320 | |
| Hmmmm... when somebody who isn't on the list comes in, can we go 'The Book of LOAF fails to recognize your authority' or something? #6321 | |
| You name a person, I'll make an amusing comment. It'll be like nude chess... #6323 | |
| Nate, you son of a cat, where the hell were you? The beach? #6324 | |
| I'm sure I've said something good about NutBoy in the Book, just use that. #6326 | |
| and I have a movie based on the life of Alan "Brain" Something to go executive produce... #6329 | |
| Ahd he shall have TCS Dominion over the creatures that creepeth and the fishes that fisheth... #6330 | |
| The TCS Dominion was an Achilles class heavy cruiser, nacht. #6331 | |
| It means he's dying of bone cancer. #6332 | |
| Hmmm... Psychodrian... #6333 | |
| NO! I am NOT breeding with Had... #6334 | |
| And LOAF saw that it was good, and he said, go unto the creatures that creepeth and eateth not the fisheth that liveth in the sea... #6337 | |
| Wow... somebody opped me in #Delance while I was out... #6338 | |
| I've gotten like 3 emails saying it's nice and wondering when the rest of the ships will be added. #6339 | |
| Why does jms call the Shadows 'Shadowmen' in all his posts circa Season 1? #6340 | |
| Well... let me ask you... R U HADRIAN>??????? #6342 | |
| I didn't give it a subject... it must have been spontaneously generated by the nanites... #6345 | |
| we're going to breed some of you people... we really need to make a Cpl_Reid and a Hadrslich... #6346 | |
| I'm thinking LOAF: Covering all bases in the fight between good and evil #6350 | |
| like 'Former Astronaut Ben Lesnick' or 'Former Porn Star Ben Lesnick'... #6352 | |
| Hmmmm... when I was in elementry school I used to measure tape so it was the same length as dinosaurs... I don't do that anymore... #6353 | |
| "Chris 'n LOAF, aways on my mind..." #6355 | |
| Hey. Back when the secure messages were first released, they were part of a shockwave file rather than posted in .html... we got permission to post them en text so people could print them out. Once SO started and Origin switched to havnig all the fiction in .html form, there was no reason (and no legal way. to post the fiction... so... we didn't. #6356 | |
| Ahhh... too... many... updates./.. #6361 | |
| Is it 'dicotomy' or 'dichotomy'? #6362 | |
| Well... I can't keep awake... so I won't... #6365 | |
| You so planned that, right? #6366 | |
| Chris isn't here... #6367 | |
| Yeah, same with me at 3 EB's. 2 CompUSA StockIdiots didn't know that there was a Prophecy Gold... 4 Babbages said next week... #6368 | |
| and when I got home there was money for me... so I'm okay... I'll get Gold on my way back on Friday... #6369 | |
| I got a hair cut before I went... #6371 | |
| Well, no NetPersons have reported having WCPGold yet... #6372 | |
| !LOAF #6373 | |
| 1950s? No, the new one, with people adapting to Dax... #6376 | |
| I won't be back until saturday probably... possibly late late friday... #6377 | |
| Off to an FBLA convention tommorow/friday-day, off to get Gold right after, and then off to be a sighted guide at a hay ride... and then saturday is homecoming... #6378 | |
| Aaanyway, I looked all over the place for Gold today, no luck... Oh, but my bones ache for the days of Armada and Wing3 where I'd still be at the stores... #6379 | |
| Hmmm... my cats for this year came today... they're like movie cats... #6380 | |
| Where *IS* Boomer? #6382 | |
| I stopped by EB... it wasn't listed on their release list anymore... just in their computer... #6383 | |
| Best Buys have Gold? #6386 | |
| go for the gold... #6387 | |
| Good luck... #6388 | |
| Did Chris get Gold too? #6390 | |
| Dare I spill word of its contents? #6391 | |
| Has like battle scenes 'Confed forces secure Ella!' and 'Murphy class destroyers!' #6392 | |
| Oh, another oddity... the box *LOOKS* from a distance to be the same as the WCP box in different colors... but when you put them next to eachother, you realize that the Vampire is at a slightly different angle, and the backround is an explosion in the Gold box... #6393 | |
| You forgot da tre quit! Yo forgot daz TRE QUIT? #6395 | |
| Well, the SO Guide doesn't need a Confed ships section anymore... #6396 | |
| My god based food delivery service! #6397 | |
| Oh, yeah, I should finish the GSAT... which means start again, I guess... #6398 | |
| "U shuld make the insta-poll big!!!!!!!!!!" ? #6399 | |
| Anyway... I was thinking... back in kindergarten they had 'Professional Day' where they brought in people with real jobs to talk to kids... but I'm wondering how much of the class is planning to be either a diver or a fireman now that we're graduating high school... #6400 | |
| Hmmm... I've been thinking... a lot... about where dogs names come from... #6401 | |
| Didn't they make a WCN movie? #6404 | |
| Wow, getting rejected from WCN is like not hit on by Eagle... #6406 | |
| Some kommie #6408 | |
| We should write an update about the GSAT... #6409 | |
| Please follow the ChrisReid Rules. #6411 | |
| My god, Chris... | |
| <> > From that thing you forwarded me... And now, from the teacher in charge of the web team at my school... | |
| <> > They do the same damned ?????? thing... #6415 | |
| I just feel dirty being on a server called 'webbernet'... #6416 | |
| Tee hee, I'm crediting WCN in an update... #6417 | |
| Dunno, it's a cool thing to write. #6420 | |
| We will make an incision 4cm above the Duodecom Tabularum... #6421 | |
| Now, where was Major Edmond stationed when she was wounded? #6422 | |
| No, Thundercats is cult, Transformers and He-man are freaky... #6424 | |
| Did you get the Strakha? #6425 | |
| Indeed it is LOAF, and he has fine pelts to sell... Wilst thou buy one of mine fine pelts? #6428 | |
| I've decided to redo our Wing Commander Movie site... #6429 | |
| Damn this Kilrathi project... #6431 | |
| Delance: there's gonna be a big IRC chat w/ the contest results and some special guests... #6432 | |
| Damnit, somebody help me? #6435 | |
| Uhm... geography... somebody do kitty geography... Erm, stellar cartography. #6436 | |
| I can never remember them... #6437 | |
| Its fun to fight with WCN people... who is Zippin, anyway? #6438 | |
| My life's in your hands, half breed! #6439 | |
| Aside, however, from Chris Reid and NutBoy, I don't know who else would want Gold... #6442 | |
| Maybe he tried to screw them in a very uncomfortable place... #6443 | |
| What happened in #Wing-Commander that made all of these people come here? Was there like a hurricane or something? #6444 | |
| Wow, I have a day off on Friday now... #6445 | |
| My memory isn't what it used to be...You'll never read this part... #6446 | |
| Hehehehe... It's funny how much you miss when it's hidden... hidden away... #6447 | |
| Hmmm? Stupid Nut-Boy... how much is he missing? #6449 | |
| Hmm? Just waiting... FOR YOUR death! HAHAHAHAHA #6450 | |
| Hmmm... yeah... that'd be a good idea... NO! NO! AHH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! #6452 | |
| What's scary? EVerything's normal here... all normal... #6455 | |
| Update? Whew! Thought he was on to me! Ha! Well, I'll see him in hell, I'm taking him with me... yes, there's private little hell reserved for LOaf and the Nut-Boy, and that's the hell we're going to... No three headed hell dogs to stop us, no sir... it'll be good, this is the end.... #6456 | |
| Oh grap, forgot a title... And I'll forget your life! #6457 | |
| Why, just the other day I got a check for harassing Boomer:P #6458 | |
| Stike Team is the working title for the next Wing Commander game... #6459 | |
| Hmmm... you know what we should do, Chris? We should make all these copies of The Book, and leave them in hotel rooms... #6460 | |
| This is nothing like an acid trip... #6461 | |
| We are gathered here to day, to pay our last respects to our honored dead... in the struggle between man and bug, none gave it his all, none proved the existance of the extraordinary man, more than Christopher "ChrisReid" Reid... Chris, you will be missed. *** ChrisReidAway has quit IRC (CReid1701@155.229.132.237) (indy.in.us.dal.net webbernet.mi.us.dal.net) #6463 | |
| Hmmm, is iron magnetic? #6467 | |
| Mine's a robot... a MAGIC robot... #6470 | |
| Do Canadians even have women? #6472 | |
| Pour Canada-ians #6474 | |
| And then what happened, oh brother of mine? #6475 | |
| He's gonna be late for his date... #6476 | |
| Worse than Hitler in a mini skirt... #6477 | |
| He's probably going out with Dana Carvey... #6478 | |
| Hehehehehe, sounds like a rama-rific magnimonious extrapolation of rama-rificy... #6479 | |
| I hope Quebec falls into like a million pieces and they're like all made out of a super rare crystal and we all get some and the canadi-ians pay millions to get them back from us, but I keep my pieces and never sell them just to piss of the Canadia engineers trying to put back to gether Nova Scotia, which means 'New Scotch' in Canadian... #6480 | |
| Random events make the man, Hadrian... and I've had a lot of random events in my life... #6481 | |
| You thought we sent troops over to the middle east to kick ass just becasue we're nice people? #6482 | |
| You thought the whole Gulf War thing was about helping the poor Kuwaitians? #6483 | |
| Riki Tiki Tembo, No Se... whatever... #6484 | |
| Well, yeah, because in the future we'll have a solar powered economy... Also, we'll live in Larry Niven's Ringworld... #6485 | |
| I hate Titanic survivors... #6487 | |
| * LOAF throws Hades a helmet | |
| <LOAF> Lets ride... #6489 | |
| Hehehehe, it's funny, really... That bitch Trelane doesn't know what I'm saying about him... #6490 | |
| NO! YOU BASTARD! NUTBOY! #6491 | |
| Almost... rama-rific... I'll rama-rific him... with my fist... #6492 | |
| Save the world! Just say NO to female Canadians! #6494 | |
| You could invade Poland or something... #6497 | |
| Oh, Chris, got your mail... #6498 | |
| I think... we're gonna be okay... as long as we're still here... and we're gonna write the encyclopedia and the timeline and we'll see the movie and there'll be a new team and by god we'll live... #6500 | |
| We had updated about the fact that Tangy had been replaced with 'Poland' at the ProphecGold screenshots site... and I got these like 2 mails from different Polanders saying that they thought it was because the ships in Prophecy (Tereshkova, Leonov) were named after Polish people... (Of course, they're actually famous Kosmonauts...) #6502 | |
| KEWLNet:o They're the kewlest new net! #6504 | |
| Oh, that Kiasu guy sent me 'improved versions' of three of the ships... #6505 | |
| If there still *IS* a Kwast... #6506 | |
| Oh. Stupid lack of a digital camera. #6515 | |
| Well... that would seem odd... except, I don't have anything good to say about anybody in the book... #6516 | |
| Hmmm, Tre isn't here... I wanted to tell him about the dream I had about him... #6517 | |
| Now, something bad about Hadrian... #6519 | |
| Anything bad about ace? #6520 | |
| No, he says those things anyway... the only way he'd stop saying those would be if he went to work for Ion Storm or something... then he could say 'KICKSASS!' and 'Daikatonarific!' or... whatever... #6522 | |
| Well... we could all pool our money and move in together... then we could buy a CIC ubercomputer... Yeah... it'd be like that other show on MTV... Daria... #6523 | |
| You mean ace-1? #6525 | |
| Cerberus, yeah, I got a million mails already...:P #6530 | |
| * LOAF gets to talk about Akbar tommorow... #6532 | |
| Soylent Green is people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #6533 | |
| Gonna go look at my notes, bbs #6535 | |
| I'm LOAF... #6536 | |
| Freaky... hard ass, people... #6537 | |
| Also, he can help us find the lost city of gold... and the Canberra... #6538 | |
| Bruce Campbell is Privateer-rific... #6540 | |
| Not even YOU the magnificient nutboy can do it? #6541 | |
| Chris Reid's Smile Time Variety Hour? 6:30? #6542 | |
| My legs hurt... I should have them removed... #6543 | |
| Me? LOAF? Don't be NutBoyish... I'm LOAF@school... #6545 | |
| Hmmm... I guess yer not going to the game? #6547 | |
| Hmmm, I wasn't expecting that... The existance of Crid, that is... #6548 | |
| Awww, crab crab crab, this stuff is actually *AT* the Origin page... #6549 | |
| Hmmm, there's a picture of Chris McKibbin... #6550 | |
| 6 jobs for Priv 3... damn... I wonder if that means that Priv 3 is going to be like UO... Hmmm... maybe... Had, help me out here, what's Massively Multiplayer mean? #6551 | |
| Well, thats one problem and secondly it'll be so hard to... catalog... and I hate alternate universes. I'm hoping for a Quakelike game... where you connect to a server and you play with people. Or like a mini-UO... where somebody hosts their own universe... rather than one set Origin universe... (erm, a dozen set Origin universes. #6552 | |
| Erm, impossible... and there would be idiots... UO is full of idiots, WC would have even more... #6553 | |
| I killed a man for stealing my cloned sheep... #6558 | |
| Chris, I love you like a brother but STOP CHANGING THE THREAD NAMES IN AGWC OR I'LL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT... and I'd say the same thing to my brother... . #6560 | |
| As a citizen of this country, which I believe in and which I have seen Chris Reid tear apart, I must reinforce notions of positive self esteem. #6561 | |
| Let me leave you with one last thought: Chris Reid once used his notoriety, name recognition, and national fund-raising base to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies [and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."]. #6562 | |
| He didn't tell them about our plot to convert human blood into gold so we could make gold plated golden WCP Gold boxes. Also, I like the word gold. #6564 | |
| Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, "In spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many intelligent people continue to deny that Chris Reid functions not as a social critic, but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues?" Well, so do I. #6566 | |
| There are many lackluster ingrates who want to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. One -- Evan Adnams --- is so careless, he deserves special mention. #6568 | |
| We prolly shouldn't have told him... #6570 | |
| Uhm... so there! Probably... I love this thing. #6572 | |
| WOW! If you change the lil number at the top of the complaint generator, you can have hundreds of paragraphs... #6573 | |
| Who wants a 10,000 paragraph complaint on Chris? still loading... 2 megs of complaints about Chris. My god, if I had to write my thesis on Chris Reid, I'd have just done it... this is longer than many books... #6574 | |
| With all due respect, all he does is complain, complain, complain. Do you really want Reid to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie? I think not. #6575 | |
| God Will Hunting, the classic AGWC tale of a young janitor at York... who gets fired for being incompetant... #6577 | |
| What, then, does "roentgenographic" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say. What Reid is doing is militarism in its most spineless form, but I guess nobody ever explained that to Reid's vassals. #6580 | |
| I'm from the CIC... I'm rama-rific... #6583 | |
| I AM SO OVER YOU! #6584 | |
| Stupid Voyager, who gives a bleep about a 29th century borg? I want a 19th century Victorian era Borg... #6587 | |
| the oldest person on the team is F. "Oldy" Ictionalcharacter, who's 119... #6589 | |
| There's always hope. and I honestly believe that. Now, I'm gonna go get dressed, eat a bagel, and then leave... be back at... 1:00+ #6591 | |
| Is it *MY* fault that you can't see the inherent value in the salvage of monkey organs... #6593 | |
| So, what, am I like the only person here? #6594 | |
| So what's the difference between 30 seconds and 30 minutes? #6600 | |
| You should have it scan each line of text until it finds a word of text that matches something in the book, and then quote that quote... It'd find NutBoy and quote somethinbg about the NutBoy... Of course you'd have to ignore some words, like 'the' and 'red'... Hmmm... I could write it in C++... except that would defeat the prupose... #6601 | |
| I'm not insulting you. #6603 | |
| I'm ace. #6605 | |
| Chris isn't here man, you'd better tell me and send them. #6606 | |
| So what else have you found you wacky NutBoy, you... #6608 | |
| Hehe, Chris, looks like a lot of good response to your post about Derek Smart... #6609 | |
| I... should update the CIC... #6615 | |
| Damnit, a WCN jerk-off... take him out. #6616 | |
| Yeah, I'm going to Austin next week... #6617 | |
| Somebody converted Victory and Intrepid... #6618 | |
| Wow, my sinuses are fine... I just keep throwing up... #6620 | |
| * LOAF gives Hades a y chromosome #6622 | |
| Well, why don't you mail questgate and see if they can't shut down WCN for either a) taking our stuff or b) posting copywrited material. #6623 | |
| Mail from Boomer, just got back from my shrink... #6624 | |
| Oh... guys... I sort of... invited somebody to join the staff... and they're interested... Dan... #6625 | |
| Piece Of Ass #6629 | |
| Like the ethnic comedy of Barrie Almond? #6630 | |
| Yeah, Eds getting freaky... I was thinking we could kill him off dramatically. #6631 | |
| Too bad he doesn't think I'm funny, I could do something with the man after his heart bit... #6632 | |
| Speaking of which, I got a haircut so I don't look like a hippie when I go to Origin... A sort of a Chris Reid look... #6633 | |
| I threw up a lot... my throat hurts... I have a weird rash on my leg... I'm blind in my left eye... #6635 | |
| One time I drunk the biggest kind of gulp from the 7-11... it was after 11 though... so it prolly didn't count... #6636 | |
| I've never drank any Whiskey... #6637 | |
| Tylenol with Codine usually dulls the pain pretty well... #6639 | |
| I just love the NutBoy... #6640 | |
| Having Mister Peanut be the NutBoy was the entire reason for making it. #6641 | |
| So, ah, Chris... what the dececrated human remains are you doing here so early? #6642 | |
| Wow, you played right into that one... #6643 | |
| LOAFThought: too bad you're the only one who gets it... #6644 | |
| I often find myself having to beat people with a staff, but only bad people... #6645 | |
| You try keeping a topic together when everybody around you is dying... *sob* you try keeping your senses when the man next to you isn't a man anymore... #6646 | |
| Hehe, McQueen is like Halcyon squared... he even looks just like SWC Halcyon... #6647 | |
| Ha! We're making a video now... an amazing video... #6648 | |
| Because I'm going to call deathlok. He gave me his number. #6649 | |
| "Commander Hardwicke is being reassigned" #6653 | |
| "Why don't you eliminate the entire Home Sector while you are at it." #6654 | |
| "We are here to place President Howard under arrest." #6656 | |
| Haess is a 1890's prospector lost in time, duh... he has a gold tooth, carries a big pick and spits a lot... #6659 | |
| ace, what we're doing is getting ready to begin production of a massively multiplayer Wing Commander experience... #6660 | |
| Wow! You finally get to produce high quality porn... #6663 | |
| Hey Del X= pir^2 because when Delance isn't equal to the area of a circle, then Delance is coming... #6665 | |
| Anyway, Senior year is a bitch, with college stuff... I'm *HOPING* I'll be accepted somewhere and will be able to just give up everything at school soon becasue it won't matter. #6666 | |
| Sadies sounds like a particularly nasty sexually transmitted disease... #6668 | |
| Good, Chris, you're back... you were lagged by about 3023 years... #6669 | |
| No, Johnson's hover-ships are engaged at 30`35`39... so we don't have them to back us up. #6671 | |
| Hehe, the multiplayer portion should be *very* easy for somebody with a little experience in that area -- since it's turn based <G> #6672 | |
| And my | |
| <bleep> just | |
| <bleep> ed a | |
| <bleep> ing | |
| <bleep> . #6673 | |
| Hehehe, that's probably bad porn... like... illegal porn... but I think there's normal porn too... that's not illegal... #6674 | |
| Speaking of lesbians, I'm back... #6675 | |
| Delance has a size thing. #6676 | |
| "The Behemoth might well have been the largest spacecraft ever constructed, certainly the largest ship ever to sail under Confederation colors." p. 276 Now... last time I checked the Kilrathi dreadnought did *NOT* sail under Confederation colors... #6677 | |
| But did it *deserve* to be a hit? I think not... (G) #6678 | |
| So... what do I say to Andy Hollis? #6680 | |
| People in the US don't polish their shoes, Hades... #6681 | |
| Well, Hades is... and I'll help eventually. #6682 | |
| Johnny said I was gonna meet him... #6683 | |
| I know, they're cool, we talked earlier. #6685 | |
| No... but at this one house, I scored more than just candy, if you know what I mean... I got a little bag with a pencil in it... #6687 | |
| Neil mailed me again, says he checks the site every day. Pretty dashed cool... #6688 | |
| Hmmm, you have any idea what your schedule is like:? On tuesday? I figured maybe I'd call you after my date... My hotel room is free, so I can prolly call whoever I want. I dunno... the evening, like 8 or 9 yourtime. Kay, lemme get your number... I'm leaving in about 6 hours... Hmmm... if I can get one free hotel room... maybe I can get lots of cheap ones for the convention. Hmmm, yeah, but I dunno if I'll be able to call you. but give it to me anyway. Maybe I'll be able to call from Origin. #6690 | |
| Boomer-directions printed out... #6692 | |
| Hehehe, my crotch still hurts from an unfortunat accident involving a double gulp yesterday... No, but, I'm serious, maybe we can get a discount on hotel prices for the convention. #6694 | |
| Anyway, I wish some of you guys were coming with me... #6695 | |
| Your opinion about Delance's Wing Commander Homepage: It's a Wing Commander Homepage #6698 | |
| Wow, that must have messed up if not broken your cars windows... #6700 | |
| (Dogs don't know it's not power!) #6702 | |
| I usually avoid things that try to bone me... #6704 | |
| She's ace's girlfriend... #6708 | |
| I suppose... the world will be a very different place when I get back... #6711 | |
| I'm off, heading to Austin... #6712 | |
| I'm writing this letter because I'm angry. Angry at... stupid Complaint Generator. It's f'ing everywhere. Anyway, Nate (sitting next to me) has asked me to post something about his thing. I have never seen his thing, and never hope to. THank you. Goodnight. #6714 | |
| I'm fucking blind, not dyslexic. #6715 | |
| Well, lets get him back and I'll tell you all my incredible story... *somebody* alternatly didn't pick up his phone/was using his phone whenever I tried to call. #6717 | |
| I called around... 6 your time... and then a few times after that... once I got a busy signal... the rest nobody picked up. #6719 | |
| So... I got to the Origin buildings around... 8:40... which was about 20 minutes early, my meeting with Hollis was at 9... the building isn't really in Austin, but it's in the hills and the location is beautiful. #6721 | |
| Anyway, remember that picture of the SO team in front of like monitors and things>? That's the front desk area. There are like four monitors playing scenes from Priv2, WCIV, Ultima and Longbow... and there's like a little Origin store, and a place to sit with phones... #6722 | |
| so I announceed myself, and asked for Mike McCoy... and they called around and couldn't find him... so they sent me off to have some coffee while I waited for Boomer to get to work... Erm, but I didn't have any coffee since I didn't know how to get it out of the machine. #6723 | |
| Erm, but he introduced me to Andy Hollis... who talked and talked and talked. Wants me to make sure people know that he's not going to let his sim backround interfere with WC... we talked about Janes stuff and such and he basically explained his job. #6726 | |
| So, I mention the movie... and for some reason he's under the impression that people aren't happy with DA getting the license. But I explained that we were all looking forward to it... I asked him to comment on the rumors about what's next for Maverick... Something along the lines of "the basic name people are making up is right, but not how it's executed..."... #6727 | |
| So, after about half an hour of talking to Hollis... who's also from Maryland, so we talked about local stuff... Boomer started my tour... we walked around level 5, looking at all the Ultima artifacts that were all over the place. THe original UO painting, various box arts... the UO and Janes areas seemed really organized compared to what I'd see later. #6729 | |
| He had Melek-WC4's head in his office... But he showed me some WCPDVD and made me promise not to tell anybody. It's apparently being held up in some deal with Creative... nobody has any ieda when it'll be available... #6732 | |
| Oh, to *everybody* Boomer introduces me as 'the guy who runs the biggest WC fansite...' or something, so I have like ten million conversations mentioning you two... for some reason I never brought up the Nut-Boy, but don't tell him that. #6733 | |
| So... okay... we go on down to... the PR and product testing area... let me mention that *NOBODY*, aside from the Ultima people in a meeting, seems to be doing any work. #6734 | |
| QA is completely empty... Boomer takes me to meet David Swofford... but on the way we run into Teresea Potts... who seems unusually friendly and invites us to come sit down in her office... and we have the usual conversation about where I'm from and what she does <G> Erm, anyway, Teresea Potts... she's like the other David Swofford... PR person... #6735 | |
| Oh, Hollis commented on the people leaving. NObody else would talk about it, but he said that they were stolen by another company and that while it would be tough at first that this would improve the product. #6736 | |
| Anyway, everybody on this level seems to have pretty cool offices. They have like all the Origin official guides on their shelfs. #6737 | |
| David Swofford comes in and I meet him... and then Teresea asks who my contact with Digital Anvil is. So, I kinda reluctantly admit that we don't really have a contact with DA, and that all we know is Dan from Dan's WC movie site. So, Swofford gets all excited and says he's going to go mail DA and introduce us to them... #6738 | |
| So... we're all talking when suddenly Stretch Williams bursts in looking for Boomer. "Chris just called from DA and he needs to know who the guy we said discovered jump drives is" Hehehe, so they all kind of look at me and Boomer asks and I go "Shari Akawende!" #6739 | |
| And they need to know how to spell it, so I grab for Teresa's Prophecy guide... and then it didn't have the first name so I tell David Swofford to go grab a Prophecy map... (decoration of choice at Origin -- the Prophecy map, every level, every room, everywhere. So he comes back after like a second and Boomer starts looking through the stars. I point out Shari's name at the top and everybody goes 'oooh'... #6740 | |
| Well, we will, and I'll get to that eventually, Had. #6741 | |
| Hehehe, yeah... well, then I got to the Maverick level... where I learned terrifying secrets, met erally cool people and wished I had the same interior decorator... okay, Maverick gets an entire level... probably becasue they make all the money. The first thing I see is this wall of blueprints... #6743 | |
| Boomer tells me they're going to THROW IT ALL AWAY... so I make him promise to save it when they do... next wall is the story outline for Prophecy... the *original* story outline... Prophecy is called 'Armageddon', though... and there's all this weird stuff. Shots of what the multiplayer screens were to look like, that sort of thing... Storyboards of a *friendly* Rachel... #6745 | |
| the initial sketches for *LOTS* of ships, about 50 percent of which easily identifiable as Kilrathi... the art is much better than the Prophecy sketches, some of it is actually painted... #6749 | |
| I should mentino some other stuff too event hough it comes later. On the desks of most of the Maverick people I run into are glossy booklet things marked #6751 | |
| So Boomer takes me around... the Maverick meeting room is made up of parts from WCIV and Crusader sets... #6753 | |
| I suppose I should now talk about the people. The first person I meet, is, naturally, Johnny... "I know who this is!" he goes when he sees me and Boomer.. #6754 | |
| Johnny is, like me, in real life apparently quite shy, however, and we don't say that much at this time. He's much younger than he looks in the photos at his site... So, anyway, I naturally, have to see his office. Which is... quite simply put, the coolest office ever. #6755 | |
| He's got like action figures and little toy ships all over the place. His computer setup looks *just* like mine, with a pile of original manuals (Voices of War and Claw Marks are on top) and a shelf with the novels and hintbooks and such... He has a Wolfpack helmet and Hobbes' WCIII helmet. #6756 | |
| 'Whats that?!' I go, pointing to an ad for WCIVPSX set up as like a car advertisement for the Dragon. It is explained that it was an ad for WCIVPSX (duh! that he wasn't sure actually got published... So, he goes, do you want one? #6758 | |
| Johnny dissapeares into some sort of closet and returns with a stack of them. "Here, take a whole stack!" he goes... and so I do... and now I have them for you guys too. Origin seems to have original versions of all their ads (especially those Voodoo ads with the Vampire) on the wall... So, we leave Johnny, telling him to come to lunch later... #6759 | |
| the next office we go into is Pete Shelus', he and Sean Murphy are there... They both look pretty similar... Murphy introduces himself but Pete doesn't so I have no idea who he is until later. #6760 | |
| We sorta just talk about college and stuff... Oh, an aside... I visited the University of Texas the day before... INCREDIBLE. The entire town of Austin is just beautiful... I've lived all over the place and I've never seen a place as clean and pretty and generally... good... as Austin. Expect me to return next fall. #6761 | |
| Anyway, Boomer's office is cool... he gives me like a pile of business cards... he has one of those stand up Blairs and a table made from the nose cone of a MiP... Accross the hall, I meet Chris Graf! Chris Graf is the only person I find doing any actual work. His office epitomizes Origin decorating philosophy... have lots of cardboard stand up people. #6764 | |
| I leave my Dragons and some stuff Teresea gave me in Boomer's office and we go up to see Foshsko... #6766 | |
| Sorry, I'm here now. Yeah, I heard.... no problem... #6768 | |
| yeah! I loved Austin! #6769 | |
| Yeah... it was great... he's a great guy... #6770 | |
| I'm dramatically telling the story to Chris and Had in the other room, so if I mention it here it'll spoil it. #6771 | |
| Anyway, I went to Adam's office for a little talk. #6772 | |
| Grey... I think. The boot attachment things say Sypder on them... #6774 | |
| Not really the basement... its like... the bottom level... #6775 | |
| Wow, that completely rules. #6776 | |
| the office? Compared to places I've been before the offices at Origin seem very large... #6778 | |
| Oooh, I left out the part earlier where Boomer gave me a cup to go get coffee and I ended up spilling coffee all over Origin's ready room. #6781 | |
| Erm, but Foshko came back with a flight suit and boot things... He didn't know who's flight suit it was, but I found a little 'spyder' written in each part later... anyway, I just kinda stood in awe. and thanked him a WHOLE LOT. #6782 | |
| Boomer and I took it downstairs while Foshko got people for lunch... arriving back in Boomer's office I find that 25 pounds of rolled maps have been saved from destruction... they're going to be shipped to my house. I got some signed by Johnny for us... #6783 | |
| Boomer told me about how he got his name and about his vision for the original SO trailer 2. #6785 | |
| He's been playing online games for years... played Air Warrior... worked on making Warbirds (or vice versa. and apparently it comes from him liking the P-51 and it 'zooming and booming'. #6786 | |
| we just talked about... stuff. Boomer seemed to imply that the WCOnline would be UO-esque... I dunno what it was called. Some mexican restaurant. #6788 | |
| Boomer shot lots of photos fo me and people for the company newsletter... we talked about Fantasy Island, giving the Black Lance uniforms to hate crimes groups. The 50,000 dollar shuttle from WCIV, which Origin wasn't allowed to keep. Johnny couldn't figure out how to pronounce 'hhriss', and neither could anybody else... Yeah, the shuttle cost 50,000 and it was only rented. they complained about the WCP script being cut by 200 pages in a week. #6789 | |
| Oh, I don't remember where this fits in, but Boomer took me to this... game room... there were all these consoles that were free... like on a cruise liner... and it was where all the WCP props were stored... #6791 | |
| There were large segments of bar, boxes of helmets... weird painty helmets... Thrakhath's head was down there... Thrak's head was stuck in a box, though... Boomer and I tried to pull it out, but we couldn't. #6792 | |
| Erm, anyway, they mentioned CHris and Had over lunch... wanted to know how old Chris was... naturally, I told them... 118... Anyway... I guess... that's pretty much it... I think that was when we started talking about the shuttle. I was like "I dunno, but according to his page he's 118..." #6793 | |
| Oh, they said that if I go to UT I can work for Origin when I graduate... Oh, interesting note... #6794 | |
| No, when I graduate... from the comp sci school... erm, back, anyway... I'd be a programmer. Oh, 'Strike Team' is also being worked on... there were strike team stickers ont he wall, and boomer had to check before I could take a picture of one... #6795 | |
| hehehe... lets see... oh, the big winners in my book are Andy Hollis, Boomer and Teresea Potts... they all gave me their cards. I have pictures of a few people. TOok pictures at lunch... took pictures of Boomer and Johnny and Pete... Took pictures of walls... hoping to get pictures that Boomer took of me for the company newsletter... #6796 | |
| Hey. There wasn't a minute I wasn't wishing you were there with me... aside from the coffee, I wished you were there instead of me... #6800 | |
| WCO will be announced by then... we can get some real info. #6802 | |
| Why go to the local university? #6804 | |
| You don't like to travel:o #6806 | |
| Hollis was very interested in setting up a community, with squadrons. #6808 | |
| Erm... just... having the addons externally (like Priv1)... #6811 | |
| Wow, Nikolas with a k sounds very kommie... #6812 | |
| Shouldn't you be at school? #6813 | |
| Your mom doesn't know me:o #6815 | |
| Have you all heard about the fiction yet? There were a number of problems... a) the cd based interface wasn't completed in time, b) they had problems translating it into all the weird languages, and c) the Germans demanded that it not be on their version... #6817 | |
| But everybody at Origin was uberpissedoff about it all, and they're keeping SO.com up... #6818 | |
| Wow, is it just me... or is deathlok asking everybody at the ng to call him? #6819 | |
| I keep a Drakhai Vaktoth in my wallet... that, and protection... an Elite Thunderbolt... #6822 | |
| Flint has always looked like a horse, nacht #6823 | |
| I'm telling Hades my story... #6824 | |
| The problem with the CCG is that that grey color doesn't scan well. #6825 | |
| I got your thing in the mail today... Now I know all about... your school... #6826 | |
| Woo hoo! I've created a paper girlfriend... #6827 | |
| I cut her out of a catalogue... I call her Jen... #6828 | |
| He *likes* that one, Haess! Hit him with your pick! Hit him good! #6829 | |
| The gun isn't that much... and I already have the flight suit... and deathlok says he'll send a helmet. #6831 | |
| haess: I didn't pay for the flight suit. The current bid for the gun is 90.... #6832 | |
| Rares are *WAY* too expensive there, I can get them for 1 or 2. #6836 | |
| Hehehe, the cards were great when they came out... it was like you got that novel high every day... #6837 | |
| Yeah, my brother collected Star Trek stuff... so I heard a lot about that sort of thing... #6839 | |
| I do a lot of sci fi stuff, but WC is on top... #6840 | |
| Or vica versa, I can send you money, you can order them and you can send me the boxes... #6841 | |
| I wish you could have been there... #6842 | |
| We should both go to austin... I can prolly get another cheap hotel room... #6843 | |
| That'd rock... we'd be able to update the CIC immediatly, since my computer would be in Austin... #6845 | |
| FIBER-3 #6846 | |
| The fat guy standing next to Johnny? That's me... Or the old guy who looks kind of confused? That's Boomer... #6849 | |
| He took some nice pictures... me and Hollis sharing coffee, me and that pretty PR woman... me and Foshko immitating that WCIV add with Blair and Tolwyn... #6850 | |
| Well, I was happy to build the cable modem... #6851 | |
| Ticket, yeah, we're going to the opera... #6853 | |
| It'd be better if I was confusing you about Boomer... then I could go "There's the real McCoy!"... that'd be a magic tender family moment... #6854 | |
| Please make Haesslich just go and try SO on his f#(*ing card so he'll shut up? #6855 | |
| Damnit, I can't find a picture. #6856 | |
| just cancel whatever you're doing, you're sick. #6857 | |
| Pictures are like... how could I describe them? Accurate 2 dimensional reproductions of objects... #6858 | |
| You know... I'd trade it all for just one more night with her... by 'night' I mean 'day' and by 'her' I mean 'at Origin'... also, by 'it all' I mean 'a two dollar bill'... #6859 | |
| No, I'm listening to music. But I'll be done soon... #6863 | |
| You already know it's good, or you wouldn't have sent it to me. #6864 | |
| You know what would make your mpeg player work? A new DVD drive... #6865 | |
| There are porn mpegs? #6866 | |
| Hehehe, about 15 minutes... Origin is out in the hills... #6867 | |
| Then you may have a cookie... #6868 | |
| You should steal a new computer... possibly off a truck... #6870 | |
| He couldn't see the cookie thing. He's talking about ace... #6871 | |
| I want to buy like 10 monitors and link them together to make a big picture... that's... the real change w/ win98. That and the mpeg thing... #6872 | |
| after labor day!? on a labor cookie?! #6874 | |
| Wow, Haess... it's like you survived an amphibious assault against RealPlayer G1 and lost your arm or something and you're all bitter about it now. #6875 | |
| But there are no Canadian only wars? #6876 | |
| maybe I'm out of line here... but *WHAT* wars? #6877 | |
| The Commonwealth sounds like something dark... disturbing... like 'I've just spoken to the prime minister, he says that The Commonwealth is ready to take action. God have mercy on our souls'... #6878 | |
| Do we want west Canada? #6879 | |
| <HadrianSleep> everything thats good is west of Frenchieville #6880 | |
| We don't want that Rico place... #6881 | |
| We could *probably* farm seals or something... #6882 | |
| Except, who wants to go to Alaska? #6883 | |
| Hehe, I can't believe your major cultural problem is that some people speak French... I used to live in France... everybody spoke English too. #6884 | |
| You know what that was? That logo was made for one reason and one reason only. Akkbar wanted to be listed in every catagory on the WCHS credits, so he made that 'art'... That's why there's only one credit per person at the CIC. #6886 | |
| For those who don't want to either buy or download SO, I heartily reccomend magic... by mixing just the right amount of herbs and a dead pig, you're sure to make a copy of SO appear... #6888 | |
| Tbolts, 6 defense, rock ultimatte ass... #6889 | |
| Sorhak rocks ultimatte ass too. #6890 | |
| Oh god... I can still feel the day there was a CCG show at the mall and there was a guy selling singles... I all but-one finished my collection... #6891 | |
| Yeah, Origin's offices were cool... lots of stuff on the walls. #6895 | |
| but there's other stuff to... Confederation Intelligence Services, Confederation Exploratory Services, stuff like that... #6896 | |
| Well, his new WCP uniform fits very well:P #6897 | |
| It's an ad for WCIVPSX that's made like a car advertisement for the Dragon. #6899 | |
| After sending them to the CIC staff I'll have 6 extras though... maybe we'll have a dragon contest. #6900 | |
| and Foshko gave me a uniform and some patches... and a PR woman gave me a Alpha Centauri poster... #6901 | |
| * LOAF_Eats has to finish reading Tender is the Night *right now* . #6902 | |
| Tolwyn was black? What have *YOU* been smoking? #6903 | |
| Had... I hate to break this to you... but every single person does a good shatner. #6904 | |
| wh00p a$$ #6905 | |
| Hmmm... no, seriously, lets all go together... I'll have a dorm... and I can prolly get you all cheap hotel rooms... We can do things like visit Oldziey and DA and Daylight too... and drink and party and stuff. Hey, Chris, you wanna... #6906 | |
| Oh, nobody would be able to buy alcholol... but does that matter? Yeah.... it'd be so great. Hehehe... we can get cheap hotel rooms. Well, you all can. Hopefully I'll... you know. Maybe... I dunno what kind of room I'll get. I applied for a single dorm... in which case... yeah. But if I get a roommate... #6907 | |
| Well, Had, you'll be out of high school, non? #6909 | |
| My mom refused to sign this thing my school sent home promising that I wouldn't drink/smoke/do drugs... #6910 | |
| So... why is ace-1.com going down? #6912 | |
| He was probably smoking when his mom beat him with a skateboard so he had friends and got drunk a lot at a construction site... #6913 | |
| Well, they absolutely love me... and they like Chris and Had. #6914 | |
| I think we've got WCN... IceMan (fool! fool!) put the SO episodes in their files section... #6916 | |
| God no... I'm not going back to that craphole ever. #6919 | |
| I hereby swear to Sivar that I will never, ever, ever, download anything from a WildWebWoman... #6921 | |
| There's gonna be a CIC trip next summer, you want to come? #6923 | |
| Ubitch! #6924 | |
| Oh, Byyd, you'd be so proud of me, I finally saw Army of Darkness... #6927 | |
| Hmmm, anybody here read 'Tender is the Night'? #6928 | |
| Oh god, SW/WC... #6929 | |
| I'd suggest redoing the cards... keep the images, but redo the cards. #6931 | |
| You stopped hating him? #6932 | |
| Hehehe, does this guy who keeps threatening to sue represent people who claim b5 is copied off of a multitide of other things? #6933 | |
| Speaking of which, get your postcard from Hades? #6935 | |
| I have a lot to update about... #6937 | |
| Erm, I have so much other stuff to work on, though. #6940 | |
| sexmesters... #6941 | |
| Uhm... you will NEVER be unwelcome here. If I knew how to do bold letters I'd bold the never... #6944 | |
| It was like a big episode. A good episode... #6945 | |
| I'm... not up on my lingerie... #6947 | |
| Uhm... I... have a lot of... female friends... but we never... talk about their lingerie... #6949 | |
| I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Haesslich freaks me like a hot dog... #6950 | |
| Yay. Better than that miner one... god I wish I'd never said that. #6951 | |
| * LOAF has finished a surprising amount of his work, and can now write a few updates... #6953 | |
| INSANE?!?!?!?!?! I'LL GIVE YOU INSANE YOU PATHETIC MONKEY MAN!!!!!!! #6955 | |
| Sorry, it was very, very early when I updated... I didn't even want to update. But I knew that if I didn't, I'd have a dozen translated articles when I got home this afternoon... #6959 | |
| *I* don't see a pic... do *YOU* see a pic? #6960 | |
| Yeah. But note that Boomer did remember that he took the picture. #6961 | |
| Give me some sugar, Trelane... #6962 | |
| Wow, send that to me? #6963 | |
| Aaand... I went to the doctors... and now everything is blurry... #6965 | |
| So, hey, sure is cool to have all that movie plot info. #6966 | |
| Uhm... that's... trishy... #6967 | |
| WAHHOO! #6969 | |
| Guys? Give me some sugar... #6970 | |
| I've got the news they don't want you to know... #6971 | |
| Yeah... okay, I got a response from Boomer... My mail to him was... risque. I said something like "Dash, I guess that means there's still a project called Strike Team:/" #6972 | |
| When is SiN supposed to come out? #6976 | |
| Unfortunatly I can't:0 #6979 | |
| Hehehehe, I didn't play anything secret. #6980 | |
| Did you correct the Haeslichuation? #6981 | |
| I REFUSE TO CONTINUE TO CONFORM TO A SOCIETY OF SO CALLED NON CONFORMISTS #6982 | |
| He freaks me like a Haesslich... #6983 | |
| Oh, you Canadians can help me... #6984 | |
| Well... there's an old Bandit saying... 'I absolutely don't care about post counts'... in an odd sort of way, it applies here. #6985 | |
| Bellisimo... #6987 | |
| Wow, why's there a space between LOAF and the comma? #6988 | |
| I think it was at that trial, Haess... remember when that evil scientist tried to prove that you weren't really human and were as thus simply CIC property? and then since there had to be somebody arguing against you, and for some reason it couldn't be anyone else, I had to try to prove that you weren't really human... I think Chris proved that you were though, and everybody ended up okay... #6990 | |
| Hehe, oh, I have stories to tell... but the only real way you learn is through experience. Out there... (translation: Origin didn't hide their stuff... they removed the section of my brain allowing me to tell people about their stuff. #6991 | |
| You... have all your Cridfriends there? #6993 | |
| I love the smell of waffles in the morning... #6995 | |
| Yeah... yeah, they do. They have like... little squares in them... and yet... they are round. An interesting dichotomy... Oh, wait, sometimes they're not... #6996 | |
| Well, I like Had... #6998 | |
| ChrisReid Anyway, you'll find the binary posted to alt.sex.nutboy.binaries... #6999 | |
| So... technically, if we pursuaded C666 to come in here, you two would fight the ultimate battle between good and evil for us, right? #7001 | |
| The Ravioli are... raviolizing..;. #7002 | |
| C'est Troy Bien #7003 | |
| It's going to be hard giving up my fish when I go to college... because I don't have any... and you can't really give up what you don't have... technically... #7005 | |
| Hmmm, I get to do that like next month... I'm really looking forward to it... I have a catalogue... you can order whole boxes of them if you want... I skinned some rats and sharks and things last year... #7007 | |
| He only talks about graphics and bras, right? #7010 | |
| Be carefull, Haess has this thing about you knowing a girl... #7012 | |
| Hmmmmm... there should be a UniLOAFonDemand... so it plays in every channel Chris is in... #7015 | |
| Wow, amsg ChrisReid doesn't msg ChrisReid? #7016 | |
| Everybody say HEY! #7017 | |
| Hey! #7018 | |
| I don't *HAVE* 101 dollars, but I'm sure I'll find some money soon... #7023 | |
| 'The Delance Collection', 'The Delance Project', 'Delance is now available' #7025 | |
| For lovers of beauty and mechanical watches, DELANCE presents a gold watch equipped with the Piguet 8.10 movement. #7026 | |
| Actually, Hades, do to restrictions on crime, we're now referred to as 'the group'... #7027 | |
| No, we can commit crimes, we're just not allowed to be called a gang... #7028 | |
| Allan Skermish... he lives in a little room at the center of the earth, and controls our javascript for us... Lets just say his hands were tired the day SO came out... had to control little moving buttons for 10000 people at once... #7029 | |
| LOL! Wig Commander! LOL!!! Its like Wing Commander except not!!1111 BRAVO BRAIN!!!!! Lets have hot gay sex!!!! #7030 | |
| But I figured you could call work and go 'I can't come! They need me here!" #7032 | |
| Oh, one thing... by 'we', I mean 'you'... because I don't know how... #7033 | |
| Maybe Delance did what we all did... and maybe we all did what Delance did... #7034 | |
| Ghostbusters! #7035 | |
| Hehe, you're like one of those cooking women on SNL... #7036 | |
| Then I was going to go 'but one question still remains... what ever happened to mister Guentzel?'... you messed up that bookquote... #7040 | |
| * LOAF beats the crap out of Haess, that hair thing was a stupid joke. At best a bad rumor. #7041 | |
| I... probably shouldn't do that anymore... #7042 | |
| You were stuck Chris, between life and death... #7043 | |
| I can remotely make it kick HAdrian. #7044 | |
| And Haess doesn't have a sense of humor. I don't think. #7045 | |
| Maybe this god forsaken war has left us all a little broken... #7046 | |
| He's in a perpetual funk... because he's funky... #7048 | |
| Quit saying that, it reminds me of the Adams Family... #7049 | |
| Maybe you're horning in on his territory... #7050 | |
| Yeah, I think Casey has learned his lesson from Blair in WC3 and won't do it again... #7051 | |
| 'Hello, EBX, can we help you?' 'Uhm... yeah... I was wondering when the next Lancer was coming out...' #7052 | |
| But, hey, Barnes and Noble tells me that an amazing book to explain all this will be out in January. #7057 | |
| Say it in a manner that doesn't evoke the 1997 movie... #7058 | |
| what about bringing people back from the dead? I'd like to see us get more invovled with that... #7060 | |
| Hmmm... but modern mythology tells us that Pluto is no more than the dog-servant of a greater all inclusive evil... #7061 | |
| I've got to admit... Chris Robert's Lancer looks pretty cool... #7062 | |
| Wow... DooM has a boss... and DooM 2 had a bigger boss... #7063 | |
| I remember the first time I met up with robo-Hitler... #7064 | |
| Oh, by 'nothing we hadn't heard before' I meant 'nothign I haven't heard before'... #7066 | |
| I have brown hair, Chris has black hair, we're not different races. #7069 | |
| No, he didn'... at last I haven't been on icq... dash, typuinc sucks, arms reially hurt... #7070 | |
| Hehe, people are such idiots, I get these mails constantly... "I would pay anything for SecretOps, but I already have Prophecy! Why do I have to buy Gold?" Why is owning two Prophecys such a horrible fate? #7071 | |
| Okay. What does he have? Aside from a sort of 'natural high'... #7072 | |
| wow, that rocks. Why isn't he keeping one for himself? #7075 | |
| I'm still waiting for some maps... and patches... waiting for maps and patches. #7077 | |
| I'll call and order them... I know the guy... #7078 | |
| Hmmmm... well, I should tell people I'll sell them Origin SO CD's for 50 dollars. Then I'd have a *LOT* of copies of WCP... #7079 | |
| * LOAF pops in a... CD... #7081 | |
| Yeah, you oughtta know... #7084 | |
| He'd prolly show up at Chris' house wearing fancy women's underwear... #7086 | |
| Tee hee, and we keep our money in secret Swiss accounts... #7087 | |
| Yeah... that's true... #7088 | |
| They're like a primative civilization, trying to reason out what they don't understand... #7089 | |
| LOAFY is female, LOAFIE is male... #7090 | |
| But the core of the brain is a lumen, non? #7091 | |
| Wow, is that an ace-1.com pr0n thing? #7093 | |
| hehe, a movie staring Chris Mulkey #7094 | |
| and, 11 years hence on the day of the 10th anniversary of WCOL they will say that those three had been there from the start and had seen many things. #7099 | |
| Oh, damn, sorry... forgot to close a freakish evil old man tag earlier... | |
| </freakisheviloldman> #7101 | |
| FirstBlud is gonna do his mp3 thing... may god have mercy on our souls. #7102 | |
| I joined this health club thing and started on Monday... But my arms hurt 'cause I just started and haven't done anything like that in a long time. #7103 | |
| Thanks for asking for my say... do whatever the fuck you want... #7105 | |
| anyway, I do have a bunch of CIC related ideas... I keep meaing to type up a bit... mission statement. #7107 | |
| Be fair, everybody wants a newsgroup. #7108 | |
| While Nephele may not have been one of the planets which secceeded in the beggining of WCIV, it's definatly part of the Border Worlds... #7109 | |
| the 'Music from the Wing Commander Universe' came... #7112 | |
| Origin like hates her now. #7113 | |
| We're their shining stars... us and the UOVault people... by 'us' I mean you, me and Hadrian... they didn't know anybody else... #7114 | |
| time to dance like hell... #7118 | |
| Well... when I was a young man my father told me that there really was nothing faster than a 33.6 modem because the phone lines can't really handle 56.6... #7120 | |
| Well, at least you haven't developed a bit of total blindess in your left eye. #7121 | |
| What about that new look <G>? #7122 | |
| His mother is normal, his father is a Pilgrim... thusly, he is 1/2 Pilgrim. #7125 | |
| You were downloading mp3's instead of being here:( #7126 | |
| I... hide a few insults on other boards and stuff... they really, really hate me so they post some incredible flame. I semi-politely reply until they go crazy... #7128 | |
| The kindly old man who might appear in an original ST episode #7130 | |
| none of the links should work. #7131 | |
| Yeah... I'm getting that too... can't figure out why... #7132 | |
| "I'm going to the Kilrathi sector!" #7135 | |
| Oh, Janes games. I thought you meant real-Janes. #7136 | |
| I don't even have episode 7 anymore anyway... #7137 | |
| Hehehe, Delance said I'd make a good lawyer earlier. Which... probably means only that Delance really isn't much of a lawyer. #7139 | |
| Oh, Chris... while yelling at Delance earlier I came up with the ultimate explanation of where WCA fits... #7140 | |
| Anyway... okay, Blair graduates from the Academy... (episode 1)... then there's the movie... #7141 | |
| the Confed guide means a good source of info for encyclopedia movie-related stuff... #7143 | |
| ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE I SWEAR I'LL WATCH THE ENTIRE MARATHON #7145 | |
| A house divided against itself... stands... but if you beat it a lot it falls over... #7146 | |
| Hehe, blow me bitch. #7148 | |
| but then we'd be like all 'we give thanks for the existance of Captain Johnny, Chris Reid and soft core pr0n' and he'd come in and life would suck again:/ #7149 | |
| I dunno, we've got a while to wait until there's another game... so, that's at the back of my mind. #7151 | |
| I think the timeline is safe... especially since *all* these new products are examining blank spots... rather than adding to stuff after Prophec... #7152 | |
| I must admit, against all better judgement, I like this duke... #7154 | |
| Hmm... I don't think so... the WC movie fits in pretty well... #7155 | |
| I was surprised about the Sci Fi channel stuff. Maybe they'll have one of those 'Making of: The Wing Commander Movie' things. #7156 | |
| Because French people don't really have that accent... #7157 | |
| I... don't really think WCOL is going to be what we think it is. #7158 | |
| Babur? #7160 | |
| Hmmm, no more Mughal jokes, then. #7161 | |
| Maniac Missions was a bad rumor CGW started. #7162 | |
| No... Ton Zurv... Tony Zu... TonyZ left Origin... #7163 | |
| Did you mail him? #7164 | |
| Is he in college now? Well, there's an easy way to figure out. What's his email address? #7166 | |
| oh, i update drex!!! #7169 | |
| Wow, you sounded like a Pak'ma'ra for a minute there... #7170 | |
| I wish I wish I wish I wish I were a fish... #7171 | |
| You should prolly go get her... I'll wait here and take care of the Hadrian... #7174 | |
| Jesus? That p1mp? #7176 | |
| I usually get max's and mins... but it's like 5 page min 10 page max. #7179 | |
| Wow, a Voodoo 3... that's what we'll want for WCOL... #7180 | |
| Hey-ass-a-lishk #7181 | |
| AHHH! It was a bad joke, it was a bad joke, it was only ever a bad #7183 | |
| Rocker (who's seen it), Dan (who's read the script) both say it's good... the fact that companies are doing so much merchandising for it is odd too, if it sucks so badly. #7185 | |
| Hehehe... I have like one of everybody and a million Boomers. #7186 | |
| Most girls are female too, which is why I don't have a problem with them... #7187 | |
| Wow, you'd be in good health if my dad wasn't born? is he like beating the crap out of you or something? #7190 | |
| There are no women in Canada, Cronoss... #7191 | |
| a faux pas is like... when you make a mistake... it's an English word. #7192 | |
| I'd rather say something like 'Cake and icecream for everybody!'... #7194 | |
| You're leaving #WIngNut for a year:O #7195 | |
| It was the most horrible accident ever in the history of man. #7196 | |
| Like the coolest guy ever died in the fire. Gus Grissom... #7197 | |
| Then we're straight... Well, I am at least... #7198 | |
| * LOAF spreads Cronoss apart into strands of gossamer. #7199 | |
| The core of the brain is a hollow lumen:0 #7202 | |
| Maybe, haven't checked todays mail yet. But I'm gonna leave now and go check that. #7203 | |
| Not really much of a gift. #7204 | |
| Ahhh, they have a zone, they didn't really care when the other zone died. #7205 | |
| Oh, Sharle and I are going earlier... so... I won't see you... I guess... #7207 | |
| Hmmm... when I was in Europe it was like a robot that changed money for you.. #7212 | |
| I always wondered 'why do people rob banks, when they can just take the robots?'... #7213 | |
| Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 #7217 | |
| Just goes to show you how much I unlike you. #7219 | |
| Anyway, I figured that meant 'Hey, it has sex!'. #7222 | |
| I'm a neurosurgeon... #7223 | |
| 5 gallons... more than that and you'll have serious irreversable bladder problems... #7225 | |
| Not if the script Trelane is writing has anything to say about it... #7226 | |
| Half-assed multi-player sucks:/ #7228 | |
| Hmmm... when I was at home recovering from surgery like 2 years ago I watched old episodes of that show every day... #7231 | |
| Didn't he die? #7232 | |
| Apoc got a 90 on his paper. You got a 95 and were 'too intelligent' for the teacher. Somebody's bio teacher quit, yours went crazy. #7235 | |
| Obviously, Earth is still around a million years from B5:0 #7236 | |
| Its like... a virus that infects Earth, and will kill everyone in 5 years unless a cure is found. #7238 | |
| I'm watching tv with ace... #7239 | |
| Oh... can we make fun of you for what you said earlier today? #7240 | |
| "So, what have you been up to since we saw you last year?" "That doesn't matter! LOAF said that..." "Again with the loaf..." #7241 | |
| A Canadian civil war is like two women in aprons slapping eachother with huge fish... #7242 | |
| Hmmm... a good state motto would be 'Nobody cares about Canada'... it could be like one of those border states... #7243 | |
| How did you have a day of aliens? Did you like watch it in slow motion? #7245 | |
| * LOAF has A TALENT FOR WAR #7249 | |
| prepy? #7251 | |
| Wow, I hear Eagle is interested in blowing off your steam... #7252 | |
| did you read the Delance stuff earlier? #7256 | |
| :O Tiffany Amber The... The... Kelly from the original Saved by the Bell is leaving:o? #7258 | |
| Damne:o #7260 | |
| I don't think they have to recode it, they just have to change something in it... #7261 | |
| Hmmmm... didn't yesterday... prolly did today, but whoever got the mail has it. #7263 | |
| Oh... good thing I didn't change my nick to IHateAllCrids or something... . #7265 | |
| You know... your handwriting... it's like... cinematic... especially with the unlined paper... fearing the threat of a nuclear war I'll put this note in a box with a stopwatch and some velvet padding and it'll be cliche'd millions of years from now... #7267 | |
| Oh.. hmm... sorry. Someday I'll kill me a real fake one... #7268 | |
| Hehe, these Derek Smart flame people are funny. #7270 | |
| It's funny... really... back then I had none of the power and everyone thought I was God... now I'm in control of everything and people treat me like crap. #7271 | |
| Very. Sad... a few tears... some shocking stuff. That's the one thing that completely confused me. #7274 | |
| No... but everybody leaves... the Lennier thing is uberfreaky... there's this *incredible* scene with Londo #7275 | |
| Hehehe, well, SMAC can probably be confused with a drug thing... #7278 | |
| Ed Wasser is Peter Telep in the LOAF movie... #7279 | |
| Doesn't work if you're a guy.. #7281 | |
| People fear what they do not understand. Thusly, when the Lobster-men started their brutal assault on civilian establishments, people were naturally a bit frightened... Luckily, their desire for a unique hormone produced only in the kidneys of young children was expressed early on, and we were able to work with them to set up breeding/slaughter camps rather than cause a mass hysteria on the part of the populace at large... #7285 | |
| It's like... Super Wing Commander. Just... the original with a different look... and in this case, its a different look designed to look as similar as possible. #7286 | |
| Does that mean there'll be a 'John P. Guentzel and His Wonderful Webpage 1.04b'? #7291 | |
| Wow, then you'd have to study religion and become a Ranger or something... and that'd suck... except the part where you get one of those sticks... #7293 | |
| Soo, you hear anything about DA being uber-over-budget with the WC movie? #7294 | |
| I don't think so... Chris Reid went over budget buying WC cards... #7296 | |
| Probably, you have no source of income so any money spent is going over budget. #7297 | |
| Hehe... ask him some more questions too... I could use reassurance about that product. #7298 | |
| Hey, Crid, did Leeb icq you about alien space? #7299 | |
| Hmmmm... well... at least it looks like we get WC toys... You never told me what you thought of the trailer... #7300 | |
| You can find many hidden secrets in the trailer... for example... o The 'Dralthi' is a clever reference to the word Thilard, spelled differently. o The 'Kilrathi carrier' doesn't specifically carry Kilrathi... it carries Kilrathi fighters. o I'm using the letter 'o' to signify different points. o The 'TCS Ranger' has very little RANGE whatsoever! #7301 | |
| I thought Tolwyn sucked:/ I'm betting all the ships that are entirely 3d will look better... #7302 | |
| Well then, you won't learn my terrible secret... #7303 | |
| Hmmm... now that Origin and Janes are glued together maybe they can use the trademark Janes name... I guess it's grown on us... but I thought it was silly 6 years ago... #7305 | |
| I don't think I've done anything in a month... #7306 | |
| Hey, did Boomer get you to sign a map? #7307 | |
| Chris! Reappear... #7310 | |
| Wow... this is too easy... #7311 | |
| Chris, get me a drink... #7312 | |
| And there's a head missing on the Kilrath EJECT! card #7313 | |
| Hmmm... that could be a meal... Egg McCubbin #7314 | |
| I remember the time SamCat convinced BearCat he only had one arm... #7315 | |
| He reminds me of Derek Smart with talent... #7319 | |
| We are less than two weeks away from the longest Wing Commander novel ever. #7320 | |
| No... the Midway was designed to operate in peacetime w/out escort and during war it acts as the nucleus of a battlegroup It acts as... a movable base... #7321 | |
| Confed is going to have two Academys just to train the 30 pilots needed to crew a super weapon some day in the future? #7323 | |
| When you're assigned to the Cerberus you're CIS. #7324 | |
| Hmmm... I walked around school earlier, so in a certain funny sense my legs must work... #7325 | |
| Chris: American space stations suck ass. #7327 | |
| Oh, yeah, the Russians are helping fund it. The entire former USSR is in financial ruin, but they're funding the ISS... #7328 | |
| I'm getting FIBER-3 #7332 | |
| Hehehe, well... it depends on the person. Some people post only to have a lot of posts (mphmmm CAV mphmm)... as long as you have something to say, I don't think you can come accross sounding like an idiot. #7333 | |
| Hehehehehe. Well, they're all over the place... #7334 | |
| Chris simply is. #7335 | |
| Eddy Pangster should have it... #7337 | |
| Live chat w/ Roberts at 6:00! #7338 | |
| aaaand... I'm gonna try and ask about continuity. Somebody should ask about a future after the movie... #7339 | |
| deathlok reappeared, and said that he was sorry for not sending my helmet sooner... freaky. #7341 | |
| Grat... Bad ass, people... #7343 | |
| LOAFTerm: Chimpography - term used to describe any movie entirely acted in by monkeys. #7344 | |
| Roddy McDowell was from Planet of the Apes... #7345 | |
| It was a MiG-21, they took old MiG's and converted them into starfighters. #7346 | |
| Hmmm... is he gonna ask our questions? #7347 | |
| Almond Strevell should have been in there... #7348 | |
| Somebody should mention that the CIC is setting up a convention. #7349 | |
| Wow, you are an idiot... it's an emoticon... #7350 | |
| I dunno... it doesn't really make them sound 'bad', more like 'constructed out rock, with obvious evil intentions'... #7354 | |
| Yeah, I'd like to have four women... #7357 | |
| Really? good thing Had and I have 4dfx cards... #7364 | |
| No, his mom is named DAWNBOT-7... probably... #7365 | |
| I think your head is going to implode anyway...There's only two people who can call Crid Crid to his face... #7366 | |
| So, what do you think, Chris? It'd lower loadtime... a lot. #7368 | |
| Text: whateverthefuck #7369 | |
| the sort of header you often see in movies staring James Heckster and Morris Fest... #7370 | |
| Oh, good point. We need to figure something out... #7371 | |
| I posted a lot today, remember that when you're on your deathbed... #7373 | |
| Got back from my brothers play... other brother tripped, fell on his mouth, they're going to the ER now. I have a really freaky life...<G> #7375 | |
| I mean... my god men... I leave for two hours... and you all rock ultimatte ass... #7376 | |
| Hehehe, I think it looks even better than it used too... But can I tell Phoenix I don't think that? #7377 | |
| Anyway, Had, it rocks all ass. and I can't believe how quickly you did it. I'd pay to see you in a movie now... if only that were possible... #7378 | |
| But I don't think its the CCG. Afterall, that's everybody's project. #7386 | |
| Well, I like you Had... and I think you do bad ass work... Erm... by which I mean good work... not bad, asslike, work... #7387 | |
| Well, I wouldn't really call Chris a jerk... he's like one of my best friends. #7388 | |
| All I'm trying to say is that I unlike you... #7389 | |
| Yeah, I cashed your check... gonna call and order on Monday... #7390 | |
| On my end. I'm worried about him and Had... #7391 | |
| Its not really our problem, I guess. They work perfectly together on the site... but when they're not doing the CIC they're at eachothers throats <G> #7392 | |
| Well, the top vorta guy defected... and all the founders are dying of some virus now I think. #7393 | |
| Well... Wizzy has a new pet project each week... this week, it's being even more gay than usual... #7394 | |
| Damn... WCN's staff of trillions now has a crazy old man:/ #7398 | |
| Anyway, I've decided to start an online diary... because I've realized that we all have only one life to live, except those of us who have slaves... Day 1... had bacon for breakfast. REalized that life is changing really fast, and that I have to cope with these changes. Ate bacon. #7399 | |
| Actually, that's the definition of gay... #7400 | |
| Or, someone supplying that new position... #7401 | |
| I think it was 'Chris Reid is being a jerk, but he does a third of the work around here.'... #7402 | |
| Wow, it was 15 this morning. #7403 | |
| Hehe, even though he's being a jerk lately, CR is a third Of the CIC's working staff. #7405 | |
| Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 #7406 | |
| Nobody knows, it just does. and it's during WC3 time. #7407 | |
| Hehehe, I learned something interesting... but it's ::secret:: #7408 | |
| You know how old ace is <G>? #7409 | |
| He used to say he was 23. But he's 16...<G> #7410 | |
| The TCS Eagle was an escort carrier that was crippled trying to sneak behind enemy lines during the Behemoth incident #7411 | |
| Which means that our staff is all in their teens. #7412 | |
| Yeah... but nobody's supposed to know. #7413 | |
| Good point, it wasn't *built* after the armistace, it was *crewed* after the armistance... #7415 | |
| Hehe, just wondering. Every time I saw the trailer with my brother he'd yell 'its in the cat!', and I would nod sagely... #7417 | |
| Or, I'm ordering them from there... I already have all the cards... I'm ordering some for Chris... #7418 | |
| brb, moose #7419 | |
| Well, there's a nifty trailer... #7420 | |
| No, he's just suck0ring up to us. #7421 | |
| Hmm... I wonder if I could get a contact lense... #7423 | |
| Starcraft people do what we commonly call suck ass... #7424 | |
| 777m. It's a bad pun, but it's there. #7428 | |
| Well... I'm about as tired as chipped beef on toast... #7433 | |
| I unlike that guy... #7434 | |
| I'll have to ask you later about it, I have to run:/ #7435 | |
| Ye gods, the Vampire cursor is pretty cool. #7436 | |
| And the color schemes SuckAss! (tm) too... #7437 | |
| It's a little rotating Vampire. #7438 | |
| Maybe you should make a new LOAFTV... #7439 | |
| It went up when I started posting a lot? #7441 | |
| Littlefoot... #7442 | |
| Freak! #7443 | |
| Oh, Chris, I got a paper today... #7444 | |
| Well, Nate isn't here... because, he's at the gym or work or something... #7445 | |
| P.S: NO replies from PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR, please!!! #7446 | |
| You should know me better than that... I never read *any* of the mail you forwar... *mpghgh*... I mean, yes, it was very interesting... I don't really get it, but it was... uhm... prolific... #7449 | |
| The rotating Vampire cursor is driving me insane... slowly insane... #7450 | |
| I like all of Gods creations... but you weren't created by my God, Tlaxlor-bringer-of-fire... #7451 | |
| Which means that my head, travelling at the speed of light, will actually arrive somewhere before I do... #7453 | |
| Why do you ask? Do you and Cpl_Hades have any GREEN memories? #7454 | |
| Your just paranoid. If you had some virus, you'd enjoy it... And thusly wouldn't wonder;) Wow, I ;)'d unnecessarily... #7456 | |
| Yeah, I went to school with British people when I was in France... #7459 | |
| Wow, that's exactly what Nate said. I've been practicing... #7461 | |
| I should have said 'enclosure'... #7462 | |
| I don't suppose that means you can get rid of him? #7463 | |
| Well, I guess it's finally time for us to get our 'just deserts'... I'm assuming 'just deserts' are like a pudding thing... #7464 | |
| Hehehe, IceMan shaln't wade out of this one... #7466 | |
| Who recognizes the irony of this comment? :: raises hand :: Very good LOAF... now who thinks IceMan realizes it? #7470 | |
| I love it when people jump into conversations and go 'why are you all fighting???' when they have absolutely nothing to do with it. It makes them seem so superior. #7471 | |
| Hehehe, you can't really go around telling people you don't owe them an apology while insulting them moreso... #7473 | |
| Yeah, he sucks, always getting mad at people who violently hate people on account of background... #7475 | |
| I'd like to be able to !LN C777 #7478 | |
| "...and where I come from, Canada, we reward courage!" #7479 | |
| 'And you work and you save and you steal, just a little bit, just so Gil can get a slice, why can't Gil get a slice" #7482 | |
| I could go "Hey, wanna see the CIC pole?" and random woman would be like "Oh, that stupid 'best whatever' thing Hadrian runs?" and I'd be like all "Not exactly... heh heh heh"... then she'd slap me... #7485 | |
| I suppose I should post an update about B5... and about ChrisReid... #7487 | |
| ChrisReid... of him, they would always say, he was a man who made poles... #7488 | |
| Ironically, Chris called... #7491 | |
| A lot of IceMan(tm) too... #7492 | |
| Hehehe... he's in Florida... #7493 | |
| UBITCK! #7494 | |
| Chris should put that in the book... #7496 | |
| !LSKick #AH-Club TC-Atsuko #7497 | |
| A certain level of asskickitance... #7499 | |
| Time, admiral, is a virtue which we do not have... actually, it's not a virtue at all, according to the Ultimaverse... #7500 | |
| I want a return to the ethics of tommorow.../ also, I want to write this essay... #7501 | |
| Well... I should know in about 6 weeks whether or not I'm going to Austin. #7502 | |
| Wow, I'm like Trelane +100... #7503 | |
| I'm the Walrus... you're the Eggman, lets have it out. Right here, right now. #7504 | |
| Cause you're a forgetfull bitch? #7506 | |
| Good morrow, good morrow to you. #7507 | |
| I tell you, he may write good fiction, but he's not the sort of fellow you'd take home to mom... #7508 | |
| Hmmm... but we know that the book was done, that the name is final and that the movie release date is almost certainly March... #7510 | |
| What are you talking about? #7513 | |
| You realize I could be sleeping right now? #7514 | |
| Hehehe, no, medically #7516 | |
| I'm depressed. there's apparently no reason for it... #7517 | |
| I'm getting a perscription... #7519 | |
| Just... don't tell anybody... #7520 | |
| I don't think I like talking about it <G> #7521 | |
| Hmmm... I used to have xmas lights in my room... it freaked me out... I thought it'd give me that Christmasy feeling every day... instead if made me feel like a homocidal maniac... The lights, the constant burning of the lights... #7522 | |
| I can make up some Christmas quotes... #7524 | |
| I could be Johnny and Foshko's love child:o #7525 | |
| www.wcnews.com/trivia.shtml, I believe. #7527 | |
| So... tell me of your days... Your paper is pretty good... but it doesn't have a cool front page headline like 'Golf Team Wacks Off Towards Championship'... #7528 | |
| Wow, we could do that for the CIC... #7530 | |
| On the first day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me rumors of Privat-teer three.. On the second day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me, two Dralthi IV's and rumors of Privat-teer three... #7531 | |
| Hmmm... I skip class for teacher parties a lot at my school... #7533 | |
| My mom works in ESOL... #7534 | |
| <LOAF> Wow, a frank discussion about sex with Delance... | |
| <LOAF> Not till college. | |
| <_Delance_> shouldn't that be a car? or sex | |
| <LOAF> Well, I've already got THOSE things... | |
| <_Delance_> THOSE things means car or sex? or both | |
| <_Delance_> I mean, sex IN you car not WITH your car | |
| <LOAF> Uhm... | |
| <_Delance_> (yeah, Delance, as if.. . | |
| <LOAF> I think Delance wants me... #7535 | |
| * LOAF has Spyder's. #7537 | |
| I think Delance wants me... #7538 | |
| You scrimp and you save and you steal, just a little, just so Gil can get a slice -- why can't Gil get a slice? #7540 | |
| I'm pretty tall... #7541 | |
| Hehehe, don't bother Had, it's Cronoss... #7544 | |
| People say that... but that's because their assholes and just heard that in a magazine. What exactly do you mean by potential? #7545 | |
| Thats what the brochure in the hotel said... #7546 | |
| I wish I had a first person shooter to play, I need to blow off some B5 related steam. #7547 | |
| I know, but I don't have it here. I'm gonna buy it asap. #7548 | |
| One thing... commercials have never really affected me before now... but I got *really* mad about them watching SiL... #7550 | |
| I don't see how people would relate it to anything like that. #7553 | |
| I'm betting it's not... he once said he was very adamant against appearing like that. #7555 | |
| It's the old whitestar... and I did notice that it looked bad compared to the newer renderings. #7556 | |
| I think I got some mail from you. I got like 100 messages last night. #7558 | |
| He complains about me not updating and then he deletes my updates? TSA! #7560 | |
| Well, I made everything right again... #7563 | |
| That'd be a good bumper sticker. "Irony Happens"... #7564 | |
| Don't worry, he said they were probably going to kick IceMan out. #7565 | |
| Back, sorry... #7567 | |
| Wow, I'm a B5 fan and that went over my head, I thought it was about the Book of LOAF... #7568 | |
| Anyway, I'm tired... I'll be back tommorow... #7569 | |
| Yeah, sure. But make a list of all the people who list them, and we'll hunt them down at the turn of the century... #7571 | |
| I dunno, apparently I'm supposed to find Krampus amusing... #7572 | |
| Very inappropriate, Chris... you know as well as I that time stopped on January 27th, 1996 here. #7575 | |
| Why is it that all the intro quotes this week get me into trouble? #7576 | |
| I think by 'head out' I mean open word or go get some asprin or something. #7577 | |
| If Gene Tang calls it the CSS Lexington one more time I'm going to kick his ass... Merci dieu, the movie is going to screw up his little world... #7578 | |
| Yeah... that's right... and the Kats lost 7.8 trillion, I believe... #7579 | |
| the NG is in a Delance based rut. #7581 | |
| A major point in AS is that corrupt senators have been insisting that such shipyards are build on their worlds... In 30 years the industry will be ceneralized around the core worlds, but not back then. #7582 | |
| Like 5 percent... and yet most of the worlds industry is in the US... #7584 | |
| Obviously a planet like Earth has a much higher population than any border colony, which is what was wiped out in AS... #7586 | |
| 28 billion people during the first 30 days, but McAuliffe is also mentioned as having 30 billion people. #7587 | |
| You fail to take into account that the Confederation isn't just us. there were... 7... 8 races at least. #7591 | |
| As long as he's convinced. #7592 | |
| Yes it is, because it was put there by Earth. (The Armada manual talks about all this, BTW. #7594 | |
| Each year for 35 years the Kilrathi pick a planet and slaughter the inhabitants. #7596 | |
| Uhm... we can't support 5 billion because the majority of our population is in under-developed third world countries... #7598 | |
| Oh, okay, I thought that was a bad idea for a minute because I read it wrong. But i's a good idea. I thought you were going to yell at Boomer. #7599 | |
| Name-ship of the Confederation Paradigm class destroyers. Entered service in 2663. Called "the pride of the capital fleet". Used to destroy pirate strongholds on the Terran/Kilrathi border. #7600 | |
| I step out for... several hours... and absolutely everything stays exactly the same? #7601 | |
| We had like 5 carriers. #7602 | |
| Mann-Matithratic! Mann-Matithratic! Mann-Matithratic! #7604 | |
| Because instead of a box that floats you're building a huge computerized airtight armored fighting machine. #7605 | |
| If there's one guy who screws in screw 137 on armor plating 182 at the Concordia production facility... how is adding 2 people going to help? #7607 | |
| You can't possibly assume that Confed is going to *NOT* try and build a carrier as fast as possible. #7608 | |
| Now... if for some reason Confeds entire populace were aeropsace engineers rather than like farmers... #7610 | |
| Its nice, I need to blow off some steam anyway... #7611 | |
| I voted for Lev, he rulez. #7613 | |
| Yes, we know, Vanhecke... Hey, I've got a rusty gas can I can fix you up with... #7614 | |
| Sooo... what's up? Everybody seems to be acting odd... #7615 | |
| Well, you pull what you know... #7618 | |
| Yeah, Tracer and Wizhole are obsessed with WCN's self image. #7619 | |
| You shoulda seen the loafs on tha tone. #7620 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, and I'm Ed Links... #7623 | |
| Anyway, Rijeka... I feel for you... #7624 | |
| I mean... Raven got more interested in the other hand... it happens... #7625 | |
| Really? I guess he's even more incompetant than I thought. #7626 | |
| Wow, Delance knows his potatostates... #7627 | |
| Wow, you got jumped one million years into the future into a battle between the Russo-American alliance and the Xyx consortium too? #7628 | |
| Hey, at least we don't have any nut boys... #7629 | |
| It's okay, nobody ever has the right answer to that question... #7630 | |
| There's a difference between Nuts and Fruits. #7631 | |
| You ever randomly end up at some site on geocities... and then start changing the numbers to explroe a bit..;. #7632 | |
| The red head, she's hot... #7633 | |
| Anyway... I've been thinking... whenever a new novel comes out there are always... always... certain chances that need to be made to the rest of the Wing Commander universe... and, invariably, people yell and complain about these changes insessently... #7634 | |
| I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend working on the encyclopedia... but I'm working on those updates now. #7636 | |
| Wow, did TS say that? #7637 | |
| Wow... was it a big bridge? I was on a bus that fell on its side... I was in 5th grade... our bus was turning a corner on a ditch and it fell in... When I was in france a bus broke down on some traintracks and got squashed... #7638 | |
| Dunno, prolly the same reason I couldn't understand you. #7639 | |
| Yeah... we need to create a proactive dual layer transferrable activity list capable of addressing the multitide of concerns expressed by our audiances, both external and internally consistant. #7640 | |
| Never... heard of any of those movies <G> #7642 | |
| It's Heart of the Tiger... and yet, not Heart of the Tiger... #7646 | |
| Hey Chris. We've been digging... last night... I found something... something... odd... #7648 | |
| Hehe, End Run has the WC logo glued on top too. #7649 | |
| So... I need to find a German help me get a copy of that cover. #7650 | |
| WCN is so much more interested in flaming us, though. They've turned into Prophecy.scorched. #7651 | |
| By adding 'game news' on their sidebar, they kill themselves... nobody's updating it. #7652 | |
| Hehehe, I'm definatly going to do anu pdate on the German WCIII novel... "Let me show you how we do it in Germany, Doctor Jones..." . #7654 | |
| Well... lemme let you know right now, they're not... #7658 | |
| Has anybody updated since I did last night? I wonder if we can announce Pilgrim Stars... #7659 | |
| According to Peter Telep it's just the normal movie novel with all the sex taken out... (G) #7661 | |
| Wow. #7663 | |
| Aren't I just a little BellAtlanticBoy... #7665 | |
| So, Had(es)... how goes what we were working on earlier? #7666 | |
| I wonder how much WC art there'll be... #7667 | |
| Sleeping in Ace #7668 | |
| You know... when I was a kid... dad used to get in the car, and bring us bagels every sunday... #7669 | |
| <LOAF> Do you know what day tommorow is, HAdrian? | |
| <Trelane> I know. | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Christmas? | |
| <LOAF> Yes. | |
| <Trelane> :o #7670 | |
| Wow, Hades, do you try to pursue homosexual relations with children age 8-13 too? #7673 | |
| I feel like doing something... I'm gonna redo our FC site... #7674 | |
| I dunno... I hear their still looking for a backup hotdog distributor and somebody to pick up the empty cola cans... #7676 | |
| Can you post something about WCN sucking, please? #7679 | |
| There, I redid our False Colors page. #7682 | |
| Why don't you go to Justins house, bash in Justins head and eat out Justin's brains? #7686 | |
| Wow, Byydo's color scheme r0ck0rs... #7688 | |
| * LOAF tests something #7689 | |
| Who's complaining about that this time? #7690 | |
| Working on new movie page. #7691 | |
| Anyway, I think I've finally found a good project... Bandit LOAF: The Animated Series. #7694 | |
| and yet the words 'dicked over' do it quite well... #7695 | |
| I'm thinking we'll get Mark Hamill to do the voice of me... and Mark Hamill to do the voice of you... I'm considering Mark Hamill for Byydo.. #7696 | |
| DX-Ball sounds kinda FUN-key... #7697 | |
| We forgot something on the poll. #7698 | |
| Speaking of which, I've been working on the content for the WC Movie site... #7699 | |
| Oh, I've been saying 'sweet' a lot... which is in itself not that un-sweet... #7701 | |
| Oh, according to Dark Horizon's list of movies for next year, the WC movie is being released on Feb 26th... #7702 | |
| Trelane, you shuttle cock... #7704 | |
| Any word from any of those companies you mailed, Hades? #7708 | |
| It's not just a web page! It's a smoldering pile of crap! #7712 | |
| Typing /list is never a good idea... #7713 | |
| But Byydo shares her... #7715 | |
| What's #year2,000? #7716 | |
| Yeah... except they don't bleep out our obscene comments... #7717 | |
| Well, doing what you did to #WCN was a very bad thing... . #7719 | |
| We should get Byyd to nuke Eag... #7722 | |
| Well... that's an interesting thing, Chris. Because it started off with tracer wanting me to tell you to unregister the channel. And then Zippin said 'Yeah! He does anything you want!' and now tracer is arguing that you won't do anything I want. #7723 | |
| Hehehe, Tracer wants to defect. #7726 | |
| I've convinced my family that I need a new computer for college... #7728 | |
| I like Madman... it's those others that I can't stand... #7729 | |
| And it could have Rose's great great great granddaughter and her lesbian lover... and they could have to prevent Nazi's from taking over the Titanic... #7732 | |
| Yeah... or maybe an underground train.. #7733 | |
| that travels under the sea in like a tube... at an incredibly fast speed... #7734 | |
| False Colors has gone from like 90,000 to 9,000 on Amazon's top sales list in just a few days. #7735 | |
| myoglobin is a cool word... #7737 | |
| There's only so much you can do on the Titanic without byydo... #7738 | |
| Well, insulting racist remarks about the founder are a start... but please LEAVE ME ALONE. #7740 | |
| Hmmm, op me in #WCN. #7741 | |
| Heurostavia? Home of Doktor Kneon's death rocket factory? #7742 | |
| Who the HELL am I, Mister President? sounds better... #7743 | |
| Wow, that was odd... #7744 | |
| Barnesandnoble lists FC as in stock! #7747 | |
| Yeah, then report back... #7749 | |
| May God be with you... #7750 | |
| Why do you need a news server? #7752 | |
| I guess you could try my news server... #7753 | |
| I have it... it's not that big... it has tiny print. #7757 | |
| I use individual books... #7760 | |
| erols stopped getting rid of posts, I dunno why... #7761 | |
| Can somebody mail me? #7762 | |
| dash dash dash. #7763 | |
| Maybe there's a glut or something. #7764 | |
| there, I got Chris'... #7766 | |
| What the fyck is that? #7768 | |
| and ugly... #7770 | |
| Maybe... one minute... #7771 | |
| Origin should mail me... then I can forward it to Chris and go "From God, to LOAF, to Chris"... #7772 | |
| Dash. Maybe we can play on the Titanic? #7774 | |
| I was there last weekend. But I'm looking for FC... #7776 | |
| Q is good. #7777 | |
| Mmmkay, order it from B&N and tell me what you find... #7785 | |
| Okay... I'll just hang around here for a while... #7786 | |
| I can check the Guild page... #7787 | |
| I just realized... the BC3Krap must have moved on... c.s.ibm.spacesims is clean... clean! #7788 | |
| Uhm, that depends on ingestion and the status of your digestive tract... #7789 | |
| Never, ever /who *aol* . #7790 | |
| Some thing... #7791 | |
| Wow, I can say "When I first joined the aces back in '96 they sucked ass." #7794 | |
| Oooh, jms posted something to ras.mod.b5 about what happens to the other characters... #7796 | |
| Flight attendants? #7797 | |
| I keep thinking there are 16 months in a year. #7798 | |
| I spent *WAY* too long living in the belt... #7799 | |
| Well, I've got dibs on writing the 250,000 update. #7800 | |
| I wanna do a B5S1 thing... 'a quarter of a million humans and aliens'... #7801 | |
| I'm waiting for Godot... #7802 | |
| Is that all you think about?! Is there another woman!? #7803 | |
| Just play some traditional George Oldziey xmas music... #7804 | |
| It means you have to sing, Byyd... #7805 | |
| Except... you have to do it in the nude... #7806 | |
| Hmmm... just do it before Christmas... which is when Christ comes back from the grave to accept sacrafices, as per my understanding... #7807 | |
| Cridmas is in... later... lets get some Origin people... #7809 | |
| Like, JOhnny can sing one... #7810 | |
| A Christmas Carol? Like the play? A dramatic misreading? #7811 | |
| ask him to please send my stuff;) #7812 | |
| just join and get kicked, it'll tell you. #7813 | |
| They're paranoid. #7814 | |
| SageNate is a good guy IRL... but he's completely naive online. #7816 | |
| I don't know why people get like that when their online, but it always happens. #7817 | |
| Anyway, the destruction of #W-C would be worth his life. #7818 | |
| Wow, that must have been on for a while. #7819 | |
| We can alter the universe to co-incide with itself, but not to fit with our preconcieved notions. It is the most holy element of our calling. #7822 | |
| Hmmmm... I dunno... maybe it's a Law... #7823 | |
| One of several laws which my followers must follow... #7824 | |
| How do I call upon it in my hour of need? #7826 | |
| But there's no such thing as a Vigilance class CVE... #7827 | |
| One day I want to make up 300 fake news entries just so we can have more than BluesNews. #7828 | |
| Radar that works in space. #7829 | |
| Since SAAB was cancelled I *doubt* they're going to do a game. #7830 | |
| Radar using light isntead of sound. #7831 | |
| You do'nt already have one? Long live the Confederation, Chris "Crid" Reid www.wcnews.com #7832 | |
| "Trelane simply is." The collected sayings of Trelane-2 #7833 | |
| -NickServ- Warning: You have been placing a heavy load on services. Please wait three seconds before issuing further commands. #7836 | |
| -NickServ- Warning: Services is now ignoring you. Please wait 5 seconds before issuing further commands. #7837 | |
| Your udel mail or your real mail? Do you have a real mail? #7839 | |
| Probably, why? Hellfire just asked me that... what's the big deal about it? #7841 | |
| It's technically a Southern state, although it fought for the Union during the Civil War... #7842 | |
| Hollywood is a place, Aev... it's on the western side of the US... #7844 | |
| I don't know him... why does he care where I live? #7845 | |
| Yes, of course he is. #7846 | |
| Firstoff, I don't know him. #7847 | |
| I usually have to know people for a while before I piss them off to a homicide inducing level... #7848 | |
| Hehehe, if I wanted to | |
| <witty comment removed> I'd just to to | |
| <insulting channel name removed> ... #7849 | |
| It appears to be some moronic prank from the group who specializes in moronic pranks. #7850 | |
| Wait, no, sorry, that second one should be hot gay sex... #7851 | |
| So, anyway, exactly what the fuck is going on and what does #StarCraft intend to gain? #7852 | |
| Anyway, what's on the agenda for tonight:? #7854 | |
| Hehe, you should have told them you were a fighter pilot... #7856 | |
| Well, whatever this stupid joke is, I assure you it's not the first time a ten year old has threatened me. If it happened. #7858 | |
| Watered down? #7859 | |
| Hehehe, just yesterday Raven_1 threatened me... pathetic little kid. #7860 | |
| Don't worry... Zippin was just leaving. #7864 | |
| Yeah... if Chris can pretend to be Akkbar, why can't Akkbar pretend to be Chris? #7866 | |
| Hey Chris, why don't you call Barnes&Noble that's 5 miles away...? #7868 | |
| Stop by #WCN, Byyd... #7869 | |
| I dunno... Chris is usually smart enough to register his channels... #7872 | |
| Chris is suave... he reminds me of James Bond... he's always wearing a tux... #7874 | |
| Well, actually he reminds me of Fred Savage... but he's pretty suave anyway... #7876 | |
| Hehehe, the difference between think and know is that people who know can understand both concepts... #7878 | |
| Did they give an EDA? #7880 | |
| Hehehe, well... tell Holly I live in Ashton, Maryland... 1110 Ashland Dr, to be specific, last paved driveway on the left... #7881 | |
| I like sports that involve blood... bloodsports, I think they're called... #7887 | |
| He got mail from those art people. #7892 | |
| The Earth is flat:o #7893 | |
| ELLIPTICAL #7896 | |
| Claim he slept with the president? #7899 | |
| Has Barnes&Noble called yet? #7900 | |
| He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies! #7903 | |
| Hehehe, are you still talking? Thank him for that, he rocks... #7904 | |
| me either, I don't watch Star Wars... #7907 | |
| He could have at least used an example from his real life... #7908 | |
| Hehehe, Dr. Freud would have to tackle the waist thing. #7909 | |
| Actually, I don't think I'm better than most people... In fact, in most aspects I'm sub-par... #7910 | |
| <sweetly> It's only you... it was always you... | |
| </sweetly> #7911 | |
| Quelle faux-pas. #7912 | |
| Is Boomer still there? #7914 | |
| Ask him if we can all come this summer, maybe. #7915 | |
| Yeah... its a shame you don't spend as much time updating your site as you do bitching about the rest of the world... #7916 | |
| Everyone hates him? Except for the people who like him... #7917 | |
| You only live with your mom, right? #7919 | |
| You're using some broad definition terms without specifying what exactly is intended... #7921 | |
| hehe, Boomer is pretty dashed cool... #7922 | |
| He's lashing out at the universe that has treated him unfairly... Because you'd only go in there to do what you're doing right now? Picking a fight... #7923 | |
| Since you're *BANNED*, I doubtless see how you can tell who's in #WingNut... #7924 | |
| Which basically nullifies your entire argument structure... #7925 | |
| I've never said "I'm the god of WC!!!!!"... I think I called Foshko that once, but never myself... now... how exactly would you come to that conclusion? #7926 | |
| That was sweet. #7928 | |
| Wow... remind me not to go to a lecture with you. "I'm here to talk about myoglobin..." "SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE GOD OF MYOGLOBIN!' #7929 | |
| Again, you're using broad terms becuase you think they're insulting... #7933 | |
| How am I washed up? What do I want to be? #7934 | |
| How so? Do you know me? #7936 | |
| You simply presume to know me... #7937 | |
| Mail their PR guy, he'll put you on... #7940 | |
| Nah, I'm having a bit of fun, and I want to do it when the time is right... #7941 | |
| Do you know why he took this channel? #7942 | |
| Have you seen IceMan's moronic racist treatment of CHris in agwc? I suggest you check it out -- it predates all of this... #7943 | |
| Crusader? He used to come in and flood about how #Wing-Commander was going to take over the channel... #7944 | |
| the Steltek left billions of years ago. #7945 | |
| and yet you ignore the actual argument... #7946 | |
| Zippin, all you do is ignore our points... I bit you adieu... #7947 | |
| Point of what? #7948 | |
| Oh, I think we were tired of not responding to attacks by WCN people... #7949 | |
| The founder gave it to us or something. Dunnoo, ask Chris how he got it. #7950 | |
| erm, even the Mac people. #7951 | |
| Should we get rid of #WCN? #7953 | |
| It just makes us seem bad... I mean, it was fun fo ra while... #7955 | |
| Great. You want to order some End Runs? Okay... I'm gonna order ten if possible... #7956 | |
| What's my social security number? #7958 | |
| I think something like a quarter of the cards have been scanned. #7960 | |
| Hmmm... well... we're pretty much clear here for the night... #7961 | |
| I feel drained completely... We need a vacation. Somewhere where it's sunny and our biological clocks can get back in synch. Here either... the weather is odd... very warm... and it's all screwing with my head. I can't believe it's already December. #7962 | |
| It used to take more, but we get so little snow anymore that anything does it now. #7964 | |
| Its a really pretty picture. #7965 | |
| Sorthak is the best, though. 5/3/2/5/5 #7966 | |
| Nothing that isn't at the CIC... that I can talk about... #7967 | |
| Uhm... Mav... we're roach free... I was referring to your worshippers. We're not roaches... #7968 | |
| Hmmm... but there are several people named Had here... #7969 | |
| Anyway, did Chris pass on the joyous news? #7970 | |
| I got mail from Barnes&Noble, FC has shipped... it'll be here tommorow... #7971 | |
| Woo hoo! I can track my package via UPS online... #7972 | |
| Erm... anyway... the sucky thing is... that I have to go to Maryland School for the Blind for an evening thing tommorow... #7973 | |
| So... while I'll have FC, I won't be able to update about it. #7974 | |
| It won't say anything until I read the book. #7975 | |
| I'll write about it shipping, though. #7976 | |
| I'm so excited, I'm so excited... #7977 | |
| Well, they haven't been updated in 10 days. #7979 | |
| They do. #7980 | |
| Well, I"m just worried that there are Origin people out there... #7981 | |
| I yelled 'EAT THIS WIZZY' when I picked up some money on the ground, once... #7982 | |
| Chris, you're a real H@cker D00D... #7983 | |
| An interview? Sounds like a scam. #7984 | |
| Haven't you ever been to a pr0n site? #7986 | |
| Sooo... False Colors weighs one pound... #7987 | |
| I saw some Wing Comander action figures today... #7991 | |
| My copy of False Colors is in Edison, New Jersey. #7992 | |
| I love the UPS shipping thing. I should just order stuff to watch it mvoe around... #7994 | |
| :o My UPS thing changed... #7996 | |
| No, it's like a hidden knife. #7997 | |
| Anyway, I have to be Copernicus for a period tommorow:/ #7999 | |
| I'm not ready to be Copernicus. #8000 | |
| No, Delance, they're based on the little known 'Wing Commander: Pie' franchise, it's just a coincidence that they look like the movie people... #8001 | |
| In theory Chris will be here before he goes to school... #8002 | |
| Just flipped through it. I have to leave soon, mailed yall to let you know that I got it. #8003 | |
| You know those morons who say 'Well, the Victory Streak is a misprint, the dreadnought is 2.2 km long!!!!!! I |ike girlz!!!!!' ? #8004 | |
| That sucks, why does he get to meet you and I don't? #8005 | |
| The US military is testing a new type of nerve gas, designed to disrupt the electron transport chain and kill nearly instantly... #8009 | |
| Interesting... Chris is gonna be back in a few hours... #8011 | |
| a magazine, 3 novels, a junior novel, a confed handbook, 8 figures, 2 vehicles, some masks, some artwork... Oh, a pilgrim knife, definatly need that... #8012 | |
| TV shows definatly come out first. #8019 | |
| You ever just change the numbers around in geocities to like wander aimlessly? #8020 | |
| I ended up in the gay area of geocities once, that was scary... #8021 | |
| Sooo, Chris, did you hear about the dreadnought? #8023 | |
| Erm... I read it, so it's in the past tense. #8024 | |
| Well... it's definatly 22km long. No more 'its a misprint!!! Vikctory streak sucks!!!' . #8025 | |
| its not really a spoiler, just something good. #8026 | |
| I should mail him and tell him I liked his book... is his address the same as it used to be? #8028 | |
| In writing FC Keith *definatly* played WC1/2 and read the older Forstchen books... #8030 | |
| Well, it's the same yet angular. #8033 | |
| Hmmm... check Borders.com . #8034 | |
| Hehe, it has nothing to do with WC, I believe. #8035 | |
| Just in private, so I don't spoil it for people who don't want to know yet. #8036 | |
| FC rules. #8037 | |
| I'm selling and End Run... #8038 | |
| But we don't like NightStalker. #8039 | |
| Did you just write out your slap? #8040 | |
| Mmmm hmmm #8041 | |
| NOw you can put it to autogreet Bear. #8043 | |
| Oh, just don't flood and you're okay... #8045 | |
| Hehehe "Come to #Wing-Commander..." #8046 | |
| Wow, Dund is having a three way with his dad and bro... that's so Dund... #8047 | |
| Some of them... #8050 | |
| Mainly the FRLS Independance and the FRLS Mjollnir... #8053 | |
| Free Republic of the Landreich Ship, I believe... #8054 | |
| Hehe, I watched Goldfinger a little while ago... #8055 | |
| Freddie Prinze Jr. on tonight show on Tuesday... #8056 | |
| He doesn't have a fan club... and good morning. #8057 | |
| So... what's Priv2 Celebration day? #8058 | |
| What's the manual have in it? #8059 | |
| /join #XXXChrisReidPicts #8061 | |
| I'm taking the thing to school tommorow to scan... #8063 | |
| I like cotton swabs, but we don't have to op them... #8064 | |
| Hmmm, Wizzy has a personal homepage... #8065 | |
| He's a WCN jerkoff now... #8066 | |
| Usually I'm pissed because I get stuff a little later... and now strange fate has given me FC before its even possible to get FC... #8069 | |
| United States Fake Marine Corps #8071 | |
| An officer, I believe. #8072 | |
| Oh Hades, I have complete faith in you... ?notice ChrisReid Check that update! #8073 | |
| 13 school days till X-Mas here! Yay! #8075 | |
| Oh, hey, Chris, maybe I should go to Seattle for the movie... #8076 | |
| 20? How is that possible, Hades? #8077 | |
| 5 days next week... 5 days the week after that... and then at *MOST* four more. #8078 | |
| What's better in a fight? A puppy or a robot? Think about that... When you cast your vote... #8079 | |
| Thats because they charge you by-minute for 'net access so as to afford expensive security measures... #8081 | |
| I know, you're just trying to draw attention to yourself, but I must point out that your logic is flawed -- Origin has nothing to do with the WC Movie... #8083 | |
| Hey, if you two mated, you'd have seal killing brit kids.. #8085 | |
| He's a troll, what do you expect? #8090 | |
| now shrivel up and die to prove that you're the same as an seal... #8092 | |
| Wow, what happened here? #8093 | |
| Wow, I got a vampire... #8094 | |
| I've been working... #8097 | |
| Hmmm... maybe I can get you a copy... #8098 | |
| Hehehe, our UPN Affiliate showed a strange documentary on Lost in Space. #8099 | |
| Freaky... 3 messages? #8101 | |
| Where'd these come from? #8102 | |
| Anyway, yeah, I should go to Seattle... #8104 | |
| Have you checked origin.ea.com? #8106 | |
| http://www.becquet.com/etext.htm What *is* this? It has HOTT, FA and ER... #8107 | |
| As for leaving my house, I did earlier today and it was sorta hellish... I wouldn't reccomend it to anybody else... #8109 | |
| Unfortunatly your friend is lying... #8110 | |
| Wow, that's why I don't go to dentists... #8113 | |
| Sleepless even #8115 | |
| Good luck. #8118 | |
| Dash, I always do that... #8119 | |
| I need a map of Eurasia... #8120 | |
| Cpl_Bus #8121 | |
| No, 'cause its on his server and he'd see. But I took some pictures I need to send you... #8124 | |
| Hmmm? I saw 'cause he told me where to go. He wanted me to look at it with NS3. #8125 | |
| Not yet... but I'm mailing you these... #8126 | |
| I guess I should write those updates... #8127 | |
| It's the one we haven't seen before... #8129 | |
| Hmm, this may be the first time we've had profanity in a CIC update... #8130 | |
| Dinosaur eggs? #8131 | |
| You should build an aquaduct... #8133 | |
| I used to live right next to an aquaduct... #8134 | |
| Hehe, that's okay, Chris. #8135 | |
| I don't have a city... I have a stream, though... #8136 | |
| !Eagle-1 #8137 | |
| 8136, to be exact... #8138 | |
| He has a weird voice... He doesn't sound like that in IKWYD... If he sounds like that in WC I'm going to kick his ass... figuratively, of course... #8139 | |
| Which of course means in action figure format... #8140 | |
| Oh, Chris, you using my news server? #8141 | |
| No, I just saw your post about not getting that spam. #8142 | |
| Erols does a really good job of filtering out spam in agwc... #8143 | |
| What if we capture a Kilrathi supercarrier, sneak behind enemy lines and then ambush it using captured Kat fighters? #8144 | |
| Dash, I've been kitting myself, CGI SUCKS! #8145 | |
| Our records indicate that we have received your freshman application for the fall semester 1999 for the College of Natural Sciences. We have received all documents required by the Office of Admissions. Once we reach a decision you will be notified by mail. Now I just have to wait... #8146 | |
| I'm pretty sure DA and FPJ are long separated, Had. #8147 | |
| I dunno, check www.utexas.edu <G> #8148 | |
| Speaking of which, I'm going to be away tommorow afternoon... #8151 | |
| I'm going to be a sighted guide at the mall... #8152 | |
| Hmmm... you could just stab yourself with a pencil... #8153 | |
| Well, then you're not alive anymore. #8154 | |
| Hmmm... so what's our status? #8155 | |
| Just don't visit the WOO board. #8156 | |
| Nothing good comes out of the WOO board... #8157 | |
| Hehe, you still enjoy the company of men? #8158 | |
| Hey Had, I found Forstchen's number at the montreat web page. #8160 | |
| Richards is in the WCIV novel, right? #8161 | |
| You can watch them do it on the NASA channel... #8163 | |
| Okay, go for it... #8166 | |
| DooM ruled. #8169 | |
| It'll be the most rection-y movie of the year... #8172 | |
| Yeah.... where have you been? #8173 | |
| * LOAF came home early. #8174 | |
| Well, it violates Geocitie's use stuff -- mail them. #8175 | |
| Woo hoo... has Chris been here? #8177 | |
| Also, during the war, I was an Admiral... #8179 | |
| Because man has associated a certain intelligence with cats that we haven't with dogs... #8181 | |
| Hey... I remember, the Brits think 'Z' is a 'Zed'... #8185 | |
| I saw Insurrection yesterday... #8186 | |
| Vance dies... but... comes back. #8188 | |
| Yeah, probably... he's that sort of person... #8189 | |
| Yeah, they don't contact him. #8190 | |
| I... don't think so... #8191 | |
| But I got the impression that he had some plan... #8192 | |
| And where's the 920 meters? #8193 | |
| As I understood it, the Belisarius thing was an excuse to get him back into power.. #8194 | |
| Tolwyn... I *think* he was actually worried about Belisarius... because we see him talk about that when it's only the reader seeing his thoughts... #8195 | |
| Well, it explains the Black Lance just as we've always done... he set it up to fight off future enemies... #8196 | |
| Oh... well... it finally proved something I tried to a long time ago. #8199 | |
| That only noble kats have the words... because for some reason Fireclaw never gets one. #8200 | |
| Keith prolly has a system, which we'll have to work out... I like 'dai' better than 'nar' anyway... Maybe they define the next word... dai is a province, nar is a planet... #8201 | |
| I dunno what's with the Gratha, though. I dunno why they chose the name. #8202 | |
| AS too... in the intro... #8203 | |
| Well, at least we have a name for the shuttles now... #8204 | |
| Yeah, that was odd... at least we have proof that it's not an accident, now. #8205 | |
| Soo... what about that fake arm? I liked how they explained Kruger's backstory... #8206 | |
| And for the fake arm, they mention in the WC3 novel that he's been wounded, but nothing beyond that. #8207 | |
| It was like... not really a story... as much as stuff that happens. #8209 | |
| Hans might be his middle name... Or a nickname... 'Hands' gone horribly wrong... Well... Hans is a common German name... But, he lied about his name in AS once, at least.... Hmmm... it's prolly just the friendly form... #8210 | |
| Whoooo #8211 | |
| You should have told him 'later'... #8212 | |
| Lets make WCNews cards out of our pictures, for our bios. #8213 | |
| Probably given to him because of his German sounding last name. #8215 | |
| My problem is just Spencer. #8218 | |
| Not without the book here. #8221 | |
| Lemme go grab mine, one sec #8224 | |
| I smell lawsuit! #8225 | |
| He's an existential philosopher... beleived basically the same thing as Tolwyn in WCIV. #8227 | |
| Where'd you get Bhantkara class? Found 920, p.139 Found it. 392 #8228 | |
| Nothing... I'll have my mom check to see if the check has been cashed... #8234 | |
| Well... I'm gonna go to the comic book store to learn more about WC action figures... hopefully... be back soon. #8236 | |
| Actually, the Concordia *does* use its weapon. Watch a battle between the Concordia and any furball capship... it first a big red PTC ball that kills anything. #8237 | |
| Although we should note that SO2 points out that it takes forever to fire the PTC, and there's a Prophecy-esque chance that the Concordia will blow up when that happens;) #8238 | |
| Whoever remembered that the Oort cloud is in the Kilrah system... I'll have your children #8239 | |
| Actually, I believe Sparks becomes an officer in ER... #8240 | |
| Because if he goes back and is killed, we wouldn't get to fight him at the end of the game... that'd be sort of anti-climactic. #8241 | |
| Christmas in summer would be like summer break in the winter... #8243 | |
| Hmmm... Southampton, didn't that get the crap bombed out of it during the war? Hehe, actually I just assumed that because all of England got the crap bombed out of it during the war... Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? #8244 | |
| Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? #8247 | |
| Well, once... they bombed like Washington State or something. #8249 | |
| No, they bombed the US. #8251 | |
| It was a pathetic little thing to prove it was possible, they used submarine based aircraft. #8252 | |
| Oregon. A E14Y1 dropped four 76 kg bombs in two attacks on the Oregon coast. #8253 | |
| * LOAF likes his WCP uniform. #8254 | |
| * LOAF has Spyder's jumpsuit #8255 | |
| Hey, Wh00pster #8260 | |
| I should do all these updates people have forwarded me... #8261 | |
| It's 7orange, and it has '101' written on the side in fur... #8262 | |
| If I were to go to London, would you go to London to see me, or would I have to search out wherever it is you live using an autogyro or something? #8263 | |
| Well, experiments in branding... #8264 | |
| Oooh, rocket skateboard... Hehe, like in 'Back to the Future'... #8265 | |
| Do I look like I have all the answers? #8267 | |
| It's a fan directory... #8269 | |
| Today... I finish the updates to the WCMovie site, I've been putting that off long enough. #8270 | |
| Organizing screenshots. #8272 | |
| Wow, Chris, can I have one of those? #8273 | |
| Nothing much, just general WC chat... #8274 | |
| I liked ST... it was fun... Although I know WC is better. #8275 | |
| Oh, I haven't been following this... #8276 | |
| I went with like ten people... but the theater was empty other than that... and it was the first show... #8277 | |
| Need questions and answers for the movie FAQ, and IMDB links for all the actors.. you know... You can kill me... you can bury my ideas... you can bury who I was... but there's one thing you can't bury... automatic drilling machiens that are powered by a lack of light... because they'd just keep digging themselves back up... #8278 | |
| Had: 1 star, 2 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars... #8279 | |
| Hadrian Sings the Blues? #8281 | |
| It's a good idea, you did a lot pretty quickly. #8282 | |
| I don't ever use any... stuff... anymore... so I dunno <G> #8283 | |
| Hehe, I like the commercial for asteroids. #8284 | |
| That's where I see myself in ten years... #8285 | |
| Hmm... maybe you could email him my address? #8286 | |
| I just haven't talked to him in forever, I wouldn't want to seem rude... #8287 | |
| I got a free WCIVDVD in the mail... #8288 | |
| Do people usually confuse her for a man, Tre? #8291 | |
| Hmmm... I think you're supposed to say "No, do they often confuse me for a man?" #8292 | |
| Stupid Hades, trix are for kids... #8294 | |
| * LOAF_News slaps ace with little Lisa's sweater #8296 | |
| anyway, I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you in a few hours maybe... #8302 | |
| Hey guys. Sorry, I haven't been here... I sort of have the cold from hell... #8303 | |
| Wow, but if you were in Vietnam, a sucky roomate would be a good thing... #8304 | |
| Except the fuzzed out porn channel doesn't come on in the day anymore:/ It's like the international channel rightg now... #8305 | |
| We tried to start a war to get news for the CIC once, but Cpl Hades wouldn't attack Scotland for us... #8307 | |
| I'm happy, we're whooping Iraqi ass... #8310 | |
| I wish Tony Blair was president... #8312 | |
| Also, to prevent Iraq from producing weapons... #8313 | |
| But as long as we blow up stuff, I'm happy... I'm sooo tired of us threatening to attack. #8314 | |
| I want to make Dund talk to girls... #8318 | |
| We don't want to prove anything to them... we just want to kill them... #8319 | |
| I think they have it at matthewlillard.com. #8320 | |
| Just a note saying that he's in it... #8322 | |
| I've been sick... still sick... #8323 | |
| I've just been coming on to update, mostly... #8325 | |
| Classes start August 25th... #8327 | |
| Good thing she's fictional... I mean, if she was real, she'd prolly be pretty pissed...<G> #8328 | |
| FC wasn't as much a wonderful story as it was a good description of the WC universe... #8329 | |
| He obviously faked his death... #8330 | |
| Hehe, he's Richards... the most likely candidate to do that... #8331 | |
| Nah, it's probably something more sinister. #8332 | |
| How do you hold a system like that? #8333 | |
| Wow, that was a quick movie... #8334 | |
| I don't think she's the one with the time problems... bbl. #8335 | |
| Well... work on that... I like reading them;) #8338 | |
| My guess is that Kilrah is blue at some point in the year... the plants probably change color or something. #8340 | |
| Wow, why haven't we gotten any hits today? #8341 | |
| Wow, you're the second person wanting me to lick something today, and it's only 6:39 AM... #8342 | |
| Hehe, I should talk to him. #8344 | |
| Like you don't think it when you type your email address. #8346 | |
| Oh, Tony Blair... he's cool... #8347 | |
| I can't believe they stopped blowing up Iraq... #8348 | |
| I want a Kofar... because, hey, Kofar... #8349 | |
| Yeah, we should all go to Viper... #8351 | |
| I like saying Pikachu... #8352 | |
| Stupid Raptor... BW pride... #8354 | |
| I suppose I should go meet him if there's ever a BW Pride rally in DC... #8355 | |
| What's Johnny's new email? #8357 | |
| Who wants a special prize? #8358 | |
| Oh, I think Keith's 'escorts' are Light Destroyers... #8360 | |
| Did you get your prizes? #8361 | |
| Forbes: (apologizing to deveraux) Sorry..sorry. I was just showing off a bit in front of Maniac. #8362 | |
| Hehe, this is gonna be a good movie. #8363 | |
| DAmn him for putting my name on that... #8366 | |
| Well, I'm going to do the best timeline ever period, so I'll show him. #8367 | |
| Yeah, work is progressing well on the encyclopedia... #8368 | |
| As long as I finish it before... I go to Texas... I'll be happy... though... #8369 | |
| Damnit, I want the movie more than ever... #8371 | |
| www.wcnews.com/loaf #8372 | |
| Hmmm... my brother got Mark Hamill's autograph in the mail... #8374 | |
| Wrote to him, apparently... they used to have an address at markhamill.com. Name is spelled wrong, though. Gravin Lesnick <G> #8375 | |
| * LOAF liam's Octopi's hunt #8378 | |
| He wants you for your body, Mav... #8379 | |
| I don't think anybody can pick up a chick called Christa... #8381 | |
| * LOAF can't want to get a toy Rapier and a toy Dralthi... (G) #8382 | |
| Angel has some great dialogue in the movie... #8383 | |
| Lazarus... Geeze, Chris, you're an idiot, you've never heard of Hans Kruger's merchant ship from Action Statiosn? . #8384 | |
| Yay, go for it. #8385 | |
| I'm this (|-|) close to getting a copy of that script, I can feel it... Pray... #8387 | |
| mp3.loaf.net #8388 | |
| I mean my old WC page. #8394 | |
| We need CIC badges... #8395 | |
| Welcome back! #8400 | |
| Brought to you by the letters F and U. #8401 | |
| I have a Christmas tree... #8402 | |
| Same... been working on encyclopedia stuff today... #8403 | |
| Anyway, I've been snowed in all day... #8404 | |
| We prolly only got 3 inches but... erm... I'm in the woods. #8405 | |
| Well, Half Life, bbl. #8406 | |
| Thunderbolt? #8407 | |
| Hehe, now say 'back'... #8408 | |
| WB Chris #8409 | |
| wb Chrissy #8411 | |
| WB Sloop #8412 | |
| Wow, you're working on Christmas? #8414 | |
| 3DO was sorta different... the 3D0 company designed the tech and several licensed several different companies to produce 3D0 companies... like #8415 | |
| The PrivPoll? #8417 | |
| You can use a different browser, if you have one. #8418 | |
| Karl's everywhere, man..l. #8421 | |
| Anyway... what's up? #8422 | |
| Christ! I hate today... #8426 | |
| Did you get my mail, Chris? #8428 | |
| I got the idea because my brother mailed movie places asking for press kits to review movies... and they sent them to him... that and the fact that there was an email address at HarperCollins.com to mail to do reviews... #8430 | |
| I'm massively good... #8433 | |
| What am I? #8434 | |
| yeah... I should mention Peter Telep's Descent thing... #8435 | |
| I never got by that mission where there was a duplicate Enterprise... #8437 | |
| Stupid scripts... #8440 | |
| MKW7 is the one with the weird story in the past, I think... #8442 | |
| You can. I'm not familiar with it... #8443 | |
| I have... a bunch of Star Trek books I got at a library sale, but I've never read them... my brother buys the hardbacks when their appear for like 3 dollars at the fronts of bookstores... #8444 | |
| I got... a little recorder for recording the WC movie audio... #8445 | |
| What about movie theaters? "That's the Tiger's Claw, everybody!" #8449 | |
| But now that I've been accepted somewhere, I don't have to worry about school that much anymore <G> #8451 | |
| If I had to pick a favorite mermaid movie, it'd be 'the little Mermaid'... #8454 | |
| Yeah, I'd kill people who did it during the WC movie... I suppose I'd have to use a silencer... so they wouldn't remove me until after... #8455 | |
| Speaking of which, I got From Earth to the Moon on DVD... now I just need 12 free hours... #8456 | |
| Well... on one hand... Tom Hanks is the best actor ever... on the other hand... that movie sucked... #8457 | |
| WCIII carriers got a class... #8458 | |
| Yeah... it can say 'cool!' whenever anybody says 'I got' #8459 | |
| I've got a horrible disfiguring disease! #8460 | |
| Yeah, Had... 920 meters, 8 turrets... <G> #8461 | |
| Although the guide thing will probably screw up the length... #8464 | |
| I mailed HarperCollins to see if the CIC could get a copy to review... should be available in February, though... #8466 | |
| Well... apparently he talked to Peter Telep about the guide... #8467 | |
| And Peter Telep cared enough to look up everything, and McCubbin will be forced to go with what Telep did... #8468 | |
| Well... Chris and I talked about some movie stuff which sounded cool... #8470 | |
| I'll update about it... lemme paste it in here... #8473 | |
| What's so Oh-My-God, Johnny? #8474 | |
| I'll write an update when I get back, brb #8476 | |
| It'd be so cool if they'd send us the books early. and gawd, I can't wait for these figures... #8478 | |
| Just got back from a little family conference. #8479 | |
| Who's updating right now? #8481 | |
| WC movie toy stuff... #8482 | |
| I really have to apologize for this next thing. my mom never sent the check to MF7... I found the envelope downstairs... so... I'll have that in the mail tommorow... #8483 | |
| Hey Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin #8484 | |
| Wait, WC cases are of four... #8486 | |
| Why not mail Don Perrin and ask what they had intended in the WCIV set? #8487 | |
| Oh, I updated that thing... #8488 | |
| Wait... What are YOU going to do with a joystick? #8489 | |
| Did you ask Kimbers to call Janessa? #8490 | |
| Hehehehe, well it was nice of you to get him something... #8492 | |
| Hehehe, can I do it too? #8493 | |
| Yes! I beat Celina! #8496 | |
| * LOAF kisses Chris passionatly #8497 | |
| * LOAF blinds Hades with HIS INCREDIBLE LIGHT PEN #8498 | |
| * LOAF blinds Hades with the :D emoticon! #8499 | |
| Gathering up files for my first CD-R... #8500 | |
| WCA episodes, WC1/2 Demos... patches... SO fiction... WCIVPSX site stuff... req'd graphics... #8501 | |
| I'd have to install it first... #8502 | |
| Well... I guess I'd better open the box, then... #8503 | |
| CD in! #8505 | |
| Afterrr... and there's like a helo-plane at the top dropping stuff? #8507 | |
| Anyway, I went to the comic book store... #8508 | |
| Grabbed a copy of previews, there's stuff SXGlory didn't bother to copy, and asked the guy... he said he had been planning on ordering some figures, and he'd order the vehicles for me... #8509 | |
| I said "Oh, great, can I reserve them?" and he said sure, put my name and number on a piece of paper w/ a list of all the stuff I want and he'll put it in my brothers reservation box... #8510 | |
| So, I listed the 8 figures, 2 vehicles & the starlog special... and then I look around the store and find this Britihs magazine with a four page article on the making of the movie Kilrathi lots of pictures and a long interview with people, I'm gonna transcribe it... then I get home and there's a copy of the February CGW w/ a review of Gold... #8511 | |
| its actually a review of Descent: Free Space: Silent Threat, Hardwar and Gold, and Gold beat the other two... #8512 | |
| Anyway, I have lots of stuff to scan... #8513 | |
| The article is interesting... spoils the end of the movie, but it's interesting. #8516 | |
| I have to go scan something in the other room, be back in about 20 mikes... #8517 | |
| Nut-san #8519 | |
| Heya SX. #8520 | |
| Thanks for the info, SX. I went out and bought a copy of Previews, and reserved the WC stuff in my box... #8521 | |
| Yeah, I know... he said that a long time ago. #8525 | |
| That Cav moron for one... #8530 | |
| I'm really excited about the books, though... #8533 | |
| Where'd you hear that? #8535 | |
| Do you have last months previews? #8536 | |
| Oh, sorry about last night... the power went out all night... #8537 | |
| Yeah, right on a family gathering. #8538 | |
| The script would be cool, I got promised a copy a long time ago... if I ever actually get it and they don't sell a copy, I'll transcribe it... #8539 | |
| Hmmm... from who? #8541 | |
| Erm, who's putting it out? #8542 | |
| What does the December Previews say about the WC books? #8543 | |
| (page 281 & page 280) #8544 | |
| Oooh, hard cover WC novel... #8545 | |
| Oh, Hades, I'm very miffed at you. #8549 | |
| Kickass, my dream justified, a Hard Cover WC novel. #8550 | |
| Yeah. 'Sci Fi & Fantasy Models' had a kickass article about the Kilrathi from the WC Movie... #8551 | |
| I thought it was odd that they'd already given him the green light for PS, but... #8554 | |
| Wow, that's a metaphor... don't tell Haess... #8555 | |
| The January issue of Sci Fi & Fantasy Models has an article about the Kilrathi... it's a British Magazine and you're British. YOu should have found it instead of me, and then I wouldn't have had to type it up. #8556 | |
| They aren't? My cats ate the good Xmas cookies and left the crappy ones... #8558 | |
| Hehehe, the article about the Kilrathi is sad. #8562 | |
| Hmmm... I can't get a new computer until August:/ #8565 | |
| Yeah, some freak was asking me about that earlier... #8566 | |
| Hmmmm... maybe it's Tony Blair's fault... #8567 | |
| I told him you were dying of incurable cancer and wouldn't be able to update until you return to earth in a new form... Obviously, he wasn't really a WC fan, as he didn't understand that a cure would be discovered any day now... #8568 | |
| Some guy asking me when Chris would update Trivia... #8569 | |
| erm, and I'm back... #8571 | |
| Hehe, sucker, I got all my porn this morning... what should I do? #8574 | |
| I killed two units! #8578 | |
| gotta call somebody, bbs #8580 | |
| Hehe, I have to clean my room. #8581 | |
| We have to seriously think about Austin. #8582 | |
| I check into my dorm on the 20th... (of August) #8583 | |
| 25th... but I'll prolly be in Texas for a while before then, in a hotel or something... #8584 | |
| No, I'll stay closer... there are two hotels I can get into for free... #8585 | |
| Busy for a few minutes before I can check... #8586 | |
| Hehe, you'd drive back with my family. #8589 | |
| Hey Chris, if I get married will you be the best man? #8591 | |
| <LOAF> Oh, okay, cause Hades and I are getting married... right Hades? | |
| <Cpl_Hades> right LOAF, honey #8592 | |
| Hah, ace is many things, but he's no Nazi officer... #8593 | |
| Hehehe, I remember Foshko was talking about the 50 extra Black Lance uniforms and not knowing what to do with them. 'we probably should have given them to a hate crimes group or something' . #8594 | |
| You're wearing the dress... #8595 | |
| * LOAF_RoomClean is away #8598 | |
| My desk is clean, my bed is made and my books are organized... #8602 | |
| I don't have an under to my bed... #8603 | |
| Wow, I wouldn't want to lose my shmlock... #8605 | |
| Back... with the ultimate sandwhich... #8606 | |
| You son of a bitch! When they hang you, I'd better damn well be the person who pulls the switch... #8607 | |
| and a bottle of rum... #8608 | |
| No... practicing for LOAF: The Movie 2 #8610 | |
| You are? I don't even know who you are... #8612 | |
| Half the people in this room are named Chris... #8613 | |
| Anyway... I need to go eat the ultimate sandwich, and thusly must bid adieu too all of you staffers, fanatics, fans and freakish Seattle-friends-o-Chris... #8616 | |
| Jessica Dubroff, 7 year old pilot, was flying an F-117... #8618 | |
| I'm going over the Wc1 script... #8620 | |
| Nah, the Wc1/2 guide explains all of that... #8621 | |
| Hey Hades, when's your birthday #8623 | |
| No, I really didn't. I'm working on encyclopedia stuff... and noting stuff for the WC movie argument, when it comes... #8625 | |
| I played a little starcraft last night... #8627 | |
| Cpl Hades killed in storm! #8628 | |
| Well... the first time I died really quickly... #8631 | |
| and then I set it for 2 AI instead of 1 and they just fought eachother and nothing happened. #8632 | |
| They don't? They did... #8633 | |
| Well, lemme go contiue my skirmish... then I'll work on the enc a bit more... bbl... #8634 | |
| Well... I got the definate impression that while he vocalized his compassion early on in the book (talking to Jason about the conspiracy) he definatly #8637 | |
| didn't believe what he was saying... (he 'thinks' about how he's really #8638 | |
| just covering his own ass, and then there are a bunch of points where they #8639 | |
| try to show us that he doesn't care anymore... like the construction pod thing)... #8640 | |
| Can I send you sections for editing as I finish each system? #8645 | |
| Hehe, stupid #s-cers... #8648 | |
| Personally, I wouldn't accept anything at all (much less anything brown) from a fifty year old man who's love of starcraft and violent sex with little boys is unmatched... #8649 | |
| As an op, I don't like you... #8650 | |
| Do we have a poll for today? #8652 | |
| I'm thinking: "How many times will you see the WC Movie?" over&over/thrice/twice/once/never #8653 | |
| If looks could kill those ones would, it looks *THAT* good... #8654 | |
| Any women yet? #8655 | |
| Wow, Had... you're a pretty hot weatherperson... but you're not as hot as the weather girl on FOX here... #8659 | |
| So... can we do that again? #8661 | |
| But you were the newscaster... #8662 | |
| Oh, yeah, there's no US in CNN... #8663 | |
| Hmmm... can it be Trelane's Tip in The Day instead? #8666 | |
| Lets put all the TToTD's at the guild page and call it a day... #8667 | |
| Were they good movies? #8668 | |
| Hey, I've got to go soon. In 3 hours. but we can play HL now... #8671 | |
| I have some two new hundreds and two new fifties... but no twenties... #8673 | |
| Oh... hmmm... but 'Euro' is a cool word for money.... #8674 | |
| Are any European countries completley getting rid of their money? Like Canada or Greenland or something? #8675 | |
| Have you gotten half a life yet? #8676 | |
| There were some really good missions in there... for example, there's a shipyard strike mission where there are like half a dozen capships. (HELL in SWC, since the capships are much harder than normal-WC1.. A lot of the dialogue and such was taken from SM2, but there were interesting bits in there... I've got a copy of the script around here somewhere... #8679 | |
| Oh, okay. I figured something bad happened... #8682 | |
| one involves scanning, though, so it'll be a few hours... #8685 | |
| There's some WC articles w/ major revelations at Cineflex.com... including new pictures... and there's an article in this months Wizard with a movie picture... Uhm, so dibs on all of that. Oh, I have something about the HOTT novel... #8687 | |
| Working... on... updates... text done... need to do picture stuff... #8689 | |
| I guess Chris isn't coming back... #8690 | |
| Bondarevsky & Ivanova were both born on Razin, which was a Russian colony in the Alpha Centauri system... #8691 | |
| Freedom Filght was so... kiddie (G) #8692 | |
| A friend of mine who works at EB says they didn't have plans to stock them... #8699 | |
| But, its impossible to get a straight answer from TRU <G> #8700 | |
| You're lucky of you can find an English speaking employee <G> #8701 | |
| That's great, Nutso... #8702 | |
| Spooky is a nice guy, but damn, his .sig is annoying <G> #8704 | |
| Now, friend, why are you arguing? This is a friendly channel... #8708 | |
| Oh, just paste it all here. #8709 | |
| Uhm, of course, because I can't play my favorite CD and do anything with my CD drive at the same time.... #8713 | |
| Okay, start interrupt our current conversation to talk about mp3s. #8714 | |
| Can't. hades should do it, he's British. #8717 | |
| Hehe, of course, the others are all on the akick list. #8718 | |
| What's the real secret address? #8722 | |
| You'd better not be fucking with me, brb. #8723 | |
| I told you about the job, Hades. #8725 | |
| Why is it that a sizable portion of the internet is devoted to people making up rumors about the tomb raider movie? #8727 | |
| Hehe, why does everybody want to work for Origin? #8728 | |
| I'm playing the gameboy ROM. #8730 | |
| Oh, that's Wizzy's crap ass design for it... it sucked. #8733 | |
| Ooooh #8736 | |
| Diploma Frames! #8737 | |
| No, I'm waiting for somebody to come over... #8738 | |
| Oh good, hits are going back up. #8739 | |
| The lack of hits is probably because college students are all at home... so it should stay down for a few weeks. #8740 | |
| Wow, I never looked at those pics you sent me. #8741 | |
| Akk looks very different in that pic... sort of like one of the Beverly Hillbillys... #8742 | |
| My god... somebody from the Canadian Meson Research Institute visisted the CIC recently. #8744 | |
| When are you going to Maryland? #8745 | |
| Where will you go to college? #8747 | |
| MIT is nice... but why go to an Academy when you can go somewhere good do ROTC? <G> #8748 | |
| Must... go find... giant... chocolate... bar... brb... #8749 | |
| Agreed... #8750 | |
| Can't you just have it like play a little wav file of Blair going 'all of them' instead of ahving that huge list? #8753 | |
| Hehe... my littlest brother, Gavin... #8754 | |
| No, I'm with somebody... #8755 | |
| What... happened to... the zones? #8756 | |
| the font is changed. #8757 | |
| Oh, wait... its me... #8758 | |
| no... and it's just zones... #8760 | |
| Oh well, I'm working on the new movie site today, again, finally... #8761 | |
| God damned egotistical QT3... #8763 | |
| Fucking plugin I installed eysterday thinks its the plugin for *EVERY TYPE OF FILE*... #8764 | |
| Uhm, F-22idiot, you can't possibly accuse SX of taking anything too seriously when you wear a flag on your shoulder... #8765 | |
| And if your military was made up entirely of 1812 & 1917 veterans, where would you be today? #8766 | |
| Aren't you the thespian/Canadian F-22 pilot who harasses Hades on IRC? #8769 | |
| and we went to like this used software store near there to search for... more WC's... and this hippie guy was asking the clerk where the Mac software was... and they said "I'm sorry, we don't carry mac software anymore, it just didn't sell well enough"... and, much like an evil villan, he yells "You're making a big mistake! You know the iMac just came out, right?" and storms out... #8770 | |
| Erm, so then we went to CompUSA, to buy some blank CDs... #8771 | |
| and we're searching through all these piles of CD's that don't have pricetags when we see the same guy, in CompUSA's pathetic little mac section yelling "Where the | |
| <bleep> is the employee assigned to this area?" over and over... I'm guessing it was Dundradal in 20 years... #8772 | |
| Yeah... it was... #8773 | |
| Speaking of freaky..<ChrisReid> that's freaky *** Cpl_Hades (balmond@sis-mod12.oasis-net.co.uk) has joined #WCNews #8774 | |
| Eyy, Tee, Eff, Double You #8775 | |
| Is it next year in the land of Hades yet, Hades? #8776 | |
| Eeeeek, there's a land of Hades? #8777 | |
| Good, go read it. #8778 | |
| Hmmm... I told the government I need money for a new computer... #8779 | |
| Gamespot says that anybody who tries a Mutalisk Rush is in for a big surprise... I say that anybody who can say 'Mutalisk Rush' with a straight face needs a big suprise... #8780 | |
| I'm pissed off with everybody's .sig but mine and Chris'... #8781 | |
| Although Chris should put my quote in his sig... #8782 | |
| I think you're talking about the future... a better future for all of us, both man and... I'm going to strangle the person who thought up 'kil'... #8785 | |
| Dund! I met one of you! #8786 | |
| Yeah, there, it's in the book... #8787 | |
| At the first store he was like threatening the person who told him that mac stuff didn't sell well enough for them to stockit. #8790 | |
| Workingonmoviesite! #8791 | |
| Hades, you're my favorite mistake... #8792 | |
| To do an oversized Wing Commander �fact book� HarperCollins selected Wing Commander alumni Chris McCubbin � who�s resume includes the documentation for several Wing Commander games, as well as multiple Wing Commander official guides. Is that the right use of 'alumni'? Or should it be 'alumn'? #8793 | |
| Hehe, Wizzy's gay diary got taken down:/ #8795 | |
| I think we're all banned from #WC... #8796 | |
| According to Borders, the WCMovie adaptation is 256 pages... and the Movie Jr. Adaptation is 128 pages... and according to the author, the only difference is that the jr novel has had all the sex removed... #8798 | |
| I wonder if advertising secretops.com is spamming in #W-C... #8799 | |
| because it's on the same server as wcnews.com... #8800 | |
| That's because your over eleven... you don't turn him on like the kids who do anything he says do... #8801 | |
| Chris McCubbin wrote ever computer book ever, apparently #8806 | |
| He also turns water into wine... #8807 | |
| ten thousand... #8811 | |
| Did you do a breakdown? #8812 | |
| I know that, but it doesn't sound cool that way... (note, I only know that because I get yelled at all the time for calling it the imaginary number e..) #8814 | |
| Just hits... AFAIK... Origin kept a log of ips for a while, but I don't think we do that anymore... #8817 | |
| Speaking of flame zones, I hear CBF was going to publish his book but has decided to hold out for more money;) #8818 | |
| I LOVE YOU CINESCAPE! #8819 | |
| Where should I know you from? #8821 | |
| The CIC isn't just about Wing Commander... it's about melting stuff... at least it is now... #8826 | |
| www.wcnews.com... #8827 | |
| I don't violently hate the aces as much as I used to... if that's any help... #8829 | |
| No, I don't hate them... #8830 | |
| I fight with lots of people at posting boards... #8833 | |
| Why, I used to fight with Chris... and now we're lovers! By which I mean, friends... #8834 | |
| Show me the numbers. #8837 | |
| I had an idea for the ascilotriptostolene update... #8838 | |
| Need... more... FAQ questions #8839 | |
| We are so going to whoop dan's page's ass. #8840 | |
| Oh, I don't even visit SOZone... #8841 | |
| Just put a link pointing people to the /zone/ #8842 | |
| Agreed... 99 will be better. #8846 | |
| Oh crap... I lost my WS_FTP... including my CIC login stuff... can I get somebody elses? GUYS! This is important... Chris! Dash it, what's the wake up Chris command? Chris! Had! #8847 | |
| Chris, when youg et back, can you send me a copy of WSFTP and the CIC login stuff? #8849 | |
| Please. <G> bbs #8850 | |
| No... it'll be much better. WE'RE GETTING A MOVIE!!!! WHOO! #8851 | |
| 99 will be the BEST year! Movie! Toys! Online game! Books aplenty! COLLEGE! #8852 | |
| Pilgrim Stars will be out Q3/Q4... #8854 | |
| if it's a DVD it'll have lots of stuff. #8857 | |
| Stuff like a second series of action figures... #8859 | |
| Well, yer not getting a new game. #8860 | |
| Speaking of people who aren't getting any, Sivar! #8861 | |
| I just want to do it in a completely factual manner and explain it later, so we can blame 27th century historians for simply getting their data from the CIC... #8863 | |
| as soon as I eat dinner, get this set up and get my order into barnes&noble.com #8864 | |
| There, ordering 40 bucks of WC stuff from barnes&Noble... #8865 | |
| young novel, adult novel, guide & official magazine, all overnight... #8866 | |
| Time to update some ass... #8867 | |
| Beth from ATFW is the woman gamer... #8869 | |
| Dund is such an idiot. #8870 | |
| No, February... #8872 | |
| http://wingcommander.gms.lu/The-Movie/pictures/other/wc139.jpg #8875 | |
| wait, is it the guy who stands next to Tolwyn in the trailer? #8876 | |
| Who has the trailer? #8877 | |
| Is it Tolwyn, Paladin or Gerald? #8879 | |
| one sounds like 'shitmill' and one doesn't #8881 | |
| No, I can do it if you want <G> #8882 | |
| Eeek, I'm going to anti-NYC next year #8884 | |
| I'm practically 18 and I can't drive. #8885 | |
| Hmmm... well... I have a license... #8886 | |
| it's funny... an entire year has gone by and we haven't even gotten an answer to that one all important question... #8888 | |
| Ahh, if only that were how 'You've got Mail' had ended... #8890 | |
| You just know he went to grab his vintage MC Hammer CDs... #8891 | |
| Hmmm, I guess I should blow that up like everybody else... #8893 | |
| No, it's all going to come at once... #8894 | |
| Also, I had part of a big hershey's bar I got for Christmas... by which, of course, I mean that I drunk eleven cases of beer... #8895 | |
| By 'Pepsi and fruity treat' I of course meant I had sex with eleven women and did hundreds of kilos of crack... #8896 | |
| WC has a more sarcastic crowd... #8900 | |
| A case is like a million beers... #8901 | |
| 'didn't' and 'don't know how to' are different... #8903 | |
| Wow, none of them grasped my sarcasm at all... #8904 | |
| * LOAF opens up a bag of pikachu on #WingNut #8905 | |
| eighteen... however you spell it. #8906 | |
| Oh, we've got the Ascilotriptostolene thing covered. #8910 | |
| Oh, Dund, have you heard from Keith lately? #8911 | |
| And lemme guess... she and her two attractice lesbian friends forced you to perform sexual favors as punishment? #8913 | |
| * LOAF crossbows ace #8915 | |
| I went downstairs, heated up a day old bagel and put some peanut butter on it... #8916 | |
| one time I was heating up hot dogs in the dark and I dropped the plate on my toe, and it got all blue. That's pretty much the most exciting adventure I've ever had... #8917 | |
| Oh, except that time Chris and I stopped those gold stealing Nazi supermen... #8918 | |
| Never got your address, I dont't hink #8919 | |
| Zygoma Beach? #8920 | |
| Wow, you found LAUNCHIE #8921 | |
| God, I used to be hilarious. #8922 | |
| I'm like one of those sweet little tv kids who turned into a double murderer... like Alyssa Milano... #8923 | |
| Hades, find it... the first one #8925 | |
| MINT! #8927 | |
| Oh, Chris, I mailed lots of important people... and so did Hades #8928 | |
| Chris Roberts, Pete Shelus, Keith & Baen's PR person #8929 | |
| I mailed God... #8930 | |
| Yeah... WCP Lead Programmer... I figure it's time to start begging WCO people for tidbits... #8931 | |
| Wow, WCN is really desprate for hits... #8933 | |
| He's online right now, you know. #8935 | |
| Did Hades get a copy of Launchie? #8936 | |
| Hey Chris, you talking to Taser? #8937 | |
| Should I talk to him? Is there something you needed? #8938 | |
| Yeah okay, we've both done a lot of work today. #8940 | |
| She's gone to get her money to show me that she's saving to get her own computer <G> #8943 | |
| Okay... Had... If I got you an interview with Keith, would you? If I got you an interview with Chris, would you? No. Chris Carter, producer of the X-Files... Yes Chris Roberts. #8945 | |
| Only in the sense that the CIC got 0 hits today. #8948 | |
| I loaded it at exactly 0:00, and there had naturally been no hits that day. and it couldn't predict that there would be any more hits, because every percent of 0 is 0. #8949 | |
| Hmmm, the second stupidest thing you can probably find in a Dune 2000/Sim City 2000 newsgroup... people asking whether or not their computers have the Y2K bugs because they installed Dune 2000 or SC2000. #8950 | |
| Yeah, remember when you were %_%_%_%_% for like 6 months? #8951 | |
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're a kat in FC... #8955 | |
| Hehehe, the Kilrah system map doesn't have Igrathi. #8956 | |
| You... use the wheel to scroll. #8959 | |
| You have to install seprate software to give them wheel power, though #8960 | |
| I'm gonna do a WC Year in Review: 1998 thing. #8961 | |
| I'm gonna use WCHS & CIC updates to do it. Unfortunatly I'm missing most of May, June & July <G> #8962 | |
| Ace, you joined the staff on Januar 12th. #8963 | |
| No, it had Kris Kristofferson... #8966 | |
| Hehe, my brother's a big fan. #8967 | |
| He's all I hear about all day <G> #8968 | |
| Wow, I took out 6 AI's during the AI rebellion... #8969 | |
| Hopefully, I'll have the movie books by the 18th... #8970 | |
| Uberlag caused by the fact that I'm downloading lots of WCA's at least... #8971 | |
| Can I play Half Life with yall in half an hour? #8973 | |
| I'd say what I said earlier, but nobody got the S:AAB reference #8974 | |
| What's Tre getting a rebate on? #8975 | |
| SB live sounds like a pr0n thing... "Watch our girls SB! Live!" #8976 | |
| if I were the last man on Earth, and we had to mate to preserve the human race... #8979 | |
| Actually, the proper response is 'how come you get to be the man?' #8981 | |
| The MiG's aren't MiG's at all... #8982 | |
| The Rapier's are f'ing British... I feel so sick... #8983 | |
| Because Magazines called them MiGs. #8984 | |
| Stupid Brits, don't make us save your ass like we did in double you double you two... #8985 | |
| Hehe, the shittiest DVD-ROM ever built was that one Chris and I made out of monkey feces... #8986 | |
| Yeah, we probably should have used cat urine or epoxy or something... #8987 | |
| You want time to speed up so you can't see the movie? #8988 | |
| Yeah, IceMan would try to imitate the 'firstname, lastname' protocol set up by Chris Reid #8990 | |
| Why don't you want to see the movie? #8991 | |
| <Klip> Ace be one shrewd business nigga #8993 | |
| <Dundradal> I'M NOT SCREWING MY DOG! #8995 | |
| <ace> I saw a guy get killed today because he was black actually | |
| <ace> they should all be shot | |
| <ace> all I saw was 10 people screaming "die nigga!" #8996 | |
| <ace> I would like to kill..................................................................................................................................................deathlok #9000 | |
| Hehehe, I just get this sense that Chris didn't know what he was talking about during the jacking conversation. #9001 | |
| Find the one where I tell you I hate Chris Reid #9003 | |
| Yeah, deathlok goes both ways. #9004 | |
| That god damned fucking swearscript was so fucking stupid... #9005 | |
| Holy hell, how long does it take "Crid" reid to get dressed? #9006 | |
| * LOAF plays some LOAF music, while standing on a BOX. #9007 | |
| ell, I'm just a paradox. #9009 | |
| I'm the opposite of Captain Sheridan, I can't stand the sound of rain while I'm trying to sleep... #9010 | |
| But he can't walk or do anything once he lands... unless he's brilliant scientist Steven Hawking, in which case he can immediatly be cast in the enemy's version of Star Trek: The Next Generation... #9012 | |
| I used to have a lego empire... #9017 | |
| Benland... it wasn't entirely lego... the civilians were monstly plastic squids, lobsters and fish... and there were plastic army men and their support vehicles to defend our cities... #9018 | |
| Oh, by generic I mean just general realLegos rather than Tychos or anything... #9019 | |
| Well, I'll download as many vintage cars as I can, so as to get a more legal profession... #9021 | |
| Yeah, you'd probably be pretty happy if you had three women at once... of course, by the same logic each CIC staffer gets several thousand... #9022 | |
| My older brother is the stereotypical Trekkie... but he's actually younger than I am... also, he walks around in a Lev Arris type trenchcoat and has a big plastic silver gun... #9024 | |
| I'd better go work on the new version of LAUNCHIE... #9026 | |
| Yeah... all the computers in my house connect to a linux server that connects to erols... #9029 | |
| 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com #9035 | |
| Babies are funny when you bash in their skulls... #9036 | |
| *** LOAF is now known as Porn-on-the-Cob #9037 | |
| yeah, I agree... but everybody who's seen it has said that the beggining of the WC movie with the big attack is *incredible* ;) #9038 | |
| I'm just worried that since the books will be out next week, I'll spoil it for myself. #9039 | |
| I have to. I helped the author check his facts and he put my name in them. I'm so excited. #9040 | |
| Thanks LOAF. If you were female and pretty, I could kiss you. But since that isn't the case, how about I send you some more WC1 pictures instead. #9043 | |
| Do you know if there's a SegaCD emulator yet? #9044 | |
| Not exactly like SWC... it was WC1 with full speech... #9046 | |
| Damned realistic 3D lighting, it's making it impossible to see the screen... #9047 | |
| Wow, 20 dollars is the most I've ever payed for shipping for anything ever... #9048 | |
| 4. They've used Broadswords as obsolete heavy fighters. You have them listed as bombers. Should I let them use Broadswords, or can you suggest a replacement model for an obsolete heavy fighter that privateers could have bought cheap and refurbished? #9049 | |
| But it would have been changing the WC universe unecessarily. #9050 | |
| Broadswords are heavy fighters in Privateer... #9051 | |
| My DNS is funky too, Hades... #9052 | |
| All the PSX EMU's I found were like 'M3 & my m8s d3ciDEDEZ 2 m8ke PSXEMU!!!!!!!!!! It RUULEZ!!!!' #9056 | |
| No, it's all C&Cy... #9058 | |
| When's it coming out? F'ing VOXEL game... #9060 | |
| Hehe, 10 bucks says that the only reason that mag still sells is because people think it's 'Crackaddict'... naturally, these people are high at the time of purchase... #9061 | |
| But there are only 11 mac people, and seven of them live in ditches... #9062 | |
| Only mac people would be stupid enough to buy an iMac... #9064 | |
| I dunno, I painted my room once and didn't need a copy of Byte... #9065 | |
| No, I don't think PC people would have any reason to paint their computer. #9066 | |
| They don't have to go "Uhm, no, see, it's red, it's a fire extinguisher" when people go "You call that a computer?"... #9067 | |
| It tells me that my PAD plugin ports aren't configured #9069 | |
| Where would you get 5 monitors? #9070 | |
| Oh, it played the 3dfx schwang first. #9072 | |
| Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. #9073 | |
| Holy crap, it played the EA logo. #9074 | |
| What are you doing? #9075 | |
| Well... spaceflight works, although the entire game goes very slowly. and there's no sound in FMV <G> #9077 | |
| TIME SLICE|||||||||| #9079 | |
| Maybe SO and WCP could meld... #9080 | |
| Then we'd get to see who played PG. #9081 | |
| Wooo, WC got surged... #9083 | |
| I don't understand the last two... #9085 | |
| are they just the planetary alliance and assembly of clans? #9086 | |
| Well, what can I do? #9087 | |
| Hades is making me look at pr0n! #9088 | |
| Unfortunatly not, I'd be disconnecting my entire house-network. #9089 | |
| Yeah, Hades, do that. Lemme see if other people are using my network... #9090 | |
| I mailed Neil Young... #9091 | |
| Notice and Sean (G) But you got that CC'd... #9092 | |
| I like the wcmzone, discussion is for the most part quite intelligent. #9093 | |
| Well, technically we already knew that, since it was in the first article we ever posted. #9094 | |
| hehe, no, I admire the pilots who dared to fly Me 163's <G> #9096 | |
| * LOAF hits Hades with WAR. #9097 | |
| I have a talent for war... #9098 | |
| Hmmm... Beth must be the LOAF of ATFW people, I've never seen that other guy update... #9099 | |
| Blue is the LOAF of BluesNews #9100 | |
| can we PLEASE melt a Pikachu? #9102 | |
| Which, I note, is no longer wearing a hat, why are our lights still up? #9103 | |
| I'm changing my name to Id Software and suing... #9104 | |
| \|Micro3$oft|/ #9105 | |
| we can recreate #W-C on another net... #9106 | |
| We're having a re-enactment... #Wing-Commander #9108 | |
| But when I do that I get all these weird people icq'ing me... #9111 | |
| Wow, why would Wizzy do that... #9112 | |
| Hey Mav, drop by #Wing-Commander on services1.undernet.org ? #9113 | |
| Ahh, damnit, Eagle disconected... #9114 | |
| Get rid of whoever that is and we can <G> #9115 | |
| Thats okay, there's always Steve #9117 | |
| * LOAF goes to check his resposnes in alt.2cats.tied #9118 | |
| alt.felines.tied.together was all spam:/ #9119 | |
| I suggest a highly compressed neon spray... #9120 | |
| Top 10 reasons future WC's will be better than anything... 10) There won't be a 'WC: 2000'. #9121 | |
| School sucks ass... #9123 | |
| I'll drop three... #9125 | |
| Anybody here see A Call to Arms? #9127 | |
| Hehehehe... I thought WCIII/ACTA was better than WCP/Thirdspace, though. #9129 | |
| We went to the undernet and had a historical re-enactment of #Wing-Commander... #9130 | |
| It was strange and scary and weird, but it was okay... #9132 | |
| Well, I think that's the guy who's doing the music for Crusade... so... #9133 | |
| I... don't know, Chris, what's the topic? #9136 | |
| Hehe... oh, Chris, you'll be happy to learn that I've recommended that Rock shoot you.. #9137 | |
| He posts to the 'zone like he was ChrisReid, except he's an asshole. #9141 | |
| Lemme find Dan, he was all excited about the new music... #9142 | |
| HAHAHA, I got the best Spam. #9143 | |
| Imagine what I thought when I saw it in my mailbox. #9144 | |
| Well, LOAF is actually giving up high school to finish the damned thing... #9146 | |
| "Hello, Police, I've been slayed by my husband... what, why are you laughing?" #9150 | |
| Anyway, I think my life would be greatly improved if I owned a Furby... because I'd thwack somebody on the head with it, killing them and leading to a big court case over whether Furby's are really alive... and then if they are, it's not my fault, and if they're not, I'll sue the furby company for making me think they're responsible for their own actions... yeah, it'll be sweet... #9151 | |
| I remember setting my Dornier 17 to have unlimited bombs in Battle of Britain years ago, and blowing up every base in England in like four hours of constant... bombing stuff... #9153 | |
| Yeah, but those are Rapier II's <G> (According to the KS manual...) #9155 | |
| Well, they don't always call the Thunderbolt the Thunderbolt VII;) #9156 | |
| and I went to this like... museum island in Germany... it was freaky, I saw strange strange things... #9157 | |
| Your freaky pr0n fiend is hanging around... #9160 | |
| He was here yesterday looking for handouts. Ask him how college is going. #9161 | |
| You know, LOAF, why can't I be on the staff? #9164 | |
| The Combat Informakkbar Center #9165 | |
| He was probably curious... #9166 | |
| Yeah... after I screw up the visionary future of B5, I'm writing the sequal to 'Diary of Anne Frank', to work in Chris... #9167 | |
| Oh, that scares me too... Girls, that is... #9168 | |
| I never knew any girls, really #9170 | |
| Is it just me or did the Excalibur have Sean Murphy's trademark bridge? #9171 | |
| and was the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy earth strangely remeniscent of the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy Earth? #9172 | |
| and the Captain was an Eisen wannabe, complete with little poor children back home. #9173 | |
| Yeah, good point, I guess. #9174 | |
| Yeah, it'll be... in my hands on the 16th, hopefully... so... I can report to you... #9175 | |
| Ever hear a weird voice inside the back of your head... and you can't quite figure it out... and then you realize that you're wearing a radio headset thing? #9176 | |
| I'm really excited about the novel, and worried about the official guide... #9177 | |
| FC lacks Forstchen's political stuff... and it has a lot more military details... #9178 | |
| AS was pretty good... FC was better, though, more continious... they probably got somebody good to check some facts for them... #9179 | |
| Hey, what about these other people who aren't Chris McCubbin who worked on the movie guide? Maybe they knew what they were doing? #9180 | |
| Eeek, Akk and Byydo dissipated at the same time... #9181 | |
| BTW, that comment was in response to a comment that I looked like you and Foshko. #9182 | |
| Well, I would say, but he's always lurking... . #9184 | |
| He had me send him like 60 page of notes, and a copy of WC1 and lots of pictures of all the game stuff <G> and he asked a million questions... #9185 | |
| See, if you were Blair you could have said that when Angel told you her callsign in WC1, and it would have been so much more romantic than staring at her as she recited stats about the Dralthi... #9186 | |
| hehehe, which reminds me, the CICPeople got a strange email from somebody... "I think in WC6 you guys should have this kid who is always trying to save Casey's life, and in the end succeeds but dies, this would make you feel sorry for him and hate the bugs moe" and then he went on to say "also, I think it would be nice if you were to cast me as this kid, because I am a good actor and my family really needs the money".. #9187 | |
| Is there an Origin UK studio? #9190 | |
| You just wanted to say "Heypoc" like me... #9192 | |
| Hehe, oh, hey, Chris found your letter that came with the original WCP Map. Yeah, it was with the WCP map gif from wcp.com... from Johnny Guentzel of stellar cartography... #9194 | |
| The Enigma system is supposed to contain �a massive Black Hole.� The Tanhauser Nebula is in the vicinity of the Trafalgar system. The Caliban Nebula is in the vicinity of the Caliban / Ariel systems. There is a nebula in or near one of the systems that WC:P takes place in. #9195 | |
| Hey, that last one isn't really true, is it? #9196 | |
| Hades extracted weird multiplayer stuff from WCP... #9197 | |
| Confed probably got them w/ the treaty of Kobar Yagar... or however you spell it... #9198 | |
| How do you do the Law? #9200 | |
| How do you do the Law? #9201 | |
| Was it to pick up a Compaq? #9203 | |
| I'm ditching this thing before I go to Texas <G> #9206 | |
| Hehehe, I need a faster computer.. Hades & I got WC3 PSX to work today with an emulator, but it was so frickin slow. #9209 | |
| WC has 9 percent! #9213 | |
| Yeah, I saw that... they like didn't promote it at all. #9214 | |
| Not really, stay away from my me. #9216 | |
| Wow, more spam tonight... THIS IS NOT SPAM. YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS E-MAIL BECAUSE YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE SMART LIST. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE REMOVED FROM THIS LIST PLEASE TYPE REMOVE IN THE SUBJECT BOX AND HIT RETURN #9217 | |
| Well, Chris, looks like you were wrong, I am a member of the smart list... #9218 | |
| I dunno Akk, maybe you should order my FBI file and find out. #9222 | |
| The ONLY lobbying group in Washington that stands up for America's Baby-Boomers is one that has been organized by Boomers BoomersUSA. #9223 | |
| But I wanna know how the Joan's project is coming. #9224 | |
| Oh, well, if it dies or gets finished, show it to me so I can either steal it or see it? #9225 | |
| I mean, hey, we know the class for the WCIII kat carriers, this is a good time to be alive... #9226 | |
| Dagger, CompUSA is *not* run by the Communist Party... #9229 | |
| I got a wheelmouse... and at night I can still hear the screams... #9230 | |
| Hehehe, you people are so stupid, the FBI is *MUCH* too busy trying to solve the X-Files to bother with you, DUH . #9231 | |
| Yeah, maybe, I probably pissed off some Russians trying to find info on classified MiG cockpits... #9232 | |
| Oooh, Sean Murphy is online, I should ask him about his bridge... #9233 | |
| Hmmm... he dies at the end... probably... I have to start/finish Grendel... #9234 | |
| Actually, there is... We used it to create the CIC <G> #9236 | |
| That was in refrence to Wizzy's online diary. #9238 | |
| Boomer *still* hasn't sent me that poster... can you please steal it from him? #9239 | |
| Well, yeah, but it's six less things I have to say... #9241 | |
| what about this intimate encounter in #ace-1sexhucle? #9243 | |
| You know that... Byydo... that there is... #9244 | |
| You know... those volcanos that kids make out of baking soda and... soemthing else... #9245 | |
| Yeah, me either, I had to make a stupdi space shuttle heat shield, but the point is that if you mix Byydo and our staff together, we could make a big explosion... #9246 | |
| Hehehe, I'm looking through Byyd's log. #9250 | |
| Delance called me dickless for not sending him my mp3:( actually he called me dccless... #9251 | |
| Eeek! Have to run... bbs... send that update to me and I'll put it up tommorow #9252 | |
| I think 'bitches' would be a good currency... #9253 | |
| I'd be able to say "Hey, lend me a bitch please" a lot more... #9254 | |
| Maybe loaf@wcnews.com is broken, somebody test it? #9257 | |
| Johnny even said he'd mailed me... #9258 | |
| Dund is such an idiot. #9259 | |
| Dash it, my thing is being a bitch... #9260 | |
| Hey, can I have a copy of the book? #9262 | |
| Dash it, no mail. #9264 | |
| Dash, I wish I could respond to McCubbin... #9265 | |
| Tell him that the books *should* be available in about two weeks... under two weeks... #9267 | |
| Hehehehe... sounds good. #9268 | |
| Can I mention to Telep that McCubbin got his copy? #9270 | |
| Yeah, but everybody's been on vacation. #9273 | |
| The Book is 148 pages long. #9274 | |
| I mean, like, the Lesnick system probably doesn't need a squadron... it's all stuck back there. Of course there's probably always revolt in the Hardwicke system;) #9275 | |
| But I can't be my own relative... #9281 | |
| I mean, even if I liked the WCA RPG, I know I'm not, I'd have to be a moron to call myself a #WCA-RPGer... #9282 | |
| and I got to say 'seminal fluids'... what a complete day. #9285 | |
| You can help me... I want you do to the graphics, sound and all the coding for my game... #9286 | |
| Well, the only gaming system I own is Netscape... #9287 | |
| http://www.spinnoff.com/dfc/archive/index.cgi?cartoon=65 #9288 | |
| Daddy, Mommy's wearing her "whore" earrings...you know what THAT means! #9289 | |
| "The hills are alive... with the sound of... oh fuck... not the mustard gas again." #9290 | |
| We're starting a rock band and we've decided to let you be our first groupie fuck-toy #9292 | |
| I'm taking bookquotes. #9293 | |
| My wet dream involves the Confederation Handbook and possibly a Chris Blair as a marine action figure... #9294 | |
| Hehehe, if you're going to insult me maybe you should think up some of your own lines first. #9296 | |
| The plumber is coming up the basement stairs and he's going to, quote, fucking tear you a new asshole, unquote. #9297 | |
| Any word from Chris McCubbin? #9299 | |
| I was thinking maybe I could ask him to do a realaudio interview and then promote it w/ a corrolary update... #9302 | |
| Maybe it could be a dual-infoburst... #9303 | |
| Well, I got a free phone card and used ten minutes today, but I don't need the rest... #9305 | |
| I should go get a copy of the DescentBook... but then I'd be out all evening... #9306 | |
| Oh, yeah, I dropped all my extra classes today... #9307 | |
| * LOAF got a copy of Peter Telep's Descent book to update about, and went to the doctor and such... #9308 | |
| I've given up on the SOZone. #9309 | |
| Oh, my therapy is on Tuesdays now, so I'm free Monday evenings now... #9310 | |
| I am *SOOOOO* tired. #9311 | |
| Have you checked your mail? #9313 | |
| That's odd... Who's that from? #9314 | |
| Haess: Well, you'll find out in an impending CIC update... But it's a 'fun' book, as Telep himself pointed out to me this morning... #9316 | |
| But it sitll has his touch... LOTS of military stuff... and I'm *ASSUMING* most of this stuff is his, because I don't think tere was much of a Descent universe before him. #9317 | |
| Dash it, why won't Chris come back? #9318 | |
| If you life in Minessota, he'd probably wh00p your ass... #9319 | |
| There are ten commandments... I don't think there's one I wouldn't break to get the WC movie script. #9322 | |
| There was a gas leak in one of the bio labs, and the teacher refused to believe the kid who reported it... and it kept going for two hours... until somebody else noticed it, and they had to call in a hazmat team to clean a hall of the school. #9324 | |
| It was freaky, because my next class was in the same bio lab, and as I was leaving braille they announced that the entire hall should be evacuated and people should report elsewhere... #9325 | |
| Hehehe, he's like the best teacher at the school, so he'd better not be. He's just... crazy... Last year when I was in his AP class he broke several ribs the night before... and instead of going to the hospital he waited up, taught the AP class and then went to the hospital <G> #9326 | |
| You know how they catch people with drugs/acohol/etc? The only thing I ever got caught with was a lobster... #9328 | |
| We're not allowed to sell bottled anything at the store anymore, because people could buy it and then conceal alcohol in the bottles... #9329 | |
| Mark Anthony... ancient rome... CHRIS IS TRAPPED IN ANCIENT ROME AND ONLY WE CAN SAVE HIM #9330 | |
| Kurgan was a chracter from... whatsitclaled.. highlander... #9331 | |
| And there's BIG NEWS . #9332 | |
| That Cav idiot isn't worthy of having someone jab a blunt object up his face. #9334 | |
| Its been days, but I'm betting he's sitting at home nursing a tea in a bathrobe thinking about how intelligent he is... #9335 | |
| except I guess dogs have sex too... #9338 | |
| Wow, Bruce Campbell could write that... #9339 | |
| Anyway, where's Chris? I need him/I want him #9340 | |
| Hey, forwarded you good/bad Telep news... and... #9342 | |
| I'm gonna buy it and transcribe it for the coolest update ever. #9343 | |
| And then we can get sued by DA and everything! It'll be rama-rific... #9344 | |
| Yeah, a while ago... like... a week a go... #9347 | |
| The script! It'll rock... #9349 | |
| No, you're good to go... #9350 | |
| Its kinda silly, just proving stuff... the entire f'ing class is just knowing the unit circle and screwing with it. #9352 | |
| Sure, escape... #9353 | |
| I've got a talent... for war! #9354 | |
| I'm thinking we protest the change in Mountain Dew logos... #9356 | |
| Yeah... it's more techno 90's than retro 70's now... #9357 | |
| Hmmm, I've taken all I can stand, I can stand it no longer. Why is it that we as a group are so concerned with complaining about things that just haven't frickin happened (and aren't necessarily going to happen) yet? "The CGI in WC6 sucks!", "I hate the lag in Privateer 3!" "the WC first person shooter sucks!", "The acting in the WC movie is awful!"... what's with that? #9359 | |
| Has Chris (tm) been back yet? #9364 | |
| Are you just too stupid to realize that we always kick you? #9371 | |
| No, it sucked so much ass that they took it away... #9372 | |
| Hmmm... well, as far as I can tell it's not the property of Origin Systems, Inc, so I don't care. #9373 | |
| Where's the Landreich reference in the HOTT novel? #9374 | |
| Moronic Raptorguy... #9375 | |
| Raptors response to your post. I'm gonna shred his pathetic little ass. He made a fatal assumption;) #9376 | |
| Chris... he fuxked up big time. He claims the UBW is the Landreich bcause the Intrepid gets its fighters from 'Orestes'... #9378 | |
| But it *didn't* get its fighters at Orestes... it got them from 'Orleans'... #9379 | |
| Dash it, I lost his message, what's the thread? #9380 | |
| Anyway, we should post that... #9383 | |
| It's a wacky coincidence story, to make people laugh and go "Haha! I guess the Rapier doesn't suck!" #9384 | |
| Our hits are going up... #9386 | |
| Anyway, I'm pretty sick, I'll be home tommorow... #9387 | |
| Gonna update with this CHris, or shall I? #9389 | |
| Hehe, well, we updated about Sparkler a long time ago. #9390 | |
| Animorphic? #9392 | |
| Wow, Halloween must suck in England. | |
| <LittleKid> Trick or treat? | |
| <StupidHomeowner> Heh, heh, heh, what would you do, kid? | |
| <LittleKid> ::holds up the box to UO:: | |
| <StupidHomeowner> OH MY GOD NO! NO! NO! AHHH! #9395 | |
| Although the ramming thing reminded me of Wc3. #9398 | |
| Dunno, I'm not in #AH-Club. #9399 | |
| Yeah, so I mailed them and explained and they said "Oh! We'll notify our sales department!" but they refused to put it back on my order, so I ordered again... #9402 | |
| Jeeze, first he's born with that names and then he doesn't get his book... #9403 | |
| They're all over the place. They're just Starfuries with long noses <G>. #9404 | |
| Oh, if I clear it will you post a note so there's somebody with a different IP? #9407 | |
| I dunno... have you ever eaten with a dolphin? #9408 | |
| You fixed Chris:o #9410 | |
| Yeah, but they only went up to 12.50... and I checked their other auctions, they lost most of 'em, and they never bid much at all.. #9412 | |
| Great, I go to eat with Dolphins and buy a book & the little lost boy who couldn't comes back... #9413 | |
| Anyway, this next week may well be quite kick-assy. #9415 | |
| At least... it'll confirm all the kick/suck-ness... #9416 | |
| Post the URL to the 'zone again... I had to clean it and pretend it was a mistake because Zone people are such idiots... #9419 | |
| What will you be doing tuesday evening? #9420 | |
| Oh, hey, we drove Raptor insane playing good cop/bad cop... #9421 | |
| Well... I kind of have... a thing... that night... but it's when the auction ends... #9423 | |
| Well... I kind of have... a thing... that night... but it's when the auction ends... so I was wondering if you could jsut like watch the ending and bid higher if necessary. I'll give you my name and pass later... as long as I don't end up with that Mark McGuire home run ball... #9425 | |
| Yeah, I mean, just use mine. Anyway, did I tell you guys who the guy selling it is? #9427 | |
| Compared to the Rapiers in WC1, I hate it... I just figure we should know why it looks like it does, though... #9429 | |
| Take Away his Fucking Keyboard, Ass Wipe? #9430 | |
| Yeah... except for one little thing, one thing that you in your heart of hearts didn't consider... AMAZON.COM SUCKS MORE ASS THAN AN ANIMAL SPECIFICALLY ADAPTED FOR ASS SUCKATION... B&N all the way. #9433 | |
| Yeah, when I was a kid my parents beat me with mIRC 5.x... #9434 | |
| Oh, Heydes, what's the secret Viper code? #9435 | |
| I have a little update if you want. I'll do it for today after Hades. #9436 | |
| Yeah, sure, I'll do it. #9438 | |
| Did I send you the Telep mail that made me cry & made me happy? #9439 | |
| Thanks to the Aliens technical manual we can know exactly what that gun is.. #9440 | |
| Hmmm, but first I'm going to the bathroom, follow my exploits with the loafcam,... brb... #9441 | |
| OH MY GOD, WHAT AN UPDATE TO mIRC! Khaled is in color now! And we can see his whole body! #9442 | |
| I didn't just have a muffin... I had some cheesecake too... #9443 | |
| Hehehe, can't we just clalh im cock? #9444 | |
| If this script thing works... it'll be the greatest thing I've ever done. #9445 | |
| Erm, but try and be here on tuesday, since I have therapy, Chris. #9446 | |
| * LOAF hits Apocalypse with A class 3 RUBBER EEL. #9447 | |
| Ahhh, lets wait until tommorow. #9448 | |
| We can have all these little updates... biding our time... biding our time... #9449 | |
| It looks more like the TV show Tiger's Claw... #9450 | |
| <LOAF> How do I read a mime message? | |
| <ChrisReid> let me send you a mime unzipper | |
| <LOAF> Kay. | |
| <LOAF> Send it in mime format #9452 | |
| Wait... I have a better response... #9453 | |
| It's a shame I failed Giving a Shit 101, or I would... #9454 | |
| Erm, how are we improving the nedstats code? #9455 | |
| Hehehe... Freespace sucked... hard... #9459 | |
| I really like saying 'X sucked... hard'... I've been doing it a lot... #9460 | |
| * LOAF hits everyone with a class 5 RUBBER EEL. #9461 | |
| I dunno what I'm going to do with them yet... #9462 | |
| I think I'm too late to do new years stuff. Next year <G> #9463 | |
| I wish I had 144 Furbies... #9464 | |
| * LOAF goes into book spasms #9465 | |
| Well, go over and take it now, because people who don't own gold... #9466 | |
| I think the people of New York City would be a lot more dead if people like you were in charge... #9470 | |
| Hmmm... well... you know, my fears are probably unjustified... #9471 | |
| McCubbin made the WCP Guide... the Confederation Handbook will be, quite simply, the finest piece of literature ever... #9472 | |
| Anyway, they should make a M.A.S.H.: The Next Generation where there's a second Korean War with giant robot suits and everything.. #9473 | |
| Go flame Cav at the zone, please? #9477 | |
| The movie is already spoiled for me, and will be moreso before I get the book. I'll read it... I want to see how I'm mentioned. #9478 | |
| Yeah, ATFW the script doesn't work in 5.5... #9479 | |
| 2 days, 1 hour, a whole lotta ass to kick... #9482 | |
| So what are you saying, he beat up some kid to get the hat? #9483 | |
| Getting the script & those books would be like being on a wonderful drug... #9484 | |
| Not much, just waiting till next week. #9485 | |
| Mav: In response to your email... the Spikeri was a Kilrathi corvette tht was in the original WC1... when they first did Wc1 it had more ships than could fit... and they cut out the Hhriss, Lumbari, Spikeri, Sivar, Snakeir, Venture & Dilligent... and they put all but one back in for the addons <G> #9488 | |
| * LOAF throws a worm at Chris: :ooooooooooo #9489 | |
| Damnit, you'd be counting too if you were as excited as I am. #9492 | |
| Somebody go make sure #WC is ok. #9494 | |
| You can make F-15 & Longbow and all you have to base them on are F-15's and Longbows... but if I'm making Wing Commander VI and Wing Commander: Strike-o-rama I'd have to coordinate continuity between them, and they'd never be able to. #9496 | |
| Our job as guardians of Wing Commander is not to create the universe -- there are those much better suited to that task. Rather, our job is to fix (using their own tools) where they may have gone astray. #9497 | |
| The second law? #9498 | |
| Actually, they flew Johnny and some other people to the UK to work on P2 at the very end. #9499 | |
| AAAH, damn, was that this weeks question? #9500 | |
| The TCS McKinley #9501 | |
| Sorry, I haven't looked at them. #9502 | |
| I didn't know <G> Sorry about that... #9503 | |
| Hmmm, DALnet was being a bitch earlier, that may have been the problem. #9504 | |
| They simply beat the Kilrathi in a major war, like we did... so the Kilrathi demonized them... #9506 | |
| Hehe, based on the fact that all physical laws have been recinded and Boomer does everything immediatly now? #9509 | |
| * LOAF is writing a silly anatomy paper for tommorow! Yay! #9510 | |
| and then the Rapier in WC1 is the Rapier II according to the KS manual people who decided that the WC2 Rapier should be the Rapier II, but didn't realize that the II doesn't just mean a new letter... because if it did the Rapier G would be the Rapier VII... . #9513 | |
| Well, I know one person who is me who'll be skipping school or work whenever the movie person... and that person... is me... #9514 | |
| It's the Xth craft to bear that name, right? Like the P-47 is the Thunderbolt and the A-10 is the Thunderbolt II, right? So the P-47A would be the Thunderbolt and the P-47B would be the Thunderbolt also... not the Thunderbolt II... #9515 | |
| so by calling the F-44G the Rapier II in the KS manual, the Rapier in WC1 became pro-actively the Rapier II... #9516 | |
| Well, it'll go in the book eventually... #9517 | |
| If you'll note, they're back on the X-Files... Which hasn't happened yet <G> #9519 | |
| Yeah... except one thing. This X-Files was shown out of order. #9520 | |
| Yeah, I notice a lot of women's breasts... #9522 | |
| It wouldn't be the only fake name he used in AS... #9524 | |
| the Black Lance was already around... Why doesn't anybody understand this? #9526 | |
| No, he did it by using the Landreich... #9528 | |
| Belisarius is still out there... but their plans no longer interfere with Tolwyns... #9529 | |
| Yeah... it just doesn't matter, I dropped the class for next semester, I'm already in college. #9531 | |
| HAHAHAHAHA... Byydo's FC cover rocks. #9532 | |
| like the P-51. #9534 | |
| Anyway, Pliers said that stormfires were from the past... or maybe they're mass drivers. #9536 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, three missiles. 2 lasers! #9537 | |
| Oooh... a second law:o Or, a sequal to the highly succesfull Leisure Suit Larry 1... #9538 | |
| Hey Chris, check your mail. Byydo sent us the revised False Colors cover. #9539 | |
| Hey Johnny, did you get to see the movie? #9541 | |
| He mailed it to us. #9543 | |
| Who besides Neil Young saw it? Anybody we can get to do an anonymous review? #9544 | |
| Byyd: put the cover in response to that cover guy. The cover is great. #9545 | |
| No, barnesandnoble.com is better. They get stuff earlier. #9548 | |
| Actually, the paper is on the changes in depth perception following a partial loss of vision. Since I lost my eye, I figured I'd just talk about that in the third person and make up some sources... Reid, Christopher wrote an excellent book on the topic... #9549 | |
| Hehehe, I'm all done now, I wrote the conclusion while I was debating with yall. #9550 | |
| Chris McCubbin's email address? #9551 | |
| You'll never get to be a Pak Protector if you eat from the Tree of Woe... #9552 | |
| I dunno, I get the feeling that Chris McCubbin is like Allen Smithee, they put his name on all the manuals when the real person doesn't want credit... #9553 | |
| I'd try and spell Rithrashra, except, thank god, I can't fit it into the conversation... #9555 | |
| The Epee had the coolest cockpit... it sucked an incredible amount of ass, but it had a cool cockpit... #9556 | |
| You know what sucks? Leeches... #9557 | |
| a collection of stuff? I don't have a collection of stuff... #9558 | |
| Oh, hey, Johnny, is there any reason behind guessing that Boomer sent the maps, or is it just wishfull thinking on my part that there might be some reason? #9559 | |
| It's fun to say 'tnuct', though... #9560 | |
| The Epee has a pair of particle cannons, the Ferret has a pair of Mass Drivers... make your own call. #9562 | |
| I remember... Christmas evening, years and years ago... salivating over the particle cannon... reading the Joan's 2664 update... little did I know that they'd suck so bad. #9563 | |
| If sean Murphy had done the logo, would it have had the Midway's bridge? Wow, and to think nobody got that when I tried it at a party... #9565 | |
| Oooh, what *is* warbirds? I see Ju-52's... #9566 | |
| I'll be a wacky college student soon, maybe I should try it... #9567 | |
| Hehehe, my school paper is much more exciting, Chris... "Golf Team Whacks off to a New Season"... #9568 | |
| Lemme double space this paper to make it look longer, brb... #9571 | |
| Hmm, well, I still need a conclusion... and... hmm... #9572 | |
| Time till the script auction ends. #9574 | |
| Yeah... and then say it was a printing problem... Or I could add weird stuff to the header... I still need to make a works cited thingy:/ #9575 | |
| Canibals don't eat cans, though... goats do... #9576 | |
| You can use my 4D card... #9577 | |
| ANybody vote for 1.5 yet? #9580 | |
| Hehe, I dunno how you do an interview. #9581 | |
| Readers digest people don't have feelings... they mindlessly take articles other magazines won't publish, stick in a few jokes and call it a magazine... if they have a web site at all, its due to the spontaneous generation of web fibers rather than any insight on their part... #9582 | |
| it says 'The vesuvius class carrier TCS McKinley #9583 | |
| Because we feed off of negative energy... #9584 | |
| Then how'd it get to 12.50 ? Anyway, just in case I've formulated a brilliant plan... I'll just ask if I can give him a lot of money for a copy of it. #9587 | |
| Adobe, the little car made out of clay... #9589 | |
| This isn't a press release Dund, it's a joke press release that's been circulated forever. #9591 | |
| Is it really you, or are you a Cridbot? #9592 | |
| Okay... I updated with a few things... #9594 | |
| Just the Flame thing or the pictures too? #9595 | |
| Well... haven't heard anything from anybody important lately... #9596 | |
| That's like football only not, right? #9598 | |
| I think wcnews.com needs a machine that nullifys rpgs... #9603 | |
| Hehehe, I suggest wcnews.com... . All the movie news there is will be there. #9604 | |
| Oh... well, unfortunatly Had doesn't really go for men... #9605 | |
| You were less gay a week ago... #9607 | |
| The mailbag's been up for a while... #9608 | |
| Hey, Chris, get this, WCN kicked out... hehe... Maverick#*... #9610 | |
| Of course not. What'd you do, find news or something? #9611 | |
| Mav... did you dis the stock counter? #9612 | |
| Hehe, but #!!!GaySex probably has more than 28 people... #9613 | |
| Hehehe, the new cover does rule, Byyd <G> #9614 | |
| Oh... I put up Byydo's update, too... #9615 | |
| Although... I should remind you all that this is NOT a game! Wait, it is a game... nevermind... #9616 | |
| Every boy and girl should have a Privateer CD and a Privateer Disk... because there are some serious differences... #9617 | |
| I wish I had unreal:( #9618 | |
| Well... the Tango-en-WC4 is an Intrepid sans damage and numbers... #9620 | |
| That rocked... the geocities thing... #9624 | |
| Hey Psych, you 'ave a picture of Borton? #9627 | |
| Oooh, can I have a picture of chicklet with a short skirt? #9628 | |
| Hehe, I was just seeing if 5.5 dcc's worked, Chris. #9629 | |
| bid? at what? #9630 | |
| Haess can't know! #9631 | |
| SHUT UP! #9632 | |
| And don't bid against me or I'll hurt you. #9633 | |
| I have... PositronAMG's school ID... Skyfox playing with Legos... Wizzy's sister playing with somebody's ball... Executive edition Chris Reid... NutBoy & friends... 3 ChrisReid group pictures... Dan Sumner... GirlWiz & friends, GirlWiz on a date... two more Chris Reid's... Chicklet in a cheerleader outfit... Hadrian as a drugged out hippy... Oh, wait, I have the short skirt Chicklet one... The NutBoy in seal attire #9634 | |
| Lee Plumley is going to eat me... #9636 | |
| I like the 'MOVIE !!!'... #9638 | |
| Which Freddie Prinze? #9639 | |
| We should use the 4dfx to go back and tape these E! things... #9640 | |
| although you probably get Baltimore channels... you Baltimoron... #9641 | |
| IS?! Did you say IS?! As in Introspection's World of Akkbar's WIng Commander Home Sector?! #9643 | |
| The Wing Commander Combat Information Center's Real World: Seattle #9646 | |
| Problem: I have been playing Wing Commander Prophecy, and have recently started to fly the Vampire fighter. Whenever I turn, the Vampire melts! What is wrong??? #9647 | |
| You know, you turn it and it spins funny. #9648 | |
| Yeah... I'll bet ChrisReid could kick your old microwaves ass in a Half Life deathmatch... #9651 | |
| Me? No... I've a few days... But I finished all my coursework today, pretty much.. #9653 | |
| Your birthday's on saturday:O #9656 | |
| My birthday's on Easter every couple of years... #9657 | |
| Hows about a Xenomorph on a bun? How's about it? #9659 | |
| http://ads.ign.com/ignads/house/psnbrooke_bnr_110398.gif It was the scarriest banner ad I'd ever seen... #9660 | |
| I... memorized & presented some Shakespeare... #9662 | |
| They always SAY they've upgraded mIRC, but they never change that... #9663 | |
| Wow, I have a heart of darkness... #9664 | |
| No, Hearts and Minesweeper were all deleted:( #9667 | |
| Well... tommorow I'm re-enacting the French Revolution... #9669 | |
| Erm... but we're the only people in #WingNut... #9670 | |
| He has a generic 4D card... Which isn't as good as it sounds, MS Direct4D sucks ass:/ #9671 | |
| Lots of guys have done Haess... #9672 | |
| Little do you realize that my 4dfx card was activated and it nuked you in the past when nuking things still worked. #9673 | |
| ewwww, Eagle #9674 | |
| I feel like a robot that has to wait 2 hours to find out whether or not they'll build it a new brain..;. Of course, the robot has no concept of time, so it wouldn't matter... #9676 | |
| Hell Hole is a hydrocarbon mining planet... #9677 | |
| I was thinking like, 'Hell's Kitchen!', but you're all like a different hell. #9679 | |
| Time for the Simpsons... #9680 | |
| WHAT THE HELL!?!??! #9683 | |
| You want to visit Austin and you've never had a Taco? #9684 | |
| Ye gods... ye gods... they're like the standard stereotypical mexican food... #9685 | |
| THey like don't have any meat in Mexico. #9688 | |
| "Okay, okay, shows over, nothing to see here OH MY GOD a horrible plane crash! COme on everybody, gather around... #9689 | |
| I thought Fajita's were invented on three mile island... #9690 | |
| Greek food is good... #9692 | |
| A Thick Blue Line exists between each half of the Mississippi river... #9695 | |
| This is where it gets tricky, non? #9697 | |
| Crap, it's up to 13.50... #9698 | |
| Desert-rific, Hades. #9701 | |
| Hellhole was destroyed man. #9704 | |
| Someone? Or the same person? The same person isn't really a high bidder, based on his other auctions. #9705 | |
| No, I mean are you expecting *this* person to try again? I mean, I'm worried that lots of people will... #9706 | |
| Well... even if they try to overbid, they may not be able to. #9707 | |
| They may not expect exactly how high I've bid... #9708 | |
| No, I don't think they should, moronboy just wants his name in print... #9709 | |
| FirstBlud is *trying*, though... that doesn't knik it in my book... #9710 | |
| Still doesn't beat my 4dfx... #9711 | |
| Same thing he said to you, basically... trying to get these other two books written... #9712 | |
| I figure maybe we can start like some CIC Campaign to get his trilogy finished. #9714 | |
| I was thinking maybe it would be too over the top... a campaign to get Baen to let Keith finish his trilogy. The last one forced them to announce that it'd cost too much money. #9715 | |
| OH YES! MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK!!!! #9718 | |
| 2 seconds before I reloaded #9720 | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? | |
| <Hadrian> Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... #9722 | |
| Mailed Dan w/ the picture of the script, asking him to ID it. #9723 | |
| This is what WCN used... yuck. Did Chris approve this? You didn't look at the one at their page, Hades? #9724 | |
| Hmmmm... I *like* that... and I like being able to ban people... but I think that the general public might not like the change... also, I think you should have asked us first so we could have helped pay for it... #9725 | |
| Hehehe, you know what sucks? The Ace's New Tech board... #9727 | |
| Wait, that's 6 times as many as we need... #9730 | |
| Splat did hear that I got a script. I showed him a picture of it... #9731 | |
| The same Benedict Arnold who betrayed our forces to the hated British? #9732 | |
| Sooo... hey... Dan... if they give Origin copies of the WC movie... shouldn't you get a copy? #9733 | |
| I hope so or else I just screwed up by revealing that. #9734 | |
| Well *I* didn't start it... #9735 | |
| Wow, so all the people playing annoying midis are your fault? #9738 | |
| Awww, if you angle 'em properly you can stab people with any cross... #9740 | |
| 7 4dfx flasback #2! Anyway... the year is 1999... the day... today... but earlier... third period... the third period of the day... It's my braille class... I'm the only person in the class, so I ask my teacher if she'll take me to the post office instead of teaching <G> So, she said yes and we went to the post office and I sent the guy $16.50 and payed $11.50 for overnight shipping. And then we decided to go to breakfast and I missed fourth period, which is another story alltogether... No, he'll get it tommroow, I dunno how long it'llt ake to get to me.Then instead of 7th period I went to the airport... I still dunno why... #9742 | |
| My *guess* is that other distributors are going to hold on to them until later. B&N and Diamond both say they'll be out this week, though... #9743 | |
| * LOAF has experience in that area, more or less. #9744 | |
| Anyway, $18,000 is just like... 17 pounds or 38,000,000,000 Euros, right? #9745 | |
| I skipped *fourth* period with my braille teacher, I skipped *seventh* period with somebody else. #9748 | |
| Hehehehe, something good will 'appen, though. #9749 | |
| Solid diamond rocks from the asteroid belt between Mars & Jupiter... #9751 | |
| Killingtown sounds cool #9752 | |
| That's the six million dollar question... unfortunatly not yet:/ #9754 | |
| Dund: Wait until I hear from Foshko... I mailed him to find out whether Baen still had a contract <G> #9756 | |
| He wants to see the differences, so I'm gonna go visit him at UMD... I was thinking we could sell Danparts through the CIC... #9759 | |
| Mr Never-Eaten-A-Taco #9761 | |
| OH! I forgot to tell him... I got a huge box of free gum... #9762 | |
| Wow, with my exciting life, there should be a LOAF online diary... #9763 | |
| Did somebody take your soul:(? #9764 | |
| Wow, Cronoss... you're even more full of shit than you are at the ng... #9765 | |
| There were a bunch of Delance-picking-a-fight posts today. Picking the *SAME* fights he picks every time... #9766 | |
| I don't like how Dilbert sounds:/ #9770 | |
| No, all the annoying commercials. #9771 | |
| Its like... they took... the comic strips... and made bad commercials out of them... #9772 | |
| It's a Me-163 Komit... no, wait, a British Lightning #9773 | |
| There is no third one yet. #9775 | |
| Delance doesn't understand the laws:( #9776 | |
| Maybe it's like the Simpsons, it'll have crappy voices at first and then change... #9777 | |
| Sooo... this week was pretty dry, but we'll have like the most kick assy week ever next week, I hope. #9778 | |
| Hmmm... don't tell Hades, but I'm mailing the scary mask people... #9779 | |
| There's no contradiction, only points without explanation... Take for example the end to the WCIV book... Everybody decided it was horrible how it was different from WCP... Until Chris McCubbin himself explained it very simply. #9780 | |
| Yeah, I'll update it... but I'll need the 4dfx card to prevent me from doing it half an hour ago so I can do it now... #9783 | |
| There's no such thing as levels of canon or different precedences and there's no such thing as a contradiction, only unexplained points -- general rule: it's all good. #9784 | |
| Oh, I realized something when getting invited to visit Dan... #9785 | |
| Cool ass! #9787 | |
| Three laws is probably good, thats a good number for history students to have to memorize 100 years from now... #9790 | |
| Did you see the CIC? I updated it a few minutes ago, there are two articles worth picking up. #9791 | |
| Only in a world of perfect irony... #9792 | |
| Whoops, sorry, I haven't *UPLOADED* the good update yet, nevermind. #9793 | |
| This is *SO* freaky, I'm praying for school now. #9795 | |
| I want fries:( and a Blair pin up:( #9796 | |
| Oh, yeah, I remember him... he asked me if Origin gave tours... I told him they didn't... #9798 | |
| I met David Swofford, he's the new PR guy... he does things like distribute booklets... #9800 | |
| Whenever we have porn at the CIC, we usually get more hits... you could try adding porn... #9803 | |
| Anyway, I'll need your address again... <G> #9804 | |
| Anyway... tommorow we can all get Blair pin-ups... #9805 | |
| Yeah, a magazine comes with a Blair-in-assault-gear pin up... #9807 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'm *STILL* waiting for the maps from Boomer and then I'm sending them to the staff and Delance... #9808 | |
| Hehe, I *SAW* the maps... "I'll take them home with me", I said... "No", he said, "I'll mail them too you, they're too heavy otherwise..." #9809 | |
| wb criddy, you pathetic cat sucking son of a cat sucker... #9812 | |
| 'I done reckin' thas I'm C-3P0, and this here's my right purty counterpart, R2D2...' #9816 | |
| Hehehe, they sent me two of each each time I ordered from them. They're not hard to find... #9817 | |
| Well... I'm gonna go make some waffles and watch this downstairs on the bigger TV... #9818 | |
| with... a picture... of the mask they're making... #9820 | |
| Looks like they're doing Kilrathi armor... #9822 | |
| IT's called a "Variable Uncanny Embryo Horrible"... #9823 | |
| Oh, there has been much de-icing, and my marine battalion is getting ready to hit the mall... #9824 | |
| It will be treacherous... but I think we'll make it... out there... #9825 | |
| Naw, he likes everybody... except Chris McCubbin... #9826 | |
| Oh, Freddie Prinze was on Conan last night... it was a pretty good interview, better than Leno... nothing to do with WC, though... he seemed like a really nice guy, though... #9827 | |
| No, a German staff member would be nice. They get lots of WC stuff early... #9828 | |
| Yeah... or, you could let me stay in your guest room when I come to visit, that'd be helpfull... #9829 | |
| Yes you were, you've all been being very mean to Had lately. #9832 | |
| Chris told me the same thing, but I don't get it... he seems like a nice enough guy... #9834 | |
| Hmmm, I didn't know Tre did that stuff. #9835 | |
| Somebody did screw it up, but I don't hink it was Had. #9836 | |
| A million, I didn't bother to go past a few paragraphs... #9837 | |
| He was like 'What do you think of my page?' and when everybody told him he got incredibly angry. #9840 | |
| Hehehe, what would you read? "Hi! Here is mY Kilrati ship!!!! IT is powerful and destrous andorrians!!!!" #9841 | |
| Dan "Poorly" Hung.... #9842 | |
| Stupid Raptor . . . BW pride #9843 | |
| You should have. The phone is the only thing that works. #9844 | |
| Well, I've been fairly dicked over lately. #9846 | |
| We set up a generator so we can run a few things at a time... #9847 | |
| Well... even out of action I was able to aquire some news, I found that Starlog... #9851 | |
| I saw the teen thing, not the advertisement... I got the teen thing too, which is nice, but I'm talking about the advertisement for the WC movie magazine;0 Do yall have that up yet? #9852 | |
| Well, what whoever the fool who reported the Starlog thing neglected to mention was that it had the first SFX shots in it. #9853 | |
| Well, it could be another several days... #9854 | |
| What is it with these people? #9856 | |
| Okay... I guess I should write a few updates... #9858 | |
| What the 'f is with these scans, Hades? #9860 | |
| They're like red and white. #9861 | |
| I saw "froze my ass off in the cold hungry, dark" #9863 | |
| I can only be here for like half an hour before the generator gets turned off. #9865 | |
| Yeah, the power's been off here for days:/ #9866 | |
| Possibly tommorow morning... I've got about 30 minutes;) #9867 | |
| I'm gonna announce that we're getting the script... #9870 | |
| And I mentioned YOU, Hades. #9871 | |
| Erm, hopefully the updates worked, they were done with candle light. #9873 | |
| Oooh, somebody at the WCMovie zone is pissed because they didn't bring Jason Bernard back to do the WC Movie... #9874 | |
| After three very cold nights. Erm, but the cable is still out:/ #9875 | |
| When they write the history of stupid people, there'll be an entire chapter devoted to how Tre & Had created the CIC zone's and they acted like a beacon to draw all the stupid people together... #9876 | |
| Actually, he'll probably write the book... it'll only take him like a day to write 300 pages... #9877 | |
| You didn't know that? Oh, we have them all... #9878 | |
| Oh, I bought a bunch of copies of Sci Fi teen, but the woman only charged me for one... #9879 | |
| Kickin... I haven't gotten mail like... for several days... #9880 | |
| We just woke up and everything had a thick coating of ice... every tree's branch... So lots of trees snapped over and destroyed 250,000 people's powerlines. #9881 | |
| Anyway, the article sounded serious about WC sequels... #9882 | |
| Hmmm... well... it's nice to be warm again... waiting for hot water to come back... it's been a few days... #9883 | |
| Matthew Lillard's Birthday on January 24th! #9884 | |
| * LOAF puts up a Chris Blair pinup #9887 | |
| I'm gonna buy more Chris Blair pinups... they make the perfect gift for anybody... #9888 | |
| Your script is fun-key. #9890 | |
| There's cheap air fare. #9893 | |
| Except then I wouldn't graduate:( #9894 | |
| But maybe I should see if Boomer can hook me up with DA... #9895 | |
| Well, compared to like a giant robot that can suck up an entire ocean of water to create inhabited water-speheres at L5 points throughout the solar system... #9897 | |
| Hehe, well, if you could see my room right now you'd realize that my dorm would already be trashed upon entrance... #9899 | |
| In 'Titanic' when Jack died, who became king of the world? #9901 | |
| Chris-t! Which is of course, the version of Chris armed with torpedoes... not to be confused with the Chris-M or the Chris-B... Black Chris was in some movie. #9902 | |
| Stupid Hades, why would Chris have the same designation as a Ferret? #9903 | |
| Well, lemme add these shots to our archive. #9904 | |
| Kruger? #9907 | |
| Makes sense... #9908 | |
| We should add a pie zone, where we can discuss pie... #9909 | |
| His mother was a freak, and you're a freak and you're his mother, freak. #9912 | |
| 99 dollars each way on Southwest, if you order before the 19th... that's from here, at least. #9913 | |
| The paper, I usually get prices from the paper... or my parents... #9914 | |
| That's great... have her come here some time... Inject her with that serum we used to create Cpl_Hades, then we can have a female staff member... #9915 | |
| You know, wingnutesterase... #9916 | |
| Well I didn't know she'd played the game:P #9920 | |
| Exactly. Hades, you're wrong wrong wrong. #9922 | |
| Erm, but... BUT... did anybody see the press release about the Dr. Who episode being found? #9924 | |
| Hehe, it was funny "This is being hailed as the most momentous discovery since The Tomb of the Cybermen was located in Zaire", or something similar... #9925 | |
| Hehe, I like Dr Who... But it was worded funny and sounded like they'd discovered a tomb of robots... #9926 | |
| They have Dr. Who & Red Dwarf every night at like 1am on PBS, other than that British TV is banned in the US... #9927 | |
| I have a British TV, so maybe when YOU come here you can bring your entire Blakes 7 video collection... #9929 | |
| I used it for watching British tapes when I was in France. #9930 | |
| Wow, Had, you wh00ped a Barney's ass... #9932 | |
| Wait, you're in Maryland, why the hell did you have power? #9934 | |
| I lost power for three f'ing days <G> #9935 | |
| I eventually had to subsist on the flesh and urine of my co-workers... #9936 | |
| Oh, hey... who's been watching the URLS from people coming to the CIC? #9937 | |
| Probably, under the Lesnick Act of 1997, defining anyone I assume to be a porn star as a porn star... #9940 | |
| I had to sell 6 pints of my blood as well as both Kidneys to get it... #9941 | |
| Hey, if you're lucky I'll let you be freak #3... #9942 | |
| My family doesn't have loads of money. #9946 | |
| Oh, I posted a "I'm really pissed, we're changing the format!" thing at the CZ. #9948 | |
| THAT SUCKS! #9949 | |
| I'd like to have school uniforms if they were like military... If like you had your name over a pocket, and ribbons for completing classes or something... #9950 | |
| Well, for combat situations, yes... #9951 | |
| or Robin Williams, he's a WCer... I think Mark Day said that... #9952 | |
| Also, guns... we should have more guns in schools... #9953 | |
| ToY battleY theY ClanY #9956 | |
| Oh, I nuked Scorpions messages... #9957 | |
| Hehehe, well, I honestly just want to piss Scorpion off, since he's a moron. #9958 | |
| There's no such thing as Elite. Elite is an ideal that people pretend to have played... #9960 | |
| "Oh, I dunno, Sim City is pretty cool, but it's no ELITE!!!!!!" #9961 | |
| Yeah. And while it was a crappy little stupid game that was made before people played games, everybody in the universe somehow fondly remembers playing it. #9962 | |
| No, it's fun, I like seeing these people get flamed... #9964 | |
| Also, it gives us an excuse to put up the other board that requires registration and stuff that we had been going to do anyway. #9965 | |
| On the other hand, when I'm 24 I hope to be doing 18 year olds... #9967 | |
| Shop kmarter, shop K-mart... #9968 | |
| Oh, wow... I was gonna watch "Army of Darkness" DVD, but I'll stop now... #9970 | |
| I got mail from a Chris... and yet there's no Chris here... quelle dichotomy... #9971 | |
| Hmmm, I should redo the 'LOAF' section at the CIC... #9972 | |
| Well... hmmm... I think Origin 'd be pissed if we set up a flame zone... #9973 | |
| That's a good idea... #9974 | |
| Nope, Poll doesn't work:/ #9976 | |
| Now, now, now people... don't bicker... . #9978 | |
| ace, can you downlaod this avi? #9979 | |
| Wow, you hit upon my pet peeve, those people [ed: comment removed!] who insist on this... The only thing more annoying is when you point out that WC2 had no Dralthi how they go "Well the Drakhri looked like a Dralthi!!!!11"... #9981 | |
| So... hey... script tommorow! #9984 | |
| I... *snif*... sold it to people:( And... *snif* I also... sell... *snif* *snif*... crunchy M&M's... #9986 | |
| Wow, that sucks... #9987 | |
| Oh, I mailed Boomer. #9988 | |
| Wow, that sucks... you think I should go visit Seattle? #9989 | |
| Oooh! Did you get the SM1 manual? #9990 | |
| That sucks, I get lots of boxes that way... Particularly WCISegaCD's.. #9991 | |
| anyway, yeah, I could go to Seattle... #9992 | |
| Hmm, did you ever have SNES SM1? #9994 | |
| Dash. I dunno what the manual was like. #9995 | |
| Oh, you lost that? It'll be on the CICCD I made... #9996 | |
| What was the manual like? #9997 | |
| What's a good idae? #9998 | |
| Oh, I've discovered my point in life... deciding who'll be fun at parties and who won't... Like... I'll point at... Trelane and go "He won't be much fun at parties", and he'll be crushed... ace, it just doesn't work that way... it's a gift... but you can't control it, you can't meld it... #9999 | |
| That's your mission for tonight. #10000 | |
| The mailbag needs a keen new name... #10002 | |
| 'mailbag' sounds like we're copying it from some Quake site... because we are... so we should call it something like "Mail-o-bag" or Baglink or something... #10003 | |
| Had paid you to say that, didn't he? #10005 | |
| Yeah, just go take the manual... or at least, go look and find out whether or not the manual is anything important... #10008 | |
| Can I have it remember my password? #10009 | |
| [mini-4dfx flashback for those just tuning in: LOAF has discovered that he has the magic ability to decide whether or not people will be fun at parties] It was a choice between that and being able to shoot lightning bolts... #10011 | |
| Huge rolls of WCP Maps... #10013 | |
| Well, I'll send you a pile of them. And then apply to UT and we'll room together and we can decorate everything with WCP maps... #10014 | |
| You would, because my power would just be a constant reminder of how NOT fun you are at parties... #10015 | |
| Maps for all! Maps for all, and for all a good night! #10016 | |
| How should I know? That changes all the rules... #10019 | |
| Jesse "The Body" Ventura used to be a Pet Detective, right? #10020 | |
| Would it have a pretty coat? #10021 | |
| WOULD IT BE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HORSES IN THE WORLD???//// #10022 | |
| Chris, you need to get your priorities straight... #10024 | |
| Interests: Celina, Wing Commander, Newspaper #10025 | |
| Had, can you please check this AVI? #10026 | |
| Yeah, there's a new issue of Hott Criddler... the February one... #10027 | |
| np... can you get that AVI for me? #10028 | |
| http://www.matthewlillard.com/multimedia/spanishjudges.avi #10029 | |
| "I don't think we're being payed to sleep..." "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya." #10031 | |
| HOLY GOD! CHROME I CRUSADE AGAINST YOU! #10033 | |
| Well, I can't say I approve of the whoo, but the hurrah was quite heatening... #10035 | |
| Wow, better kick him... #10036 | |
| Somebody go to his server and kick him. #10039 | |
| God damned fucking Hebron... #10040 | |
| Oooh, mail from somebody I know. #10042 | |
| indy!? We named chrome indy! #10044 | |
| Well, the Ultimate Board thing went over much better than I expected. #10045 | |
| No, suck to be you, wishing you were me #10048 | |
| You wanna run for president for me? #10050 | |
| Wing Commander Combat Information Center Pornographic Films Association #10052 | |
| Oh, any luck with that AVI? I can't view it either... #10053 | |
| You just don't know about my magic power. #10055 | |
| There. Except Chris didn't get the color right... #10056 | |
| Geordi - a man with unique vision! #10057 | |
| I Still Know What You Did Last Mid-Summer's Night #10058 | |
| 2/7ths done... #10059 | |
| Sometimes I wonder if I'm still an ace... then I get one of those tough sponge things and wash thoroughly... #10061 | |
| "This is being hailed as the most significant discovery since The Tomb of the Cybermen in Algeria" or something similar. #10062 | |
| Wuthering Heights & An Enemy of the People are all that's left... #10063 | |
| who wrote 'The Scarlet Letter'? #10064 | |
| Naturally, this was the perfect opportunity to list "Tomes of Sivar" for Canterbury Tales... #10065 | |
| Hehe, for each book we're supposed to list similar books at the end... #10066 | |
| Why can't pr0n people ever be that helpfull? and now I'm bound into supporting the SCARY MASK PEOPLE... in a year when they're out on the street because they wasted their money producing WC masks, they're going to turn to me -- the guy who reccomended it... #10067 | |
| They'll call me *THE FIGHTING ADMIRAL*, in a bad way! #10069 | |
| Oh... I've been reading a lot of scripts lately... it's cheaper than actually going to the movies... #10070 | |
| WHy don't you just come with me? Afterall, I'm heading out to be the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time... #10071 | |
| No, that wouldn't be very official, since they sell Admiral Ackbar hands now... #10072 | |
| Thusfar I've learned that I don't know Japanese... Yeah, it's the coolest non-WCA contemporary cartoon EVER! #10074 | |
| They're... making a movie based on Byydo's incredible life? #10075 | |
| Yeah, Chris used to have a job as a HTMLperson, but they replaced him with Fred Savage from 'The Wonder Years'... #10077 | |
| Hehehe, there's no such thing as somebody who knows html. Theres one person who knows html, the rest of the people 'borrow' from him. He's probably whoever created the Lurkers Guide, since thats the oldest looking site I know... #10078 | |
| Whoo, level 13, and I got a new weapon... #10079 | |
| Oh... there's like 6 pokemon that are unique to each... and you can trade with each cart to get all 250... #10083 | |
| Don't bother naming them, it gets confusing. #10085 | |
| 'leech seed' has to be the coolest power... #10086 | |
| I'm nowhere near there with my new character, but I've been there before.. #10089 | |
| Hmmm... oh, well, pick out the spore one so we'll have the same one... #10090 | |
| I'm about ready to go off into the world and find me a Pikachu... I guess I should get upto like 20... #10092 | |
| Well... did Thomas Jefferson not say "I'd rather die on my feet than live in the floor, bitch!"? He of course, did not. Which basically proves my original point about people making up quotations. #10093 | |
| Okay, Bulbasaur evolves at levels 16 and 32... #10095 | |
| The... uhm... power is out at my school, so it's closed today. #10097 | |
| I must say, this news@wcnews.com thing is brilliant. #10098 | |
| Mmm, chocolate muffin and a can of mountain dew with a new label... #10100 | |
| Wow what? #10101 | |
| Hmmm, that must be the first non-Beth female poster... #10102 | |
| Hehe, there are several possibilities... - Paladin knew about the Kilrathi, as it's implied Confed intel does in AS. - The Iason wasn't *ACTUALLY* blown up, as the general public was told. But the implication in the movie is that people are supposed to know that nobody survived... #10107 | |
| * LOAF is reading the script... #10108 | |
| I got a copy of... THE TALKING STICK!!!!!!!!! (and the WC Movie script...) #10109 | |
| We see a beautiful swirling quasar. Red spills over the blackness of space. This is the Charybdis Quasar -- the offspring of several collapsed stars and the gateway to Earth. #10110 | |
| A HUGE ASTEROID slowly cruises into frame. As we drift closer we can see that this "rock" is covered with a lattice work of towers, gun emplacements, antennae and docks -- huge battle ships sit idle in their berths. Two montrously large ion engines are imbedded in the "rear" of this mobile naval base. #10111 | |
| From above, we see what must be the shadows of a hundred bombers pass over the surface of this rock. THen we hear the screm of engines. STRANGE, ALIEN FIGHTER CRAFT -- their shapes almost suggesting a TALON or a CLAW -- dive INTO THE FRAME. Begin their attack run. #10114 | |
| We catch glipses of massive, armored forms moving through shadow enshrouded cooridores. THeir faces obscured by rebreathers and great flowing plumes, they cut through CONFED scurity teams, move efficiently and inexorably forward. #10117 | |
| Lemme do some updates... #10118 | |
| Because DAL is more fucked up than a musical comedy based on Das Boot... #10119 | |
| Actually, I didn't, but wouldn't it be cool if I had? #10120 | |
| Yeah, I saw that, I wonder why they didn't tell us? #10121 | |
| All my life I've taken shit about being part Pilgrim. And I don't even know why... #10122 | |
| * LOAF_Pokemon is training a Rattattawhatever... #10125 | |
| Hmmmy, my Rattatatatat is level 12... I need to get it to 20... #10127 | |
| Wow, I bought a million, I'd give you one if I could and you were ChrisReid #10128 | |
| I've got that. I dunno what it does yet #10130 | |
| A holographic projection of Vega and Sol sectors materializes in front of him. Pegasus, a small blue dot is near the center. Around it are doznes of star systens peppered with red and blue dots, indicating the position of the CONFED and Kilrathi fleets. #10131 | |
| That r0ck0rs, I got the cards today too... #10133 | |
| Oh, I see... wow, that sucks, I'm totally ignoring my finals. But I can do COTD's... Its exams, Hades, the tests at the end of each class. #10135 | |
| Basically, it means have a five day weekend next week. #10136 | |
| actually I have a bunch of papers due too... #10137 | |
| BTW... there's something that'll really, really shock the lower-decks of agwc in the movie... #10138 | |
| Yeah, I do papers at home... where else would I do them? #10139 | |
| Maniac gets a girl... #10140 | |
| Hehehe, that Rosie woman is like the female Maniac... #10141 | |
| Erm, but she dies. When you get done with exams there are some issues of the utmost importance we should decide upon... Various... explanations for differences in the movie. #10142 | |
| Uhm... you can have Hadrian DCC it to you, or I can mail it to you... #10143 | |
| Of course, the aces are right, there's no proof. #10144 | |
| I'm trying to get the Rattattattatattat to 20, and the Ivysaur to 32... #10146 | |
| Yeah, and the bugs can't see through it. Major Washington... #10147 | |
| both, that's why they're so unique. #10148 | |
| Hmmm, we'll finally see Confed battleships in the movie. #10149 | |
| Well... the test on tuesday is just a practice AP exam... which'll be easy... but my stupid essay is due the same day. #10151 | |
| Wow, that sucks, one time I kicked my little brother across a room into the chair, but his head wasn't busted. Except he needed stiches... but we didn't notice until he washed his hair and the bathtub got all bloody... #10155 | |
| Anyway, I got some Chinese food, but realize that I don't really like most chinese food, so I ate a bag of those cookie things and none of them had my lucky numbers on them:o #10157 | |
| I know, but you spit them out, like if you're eating a shark that has a diver inside... you'd spit the diver out... #10158 | |
| Probably, I think there's some ground beef in the freezer... and some hot dogs in the fridge... #10159 | |
| Hehe, well, WCP was cheap enough to make money... #10161 | |
| It's night here. 12:30 PM... AM... something like that... #10163 | |
| I'm a senior in high school <G> #10166 | |
| Wow, my monitor is still in day mood... lemme switch it... #10167 | |
| "I... I don't have your fish... they're at Had's house, Crid's house!" #10169 | |
| Wow, that sucks, you must be some sort of pagan... #10170 | |
| You're probably worse than that guy who shot Hitler... #10171 | |
| I thought you were a lawyer... #10173 | |
| We should, we really should... #10175 | |
| Hmmm... aren't the amazon women in the amazon? And if they're topless, why the 'bra' in brazil? #10177 | |
| Yeah, in sense that all *intensly* gay men are brothers... #10178 | |
| Hehe, but 'Disney' to a Brazilian probably means the Disney store at the mall... #10179 | |
| If like cars were naturally on fire but people didn't get hurt because they wore flame proof clothes... that'd be pretty cool... #10180 | |
| Being worse than the guy who shot Hitler. #10181 | |
| There is... but it's only used by 5th graders. #10182 | |
| Hehehe, Delance, explain to Byydo the sex appeal of the Civil War... #10184 | |
| Maybe she'll be sluttier and more half naked on Crusade... #10186 | |
| Anyway, Chris, I'm putting you in charge of casting... and Tre, you're in charge of merchandise tie ins... #10187 | |
| But this isn't that one... it's where Lisa meets that guy in the future... #10189 | |
| Well, I'm gonna go train my Ivysaur a bit more... #10191 | |
| Wasn't 5 days ago a weekend? #10192 | |
| Well, I'm gonna go train my Ivysaur a bit more... #10193 | |
| Mine 'll be a ratacade when it gets to 20... #10194 | |
| My Ivysaur is 30 now... it evolves at 32... #10199 | |
| I went to Mexico once and it scared the hell out of me. #10201 | |
| Hehehe, she probaly recognized my name and wondered why you knew the guy who killed Clinton's dog... #10203 | |
| and it prints "I'll kill you you son of a bitch!" after every paragraph? #10204 | |
| Yeah, I was sort of disappointed about Wilson, because he had such a cool potential death at the beggining. #10207 | |
| Capships just don't chase fighters. It was freaky. #10209 | |
| Snakeirs *LOOK* fast in SM2... and according to End Run it's theoretically possible, but I just can't picture it. #10210 | |
| Hehehehe, actually, I have 25 pounds of WCP Maps, if anybody wants them. #10212 | |
| Hmmmm... we were the birthplace of Chris Roberts. #10213 | |
| The Statue of Liberty has a less sucky name than Big Ben... #10214 | |
| But 'The Senate' sounds cooler than 'Parliament'... I mean, I'd rather be a Senator than a Parliamentarian... #10216 | |
| I'd rather be a Speaker of the House than a Prime Minister. Prime Minister sounsd religious. #10217 | |
| Yeah, before we started developing the script for LOAF: The Movie the other night we spent like an hour finding embarassing quotes at ebay... #10218 | |
| Anyway, I was hoping I'd get a threatening note from Chris Roberts or somebody when I said I had the script, but so far nothing:~(\ #10219 | |
| Of course... the least attractive WC woman, and possibly the least attractive woman period, would have to be Minx from SO2... #10220 | |
| Yeah, you're a real hopeless romantic, Mr always went with the porno star. #10221 | |
| Don't destroy Had's fragile world of illusions... #10222 | |
| Wow, I've always hated midis with an all consuming passion... but that's me. #10223 | |
| Moss, ferns, apes, cy-bots, the color red, hair, more cy-bots, generic milk byproducts... #10226 | |
| You fool, I'd never set up a date at the same time as I planned to download SO... Of course, I'd never get a date, but I digress... #10228 | |
| Brian Reynold's Alpha Centauri With Sid Meier's Name To Sell More Copies. #10231 | |
| No, I don't think that'll be happening... #10233 | |
| Yeah, I took the Nut Girl... #10235 | |
| No... I have ths suckiest modem ever created... the MWAVE!... which is why I use the ISDN line. #10237 | |
| Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ?Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ? #10239 | |
| * LOAF casts DISPELL #10241 | |
| Well, I'll send you a copy of the CD, but I don't have an extra guide. #10242 | |
| Chris is still N/A on ICQ.. #10243 | |
| I'd love to have a Pikachu... #10244 | |
| Hehehe, yeah... Actually I think I bid 200 . Erm, but I've got a lot of money tied up in postage. #10246 | |
| Hehe, anyway, it looks like my script is 6 days older than yours. #10247 | |
| I remember deathlok telling me about that... #10248 | |
| Blair steps into the quarters, Spartan at best. A cold meal is scattered over the old star charts. #10250 | |
| Plunkett's don't just kick ass, they flame broil it and serve it up with a side of optional fries or coleslaw... #10251 | |
| Hehe, newsgroup people are so stupid -- they bash Origin for not going w/ Chris Roberts because Chris Roberts does everything right, and then they bash Chris Roberts for working with Microsoft... #10252 | |
| SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Web surfers today were shocked to find that ChrisReid.com, the worlds greatest source of ChrisReid brand metal sticks, had been taken down... #10255 | |
| Hehe, anyway, although I have a sucky firstname, I realized that I could have lots of less sucky nicknames if I just add in my middle initial... #10256 | |
| I realized that I don't like Dund. #10259 | |
| He's not an anarchist. He's just annoying. And he's trying to pick a fight with Chris at agwc... a big no no in my book. #10260 | |
| Hmmm, but that's a real message, I get it at school when I try to #10262 | |
| boot up our ancient computers... #10263 | |
| to pretending to be an anarchist... it suits you better. #10265 | |
| That's a particularly moronic way of looking at it, it's just what what you've created sucks. #10267 | |
| Yay, stereotypical thread! Person X says something, Chris says they're #10268 | |
| wrong, person X flames Chris and then person X is incredibly angry that #10269 | |
| Chris would dare get mad. It's all been done... #10270 | |
| Yeah, I gotta be ace to unsop him, one sec. #10271 | |
| No more DundSops. #10272 | |
| Yay. How many Dunds? #10274 | |
| This is pretty odd. #10275 | |
| I am here. I've always been here. #10276 | |
| The first pic. There's a Rapier in a hangar somewhere in England... #10277 | |
| akicked him. de-sopped him... de-aopped him. #10278 | |
| Well, how long does it take to look in a building? #10280 | |
| Just mail the guy and find out. #10281 | |
| #Macintonsh: Heh... I love my iMac. #10283 | |
| Wow, Brazil sucks, I've been planning to overthrow the government if he gets impeached... #10284 | |
| Except the short black skirt, boots and tank top thing... #10285 | |
| But if all she wants is to get laid, why couldn't you just do her to get her to go away? #10286 | |
| There are bestiality laws:O?! #10289 | |
| It's funny because it's true. #10290 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, then I akicked Dund... #10294 | |
| Tell spacedust he can join and send it to me. #10295 | |
| Actually, I'm the king of moronic one-liners... surely you've heard of The Book of LOAF. I just haven't blamed all my problems on other people for doing it too... hypocrasy is annoying, you know. #10296 | |
| When I first heard about it, I was worried that I wouldn't know how to tell Had gently, but it turned out to rock ultimatly. #10297 | |
| Oh, Hades, any luck finding me a date? #10298 | |
| Oh, okay. In related news, I was on the news again... They had like a clip from that memorial service I was at and I was in the background... #10299 | |
| Yeah... which is less embarassing than the time I was in line for Star Wars at a theater in DC and they talked to the person in front of me about how we'd all been there all day... #10300 | |
| Hmmmm... well, we've got news up for today, encyclopedia preview is in the works... I have an English paper due tuesday, I should work on that... or the encyclopedia preview... #10302 | |
| Good... lets move on Merchandise, then. #10303 | |
| No, just missed some easy to miss stuff. #10304 | |
| Dugtrios rock, I got 624 experience for killing one... #10308 | |
| Microsoft is because it's easy... and, hey, if I blame all my life's problems on a huge mega-corporation, what are the chances they'll prove I'm wrong? #10310 | |
| And another Dugtrio brings me up to 32... #10312 | |
| We should eliminate the subject... #10314 | |
| Oh, I got mail from somebody wanting the BLoodfang as a COTD... #10315 | |
| Well, I once pointed out the fact that you were more interested in attention getting insults rather than actually complaining about anything... apparently I was right. Now, do you have anything to actually say or do you want to play flame-'n-cry for another 50 posts? If so, this thread is ended... #10316 | |
| Yeah, everybody likes the space sub... better do more. The space-helicopter, for example. #10318 | |
| You know how after WW2 we gave all of our extra airplanes to Germany? It's just like that, in that it didn't happen and makes no sense... #10319 | |
| NORAD class starbase? #10321 | |
| Midway class amphibious marine carrier? Can anyone BE that stupid? #10323 | |
| Mojave-class Assault Ramming Transport!!! #10324 | |
| In 2671 as the Hakaga fleet cruised towards Earth, Kruger and his staff realized that they were weak, very weak. Kruger's last orders were to start design and development of the first Border World's Heavy Fighter, capable of carrying torpedoes, and all of the newest technology available to the Frontier Worlds. He would later use the Apollo's prowess as an aide to help establish the Union of Border Worlds after the Kilrathi attack on Earth. I can't begin to count all the things wrong with this one little paragraph . #10325 | |
| Oh, I noticed something the other day, I'm pretty sure the TCS Pleiku is supposed to be a Caernavron class frigate... #10327 | |
| The TV show... it's the medical ship that's disabled #10328 | |
| Hehehe, poll: "Are you going to complain about this question at the Chat Zone?" * Yes * No * Maybe #10329 | |
| Anyways, I was thinking... WCA came out after WCIV, and because it takes place before they can have Tolwyn in it... even though he later turned into a genocidal maniac... thusly, once we get a few promo clips ready, I'd like to demo my animated series "Young Adolph Hitler" to UPN... Hey Tre, you'd watch a show based on Hitler's wacky adventures during World War I, right? #10333 | |
| Yeah, that'd be pretty funny... I'm gonna propose it to the networks... we need some character sketches, though... And think of the merchandise... #10334 | |
| Then you'd be sucked into a pit of logic #10335 | |
| Hitler action figures... Hitler brand clothing... Hitler toothbrushes... large plush Hitlers... He could have an adorable talking animal friend... #10336 | |
| Yeah, people obsessed with believing that the poll means something. "OOOH! If I vote for Privateer 3 Origin will make a Privateer 3!!!!!1111111" #10338 | |
| I once promised ace a cookie. #10339 | |
| Hades owes me a girlfriend/ #10340 | |
| Jeeze, it's just a movie. #10341 | |
| Wow, our hitthing counts any .com as American... that aint right... #10344 | |
| 1-900-NUT-BOYS #10345 | |
| Oh, having only one was my idea. #10346 | |
| Do I look like I know everything? #10347 | |
| Well, start a fuss in #WCNews and I'll jump in. #10348 | |
| Wow, that was the longest I've ever spend eating dinner this week #10350 | |
| Was it good for you? #10351 | |
| It unstuffed my nose for a while... #10352 | |
| 44 megs... I'm gonna learn to render so I can make WCAcademy ships #10353 | |
| Hades doesn't go to school. #10355 | |
| Wow, don't register for anything... Then you can be here all day, just like Mark Twain... #10356 | |
| Yeah, I never see him because I'm at school all day, but I assume that I'll see him once I'm here in the day next week... #10357 | |
| I had my braille teacher give me my exams instead of my real teachers and finished 'em both in two hours... #10359 | |
| "How do Xenomorphs exist with acid as their blood?" #10360 | |
| Yeah... maybe the Aliens colonial marines guide says... #10361 | |
| Yeah, ass is sucked by predators. #10362 | |
| You're living in some freaky fake-world. #10363 | |
| It'll take a while to get used to the voices, but the writing and animation is good. I liked the intro... #10364 | |
| I"ll tape it for you... #10366 | |
| Hehehe, the pointy haired boss seems even more like Londo now... #10367 | |
| So... this is how Chris thinks... #10372 | |
| Papa smurf's wife was killed by that cat... leading him to hate all animals... #10375 | |
| He's an ELECTRIC pokemon, duh. #10376 | |
| There was an episode of Weird Science where that happened. #10378 | |
| Yeah, we should go to Asia... they probably have a lot of cheap Asian pr0n over there... #10379 | |
| Okay, lemme do Eva Braun... #10382 | |
| Yeah, I've got some nice stuff from Ebay... I'm bidding on a WC1SNES now, I believe... #10384 | |
| Yeah, I have the cart and the little poster it came with, but I don't have the manual. It's interesting, has a new intro... #10386 | |
| There *may* be... as I understand it they were doing a WC2 cart when Origin & Nintendo fell apart... there was supposed to be one, and I saw promo shots... but as far as I know it was never releasedin the US... #10387 | |
| Yeah, a lot of stuff from SM2 is important in WC2. The trial of the Mandarins, Angel getting so depressed over Bossman's death... #10390 | |
| We know lots of things. First they trained people in character animation. Then they said they were doing the Strike Team game. Then Strike Team was canned. Then they started WCO. Then WCO became 'questionable'... and now nobody is talking and everybody is nervous. #10392 | |
| Hollis is a great guy, I met him when I was down there... #10393 | |
| Hehe, he vehemently denied that, Psych. Said that if anything it'd became easier with options for more complex stuff <G> #10394 | |
| NO! PIKACHU! WATCH OUT! This is stranger than the episode of WCA with Worf's voice... #10401 | |
| Damnit, there's no f'ing news #10402 | |
| I have to go meet a girl at the library in an hour... #10403 | |
| No, I can't get a date without your help, remember? #10404 | |
| Yeah, and when Baby Jesus cries Trelane gets medieval on your ass... #10405 | |
| It's not often we get people that pathetic. #10409 | |
| Well, lets get back to the buisness of running this country... #10411 | |
| Chris' script is attracted to the 'Hi'... #10414 | |
| Hit me. #10415 | |
| Who's the man who makes Chris jump? #10416 | |
| HITLER is a lot like !LOAF #10417 | |
| I'm thinking he'll blunder through each episode almost killing Hitler each time... #10420 | |
| I'm betting it's a CVA, like the Trafalgar-ER #10425 | |
| Anyway, so he goes "I'd love to, but you're not Trelane!", eh? eh? Hehehehehe #10426 | |
| Hi, I'm Arthur C. Clark, and you're eating a Clark Bar. #10428 | |
| Hi, I'm Adolph Hitler, and you're eating an Almond Joy. #10429 | |
| Hi, I'm Mike Meyers, and you're eating plain M&M's. #10430 | |
| Tarantula says they produced posters that are at his school, he's going to get contact informatino for us... #10432 | |
| It's the best thing I've ever said -- especially when you picture Arthur C. clark saying it... #10434 | |
| Just yesterday a dog bit me, so I went around biting all the dogs & cats I could find... I really chewed 'em up... #10435 | |
| Just kick her in the balls. #10436 | |
| This guy is slower than a dead turtle on toast... #10438 | |
| Akk! ... is what I'd be saying if I was choking on a chicken bone... #10439 | |
| * LOAF throws a Crab at Trelane: //(|/\|..|/\|)\\ #10440 | |
| Lemme find D-A-N... #10442 | |
| I fell down a coal chute once... #10443 | |
| I'm inventing insta-dry... the problem is that it uses some of the heavier elements... the ones that haven't been named and exist for only fractions of a second inside particle accelerators... #10445 | |
| Yay, I got a clerfary... and a clefable... #10446 | |
| Yay, my own Dugtrio... #10447 | |
| Wow, I tried to beat up my mascot, but it turned out to be a sex thing... #10448 | |
| but if you saw him, wouldn't you know that he wasn't at home banging Mrs. Wolf? #10449 | |
| I used to worry about that... and then I realized that nobody cares. #10450 | |
| Well, now all I need to do is find a female Nidorian to train... #10452 | |
| I need Reid... #10453 | |
| 1Z1812531300653654 #10454 | |
| Follow the money. #10456 | |
| I trained a Dugtrio this morning... #10457 | |
| Male is the pointy one, female is sweet, right? #10458 | |
| WhereisChris? #10459 | |
| My book is in Edison, NJ :o #10460 | |
| Hehehe, no, something... much more pathetic... The whole channel got addicted to Pokemon. #10461 | |
| Hehe, the war everywhere, there's no escaping it. #10462 | |
| You'll start to notice how cute Pikachu is... unusually cute... and because he's everywhere, it'll happen... #10463 | |
| Then, you'll get a little curious... curious enough to watch an episode of the cartoon... #10464 | |
| And at first it'll seem a little... kiddie... but you can't turn it off, because there's something about it, something that burrows into your mind. and before you know it you'll be trying to find the ROM. #10465 | |
| But... in the case of WC, I have this suspicion that the book and script will be better than the real thing. #10466 | |
| Well, there's a Lesnick system... it'd be sort of freak if there was a person named after me on a ship named after me in a system named after me... #10468 | |
| Hehehe, god, no more carriers. I did a list of Confed capships... thare are way too many carriers. #10469 | |
| Anyway, I've got a lighted schedule next semester (4 classes instead of 7., so I'll get a lot of work done then. #10471 | |
| I don't think they'd fit in the little ball things:/ #10472 | |
| Hey, Sgt NutBoy, do you have a newer picture of you? #10473 | |
| You could have even more sex if you don't wear your uniform at all... #10474 | |
| Mr. Eric Klefter: Took a free tour of the White House while under the Bush administration. Later died in a car accident. #10478 | |
| I'm not phoning Chris... it's like 6AM CRST #10480 | |
| Dmhas, where's Chris? #10482 | |
| Yeah, like I'm falling for the script again. #10483 | |
| I was gonna see it yesterday but I couldn't:/ #10484 | |
| a-g-w-c 'as been pretty boring lately. #10487 | |
| FOX doesn't want to release it until after Star Wars... #10489 | |
| Chris Roberts put a clause in his contract which lets him have 2 weeks to find a different studio if FOX doesn't release before Star Wars... but he doesn't expect to have any luck... #10490 | |
| Just talks about how I've been accepted:P But it doesn't matter, I'm not going to Maryland. #10493 | |
| Actually, it was the "Silly Ironic Laws Act", because that had a better acronym... #10494 | |
| Heck is fuller of shit than a shit based organism. #10495 | |
| I'm not interested in that. #10498 | |
| Hmmm, well, I'll be here in the day, hopefully. #10502 | |
| hehe, starting monday I have four hour days . #10503 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna send those to you this week... and lots of other stuff for everybody... #10504 | |
| You need... some maps and some Dragons... anything else? #10505 | |
| Oh, you two need CDs... #10507 | |
| If he changes the date if the Iason incident, I swear I'll find him... #10508 | |
| Damnit, if I still had my laser pen I could use it... I'd better go downstairs and get it... brb... #10510 | |
| Yeah, I know, but it makes a nice introduction for people named ARN. #10515 | |
| Dash her, I'll send a SWAT team... #10516 | |
| Wait, the T stands for Team, doesn't it? #10517 | |
| In Priv2, the Crius.Net entry -- the 420 year old guy's ship that can see the future. #10520 | |
| The Nuke 'ems send us to the future. #10521 | |
| Heya Student. #10522 | |
| He freaks me like a Haesslich... #10524 | |
| Yeah. I'm typing up all the booth stuff for encyclopedia reference and just so I know it... so I can bug you all with amazing trivia... #10525 | |
| NEW from Zak Skintight and the Buttock Men, their long-awaited album, 'No Butts'. #10526 | |
| That's where you come on... #10528 | |
| There's probably already been some research done in Priv2 save files... #10529 | |
| If somebody'd already done it, I"d already have asked them. #10530 | |
| "Hey, where do babies come from?" "AHH! EJECT! EJECT!"... (G) #10531 | |
| Stupidest WC ship ever: The Jincilla Skull #10532 | |
| Iowa... a bunch of WC1/2 ships... something in Japanese... #10534 | |
| Read the book? The script? Anything? #10535 | |
| Like... SWC? or WC2/WC3? #10537 | |
| Hehe, well... read the book, Peter Telep *REALLY* did his research to fit them together... #10538 | |
| I assumed people would figure *THAT* out when they read the acknowledgements. #10540 | |
| Must... find... date... for Priv2... #10541 | |
| Well... I think there's a law that covers that. #10543 | |
| Hehehehe. Hey, I met this girl... #10545 | |
| Yeah, but I got confused. #10547 | |
| Hehe, Student has got to be the most on crack guy I know... #10552 | |
| That's a 47 year gap... we can do better than that, I assume. #10554 | |
| That's the best news I've gotten all day, Hades #10556 | |
| No problem. Any idea how many news briefs there are? #10561 | |
| Yeah, ther'll be a lot. #10562 | |
| Anybody remember this movie? #10564 | |
| Damnit, it was so fucking cool when I saw it on TV many years ago. But my tapes are like... ten years old... #10565 | |
| There, did the mailbag thing #10566 | |
| Freaky, Byyd, I was just thinking that the other day... #10569 | |
| Rescuers attempting to save survivors of a shuttle crash on Hermes were horrified when they discovered that a Human Organs ring had got there first. Nobody had been left alive, and all the corpses had been butchered for valuable organs such as limbs, eyes and livers. Police are mounting a huge operation to catch the offenders, who are expected to try and sell of their grisly hoard. #10571 | |
| Why doesn't anything that cool ever happen in real live? #10572 | |
| Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on Hermes to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs. #10573 | |
| Yeah, then my parents would understand why I had to go to the UK... #10576 | |
| Well, you tell me now. #10577 | |
| Dash, what's the news then? #10579 | |
| Works for me... #10583 | |
| Just write a story where it turns out that Andorra is a government plot. #10584 | |
| Yeah, I cut the cover up and put it there. #10585 | |
| Dash, I wrote it quickly, lemme fix it... #10586 | |
| Where's you find the other one?! #10587 | |
| Allright, my friends are gone... #10588 | |
| and I'll be getting home early... 'cause I have a shortened schedule now. #10591 | |
| Hehe, how would you know that they didn't teach us about the English civil war right? #10593 | |
| Didn't we just change the name of BagleScript? #10595 | |
| What did Gold come with, aside from that Guide? #10596 | |
| Isn't Gold's Install guide in the Flight Manual? #10597 | |
| I'm ignoring advertisements and reference cards. #10598 | |
| Okay... Chris, what's the ISBN number on your Prophecy? #10599 | |
| Ye gods, if I ever accept an invitation to host the superbowl's half time show again I want you to shoot me in the leg or knee... #10600 | |
| Hmmm, my normal Prophecy is the same as Prophecy Deluxe... #10602 | |
| Hmmm, Chris, you have a WCIV Gold? #10603 | |
| Either of the DOS WCIV's have a ISBN number? #10604 | |
| Stupid moron browser bit me... #10607 | |
| Beast" would make a cool movie... #10609 | |
| Haess: There wouldn't be a SWC rom... #10610 | |
| SWC doesn't come on a cartridge. #10612 | |
| Wow, Apoc is full of crap. #10613 | |
| Now you too can gaze into my amazing life, at AHCZ! #10614 | |
| Hmmm, it should come within an hour and a half... theoretically... #10615 | |
| You know what sucks? Irony. Chris' phones worked last week when he couldn't be here, and now they're f'd up when he can be here... #10616 | |
| I dunno, this is just a really crappy day... it's like raining but not and everything feels off. #10617 | |
| But Chris' was funnier... #10619 | |
| The Strike Commander engine was later used for the ground portions of WCIII... #10620 | |
| I wish the guide were here... #10621 | |
| You go Delance! Get some! #10622 | |
| Chris McCubbin... I declare the right of vengenace... I don't know how, and I don't know when, but I'm going to make him pay for this... #10623 | |
| You heard wrong;) #10625 | |
| Its like... a crazed bloodthirsty romp through the city... at points it's so beautiful you want to cry, at points it almost seems like he's giving us the finger... #10628 | |
| The Guide, Hades, the Guide... #10630 | |
| It's both the most wonderful and most horrifying experience I've ever had... #10632 | |
| B&N didn't have it here... I found it at (of all places) a little local bookshop... #10633 | |
| I've already thought up a bunch of cool, one even helpful, explanations for some things, though. #10634 | |
| No... according to the guide the Iason incident was in 2638, and the war started in 2639... #10635 | |
| and the specs for the Concordia are uber-screwed up, particularly compared to the book which gives the WC2 specs. #10636 | |
| and it's 'Concordia class', so I've decided that the specs for the Concordia are the AS-concordia I specs... #10637 | |
| I'd like to set aside some time so Chris and I and whoever else can go through the book and figure out explanations for everything... #10638 | |
| I got the impression that *they* have had it for a while, for some unknown reason. #10644 | |
| How big are fleets? How big are fleets? Can destroyers carry torpedoes? Look at the space sub! Can destroyers carry torpedos? #10645 | |
| The Diligent is pretty cool looking (even if it's not Diligent class., it'd make a cool toy... #10646 | |
| Just lots of &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&'s, pasted after eachother to create a large file quickly. #10647 | |
| Okay, due to major changes in the backstory w/ the Iason... what if it's a different Iason? #10649 | |
| Yeah, all three... all I need is the official magazine... #10650 | |
| No, the second isn't the first encounter. #10651 | |
| Commodore Tolwyn is Tolwyn's brother or something, and Tolwyn served with A.Blair during his OJT... #10653 | |
| Actually the declaration was after a major kat-slaughter... so that works well... #10654 | |
| Oh, I have lots of updates... #10655 | |
| I hope that answers your question. Be sure to memorize the rules... they'll serve you well through all aspects of your life... assuming your life consists only of WC... #10658 | |
| Ye gods, you made the Midway and a morningstar and a Dralthi? #10660 | |
| I mean... just 14 years ago I suggested a game "where you shoot stuff", and 14 years later Half-Life comes out... coincidence? #10664 | |
| Simp-Chimp! #10665 | |
| Dan has enough annoying, annoying people at his board already... <G> #10667 | |
| I swear, the next person who asks me why they didn't use Mark Hamill in the movie... #10668 | |
| Nothing, Mr. Finklestein... just... becoming more... Rosie... I'd better go check and make sure I spelled your last name right... #10671 | |
| Hehe, okay. Most people spell Lesnick wrong IRL... I think I'm Ben Lesnice in the yearbook... #10672 | |
| Wow, what the hell is up with Admiral Wilson's age? #10673 | |
| The Sivar class dreadnought looks a lot like the Snakeir class superdreadnought... #10675 | |
| Holy... Byyd, check your mail, an intelligent mailbag question. #10676 | |
| Well, I've got to go do some homework and sleep and stuff, bbs. #10677 | |
| It's when you take a normal dollar, photocopy it so it fills up a whole page, and then rant and rave about how nobody's getting it. #10678 | |
| Hmmm, I pissed off McCubbin;) #10679 | |
| Hopefully -- everything comes out on DVD now. #10681 | |
| I asked him why Wilson was 156 years old. #10682 | |
| Neither is Chris Roberts. #10684 | |
| Well... I understand what Johnny's problem with McCubbin is... But I don't like Roberts either... #10685 | |
| Erm, I think that'd be illegal, and it'd ruin my copy of the Confederation handbook;) #10686 | |
| Oh, BTW, I have a semi-interesting WC:Guide anecdote... #10688 | |
| Chris probably knows about the SM1 box... #10690 | |
| Yeah, but the point is that when I was walking home from school 3 days ago I found a copy of it along the road. #10692 | |
| It's like a... mechanized Hornet/Salthi... the Salthi getting a ball turret... #10693 | |
| Sure it does... I have friends in Europe... #10695 | |
| Because you buy so much porn? #10697 | |
| Well... I guess... I'd like some help... #10702 | |
| Okay... lemme find the example of what I want... http://scott.net/~rgregg/ultima/ultima-collectibles.html #10703 | |
| Very few people know here... #10705 | |
| I have a digital camera here... but you prolly have stuff I don't have and vice versa. #10707 | |
| Okay... well... I thought of just a few things. #10708 | |
| Basically any PC disk version came in four formats. #10709 | |
| You're Byydo's slutty roommate:o #10711 | |
| I wish Chris hadn't died in that fire... #10712 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/drclaw.jpg #10713 | |
| Its just... an odd comment. #10716 | |
| Its the sort of thing kids say <G> #10717 | |
| Hehehe. Its just an odd phrase. #10718 | |
| Note to sell, Ainamacar r0cks... #10719 | |
| I dunno, I wish I'd never brought this up. #10721 | |
| They spend a lot of time in alt.sex.* #10722 | |
| Whats a .mp2? #10723 | |
| And you heard about Sean:/ #10724 | |
| Eck, what's going on? #10725 | |
| Where's somebody crying about continuity problems? I'll wh00p 'em... #10726 | |
| Well... you heard the good news and the bad news? #10728 | |
| It works, but he won't get anything for a while... #10731 | |
| Yeah... or you can call him... he left his home number... have you seen the trailer? #10732 | |
| Oh, great... what's the date for the figures? #10733 | |
| Hmmm, that's good news... #10734 | |
| Did you see that I have the movie site update all ready? #10736 | |
| I'm taking the 12th off <G> #10738 | |
| Hmmm, if there's a cheap ticket to Seattle between now and then I'll come. #10739 | |
| Hehehe, I may... <G> Did Hades tell you that we finished with Priv2? #10740 | |
| The lord works in mysterious ways... #10742 | |
| It was out of here in a week. #10743 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. #10744 | |
| Yeah, I'll probably see a hundred or so movies in March... #10746 | |
| There are different movies coming out in March? #10747 | |
| Hehehe, nobody in the newsgroup seems to care yet. #10748 | |
| Erm, but I'm thinking we just ignore the Iason reference there and say it was a different Iason that was destroyed (since the situation is completely different. #10749 | |
| The only annoying point is Captain Andropolos. #10750 | |
| the problem is that he doesn't explode or anything. #10755 | |
| Oh, Peter Telep... #10756 | |
| Nothing exciting in the newsgroup... #10760 | |
| C777 reminds me of the priest from MASH... #10761 | |
| Oh, not really... I thought it was better balanced than the old one... #10763 | |
| Really? I thought it was nice and clear... #10765 | |
| the old trailer was too dark, but not this one... #10766 | |
| Hey Del, this is my brother... he's a blade runner... #10767 | |
| Delance is famous for... being in Brazil or something... #10768 | |
| When does Beth come back? #10769 | |
| Sing the friends theme, Delance... #10770 | |
| YEah. It's in my room... next to the worms... #10771 | |
| Guess what Dan did today? #10772 | |
| And now you can blame anything lacking at the movie site on Clinton... <G> #10773 | |
| Oh, Dan, Bee_Czar is my brother... he kills robots... #10774 | |
| ChrisReid stars in Dog the Wag... #10775 | |
| Wow, now we know where 60% of the flat TV's are... #10776 | |
| DA doesn't work on Saturday. #10778 | |
| Anyway... lets solve some technical... errors... with the guide... #10779 | |
| There's some freaky stuff that's okay right now, but if they ever chose to write a sequal to say AS it'll screw up. #10780 | |
| Like Tolwyn was a professor after the Pilgrim War. #10781 | |
| Specs... are odd... there are specs for... #10782 | |
| Rapier, Bengal, Concordia SuperCruiser, Dralthi, Salthi, Krant, Ralari, Fralthi, Sivar, Snakeir, Comm ship #10783 | |
| Rapier... no way in hell, because it's the F-117... and the Broadsword is the F-131... #10785 | |
| Fralthi and Ralari... possibly just different variants... they're close enough... #10786 | |
| I dunno, I wish the encyclopedia were ready so we could just plug in... #10788 | |
| We're going to work that out after... #10790 | |
| Okay... lets KISS... shtml with a sidebar for the pad, a topbar for the logo and an internal thing for the entries. #10791 | |
| I like the CIC's colors... but I'd like something a bit more different... #10793 | |
| What about all those freaks I saw you with when I went there like a year ago? #10794 | |
| Can you mention us in some upcoming episode? #10798 | |
| I can go to the trial and you can interview me... #10799 | |
| no, light gray background. dark blue graphics. #10800 | |
| I dunno... Chris might know, he's an expatriot Trekker... #10801 | |
| But they everything licensed by a company should be considered canon... #10802 | |
| But then you get into crap where there are things like little Alex Manning and his fan fiction that's non canon canon but stupid... #10803 | |
| And we can kick people with it too... remotely, of course, to hide the secret of how we do it... #10804 | |
| Soo... action figures in... under a month? #10806 | |
| Anyway... I've got an update about that WC3Movie player... I'm considering doing an update about that guy who was on the set... #10809 | |
| Oh, tell me what you think... secret1.html, it's a *LOT* of graphics for one update... and we can't do it till the movie site goes up on Monday... #10810 | |
| Hades, I'm looking in your general direction... <G> #10812 | |
| I archived the other day... #10813 | |
| Well, that's what he thought a while ago, when we had those pictures, now he just wants to know if we've had any luck since having not contacted them then. #10815 | |
| Holy shit, hey samcat #10816 | |
| Hehehe, in elementry school you always gave supersoakers to the kids you didn't really know for their birthdays. #10818 | |
| You're my Nut-Boy sidekick... #10819 | |
| Yeah, you wanna go to Seattle to see the movie? #10821 | |
| Can you paint your house yellow? #10822 | |
| Nah, they're supposed to send you something any day now... #10823 | |
| They didn't seen Report Card #1 <G> #10824 | |
| Hehehe, I'll post it to the CIC...<G> #10825 | |
| I think I did the suckiest I've ever done this last quarter. #10826 | |
| Do you know what a taco is? #10827 | |
| You haven't heard of The Book? #10830 | |
| over 10,600... #10831 | |
| Can somebody go grab a shot from SO of the alien device? #10832 | |
| I was fighting evil... The evil inherent in a lack of good updates today. #10833 | |
| Not very well, but I had a bagel too #10834 | |
| How do I make a color transparent in PSP? #10835 | |
| It'll be out of stores by Monday... #10836 | |
| Well, this just goes to show what I've been saying all along... #10837 | |
| Anyway... encyclopedia stuff... #10839 | |
| Up H'hrass! is probably a popular punchline in the 27th century... #10842 | |
| Had is very, very, very lagged... #10846 | |
| Anyway, lets talk encyclopedia... #10848 | |
| Anyway... everything needs to be together... overlapping... not as a long thing. #10849 | |
| damnit, I've got to stop doing that ;) thing<G> #10851 | |
| It has deck plans of the Bengal class carriers... #10852 | |
| I... seem to recall having taken out quite a few kats in my time. #10853 | |
| Oh... you missed this, while you were away... but Apoc is... how can I put this nicely... the opposite of not full of shit... #10854 | |
| Good, now lets get him to tell Chris. #10857 | |
| There's going to be a lot of newspaper reviews of it... We should try to buy as many newspapers we can that day... and then following it there'll be a lot of magazine reviews. It'll be a good time for updates... #10858 | |
| You don't suck as much as Had's new one... #10859 | |
| But... I think that we need... to contact Phoenix. #10860 | |
| What if... instead of a gray background... we have a manilla background? #10863 | |
| I don't remember, I'm just wondering if we can make it look like folders. #10864 | |
| I want a searching thing...<G> #10865 | |
| Can't we have a little thing on the side like barnesandnoble.com ? #10866 | |
| Or we can cheat, steal lie and plunder and cheat and lie and steal also plunder #10869 | |
| OhmyGod,itisthesameGumby #10871 | |
| Well, lets get everything else set up first, I suppose. #10872 | |
| There's a six dollar harassment fee, and you have to wait until after he helps us. #10874 | |
| I'm MAGIC... uberMACGIC, we say... #10875 | |
| Are you calling the Derek Smart flamewar clutter?! You bastard, how dare you insult the flame war!!!!!!! I'll have you know that I'm already having my lawyers look into this offensive post... #10878 | |
| That and the submarine... #10885 | |
| And how many torpedoes/fighters/ships are in a fleet #10886 | |
| Hehe, 'Tanfen' sounds like some sort of a fat drug... #10887 | |
| Hehehe, you know why that is? Because my name starts with B and it's in alphabetic order. that's why Adam Foshko was first... #10888 | |
| Yeah, that's odd... #10890 | |
| Shouldn't VS get highlighted? #10891 | |
| That like wine Jello #10892 | |
| I meet more girls in my subconscious... #10894 | |
| and instead of water they'd shoot anthrax #10896 | |
| we get lots of them at the store #10897 | |
| Hmmmm... ahh, I can't wait to be out of high school:/ #10899 | |
| That's because you go to college in the one state everybody forgets when listing all the states... #10901 | |
| I'm gonna do some encyclopedia notes from AS, bbs #10902 | |
| This is a new roomate? #10905 | |
| Did you kill the last one, in an amusing saga much like that oft presented on American television? #10906 | |
| Who are these people? #10913 | |
| Dr. Stuart Dent died today... Stu Dent #10915 | |
| I'm going to go find the Robot! #10917 | |
| * LOAF Jak-tu's Hadrian #10918 | |
| Floyd was also the "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" Robot, wasn't he? #10920 | |
| Johnny hasn't been here? #10923 | |
| Damn, damn, damn! I was there then... but... that was before Sean... #10924 | |
| Wow, I dunno what we'd do if Johnny were fired... #10926 | |
| Oh. I was at school... but now school's out... #10929 | |
| Well, out for me, I'm only taking a few classes this semster... #10930 | |
| Hehe, I don't want the WC movie to be a big hit... #10931 | |
| If it's a big hit Chris Robert's 'll go "Oooh! I can make another one!" and Chris McCubbin 'll go "Oooh, I can write another book!" and somebody at Creative Licensing will go "Oooh, we should market WC diapers!"... #10932 | |
| Was "WC diapers and tons of crap" a pun? #10934 | |
| I do not want it to be a hit. I don't want to go into school on Monday, March 15th and overhear people talking about how cute Chris Blair is and how cool SFX were... #10935 | |
| Plus, if the movie is popular... I won't be able to wear one of those cool Pilgrim crosses... #10936 | |
| You mean Chris Reid? #10938 | |
| No, the real LOAF is from Maryland... although I think he was born in DC... #10941 | |
| Hehe, at least he stopped bugging me. #10942 | |
| Hmmm, everybody with Banshees have had that problem, but maybe Voodoo 2's do too... #10944 | |
| For some reason for the past two years every crap ass Priv-esque game has gotten a token former Priv1 team member so as to claim it was done by the same team that did Privateer. #10945 | |
| DA doesn't have the rights to do a game either... they made sure of that when they granted it to them <G> #10947 | |
| And, no offense to Foshko and the others who left, but if it means that Johnny has more control over the next WC, then it's a good thing. #10949 | |
| WC makes money, EA likes money, there'll be another WC... #10951 | |
| Well, selling newspapers is how some of the richest people in the world get their money... #10952 | |
| Because U:A will suck;) It'll sell to the approximately 12 Ultima fans... #10954 | |
| It's hard to believe someone that young can have risen to the rank of Admiral... #10955 | |
| Fine, Hooty McBoob it is... #10958 | |
| Where's my radiothing? #10959 | |
| The movie site <G>? #10961 | |
| I got my talking stick... #10962 | |
| Did you see the way daddy caught that bullet? #10965 | |
| I just fear that the book will say something stupid. #10966 | |
| Hehehe, my school newspapers... headline: "Golf Team Whacks Off To Successful Season"... <G> #10968 | |
| Yeah, that's what all the FanARt has been so far... #10969 | |
| or, it could be a classifieds add... swcpc, seeks swcmac for long walks on the beach. #10970 | |
| Hehehe, shut up Had, I'd kill for Johnny's 3d stuff too, but we're not getting it. #10972 | |
| You all see this bitchin' Tiger's Claw? #10974 | |
| Your principle's name is Fisher? #10976 | |
| My principal's name is Fish:o #10977 | |
| "Miss Ohta will deal with you, isn't that right, Miss Ohta?" then this like manwoman with a whip snickers... #10978 | |
| Hey Chris, I'll have you know that I've used my laser pen for many usefull non harassing purposes. #10982 | |
| I use it to point out stuff when watching Star Trek in freezeframe with my crazy brother... #10983 | |
| Well, I'm gonna go knap for a while, bbs #10984 | |
| Do hookers have ISBN numbers? I don't think so... #10985 | |
| Possibly bar codes, but no ISBN number... #10986 | |
| Erm, but Kirha was sworm to Ralgha by some other lord... his *ORIGINAL* clan was Ragitagha, later Hhallas, later Aussie. #10987 | |
| Movies seem to usually come out around 2 here... so we'll probably see it at the same time (G) #10988 | |
| I figured out Bossman's death. #10990 | |
| I wrote a thing with lots of explanations and sent it to you and Nut and Johnny #10993 | |
| I like my Bengal-2619 thing, too... #10994 | |
| Hehe... I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going out. BBS... #10996 | |
| Hmmm, this'll be a bitch to find something on, one sec. #11003 | |
| Cooler than me saying 'Connie' fourty six times today... and I counted... #11004 | |
| I'm going to find my house if it kills me... #11005 | |
| Yeah, 18 and in Texas, I could be executed any minute... #11006 | |
| I don't want to see the movie with a big group of "I WANNA SEE THE TRAILER! LETS SCREAM AT THE TRAILER!" people and a big group of "Freddie is soooo cuuuuuute!" people... #11007 | |
| Lets face it, there were some cool Star Wars movies... 20 years ago. Star Wars people now suck... #11008 | |
| But, hey, Star Wars died for me when I saw the first 'Ewoks' movie <G> #11009 | |
| * LOAF sips his beer #11011 | |
| Hmmm, I'm actually drinking ginger ale... Which is sort of like beer for losers, I guess... except I say 'connie' instead of Concordia, so I can't be a loser... #11012 | |
| It's really improved my fictional sex life... #11013 | |
| I need a nice picture of the Palistinian flag... #11014 | |
| Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, But you musn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear... but when you say it you musn't fear... cause his name can be said by anyone... #11015 | |
| Hehehehe, somebody mention the CIC. Chris, you do it. #11016 | |
| Erm, at that freaky message board. #11017 | |
| I think I did in my review... #11019 | |
| http://www.slashdot.org/articles/99/02/09/2041234.shtml There, Dan's site got mentioned and he got 1600+ hits that day. Mention the CIC;) #11020 | |
| I have a pinup of Blair, but it doesn't mean anything. #11022 | |
| 4A thin red line of heros stands between Earth and annihilation! #11023 | |
| it makes much, much... much... more sense than 4INCLUDES CONFEDERATION OATH OF SERVICE #11025 | |
| So, what do you think of the craptastic Mister McCubbin? #11026 | |
| Because the Confederation Oath of Service is just a bad poem they put on the back of the Academy manual. #11027 | |
| Can we please start talking about the Concordia so I can say "Connie" some more? #11028 | |
| I can't hate the book... but I can damned well hate the man. #11029 | |
| Yeah... it's stalking around inside of me... and every day it gets a little bigger... Someday, there'll be no LOAF left... just McCubbin... #11030 | |
| The second Concordia looks like a battleship out of water... #11031 | |
| Speaking of which, I wrote a long document on why the Confederation Handbook is fully canon... #11032 | |
| Because it is the second Concordia. Of four. #11035 | |
| Dan, there were four Concordias. #11037 | |
| It's like the Enterprise of WC. #11038 | |
| What is it with McCubbin and the military designation 'super'? He did that in the WC3 guide too. #11040 | |
| Chris, can you fwd my document to Dude? #11041 | |
| I, Benjamin Jeremy Christopher Reid Barrie Almond Lesnick have an extreme case of Forstchen name disorder:~( #11046 | |
| I interviewed Forstchen for WCHS... #11047 | |
| He's like away now, though:/ We were trying to set up another interview... #11048 | |
| We don't know:/ I know Andrew Keith wants to write two more books... #11050 | |
| Because Chris Roberts aint got no respect. #11052 | |
| My only knowledge of Voodoo is my extensive use of the 4dfx card... #11053 | |
| And as soon as one of my teams captures a working terminal, I'll update you all on the progress of the war. #11054 | |
| Its over a year old, so it's not a puppy anymore... #11057 | |
| Woah, don't Derek Smart on me... #11058 | |
| agwc is exciting... but it's not as exciting as saying Connie instead of Concordia... #11059 | |
| It could have even just been guarding a jump gate that the Hades is behind. Then we'd be protecting the gate to Hades... #11061 | |
| Those Dralthi missions rocked. You could wh00p some Snakeir ass... #11062 | |
| Most depressing mission would be the Hell's Kitchen one were you *can't* save the transport full of refugees. #11063 | |
| Awwww... does Chinese writing look like... English? #11068 | |
| I mean, it's rediculous to assume that the kats are just this one big ball of cat. #11070 | |
| What about the Shiraak? That was rounded... #11071 | |
| So I'll prepare some updates that can be posted over time to make it seem like I'm here. #11073 | |
| But I'm a part of an NIH survey on Sticker Syndrome, so I'm supposed to go there for three days and get poked and proded... #11074 | |
| Maybe it's a symbol that means allegance to the emporer. #11075 | |
| Yeah, don't argue with Byydo... when Byydo gets mad, Mister Reid gets drafty... and when Mr. Reid gets drafty PEOPLE DIE! #11076 | |
| Ace's Happy Attention Deficite Disorder... #11077 | |
| Girls don't like you because girls just don't understand that Wing Commander is the Star Trek of computer games... #11078 | |
| Just Gash. His parents named him after the fact that they cut their hands on a car once... #11079 | |
| It's odd how Blair & Maniac's dads are both named Arnold... #11080 | |
| Yes, I know who Crid is, but what was he arguing about? #11081 | |
| "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE PEOPLE! AND THEY'RE MELTING!" #11083 | |
| I dunno, that second Vampire looks *EXACTLY* like the promotional artwork... #11085 | |
| Because "Here Come the SuperModels!" would be a cool update. #11086 | |
| "She ate in and then went pee"... you could be near the top of a kindergarten class... #11087 | |
| Ack! Don't touch me there! I'm straight! Damn straight! #11088 | |
| Ahhh. Hehe, speaking of upcoming games, I was over at the official U:A forum earlier... (a bunch of people were coming from there to the CIC and I was trying to figure out why <G>) and it was strange how supportive everybody was of the game, after all the bad stuff that's been going around... #11090 | |
| Instead of having the timer on the front page, I want to have a link you click to open a pop-up-window type thing with the counter in it since it's causing mucho-load-time-problems #11091 | |
| The robot mill is spinning. #11094 | |
| Beowulf as in the ancient story or Beowulf as in Beowulf-the-Known-Space-character? #11096 | |
| No, nothing else scares me... just you... and Ginger Allen... #11098 | |
| How'd you get six hours worth of mess? #11100 | |
| Yeah... although it'll take a year to convince Psych that we need Pokemon... #11105 | |
| Yeah... Ash is always scoring... #11107 | |
| Uhm... Delance, get out more. #11109 | |
| My guess is that the barracks room is like for when there's an alert or something... #11111 | |
| I just think it'd be cool to kill kill kill kill kill! #11112 | |
| Shut up, Dund. #11113 | |
| I mean, everybody and his sister Janice has downloaded ROMS... but who put them there? #11114 | |
| How did they get them from a silly little gameboy cartridge onto a computer? #11115 | |
| ChrisReid-5? #11118 | |
| I saw ROTJ in '84 :o #11119 | |
| It came out in 84. #11120 | |
| I thought it was 77 80 84. #11121 | |
| 5th grade was also when Alien little 3 came out... #11124 | |
| This incredibly odd site is very funny... #11126 | |
| What we got back... didn't live long... #11127 | |
| Is it the P2 thing? #11128 | |
| http://www.myboot.com/cheesetaco2.html *THAT* is a cool story #11129 | |
| I guess I should head back to the world of pokemon, bbl #11130 | |
| You keep your terrifying past a secret, how can it be lengthy? #11131 | |
| How odd, my Windows bar disappeared #11132 | |
| Yeah, send it to me too #11135 | |
| But the Windows one doesn't let you trade anyway. #11137 | |
| There's a link option #11138 | |
| But I got some k00l news. #11140 | |
| Rock ass, lemme know... #11142 | |
| Yeah... but 10 days in the WC news buisness is like 10 years in... ant years or something... #11143 | |
| Also, I hate people who go "I have a P2 600 with 256 megs of ram and a dual Voodoo 2 and a million megs of hardrive space, can I run X game okay?" #11144 | |
| What the hoojib is that thing with the Ferrets? #11145 | |
| Note to self, kill self #11146 | |
| But then I'd wh00p your a$$, and shake out all the #'s... #11148 | |
| Haven't you read the CIC movie merchandise site? #11151 | |
| I can go "I'm not really a religious man... but I KILL LIKE ONE!" #11152 | |
| You talk to a girl:o #11153 | |
| Yay! The Clinton crap is over! #11155 | |
| But we didn't know that. #11156 | |
| I finally made a timeline for encyclopedia stuff, so I know what I have to do when... #11158 | |
| Well, it's usual AcesCrap. #11159 | |
| Yeah, five weeks... #11160 | |
| Sounds good... I was hoping to get it done before the movie, but I think I need just over a month... #11162 | |
| Well, Raptor bugs me because he has trouble telling the difference between realWC and acesWC... #11163 | |
| I wonder if anybody's gotten married because of UO... #11165 | |
| I like the flight decks... but the 65 looks off... #11166 | |
| Well, I seduced the old owner and whole she was asleep I took her keys... Oh, and that idiot never actually registered the channel... I went in right after his post appeared and registered it for myself. #11167 | |
| Me and my brother are going info-searching tommorow at TRU and some mall places... #11169 | |
| Well, it's gone down for like an hour before. #11170 | |
| Okay, rumor (Dan) has it that the WC movie premire is March 11th in Austin... #11171 | |
| Okay... now... lets see... Who do we contact? Erm, NYoung or Boomer? #11172 | |
| Hades: A premiere is like the special first showing for the people involved in the movie and everything. #11174 | |
| Is Kwast at work? #11175 | |
| What about you Had, would you go? #11176 | |
| Oh, the CIC is back #11177 | |
| We haven't been given notice yet. #11178 | |
| If they let us, I'd go in a minute. #11179 | |
| Lemme paste mine, one second. #11181 | |
| Catch 22, I don't think we can get anything in writing until we know who's going. #11182 | |
| I'm gonna make mine sound more certain, do you mind? #11184 | |
| Oh, Kris Kristofferson, he sucks in everything he does. #11186 | |
| And I've seen everything he's done like 400 times. #11187 | |
| Chris is telling me right now... So technically I'm hearing wrong... which makes you talking wrong which covers the hearing wrong... #11189 | |
| You must not have played that game CHris made... #11190 | |
| Wait, go tit. #11192 | |
| Your so immature Hades. #11193 | |
| Wow, Chris McCubbin looks... odd... #11194 | |
| No... they all look sort of like me... #11195 | |
| But McCubbin... looks like he'll die of a heart attack any minute now. #11196 | |
| Wait, what am I, now? I'm tall, fat and no longer have any facial hair... #11197 | |
| Tuesday Frase is a woman? #11198 | |
| Actually, Hades, you look just like a British guy I used to know... #11199 | |
| David Ladyman looks like the "If it's not Scottish it's CRAP" guy...Hehehe, seriously, when I was living in Aix en Provence there was this British guy who went to school with me... #11200 | |
| Hehehe, my former AP Bio teacher was interviewed by my brother for the school paper... and I was hanging around, and it turns out he commanded one of those little boats that went up the Mekong (sp) delta in Vietnam just like in Apocalypse Now. Whatever the river is called. #11201 | |
| Yeah, but I don't even know if that's the river or if that's something else. #11202 | |
| That is *SO* true. especially the last part. #11204 | |
| Tell Hades to check his mail #11205 | |
| I've gotten Neiled on weekends before... maybe we'll hear from him today #11206 | |
| There may be nicer ones... lemme see what I can find... #11207 | |
| I think "Want to see my asb?" would be a good slogan... #11208 | |
| Anyway, today's episode was all about Paras #11209 | |
| Because I assume Hades has sent you a postcard. #11210 | |
| You didn't get the one I sent:O ? I didn't send a monkey one:~( #11211 | |
| Very funny... Amusing, how you used the plural when describing team Johnny... "Team Johnny, blasting off!" #11212 | |
| That... Is... So... Freaky... #11213 | |
| Chris wasn't here when I was wondering about that, though. #11214 | |
| It saved all those people at Custer's Carnival, right? #11215 | |
| Me too... but we need somebody at home anyway, who we can call to write an update. #11222 | |
| Hold a fundraiser. #11223 | |
| We can arrange for your tour of Origin. #11224 | |
| Okay. Talk to your mom? #11228 | |
| My only problem is needing the date ASAP so I can get a ticket... #11229 | |
| No, we have 'em, they'll be in the encyclopedia. #11231 | |
| I'm considering a seprate game-ships section, though #11232 | |
| She's been interested in us lately... #11233 | |
| I noticed that when I bit it the metal thing in the front raised a little... so I tried sucking it, and the rubber all came off... #11235 | |
| And I was biting it plaing stapler-chicken, by *ALMOST* stapling my lip to my teeth... #11236 | |
| Yeah... it's EXTREME STAPLING #11237 | |
| I'm talking to him now, we're trying to figure out something... I dunno what to do, though #11238 | |
| I don't have $100:/ But your money estimates were too high, he doesn't need that much... #11239 | |
| If I can get any more money any time soon I'll donate it... #11240 | |
| There are other problems, now, though:/ He has enough for the ticket, but he has to stay for 7+ days and I know I can't stay that long or I'll lose credit:/ but 7+ days is a lot of hotel time. #11241 | |
| I knew it could do some of it, but I'm not sure about the rm's... #11246 | |
| We may laugh about this, but !!!!!!!!!16yroldsex is a serious matter which I feel that the CIC staff should investigate fully... #11247 | |
| Its strange how Neil calls me Ben instead of "LOAF" or "My son" or "Heathen" or something... #11248 | |
| * LOAF wants some of the holo-porn from the movie novel #11249 | |
| Well, they didn't offer the job to Mark. #11251 | |
| As I understand it nobody in England likes him... "No. Definatly not!" was his reply, I believe... #11252 | |
| Still wouldn't be enough:/ It's the difference between 400 and 1200 pounds... #11254 | |
| Well... interesting story... Chris and I were born at the same time in a binary star system... #11256 | |
| What does a flight cost now? #11258 | |
| How long can you get that price? #11259 | |
| How much do you estimate you'd need total? #11264 | |
| Well... you can skip lunches;) #11265 | |
| You pay your parents f'ing rend? #11266 | |
| and I don't know how long I can get a hotel:/ #11272 | |
| Yeah, I'll have to head back or I'll lose credit and won't be able to go to college... #11273 | |
| If it's a thursday I'd probably go on wednesday and leave on sunday... #11274 | |
| Attention. Attention... I'd like to thank you all for coming today. Please don't quote only that in twisting my words to sound bizzarely sexual. As you all know I once kicked Maverick from #Wing-Commander... #11276 | |
| Everybody sit down and get me a podium with that 'LOAF' logo on it... #11277 | |
| The reason at the time being that he had called "Dana", a woman whom I had some sort of perversely sick obsession with, a whore.ow, I'm not one for humility, as any agwcer will tell you, but I'm going to point out that this time, I was wrong. #11278 | |
| Thisishowwidemyircboxis_____________________________| #11281 | |
| Anyway... I guess it can work... my only worry is that you'll regret it. #11282 | |
| But you won't have any money, anyway. #11283 | |
| I'm in... I'm afraid Hades prolly won't be:/ #11285 | |
| I remember when I was going to just visit France for a few weeks it took six months of paperwork. #11286 | |
| Yeah, Neil Young mailed me... no date has been set yet, either #11288 | |
| Damnit, nobody's f'ing covered WC at toyfair yet. #11291 | |
| They make you pay fricking rent to live with them, you have the legal right to slit their throats when they least expect it... #11293 | |
| In fact, I'm set to help Telep revise stuff next week. #11296 | |
| Some of the figures have Pilgrim Crosses molded to them #11297 | |
| It's some sort of in-joke about former Origin employee Dallas Snell... you see him mentioned a lot in the older games. (General Snell in WC2, in some Ultima too... #11298 | |
| As for in-universe, they must just hopper-drive there (G) #11299 | |
| alt.binaries.erotica.chrisreid, naturally. #11301 | |
| Wow, I spelled *THAT* wrong. #11304 | |
| Chee. #11305 | |
| I honestly think it'd be a problem:/ #11307 | |
| NIH, I'm going to be away for three days, remember? #11310 | |
| Erm, tell them that there are no details. #11312 | |
| What about Hades & ace? #11314 | |
| Well... maybe I'll have my brother contact everybody when I get mail from Neil... #11315 | |
| National Institute of Health, I'm having tests done for three days... #11317 | |
| Well, at least I don't have what Dr. Barrie Almond once described as "a sick sexual infatuation with Mister Tolwyn" :P #11318 | |
| Yo ho ho and a bottle of Reid #11319 | |
| Hmmm... then we are faced with a conundrum... #11320 | |
| Hehehe... well, we could still all get together in Austin to see the movie. #11321 | |
| My EBX isn't stocking them... and my comic book store guy said he couldn't say... #11322 | |
| Wait, yours is babbages, Chris? I thought it was something else.. Ahhhh. And Software Etc is the price gouging big-city affiliate of Babbages... Which is run by the notoriously evil Dr. Edward Klam, PhD... Who, to coin a phrase, wants to destroy the world. #11323 | |
| StarCraft figures were cheap at EBX today... I considered buying a Quake figure because they were so sweet... but I saved my money for the big score... #11325 | |
| So... who do you want to go most <G>? #11327 | |
| Yeah... and then we could all go see it a bunch of times on Friday. #11328 | |
| Hmmm, I guess... I'm worried that Hades would be making a big mistake. #11329 | |
| Nah, you're the most important of the five... #11331 | |
| I guess you're right. It's worth it for Hades... #11332 | |
| Wow, that came at a bad time. By which I mean "Your right about Hades", not that I'm the most important <G> #11333 | |
| My sister got a Pokemon comic book... #11337 | |
| It was in black & white :~( #11338 | |
| If a bunch of morons come in we +m and then only the ops an the +vians can talk #11343 | |
| Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over! #11345 | |
| No... but Sandy is in heat and there are all these guy cats here... #11347 | |
| lets ass-you-me that it's the 11th... #11351 | |
| Where is this calculator? #11353 | |
| Hmmm... not many figures are 3 3/4"... #11355 | |
| Me too... if I have to fly to the West Coast (tm) #11358 | |
| and the fighters! Oh, how I desire them... #11359 | |
| Say something like "Yeah, I guess somebody needs to stay home and report everything we find..." or something <G> #11363 | |
| Woo hoo, I dehadrianized. #11366 | |
| I just explained that Hades is more important. #11367 | |
| Erm, but I was more polite. #11368 | |
| I'm taking care of that... #11369 | |
| Austin, TX | |
| <> Bakersfield CA #11374 | |
| He's a laywer-in-training... and he drove a tank during the Bosnian conflict or something... #11377 | |
| The guy I know has two hotels in Austin... #11380 | |
| Albeit it made up...<G> #11381 | |
| Foolow 360 out of the city until it loops back and hits the river... and Origin is right there by the river... #11384 | |
| Maybe we should create a random number generator that'll choose who gets the tickets. #11385 | |
| No, that could totally ruin Hades' life. #11386 | |
| Yeah, I could prolly take out several dozen of those 12 year olds once I get that Pilgrim Cross... #11390 | |
| That's what the gray looks like in the game... #11392 | |
| Hmmm... my guess would be that green is the factory color. #11394 | |
| Well, I have 62 pages of WC2 script to go over... #11395 | |
| Oh... I'm setting up hotel stuff, my parents are getting me a plane ticket #11396 | |
| I can't, this is supposed to prove that I can operate independently in Austin. #11400 | |
| I don't see how/why all these people are coming. #11401 | |
| But there's only THREE tickets. We haven't decided who's going <G> #11402 | |
| That would make sense, seeing as that there'll probably be only 3 people... #11403 | |
| We should wait until there's more information, and when we've decided who's going. #11404 | |
| Erm... except... if Hades comes, it probably won't be for the premiere. #11406 | |
| Because we noly have three tickets <G> #11407 | |
| If Hades comes, this'll be his only chance to see the movie for quite a while... #11408 | |
| Oh, good... now, if we go and Hades goes and you can't see the premiere will you like get pissed at us and beat the crap out of Chris? #11413 | |
| Because... although it'd be *right* for Hades to get the ticket, it still wouldn't be fair <G> #11414 | |
| Wow, you've had five steady girlfriends? #11415 | |
| I think I talked to a girl once... #11416 | |
| Heyyyy, I just realized, there are only three Concordia's... #11417 | |
| So the Lexington WCIV is just the same class as the Concordia AS #11418 | |
| But there's not definatly a ticket for you... #11419 | |
| Hehe, do you really need to defrag today? I may be gone when you get back <G> #11422 | |
| Hadrian is probably the most annoying person in the history of annoying people. #11424 | |
| I don't remember this particular story, but I do seem to recall Akkbar collecting quite a few stories to post that really sucked... #11425 | |
| Wow, blood #11426 | |
| You should have used a spell that turned you into a stone -- you can't get blood from a stone. #11427 | |
| Erm, anyway, I've determined that Hadrian must be shot...<G> #11429 | |
| Yeah, poor whiney sniveling little Had... #11430 | |
| Hehehehe, yeah... it was funny yesterday... "I guess I don't have to go... but it's always been my dream to see a big premiere..." #11431 | |
| and if he says "I guess im used to disappointment" once more I'm going to kick him. #11432 | |
| Hehehehe, well, now I know why he annoys everybody <G> #11433 | |
| Writing a sad update:~( #11434 | |
| Hehehe, there was an interesting article on that at AICN a while back -- the screening agencies apparently only pick young teenagers or something... #11437 | |
| What is it with freaks in #WingNut ? #11438 | |
| I've noticed a large increase of Eagle-1's on boards and such... #11441 | |
| And she can meet me? #11442 | |
| I'm just gonna sit around here and watch the Daria marathon... maybe I'll clean my desk... #11443 | |
| I can't wait to get those cards. #11445 | |
| Like, what else would I be watching? NYPD Blue with commentary by some idiot? #11446 | |
| Hmmm, well, I'm definatly gonna open the first ones I get... #11447 | |
| I watched a few episodes of MASH this morning, but then it ended:/ I applied for a job at blockbuster so I can be like Byyd... #11448 | |
| Dan-nar-Fsomething says maybe the 10th #11449 | |
| Or that Hadrian is always getting disabled by his peers... #11450 | |
| Or Hadrian's peers have it in for him... #11451 | |
| Again, Hmmmm... Dan may join the staff now. #11454 | |
| DA... no longer... appreciates his services... #11455 | |
| I'm staying out of that industry:p #11457 | |
| Hehehe, it looks like I'll be in Austin next month, but... #11458 | |
| Hey... I just realized where I've seen furbies before... #11459 | |
| They're not like Gremlins, they're Melek-from-WC4. #11460 | |
| We're contemplating leaking certain elements... #11462 | |
| I think the morningstar is abit too big... #11463 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, Boomer is always telling us we need to post more rumors. #11464 | |
| I'm gonna go nuke some dogs, brb #11465 | |
| NoLag(tm) #11467 | |
| Speak for yourself, I've got cheese-its... #11469 | |
| Why? Why was I programmed to feel hunger? #11470 | |
| Hmmm, so, Had, you'll call X-Toys while I'm away this week? #11471 | |
| Mental note... do not hire Psych to work for futuristic engineering firm... #11472 | |
| So it is one of those? I just figured it was a prototype Razor... #11474 | |
| Okay... now... admit it, you'd go back in time and vaporize the guy who played pliers right before the scene of him dropping the flashpak if you could... #11477 | |
| I can ID the funky kat ships if you show me pictures. Pllllleease show me pictures... . #11478 | |
| Maybe... are you saying that if nobody knows you have any other ships you don't necessarily have any other ships? #11479 | |
| But people know you have a Kamekh because you had pictures of it posted? #11480 | |
| Hmmm. Do you have a Kat ship that looks like a teardrop? #11481 | |
| That's the SWC Sivar;) Can I see a picture of it pllllease? #11482 | |
| I'll give you five dollars when we come for the premiere. #11483 | |
| Hmmm... do you have a symmetrical cat ship that looks like a porcupine? #11484 | |
| Woo hoo! You should use this information to write a book on WC ships... #11485 | |
| Well, I'm going away for several days, it'd be nice to figure it out now. #11487 | |
| Hmmmm... I wish Had were here, I've finally worked up enough nerve to explain to him what's going to happen. #11488 | |
| Since when is his life so terrible? He wno't shut up about how everything is so disenheartening... #11489 | |
| Okay... so that leaves Hades and ace. #11492 | |
| If Hades can go, he's getting the ticket, we don't know whether or not he can go yet. #11493 | |
| Okay, DROP THE BAG... #11497 | |
| We can make a list of all the ships that were ever rendered. #11499 | |
| And then we can check off what you have now... #11500 | |
| aside from the PTC and the AMGs at the front #11501 | |
| Ooooh... do you have .sgi files? #11505 | |
| I have an NT machine... #11506 | |
| No. Hhriss fighters... they're from SM2. #11507 | |
| they're like the best kat ships ever. #11508 | |
| "Well, look what just crawled out of H'hrass..." #11512 | |
| I'm sure there are WingNutEttes, we just have yet to encounter many. #11513 | |
| Damnit Had, I'm looking for the kind of woman who'd love me for knowing what the Rathtak was... #11514 | |
| See, Chris understands me... why can't you be a woman, Chris? #11515 | |
| That was from the WC1 manual. #11516 | |
| Gray = Armada #11519 | |
| If the Claw is gray, on PC you can play, if green it be, on 3DO you will see. #11521 | |
| What color is yours? #11522 | |
| Hmmm, can you grab a shot? #11523 | |
| It's the crossbow they use for the little picture in WCA... #11524 | |
| The base... is odd... it looks mostly the same. #11525 | |
| Shoooow me, how you want to Ha'ifraaaa me... #11528 | |
| but I don't remember them from the movie scene of the base in SWC. #11530 | |
| Never! I want to ID the transports... #11532 | |
| I mean... sure, you can not show them to me... But then you'll go through life wondering, wondering which is a DOrkir and which is a Lumbari? Sure... you could go on living... but what sort of life would it be? #11533 | |
| Mylon: The unluckiest system ever. #11536 | |
| vas ort vex #11537 | |
| The command ship for DesRon-67 or something #11538 | |
| Well, it may have had more, they just weren't there... #11539 | |
| TRH is a moron. A complete and utter moron... #11540 | |
| Hehehe, why would you want to be in that part? It's all launch tubes and such... The actual people-part is probably just the end <G> #11542 | |
| Looks like we can get him... #11543 | |
| Sooo... anyway... we should have the date for the premiere really sure... #11546 | |
| That's good... I think... <G> #11548 | |
| You should contact Boomer to see if you can set up tours. #11549 | |
| It's just that I've already done it. #11550 | |
| Want to make sure he knows that other people are coming. #11551 | |
| But it looks like you, me and potentially Hades #11552 | |
| I shall pray for you. #11553 | |
| There are two kinds of people in the universe... Those who are Captain Johnny and those who aren't Captain Johnny... I forget where I'm going with this... #11556 | |
| I still don't get why anybody would make a post-Academy model... All the post WCA stuff is in 3D in the game. #11558 | |
| As opposed to an out-game viewer? #11560 | |
| There isn't even a word 'out-game' . #11561 | |
| This isn't really a mail bag submission, I'll post it as news... #11562 | |
| He's been working on that stupid arrow for years #11564 | |
| You didn't make the Concordia. #11565 | |
| I'm gonna add borders to all the images in the archive <G> #11567 | |
| Erm, there's a Bearcat and an Excal and a Longbow and a something #11568 | |
| Which of course all forms together to ask the question, why the fuck are you hanging out in #WCA-RPG? #11570 | |
| You went to show off stuff. #11571 | |
| But #WCA-RPG is like the place for ace's that are too stupid to do normal stupid ace things #11572 | |
| Erm, Chris, why *do* you keep bringing up WCP Classic at agwc? #11573 | |
| As long as I've known him he's been a bitter pathetic person. #11577 | |
| He's one of those aces whos primary interest in the club was being able to hold the fact that he was part of a club over Borton. #11578 | |
| That was fun, I don't think I was even trying to piss anybdoy off then. It was just him going crazy <G> #11580 | |
| Erm, but seriously, I have a complete respect for whatever the aces do now <G> #11581 | |
| Hehe, what the fuck does any of this have to do with the wca-rpg? #11586 | |
| Hey Chris. Premiere is the 11th... #11589 | |
| Aaaaand... aaaaand... I don't have to spend the night at NIH, just go back tommorow... #11590 | |
| But it sucked today:/ They took like more blood than I have and x-ray'ed every joint in my body:/ #11591 | |
| I've ordered pizza with cheese in the crust... #11594 | |
| Yeah. I have connections everywhere. #11595 | |
| Oh, one of my friends' husbands owns like hotels. #11597 | |
| And there was a scary guy who followed me around... #11599 | |
| He was a medical photographer who was took a bunch of pictures of my face at different angles, but then he like followed me to my next appointment and bugged me... it was odd... #11600 | |
| Mantis sucked harder than that game I made... #11601 | |
| Hehehe. So anyway, yeah, we should wreck your room... to stick it to DA and all... #11602 | |
| You know, that sucky game I made... 'Descent: Freespace'... #11604 | |
| Canadians suck... #11606 | |
| Hopefully someday Hadrian will come to realize that all he did was color in a small portion of a rendering somebody made many years ago. #11607 | |
| Erm... but hasn't any one *EVER* noticed how full of crap gaming magazine 'previews' are? Every fricking game ever is described as if it were the incredible ubergame that'll make us want to never leave home ever again... #11610 | |
| Depends, are you a masochist? #11611 | |
| I've been lying on a table all day while people poked me and shined very bright lights in my eyes for hours and hours, so naturally I was able to gather lots of exciting news... #11614 | |
| Oh. Maybe he's on ICQ. Quick, catch him! #11617 | |
| Hades-achu! I choose you! #11618 | |
| In retrospect, that should be his welcome #11619 | |
| Oh, I had a brilliant idea while posting to the Ace's CZ... Bossman was captured and assumed dead, not however I tried to explain him being considered dead before #11620 | |
| Its better than what I had before. #11622 | |
| and the image-not-found really adds some charm... <G> #11624 | |
| So maybe they wouldn't notice if the old trailer appeared somewhere... #11625 | |
| Because, I was thinking that if McCubbin were at the premiere, somebody should kickbox him... #11626 | |
| Exactly. Orange is the fire color, maybe he's on fire... #11627 | |
| Yeah... but they didn't give me anything:/ And then there was this annoying doctor who wanted to see how I walked or something, but I couldn't walk straight because my eye was dialated... #11629 | |
| They can edit out the dirt in post production... #11632 | |
| Why is Chris always getting to make pr0n and I never am aside from that one time? #11633 | |
| Yeah, you really should only whack with your hands, because you might damage something using anything else... #11634 | |
| Wow, I just got ICQ'd by like three people asking what plugin is required to see the pictures at wcmovie.com . #11636 | |
| Yeah. I'm trying to find a really big plugin for them... #11637 | |
| Wow, this explains why digitalanvil.com sucks... #11638 | |
| Dogfight type thingy? #11639 | |
| March 17th?! That idiot... #11641 | |
| Wow, they suck. #11642 | |
| They probably saw 17th in the end of the book and drooled or something. #11644 | |
| I don't suppose I can 'find' the trailer at the site? #11645 | |
| They seem pretty insistant about not copying their trailer & images. #11648 | |
| Mind if I slip those /newpics/ into the CIC archive? #11649 | |
| Hehehe, check out the huge ass disclamer in the trailer section <G> #11650 | |
| I was going to go "Well, Jeff Cope Did" #11654 | |
| But now you've ruined all the suspense:/ #11655 | |
| Right now I'm going to the premiere... and if I post it, they may get pissed and tell me I can't go, so I'm not posting. #11658 | |
| A typical movie site is a digital photo that you can click on things to go to various parts of the site. #11660 | |
| Like a picture of a map or of a yearbook or something <G> #11661 | |
| Well, it's soon enough (G) Hope you don't mind if I update the CIC with this info... Did yall get a look at the figures at Toyfair? #11664 | |
| hehe.. WCN will probably report it after the site is up.. . #11665 | |
| Had, grab that trailer, stick it on our server #11668 | |
| I dunno. Lemme conferr with Dan if he's in #11670 | |
| The first one isn't up, and we can't release them without this one. #11674 | |
| No... Dan goes to the University of Maryland <G> #11676 | |
| In College Park, it's like 20 minutes from my loafcation #11677 | |
| Hmmm... go hit him, we have a semi-crisis we need him to solve <G> #11680 | |
| I hate that acronym. #11683 | |
| That sounds painfull... #11684 | |
| Chris, do you have #1? #11685 | |
| call it trailer2.zip and put it in the files/wcm directory #11687 | |
| Postez vous. #11688 | |
| I don't know, Chris and Hades have this weird thing about it... #11689 | |
| Will it be quicker to upload? #11690 | |
| Awww, Had, yer no fun anymore. #11692 | |
| Damnit, my new nickname r0ck0rs. #11695 | |
| Phear my m4d BJ Skillz! #11697 | |
| really? That's odd... is the '2454' thing still a problem? #11698 | |
| Firstoff, they've probably already noticed, secondoff, why should we help them? #11699 | |
| Rubbing things is not our job. #11700 | |
| Exactly. So they'll want to get our special trailer. #11705 | |
| It's of no matter... #11706 | |
| It doesn't matter. #11707 | |
| Don't worry about it, they'll find it if they want it <G> #11708 | |
| We'll do *THAT* once we get permission from Dan. #11709 | |
| Go fer it, we could use the exposure. #11710 | |
| Hmmm... now lets get a site-update ready. #11712 | |
| Check out my cool new nickname... #11713 | |
| They have the lo-res trailer <G> #11714 | |
| Yeah, FOX looks like they're going to be a bitch about that, lets not bother. We have the higher version <G> #11715 | |
| You missed a VOyager telemovie:~( #11718 | |
| Just ignore them <G> #11719 | |
| We don't want to start any pointless fights. #11722 | |
| Oh, I don't think I got kicked, I just don't like it in there much... #11723 | |
| Dash, what's your other ISP? #11724 | |
| This is Karl... #11725 | |
| He was made of pure energy. #11727 | |
| But if he's anything he's a guy, because he always appears as a guy;) #11728 | |
| I just have the original Armada CD #11729 | |
| Yeah, I got a camera stuck down my nose into my throat. #11732 | |
| Today was 'more' fun... if you can call having a camera stuck down your nose into your throat being fun... #11733 | |
| Erm, I've been at the hospital for three days having painfull tests... #11734 | |
| Hehehe, nothing I didn't already know... #11735 | |
| I should update with these two WC movie things... #11737 | |
| Really? I thought it was okay... #11738 | |
| I haven't been back to school yet. And I won't see Sharle tommorow. So I won't find out until tommorow. #11739 | |
| I'll post it for Delance;) #11742 | |
| Hehehe, Origin gave us something like 2 gigs of space for Xmas. #11743 | |
| Hehehe, somebody told us sometime... #11744 | |
| Still waiting for confirmation from Neil, and I'm still waiting for somebody to check with BOomer about a tour. #11747 | |
| Hehehe. Chris, contact Boomer. LOAF, contact Neil & hotel> #11748 | |
| So what *DID* DA think about us having the trailer, anyway? #11753 | |
| He thought that the SFX rocked, and that it'd be good if people can stand the accents. #11754 | |
| Hehehe, FOX is anal about everything... #11756 | |
| HEhehe, we were trying to be-better-than WCN. #11761 | |
| It's two boxes of them <G> #11763 | |
| WCN is our suckier younger sibling that updates once in a blue moon. #11764 | |
| Oh, yeah, that's a lot of stuff... #11765 | |
| Hehehehe... I need an mp3 of the full version #11767 | |
| I didn't need to have a camera shoved into my body, but what the hey. #11768 | |
| Wow, lets put up lots of new movie pictures and then tell him and do that... #11771 | |
| Speaking of which, since FOX doesn't seem to want the /newpics/ can we have them? #11772 | |
| Oh, they're already on the server...<G> #11773 | |
| and a stalker, apparently. #11777 | |
| Maybe she's your aforementioned girlfriend... #11778 | |
| Maybe she has an IP spoofer #11779 | |
| Yep, you're not +i, are you? #11781 | |
| She probably /who *!*@*.umd.edu'd you... #11782 | |
| He'd probably kick my pasty white ass... #11785 | |
| 'Win Dan Finklestein's Money' would be a cool news update header #11787 | |
| No idea, in retrospect there's no point to having extra trailers. #11789 | |
| Somebody want to do that? #11791 | |
| I have one of them. I'll scan it if you want <G> #11795 | |
| I guess I'd better start writing a CIC update about them. #11796 | |
| Nothing, it's Delance screwing around. #11798 | |
| Why is this? We didn't have this problem with SO... #11800 | |
| You're kidding, that background rocks. #11801 | |
| Wow, it seems to be working. #11802 | |
| He can't use mine? #11804 | |
| You can't make up acronyms, they just happen. #11806 | |
| Trying to sort out images w/ the slow server is a bitch:/ #11807 | |
| Thanks. Since FOX shut down their place, we're the only place to get it now (G) Erm, so it hurts <G> #11809 | |
| We're working on setting up more mirrors now <G> #11810 | |
| No, that's Peter's setup for the next book. #11813 | |
| FOX decided they wanted to do the site themselves... #11814 | |
| So they got rid of Dan and made a sucky WC movie site:/ #11815 | |
| FOX sucks ass:/ #11818 | |
| You ever sit around and go... "My relatives are fucking crazy! Nobody has crazier reletives than I do!" Well, you're wrong moron, check out my brothers comic book - http://www.angelfire.com/md/beeczar/cat.html #11819 | |
| Which wouldn't be bad... we topped 10,000 easily when SO came out... Except each of those 2500 people is downloading a 33 meg trailer. #11820 | |
| Hehehe, you know what sucks? I have close to 100 new wc movie pictures to post soon... *THAT'LL* slow everybody down... so I have to wait a while. #11822 | |
| Erm, no, why does he get a third first name? #11823 | |
| As long as we kicked WCN's ass, who's counting? #11828 | |
| I have an idea. What if we super-archive? #11829 | |
| Well... I'm about to have an update with a bunch of images for the movie site going up... #11830 | |
| I'm working on updated movie picture archive pages and the two image-laden updates now #11831 | |
| So if we have to archive past them we can have a big 'Movie Trailers Available Here!' at the top. #11832 | |
| No, I'm just organizing all the pictures for the next coupla updates. #11833 | |
| But I took all the pictures and wrote an update. And I got an update ready with all the pics I took from the old movie site for sometime in the near future <G> #11834 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, it was depressing. #11835 | |
| We;;/// tjere #11836 | |
| I'd get rid of the extra one... except some people are probably downloading it right now. #11837 | |
| Luckily the major gaming sites are mirroring the trailer for us now. #11840 | |
| They're spending money maintaining a server for us, we should be thankfull... #11841 | |
| We all wish we had some money. #11842 | |
| Yeah, and complimented by a bunch of freaky gaming sites #11845 | |
| Well, I usually go to school in about 35 minutes. #11847 | |
| Ahh, great arguments of canon. #11850 | |
| IT's odd that it's in the Confed Handbook. #11851 | |
| I... guess... after I get confirmation from Neil... #11852 | |
| ANd I'm still worried about that, because you have to stay for a while... #11853 | |
| Well... how would you get to Austin? Where's the layover, when do you leave, all that <G>? #11854 | |
| My dad was a nurse... a long time ago... and he won't be there... #11856 | |
| Hehe, there, I mailed Neil and cc'd you 'n Chris #11857 | |
| Wldmk, Wldmk, where are you? Your name is unpronouncable and SO ARE YOU. #11859 | |
| Oh, and I spelled his email addy wrong, so I'm sending it again. #11861 | |
| Nah, don't forward it, I'm depressed already. #11862 | |
| Hehe, *how* bad did he make it seem? #11863 | |
| So we can drop in and visit them <G>? #11865 | |
| Hmm, paste the everything fixed thing. #11866 | |
| Did you apologize, and explain that we *THOUGHT* DA was mirroring the trailer? and that LOAF was in the hospital all day and wasn't able to realize anything until he got back?. It's true, and sounds pathetic. #11867 | |
| Hmmm, we should offer to pay for it. #11869 | |
| Yeah, and they'd never let us do it/we'd never be able to... #11870 | |
| and my mail too is being screwy as well #11872 | |
| So... lets review. * We can go visit Origin. * They're not *THAT* pissed at us. We're okay. #11873 | |
| Anyway, Chris, isn't that lagoon update freaky? #11876 | |
| That was why I called it an easter egg. #11878 | |
| WC commercials!:o #11880 | |
| Dan said no posters. But he also said commercials soon #11882 | |
| Hehe... anyway, the problem is transportation #11883 | |
| getting to Origin, for instance. #11885 | |
| Origin isn't really in Austin... it's like outside Austin... #11886 | |
| Possibly, depends where the hotel is <G> #11888 | |
| Wow, I'll have a tape of somebody meeting the spiace girls #11889 | |
| Good idea. #11890 | |
| Dunno where that is. #11892 | |
| Oh, you got cc'd by Neil too. #11893 | |
| Writing a scene by scene analysis. #11895 | |
| Possibly, how long is it? #11896 | |
| Nah, it has lotsa cool new stuff. Check out the Dralthi ramming scene #11897 | |
| When I update w/ the full thing I'll update and ask. #11898 | |
| ANd forced them to post it. #11900 | |
| Why isn't nedstats loading? #11901 | |
| Mailed tracer, told him to shut IceBoy up. #11902 | |
| That's an Exeter, Johnny, a SWCeet Exeter #11904 | |
| Holy crap, I'm 11 seconds lagged to myself... that's impossible... #11906 | |
| What? What did I just miss about my intelligence and being better than me? #11907 | |
| That was sooo f'd up, I was lagged to myself. #11908 | |
| Did you hear me say that what you showed me the other day was an Exeter? #11909 | |
| Maybe this is why I can't load the CIC. #11910 | |
| Makes sense... #11913 | |
| Wow, CaptJohnny's reverted to WC Movie mode... #11914 | |
| (in the hopes that we can sell it to a freak show or circus...) #11916 | |
| Hehehe, that was because Johnny and I were /amsging all of that. #11918 | |
| Linen, our mails are f'd up. #11919 | |
| Yeah, he didn't make a TV show #11920 | |
| Dan-from-Dan's has gotten tickets... #11921 | |
| They didn't. #11922 | |
| He's leaving the 11th and getting back the 12th #11923 | |
| Erm, his plane TICKET. #11924 | |
| But my problem is Hades staying till the 15th. #11927 | |
| Hehehe... are you sure? #11928 | |
| I don't sound that old. And I have a cold. It'd be like the time you called me. #11929 | |
| Yeah, CHris would be better . #11930 | |
| You know, we should leave the 13th if Hades doesn't come. #11931 | |
| So... what time in AUstin on the 14th are you leaving? #11934 | |
| That's quite a while... #11935 | |
| Oh. So not Atlanta. #11938 | |
| Actually, why is the trailer a CIC exclusive? Ye gods, even Gamespot has it. #11940 | |
| Hehe... anyway... what do you have to do to find out if you can go, Hades? #11943 | |
| Hey, I changed what to 'high res' and 'ultra res' . #11944 | |
| Can *anybody* load the CIC? #11945 | |
| Hmmm... well, I stayed at the Doubletree near the airport last time... #11947 | |
| I didn't get it... #11948 | |
| Are you coming over to learn html or not? #11949 | |
| Hmmm, he's a nice guy, but he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. #11950 | |
| Its "Si" spelled wrong #11952 | |
| * LOAF shakes his head #11953 | |
| Have your parents call Chris so we'll know. #11956 | |
| He argues that there's such a thing as good fox... #11957 | |
| This is *LIKE* the MTV one... but it's not the same... #11958 | |
| "Can I have some yeast?" #11961 | |
| Erm... since it *didn't* appear in SO, we should accept the novel length. #11964 | |
| Erm... anyway... we should work with Johnny to set up some way to update the CIC from Austin. #11966 | |
| The Vesuvius, in combat that is #11967 | |
| You think we should get Neil Young a 'sorry your name sucks' card or something? #11968 | |
| They're really pushing this. #11970 | |
| It's on 'SPACE' too, for you Canadian freaks #11971 | |
| but then you can download it now too #11972 | |
| Looks like the CIC is going quicker #11973 | |
| put it on the killerbees server so we can update. #11974 | |
| YAY!!!!!!!!!! #11975 | |
| The CIC got a hit from porn.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #11976 | |
| I'd check, but my sister is still here #11977 | |
| I wish I lived in pr0n city:~( #11979 | |
| That's disgusting. #11980 | |
| I mean, jeeze Had, if you lived in pr0n city with me we'd have you run out of town. #11981 | |
| I said all of that. #11984 | |
| <Cpl_Hades> Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? | |
| <Hadrian> Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... #11985 | |
| We need to report this trailer. I'm getting lots of mail about it #11986 | |
| Hehehe, should I say that it's from you? #11987 | |
| Yeah, zip it, post it and give me the URL. #11988 | |
| Just leave it as is so I can have the update ready #11990 | |
| KICK ASS, a soundtrack #11991 | |
| Sonic Images is the people who do the B5 soudntracks #11992 | |
| Okay, I have an idea for waking up your parents... You've probably put all the aforementioned elemnts together already... *but*... what if you... play the tuba REALLY REALLY loud? #11997 | |
| Okay, then do the burn the curtains thing... #11998 | |
| I'm going out of town tommorow:/ #12000 | |
| I'll be *HERE*, I'll just be out of town... #12001 | |
| God damned FOX sucking sucks... #12003 | |
| I used to want to invest in HSX... but then I realized THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THE MONEY, THERE'S NO FRICKING POINT, so I stopped. #12005 | |
| Erm... no, you have to buy commercial time ahead of time -- Dan's been talking about the commercials for a while... #12006 | |
| Yeah, but I haven't seen 'em shut down anybody promoting movies. #12008 | |
| Actually, I had an interesting chat with Tracer yesterday... #12010 | |
| WCN wants to get out of the news business. #12011 | |
| Because he's Dan Finklestein and if he wants to put up one last site, then I'm not going to stop him... #12012 | |
| * LOAF Includes Confederation Oath of Service! #12013 | |
| De-de-delance De-de-delance! #12014 | |
| I'm not stuttering, I'm singing Delance's name. #12015 | |
| Something like "I'm in love with you" would have made more sense. #12016 | |
| You can... defend me from... people... #12017 | |
| I'm just hiding from Brazillian brackheads and CBF. #12019 | |
| They're probably too stupid to check my idle time, I guess. #12020 | |
| I need to put that latest mirrors list inthe files section... #12021 | |
| I don't have a notable face like Harry & Glen do, though:/ #12023 | |
| There are a million places mentioning us. #12026 | |
| No, did you see the new 'My Little Pony'?. #12027 | |
| You wanna release your version of the site now? #12030 | |
| Probably never even heard of 'Wing Commander' . #12031 | |
| Somebody ask in #WN whether or not we can post the newpics? #12032 | |
| You know... you can't get blood from a sponge -- unless it's sucked in a diver. #12033 | |
| Corey Pennington isn't really necessarily gay. Just girly. #12034 | |
| Okay... lemme remind you... Whenever we do that we get ANNOYING people. #12036 | |
| No, he probably eats carrot cake with pink icing... #12038 | |
| Okay... Dan... what if you just change the stuff... and don't tell him you did anything. #12039 | |
| Can we pllllllease post the /newpics ? #12041 | |
| The Truman (?) Doctrine said we had to stop Communism everywhere. #12048 | |
| ANd thus the CIC becomes even more of a bitch to load... #12049 | |
| We'll have to archive tommorow. #12050 | |
| Any word on going to the US, Hades? #12051 | |
| Dash it, the server is yicked again #12052 | |
| Hehehe, there was something at DansCZ that said you could buy tikcets. #12054 | |
| If they try and Fox us we'll Neil them . #12056 | |
| Neil's a big fan. #12057 | |
| at least the movie site is better than theirs. #12059 | |
| Yeah, the GMS people were stupid, stupid people. #12062 | |
| It stands for Derivative Angular Nano Movie Store . #12063 | |
| Hmm, okay... Had, which ones should I cut? #12066 | |
| Wow, can I still get tickets? #12069 | |
| ''Can-adia, I do believe I've failed you...'' #12070 | |
| Hehehe, and then the new guy replaced it with a picture of yellow. #12071 | |
| Oh, since I didn't care, the FX pics are still in the archive;) #12073 | |
| Sounds nervous, Corey Pennington sounds nervous. #12074 | |
| Whatshisname said that it'd take time to get it back to normal speeds #12075 | |
| /onotice I wish I knew *HOW* it was possbile to fuck up a /onotice . #12076 | |
| Soo... Dan... this means... that you're a Ctrl freak <G> #12078 | |
| Inner Monologue: Well, there it is. You can live the rest of your life and never be given a better pun than that. #12079 | |
| Nooo, we just got lots of people downloading lots of trailers <G> #12080 | |
| Dash it, cut them all off. #12084 | |
| Cut all but today, it'll be like a normal week. #12085 | |
| Mister Pennington has had a pretty sweet job until now... He's been webmaster for a company that's been keeping its products secret for two years. #12088 | |
| Yeah, it cures cancer... also, it gives you the plauge... #12090 | |
| I just hope that someday I'll have the honest oppertunity to say "Robot! Stop!" #12091 | |
| lets make our own IRC client... We can call it bIRCh... #12092 | |
| AFAIK there's no designation... #12094 | |
| The trailer won't be in theaters in the US:/ #12096 | |
| Go to foxmovies.com, nutwhich #12097 | |
| and the 'international' trailer is 2 minutes is because it can be shown in international theaters. #12099 | |
| Erm, it won't be until after the movie is out. #12101 | |
| Yeah, I've done enough updates today. #12104 | |
| I dunno, I'm not looking forward to a Star Wars movie that doesn't have the character that made the first series so popular... #12105 | |
| I'm 18 years old. I've seen thousands of Star Wars trailers -- they're unavoidable. #12106 | |
| I'm the Bill Shatner of people who are me! #12110 | |
| Erm, anyway, go wake up your parents, Hades. #12111 | |
| Only mention of the Academy is Blair having served on the Formidable. #12113 | |
| Oh, just !LNuke the guy. #12114 | |
| * LOAF sets mode +GetSome Trelane #12115 | |
| "I fail to comprehend your inquisition sir! I assure you I mean you no maelevolence!" #12118 | |
| Awwww, fuck him... #12119 | |
| Just kindly pointing out some of the glaring errors? #12122 | |
| Hehehe, can I pllllease have his email addy? #12123 | |
| A lot of it was true, though. #12126 | |
| Where's Hades' first post? #12127 | |
| My first post was before Chris' first post. #12128 | |
| A full month before Chris, I posted. Wow. #12129 | |
| Find mine! I dare you! #12130 | |
| Hmmmm, now, honestly, doesn't the CIC need a babes of WC section ? #12132 | |
| http://x8.dejanews.com/[ST_rn=ap]/getdoc.xp?AN=157276071&CONTEXT=919547736.1850933332&hitnum=88 #12133 | |
| *snif* I wish there were an Origin CZ archive #12134 | |
| Me too, but his email addy changed at some point. #12135 | |
| Wow, I just found that. #12136 | |
| http://x8.dejanews.com/[ST_rn=ap]/getdoc.xp?AN=198064499 It's amazing... every year Berdos goes "Looks like Origin has competition!" #12137 | |
| And yet... Archmedial Dynasty II hasn't rocked our worlds... #12138 | |
| WCN was what Wizzass called *EVERYTHING HE DID* for about a year. #12140 | |
| http://www.accomodata.co.uk/marmite.htm In troubled times, when a decent, well-balanced meal is hard to come by, MARMITE has been viewd as an essential food supplement. MARMITE isn't really a food? #12142 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF raps with Delance #12143 | |
| I think they're just insults "Hey Beezer, GET A SPELLING PROGRAM!" #12145 | |
| Hehehe, well, that was like the Varni. #12146 | |
| Yeah, that was sort of... my idea... #12148 | |
| Yeah, I told tracer we'd have # things next month #12149 | |
| Does it say "PikaPikaChu" when I do that? #12151 | |
| Oh, I compacted the iamges on the frontpage a bit. #12152 | |
| No trouble loading here... #12154 | |
| Dash. Wanna archive another day? #12155 | |
| Hmmm... well, there are two days left on the front page. #12156 | |
| We can archive yesterday <G> #12157 | |
| Uhoh, did we get mentioned at slashdot? #12159 | |
| How do you know when to away yourself during a phonecall? #12161 | |
| THe first Borg episode was TNG Season 2 #12163 | |
| Erm, 7's parents were borg-chasing 10 years earlier... #12165 | |
| And that's 10 years before TNGS2. #12166 | |
| So she'd be 25 or so... but the point is that they knew about the borg before the borg were supposed to be known about. #12168 | |
| Yeah... they were looking for the borg... #12169 | |
| The borg in FC were present borg who went to the past. #12170 | |
| "Captain Ian St. John was the maverick of the Tiger's Claw." - Colonel Peter Halcyon defines irony. #12171 | |
| If I plug my telephone into a phone jack circa 1900, I can't use my modem. #12172 | |
| FC, apparently... #12174 | |
| But they prolly used one of those nifty Borg Probes (tm) to send back the people they assimilated... #12175 | |
| Hmm...that #wingnut hadrionic crap could be topicable.. what you think, ace? #12177 | |
| Oh, Hades, I'm *guessing* that the specs at secretops.com are for the Hades and the updated ones in the Gold handbook are for the later ships. #12178 | |
| Yes, CaptJohnny works at OSI, he was the designer for WCP and SO... #12179 | |
| Hey, add the Behemoth to the size chart. #12183 | |
| Oh, yeah, I remember him, he was a nice guy. #12185 | |
| That's because that's where the Pilgrims come from.. #12187 | |
| Because it'll take a week to get the stuff to you... #12188 | |
| That'd leave 10 days if it got there in a week... #12189 | |
| The problem is that we're running out of time. #12191 | |
| That's my one nit with the thing, the Sheffield class destroyer <G> #12195 | |
| Erm, but I think Bondarevsky notes having served on the same class of destroyer or something... #12196 | |
| The Ajax is a Tallahasee class cruiser... #12197 | |
| But WC has never done that. #12199 | |
| I mean, what's the connection: Bengal, Tiger's Claw, Kipling, Exeter, Trafalgar, Kyoto, WOlfhound. #12200 | |
| Oh, Eagle's Talon, too, that's a Bengal #12203 | |
| No Tolwyn figure at first:/ #12205 | |
| I don't mean time for you. #12206 | |
| Write me something to send you... #12209 | |
| That's Chris' script. #12210 | |
| Thought so... the WC1/2 guide says Scimitar. #12211 | |
| Border Zone series, SM1, what do we fly? #12212 | |
| I'm just working on the script. #12213 | |
| Maniac: Hey, Maverick. Still alive? I was certain you were going to die out there today. We're all going to die, you know. It's just a matter of time. But I know I'm being saved for something. Something wonderful. Everyone here teases me because I'm such a hot pilot, and I'm not afraid to say it. But they'll see. They'll all see... ...and they'll remember ME as the man who aced the Kilrathi secret weapon. Won't that be great? #12214 | |
| I wouldn't assume that that's where the quote comes from. #12215 | |
| Dammit, what could be doing this to the CIC? #12216 | |
| Wow, my English thing due tommorow only had to be 14 lines... #12218 | |
| Yeah, one thing I never understood about all the criticism of SAAB was that people complained about the marines fighting on both the ground and in space... but that was the frickin' basis of the show. #12219 | |
| IMGS likes to think they did every manual ever made by Origin. #12220 | |
| MiniLieutenant. #12224 | |
| NightHawk showed that to me earlier, feel free to. #12227 | |
| HIDDEN FISHCAM!!! HOT XXX FISH ACTION!!!! #12228 | |
| My God:o #12230 | |
| He's definatly on brack... #12231 | |
| Wow, I was gonna go ride some topless blonde amazons with some lions... #12234 | |
| There's a Gay club at school... I tried to start a Not-Gay club on the assumption that everyone else would automatically have to join... #12235 | |
| Yeah. Chris, Hades and I are going to Austin... #12237 | |
| It was even slower this morning. It's freakyweird #12240 | |
| Mistuh Reid -- he dead. #12242 | |
| It'd be need if we were time travelling pirates, and in every time we went to there were some form of Cpl_Hades #12243 | |
| What if he's gay... then he won't like the kind of porn we'd bring him... #12244 | |
| So, figured anything about about the trip? #12245 | |
| Erm... attache... assistant... person... Neil Young told her to help me but she hasn't, so I figure I should bug her... #12247 | |
| Erm, because I don't know how? #12249 | |
| Just tell them you're working on Maniac Missions. #12250 | |
| Wow, you have an insulting similar name for everything... #12251 | |
| Wow... for a minute there I thought you said "What a hairdo" which prompted me to think "He has a view-phone":o #12253 | |
| That's okay, I have no sense of taste anyway #12258 | |
| Oh, speaking of which, Dan did actually have a porn site. #12259 | |
| Somebody ask in the channel and see what he says. #12261 | |
| So are you gonna do it? #12263 | |
| The pokemon DVD & VHS casettes have the full pokeraps! #12268 | |
| Chris is making his own pr0n... #12270 | |
| Oh, anyway, Corey Pennington was very polite... possibly because I changed my signature to "Ben Lesnick, Digital Anvil Productions" #12275 | |
| Something like "Thank you for bringing these to my attention, they've been changed now." . #12277 | |
| In that there's an unexpected number of people in rabbit costumes, or in the general magic kingdom sense? #12279 | |
| I guess in theory it could be a round building that hovers over the ground like so many futuristic cities... #12281 | |
| Oh, yeah, Byyd, that picture's for you <G> #12283 | |
| I share a room with my brother:/ #12285 | |
| Wow, that sucks:/ You go from a guy with porn to a guy with a picture of a church... #12286 | |
| I'll probably have some freaky when I get to UT:/ #12287 | |
| Well, Haesslich shouldn't be making laws anyway... #12288 | |
| But it looked like Corporate P3crap. #12289 | |
| I've taken six credits of sciences. Not once has anyone ever actually read a lab conclusion... #12290 | |
| Erm, anyway, I'll be back tommorow... #12291 | |
| tylenol to you too... #12292 | |
| Lemme write a few pointless updates. #12298 | |
| Want to do those now? I can wait... #12299 | |
| Alllright, a few updates for today. #12300 | |
| Well, *NOW* I'm going to bed. #12301 | |
| Just got back from my job interview... #12302 | |
| Yeah, pretty well #12304 | |
| Yeah... somebody must have sent me a big file, this is taking forever:/ I wanna see what Amy GOodwin says... #12305 | |
| Hmmm, Goodwin is on it now. #12306 | |
| It'd be neat if I had a button to electrify people who mess up useless trivia. #12307 | |
| I told him that if he's still a fan, there's a standing spot on the CIC staff... #12309 | |
| Really. Check out the new WC site. #12312 | |
| When I was there, all eight of the people who liked Bioforge were protesting... #12313 | |
| Sure, that's what we tell people. #12314 | |
| Well... lets not panic just yet. #12315 | |
| Oh. His office is pretty cool, though... all the offices at Origin were huge... #12317 | |
| Chris Graf is a nice guy. #12318 | |
| Chris sent me a WC postcard to let me know that it existed... #12319 | |
| Erm, actually, as I understand it this is just something Chris Graf did in his spare time. #12320 | |
| He coded the postcards himself. #12321 | |
| I like how he said 'tie the movie to the games' . #12323 | |
| Well... uhm... no, no word from Hades... but Chris and I were thinking... #12327 | |
| Can you please tone that down? I reccomend adding "fucking" between your and lungs. #12329 | |
| Chris Graf is *MUCH* smarter than Corey Pennington. #12330 | |
| You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server. #12331 | |
| Chris Graf is my favorite Origin person now, I guess:/ #12332 | |
| Wow, check out WCN. #12334 | |
| Hehehe, you know why that is? #12335 | |
| Tracer told IceJerk that they were getting rid of the news unless he could post more than we did. #12336 | |
| Has to be original, apparently. #12337 | |
| Hehehe, anybody see King of the Hill? #12338 | |
| I decided to be anti-anti-microsoft... because I hate those people who go "windoze$$$ ruined my life!!!! If I didn't have windoze$$$ I'd use LINUX and my life wouldn't be ruineded!!!!" #12340 | |
| If LINUX is so much better than Windows... Why don't these people just use LINUX instead of Windows? #12341 | |
| I have a LINUX box... but I don't use it for anything other than connecting to the 'net... #12342 | |
| Hehe, now that you've had your loop cut off, can you tell us what you had planned for your moviesite? #12345 | |
| and then the police never came, so they sent everybody back in... and now all the administration people are in trouble for doing that. #12348 | |
| the principle announced "Now, you all must understand that the first thing on my mind is my safety. Your! Your safety!" #12350 | |
| When I was in elementry school the boiler room exploded and they sent us to high school for a week... #12351 | |
| I called UT to ask if I could drop my extra classes and they said I could... #12352 | |
| Hehehe... I don't like molecular bio that much, maybe cellular bio or genetics or something... #12353 | |
| Does Corey Pennington have a number? Like Corey Pennington III or something? #12354 | |
| Wow, you're right, the Tigger's Claw would kick some serious Eyore ass.. #12355 | |
| Sir Corey Pennington the III, at your service, m'lord. #12356 | |
| I'm proud to be an American! And I'm proud to own one! #12357 | |
| UNIX is the easiest thing to penetrate? #12359 | |
| You... don't date much? #12360 | |
| Oh, every moron who can left a gun to their own head is an anti-Microsoft person. #12361 | |
| Being anti-Microsoft is about as easy as realizing that astronaut icecream isn't real food... #12362 | |
| All you need is some incredibly unwitty overused pun. #12363 | |
| New York is part of Canada, with all those waterfalls and everything... #12364 | |
| I hate people who say that. #12365 | |
| And then they do things like spend all of their time trying to figure out how to do the same things they can do easily in windows in Linux because they're superior. #12367 | |
| "It took six years, but I finally ported ICQ to Linux! My life is a success!" #12368 | |
| * LOAF throws a shiny object into the channel #12369 | |
| Hehehe, well, all that said, I have a Linux machine. #12370 | |
| Buffy's in that new movie that's going to compete with WC... #12371 | |
| Back... I'm considering putting the script online after the movie comes out... #12373 | |
| I'm gonna altavista search to find out what Felicity looks like.. #12375 | |
| I guess my favorite book would be Dune or something... #12378 | |
| Wow, I hated Night:/ #12379 | |
| I mean, it was a good essay. I write a lot of sucky essays that should get bad grades, but this wasn't one of them. #12381 | |
| I absolutely love the poem that Things Fall Apart's title is from, it rocked seeing it in WCIV. #12382 | |
| Awwww, I want people to know what I'm talking about when I say that Warner's line was written for McDowell. #12384 | |
| He's a ctrl freak... which was funny when I said it the first time.. #12385 | |
| "Dear Mister Finkelstein. I do not give out nude pictures of myself. Please stop asking. Love, Magali Guidasci." #12387 | |
| Betcha she's that woman fixing a cat... erm, but what'd she say? #12388 | |
| Think that was Chris Roberts? #12389 | |
| Dash it, I need to hurry, it's only a matter of weeks before WCN reports this... #12391 | |
| It'd be a much smaller mp3. #12392 | |
| Not *ALL* of yesterday! Origin's web guy is so much better than DA's web guy... (G) #12393 | |
| Basically some other guy wrote the script a long time ago (1996 or so) and Chris completely redid it... #12395 | |
| There has never been a clear distinction between SF/Navy. #12396 | |
| Kamekhs are different, you see 'em in WC2 and Priv #12397 | |
| Erm, the only capships in WCIII we have classes for are the carriers <G> #12398 | |
| She got demoted after being shot down in the end of the movie . #12400 | |
| There were certainly Fralthi 2's during the war <G> #12401 | |
| Okay... do me a favor, target a Fralthi II and tell me what comes up on your targetting VDU . #12402 | |
| Hehe, bear with me. What do you see when you target it? #12403 | |
| Fralthi II's are cruiser. What do you see when you target it? #12404 | |
| No, what do you see the silouette of? #12405 | |
| Uhm, I'm going to ignore you now... #12406 | |
| No it doesn't. #12407 | |
| The Fralthi II is a section of the WC Kruiser. But the Fralthi II doesn't have any of the back section... #12408 | |
| Watch the Miday get her bridge or her hangars blown off, they're still on the little diagram. #12412 | |
| And how did the marines survive sans suit on a sliced up WCIII cruiser? #12416 | |
| The Karga didn't have any of those. #12417 | |
| This is a dashed shame about Sierra:/ #12419 | |
| *insert Clinton definition joke here* #12421 | |
| I think they credited everybody who sent in suggestions for the map back when wingcommanderprophecy.com sucked. Erm, it's worth noting that WCP was released *before* we started the CIC. (Well, we were WCHS drones... #12424 | |
| Kevin Kiner is a mini-David Arnold... he follows David Arnold around and leeches off him. #12426 | |
| Hehehe, I had way more than 8 last week;) Erm, but they're concerned about something and I have to go for three nights so they can do more tests... #12427 | |
| Hehe, wouldn't it be freaky if your cat produced high quality legal documents at night? #12431 | |
| Hehe, wouldn't it be freaky if your hotwheels had little drag races at night? #12432 | |
| Yeah, Delance said we had to kick you... #12434 | |
| Dude: They cannot be the same ship because the warbook images for ship classes never change. #12435 | |
| Erm, we *KNOW* it's an archived image... that's just what a Fralthi II looks like... #12437 | |
| So whatever the fuck it was, the computer identified it as a Fralthi II, which looks like the siloutte the warbook gives you... #12438 | |
| Two US destroyers may have the same hull and a different tower thing. #12439 | |
| I'm not blind, yet. I *SEE* that they have the same front... #12440 | |
| Oooh, alien comm station and part of the stellar accretion device. #12441 | |
| What's your point? VDU images have never matched up exactly. #12442 | |
| That would be sweet. #12444 | |
| Doesn't that involve trees? #12445 | |
| I got confirmation from Amy Goodwin that we have tickets and that it's the 11th... #12446 | |
| You like doubled the Canadian Armed Forces... #12452 | |
| I dunno, I told Hades my plan and he didn't say anything... #12453 | |
| No:/ I will tommorow #12454 | |
| My news server is fucked tonight:/ Dunno why:/ #12456 | |
| Oh. Would you object to the mistreatement of midgets in a comical, potentially circuslike fashion? #12457 | |
| But he was definatly different... #12458 | |
| So are they trying to do away with WC for good? #12459 | |
| Me either... I guess on the plus side... it'll let us do one hell of a complete encyclopedia. #12460 | |
| Yeah... we should try and set up some emergency contingency plan in case they don't want us anymore #12461 | |
| I'm sure there's a fine quality server that we can get cheap or for free... #12462 | |
| I personally wouldn't worry about our email adress'... #12467 | |
| Well, we need a full backup... #12468 | |
| Because it looks like they may be trying to purge themselves of WC... #12470 | |
| Oh, dash. It's not @cris.com? #12473 | |
| Hehehe, I'm seeing it with Chris... #12474 | |
| I'm seeing it a day before you do. #12475 | |
| I suppose that if Origin ends WC... #12477 | |
| can you save the full movieshots? #12478 | |
| But then of course, we would have to take over the remaining fan community. #12481 | |
| Something bio, probably... #12482 | |
| Yeah... we'd do what all the crazy sci fi people who've had their shows taken away do:() #12485 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm in the same situation as Phoenix <G> #12486 | |
| Hehehe, they kept ST alive until it got brought back. #12487 | |
| Maryland needs more snow... #12488 | |
| Hehe, I'm considering a road trip to the east to see if I can find some of those WC toys... #12490 | |
| Of course... I guess we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves... this is no different than what happened after WCIII/IV . Its just that we have a closer personal attachment to the people who are leaving... I think it may be true... #12492 | |
| Well, a lot of people disappeared between WCII and WCIV. #12493 | |
| Well, at least there'll be toy Rapiers an Dralthi... #12494 | |
| Maybe a new vision is what WC needs <G> #12495 | |
| Maybe we're part of that new vision... #12496 | |
| But stickers are mans best friend... #12502 | |
| Maybe a blow dart... #12504 | |
| We ALL serve Origin:P #12507 | |
| I'll bet Chris is really popular at parties... #12509 | |
| I mean, really, he's always wearing a cool suit or something... #12510 | |
| Speaking of Tux's, Dan said not to wear one. #12512 | |
| Anyway, it looks like Shellus is still w/ Maverick... #12516 | |
| Wow, there are three Pokemon jets... It'd suck if a terrorist decided to catch 'em all. #12518 | |
| I guess I should update about this? #12521 | |
| I'm not sure wether Jess is a guy or a girl... #12524 | |
| I'm waiting until he updates his site to update mine... #12525 | |
| Yeah, or Trelane 'll start feeling encapsulated. And when Trelane starts to feel encapsulated, Hadrian becomes woefull. And when Hadrian becomes woefull, PEOPLE DIE! #12526 | |
| If Charles Babbage jumped off a cliff, would you? #12528 | |
| http://users.nac.net/splat/wc/pictures/yuma2.jpg That's me in 6 months. #12529 | |
| Or Chris *REALLY* cut it down. #12530 | |
| Yeah, Chris just forgot about the fact that he talks about flying w/ Iceman in WCP. Hawk flew off the 'Claw... #12531 | |
| Me too. And his non-movie stuff. And I have him chained to the wall in my basement. #12532 | |
| There's a quasar in the Sol system, Johnny, didn't you know ? #12534 | |
| Well, Chris Roberts said put a Quasar here and so Chris Roberts got a Quasar here... #12535 | |
| Actually, I think it's just that a Quasar has caused the jump point, I don't think the Quasar is actually there. #12536 | |
| I like the concept of jump points wherein they're formed by gravity wells. #12538 | |
| "Aint got no Merlins" #12542 | |
| Then the Quasar is in Blackmane. #12543 | |
| Oh, Dan, I can't take the same flight as you out of Regan... because my family all hates Regan so I have to go from BWI to Atlanta... #12545 | |
| What did he tell you when you interviewed him? #12546 | |
| I got a cane... now I can pretend to be blind and cars will stop for me and stuff. #12548 | |
| I don't know if Hades is going... #12549 | |
| Well, if Hades doesn't come, and you don't come, we'll give the ticket to Johnny so he doesn't have to date a guy... #12551 | |
| My apparatus is never nice:~( #12552 | |
| Wow, you're an anti-deathlok #12553 | |
| When you and deathlok come into contact it probably creates a quasar or something... #12554 | |
| Hehe, but at least he's played a pre-FMV WC game. #12556 | |
| Goodnight LOAFscript, goodnight !AHF #12557 | |
| Goodnight ace_away, goodnight wavscript, goodnight evil channel modes... #12558 | |
| Maybe they were upgrading it with Chrisproof software:/ #12559 | |
| Yeah, now I can afford all that sold gold jewelry I'm always dressing my cats in... #12560 | |
| I liked the episode where they just start off saying that they've gone back to 1967 to watch something... #12562 | |
| Its not showing any posts at all. #12565 | |
| Well, that'd rock, but why does Johnny think that? #12566 | |
| Hmmmm... that would kick so much ass... #12567 | |
| Wow, so it's like a pregnancy test? #12571 | |
| Urine probably tastes a lot like water. Ask Hades. #12574 | |
| As I updated. #12576 | |
| Hmmm... I dunno, I suck at distances. Distance wise it's not far at all, but to get there you have to go on 360, which is the road that loops the city... #12577 | |
| Any idea what Chris' status is? #12578 | |
| You nigga's aint not gonna take no shit! #12580 | |
| I need a working one. #12583 | |
| Sure they are. They bring light! #12584 | |
| friends friends friends friends friends #12588 | |
| O', I wish Chris were here! #12589 | |
| // Whenever ChrisReid is offscreen, all the characters should be asking "Where's ChrisReid?" #12590 | |
| We never see the results of Corporate Surveys #12592 | |
| Not really... I mean, there was the Prophecy survey and the music survey... #12593 | |
| Did you see the press kits for sale, Chris? #12596 | |
| I caught my first rare Pokemon! #12599 | |
| Why, just the thought of Freespace makes me sick... #12600 | |
| No Brancer. You are an annoying teenager with delusions of grandure. Not a member of the military. #12602 | |
| I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. #12604 | |
| Now, I know that you're a pathetic little kid, therein, calling you a pathetic little kid is the truth. #12605 | |
| Now, I'm sorry if you can't come to terms with the fact that you're not gods gift to everyone... #12606 | |
| Uhm... did you completely and utterly ignore what I just said? #12607 | |
| I wouldn't WANT to know you. You're an egotistical arrogant little bleep. #12608 | |
| Hace, I did Stalin. #12609 | |
| Wow, the umd chick is in a freaky channel... #12611 | |
| And Dan's not talking:o They're probably getting it on... #12612 | |
| Ooooow, my stomach hurts:/ I hate it when this happens, it's like the time I ate two pretzels at the mall... #12613 | |
| How are you getting from the airport to your hotel? #12617 | |
| Hehehe. Chris, did you ever contact Boomer about visiting on Friday? #12618 | |
| A female internet friend? #12619 | |
| * LOAF had to memorize that whole fucking thing the other day:/ #12620 | |
| Yeah... but if all these freaks and Jeff Cope can call, I'll do it too... #12623 | |
| Anyway, I haven't done any updates today, I should. #12624 | |
| Think I should announce the great Austin Trek? #12625 | |
| Hehehe, FOX's commercial is longer than MTV's... #12627 | |
| Yeah, all 39 of the That 70's Show fans now have the option of seeing the movie. #12628 | |
| Can you believe my evil cat just sat there licking itself during the commercial? #12629 | |
| It looks much cooler on the bigscreen TV downstairs than it does on the little TV in my room... #12631 | |
| Yes, Saffron is going to be at the premiere... #12632 | |
| Yeah. Except I always fuck up when trying to pour liquid. #12634 | |
| If it wasn't me, and wasn't Tre and it was plural, it must have been Byydo and Chris.. #12635 | |
| I... need to get a script that does that automatically. #12637 | |
| I'm allowed to drive, theoretically. #12638 | |
| Well... same chance that I'll go blind in the other eye. #12642 | |
| Hehehe, the genetic condition causes collagen production to be fucked up. #12644 | |
| Erm, but there's apparently 6 genes that code for collagen. And people with Sticklers have problems with one... #12646 | |
| Hehehe, in my case it meant I was born without a back to my mouth. #12649 | |
| Wow, Chris... if you'd only had Dan's machine... #12650 | |
| Some people have horrible ones that makes their faces cave in, but mine wasn't that bad... I had reconstructive surgery for the back of my mouth when I was like 1... #12651 | |
| Hehehe, its genetic, Del. #12652 | |
| Although, I'm the first person in my family to have it identified in... my brothers and my mother have a lot of the facial features attributed to it, but nothing to prove they have it. #12653 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, the nanobots would kick my ass... #12654 | |
| Yeah, it'd rock to have cyborg eyes in 20 years. #12655 | |
| Yeah, chicks would dig a whale penis... #12656 | |
| So, I suppose I shall bid you all adieu... #12657 | |
| Chicks would definatly dig a meter long penis... #12658 | |
| To hell with sleep, I'm going to go shave, eat some breakfast cake and update the CIC. #12660 | |
| They're basically two games set in the same universe. to take on all aspects of WC's current audience. #12661 | |
| Hehehehehe, ICQ'99 is for people who are living in the present. Live in the past, man. #12663 | |
| <Payback> ... which... WC... trailer? | |
| <Blair> All of 'em... #12664 | |
| I have no idea, I'm always deleting all the stuff in my inbox. #12665 | |
| Hehehe, you said 'ubercool'. Only I say ubercool... #12666 | |
| YOU SUCK #12667 | |
| What if you already know you suck and are tired of being told? #12668 | |
| Looks like we *definatly* need a backup server... #12671 | |
| Stop arguing pointlessly. We need a solution. #12674 | |
| That's what I'm talking about:P #12678 | |
| . Well, first, I'm mailing Neil Young. #12679 | |
| Second... we need to find out how we can get a new server and keep our domain name. #12680 | |
| actually, CHris, you should mail Neil, I'll mail Graf #12682 | |
| A whole bunch of our friends got fired and WC is dying... we have enough to feel sorry for <G> #12683 | |
| Just tell Neil you'd heard that Boomer was fired and you want a tour. #12684 | |
| FIrst day was so frickin tiring, I'm going to bed, I'll update in the early AM #12685 | |
| That Dude guy is GEY GEY GEY #12686 | |
| The figures are small, they're SW sized. But compare the Rapier (which has had its prototype around forever. to the concept art of the Rapier... #12688 | |
| Mango is the queen of my heart... #12690 | |
| Oh, sweeeet, I thought I had to work tommorow morning, but it's not really until tommorow night #12691 | |
| And I used to call Hhriss 'Khriss'... #12693 | |
| I used to trace the little VDU images off of the WC1 screen... I didn't know anything about screenshot programs... #12694 | |
| Where's March? #12695 | |
| The Behemoth only blew up one planet. #12696 | |
| Do you have any idea how defeats the purpose 'interactive screensaver's are? #12697 | |
| We don't talk about ebay in this channel because Had is A TRAITOR! A TRAITOR DAMN YOU! #12698 | |
| I was at Walmart earlier... And there was like these two white guys who'd shaved their heads and were wearing like chains... And they were going through all the hot wheels going "Oh, I have this one." or "I need this one"... #12700 | |
| I got some futuristic cars... one of them that looked cool turned out to suck, though:~( #12703 | |
| Hehehehe, the Dan interview was the best, less like he was reading something. #12704 | |
| Hehehe, I'll send him the log here later... #12706 | |
| Those phat spazes... they're pretty 3lite. #12708 | |
| Maybe it'll look less busy when the counter thing is gone. #12709 | |
| * LOAF scrambles to hit the buzz-word alarm before the air is sucked out of his compartment. #12710 | |
| The problem is that it all becomes unbalanced. #12711 | |
| The old image-menu was way too big... #12712 | |
| The problem with the buttons is that the javascript refuses to work with the shtml:/ clickable images is all that'd work. #12715 | |
| Dan is posting some new pics later, so I was just waiting for those... #12718 | |
| I wrote a new merchandise list, I'm gonna graphicize it and pretty it up... #12719 | |
| You're not a mathlete? #12720 | |
| People don't say pedio... #12721 | |
| Oooh, who's copywrite did we infrige? #12722 | |
| Hehehe, well, we can remove the pictures since Dan gave us better ones the next day. #12723 | |
| Hmmmm... okay, I know what to do. #12724 | |
| ANd he stopped complaining about the infoburst when you actually got here. #12727 | |
| GRRRR. BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. #12728 | |
| Had, we don't care how low your self esteem is. Tre, don't provoke Had. #12729 | |
| * LOAF is depressed:/ #12730 | |
| Yeah, I lost a bunch of dogs to that... long ago. #12733 | |
| * LOAF puffs his cigar #12735 | |
| It's nice to know that I've still got some influence. #12736 | |
| Q: How will Y2K affect the CIC? A: Rather than '1999', all dates will read '2000'. #12738 | |
| Mental note: remove Haess from aop list. #12739 | |
| Well, they did announce that there wouldn't be any multiplayer several months before it came out... #12741 | |
| Dash, I need to remember how to make tables. #12743 | |
| Erm, I like the Ragu one... and then we can sing that song about Prego tasting the best whenever you use it... #12746 | |
| Wow, Ragu-pathy would be the fear of tomato sauce? #12747 | |
| Its not just that. I'm putting all the stuff we should know about Austin in it. #12748 | |
| Also, a picture of Chris McCubbin. #12749 | |
| Bruce Willis had a crappy PSX game called Apocalypse. #12750 | |
| Hadrian had the day off, so there's no poll this week. #12756 | |
| Which WC Movie Site do you like better? #12758 | |
| No, lets not put the CIC in without updating the CIC's movie site. #12760 | |
| I didn't see it, and you're blind. #12761 | |
| Nah, lets just have Dan vs Them. #12762 | |
| Oh, this resurgence of Jonny1500 reminds me of something stupid Boomer did... #12763 | |
| Anyway, Boomer said "You and Johnny 'll have lots to talk about. You know, Captain Johnny! Johnny 1500!"... #12765 | |
| You know what's cool? That entire StarLancer site is just a thing saying that Digital Anvil will give them information about StarLancer. #12766 | |
| Starlancer and Freelancer are different games... #12767 | |
| I hear. I have an uberupdate to do... Lots of neat stuff, but I just got home from work... #12769 | |
| I have to work *ALL DAY* tommorow, but I'll send a minion to find me a copy of the magazine. #12770 | |
| Well, I have school from 7-11, and I have work from 12-7:30... #12771 | |
| Oh, yeah, Chris, call your local toy stores and comic shops... according to Bee_Czar toys spread from the west coast towards the east... #12772 | |
| Wow, did you all hear that Stanley Kubrick died? #12775 | |
| Where was it in the store? #12776 | |
| What do you think of our poll, Dan? #12780 | |
| *-FEAR-* #12783 | |
| Hmmm, you sound as depressed as I am... #12784 | |
| Maybe it's just me, then. #12785 | |
| Hehehe, it's a bad joke, some freak accused Dan of running a porn site once. #12787 | |
| She came back after meeting you, she must rilly like you... #12788 | |
| Hehehe, whenever I get a strange tech problem I tell them that I've forwarded their message to the people in charge of tech support. #12789 | |
| What about the time you travelled back in time and inadvertently saved Hitler's life during WW1? #12790 | |
| Well, Had, if it makes you feel better I'll wear that 'Hadrian' shirt I made... #12793 | |
| It's a shirt that says 'Hadrian' spelled wrong on it... #12794 | |
| I actually care a negative amount... which forces me to project anger upon Hadrian... #12795 | |
| Yeah, me too, but they guy who sent it to me called me a 'gaming God', so I figured I had to. #12796 | |
| Maybe. But I'm desprate, I'll talk to her... #12798 | |
| Yeah, what does she look like? #12800 | |
| Hmmm, any freakish unnatural piercings? #12801 | |
| Betcha that brought in some negative immagery... #12803 | |
| Wow, Michael... Ball... #12804 | |
| Some freak on ICQ is im'ing me #12805 | |
| Sounds like Dana... <G> #12806 | |
| It's a greek numeral, I believe... #12810 | |
| You know why I wasn't talking to you, Jibbo? Because I don't care... | |
| <H> #12811 | |
| It's part of my code to rule the universe. #12812 | |
| I took the simple-yet-annoying <G> and added 25 more... #12813 | |
| Oh, | |
| <F> <U> , Delance... #12814 | |
| Tell her she can have it if she has sex with you... #12815 | |
| I didn't get nuked, my mIRC disconnected. #12816 | |
| Oh, we've slowly corrupted C777. #12820 | |
| Well... I don't know what Shalmon means, but I'm guessing it's like salmon. so, what Byydo is saying is that Crid (Chris Reid) should swim upriver... #12823 | |
| Hmmm, maybe you should make up something horrible about yourself to scare her away... #12826 | |
| ANyway, I'll be in Texas, women will beg to be in my cool cool metal box... #12828 | |
| Yeah, Del, Freddie Prinze died... I guess I won't see him at the premiere... #12831 | |
| Dammit, where are our tickets? #12833 | |
| I can't stay focused on two channels. #12835 | |
| Anyway, a huge ass snow storm hit us here... school was closer early, chaos erupted... #12838 | |
| And foudn the soundtrack but not the magazine:/ #12840 | |
| I did that, no word from either... #12842 | |
| I haven't heard much about WC here... #12844 | |
| It's an in-joke... #12845 | |
| Anyway, according to Chris Roberts the thing at starwars.com is just because Lucasarts is pissed that FOX is promoting WC with the SW trailer... #12846 | |
| Origin guy from the days of yore. #12849 | |
| Hehehe, we'll see it a bunch of times, right? #12851 | |
| We can do better than that... and in that vein, I have good/bad news... . #12852 | |
| Hehehe, we're in a different hotel... it's further out of the city, (not as far out as my last hotel)... #12853 | |
| Yeah, it's no problem. #12855 | |
| Hmmm, okay, Chris, can you please grab a copy of the magazine if possible before you go? #12858 | |
| I don't remember Had, I'll get it later... I'll respond and ask about an interview... I asked Telep... #12859 | |
| Because I'm supposed to pick up more there if I don't get the previous ones Fed-Exed today... #12862 | |
| Laptop:o #12865 | |
| Johnny told us to call him when we're there, and Amy sent me her number to call if I don't get the tickets today... #12866 | |
| She said we'll arrange to pick them up at the paramount if I don't get them soon... #12867 | |
| I got it... I'm sending Hades notes on stuff... and I'm finally updating the news, I fell asleep earlier... #12868 | |
| I'm worried about Dan from Dan's because they closed National Airport. #12869 | |
| Hehehe, but hopefully it'll be open later today... #12870 | |
| We've had the biggest snowstorm in like 3 years here... #12871 | |
| I'm writing something before I leave... a review of the movie experience, I guess. #12872 | |
| 4H and Law School are at opposite poles... #12873 | |
| I have to be on a plane in about 26 hours.. #12875 | |
| No, unfortunately a phase-variance pulse experiment has rendered me without mass and invisible to the human eye... #12876 | |
| Wow, X-Wing Alliance is going to satisfy our WC fix? #12877 | |
| Delance is just strange... #12878 | |
| Hehehehe, I wrote it like five minutes ago. #12879 | |
| In a minute, I'm posting a bunch of those reviews and a million other things. #12880 | |
| Hehe, bad reviews be dammed, it's going to kick ass. #12881 | |
| 13 times? #12882 | |
| Its only 90 minutes long, it shouldn't be hard... #12883 | |
| Maybe I should do an update with our pictures... #12884 | |
| Clothes... a comb, a toothbrush, copy of the Confederation Handbook... Jetski... navcom unit... #12885 | |
| Yeah, but when I put it there it starts to take up two lines. #12887 | |
| It'll be cool to meet Davies son... if we hook up with him we can follow the cast people back to the party afterwards. #12889 | |
| Oh. Yeah, I haven't seen it on NBC... #12893 | |
| Of course, there's nothing on NBC in the day... #12894 | |
| I don't know what we do after this. #12895 | |
| Boomer said it'd be years. #12896 | |
| They also serve, those who only stand and wait... #12897 | |
| That's Milton... #12898 | |
| Hehehe. I got the tickets in the mail... #12899 | |
| Hehehehe, yeah, but the seats are pefect. #12900 | |
| And it came with three invitations with Confed logos to the after premiere party... and a bunch of tickets for free drinks... #12901 | |
| Then you bid enough w/ your account to make Dude pay the maximum amount... then he'll drop it and you won't pay anything for it. #12902 | |
| Yes it does... he can't pay that much money, he'll drop it rather than win... #12903 | |
| Actually, no, a chick bought me and Chris drinks... #12904 | |
| No, that's crap-ass new!speak... we were fighting communism, which was the mentality at the time. #12905 | |
| 2194: The Loaferian Regieme comes to power, enslaving all white people. #12906 | |
| Oh, I thought it was heyscript #12908 | |
| I'd be more worried to be you in Maryland, you have a crazed stalker-girl here... #12909 | |
| Wow, that's not much of a limo ride:~( #12910 | |
| So when should we meet you <G>? And where? #12911 | |
| "uhm... I need to speak to Dan... he's at the hotel... call Dan..." #12912 | |
| And it's just for WCians tommorow? #12913 | |
| So I'd guess we won't have much trouble getting in, with our invitations... #12914 | |
| Hehehe, as long as we stay close to the DAians... #12915 | |
| I dunno, he sounded excited about the movie, so he must not be very close to his dad... #12916 | |
| Yeah, okay. #12917 | |
| Well his Dad's probably already seen the movie... #12919 | |
| Front row, right-center, I believe. (erm, of the balcony. #12921 | |
| We have invitations to the post-premiere party at a nightclub. #12922 | |
| But Dan is worried about the age thing. I figure as long as we have these cool tickets we can get in... #12923 | |
| Hehehe, actually Amy sent some drink-coupons for us... #12926 | |
| Hey, I've *BEEN* into naked women's places... #12928 | |
| I'd be depressed by all the negative reviews in talkback at AICN... but I've never seen *ANYTHING* positive in talkback at AICN, so whatever... #12932 | |
| There were two WC commercials in the same break about half an hour ago... #12933 | |
| There was probably an LA premiere... I think Mark Day went to it... #12934 | |
| Hehehehe... when I get up on Friday, leave the hotel and pick up a bunch of newspapers to read bad reviews of the movie... #12935 | |
| I will sit back and think, it's people like these yahoo idiots who don't like the movie. #12936 | |
| Therein, it will be the best movie ever. #12937 | |
| Yeah. But if you already got one, I could use another. #12938 | |
| Betcha Siskel returns from the dead to dis it:~( #12939 | |
| Erm, at least Yahoo's design is smart. #12940 | |
| These idiots are chatting with themselves, not realizing that Lamont can't fricking hear them. #12942 | |
| Just a suit jacket... and khakis. and possibly an amusing fish tie... #12943 | |
| Todd Moyer is a jerk. #12944 | |
| I'm gonna put the FPJ quote in my sig. #12945 | |
| *BS ANSWER APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEEDS* . #12948 | |
| Hmmm, I'm not sure, my mom has the new info... #12950 | |
| Hehehehe, when my mom gets home. #12951 | |
| Oh, Dan wants us to meet him at 6:30 at his hotel... #12952 | |
| Yeah, I told this chick I'd take pictures... so I'd better... #12953 | |
| Sure, why not. They only post a few (intelligent) questions, though. #12954 | |
| AIRPLANES?!?!?!?! You're not thinking of using one of those, are you!? #12955 | |
| Yes yes, we all know about your dad's psychotrophic drugs... #12956 | |
| I bastard...<G> #12957 | |
| No, I have to go get my room... #12964 | |
| Yeah, or maybe at the mall... #12966 | |
| Hehehe, okay, if you don't show up I'll go there... #12967 | |
| Austin 3:16? #12969 | |
| It's next to my hotel. Take Bus #15 and you're there... #12970 | |
| That and the threat of a crazed stalker chick? #12971 | |
| There should be a phone, according to my mom... #12972 | |
| Oh well... no sequal, WC ends with the third book, I suppose... #12975 | |
| Yeah, actually there was a kickass review in one of the local Austin papers... it recognized what they were trying to do with the WWII stuff... #12976 | |
| Yeah, I mean, how many sci fi movies have ever gotten good reviews? #12978 | |
| and it starts off with Rosie going "Now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." #12980 | |
| Hehehe, from the Claw Marks manual... Lt. Dibbles was one of the pilots who was killed in Paladin's article... #12981 | |
| He was much thinner when I saw him last week... #12983 | |
| I don't have any money :~( I hope I'll have money next week <G> I spent everything on those other bids... #12988 | |
| Oh, just in case some select group of morons might imply otherwise... #12990 | |
| Anyway, we were like all running late... or, at least, there wasn't much time between dinner and the premiere... #12992 | |
| So Chris and I and to a lesser extend Dan and his friend and my brother all ate at like the speed of light... #12993 | |
| And so we went back to the premiere in the limo... And then when we got there, all these cameramen were like outside because they thought we were celebrities. #12994 | |
| But we ran into Adam, Johnny, Pete, Chris McCubbin and company... #12995 | |
| And there was some Origin web guy who recognized me from the picture. #12996 | |
| Chris got yelled at by this little old woman for takign pictures, but I'm pretty sure he could have taken her in a fight... #12997 | |
| We were the front row, center balcony... #12999 | |
| Chris Roberts had a crappy seat. So did his fiancee. #13002 | |
| Like, when Maniac and Blair are walking around the flight deck, Maniac goes "I don't see any of the hornets we flew at the Academy..." #13005 | |
| and in the beggining of the Rosie/Maniac landing scene it cuts to Rosie going "now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." #13006 | |
| Chris Roberts played Chris McCubbin the Broadsword pilot.... #13007 | |
| Erm, but the MINOR stamps washed right off inside... #13010 | |
| Erm, but we found Chris McCubbin, who was standing alone eating the snacky things... #13012 | |
| He gave us his card and told us to call him on Friday. We felt kind of sorry for him... (more on that later) #13013 | |
| We found Johnny, who was with some Origin guys. He had a kickass Prophecy tie-die shirt with a Vampire on it... #13014 | |
| We talked to him, and he told us to call him on the weekend... #13015 | |
| We found Adam Foshko, who recognized me... we talked to him for a long time. #13016 | |
| We saw some other people in the crowds (Andy Hollis...) #13018 | |
| And then we met Chris Roberts... #13019 | |
| Dan was rather pissed that he was leaving at 11, and went off to drink.. #13021 | |
| We met the IMGS guys, who were all really cool... #13023 | |
| And we met Tuesday Frase, and although you can't really tell it from her name, she's hot...<G> #13025 | |
| They showed us the map, which was in the lobby... Da was very open, but DARK... Origin was very light, and closed up... #13030 | |
| We saw all the stuff they used to edit the movie, and the CGI rendering farms and such... and they showed us lots of sketches and shots from the games they were working on... #13031 | |
| Oh, and DA has an in-house movie theater thing. They apparently play N64 and such on this huge projection screen... #13033 | |
| There were movie pictures framed all over the wall... The cute receptionist chick told us to come back at 2 to see Starlancer... #13034 | |
| First he showed us the Star Wars trailer... they'd downloaded it, and it hadn't been attached to the movie the night before... #13036 | |
| The cockpits kicked ass, they had hands and everything. #13038 | |
| And we saw a mission on this huge screen, which was really neat... very variable... #13039 | |
| Capship explosions were SO COOL... #13041 | |
| We kinda sorta decided that we'd update on this game because as you'll find out soon, WC isn't happening soon... although Eric Peterson said CHris Roberts wouldr eally like to buy the WC license and work on it... #13042 | |
| they're planning three Starlancer games, and Freelancer... Starlancer II is going to have ships you can walk around onboard... and Starlancer III ends with the destruction of the sun, which leads up to Freelancer which is many years later... #13043 | |
| Anyway, we did run into Chris Roberts as we were heading out, he looked rather hung over. #13044 | |
| He was going to meet us at the hotel at 7 and take us somewhere nice... Now... here is where my story virges on the incredible, the fantastic, the unbelivable... Here's where you go to yourself "MY GOD! That can't be true!" #13045 | |
| Chris and I had left our good copies of the handbook at home. So we went out and bought some. #13046 | |
| We met McCubbin in the lobby... McCubbin and... HIS WIFE:o #13047 | |
| Chris McCubbin was wearing like a safari outfit. Complete with IGMS safari shirt and one of those explorer hats... and he has a normal wife. #13049 | |
| We talked about merchandise... and he is very, very worried that the people doing the cut-away view will not look at his book first and create a continuity problem! Hehehehe... #13052 | |
| Oh, he told us where the error in the book was, too. #13053 | |
| The 'marine helmet' description has a 'fighter pilot helmet' picture... #13054 | |
| Oh, we examined Johnny's map at DA, it had lots of little systems and notes, but not us:~( #13055 | |
| Anyway... lemme think... then there wasn't much that happened for a while... We saw the movie 4 more times... #13056 | |
| I bought another soundtrack to give to Chris for Cridmas... saw several stores with them, so they should be available everywhere now. #13057 | |
| Chris bought some pokemon cards for Celina, and I bought some for me... #13058 | |
| We walked around in the sewer a lot... #13061 | |
| There was a mall and a theater near us... And there was a sewer, a swamp and a parking lot between them all... #13062 | |
| But my brother found the sewer quicker, so we'd alk through the sewer to get places. It was odd. Oh, Chris Roberts got his own editing room at his house for the movie... #13064 | |
| Erm, lemme think... I have to go home soon, so I'll be offline for a few... #13065 | |
| He was unfortunately away all day, because a friend of his was having a baby... #13066 | |
| Apparently So was originally supposed to be an addon pack that would lead up to a new game called Shadow Force ('Strike Team', according to EA. *THAT'S* what Boomer's fiction was about, it wasn't SO fiction, but a description of the plot of SF. Ea canned SF beause it'd take too long... after that they started working on 'Multi-Commander'... in which multiple players would go through a plot at once... #13068 | |
| Hades: we saw Chris Roberts at the party and then the next day at DA.. #13069 | |
| Oh, and after Multi-Commander got canned, they started working on WCO... #13071 | |
| Which also got canned... #13072 | |
| and then they call got fired... Johnny is interviewing at DA next week or so.. #13073 | |
| Made my brother sleep on the floor... #13075 | |
| Oh, well, I'm heading out... #13076 | |
| Hey. What's the WC3 Skipper's designation? YM-13A? #13077 | |
| I didn't know he was that short until I saw that picture... #13079 | |
| Hehehe, and I look funny in that picture... #13080 | |
| In fact, he did one about five days ago. #13082 | |
| Yeah, the party was at a place on 6th street, I believe... #13085 | |
| Erin Roberts wasn't at the premiere (he gave his seat to Chris' fiancee or something), but we saw him at DA the next day... #13086 | |
| "I will not sit by while you kill my citizens" sounded just like she'd say "I have to go downstairs and clean the dishes"... #13088 | |
| Oooh, Dan has his update about Austin all done... #13090 | |
| Yep... Chris Roberts told us who it was at the Q&A after the premiere... #13093 | |
| Thre's a darker side to this 'effect'. You assume that simply because Actor X is good looking & popular with the teen-girl-audience that he can't act... #13094 | |
| Well, it's coming out May 5th, retailing at 43 dollars... #13097 | |
| Well, it's 43 dollars and I'll wear it everywhere... #13100 | |
| So people can go "Nice cross... you must be ver religious" and I can go "It's not faith, it's genetics" and stab them... #13101 | |
| Why don't you sell some of those women you have? #13102 | |
| I mean... just think... It'd be cooler than having a Klingon Knife... #13103 | |
| I mean, religious idiots can like examine it and PRESTO they're stabmeat... #13104 | |
| /me lives in a perfect world where alt.games.wing-commander posters make up the entire population of the US... #13105 | |
| Oh, Dan, they're coming out May 5th, and cost 43 dollars... #13108 | |
| I don't remember. Chris probably has a picture... #13113 | |
| Chris took a LOT of pictures <G> #13114 | |
| You know I likes it when you speaks to mes, baby... #13115 | |
| Lets save that for when the next book comes out #13117 | |
| Well... the night is still young, but I have a lot of work to do. Goodnight all #13118 | |
| Got any pictures back yet? #13119 | |
| I should probably head to \/\/<> R|<... #13120 | |
| Erm, anyway... they're much better than the pictures implied. #13121 | |
| For one thing, they're guns are actually the guns from the movie... #13122 | |
| Very detailed... nice trading cards come with them, w/ info from the handbook on the back... #13123 | |
| Some of 'em have more cool stuff... like the kats have re-breathers, the marines have backpacks and helmets... #13124 | |
| the Kilrathi pants come off so they can sit down. #13125 | |
| Ooooh, 46 is your squadron. #13127 | |
| And it was like 9:56 or something, and I ordered breakfast and they gave me all the extra breakfast-potatoe-things because they were switching to lunch:o #13130 | |
| He uses it no matter what he's talking about... #13131 | |
| I... don't ever actually check our CZ much. #13132 | |
| Oh, hey, are you feeling better? #13133 | |
| So I didn't tell anybody <G> #13136 | |
| When you lose a mission do you have to start over? #13137 | |
| In the same sense that it's a shame that Tchecky Karyo wasn't Bond... #13138 | |
| Maybe we should have a WC weekend where everybody does that... #13140 | |
| It sorta sounded like he didn't know what you were talking about. #13141 | |
| I think it was your worst question. #13142 | |
| But when I heard you go "I'm going to do a little thing I call finish the sentance..." to Chris Roberts, I stopped it and closed realplayer <G> #13143 | |
| Hehehehehe, what a moron, by posting under his second address he proved that he's the same person. #13144 | |
| Hehehe, lets just all give the stupid ebay guy bad feedback and report him to ebay. #13146 | |
| from #WingNut, it has become apparent that the next generation of warriors will not be able to defend us in the coming war. Thusly, I have decided to start my own armed force, tentatively titled LOAF's death Fleet. I'm making Byydo commander-in-chief... #13148 | |
| You've never had Vodcke?:o #13150 | |
| Hmmm, I actually don't drink... #13151 | |
| I had to give a cat insulin today... #13153 | |
| You asked about the T-Bomb and it wasn't YM-13A. #13155 | |
| Wow, Delance, you're like a Shaman #13157 | |
| A Shaman who provides tasty choclate tube treats, none the less... #13158 | |
| "And the topic is... the Federalist Papers. No, wait, I'm sorry, that's the topic for regular Jeapordy! which we're taping later today. Your topic is "Horsies". Simply tell me whether or not you like horsies. Remember, there is no wrong answer..." #13160 | |
| Hadrian-The-Kanadrian-Song.mp3 :o #13161 | |
| Locke postz @ lotz. #13162 | |
| Then we can simply take a semen sample from you, and compare its genetics to Hades offspring... #13163 | |
| Hey Chris, what do all these scary people say in the private messages in your guest book? #13165 | |
| OH MY GOD, lanced.net is down:o #13166 | |
| according to ChrisReid's Cool Homepage, they're already working on the script for Star Trek IX:o #13167 | |
| :o It works... #13168 | |
| Wow, somebody thought you were Chris Roberts... and that Chris Roberts worked on Prophecy... #13169 | |
| I have to work again in three hours:~( #13170 | |
| Ever hear how Akk's job turned out? #13171 | |
| That's not what concealed blades means. #13174 | |
| Yeah, they'd get caught on the way in... #13176 | |
| Erm, but what about Swiss Army Knifes? #13177 | |
| As long as you use it with the explicit purpose of shooting Vampires and only Vampires. #13178 | |
| Wow, the people who's pictures are at mirrorimagestudios.com are all pathetic shallow horrible people... #13179 | |
| They *ALL* say that the best part of their senior year was getting their picture taken? #13180 | |
| Wow, that looks like Trelane #13181 | |
| Hehe, I mean pictures like you should scan the pictures. Not picture questions. #13182 | |
| Sounds, you should make sound questions... #13183 | |
| Did the CIC Finance picture come out? #13184 | |
| We're only 'ard because of all of the pr0n you bring to #LM-Guild... #13185 | |
| Ship masses in the Wing Commander Movie. #13186 | |
| In the future, a war between the | |
| <1m and the > 1mers will tear the world apart... #13187 | |
| Can you scan the finance picture just to show Hades? #13189 | |
| Wow, that was stupid, I turned off my computer... #13191 | |
| It's where ORIGIN(tm) keeps all the money we make... #13192 | |
| Anything called Naboo looks like a piece of shit. #13194 | |
| That said, anything from Star Wars looks like a piece of shit. #13195 | |
| Hehehe, you know what you shold have done? You should have gotten one of those photoCDs. #13197 | |
| I mean, you can have two million screaming fans in Ewoks movie hats bitching about how they want to see a Victory Star Destroyer... but my money is on the fact that Lucas hasn't even ever heard of them. #13199 | |
| Lucas: "I wonder if we can get away with using gas masks to make 'aliens' again..." #13201 | |
| Anyway, today in class I go "Grr, I hate Canadians." and this girl next to me turned and said "Wow, you hate Canadians too?" #13204 | |
| You know who I wish would die? Locke... #13206 | |
| Saffron Burrows played Angel. Now who's 'fagtty'... #13208 | |
| Whenever I try to copy stuff from bl0ckbuster, it doesn't let me:~( #13210 | |
| is wcnews.com slow or is it me? #13213 | |
| If we meet up with more physics morons... The ulysses cooridore is outside of the galaxy. #13214 | |
| And I simply enter at jump point A in the Sol system... #13215 | |
| and it takes me to Charybdis in Crab-22 or wherever... and then I jump fro Charybdis to wherver. #13216 | |
| Reverend Mother LOAF: Many men have tried to beat ChrisReid's post #13221 | |
| OOooh, mail from the mask-ians... #13224 | |
| Before I read it... I'd like to take a moment of silence... Because I just know in my heart of hearts that this note is going to say... something, but whatever it says, I know that it will not be good. And I know this, because it will be in FULL CAPS. #13225 | |
| Writing the thing... how do you spell 'kuwait'? #13227 | |
| But I can't, I don't know why:/ Whenever I go to do them I get all depressed and fall asleep... #13229 | |
| Hehe, that said, I just got the WC movie electronic presskit. #13230 | |
| "We don't have a laser gun... we have a GATLING gun"... #13231 | |
| No, no news yet. I did a whole lot of harassing this morning, though... #13234 | |
| Because it's vacation, the kennel people need help... #13235 | |
| They showed reporters the F-117 carcas with bullet holes in it, claiming it had been hit by a missile. #13237 | |
| So, my bet would be that the F-117 just crashed. #13238 | |
| I'm looking at the list of aircraft from all the different groups... And it's like "Ethiopian F-16's!" "Canadian F-18's!" Why didn't the US just keep all their fighters and do this themselves? #13239 | |
| I was born jerking off and I'll die jerking off! #13240 | |
| A real quote, I shit you not. #13241 | |
| I never told everybody the horrible story of things that Origin was supposed to do... #13243 | |
| Originally SO was supposed to be an addon pack, and Neil Young screwed it up... #13244 | |
| But anyway, then they were doing a game called Multi Commander (?) where you played through the plot with friends... #13245 | |
| So they made the Janes people WC people, and killed the WC people who went and started Bootprint and DA... #13246 | |
| Jesus aint kicking no ass tonight, because he isn't fucking undead until tommorow, dolt. #13247 | |
| You know what reminds me of the WC movie? The glory of heaven... #13249 | |
| Yeah... need UPC, number of CD's, EA number... manuals... and date... #13251 | |
| I have a button in my car that I press to make the wings appear... but usually I just say "Go go Gadget car wings!" #13252 | |
| Our country uses kilos... How else would we measure our drug purchases? #13253 | |
| But the last one is like "Build a spaceship out of old computer parts and have the theater staff dress in Wing Commander uniforms with helmets" #13257 | |
| The main characters of Telep's non WC books are named Chris and Ben:o (Squire and Descent respectively) Hehehe, all these books were written before WC... #13259 | |
| Speaking of people who are responsible for the increasing crime rate in America's urban centers, Tre! #13260 | |
| In the future, I'll hang out with Psych, Captain Johnny and Philip Langdale:~( #13261 | |
| I've always wanted to say "You have no right to pass judgement on me for something that happened before you were even in diapers!" #13262 | |
| Wow, no offense, but dressing up in a trench coat and slaughtering people I don't like sounds like just the sort of thing I'd enjoy... #13263 | |
| I don't know how to make explosive devices, though:~( #13264 | |
| Guns don't kill people. Trenchcoats do. #13265 | |
| They also sued porn, you know... #13266 | |
| Guns don't kill people, porn does. #13268 | |
| I have... created a new acronym! I hope. I'm *SO* sure about the imminent success of this acronym that I've skipped the usual testing regiment and have begun to employ it at agwc. Without an explanation. #13272 | |
| Ptth, you don't need English to teach Geography. As long as she speaks the language of maps, you're just fine... #13274 | |
| Now, now, Mister Trelane, don't be too hasty. #13275 | |
| Thusly, I think your goal should rather be to de-age the elderly women. #13277 | |
| I may not believe in many things, like God and the existance of babies, but there's one thing I stand by: kill 'em all. #13278 | |
| "Most of the sounds you hear are not coming from me!" #13280 | |
| And I may be offline for a while:~( #13283 | |
| Because I have to skeletonize this computer to make the new one. #13284 | |
| Delance, I can honestly say that a brainsucker will not and can not attack you. #13289 | |
| what's this, nice commetns by LOAF day?. #13290 | |
| Can you shoot the person who did the voice for Roger Wilco in Space Quest V too please? #13291 | |
| You should prolly go lie down... #13292 | |
| You should have lanced her, using lanced dot net. #13297 | |
| Our legal limit is 32, but it kind of slopes as you go on... #13298 | |
| A Lab-Science-for-Losers class will have the maximum, but like my AP English class has 9 people in it... #13299 | |
| If we're going to go by what it looks like rather than what it is, it's actually a giant crab's claw with great shields, crewed by the Kilrathi... #13301 | |
| It might, did you see the thing at AICN today? Yeah, Lucas made a cool 2.1 billion off just the Pepsi license... #13302 | |
| But I digress... just finished going through all the random graphics I've collected over the years... like one in four was pictures of Chris... #13303 | |
| I should make a gallery of all the images I felt worthy of saving... Except some of them are pr0n... #13304 | |
| I can never figure out automatic razors... #13305 | |
| Was it from that face hugger that thought your arm was a face? #13306 | |
| I wouldn't worry, Star Wars will rule... #13309 | |
| He's never let us down in a Star Wars related setting, at least... #13310 | |
| Hmmm... I wonder if there's an officially licensed Jar Jar jar... #13311 | |
| A chick liked my Jar Jar jar idea... #13313 | |
| But then two other chicks didn't like my three way sex idea... #13314 | |
| You have a dorm like TV's Felicity... In which case, logic dictates that you are TV's Felicity... #13317 | |
| I don't know, she won't even return my calls. #13318 | |
| Someday I'm going to just up and | |
| </sarcasm> myself... #13319 | |
| So who's this hot new fan directorite? #13320 | |
| Am I on the list? #13321 | |
| Hehehe, shouldn't he be in line for Star Wars or something? #13322 | |
| Hadrian can't shit worth rendering:~( #13323 | |
| But with a little lack of creative insight there can be. #13324 | |
| Including my old email address? #13325 | |
| Hmmm, good thing I don't drive, I guess. #13328 | |
| Because he's crazy? #13329 | |
| I can't believe that GOD DAMNED FUCKING BRAZILIAN FREAK NEEDS A NEW FUCKING AUTOGREET! Who does he think we are? #13331 | |
| And there, is his new autogreet. #13332 | |
| By "buys junk parts" Locke means "replies to month old posts and posts damning spoilers" #13333 | |
| :~( But did not our lord God say unto his people "Thou shalt include obscure Wing Commander references wherever possible!"? #13336 | |
| Many years ago the great British explorer George Mallory, who was to die on Mount Everest, was asked why did he want to climb it. He said, "Because it is there." #13338 | |
| Well, space is there, and we're going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. #13339 | |
| Hmmm, you can add stuff about Russia's counterpart to Apollo... people love stupid stuff like that... <G> #13341 | |
| SWC has amusing full speech... "And you shot down... TWO... enemy fighters" #13348 | |
| But I didn't say SWC doesn't have full speech... (G) #13349 | |
| Hiya! Mesa called Bandit LOAF! Muy muy! #13350 | |
| Erm, I didn't ever lose my nick... #13351 | |
| What if there's something to this Privateer 3 stuffle... #13352 | |
| Hehe, no, I don't think that, but the Amazon.com thing maybe #13354 | |
| Shakespeare in Love. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. A Byydo film. #13358 | |
| Note to people: Merger w/ Stupid WCN Ripoff of Lanced.net didn't go over. What if we merge with Lanced.net? #13359 | |
| Yes. But we should ask Reid #13362 | |
| We talk a lot. #13363 | |
| Stupid fucking keen.dal.net died #13365 | |
| Sounds like Lanced.net hates WCN II as much as we hate WCN I. #13366 | |
| Erm, but I also figured we could just keep them each where they are. #13370 | |
| But this is like an orgasmic reaction to Armada... #13371 | |
| Why not do the Locke thing and post 500 new posts tonight? #13373 | |
| Oh, BTW, thanks to a recent dream I am now a candidate for most pathetic life ever... #13375 | |
| I had a dream that the CIC was screwed up because we had over 1000 updates in a month and our numbering system couldn't go over 999. A html dream:~( #13376 | |
| Especiall militant Asians, like those who live in Iraq. #13377 | |
| They take over your school and a loud 'hip' guy tells us that we all need rings and graduation things. #13380 | |
| That joke works better in real life when you realize that Lev comes right after Les... #13382 | |
| Hehe, I want to buy some T-Shirts, and I want them kinda fast, too. #13383 | |
| on black. It'd look like we were wearing the CIC #13386 | |
| Oh, I know, whatshername... who had her foot cut off at the olympics... she was hot... Nancy Kerrigan. #13387 | |
| Now, now, there's nothing wrong with Sky... except he's tainted by evil. #13390 | |
| Large breasts are illegal in England, too. They have to import them. #13391 | |
| This explains why all British people, as well as a number of noted serial killers, are insane. #13392 | |
| If I were Psychopath I'd go "BORDER WORLDS PRIDE??? SPACE SUBMARINEZ!!!!" and start guffawing until I choke. #13393 | |
| Yay, Johnny got a new job! #13394 | |
| I can see maybe a 699... or a 669... #13396 | |
| I haven't seen Hades today. And I haven't seen the British equilvaent of CNN today... So I can only asume that he's dead. #13398 | |
| Hades wasn't a man:~( #13400 | |
| According to The Talking Stick, Chris' school is ghetto. #13401 | |
| Not having any idea what that means, it's probably pretty cool. #13402 | |
| By 'I life in DC' I mean 'I live on a farm in the countryside in the state next to DC' #13403 | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? #13405 | |
| Origin doesn't *HAVE* a publishing facility. FLOG, EA may not even... they probably get burnt in the same factory as every game... #13408 | |
| The Site, Del, and now you can order a t-shirt. #13409 | |
| Is it just me, or is Delance getting gayer? #13410 | |
| Well, well, well... #13411 | |
| Hmmm, that might make a good autogreet. Drop one of those flares we took from that aircraft accident so Chris can find it. #13414 | |
| And there's nothing I'd like more than to hire that British nanny for them. #13416 | |
| Chris was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me! #13417 | |
| I learned an important lesson today. I suck at lasertag. #13418 | |
| For our first game, we were the only people there... And then this one guy joined us... Who goes to play Lasertag *alone*? #13419 | |
| He kept talking about how he'd been playing since he was 12, and about Starseige... #13420 | |
| Apparentlyit's the most realistic laser tag like game there is. #13421 | |
| Sometimes the stupid in here gets so thick you can cut it with a large knife... #13422 | |
| I don't know, Origin has the nasty tendancy to fire all of its employees every so often... #13423 | |
| I started a Kerri-Lee shrine... #13424 | |
| Hehehe, Hades, want to do something amusing? #13425 | |
| We should replace it with something else;) #13426 | |
| http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=114062028 #13427 | |
| Of course not, lying cheating and betrayal are three of the pillars of GuildHood... #13428 | |
| We could get you a new callsign. #13429 | |
| Hehehe, very few people are devoted enough to stay with the community... #13430 | |
| I wonder who will still be around in five years... #13431 | |
| Hehehe, well, I assume that most people like Locke & C777 will be gone by then, but I was wondering about Hades and ace and such (G) #13432 | |
| Yeah... you get used to it... #13433 | |
| the post game buzz is done, and there's no pre-game anythign to speak of. #13434 | |
| We didn't change, the world did. #13436 | |
| Wow, it's a really, really sucky floodscript:~( #13438 | |
| EA definatly doesn't want it anymore... probably because of the movie... #13439 | |
| My guess is that they'll sell it... #13440 | |
| No matter what Chris says, Digital Anvil will sit on WC. #13442 | |
| Its like what EA did with Babylon 5 until now. #13444 | |
| To prevent a B5 game from competing with WC, they'd bought the license and just refused to do anything... #13446 | |
| Hadrian, however, will move onto being a Quake V junkie... #13448 | |
| Hehehe, they're network administrators... #13450 | |
| Oh, I thought you were talking about affecting something. #13451 | |
| It is *so* freaky that Phoenix works for Divx... #13454 | |
| Should write a 'agwc in four years...' story. #13455 | |
| I think this should be within my religious boundries... #13457 | |
| Erm, 'Varying shades of bad' as in the quality of the movie... #13458 | |
| I'll have WC on video in a few days, thank god, so expect that to go up a bit... #13459 | |
| Logic can explain this. It sounds pretty gay. It's also a Mike Berdos thing... therein, Mike Berdos things are pretty gay... . #13460 | |
| Hah! I got to call you a BITCH!!!!!! on agwc. #13461 | |
| If we had to apologize for every post we make, and if we spend an average of one second for each apology, Chris could spend weeks apologizing to agwc. #13462 | |
| Then he'd have to apologize for apologizing:~( #13463 | |
| Yeah, but its fun. I get to be witty and insulting and nobody cares. #13464 | |
| The fourth most common PR shot. #13465 | |
| Hehehe, he's an agwc fixture. #13466 | |
| As common as apple pie and... I dunno, what's another type of common pie? #13467 | |
| Soo, when's your last day, Chris? #13469 | |
| Hmmm... then you can help me with stuff? Or are you going away? #13470 | |
| I haven't gotten a talking stick:~( #13471 | |
| Hmmm... well, honestly, I started with WC... And... I'm still living WC... #13472 | |
| Hey Tre, somebody fucked up roman numerals and I was ALL OVER THEM. #13473 | |
| Dad said I was fucking high:~( #13474 | |
| I'd like to give a shout out to my bud Chris Reid, who's doing tha exams thang right now. #13475 | |
| ARE YOU DETRACTING FROM BC3K????? YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! #13476 | |
| IIRC, Mike is either a politician or a throttle salesman. #13477 | |
| Gene Tang is a stupid moron who sucks. #13478 | |
| Everyone hates Berdos, its nothign special. #13479 | |
| Well we can't get rid of him, I just don't have to like him:P #13481 | |
| We killed him... #13482 | |
| I wish Johnny would come here:~( #13483 | |
| Oh, assuming time was slowed by the Trelane device. #13485 | |
| Erm, to forward it to loaf@mail.utexas.edu #13487 | |
| Oh, I dunno if I should say yet, since I'm not sure, but I may have to be away for like a week soon... #13488 | |
| Hmmm, I thought it turned out DAFX didn't have anything to do with BG... oh well, I'll update with it if you want, or you can... #13491 | |
| Fine, I'll bite, what were you and Chris talking about? #13493 | |
| Wow. Tell people about that at dinner. #13496 | |
| * LOAF reboots intywdumala #13497 | |
| CHRIS!!! HOW CAN YOU QUESTION OUR HITS???????????????? #13498 | |
| He's prolly lyin' to DA about the number of hits... #13499 | |
| I have linux, but I don't use it for anything but connecting... #13501 | |
| Had! I need you to run a spectral analysis of the warp core... #13503 | |
| I'll have some updates later tonight #13505 | |
| I'm close to finishing an encyclopedia demo thing... #13506 | |
| Oh, sure, do a June 18 update and I'll follow that. #13507 | |
| Kay. That always got screwed up at WCHS, though... #13508 | |
| Distributed.net? Why are you always making things up, stop making things up. #13509 | |
| I think I should create some SPAM. #13510 | |
| I need one of those Virus Warnings to work from... #13511 | |
| You have spam. Do you have one of those annoying virus warning forwards? #13513 | |
| They're always talking about sodomy, but nobody ever defines it:~( #13515 | |
| Except we can create a fake staff. Like instead of Ben "Bandit (LOAF)" Lesnick and Chris "Chris Reid" Reid we'll have Bandit "Ben Lesnick" LOAF and Chris "Chris Reid" Reid. That'll confuse Inty. #13516 | |
| "You can have the half-naked man." "But he's no good without his log!" - conversation I had today. #13518 | |
| Oh, and then we were walking in the parking lot and I was fiddling with a ketchup packet, and it exploded, jetting ketchup onto his back. It was the thirty third most exciting ketchup related moment of my life. #13519 | |
| Dunno. Kwast replies to mys tuff about 30 seconds after I ask him. #13520 | |
| My god, my life would be so much easier if that Privateer 3 article hadn't happened. #13521 | |
| "I get kicked out every time and they all hate me, but if I just keep trying..." #13522 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/enc/ What think you, Chris? #13524 | |
| Hmmm... can you make a LoafCrid ball? #13525 | |
| It looks unbalanced with the index on one side. #13526 | |
| That said, can someone please think up a comment with the term 'Trelanis Morissette' in it? #13528 | |
| It wasn't authorized by OSI #13529 | |
| Heya. Erm, anyway, sorry about the whole... thing... I'll... send back... stuff... unless you, you know, want me to keep trying. It just sort of happened... you know... sorry... #13530 | |
| I dunno how I let that happen <G> #13531 | |
| Hehehe, it's the principle of the thing, though. #13532 | |
| Oh, I never sent it because I assumed Chris would wonder what happened to his stuff moreso. Erm, but I will now... sorry... #13534 | |
| Hmmm, since I pretended to be blind to get the government to pay for college they sent me a thign that reads text for me:~( #13536 | |
| I can do it. I'm like 75 percent done my updates. #13539 | |
| I like going to concerts, taking pictures of stupid things like Denny''s signs and moving cars when cruizin with my retarded friends....and on the scale of the Love-o-Meter...my best friend amanda and i have a RED HOT relationship...LOL!! Im not a Lesb! #13540 | |
| I've always wanted to meet a woman who's not a lesbian. #13541 | |
| Lanced.net Sucks.ass #13542 | |
| And I mean, like, he's not like "It'll be great" he's like "It is the best game ever!!!!!" #13545 | |
| I have a million of my own CD's to mp3ize for college. #13547 | |
| It's easier to hide my sucky taste in music in a folder than in a CD case. #13548 | |
| I've never, ever noticed a difference between my Sound Blaster Original and my SBLive. #13549 | |
| I admit it -- I've never noticed audio quality. Ever. #13550 | |
| I considered buying porn, but I figured it'd be on my bill:~( #13551 | |
| When you're 18, however, you can easily drink and buy porn with difficulty. #13552 | |
| You can't rent from blockbuster unless you have a credit card. #13553 | |
| I have... 10 updates for the 19th. And I'm trying to figure out the best way to make encyclopedia entries look. #13554 | |
| Yeah... I need a better look for the specific entries, though. #13556 | |
| Maybe there's a different font or some... thing... we can do? #13557 | |
| Erm, good to see you again <G> #13560 | |
| Hmmm, I'm heading to Austin next August... #13561 | |
| I"m still wearing my clothes from yesterday, too #13562 | |
| I should put on something comfortable. #13563 | |
| That's disgusting. When my septic tank overflowed all it did was cause dogs to eat the feces and kill them. True story. #13567 | |
| Well, two of them were mine. #13568 | |
| Its funny in retrospect. #13569 | |
| I dunno, the septic tank was in my neighbors yard, and I think like their dog died too... #13570 | |
| Yeah, having classes there would rock. #13571 | |
| I have a big house, you should all just come live here. #13572 | |
| Save. The. Conversation. in. #WingNut, please. #13573 | |
| As in 'bring up something else'. #13574 | |
| As in 'Help me, Byydo-Wan Kenobi' . #13575 | |
| Actually, these summer courses would rock. #13577 | |
| yeah, I have a medical conference in Seattle in July... #13578 | |
| Hehehehehe. Yeah, it's an English class. No, I don't need any English credit at all. #13580 | |
| I'm taking... Chemistry... Anthropology... Calculus... and Intro to Scientific and Medical Terminology. #13581 | |
| That reminds me, I saw the hottest woman at Ikea today. #13584 | |
| I kind of followed her around the store without knowing I was doing it. #13585 | |
| I dunno, women aren't as impressed by a huge SAT score as they are buy a huge something else. #13586 | |
| Chris can't see SUper Globetrotters for another 3 hours. #13587 | |
| Oh, I carried around my double bladed lightsaber and went "At least we shall reveal ourselves to..." whenever I went anywhere. #13589 | |
| "At last we shall reveal ourselves to Ikea!" #13590 | |
| Can't you just heckle minorities like the rest of us? #13591 | |
| There is no violence in Canadria. #13592 | |
| I have a photorealistic printer! Scan it, dcc it to me and then I'll print and scan it! Wait, no... #13594 | |
| Actually, that would be a cool game for bored people. #13595 | |
| I think I have bad sectors:~( What does that mean? #13596 | |
| Windows is a biatch. #13598 | |
| My computer has the annoying problem of shutting itself down for no reason in the middle of things. #13599 | |
| Hmmm, in August can we change from 12The Book of LOAF to 12The Book of LOAF: 4The College Years? #13600 | |
| That's what I envision the teams of soldiers in anti-radioactive gear will look like when they arrive to make sure my family didn't survive the apocalypse. #13602 | |
| What was the post on the light thing called? #13606 | |
| YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK LOUDER! I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! #13607 | |
| Just put it on top, I'll be ready in a few minutes... #13608 | |
| I took a course at Montgomery College last summer. #13609 | |
| Speaking of twisted, there's a caterpie at the CIC now. #13610 | |
| Wow. Lanced.net's update today is about how they updated yesterday. #13611 | |
| All in all, he was a man the likes of which I shall not look upon again. Because I banned him. #13612 | |
| At last I shall reveal myself to the suit store. #13613 | |
| Wow, Chris is overflowing. #13616 | |
| Erm, anyway, you invited me because you didn't want me having that crappily designed/info-full Prophecy site. #13619 | |
| Delance's frequent boughts with insanity have nothing to do with his addictions... #13623 | |
| Hehe, every day my brother is like "Today is supposed to be the end of the world!" #13624 | |
| He tells me that I'm the only person who uses Prophecy+... which is sad, because I just pretend to to make him feel better. #13626 | |
| Yeah, Thomas Bruckner converted it or something. #13627 | |
| Oh, good... what is it? #13628 | |
| Oh, wow, I was going to do that if I don't have to be away for two weeks which I'll hopefully find out today... #13629 | |
| It got a packet... and now it's analyzing it... #13630 | |
| This'll be just like Contact. #13631 | |
| Except I won't be as h0t as Jodie Foster. #13632 | |
| Also, the alien will probably be my dog instead of my father. #13633 | |
| This is a P3 450... #13635 | |
| Can I do it on more than one computer at once? #13639 | |
| We know it's not CFF, I just want to be mean to people at the newsgroup. #13646 | |
| ATFW stands for Another Trilogy, FuckWit. #13648 | |
| Speaking of hilarious, you're only a semester away from teaching English? #13650 | |
| So in 20 years we'll have #Brazil with all these freaks reaming eachother? #13651 | |
| But people need to know about crabs #13654 | |
| <Delance> making up stuff is kewl. | |
| <LOAF> What did I make up? | |
| <Delance> nothing | |
| <LOAF> - The Wit and Wisdome of Delance. HarperCollins Publishing, 2010. #13655 | |
| HEY! I use Linux, you ignorant fool. #13656 | |
| It was the seventh most exciting thing I did the other day. #13657 | |
| It was pretty good... #13658 | |
| 'actually, that was only footage from the movie Independance Day, but the actual effect would be very similar..." #13659 | |
| It still gives me a month since I'm in the past. #13660 | |
| You *KNOW8 you're screwed when he goes "Do you like Rabbits? And Race cars?" #13662 | |
| I used my 4dfx card to travel to several weeks ago. I'm actually Future-LOAF from 2010. #13663 | |
| "call 1-900-NO-SEXXX to talk to the hottest, most uniterested women..." #13665 | |
| Where the hell did you get a friend? #13669 | |
| My one job sucked more ass than... insert thing here. #13670 | |
| TRE! CHRIS! ETC! #13671 | |
| I don't live within visual distance of anyone else:~( #13673 | |
| Hehe, Tre, you're fucking high. #13675 | |
| They were probably just doing that for the joy of starting shit, though. #13678 | |
| Akkbar was the guy who demanded that all the anti-Borton stuff be taken away from WCHS... #13680 | |
| WCHS *was* cool. #13682 | |
| To this day you're probably the only person who has any clue what the fuck Alien Press is. #13684 | |
| You're a sad pathetic relic of a person with an apparent interest in self-abuse... #13686 | |
| Dash:/ I need him to fix the graphic for CIC-Blue. #13687 | |
| Hey Tre, what's the difference between black guys and white guys? #13688 | |
| Hehehe, you know we love you. And that I'm lying. #13690 | |
| Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think? #13691 | |
| I'm not in school, should I be? #13694 | |
| U R A GEEK!!! d0rk!!!! . #13695 | |
| Hehehe, no, you got under my skin when you were a jerk about WCHS. Now you're just fun to play with. #13696 | |
| I guess... in theory... I could quit the CIC, go to community college and end up begging Chris for the crappiest job ever... #13697 | |
| HotBoy327 comes in and goes "U SUCK! U R ON IRC!!!!!", the only difference in this case is that we know and dislike Akkbar. #13698 | |
| Those who cannot do, flame. #13699 | |
| You can call anyone and insult them. But that would be *EVEN MORE PATHETIC* . #13700 | |
| "Uhm... hi. This is Akkbar... and... heh heh... you suck! Bye!" #13701 | |
| Because .com sounds better. ANd we'd have to spend more money. #13702 | |
| Why? Worried he might call you a geek:~( Insult your appearance:~(? Tell you to get a life? #13708 | |
| Frosty, you're almost as annoying as he is... #13709 | |
| Wow, Chris, I just heard from somebody who bought the VCD.. #13713 | |
| Said the quality was pretty good, but it had annoying subtitles. #13714 | |
| Hehehe, I don't think XOOM is *THAT* unlimited. #13715 | |
| Had won that Gamespot contest, and nwo we have to listen to him rant... #13716 | |
| Yeah. No addon, or the normal version of WC1 instead of the preview version. #13719 | |
| SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS... 2004:/ #13721 | |
| Unless you haven't read the WCIV novel, or you have and happent o be illiterate. #13722 | |
| No, it just said it'd be at least that long before the do it on video. #13723 | |
| It would be cruel to add a 'WC Movie in England' 2004 thing. #13726 | |
| Does it matter?. Am I Lesnick (birth certificate) or Lesnic (8th grade Yearbook? #13727 | |
| FOX doesn't want to spend money translating it and such, probably. #13728 | |
| Well, I suppose you don't get to explore my D drive:~( #13729 | |
| Anyway, we *know* it's cancelled in England. #13730 | |
| It's the other countries that'd need translations. #13731 | |
| Sony ended up having the rights to release it in a few places... #13732 | |
| Oh well... if I ever make millions, I'll buy my own damned movie. #13733 | |
| I'm updating about the cancellation stuff. #13734 | |
| Two years ago the 'net was overflowing with Aussies. Now they're all gone... conspiracy? #13735 | |
| Pepper has no sex organs. #13736 | |
| Maybe a silver cross would keep both away from you. #13742 | |
| We don't usually talk abotu Akkbar, just when he starts gassing around. #13745 | |
| He goes online from SirZeus to ask questions about himself. #13746 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar does that, remember? #13747 | |
| Our dad's say we're fucking high. #13748 | |
| I just got back from an awards ceremony. #13749 | |
| I went to the Zoo yesterday. #13750 | |
| Hehehe, he's obviously Akkbar in disguise, the real sirzues wouldn't care. #13751 | |
| Well, I don't know about little, but he's sad. #13753 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar has been coming by and sobbing every day or so now. #13754 | |
| Greater than that horse screwing woman. #13755 | |
| Because normal, succesfull people disgust you? #13756 | |
| Or just because you were looking for a cliche'd insult and you weren't able to find something better? #13757 | |
| Hehe, isn't Chris like class president? #13758 | |
| Surething, Donny! Helen and I are off to have our two point five children... 1952 is GREAT! #13760 | |
| Hehe, you know what the difference between normal and sick is, though? #13761 | |
| When you're on IRC for hours at a time. That's normal. When you go on IRC pretending to be someone else to see what people think about you, that's sick. #13762 | |
| Whats funny is that such stupid flamewars have been very helpfull. I've gone from just saying I dont' give a shit what idiots think, to actually not giving a shit what idiots think. #13764 | |
| So, really, I'm a better person for it. #13765 | |
| "U SUCK! BYYDO! U R SUCKY! HAHAHA!!!!!" #13767 | |
| Hehe, you don't even know what pathetic things you're saying? Dork means penis... #13769 | |
| Yeah. Tell me what's so horrible about my life? #13775 | |
| Mr Bo Jangles is really a girl! #13776 | |
| I mean, admittably my friends wouldn't let me pretend to be them to get guys... #13779 | |
| But I still think I have some pretty good friends. #13780 | |
| My appearance is maintained by healthy doses of the burgers that Akkbar may someday learn to flip. #13782 | |
| The 'at least' is supposed to be better than the first thing:0 #13783 | |
| I like making fun of Akkbar. It makes me feel good. #13785 | |
| We prefer the term 'fucking tard' #13789 | |
| That's what they said about Hitler's war machine, too. #13793 | |
| "8 million dead", I told them. "It's just a bunch of integers!" they said. And they were RIGHT. #13794 | |
| Since I signed everybody's yearbooks saying that I'm marrying Kerri-Lee, archeologists in the future will think I did. #13795 | |
| Oh, delete that section of your logs, I want to be cool in the world of the future. #13796 | |
| * LOAF listened to Mr Roboto for the 10th time in the last 50 minutes. #13798 | |
| Why, did you want my crappy, crappy mp3s? #13800 | |
| That's probably because you're a stupid American. #13802 | |
| <Eagle> Hey Tracer, bend over. #13803 | |
| If by 'mysteries of the sith' you mean 'with myself', then yes, you are. #13806 | |
| If by 'cool' you mean 'nude', then I'll take it. #13807 | |
| You've done it before, and the real SirZeus doesn't have the same obsession with us as you do <G> #13808 | |
| We've disliked you forever... #13809 | |
| Tis okay. We're screwing around with ye olde Akkbar whilst I record WCA AVIs... #13811 | |
| FOX isn't gay:~( Kerri-Lee is probably collecting pictures of me right now... #13815 | |
| Hey samcatt, I went to that annoying dinner thing and a congresswoman gave me money... #13817 | |
| They were rude and sent a letter asking for a thank you letter ebfore they'd give me money:~( #13818 | |
| Here's ten million dollars. It's legally owned by the first national bank. But since I acknowldge having stolen it, it's mine. #13820 | |
| Copywrite violations on the Internet are a hard subject to corner. Copywrite violations at Barnes & Noble are not. #13821 | |
| Hehehe, the legal system doesn't revolve around *YOU* . #13822 | |
| Yeah. I used to have his marshmellon-extractor device. #13827 | |
| That means bad things for me:~( #13829 | |
| Awww, it's okay, you have a nice smile. #13830 | |
| I was going to do that, but I remembered that I don't like working. #13831 | |
| Hmmm, that idiot nrp80 keeps posting the same thing... #13834 | |
| One of those airplane stamps? #13837 | |
| No it didn't. Did *YOU* know who OJ was before he killed all those people? #13838 | |
| Because my dad was there when they x-rayed him the day he was caught... #13839 | |
| That's okay. Please understand that we don't have anything against YOU, we just need to keep the zone clean. #13842 | |
| Erm, but there's an unmoderated zone now, feel free to do whatever there. #13843 | |
| Maybe real life isn't like High School:~( #13844 | |
| Because he told me you told him to say I had to do it. #13845 | |
| I'm violent. I once ripped the legs off a cow. Wait, that was Star Trek's Peter David. I once ripped the legs off STar Trek's Peter David. #13848 | |
| SUCK IT, HADRIAN #13851 | |
| Hmmm... I'll bet Had took stupid pills this morning. Because he's at least three times as stupid. #13852 | |
| Wow, you're about as good at witty bander as a 5th grader. #13853 | |
| Oh, and I've *NEVER* heard that one before! #13854 | |
| And John Fuckingsucks never gets any cracks about his last name... #13855 | |
| I wish we hadn't started being so fricking civilized. It was verily a better time when you could just nuke somebody and then report 'em to their ISP... #13856 | |
| "LOAF eventually became a doctor -- but not a good one. His hidden talent for acting was eventually discovered -- during the autopsy after his death in 2014." #13860 | |
| Priv7, however, runs too slowly. #13861 | |
| GM's are apparently just bums Origin pulls off the str33t. #13862 | |
| Yay! Really early. #13863 | |
| Then Mr.Boombastic.mp3 will really r0ck. #13864 | |
| George Lucas kicks your ass if you take Star Wars out early. #13866 | |
| Plus, they have this huge movie with Natalie Portman and she isn't even very hot in it. #13868 | |
| Sooo, now that you have such a high score, Chris, where will you go to school? #13874 | |
| :~( Would you consider... UT? Home of Philip Langdale... #13875 | |
| Oh, I made you a senator in the future. #13876 | |
| It looks a lot like a vagina. Sort of. #13878 | |
| And every monday we would let in a pair of stupid people and watch them frollick! #13880 | |
| I've a burner. And I'll have a VCD soon. #13883 | |
| Don't understand my scary onotices, do you:~(? #13884 | |
| You spelled 'cock' 'panzy' :? #13885 | |
| Hehehehehe, sorry, I just saw South Park... #13886 | |
| What ever happened to Roland... #13887 | |
| Before the dark times. Before #Wing-Commander. #13888 | |
| Hehehe, anybody else see South Park yet? #13891 | |
| Or we could just call it CICBlue. #13893 | |
| Oh, Dan, I'm getting the VCD soon, it'll have your line. #13894 | |
| How many people even remember when Origin had a web page <G>? #13904 | |
| ace was there. And Byydo may have been. #13905 | |
| Wow, that was poorly placed, I didn't mean that. #13908 | |
| My copy of Diablo doesn't work, I have to burn a new one:~( #13909 | |
| God dammit, why hasn't there been a new Onion this week? #13910 | |
| Yeah, me and Tre will be Loving Pink Bitches next year... #13911 | |
| And I'll be like a kilometer from UOHQ. #13912 | |
| I can like go beat up designer dragon. #13913 | |
| Oh, Chris, he needs a quote. #13914 | |
| Spider! #13916 | |
| Same:~( I don't remember him that much... #13917 | |
| Ahhh. Well, we run that news thing... and the new channel... #13918 | |
| They were very evil. I was always anti-aces... #13924 | |
| WCP won't be available:~( Unless you mail me! #13925 | |
| Hehehe, I'm heading to the University of Texas at Austin in August <G> #13926 | |
| I think he's a dropout... #13927 | |
| I figured you'd be 20 or 21. #13928 | |
| Then when I'm a year older than that, I'll be 21. #13929 | |
| Hehehe, did you see the movie? #13931 | |
| That's the oldest one I have too, Chris. #13932 | |
| ANd he's a Lt. Colonel. #13935 | |
| Wow. If I were to date my fiance for 5 years, I wouldn't get married until 2004... #13936 | |
| Odd that I was just talking about people from the old 'board, and then he showed up. How very, very odd. #13937 | |
| He can't get Diablo to run, can he? #13938 | |
| EVERYONE. MAIL ME SAYING YOU WANT DVDS! #13939 | |
| I'm gonna update with the WCDVD thing every day, cool? #13940 | |
| Wow. At least she got the 55 cents... #13942 | |
| You waited too long, it came out in March:~( #13943 | |
| [Templar] lives within the cytoplasm, doesn't he? #13944 | |
| Ahhh, I knew that... Ahh, I didn't know that. #13945 | |
| Hmmm, if I want to update the CIC, should it be for today or tomorrow? #13946 | |
| I think that all of the potential rubber dicky comments are already in all our heads, and therefore do not need to be said. #13951 | |
| But I'm all by myself when you play Diablo. #13955 | |
| Awww, why is Hades so important:~(? I'm there! And ace! And Tree-lane! #13956 | |
| I was looking at mine during startup, and it moved into the center by itself:~( #13958 | |
| ANd it's stupid because it's popular. #13959 | |
| It's the sort of thing Tina13 mails her pall Sarah12 on AOL because it's k00l! #13960 | |
| Still, it scared me when he listed all the stuff he was sending, and it ended with "And to be complete, a rubber dicky." #13963 | |
| You confuse me. #13968 | |
| Wow. I need to make mp3s of all my CDs and like my famlies CDs that I like... #13971 | |
| Is that possible? #13972 | |
| Dizneee #13973 | |
| Black and white people;o #13974 | |
| I /joined #WIngNut and suddenly had to throw up. Freaky... #13975 | |
| There are a lot of Delance people here. #13976 | |
| Seminally amazing how about 100 people can email me about WC DVD without asking why I'd ask such an unusual question. I don't know what 'seminal' means, but it sounds cool to start off sentances with it. #13977 | |
| Hah hah hah! Silly Greywolf... Kappa Labs is inside you! #13978 | |
| What an unusual question, Chris #13979 | |
| So... very... tired... or sick... brb... #13980 | |
| It sucks that we don't have any enemies anymore:~( I mean, what's life without WCN to laugh at? #13981 | |
| hehehe, we only have one enemy there, but I mean like competition. #13982 | |
| He *IS* a troll, did you see his 'I'm not a troll' post? #13985 | |
| Hmmm, of course you did, you're Chris. #13986 | |
| He managed to attack the movie, Star Trek, Star Wars and something else while saying he wasn't a troll... #13987 | |
| Today at Lanced.net... o The Return of Game's Exile! o An unrelated article at Gamespot! o Several unrelated articles at Gamespot! o Gamecenter has an article about hardware! o Hot chicks aren't winning the poll. o You can win a copy of SS from someone. o Information about the moon of Neptune. #13988 | |
| Hehehe, we're pissed off because it's stupid and you're doing it on our front lawn. #13989 | |
| Hmmm, we shouldn't discriminate against Stupid People because of their sexual orientation. We shold discriminate against them because they're stupid. #13991 | |
| Yeah, if you want to do stupid things then why don't you pay the 200 bucks for a UBB license and go screw yourselves as much as you want <G>? #13995 | |
| Hehehe, with his 'no-Army' logic, he's ready to go into any battle unarmed... #13997 | |
| Hehehehehehe, I just did that to make fun of their sigs... #13999 | |
| Trelane? That bastard is at work. #14000 | |
| It aint got nothing on Beth. #14001 | |
| Who do you think I am? #14002 | |
| No, we're well versed in stupid slapfights about Privateer 2. #14007 | |
| But Origin has since said that PrivDark is Priv2, and so that's that... #14008 | |
| He asked about WC3 PSX once. #14009 | |
| It was supposed to be a Privateer game, but it wasn't supposed to be a WC game. #14010 | |
| I suppose the British probably carpet bombed titisee during the war. #14012 | |
| Thanks to a little chemical called Phesphathine, Byydo did go nuts, from 1976 to 1978. #14013 | |
| errr... I don't think you understand what he's saying. #14017 | |
| nrp80 is st00pid. #14018 | |
| Wow, my parents brought me WC figures. #14019 | |
| That'll conf00se him good. #14020 | |
| The battle against Stupid is about go begin... #14021 | |
| My Friends don't show up on Sundays, though:~( #14023 | |
| Hehehe, and how do you presume to judge us? #14025 | |
| Oh. But you don't know any of the Admins. #14027 | |
| How go the updates, Chris? #14028 | |
| Hmmm... the other day some guy cut in front of me in line at Taco Bell... #14030 | |
| that's fragtastic. #14031 | |
| I don't think there is a f00l inside joke, Byydo was just trying to be nice. #14035 | |
| Wow, I order pizza like crack. #14038 | |
| Beating your chest about how great you are doesn't do a thing to him, aside from making him post more. #14039 | |
| Hehehe, the web site, the fake ranks, the constant "We can kill him!1" It all just promotes him. #14040 | |
| We can't check, I deleted all the old threads. #14041 | |
| Hehehe, *we're* the ones with an image to maintain. #14042 | |
| All I ever do is reply to stupid people, never start stupid things... #14044 | |
| You are *AT* the CIC, promoting stupid fights *AT* the CIC. #14046 | |
| You're a bunch of petty children beating the crap out of eachother and acting shocked when people react. #14047 | |
| "You're going down, Byydo!" #14048 | |
| You're going down, Chris! #14049 | |
| You're going DOWN, Delance! #14050 | |
| Of course what he doesn't realize is that we'd never actually close the board, just report him to his ISP... #14051 | |
| But that's beside the point, this isn't summer camp for the twelve year olds and apologies don't mean shit anyway. #14053 | |
| Just don't do what you do to the boards and we'll be happy. #14054 | |
| For the love of god tell him to go fuck himself. #14055 | |
| You're sitting in your little can-do-no-wrong box without realizing that your stupid little immature games have an effect on other people. #14056 | |
| Drop the act. Don't reply to Voltron and don't post about FRAG. #14059 | |
| Perhaps you could get your own FRAG zone. The UBB license costs about 160 bucks, and you'll need a CGI-BIN. And I'm sure you'll be privy to all the annoyances that we have to go through with our zone. #14060 | |
| AHH has been aroung longer than the CIC itself, though. #14063 | |
| I wish Tre would hurry up and finish that script, that's getting really annoying. #14065 | |
| A script to format my hard drive whenever I go ":~("... it's really pissing me off...<G> #14067 | |
| FOX not releasing WC in Europe is payback for you bastards giving us the Teletubbies. #14070 | |
| Dorliska Wadsworth Brown, according to the UT Directory. Wadsworth? #14074 | |
| The newsgroup is pretty sucky now:~( #14075 | |
| http://ds1.utexas.edu:8888/Sou%3dStudents%2c%20ou%3dPeople%2c%20o%3dThe%20University%20of%20Texas%20at%20Austin%2c%20st%3dTexas%2c%20c%3dUS?S=Dorliska+Wadsworth+Brown #14076 | |
| I'm glad we ended Locke. #14078 | |
| God dammed fucking annoying NeofrickingDevilBane. #14085 | |
| He just KEEPS bugging me about every stupid little detail that I don't care about. #14086 | |
| 36 days until the encyclopedia. #14087 | |
| I figure you're good at that because you're like a newspaper editor. #14089 | |
| A good prize would be a set of WC figures. You can get them for a dollar each <G> #14090 | |
| I know Peter Telep would probably do it... dunno who else. #14092 | |
| You don't have to interview Telep. #14093 | |
| Well, I decided that there was no such thing as a stupid person, just stupid posts. And we can delete those posts and ban the people who make them, so the SPZ went goodbye... #14096 | |
| I'd like to major in FEAR. Although I'll probably end up majoring in Oreology and minoring in FEAR. #14097 | |
| It felt like it was 115 out today. 73 in the water. #14099 | |
| No offense, but your pop culture references always suck, Had. #14100 | |
| Play Pepsi Pop Culture. Get Stuff. #14101 | |
| Anyway, you do graphics stuff for completely random reasons. JUst do this and have a chance at winning. #14103 | |
| Hehehe, he blows up at the littlest things. #14104 | |
| Hehehe, no matter *WHAT* he does he always ends up fighting. #14106 | |
| I don't have the movie DVD yet. #14107 | |
| Which reminds me, I have pictures of the Guild flagship to put up... #14108 | |
| I may get a *LOT* of copies of it on video. #14109 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar shalln't taint the Guild 'cept perhaps with his blood upon our sabres. And I don't even know if we have sabres. #14110 | |
| DVDs should get cheaper soon. Probably not any cheaper than you can get it for at Amazon, though. #14113 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg It's me:o #14115 | |
| The entire movie is them about to do jumps, that doesn't tell me anything. #14116 | |
| Who was I talking to there? Somebody from Rhode Island? #14117 | |
| Oh, I discussed it with Hades. We would have done it in #WingNut, except I'm not sure he wants Had to know <G> #14120 | |
| He's going to set it up as in-game specs for the ships... and I'm going to do the encyclopedia with total canon specs. #14121 | |
| I suddenly have a strong desire to photograph myself naked. #14125 | |
| Had looks like the result of two men mating. #14126 | |
| Oh, WC DVD is far and away superior to the video. It's like ultra super plus better than the video. #14127 | |
| GO! At least it has a little insert about the actors. You can read that. #14129 | |
| Hehehe, I had to call Samcat and get him to take me to buy it... #14130 | |
| I dunno, the fact that there are cast bios in the packaging is unusual, non? #14135 | |
| But I thought it was odd that the insert had cast bios. #14136 | |
| I'll awe him. #14138 | |
| Hehe, Dethlok gave it to me. i'm forever in his debt...<G> #14140 | |
| Hehehe, you've never seen me before? #14142 | |
| Yeah, except I'm like twice as tall as Mark Hamill. And I weigh three times as much. #14143 | |
| WiLDD's mouth is firmly attached to your sword... #14147 | |
| Yeah, Wing Commander fans (aside from Chris) are all incredibly ugly people. The fan directory is like a chamber of horrors... #14148 | |
| I used a machete in 'Nam. But we didn't use it to cut through jungles. We used 'em to cut through the Viet Cong... #14149 | |
| It would probably be very hard. #14150 | |
| Yeah. They also drive cars on the left of cars they're driving next to. #14151 | |
| I love you long time... #14152 | |
| Tre has a normal name, he's probably pretty normal. #14153 | |
| "I was named after Obi-Wan from Star Wars" #14155 | |
| DO IT! DO IT! DAMN YOU! GO GO GO! #14156 | |
| I may have been talking about Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie Site, though. I talk about him more. #14158 | |
| It makes Chris say a quote from the book. #14159 | |
| I have a good life. Aside from the fact that I still haven't met TV's Kerri-Lee. #14163 | |
| oOoOoOoOoOo Perhaps he did... oOoOoOoOoOo #14164 | |
| I wish monkeys would fly out of my ass... because hey, monkeys. #14165 | |
| I bought them at that oOoOoOoOoO.org place. #14166 | |
| Because they're the brightest possible points of light. #14167 | |
| But there's like nebula gas and shit. #14168 | |
| Also, no light in deep space. #14171 | |
| Ahh, he's like 11, he's just stupid. #14172 | |
| Hehehe, where will we get better shielding? #14176 | |
| Legions of children worldwide are having sex with 40 year old men. #14178 | |
| Let him speak! If any have earned the right to speak... I have! And I say let him speak! #14179 | |
| But you don't have to listen to me. All I can do is speak. #14180 | |
| Yeah. Trust me, I know how you feel. #14182 | |
| I mean, what is the common thread between all of us? #14183 | |
| Hehe, nice quote, but what the hell does it mean? #14185 | |
| You wan't give me the pleasure of knowing what you're talking about? #14189 | |
| You mean to take out your anger on the rest of the world. #14190 | |
| I do enjoy the occasional fuck... #14191 | |
| Hehehe, poor paranoid kid. #14192 | |
| I totally hated the world because of the whole blindness thing. #14193 | |
| Wow, I said totally, I should be a Valley Girl. #14194 | |
| We should build a sister ship, the PudFucker. #14196 | |
| Knight's a very angry young man <G> #14197 | |
| It's *NOT* the same Alabama. #14198 | |
| Hehe, he's mad at the world. I was like that when I was his age. He should probably get some help. #14199 | |
| Hehehe, we've gotten smarter, found out how to delete posts instead of just close them. #14203 | |
| Oh, Chris, you didn't name your last post:~( So I named it Kit Kat. #14206 | |
| Hehehe, do yourself a favor and get the DVD. I just got back from watching a bit in freezeframe... #14211 | |
| Why'd my updates rearrange themselves? #14214 | |
| Oh. That was odd. Oh well... the movie has lots of cool stuff... #14215 | |
| But I could read teh Concordia's escorts names on a 60something inch screen. #14216 | |
| There's like a big picture of a Kilrathi that says WARNING and a picture with all these dead Confed pilots that says "Don't Understimate the Kilrathi" #14219 | |
| and there's one that has a sketch of a WC3 helmet... #14220 | |
| And I don't remember what it says. #14221 | |
| It looks like the Concordia's battlegroup includes the Bracher, the Toacka, the Sommeria, the Cahillier and the Walleyer. #14222 | |
| There's an autographed picture of a woman in Blair's room... #14223 | |
| Why should I kick him, though? It'll automatically get rid of him... #14225 | |
| That's not as cool as a switchblade, but whatever. #14227 | |
| Yeah, lots of good stuff... #14228 | |
| Okay, I was worried you'd be like mad or something. #14230 | |
| I have 30 gamepads. #14231 | |
| Hmmm, I hate doing updates with pictures. #14232 | |
| Oh, I downloaded the SimCopter Demo, because I want to learn to fly a helicopter... #14233 | |
| But I'm very excited about the cross. And it's so fricking cheap! #14235 | |
| I was sure it'd been cancelled. #14236 | |
| Since we were expecting $60 before somebody reported it'd be very limited. #14237 | |
| Since we were expecting $60 before somebody reported it'd be very limited. #14238 | |
| It's the perfect sign of WC fansmanship. #14239 | |
| You can wear it anywhere, and people will think you're a religious freak or something. And then you can stab them. #14240 | |
| The knife is removable. #14241 | |
| You can just be a religious freak who can't stab people. #14242 | |
| In keeping with solidarity for woman throughout the world, DELANCE contributes a part of the proceeds from the sale of these fine watches to the Women's World Summit Foundation which helps women in developing countries to create their own companies. #14243 | |
| Kit-Kat Lesnick-Halkett... kinda rhymes... #14245 | |
| That's how I'll be dressed at WCCon, if you need to find me... #14247 | |
| Yeah, Byydo's picture is cool... EXCEPT... EXCEPT... we actually want to know what Byyd looks like. #14248 | |
| Crap, an altavista search for me brings up 2 death notices:~( #14251 | |
| I'm very fat, I have to stop eating for a while so I can be thin for college. #14252 | |
| He wants to know what size your sword is. "It's not me, it's the people on #eurosex, I swear!" #14253 | |
| The best thing about the Wing Commander Movie is how it's a Wing Commander Movie. #14254 | |
| Oh, as I was saying earlier, we should adopt one of the foreign subtitles as the title for the movie... Since it's annoying to just go 'Wing Commander' . #14255 | |
| Wow, so it'd be more polite to say a word like slutstakeituptheass than it would to say subtitles? #14256 | |
| Hehehehe, he wanted to have me come into his channel so he could figure out how to use the /kick command... #14257 | |
| Hehe, I mean the Avenger from WCIV was a shuttle. #14258 | |
| And my scary nickname probably just brought the pain back:~( #14260 | |
| Oh, if/when I go to England would probably be spring break next year... #14261 | |
| Can I start doing updates for tomorrow yet? #14262 | |
| It would've made sense for Pilgrim Stars to have come out now... #14263 | |
| At least they actually did some updates about Freelancer this time. #14264 | |
| Last week they had nothing about Starlancer/Freelancer on their front page. #14265 | |
| I like how ATFW updates about what's being posted in their CZ. #14266 | |
| Erm, that's what I meant... I didn't mean it was a good thing. #14267 | |
| Especially since ATFW gets like one post a day... #14269 | |
| We could report about agwc posts. #14270 | |
| "Pang has pissed off Delance! Delance is talking about strippers!" #14271 | |
| Tang, I get those two confused. #14272 | |
| I had to get a credit card to order my knife. #14274 | |
| That's what I do. But I don't know if it's safe. #14275 | |
| I dunno how you'd turn if off. #14276 | |
| I got it! Thanks! It's great! #14278 | |
| Thanks. It's really nice... #14279 | |
| Lemme know if I can do anything for you #14280 | |
| Yeah. I'm staying inside, though. #14282 | |
| I should never have said that about his quit message. #14283 | |
| Strange names. Bracher, Toacka, Sommeria, Cahillier and Walleyer. #14284 | |
| And there were other battleships in her group... at least two or three others... #14287 | |
| There's some cool stuff in the movie you'd never notice. Like when Paladin realizes that the Tiger's Claw is going to be amushed, his VDU changes to say that the Kilrathi ComCon ship is a Dorkir Transport. #14288 | |
| 5 battleships and 2 Bengals #14290 | |
| Which includes at least the Kobi (unknown), the Vanguard (a Battleship) and the Iowa (unknown) #14291 | |
| Wow, I got mail from Beth. It says she wants me! To add her to the list of people who want KS DVDs. #14292 | |
| You'd think Bengals would be more common than Concordias, though... #14294 | |
| Anyway, what's the ship furthest back? #14295 | |
| Psych is getting stranger and stranger #14298 | |
| Or maybe you could get something shaved into your head. Like "BYDO", that would be cool. #14300 | |
| Oooh, yeah, the warranty thing. That sucks:/ #14302 | |
| You could cut a hole in your computer... #14303 | |
| Gene Tang at agwc. #14306 | |
| Hmmm, don't you have to take the sticker off to copy it, though? #14307 | |
| NeoDevilBane is 11 and 3/382ndths. #14309 | |
| I dunno how old he is, but he wants his Star Wars buddies to meet Wing Commander, how old can he possibly be? #14311 | |
| Hehe, yeah, there's like a plastic tab over where it would usually let you copy it from. #14312 | |
| I dunno, I might put Austin in my .sig... Austin is pretty cool. #14313 | |
| "Ben Lesnick of Ashton Maryland!" would appeal to the six other people who live in Ashton, Maryland... #14314 | |
| He's Wldmk, he's Wldmk. He'll never get in here! He's Wldmk, he's Wldmk. His ass is always kicked! #14317 | |
| Yeah, that South Park movie was pretty good. But I'd hate to see it be the high point of the decade. #14319 | |
| Stupid People. #14325 | |
| FreeLancer probably isn't really a game. It's probably like a room full of Strippers. And they brought the news people in to see them, and they gave it great reviews. #14326 | |
| Forecast for today: 118 pageviews. Whisky Tango Foxtrot? #14328 | |
| Heard from a French guy, WC was *NOT* released by FOX, but rather by some other company... #14330 | |
| I'll do some CIC Updates... #14332 | |
| Hehehe, I was stuck in netherspace. #14333 | |
| Wow, so they muted Dan... but it's nice and loud on DVD. #14334 | |
| It doesn't copy. You can like break off the tab that prevents it. #14335 | |
| Not much, we ruined the knife business:~( #14336 | |
| Yeah, we overadvertised the cross. #14337 | |
| Good, got stuff done today. #14339 | |
| You saw the warning signs with me, though, right? #14342 | |
| It's not wrong to encourage murder if it means you can meet a woman, right? #14347 | |
| Yeah, we could use the hits. #14348 | |
| There's no such thing as bad publicity! #14350 | |
| "Wing Commander fans are perfectly normal productive members of society... now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fly." :: puts on helmet and attaches hose:: #14351 | |
| Yeah, Hal's gonna go on a murderous rampage and blame us! #14354 | |
| We are soooo fucking screwed if he actually goes on a murderous rampage... #14355 | |
| Erm, yeah, life is full of points where everything is wrong, but it passes... #14356 | |
| Because you wouldn't do some crappy job <G>? He's just wrong. #14357 | |
| Somebody who judges a man's capability based on what sport he wants to play doesn't deserve a second thought. #14359 | |
| PCXL should stick to finding pictures of attractive celebrities. I've spoken to both David Swofford at Origin and Chris Roberts at Digital Anvil about this article, and both concur that it's completely false. #14361 | |
| I like that, gives the scenes a smaller feel. #14362 | |
| I dunno if it was important in the movie, but it's important for all of WC. #14365 | |
| There can't be any more WC movies because of people like the fucker who didn't see it when it was in fucking theaters. #14366 | |
| Maw, Ebert totally had it in for WC. I mean, I understand most critics views, but comparing it to frickin 2001? #14367 | |
| His wife looks like a 9 year old boy. #14369 | |
| Wow, people on Leno are stupid. #14371 | |
| Wow, a Reid. #14372 | |
| Not much. Just blowing my summer... #14373 | |
| OH MY GOD! GOD NO! EEEEEEWWWWW! #14374 | |
| Yeah, but I've never met Byydo. #14376 | |
| Hmm, refresh my memory, where in Canada is Ontario? #14377 | |
| I used to be able to see, you know... #14380 | |
| But that's not how I meant it. The surgery debilitated me as a whole, I had to lie on my face for weeks at a time. #14382 | |
| Well, the surgery helped in my right eye. #14383 | |
| And I've had lots of other surgery that was okay. #14384 | |
| I had plastic surgery when I was like 6 months old. #14385 | |
| I'm very experienced, if you know what I mean. #14387 | |
| Wow, we should get together... I'll give you my asses for your carrots... #14388 | |
| And I can sell my hair, and you can buy me a comb. #14389 | |
| I'm not fucking buying you a chain with my hairmoney, I'm buying the new Pokemon DVDs. #14390 | |
| The only thing worse than a pseudo-intellectual is a pseudo-geek intellectual. #14391 | |
| That's just because the Dalek guy is a moron. #14393 | |
| He's the IRC equivalent of Mike Berdos. #14394 | |
| You're constantly trying to get in here even through you're obviously banned, and I don't think you're too stupid to realize what that means (well, you could be), so what exactly is it that you need to talk to us about? #14395 | |
| It's only 10 there, isn't it? #14397 | |
| Ahh, that sucks:/ WC action figures are a buck each at TRU now. #14398 | |
| Ahh, I thought you got kicked out... #14399 | |
| That explains why he hasn't been playing UO, and why I said he was dead. #14400 | |
| Hehe, no, the BW armor is literally a big single piece of plastic. #14402 | |
| Ah, so you too wonder what the hell he's talking about. #14403 | |
| Why would Delance have played the original JA? #14407 | |
| Hehe, I wish JA2 would come out. #14408 | |
| You know what I wish, Chris? That JA2 would come out. #14409 | |
| JA2 will be a great game. I wish it'd come out. #14410 | |
| Remember Mike from JA? I wish JA2 would come out. #14411 | |
| Usually after TC-Mav tells us what he had for dinner, then Psych has to have had the same thing. #14413 | |
| Forget what? #14415 | |
| Hmmmm, I think I'll accidently ban Pedro... #14416 | |
| He's always getting into fights on the board. #14417 | |
| Oh, what'd you think of the movie? #14418 | |
| Now he'll think we care or something. #14419 | |
| if you ban all the people all the time, you won't have many people left. #14420 | |
| Why does Karl Frank look just like Christian Franz? #14421 | |
| You're not stupid, the person at the AceNet board. #14422 | |
| We should post that. #14424 | |
| One can only hope. #14425 | |
| I've been wondering about POL, though... #14426 | |
| I should post something to the CIC about you and DC, death... #14427 | |
| Well, I've assumed it'll be just like UO... #14428 | |
| I'm wondering how they'll do PrivOnline. #14431 | |
| Nothing important from him. I can ask him to comment on the domain registration... #14432 | |
| Well, they'll never give *us* that, but they'll let us know when we can expect one, maybe... #14433 | |
| Origin reserves their big announcements for CGW, by contract. Andy Hollis told me about it... #14434 | |
| Nothing involving WC is in vain. #14436 | |
| Hades birthday isn't until 2-morrow, is it? #14437 | |
| Hehehe. But you should still get credit for asking... #14438 | |
| Yeah. I'll do that, Hades Birthday... credit death... #14440 | |
| lemme see what else I have... #14441 | |
| Xoom won't do it... #14442 | |
| They say they're unlimited, but they check when you use up a lot of space. #14443 | |
| Don't you feel bad about dissing PCXL now? #14444 | |
| Hmmm, the StarLancer ad is very cool. #14445 | |
| Stupid new Lanced.net person zipped a 173k .gif into a 166k .zip. How utterly annoying. #14446 | |
| Which explains your collection of baby livers. #14447 | |
| We could use a nice scanned copy of that ad. #14448 | |
| Yeah. If I'd could legally drive I'd probably have wrecked the car dozens of times. #14450 | |
| Hehehe, yeah, I had driven a bit before I went blind, and I hated it anyway <G> #14451 | |
| Eag hates the CIC. #14455 | |
| You can't mention the CIC in #S-C . #14456 | |
| There was *supposed* to be a coool fight in which Blair used the cross. #14460 | |
| But for about 10 minutes the first update title was "Shits Inbound!" #14462 | |
| Holy crab... newsfromJohnny. #14463 | |
| A-10 got dropped. #14464 | |
| * LOAF ChrisAlert.wav #14465 | |
| Oh, good, you hear the fake .wav. #14466 | |
| That's what I thought, but Johnny says they were like really delayed. #14467 | |
| Well, to make it short: CIC is *the* only online source to find up-to-the-minute stuff on WC. Believe me, even Origin's official website doesn't keep itself consistantly (Or constantly) updated on it. (Must be too busy on UO, I guess). #14468 | |
| That's* a good reason? Do you have a better URL for people asking about WC news? Or are you just picking a fight (tm)? #14471 | |
| Johnny says that about half the team will be leaving Origin... and that some will go on to work on the fifth(!) attempt at Privateer Online, and some will go to a Strike-Commander-esque online game. #14472 | |
| Apparently the team just found out within the hour. I should mail Swofford and ask him to confirm it...;) #14473 | |
| Yeah, we shouldn't do that. #14474 | |
| Hehehe, well, you can do that to Swofford if you want. #14475 | |
| Boomer was fairly low on the food chain, though, Swofford's an executive. #14476 | |
| I... have no idea, I admit, I don't even know what OpenGL is. #14477 | |
| WCO was the initial thing, and then it became just PO. #14479 | |
| I think EA will shut down Origin before it ever comes out. #14481 | |
| It just strikes me as the first step, how they've taken away Origin's support stuff and now they're cancelling games. #14484 | |
| I dunno, this game seemed further along. #14485 | |
| Maybe the movie *DID* screw up his little world, and that's why he's gone crazy. #14487 | |
| Forgot about the Saving Private Had-ryan thing... . #14489 | |
| Hmmm... the link color kind of sucks... #14490 | |
| I used to use FrontPage... #14491 | |
| Erm, CICB, that is. #14496 | |
| And I do now, because I'm an idiot. #14497 | |
| Wow, she doesn't look like the sort of person who'd play Wing Commander. #14498 | |
| Now, now, some of the hottest women in the universe are Canadian. #14500 | |
| Eeeek, Lanced.net thinks they're better than us. #14501 | |
| Lanced.net thinks they're better than us! #14502 | |
| LANCED.NET THINKS THEY'RE BETTER THAN US:o #14503 | |
| Hehehe, their update with the picture... #14504 | |
| Or maybe I'll do an update... #14505 | |
| That should be his autogreet. #14509 | |
| WC is up to #1 at DVDEmpire, and down another hundred copies at DVDExpress #14510 | |
| That doesn't sound right. #14511 | |
| Hmmmm... I still say we should make the CIC an ATFW affiliate. #14513 | |
| P2 goes on forever, the road it never ends. #14514 | |
| I pretty much just said that because the PokeRap was playing. #14516 | |
| Hmmm... I think that's quite possible... #14518 | |
| Maybe they fixed it and didn't tell me. #14519 | |
| We're the old men now, Johnny! #14521 | |
| I don't think we've set anything up yet. #14522 | |
| I plan to drink a lot in college. A lot of coke. #14524 | |
| Is my panties in there? #14525 | |
| Check out my monkey, Chris. #14526 | |
| I'll fix it, I have another update to put up. #14528 | |
| It's best to wait a few hours before fixing minor spelling things, though. #14529 | |
| Which is why we get more hits when we've updated more than once in a day. #14532 | |
| Stupid Trelane doesn't think I'm wittier than TV's Chandler. I don't see any quotes from Chandler in there. #14533 | |
| Yeah, we can't fault him for that. #14534 | |
| Awww, screw you, Delance, non-Origin people aren't real people. #14537 | |
| Mark Asher is fricking annoying, I think. #14541 | |
| death's position is SubCrid. #14544 | |
| Hehehehehe, I'll unakick you... but I want to find out who's doing it first... #14545 | |
| If I were like a pedophile or something I might do that. #14546 | |
| No, but If I was going to rape 12 year old girls I'd get a vasectomy... but I'm not so I won't so there. #14547 | |
| When two people love eachother very, very much... And those two people cannot, by law, marry because they're close reletives... #14551 | |
| (Okay, the Space Submarine was funny in person, but it wasn't funny 3,000 times later... #14552 | |
| Chris Reid doesn't start threads, he finishes them. #14553 | |
| Besides, it'd take approximately 190 years before we'd have enough empty calandar stands to display our WC games... #14554 | |
| Upi ,slr ;oyy;r drmvr. npu/ #14555 | |
| If I had 399 dollars, I'd buy love, not TruSpace. #14557 | |
| I think I've got to beat 107 personally to set the record, though:~( #14560 | |
| Stupid slow-ass Saturdays:( #14562 | |
| And that'll be the last time you EVER see me. #14564 | |
| Until after I've read Pilgrim Stars. #14565 | |
| I thought we opened at midnight LST. #14567 | |
| Where's MAV live? #14571 | |
| 8 o'clock EST. #14572 | |
| One of you contact Chris Roberts? #14575 | |
| Make the starting time 7. #14576 | |
| ace is a beotch:~( #14578 | |
| See, Trelane's obscene friend taught me something... about love... #14579 | |
| Hehehe, somebody in my AP Bio class last year removed all the tuesdays from one of those... it was strange. #14581 | |
| Hmmm, remember when we accused you of flaming the Origin Board, Dan? #14582 | |
| So what will we have? Punch and pie? #14586 | |
| We all regret doing things back then. I think you all know who I regret doing. #14587 | |
| That's why the GREEN Pikachu is called Pikablue. #14588 | |
| Who's my co encer? #14590 | |
| I wouldn't call two men, a guy pretending to be a woman and a lot of bots a *GROUP*... #14593 | |
| Yeah, ace puts his name on the CIC and everything. #14594 | |
| YOU ALL HAD BETTER FUCKING HAVE A NEW MAILBAG BY THE 10TH!!!!!!!!!! . #14595 | |
| What? I wasn't being serious about either derogatory ace comment. #14596 | |
| Thas okay... not like I have anything else to do at 1:~( #14597 | |
| Wow, lots of people with... scary symbols in their nicks... #14598 | |
| Hey Chris, what are you going about bitch? #14599 | |
| I thought the Australian invasion ended... #14600 | |
| Apparently you're a moronic cocksucking flaming flooder. #14602 | |
| Hehehe, do you people actually make sense to eachother? Or is it just like a 'wow, we make words on cumputer, we good' sort of thing? #14603 | |
| Hehehehe, Chris would hate to be permanently banned. I mean, he only got spammed into coming here. It's always good to see a channel deigned soley for the purpose of 'having people in it', non? #14604 | |
| I... just wanted to say 'deigned'. #14605 | |
| They speak l33tsp33k. #14606 | |
| Hehehe, you know why it's hard to find people? #14610 | |
| Wouldn't that be fucking geeks? #14612 | |
| I prefer the title fucking geek... #14613 | |
| Stupid pseudo words. What is a tosser? Somebody who pukes a lot? Somebody who makes salads? #14617 | |
| Hehehehe, I'd attribute that quote to yourself after thirty years of sexual inadequacy? #14618 | |
| It's sad that you can't spell your own made up words. #14619 | |
| email is g00d. #14621 | |
| We'll explain the event further in the future. #14623 | |
| Really? I'd think that was just idle talk... #14624 | |
| Because how would the black market ever hope to have enough of a cross section of people to provide any transplants? #14625 | |
| China harvests organs from condemned criminals, IIRC... #14627 | |
| I hate you, Kenny. #14628 | |
| No, he's talking about the people in #fook. #14629 | |
| Because I'm a nice guy. #14631 | |
| Erm, I mean, I'm nice to people who are nice to me. #14632 | |
| Fuck you Halman, I'm the nicest fucking guy you'll ever meet. So go screw yerself, you shit eater. #14633 | |
| Like "ace, 3812ize me the 11 and the 92.38." #14634 | |
| Hmmm... should I send FOX a fan letter? Would that be obsessive or normal? #14635 | |
| Hmmm, we need a picture with James and Pepper together in it... #14636 | |
| "As you can see on the right menu bar, we have a hottie watching over Lanced.net I plan to add a hottie every week or so. I am gonna take a camera to work on the weekend, (I work at the Renaissance Festival on weekends, so lotsa cleavage and lotsa hotties)." I am *SOOOOO* sure that's illegal. #14637 | |
| Now, now, WCN did something stupider. They tried to compete with us. . #14638 | |
| I dunno, I have it set up so I type 'AceNet Board', and I'm there. #14641 | |
| That's because You-Know-What takes up everything you're not using. #14642 | |
| Eww, AOL. Oooh, will AOL tell you when Kerri is online? #14643 | |
| What if she doesn't have AOL Instant Messanger:~(? #14644 | |
| We should make available The Book of LOAF: Special Edition at the party. #14646 | |
| So you actually added her:o? #14648 | |
| Wow. You're my hero. #14649 | |
| Wait, what am I saying, I love him! But my hero would probably be someone else. #14650 | |
| But not Beth's Captain Johnny, our Captain Johnny. #14651 | |
| I added you, but you're not online. #14652 | |
| So who's ChrisReid1701? #14653 | |
| Does it warn you who's added you? #14654 | |
| Hey, look up AOL's people thing for KTolwyn. #14656 | |
| But I know she's real, because AOL wouldn't let me use her name. #14657 | |
| Because it could just be that you're stupid. #14659 | |
| That was me, man, years ago... #14662 | |
| LOAF1111: I visited them... but my 10 free hours were in 7th grade, IIRC, and the only person I ever ran into was somebody who'd just read End Run too... #14664 | |
| Erm, you know, Psych, you are wrong. #14665 | |
| That's probably why Raptor resents the term you used. #14667 | |
| I HATE YOUR ASS, BITCH! #14668 | |
| AHHH! WHAT WAS THAT? #14670 | |
| That's as crappy as the CIC's Chat Board:( #14671 | |
| AHH! There are different kinds:~( #14672 | |
| I'm the man. #14674 | |
| So Celina uses AOL too? #14675 | |
| SHe's all That is Hip, Smart, Hilarious, Sexy, Fun and Entertaining! #14681 | |
| What was the last bit of news@ mail you got? #14682 | |
| Okay. That was much earlier, though... #14683 | |
| Oh, I missed a great opertunity at the newsgroup #14684 | |
| I figure the perfect thing to stick in there would be Paladin's conversation with Blair in the WC movie... #14687 | |
| Ahh, I'll get it next time somebody accuses me of being God. #14688 | |
| I bid you all adieu, you've been a great audience... #14689 | |
| That was from The BOok of LOAF. #14691 | |
| If you want to start a fight, could we *PLEASE* argue about something else, because I'm tired of this one. I didn't mention that any of the other books (including the other movie books) pertain to anything else, so why single this one out? #14694 | |
| ENGLAND IS THE WORST PART OF THE UK. #14697 | |
| Because when somebody asks where he can get WC News, the last place to tell him to look is WCNews.com. #14700 | |
| "Where can I find the latest stock quotes?" "Try the WallStreet Journal." "YOU BASTARD! You think your fucking journal knows everything, don't you?" #14701 | |
| Gimme an C! Gimme an H! Gimme an R! Gimme an I! Gimme an S! Gimme a REID! CHRIS REID! Yay! #14702 | |
| Mythological bastard, actually... I am OROOS of Carthag! #14705 | |
| Live life to its fullest, and ignore the stupid people. By replying to this post, I'm breaking the second half. #14706 | |
| I'm a board, you're a board, this is not a board. #14707 | |
| My opinion is: I HATE CHRIS! Uberintelligent, little man. #14708 | |
| Yes! Screw you Bandit! Screw you for justifying your reasons for calling Cali-Guy a total Fucking Jack Ass! Screw you for telling the truth! Screw you for not coming up with a trollish retort like "Screw you"! #14711 | |
| Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... #14714 | |
| I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" #14715 | |
| Isn't it ironic, dontcha think... #14716 | |
| God damn that got me hotter than hell, post some more man!!! #14718 | |
| NOOOOOOOoooooooo.... #14719 | |
| Erm, but it has since been officialy recognized by the CridLOAF consortium that Wing Commander 4 takes place in 2673, and not 2672. #14720 | |
| And I foudn *SOMETHING EVEN SICKER* that he's done, to close off my comments. #14721 | |
| ChrisReidianity... #14722 | |
| Speaking of no respect, Chris did a bit of research (the DejaNews kind of research, not the DNA tracing kind), and we may have found just what's wrong with Cali... #14723 | |
| (Oh, I just needed a place to put this, so here it is. #14724 | |
| On the same day he posted a message to alt.sex.children commenting that a previously posted story "got me hotter than hell, post some more man!!!" #14726 | |
| Sick, but not the sickest thing of all. #14727 | |
| Later that day he posted to alt.games.x-wing requesting that someone help him find a new X-Wing editor. EWWW! He plays X-WING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. #14728 | |
| That should be his auto-greeet. #14729 | |
| We'll have more updates by tomorrow. #14730 | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna send them, I have everything set, I'm just slow. They'll be out before the end of the month, because if I don't get rid of them by then I don't know what I'll do with them. #14732 | |
| You go to hi sk00l, you don't have orientation. #14737 | |
| Oh... but don't you already know about high school? #14739 | |
| You have to have an ASs Blasting card? #14740 | |
| I'll bet Hades gets more mentions than ace in the book:( I think Hades is the most mentioned person. Or Chris #14741 | |
| The US isn't 60 miles accross. It's 75. #14742 | |
| I think I've discovered a trollproofer! #14746 | |
| It's funny, oh, you need the e-mail he sent me when I revealed that he posted to alt.sex.children #14747 | |
| Hehehehe, his spelling gets worse and worse as he descends into madness. #14748 | |
| But I *DID* write a cool poem. #14749 | |
| an I be Pikachu, the God of electricity and mice put together in a cute yellow package? #14750 | |
| That was fast. #14752 | |
| That's a neat trick. #14753 | |
| Greaaat, just who I was trying to escape. #14754 | |
| Erm, anyway, the Nephilim ships page looks really kickass. #14755 | |
| The newsgroup is usually way less hilarious, though. #14756 | |
| Yeah, you don't really get into those serious spelling classes until 4th grade. #14758 | |
| When he first posted I said we could have fun with him, and by golly we ARE having fun with him! #14759 | |
| That's because your opinion is 'Chris sucks'. #14760 | |
| If you, for some reason, think that you (a sex-needy child molesting X-Wing player) can just come in here and start insulting Chris and have no one disagree because it's your opinion, then you are WRONG... #14761 | |
| Oh, I seriously doubt you 'know' anything. #14762 | |
| Indeed I do, he's one of my best friends. #14764 | |
| Chris would never let you see his bregreade on the first date. #14765 | |
| Nothing lasts forever. Except the delicious taste of Elios frozen pizza. Mmmm, yeah! #14767 | |
| This was the most fun I had all 5:20-5:22PM! #14768 | |
| I'm kind of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the sense that I'd like to have seks with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I would if I were her. #14771 | |
| Hehehe, GNN stole WCHS' starfield... #14777 | |
| Hehehe... our hosting people got really pissed when we tried to put 400 megs of Academy realmovies while setting up the site. #14779 | |
| Oh, yeah, we almost lost the site then. #14780 | |
| Yeah... apparently you're supposed to tell them when you're expecting increased bandwith or something. #14781 | |
| They're not that nice. #14782 | |
| Oh my god! They killed Beth! #14783 | |
| All we put on is that little IF logo. #14787 | |
| Whacko is no more when kbs goes down. #14788 | |
| If anything I'd make it 127 instead of 125 so it fights exactly the same. #14791 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm not insulting you... unless you're trying to be insulted. #14793 | |
| BYYDO! YOU SUCK MORE ASS THAN A GIRLSCOUT! #14794 | |
| If I slept till noon I'd miss the morning traffic report:( #14795 | |
| * LOAF prods Chris #14796 | |
| Ahh, we just want to join your fleet thing <G> #14798 | |
| Yeah, just this morning I called Byyd a cocksucking superslut, and he didn't mind... he wasn't there, of course... #14799 | |
| He's a jerk-off and shouldn't be allowed to chat with us. Re-akick him. #14800 | |
| Hehe. Okay, we'll add the button... #14802 | |
| a dozen? We'll have more than that. #14804 | |
| Mmmkay, Chris, I added the logo to CIC-Orange and CIC-Blue. Hades can get Green later, I suppose. #14806 | |
| From now on I promise to never, ever believe that there's good in people. #14808 | |
| I already sold my soul to Mark Day, though, so you're out of luck on that score... #14810 | |
| Hehehe, they were his idea, actually... he's just not sure he can make a profit off of them. #14812 | |
| No, Byyd go tleft in, I think. #14813 | |
| Tre got left out:( #14815 | |
| Wow, the book works here. That's semi-disturbing. #14818 | |
| Say something in the other IRC, Chris, I'm scared:( #14819 | |
| Locke made... an ass of himself... at agwc a few months ago. But agwc has a tendancy to do that to people <G> #14824 | |
| Hehehe, Akkbar's just being Akkbar... #14826 | |
| Hehehe, the WCHS board was cool. It's still up. #14827 | |
| Well, the last posts are all frozen there on the server. #14828 | |
| I found part of the TCU a few weeks ago. #14830 | |
| I still have the glass cutter and suction cups from that time I tried to pretend to be one of those stuffed Garfields in someone's cars. #14831 | |
| Me, Chris, Byydo and lots of women. #14832 | |
| Wow, VERY scary mail from a Lanced.netian. #14833 | |
| Bad knews Hades:~( The LightSpeed Fine art got Bioforge+'d... #14835 | |
| Which at least means we don't have to deal with LSFA anymore. #14836 | |
| SciPubTech's stuff is very incredible. They do ST and SW stuff that's just amazing. #14837 | |
| I've got... five updates, should I have them be tommorrow? #14838 | |
| Neon Turtle Retribution Banter. #14839 | |
| Because some of the things go best together. #14841 | |
| I would have called whoever came in next a Racist. #14844 | |
| Hehehe, I used to work in a whorehouse. #14845 | |
| When I was in France I used to eat Miel Amis. Because they had a big ant on the box. Mmmm, ants, I thought, and bought them. I wish I could get them here:( #14846 | |
| Hey hades, I'll send you a WCDVD for a box of Miel Amis. #14847 | |
| Yeah. The only time I ever went to Italy was to go to Greece. #14848 | |
| Hehehe, just about how he loved the babes.net #14849 | |
| Oh, but really, Starlancer wasn't that impressive, was it? #14850 | |
| It looked like Privateer 2... #14851 | |
| Yeah, Lanced.net is late.always. #14852 | |
| Somebody's selling a Wing Commander Pen at Ebay, I want that. #14853 | |
| Hmmm... I should probably just get married at random, then whenever me and my wife have people over we can tell the story and I can go "Oh, well I don't believe in pre-marital dating! LOL!"... #14854 | |
| Hey, can we access people's passwords? #14856 | |
| We are producing a cut-away poster of the Tiger Claw which is the main ship in the Movie. The poster will be 24"x36" and will be printed in 5 colors on acid free archival paper stock. The scene will include the tiger claw and the fighter ships it carries as well as the Kilrathi fighters in a battle. #14858 | |
| I think that shows the major difference between you and I. I have good fashion sense... #14859 | |
| What'd be REALLY cool would be some of DA's models.... #14860 | |
| So I need somebody else to ask him a question. #14863 | |
| I can't find the address:/ Did I ever forward it to you? Wait. info@cinemasecrets.com #14864 | |
| "Hi! I'm interested in ordering your Wing Commander masks, but the 'order information' section of your web site is blank! How can I go about ordering these masks?" #14865 | |
| Bandit-o's was that cereal I used to market... before we changed the name to Crispy Shredded LOAF's. #14866 | |
| I had this idea, Byyd... what if we went to that Nuclear Power plant and melded ourselves into one super-flaming individual? #14868 | |
| Had, you don't have any friends or family, you don't need a network. They were all killed by the virus. #14869 | |
| Where's the address searching thing at networksolutions.com? #14870 | |
| Hehehehe, I love the SciPubTech page. It's so... kind. Extra!!! Since you took the time to read this page, here are sketches of the Defiant and a Klingon knife by way of thanks! At the bottom of their staff page. #14871 | |
| You'll get it soon. #14872 | |
| You might get it tomorrow. #14873 | |
| Will you have pictures of them tomorrow? #14876 | |
| I don't remember what I did on my SAT... I told you, Chris, what'd I get on my SAT? #14878 | |
| That sounds right. But why University of Washington:(? #14879 | |
| HmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmh #14881 | |
| 7The KKKolor Green #14885 | |
| That bitch! lets akick him. #14887 | |
| Stupid rats, I want to see little girls eating kittens. #14888 | |
| But they just made me more depressed, so I stopped. #14892 | |
| Wow, your doctor gave you joints? #14893 | |
| Nothing makes my joints feel better:( #14894 | |
| Then I could speak to Tre in German. And you'd be like all "AHH! Why can't I speak German?" #14900 | |
| The InterNet is full of st00pid people who think that the fact that they watch B5 makes them intelligent. There are millions of B5 CZs, due to that fact. #14901 | |
| What I hate is when I leave my IRC client on overnight while downloading something, and I look back and there's always somebody who came in at like 6am on Wednesday morning demanding to know why nobody's talking... #14902 | |
| Because if you don't know what something in the US is called, there's a 90% chance that it's called Reverend Martin Luther King. #14903 | |
| For example... | |
| <LittleGirl> Mommy, what's that cereal I really like? | |
| <Mommy> Oh, I don't know... Reverend Martin Luther King? | |
| <LittleGirl> Yeah! #14904 | |
| Yeah, if you're a fireman, it's your job to die. #14905 | |
| The rain in spain falls lightly on the flat. #14906 | |
| We should mail Inty-wad-ulma about his A-10 post... #14907 | |
| God dammit, Lanced.net's forum is annoying. #14911 | |
| Wow, that show with Chris in it is on USAm #14912 | |
| Oooh, Khris, Beth replied to you. #14913 | |
| "I had an awful boil, but I lanced.net'd it and now I'm better..." #14915 | |
| No, everything's a big text file. I'll send it to you soon. #14916 | |
| Then it will be a good birthday. Will we be able to do things like upgrade the links page? and the files page? #14917 | |
| It's not the 'next' Hellcat (as many people for some reason assume), it's the replacement for the Hellcat... #14918 | |
| F-109A (93), F-109S (117) & F-109B (125) #14919 | |
| My Gold Guide has a Gold picture on the back. #14921 | |
| Good as Gold? #14922 | |
| I n33d t0 r3s3t:( >>>>NOW<<<< #14923 | |
| Just as well, I didn't want a PeZ Ho in here anyway. #14924 | |
| Wow, I just hit 'Start', and then selected 'Shut Down', and them I turned my computer back on using the button. And when it got to my password screen, I typed my password. Then I turned on the ATI TV program, and set it to channel 13... And then I double clicked on mIRC. And when I logged on, I typed /msg nickserv identify password... and then I /joined #WingNut and #WCNews, except I typed WIngNut and WCNEws. #14925 | |
| Hades is the crayon-leader of South England. #14926 | |
| It didn't sound like he liked it. #14928 | |
| Friendly but serious accurately describes Primate. He is determined to eradicate the menace and sees everything in terms of the effort against the Confederation. He's been training since he was six, and when the Kilrahti war ended he was only gettnig started. Now he's channeled his energies toward the Confederation Aggressors. He follows those who lead by example, not by "charisma". #14931 | |
| Tex came up through the ranks by being a skilled pilot and has always impressed the "brass" with his abilities. Personally, however, he struggles daily to improve, never being satisfied with his current accomplishments. His attitude makes him somewhat unpopular among the rank and file, as the other pilots feel defesnive about their own skills when he denigrates his own. #14932 | |
| No, but $58 says there's a woman someone on the WCUE team will never date named Shanon Marx. #14934 | |
| I think she's in like another episode. #14935 | |
| If I had any respect for you then, it's gone now. #14937 | |
| Wow, we've had 10,000 hits? #14938 | |
| Wow, mycineton sucks:( #14939 | |
| I slayed him Byydo-style. #14941 | |
| I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. #14942 | |
| It's like I know, but I don't. #14944 | |
| That happened to me too, once... an intense wave of gamma radiation hit me and I COMPLETELY forgot what happened in Secret Ops. #14945 | |
| You're assuming because you don't know. You don't know because you didn't bother to read this thread, and you're wrong. #14947 | |
| Kevin Steinson, fictional college student taking a summer job in Origin's Q&A department, was so very distraught by you placing the blame for corporate descisions squarely on his shoulders that he jumped off of a building and killed himself and ruined a vintage in 1965 Mule. #14948 | |
| And that mule SHOULD have gone on to cure cancer! #14949 | |
| You should have told me you were doing that:( #14950 | |
| All I have to do is type 'hangup' and then 'dial', and it's instantaneous. #14951 | |
| Two Delances are not as good as none. #14952 | |
| No, I didn't know until somebody started talking about you reconnecting. #14953 | |
| Oh, no, I have no morals. #14955 | |
| Especially when Locke is involved;) #14956 | |
| Trelane hasn't programmed LOAFSearch yet. #14960 | |
| HCl never made sense to you? #14962 | |
| Hehehehe, he makes that same revelation over and over and over and over and over #14964 | |
| What about our son????? #14965 | |
| He's not a boy. #14966 | |
| You should add the part about the baby. #14967 | |
| Because that was a good line. #14968 | |
| <HadrianSick> GOD DAMNIT IM NOT A FUCKIN COCK SUCKING GAY!!!!!~ #14969 | |
| We call you gay all the time, but she wasn't that hot in STar Wars. #14972 | |
| Wasn't Diablo made when she was like 10? #14974 | |
| In the previous situation, Akkbar also has a 'hard drive'. #14976 | |
| really. I'm gonna slice that bastard. #14980 | |
| Well, yeah, but he emailed me from his mindspring account. #14981 | |
| Oh, you're Spooky friend is an asshole, Chris. #14983 | |
| But there will be more single player games. #14984 | |
| None yet, but they issued a thing saying they would be doing more in the future. #14985 | |
| Everybody stopped talking, and he left for #Wing-Commander. #14986 | |
| anlashoknab5 can be contacted via e-mail: alanchan@iname.com #14989 | |
| Brain screwed up worse. He said End Run takes place in 2668. #14991 | |
| Someday it'll be just you and I. #14993 | |
| :( #14994 | |
| Not you, Had. #14995 | |
| That depends, Had... When they find your bullet ridden corpse... perhaps your parents and maybe your brother will think that the price was high... But Chris will consider it cheap. #14996 | |
| Afterall, Senator Reid ALWAYS gets what he wants. #14997 | |
| Chris will naturally live in DC. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SENATORS LIVE. #14998 | |
| Did you see my flame yet? #14999 | |
| Megaron was a planet. #15000 | |
| I love you all, my Children. #15001 | |
| Only staff members and other people. #15002 | |
| EEEEEEK! What happened? #15003 | |
| SATIN! #15004 | |
| Yeah, what's that drug number? #15005 | |
| Akkbar would find a 99 fairly attractive... Although he's more familiar with 49ing... The four looks like a hand, right? #15006 | |
| God dammit, how long has this baseball game been in the 7th? #15007 | |
| Looks sort of like NAtalie Imbruglia, except with a chest. #15010 | |
| WE'RE ALL HERE. WE CAN DO THE THING WE DO! #15011 | |
| Byydo! Where do we go? #15012 | |
| I don't have anything better to do. Except I'm going to Busch Gardens next week. #15013 | |
| I'll bring something NEON. #15014 | |
| The Baltimore Oreos are our baseball team. #15015 | |
| You're lamer than a big... lame... #15017 | |
| Akkbar's into 49'ing. #15018 | |
| Yeah, the 4 looks like a hand, right? #15019 | |
| Oh, her, yeah, she's a #Wing-Commander. I don't affiliate with them. #15022 | |
| SHE FLIES A HELICOPTER. How much closer to being a WC fan can you get? #15023 | |
| Oh, yeah, tre just knew. He has a poster. #15025 | |
| It could be worse. He could subscribe to eBay magazine. #15027 | |
| But *MY* opinion is the opinion of GOD, so it's not an OPINION, it's a FACT. #15028 | |
| The Jeffersons moved on up. They were pretty black. #15029 | |
| I'm pretty fly, for a LOAF-pie. #15030 | |
| I bet I know what that's in response to. #15032 | |
| Hurrah! Hurrah for Hadrian! #15033 | |
| That sounds like a wonderful line from a wonderful song... Suicide is a type of homicide, Suicide is a type of homicide, Don'tcha know I love you baby! Suicide is a type of homicide! #15035 | |
| It'd be nice if Lanced.net were in Italy... then it could be Lanced.it #15036 | |
| Anyway, I didn't want to say it with Had around, but the graphics look good. #15039 | |
| Oh. You should, they're funny. #15040 | |
| Awww, you're actually disgusted by them? #15041 | |
| Hehehe, well if you really want to we can start a Starlancer site and beat them. #15042 | |
| Hehehe, they won't die on their own, whatever DA's plan for them is was decided long before they were actually made into a site. #15043 | |
| Anyway, I don't see whats wrong with them getting some credit with DA... not that they deserve it, but we can't have everything <G> #15047 | |
| But it's not like it hurts us... #15048 | |
| But I digress, because I think Lanced.net (Official Slogan: "We get a quarter of our hits from the CIC") would be a good sentance. #15049 | |
| Hehehe, people like that sort of thing. And I'll spell their URL wrong. Or stick in a 'mailto:' at the front or something. #15051 | |
| No, he counts *ALL* of the pagehits. #15055 | |
| Every time somebody reloads the CZ, every subpage... all as one hitcount. #15056 | |
| And then Chris pointed out that he'd gotten like 10 hits and he went loco. #15058 | |
| Talked to him earlier... #15059 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, the WCA-RPG is going to break away from the Aces. #15063 | |
| Which further dooms them...<G> #15064 | |
| Hmmm, people keep asking about the encyclopedia and the timeline. I should post saying that they're definately going to be ready so I can't weasel out at the last minute. #15065 | |
| Hehehe, UT isn't going to be that much of a change. #15068 | |
| I'll be able to transfer files faster, and I'll be able to visit Origin to see Privateer Online in the works more easily. #15069 | |
| Hehehe, 13 hours a week, not a day. #15071 | |
| 12 is the lower you can have... 20 is the highest, I think. #15072 | |
| and I *PROMISE* I'll beat the crap out if Inty if he ever visits Austin. #15074 | |
| What the | |
| <fuck> is up with these popsicle commercials? #15078 | |
| "Eyes Wide Shut. Stanley Kubricks final movie. Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. AND THE LAST TWO HAVE SEX A LOT IN THE MOVIE." would be a better ad campaign. #15079 | |
| Do you HAVE a giant iron? #15081 | |
| Well, I thought about the Mobile Infantry. Say something with "Zygoma Beach" in it. #15082 | |
| Very very few of their updates have anything to do with Starlancer. I like the other site... #15083 | |
| Hehe, the TCS Washington is a carrier. Doomsday was assigned there as a Rapier squadron CO... #15084 | |
| How do you spell referrals? #15085 | |
| I dunno, one of the people on that list I don't mind so much... #15086 | |
| Really, what is Psych talking about? #15087 | |
| Yeah, Wizzy's site. Wizzy mixed them up. #15088 | |
| Ahhh, don't bug me about spelling. #15089 | |
| Hehehehehe, yeah, they take themselves very seriously for a group that doesn't take themselves seriously. #15091 | |
| Yeah... we've been getting... about 1100 unique hits a day? Is that right Chris? #15093 | |
| I mean, like, SuperWTF? #15094 | |
| It's not in dev right no:/ They're working on Privateer Online. #15095 | |
| * LOAF puts on the mask of Zorro #15096 | |
| Yeah. They tried WCOL, but it didn't work out... so they're doing just Privateer. #15097 | |
| Yeah... well, there's a new novel coming out in a month, I'm most excited about that. #15098 | |
| It's for egotistical SOB's who want to look kewl to computer people. #15099 | |
| WCOL would have been with you serving for Confed or th Kilrathi as well as being a Privateer #15100 | |
| Gene Tang is impossible:( #15102 | |
| "The fools blame HIM for the loss of the Arizona! He will never fly a fighter again..." #15104 | |
| You do so use my jokes. Like how sometimes I add 'Knight' after my name for fun. I've never done it before, but I was going to in the future if I'd thought of it and if it were actually funny. #15106 | |
| Hehehe, I apologized to that KKKNJ guy, and he didn't even bother to reply, I don't feel bad about hating him now. #15107 | |
| How do they look? Great great or Jibbo's Sitting Next to me Great? #15109 | |
| Now they're going to beat up a kindly old man and his mean little boy. And I couldn't be happier! #15113 | |
| Anything that starts off "Here goes Chris!" is odd. #15115 | |
| Want me to put it in the queue? #15116 | |
| I've got a few updates for tomorrow already. #15117 | |
| I just need those pictures from Private Hadryan. #15118 | |
| Because he said that he'd have his Digital Camera tonight. #15119 | |
| Pingo Pango Pongo. #15121 | |
| We're having trouble with LOAF: The Movie, though. Casting difficulities. #15123 | |
| He calls himself Trash-Can, what do you expect? #15124 | |
| I spoke to an old friend of mine a while ago, he's trying to do a Kilrathi campaign for WCP... And it just so happens that he's come into posession of a copy of MED... #15126 | |
| Johnny, but I digress... #15127 | |
| info@showscan.net -- why haven't we ever tried that? #15128 | |
| Lanced.net dissed us. #15129 | |
| No, for the Ride People #15130 | |
| I've tried to respond in a silly manner. But they wouldn't stop, so we just started insulting them today instead of just responding. #15131 | |
| Dash it, I'm tired of waiting for my dorm info. #15132 | |
| I need to know where to have my copy of Pilgrim Stars sent. #15133 | |
| JA2 may be a great game... #15135 | |
| We're not scrubs out here.... #15137 | |
| No, he was a superjerk. #15140 | |
| I haven't checked the Space Sim Newsgroup since I got my new computer #15141 | |
| Derek is very Smart. #15142 | |
| I mean, NO ONE would have bought his game had it not been for his bitching. #15143 | |
| Yeah, I used to not like Vanhecke, or Delance. #15147 | |
| What's the space sim newsgroup called? #15149 | |
| Edward Pang was an unremarkable man who met with an unremarkable end. #15150 | |
| My God, csipcgs is scary... #15151 | |
| Yo, C. #15152 | |
| I was wondering when we'd start sending manned missions to Cydonia. #15153 | |
| Wow. It suddenly hit me, I understand it now. #15154 | |
| Privateer Online. #15155 | |
| Yeah, good thing we didn't call it the Combat Undergrade Network Transferpoint like we originally wanted to... #15156 | |
| Well, there's nothing *AT* Blue, all the interesting stuff is on my hard drive. #15157 | |
| And even when I upload it, none of the links in the index are attached anyway. #15158 | |
| He stays on an island with some woman to breed pokemon. #15159 | |
| No, Misty is still there as of now. #15160 | |
| Hehehehehe, he's banned because he's an a-hole. #15163 | |
| There's, of course, no way in hell of this ever happening. #15164 | |
| I don't think Byydo has *admin* access, just moderator status. #15165 | |
| Notice Oh, I actually need you to go to LMGuild. #15168 | |
| You should turn autoinvite back on. #15169 | |
| Did Delance tell anybody about the #s-c secret thing <G>? #15170 | |
| http://members.xoom.com/EagleSecret/ #15172 | |
| Tis FREAKY-WEIRD #15173 | |
| It's moreover hilarious. #15175 | |
| It's a cult of personality. #15176 | |
| I don't know what a cult of personality is, but I'm betting it's this. #15177 | |
| THey're not WingNuts, they're... ewww, I don't know. #15179 | |
| It's way sicker than my Xoom site. #15180 | |
| Sarah Michelle Geller and TV's Felicity going at it for like six hours? #15181 | |
| Now... this cannot get back to us... #15183 | |
| So the story must be that Psych found it? #15184 | |
| We have discovered... a certain site... that we believe the TC would do great things with... #15191 | |
| However, we don't want anyone to know that we gave it to them <G> #15192 | |
| It will make you look good to have found it. #15195 | |
| Which youn found accidently. #15198 | |
| Because such things cannot be traced back to us, for our sources would know they were comprimised. #15199 | |
| Are they measuring hits? Mabye they saw all the hits... #15202 | |
| Anyway, I'm sure you'll find something constructive to do with this information... #15203 | |
| One of them is. VERY scary. #15204 | |
| You just *KNOW* they won't find that body... #15205 | |
| Hehehehe, I'm worried enough that you'll kick my ass in Austin... #15206 | |
| Wow, the killfile really works in cgspies #15208 | |
| No, not Delance... I don't trust him entirely... #15211 | |
| Hehehehe, or just get it and send it directly to Eagle now. #15213 | |
| Or maybe we should just make our own book. #15214 | |
| Wow, I think I'm gonna beat my posting record on Friday. #15217 | |
| David Swofford went to A&M:( Chris should prolly deal with him from now on. #15218 | |
| Well, I want to see them, and I'm updating. #15219 | |
| Nah. I didn't say anythign bad. #15221 | |
| Oh, not why to you, it never fails, I update and then I get more news in the mail. #15223 | |
| Hey Chris, check the cic. #15224 | |
| Fan projects are unusually common these days. Yes, there are still fans:P #15227 | |
| Rock is a jerk. #15228 | |
| I'm moving to Texas in... 28 days? Something like that. #15230 | |
| It's like FRED except really really complex and with a less stupid, more boring name. #15233 | |
| Hehehe, the Pokemon commercials are SOO MEAN. #15234 | |
| And they squash a pile of them with a pinball table to make Pokemon Pinball. #15236 | |
| We killed of *THAT* conversation. #15237 | |
| Well, that too, but it's time for me to go to bed. #15238 | |
| God? God is the biggest bitch of them all. #15239 | |
| Had has Hadux, and he got it at 777 Had Way. #15240 | |
| Byydo is dull and I'm responsible. #15243 | |
| We're a comic duo. We play lounges and such... #15244 | |
| Say something dull, Byydo. #15245 | |
| And we should always recycle, to protect the environment! #15246 | |
| Goodnight, Godbless and... I don't know, something else that starts with G. Gag on some soup. #15247 | |
| Their catalog was like that. It used to say Kilrathi in some places and Kelrathai in others, but they've 'corrected' it... #15249 | |
| But I want to get those masks, because I think it'd be cool to get all the movie stuff and take a big picture of it. #15250 | |
| Yeah... I should get a job... #15251 | |
| We can order them in bulk for less, but we have to spend more than 200. #15252 | |
| Yeah, the jobs we can get at this age are terribly sucky. #15253 | |
| Oh, I had an odd CIC related dream. #15255 | |
| We were on Leno talking about the CIC and he yelled at me and they cut our part... #15256 | |
| I probably shouldn't watch Leno again, because he was so mean to me. #15257 | |
| Well, I got up a few hours ago to watch the news, but I just re-got-up. #15258 | |
| I updated my web site this morning, too. http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/klhfan/index.html #15259 | |
| Wow, that sucks. I haven't had any problems yet... #15261 | |
| Hey Hades, we got to promote the CIC on Leno. #15262 | |
| But he was mean and kicked me off. #15263 | |
| If I load my TV program, which is 'always on top'... and I load replayer, which is 'always on top'... Which one wins? #15265 | |
| I use both for porn-related activities. #15266 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF gives Trelane a crossbow. Use it well. #15267 | |
| Because, hey, there's no such thing as a night bagel. #15268 | |
| Had looks like a Dolosian. #15271 | |
| Hurrah! DAMMIT! I've traded :~('s for the word hurrah! I wish I could get rid of everything except the <G> #15272 | |
| You can Kilrathi Saga my Action Stations. (KS my AS) #15273 | |
| What was Chris' good WC joke? #15274 | |
| WOw, that was a good joke. #15275 | |
| Okay... a few things... o The yellow tubes coming out of his crotch? o Why does that woman look just like him? o What's that part at the top with the white goo on his face? o Did he graduate in Hawaii? I think the yellow tubes are the gayest part, though. #15277 | |
| !LOAFSearch Kremlin #15278 | |
| !LOAFSearch As you like it #15280 | |
| !LOAFSearch There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... #15281 | |
| This is the most brilliant thing ever. #15282 | |
| Byyd's hilarious #15283 | |
| So it'll play the first quote, then the second, then the third, then the fourth. #15284 | |
| Chris: the problem with the script was that when you search for Akkbar it had to go through hundreds of Akkbar introduced phrases. #15287 | |
| I guess I should say more about Honeycomb. #15288 | |
| Erm, well you know what I mean. #15289 | |
| Wow, thankyou #15291 | |
| !LOAFSearch brock #15293 | |
| I've been wearing these pyjamas for days:~( #15294 | |
| What if you reverse the speed of the universe? #15295 | |
| Yeah, way to go, Tre, making an evil program. #15296 | |
| Wow, The Pug just came in. #15297 | |
| How goes it? #15298 | |
| We're all bored... #15299 | |
| That mission is a pain in the Action Stations... #15301 | |
| You know, I often have only a minute or so to go from visiting with my Friends to being in South Korea... #15302 | |
| Like Canadian armor except rechargable? #15305 | |
| No one likes Epees. Although they look nice. #15306 | |
| I don't like the particle/mass driver combo on the Saber. #15307 | |
| Hehehe. The BEARCAT is a pain to aim with. #15309 | |
| These headphones are cool. They have a little bendy microphone in front, and I folded it into my mouth so I can hear myself breathing... #15312 | |
| Wow, I hope she doesn't ask about JA2. #15313 | |
| It's a script... it's stuff I've said. #15315 | |
| Yeah, the problem is that there's probably all this embarassing stuff I've said when I didn't like you people. #15316 | |
| Most of them aren't funny:~( #15317 | |
| Hehehehe, it's full of facts AND exciting information. #15318 | |
| Hey, I believe you, but the book doesn't. And the book is law. #15319 | |
| Now, now, play nice children. And by children I mean Mav_^. #15320 | |
| I don't usually spell your name right. #15321 | |
| You've seen my head before:P #15323 | |
| When I was younger I once got stopped by the police because they thought I'd been buying cigarettes... Erm, but what they thought were cigarettes were WC:CCG starters. #15324 | |
| My theory is that crap tastes good. #15325 | |
| But what if shit tastes good. Then tasting like shit would be a good thing. #15327 | |
| As in "Wow, mom, this dinner really tastes like shit!" #15328 | |
| Mayhaps you should disable it? #15331 | |
| Yeah, whenever there's something there's a lot of in it, it makes Chris pause. #15332 | |
| Nah, they're Rapier II's, they're very new. It's just nice how they bothered to make a distinction in WC1... #15335 | |
| Some guy tried it on several VCRs;0 #15336 | |
| Hehe, I'm pretty sure its you. #15338 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, I saw your long lost family at the grocery store earlier. #15339 | |
| He's on ICQ and not here soemtimes. #15340 | |
| Scarier than *MY* picture:(? #15341 | |
| Hmmm, that's a good idea, Khris. #15345 | |
| I can be a CIC Affiliate. #15346 | |
| And yet he still fries. #15347 | |
| Oh, that's the Wyeller Dome, Marina Complex 1A. #15348 | |
| Because it's hip to be Linux. #15349 | |
| Shut up, Gene. #15350 | |
| I like how WC killed off all the minorities. #15351 | |
| I don't see how they're not listening to us. #15353 | |
| Unless you want them to magically create games instantly. #15354 | |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar playing with Winona Ryder. #15355 | |
| I thought it was cool. #15356 | |
| I'm going to say that to lots of people. #15357 | |
| Erm, but I thought it was funny. #15358 | |
| WHat'd they offer you? #15361 | |
| Are you lying about being doped up on truth serums? #15363 | |
| Wow, that's what they offered Lanced.net. #15364 | |
| But Starlancer is in beta now, and I don't think Lanced.net has it yet... #15367 | |
| Yeah... very sad. #15368 | |
| At least Origin didn't employ anybody to get a WC site set up for them... #15369 | |
| Yeah. That's like Bill Gates asking you to do a Starlancer site. #15370 | |
| Hey, I'm all about twat. #15371 | |
| <Delance> I asked a girl with how many she had gone to bed, and she understood with how many she had made out.. #15372 | |
| <Delance> so she went like 1,2,3,4,5, lost my count #15373 | |
| <Bandit_LOAF> Why the hell are you asking a girl how many guys she's fucked? #15375 | |
| <Delance> don't you americans ask about people's sexual history? #15377 | |
| We can blow the lid off the industry. #15379 | |
| We have UseNet posts of Lanced.net bragging about how they're employed by DA, too. #15380 | |
| Chris probably has the log where we suck Neil Young's | |
| <dick> #15382 | |
| Being gay isn't a 'choice', it's just something that happens to people. #15385 | |
| Eagle is *always* gay. #15386 | |
| Eagle = Berdos! #15388 | |
| Tre fucking rules! #15390 | |
| So basically... What we want to do... Is install Linux... And then install a Windows emulator... And when we set up that Windows emulator, all we'll probably actually do is install a Gameboy Emulator and play Pokemon. #15392 | |
| Oh, it was a dream, but it was photorealistic. Chris remembers, he was there. #15394 | |
| I've been having strange dreams lately:( #15395 | |
| When he leaves, we shall mourn his passing with a funeral. #15396 | |
| I can't wait till Gene Roddenberry's Microsoft Windows 2000 comes out... #15398 | |
| I dunno, they let me get WC books quickly. #15400 | |
| That's a script. #15401 | |
| He didn't really say that. #15402 | |
| Dammit, I know that one is in there. #15403 | |
| Kittens give Morbo gas. #15404 | |
| !LOAFSearch private dick #15405 | |
| Set up a second computer... #15407 | |
| And make it the LOAFServer. #15408 | |
| Yes. I want to see it... for the plot. #15410 | |
| I do, but it's nto interesting enough for The Book. #15411 | |
| I was *BEFORE THE HYPE*, I was screwing around with Tarzan's long BEFORE THE RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS. #15413 | |
| You know, the Tarzan toy that moved its arms like it was jerking off. #15414 | |
| Because I'm an idiot, possibly. #15417 | |
| I fixed that already. #15418 | |
| Dash. Maybe I meant .net. Lemme look it up again... #15419 | |
| No, I meant.com, hmmm, it's right here on the catalog... #15420 | |
| You're not going to go see EWS tomorrow:(? #15421 | |
| Nicole Kidman has a really great pair of plots. #15422 | |
| I *WAS* going to go eat lunch... #15424 | |
| But then I got into some blue stuff, and I'm working on that now. #15425 | |
| People haven't really come to an agreement on that one... it's been everything from offensive to the French to orientals... #15426 | |
| Wow, I haven't gotten a comp.whatever.space-sim post all day. #15429 | |
| Hmmm, I still find it very disturbing that Bob Hope won't retire for another 155 years. #15432 | |
| Hehehe, just buy an area 4 and crack it. That's what I did! Except without the area 4, and without the cracking. #15433 | |
| I don't know what sepll deferens is, it may be teleport. #15434 | |
| Yeah, CIC members don't need to fight... #15436 | |
| Which is why very few people are invited to be CIC staff members. #15437 | |
| Hey Hades, Kris Vanhecke says he already got his WC dvd... #15438 | |
| Hehehe, he ordered five days ago. #15439 | |
| DVDBoxOffice has a distribution place in the UK, he says. #15440 | |
| I'm going to go see Eyes Wide Shut... For the plot... #15441 | |
| But I did see Eyes Wide Shut and find some cold pizza in a car. #15442 | |
| All in all, a satisfying evening. #15443 | |
| Hehehe, it was really good... but not in the h0t seks kind of good, in the 'wow, that's a good movie' kind of good... #15444 | |
| No, you can't see penis <G> #15445 | |
| Hehehe, the only problem was that the audience sucked high levels of ass... #15446 | |
| I personally outgrew the 'Hahahahahaahaha! A BAD WORD!' thing in 3rd grade, I believe... #15447 | |
| Anyway, I don't know where the pizza came from (the box just said 'Pizza' on it), but it was pretty dashed good... #15448 | |
| Hehehe, my dads. Samcat(tm) and I ran into him and Bee_Czar at the theater and I went home with them. And there was a pizza in the back seat. #15449 | |
| At least you're using them for good, I guess. #15451 | |
| I feel all warm and fuzzy. I have a fuzzy shirt on. #15452 | |
| The same Byydo who masterminded the iceberg plan to sink the Titanic. #15454 | |
| Here's an Idea for the Next WC offical game series. How about this you are Kilrathi pilot fighting the scum of Confed and you work your way up through the ranks of the Kiltrathi command and you get honors from Thrakoff and the Emporer. what do you think cool or not. #15455 | |
| Looks like there's good stuff to update today, I think it'll break my record. #15457 | |
| Yeah. Nothing important, but there's enough to beat 107... #15458 | |
| The index is delayed by like an hour. #15459 | |
| Hehehe, it's not really a $1 End Run, is it? #15460 | |
| I'm gonna set up my 3DO with my TV card so I can play on my computer... #15461 | |
| Next week, actually, to get shots for the encyclopedia. #15462 | |
| Yeah, lets do that. #15464 | |
| I'm talking about coke too. #15465 | |
| Ineed. That's what school is like in the US. You should move here, Hades. #15468 | |
| There, posted to the driving tickets thread. #15470 | |
| If you wait until you're legally old enough to do so, you'll probably stop getting tickets for 'driving'. #15471 | |
| ace was having that party... He probably went to that. #15472 | |
| Conspiracy people supersuck. #15476 | |
| Heyy Johnny... you didn't per chance... archive... any ship spec data you might have had? #15477 | |
| Oh, just... thinking that such information might be usefull... #15479 | |
| Yeah, she wouldn't go out with me either... #15480 | |
| Oh, note to Trelane, make it so it just works with ops... #15484 | |
| Whatshisname isn't a civilian, he's the son of the president. #15488 | |
| Hehehe, the secret service watch ex-presidents, don't they? #15489 | |
| Yeah, bootleg hotdogs... I went to a baseball(tm) game, and hotdogs cost like a third as much outside. #15491 | |
| I guess Chris is here... #15492 | |
| DO NOT LOAFSEARCH LOAF! IT KILLS CHRIS! #15493 | |
| Parade magazine called me 'hilarious'. Except they spelled it wrong and called me 'Princess Diana'. And instead of hilarious it was about how I died in a car accident. #15494 | |
| I'm not-so-sanitry right now, it was frickin hot at the baseball(tm) game and Ihaven't washed since... #15495 | |
| Wow, that sounds like Intywadulumu. #15496 | |
| I was sort of avoiding this thread, because I hate explaining it, but I figure I should once for the record... #15497 | |
| Wing Commander I & II get the measurements exactly right. When you target a nav bouy, the distance given is in kilometers... but during a dogfight the number is in meters. This isn't just me rambling, the designations 'km' and 'm' are given in the earlier games (WC1, WC2, WCA and possibly Privateer). Later days just give a number, and it should be assumed that the same system is in order... #15498 | |
| targeted a capital ship, or am doing any sort of maneuvering, I'm actually moving much slower (because of the fact that it will take fuel to change my direction, or in the case of capital ships because there's no external fuel for me to pick up). Plus, although my ship may be able #15500 | |
| to move at thousands of kilometers per second, *I* cannot concievably react in combat at that speed... so speeds during combat are in meters #15501 | |
| per second or faster. A good example of such is the atmosphere missions in Wing III and IV. #15502 | |
| My ship is *NOT* travelling at 500 km per second through Kilrah's atmosphere, but rather an equivalent speed that will feel the same #15503 | |
| Oh, Johnny said he'd send me some missing ship specs, I listed a bunch that I need... I figure yall need them too... #15505 | |
| Did you see my fan art contest idea? #15506 | |
| Shit, that's good. #15507 | |
| http://www.earth-netone.com/PeterTelep/pilgrimstarpt.jpg #15508 | |
| The aces-fighter one sucks, but the current one is nice. #15509 | |
| Nah, I don't care that much. Unless they pick the Ace's one. #15510 | |
| It's a 'fan' site for Starlancer/Freelancer that Microsoft set up. #15511 | |
| Microsoft offered them betas and such in exchange to set up a site... #15512 | |
| We were *TRYING* to joke around, but stupid people didn't see that, so we stopped. #15513 | |
| Well, it was fairly obvious. #15515 | |
| You know, no matter how well you teach Anokiiwin, he's going to end up being Darth Vader anyway. #15517 | |
| Dalekkk is a kkkultured kkkanadian, and he probably doesn't kkkare:~( #15518 | |
| He's an egotistical-superjerk like rock. #15519 | |
| You've been looking for an excuse to cremate something all week. #15520 | |
| Although I've gotten a lot of mail addressed to me this week... #15521 | |
| Star-Wars Suck-O-Meter: HIGH #15524 | |
| I... like... O-meters... if I were Irish, my name would be O'Meter. #15525 | |
| Yope, yope, I'm so dope! #15526 | |
| And attach to eachother so I can make 2654 or 2313 or whatever. #15529 | |
| Wow, I probably wouldn't give it to you, though. #15531 | |
| And they should be about as high as a banner ad. #15533 | |
| Hmmm, make them higher, 75 pixels. #15534 | |
| Andorrans aren't real, like Leprachauns and the elderly. #15535 | |
| No, I think it's the newest one, it's like them as teenagers (Ambigua-boys) #15536 | |
| But it was like the background about JKF Jr., I'm hoping they rerun it tomorrow. #15538 | |
| Why don't you travel to the edge of the solar system, and grab me a copy of the ten o'clock news when it reaches there? #15539 | |
| Chris, re: conversation with Delance, do you *actually* want Steltek specs or are you just messing up Delance? #15540 | |
| Yeah, the Steltek gun isn't really that great, the only thing about it is that it has the ability to destroy the Steltek Drone. #15542 | |
| Anyway, I think I'll spend a few days away from the newsgroup, maybe it'll chance a bit... #15543 | |
| Oh, that's not just Niven, it's also a base on Ghorah Khar. #15544 | |
| Yeah, it's getting kind of long... #15545 | |
| AND YET YOU STILL DO! #15547 | |
| Hey, Hades, you noticed that I'd updated earlier, right? #15548 | |
| Wow, that CIC banner thing has some cool banners in it. #15549 | |
| Anyway, now that he's presumed dead, I've put in my application for sexiest man in america... #15550 | |
| Hehehe, he probably just flew away to some deserted island and threw luggage out the window to make them think he was dead. #15551 | |
| The man who invented Linux must be rolling over in his grave. #15553 | |
| Linus from Peanuts, right? #15554 | |
| Yep. That blanket represented open source ideology, apparently. #15555 | |
| Naked monopoly. #15558 | |
| I guess we're not dope enough for Wizzy:( #15559 | |
| What's up, peoples? #15560 | |
| I mean, until Sarah Michelle Geller makes the move into pr0n, I can't imagine a better movie being made... #15561 | |
| I've got more from that Richard Bowden guy, too, he creeps me out. #15563 | |
| Erm, but before that there was lots of info about it. #15567 | |
| Erm, and during the test there's going to be more news than we can handle:O #15568 | |
| Yeah. But usually you post more than 16 messages per day. #15569 | |
| Yeah, I'm sort of hoping he won't come back. #15572 | |
| I don't want to listen to you complain about how UO doesn't work until you get UO. #15577 | |
| Well, the highly anticipated poll results are in: apparently 40.69 % of people firmly believe that Tolwyn was wrong to rescue the Tarawa in End Run... #15578 | |
| Hades isn't giving you UO. You should go buy UO. #15579 | |
| Mustn't strangle... Hadrian... until he teaches how to make polls ourselves... #15580 | |
| He's utterly wrong, but I like him or her. #15584 | |
| Oh, I went to Venice too, which was in Italy, it rocked. #15586 | |
| Blair Witch Project is about the county I live in. #15587 | |
| You're a regular Kevin Sporsticke... #15590 | |
| END, END DAMN YOU ALLY MCBEAL. #15591 | |
| I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS A LOT. #15594 | |
| I haven't watched *ANY* of them on DVD yet, actually:( #15595 | |
| If I find a used one, I'm not selling it:( #15596 | |
| I could have her picture tatooed on me and streak. #15598 | |
| Hey Byyd, want to go to the Air and Space museum with me? We can get on the news... #15599 | |
| Ben reminds me of me. Because I have a shirt like that. #15600 | |
| Yeah, it knows where I live. #15601 | |
| Teach him to base a book on me. #15602 | |
| Chris, do whatever he tells you to. #15604 | |
| A kid 'defecated in the pool' and killed someone. #15607 | |
| It has to be in the closed caption, though. #15609 | |
| But I usually turn them off so I can see reporters breasts. #15610 | |
| #Gothic is a really boring place where sex hungry teenagers can vent their frustrations. #15613 | |
| Street Fighter was kind of like Apocalypse Now! for people who aren't good at comparing things. #15617 | |
| I can't find Tang's porn posts:( #15618 | |
| I'd rather be remembered for being LOAF rather than the character I played all those years on 'Bob's Garage'. #15619 | |
| Did Tang have an older email address? #15620 | |
| Anybody know his name in 1996? #15622 | |
| Yeah... she's usually on the morning news... but sometimes she's on at night... #15623 | |
| Onion rings are okay, if you take the onion part out and just eat the ring. #15624 | |
| I'll be hanging out with a friend I met in a bar in boston in an hour. In an hour and a half I'll go to the bar. #15625 | |
| My Friend Monica is worried about how she'll never meet anybody. #15626 | |
| I always thought it promoted underage sex. #15627 | |
| If you want to ban him, wait for him to leave and then ban him. #15633 | |
| But lets be nice to him for now, he's not a bad person. #15634 | |
| But he's not *THAT* bad. He's an okay guy. #15636 | |
| But he's not on the NG right now. He's being good. #15637 | |
| Lets just ban him after he leaves tonight... #15639 | |
| That works too. And it's less mean. #15640 | |
| I'm sure he's gotten the point by now:P #15642 | |
| Oh. Well, I'm not *HAPPY*, but I'm okay <G> Erm, but I dunno why I'm defending Pang. #15643 | |
| Mmmkay, thanks. I was just tired of Delance harassing me about the list. #15645 | |
| I was not planning to send more msgs, you can just close the window #15646 | |
| Oh, it'll be fine, very exciting. #15647 | |
| You ever think about doing a convention again? #15648 | |
| I did stop posting the Dragon thing b4 that #15649 | |
| How's non-WC stuff? #15650 | |
| I'll probably be living in Austin. #15651 | |
| FOX GOES APE THIS CHRISTMAS.... #15654 | |
| No specifics just yet, but 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment will release the highly anticipated box set of "The Planet of the Apes" films on DVD in time for Christmas, including the documentary "Beyond the Planet of the Apes" narrated and hosted by Roddy McDowell. More details when they arrive.... #15655 | |
| How's Green coming? #15658 | |
| Hades did a bad bad thing. #15660 | |
| Trelane is wonderful in bed with other men. #15662 | |
| There are now 14 episodes of MASH on every day. #15663 | |
| Wow, they said 'Sol Sector' on MASH. Actually I think they said Seoul Sector, but it sounded the same. #15664 | |
| Well, for the first time in American history. The Russians have had female mission commanders since the 60s... #15668 | |
| It's pretty much the same as all those tv shows that are just like it. #15669 | |
| The episode of MASH that's the same as the live episode of ER except good... #15670 | |
| You're a Canadrian, you can't ahve the NASA channel. #15671 | |
| I was laughing non stop for their 638 hour marathon of people sitting in mission control testing things. #15672 | |
| Also, I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE. . #15673 | |
| Oh, yeah, that is so great!!!!! #15674 | |
| Shut up, Gene. #15675 | |
| I find the soothing sounds of tribbles fascinating. #15676 | |
| Maybe... I'm just wondering how he is and such... I haven't talked to him since the movie came out... #15678 | |
| How did he take the movie? Will he be able to do more film stuff in the future? #15679 | |
| Hehehe, understandable, they're keeping that one well hidden... #15680 | |
| The Neutron Star from Neutron Star is a Neutron Star. #15682 | |
| http://www.earth-netone.com/mpeiniger.htm At least that one has a ship that exists for Pilgrim Stars. #15684 | |
| I don't even know what you're talking about, so I'll say SIX. Because SIX sounds like SEX and SEX sells, so SIX must sell too. #15686 | |
| And the question is... "What year did 1984 take place?" #15687 | |
| Erm, the Broadsword has four torpedoes in underwing racks on the wings, and four FF's under the fuselage. #15689 | |
| Didn't you notice that day Boston smelled funny, Byyd? #15690 | |
| Wow, that's the sort of thing I can tell my grandchildren. If my grandchildren are freaks who enjoy hearing about really really boring things, that is. #15692 | |
| Byydo, you're fucking high. #15693 | |
| Oh, and now I'm going to have to buy Hanes underwear *AND* Diet Doctor Pepper. One of them tastes more like regular, but I'm not sure which. #15694 | |
| I guess we should have a funeral for Brain. #15695 | |
| I wonder how he'll use that 21 dollars. If he were here, he'd tell us. A lot. #15696 | |
| Heh, I've been accused of being in a trenchcoat mafia. Probably because of the trenchcoat. And the semi-automatic weapons. And the pipebombs. #15697 | |
| Well, agwc got its money worth from you today... #15699 | |
| * Bandit_LOAF mixes a sniper rifle with SX Glory. #15700 | |
| Wow, this movie with the woman from StarShip Troopers looks h0t. #15701 | |
| Stop drying to show off your /quit. #15703 | |
| HReid #15705 | |
| Did Ricki Lake just talk to you? #15706 | |
| What should it ahve been:(? #15707 | |
| Put it at the YOPE! zone. #15709 | |
| Wow, is Noel going to have sex with the artist guy to get back at Felicity? #15710 | |
| Wizzy's gay ass chat zone. #15711 | |
| My license plate holder says "LOAF Doesn't Have a Car" #15715 | |
| Oh, be nice to eachother, people. #15716 | |
| Unlmited Eggplants. #15720 | |
| Wing Commander isn't a game, it's a way of life. #15724 | |
| What evil deeds plot we? #15725 | |
| Oh God, not another virtual Dildo... #15726 | |
| I dunno... life can be awful, but it's not like there's something better. #15730 | |
| Now, now, we humans are gifted with consciousness, which basically amounts to the ability to chose not to reproduce. #15731 | |
| Hmmm, what would non-existance be <G>? I personally believe that when we die there isn't anything else... #15732 | |
| There are times when I feel good, and I think that it's worth it for those times. Even if I'm decieving myself. #15734 | |
| Hmmm, we could, but since we're too late on both of those we should prolly wait till the next thing. #15737 | |
| Nah, I have a few updates already for tomorrow. #15738 | |
| All these religious groups and people who want nothing to do with religious groups seem to think that there's something better ahead. #15739 | |
| And is there any reason to think that there's some fairness in the universe? #15741 | |
| But if human pain is nothing then you wouldn't be so gung ho about pointing to nonexistance as something better. #15745 | |
| There's no reason to do anything, so whatever you do is what you want to do. or what you choose to do. #15748 | |
| I'm a Warrior/Mage, but I've increased my fishing skills lately. #15749 | |
| A qualified urologist can fix that right up for you. #15753 | |
| Hmmm, but in my opinion cigarettes should be illegal, if you're going to make anything illegal. #15755 | |
| Although the video you sent me yesterday was Ghorah Khar, I believe. #15759 | |
| I *think* that's right, but I should check. #15760 | |
| Hmmm, have they had pictures of JFK's corpse? #15761 | |
| Poor Hades, will he ever get a break? #15762 | |
| This just in: a genetic abnormality makes people named Phoenix COOL(tm). #15763 | |
| Yeah, I wish I knew where it was from. #15765 | |
| Somebody nullified my original point anyway. #15767 | |
| Hmmmmm... I think it might be possible to make index.html much smaller... #15771 | |
| Wow, there's going to be an I-War ride. #15772 | |
| Beth and company are over on irc.gameslink.net #15774 | |
| New sections with new looks, but we're keeping the current look for the current sections. #15775 | |
| Not much... overhauling stuff for our birthday... <G> #15776 | |
| Everything about P3/OL is vauge:/ I'll start stalking people when I get to Austin next month, though <G> #15777 | |
| Yeah, it's great <G> I've been there a few times... I'm majoring in Biology, probably... or some form thereof...<G> #15778 | |
| Yeah, he's setting them all before .110. #15781 | |
| Oh, Had, what ever happened with the Wc3D thing? #15782 | |
| erm, Mempehstiopwhlese thing? #15783 | |
| Well, they weren't ever hilarious. #15785 | |
| Hmmm... there are lots of active sites, with AceNet and all... but I think we're the only active news sites. #15787 | |
| MY COMMENTS ARE DRIPPING IN SEXUAL INNUENDO, AND YOU RUINED IT:~( #15788 | |
| Prophecy.Scorched is frozen in 1997, I think... #15790 | |
| I've loved all the Star Wars sims... #15794 | |
| I liked the episode one phenomena more then I liked episode one, but it was good. #15795 | |
| Hehehe, everybody is always telling me not to have any expectations for a movie, but I don't really know how to do that. #15796 | |
| I tried my best to save it, but it died on the table:( #15798 | |
| Hehehe, after he got pissed at us for changing our chat zone format and ruining his life Rock went off to suck the dicks of those loser space-sim people.... #15799 | |
| It sounds sort of like "I will not mate with you", possibly. #15802 | |
| Oh. They tried to pay Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie site to do a Starlancer site... #15803 | |
| Hehehe, did they ever put up their Alan Pavlish review? #15804 | |
| There's more than one pasty ass white chick strutting around nude. #15806 | |
| The idi0ts who ramble on about how they REALLY REALY LOVE THE GAMES AND HOW IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER AND HOW IT IS so funny and you suck if you DONT LIKE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!! . #15807 | |
| I'm sure Beth can take it from here. #15809 | |
| Dello #15810 | |
| Oh, UO stuff. Well, I'm hoping Freelancer and PrivateerOnline are done differently... #15811 | |
| The fish wasn't there when we saw it, though:( Just a tank where it would be. #15815 | |
| Oh, yeah, it may have just been sitting there. It wasn't operational yet, at least. #15816 | |
| The fish wasn't there when we saw it, though:( Just a tank where it would be. #15817 | |
| They actually didn't seem that happy with the onboard ship stuff, they talked a lot about wanting to do it in full 3D for Starlancer 2... #15818 | |
| It was... like the 7th guest, IIRC. #15819 | |
| Where everything was 3D, but you could only stop at certain points... #15820 | |
| Eric Peterson said that the plan was that (if the original is succesfull) that there'll be a triology of Starlancers... #15822 | |
| Hehehe, it *IS* annoying when people come to that realization. #15823 | |
| Especially when they do it in that 'better than thou' manner... #15824 | |
| Snucky posted his blather at the ATFW zone too, put your reply there too. #15826 | |
| Nothing says lovin' like... I don't know the rest:~( #15827 | |
| I guess I just can't talk without Beth:( #15829 | |
| I've always wanted to say "And don't forget... on this it all depends." #15831 | |
| Most movies are these days. And they were any day, but we forget the bad ones and go "ALL THE OLD MOVIES ARE GOOD!" #15834 | |
| Wake up in the other client. #15835 | |
| Chris and I got photographed at CIC Finance. #15836 | |
| Sorry Chris, your quotes were going to give away our secret project. #15837 | |
| You're a marine and you kill zombies, that's a story. And then later on you kill zombies in hell. Well, it inspired 4 novels based on it, at least... #15838 | |
| Now, now, Mac Gamers do have Super Wing Commander... #15839 | |
| I've got to award Byydo six points for the tailbone analogy. #15840 | |
| LOAF's younger brothers are *not* more handsome. #15842 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg -- Fear LOAF. #15843 | |
| People were searching for Eagle and finding stuff about... you know... so under advisement from Psych, I had you shot. #15846 | |
| Forget what you've heard here, Hadrian. #15848 | |
| Or we'll forget it for you. If you know what I mean. And I think you don't. Since I don't mean anything. #15849 | |
| Last year in AP English we were supposed to do these stoopid creative project things based on poems... #15850 | |
| So I did these sketches based on the 7 deadly sins relating to the poem from WCIV... and naturally, Wrath was Kahn. But my teacher died of brain cancer before I could turn it in:( #15851 | |
| Wow, they don't kick teachers out for that here... when they're also coaches, at least... #15852 | |
| Oh, fine... uhm... how's about that local sports team? #15854 | |
| You won't give *ME* your name, but you'll give the Mumians it:(? #15856 | |
| I don't think I spoke more than 7 sentances in high school. #15857 | |
| I don't think that any country which can't hide the atomic bomb is capable of hiding incredibl conspiracies. #15859 | |
| I'm a republican, because Wing Commander: Fleet ACtion tells me to be. #15860 | |
| Hmmm, I personally refuse to believe that *ANY* military action lies completely in the hands of the president... #15861 | |
| I don't think that Kosovo was a great triumph, but it wasn't really some great conspiracy to glorify Clinton or anything else... #15862 | |
| No, he saw a screening the other day though... #15865 | |
| The entire cast of Working (Center: Chris Reid). USAM is like normal AM except UnSeemly. #15867 | |
| The sign in the corner says 'live', but somehow I doubt that. #15868 | |
| You make money with a job?!:o Brilliant observation, Had. #15869 | |
| The WC:CCG was cancelled when Mag Force 7 died off. #15871 | |
| Eag has an extra '_' in his name. #15873 | |
| Can *YOU* find it? #15874 | |
| Apoc wouldn't put out:( #15875 | |
| Except Psych has a nice connection. #15877 | |
| We spend four days trying to get JFK Jr out of the water, and then we go and put him back in? #15878 | |
| He's nary a man anymore:( #15881 | |
| Game screenshots aren't as much fun:( #15882 | |
| Hmmm, they're sending the girl with half a brain home, where she'll no doubt be at home visiting the CIC's Chat Zone. #15887 | |
| Two letters, actually. #15889 | |
| Hmmmm... did you ever look into any of that... information... I was wondering about? #15890 | |
| I dunno what you're talking about, you're scaring me. #15891 | |
| Hey, you can't prove that I made that site. Unless you look up who made it. #15894 | |
| lasers on the side turrets, particles on the back? #15895 | |
| It's called HyperSnapDX because it works with DirectX. #15897 | |
| I'm from where that movie takes place. #15900 | |
| Hehehe, they arrested me when I tried that:( #15901 | |
| Either that or Confed logo tatoos... #15903 | |
| Yeah, I dunno whats come over SX and Gene. #15904 | |
| Oh God, so many stupid stupid people have asked me that stupid stupid question in this stupid stupid day. And it's only an hour into this stupid stupid day. An hour and ten stupid stupid minutes. If you bother to READ THE ARTICLE attached to the headline, you'll realize that it's talking about Privateer Online. Or you're completely and utterly daft <G> Origin is making an online Privateer game. That is all. #15907 | |
| Bra'o'fighter. #15909 | |
| http://members.tripod.com/~F15JEagle3/yf23.html #15911 | |
| The main problem with the F-23 was that it was evil. #15913 | |
| I before E except after C, and I don't SEE a C in friend. #15915 | |
| I feel for you, Dagger, get Eudora. #15917 | |
| Oh, get X-News, it's kind of nice. #15918 | |
| Agent would be sweet, but it would take effort to warez a copy. #15920 | |
| I don't think he'd care. #15921 | |
| Strike Commander was fun, by no means realistic, but fun. #15922 | |
| Strike Commander was Chris Robert's attempt at using the name 'Commander' in a game to sell more copies of a game. #15923 | |
| Frosty, as much as I love to make fun of Brazil, you're not very good at it:( #15924 | |
| Thank crid. #15926 | |
| I have... an appendix scar... and some weird metal in my eye... but nothing that stupid.... #15927 | |
| I have a fake Ikea desk, but I'm heading to college where I'll have a fake college desk. #15928 | |
| Silicon oil in my left eye... which they may or may not take out eventually <G> #15929 | |
| Heheh, that would be cool... I'm sure that if they can I'd prolly have to be blind in both eyes, though <G> #15930 | |
| I dunno, I'll be completely blind someday, then I can worry about transplants. #15931 | |
| Wow, I've never forgotten to eat, I don't think... #15933 | |
| Oh, no, Phoenix did some graphics for us, and set up the old html, but he hasn't done anything since then... #15934 | |
| No, not at all. We've thought about setting up a script for it... #15936 | |
| That wasn't really as hard as you let on. #15938 | |
| I am sort of like God, except I'd never try and take William Shatners starship. #15941 | |
| Wc1? No way will that ever happen <G> But we could put SO up.. #15942 | |
| Catch 22, if Chris *doesn't* criticize everyone he gets Tang bitching about how he's being picked on... #15943 | |
| Hehe, no, certainly not... #15944 | |
| The only reason we shouldn't mind SO is because the people who actually made SO didn't want it to stop being given away. #15945 | |
| Because if we ask they'll give us the company line... #15948 | |
| Yeah. He's not completely in touch. #15949 | |
| Hehehehe, they'd never give us anything official to post saying it was okay. #15950 | |
| They'd never stop us from doing it... #15951 | |
| and if Boomer were around he'd give us unofficial permission... #15952 | |
| No, not as of my last balance thing. #15953 | |
| Oh, well he already said that it would be ignored. #15955 | |
| Can I electronically transfer money to you? #15957 | |
| The orders have not been filled and won't be until early August since United's next shipment has been delayed until August 3rd. I will be sending out e-mails to folks with outstanding orders giving everyone the opportunity to either cancel or keep their order active. #15960 | |
| Wow, maybe they should replace Our Favorite Traffic Helicopter (tm) #15962 | |
| with an A-10... a traffic A-10... #15963 | |
| That's very... good... Delance... By good I mean happy, by happy I mean gay, and by gay I do not mean happy. #15964 | |
| Hmmm, I must agree. It starts with like a minute of the same thing repeated over and over. #15965 | |
| I was thinking we should add the first episode of WCUE, too. #15967 | |
| Well, it won't be crap, it'll be stupid, but it'll be enjoyable by people who like that sort of thing. #15968 | |
| He's so ass stupid here... #15969 | |
| An excellent case of "He's not mentioned except where he is!". #15970 | |
| Looked like it was Chris banning Dan. #15973 | |
| But in a few years he'll turn 13 and he'll get better. #15975 | |
| Why is it that you can write a very intelligent letter... #15977 | |
| But be so fricking DanSumneresque on IRC? #15978 | |
| Oh, okay, you take it. #15979 | |
| But update about the VHS release when you get it. #15980 | |
| Johnny's First Law: Any capital ship larger than a corvette can carry or be made to carry fighters. #15981 | |
| Yeah, Chris' web page is horribly out of date. #15984 | |
| Which is okay, because my web page is actually stuck four years in the future. #15985 | |
| Plleeease be a sex change... #15987 | |
| I dunno, WOA was started in January, 1995 I believe. And then it turned into WCHS. And then it turned into the CIC. #15988 | |
| Oh, Japanese kids are probably supposed to learn about death to drive the evil white devils out. #15989 | |
| He just wants you to help him. #15993 | |
| My word, old chap, why would you go and do something as jolly well silly as installate Windows NT? #15994 | |
| I haven't put anything on the server. #15996 | |
| You don't hate me for not having finished stuff yet, do you? #16000 | |
| I'm *guessing* you're talking about Delance?. #16002 | |
| Actually, 'ass lichen' has a certain feel to it... #16003 | |
| Should we update about Rachel's *NEW* movie? #16004 | |
| Must... resist... ordering... new... Rachel... pr0n... #16006 | |
| And you're the only Brazilian. And an unecessary Brazilian, now that I've found my Capybaras. #16007 | |
| Anyway, I went to an amusement park thing all day and took a picture for Had. #16008 | |
| We weren't speaking of food. We were speaking about giant rats. #16009 | |
| The Encyclopedia is complete up through early WC4. #16010 | |
| I'm not lagged, people just aren't responding to me. #16011 | |
| I'm never glad when he comes, but I'm always relieved when he leaves. #16012 | |
| I don't know whether or not to agree with him completely or to point out the irony of HIM complaining about people being holier-than-thou. #16016 | |
| Dash, Baen's doing a book called Privateer, but it's nothing to do with WC:/ #16017 | |
| But they're passing along a log of Derek Smart talking about ATFW. #16019 | |
| Can you backwards-ring a bell to kill angels? #16021 | |
| Or just shoot them? #16022 | |
| Modern glowsticks are capable of yielding over 3,000 watts of power over extended periods of time even without the advantage of a glowlight stimulator. #16023 | |
| Oh well, I've got like a fever or something, so I'm going to go lie down with the WCIV novel and script and see if I can figure out a more specific timeline... #16024 | |
| No, ending up with Maniac has never been an option in WC3. #16025 | |
| There's always rocks too, and they have about as much to do with the post you replied to as what you said does. #16026 | |
| The slain bodies of your family arranged in ritual fashion around the living room would be freaky, a computer magazine about computers would not. #16027 | |
| Unless it were PCXL. If PCXL were about computers, it would be freaky. #16028 | |
| Yeah, finding your family killed while you were doing a home network would be weird... #16029 | |
| Didn't Chris just tell you what the correct spelling was? #16032 | |
| Hehehehe, but why does everybody come down on me for typos these days <G>? #16034 | |
| Hehehe, but it never mattered before, and it really bugs me. #16035 | |
| I did update as much as before. And yes, that'd be good <G> #16036 | |
| Or you could just update instead of me, since you're perfect:P #16037 | |
| It's like I'm not part of the group anymore. #16039 | |
| It's always "update update update", and then "wrong! wrong! wrong!". #16040 | |
| Hades and Chris are all anti-me now. #16041 | |
| They don't worry about ME, they worry about my work:P #16042 | |
| I work hard and all I get is grief. You know what that's like <G> #16043 | |
| I have some reservations about Starlancer, but they have more to do with the way they're promoting it, than the actual game. #16046 | |
| If people enjoy it, though, I'm screaming bloody murder because it looks JUST LIKE Privateer 2. #16047 | |
| Yeah, *A* creator of WC is making it. #16048 | |
| Hehehehe, nothing has ever really competed with WC aside from X-Wing. #16049 | |
| People online scream and pant and do nasty things to eachother talking about things like I-War and Freespace... #16050 | |
| But WC sells a hundred times as many copies just because of its name. #16051 | |
| Origin's specifically said that they *WOULD* be making more single player games in the future. #16052 | |
| It's *VERY* amusing how this is the EXACT opposite of what got everybody pissed off last year. ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING MULTIPLAYER!!!!!! And now it's ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING SINGLE PLAYER!!!!! . #16054 | |
| Erm, if that were a WC title thousands of trekkies would shout bloody murder. #16057 | |
| I've yet to see there be a poor quality WC product. I have faith. #16058 | |
| If you didn't like Privateer 2, you won't like Starlancer, simple as that. #16059 | |
| I wonder... do you have your Armada credits on you? #16062 | |
| And WCO and Shadow Force, I suppose. #16064 | |
| The premiere edition came with a shirt and a film case and stuff. #16065 | |
| Because I'm LOAF! #16066 | |
| I've gotten a lot of good response to my P2 update, I'm gonna keep doing that... #16067 | |
| I can read German, lemme check. #16068 | |
| Yeah, I kept meaning to do that, but I never think to. #16069 | |
| Yeah, I should do that, I've been getting questions. #16070 | |
| It's basically thanking us for being "the best WC site", and saying that there is no news now, but there will be news soon. #16071 | |
| Hehehe, I guess we should thank them #16073 | |
| If possible we should see that Peter Telep does well in the poll. #16075 | |
| Yeah, I may do that, too. #16076 | |
| Stupid United Cutlery. "We're cancelling your order because we're a week late." . #16077 | |
| They probably can't get enough, so are hoping. #16078 | |
| Yeah, it's a bug pokemon. But it looks more like a lobster with some mushrooms on it. #16079 | |
| Wow, how'd they know what her email address is? I don't know what her email address is. #16081 | |
| I'm doing some Dragon pilot. #16082 | |
| Well, do somebody. It'll be cool to have cameos by the whole staff. #16083 | |
| I hate Pokemon you have to evolve to trade... #16084 | |
| It's good, I want to have a Parasect to show my sister tomorrow morning <G> #16086 | |
| Sweet. I should get JA2... #16087 | |
| Hadrian Goes Hadrionic, in 4D! #16088 | |
| Hmmm, I'm going to buy bricks. Bricks to keep away Haesslich. #16089 | |
| It's like cockfighting, except more cute. #16093 | |
| I'd assume that it works similar to how we call the Germans German whereas the Germans call themselves Deustch (sp), and the French call them something that I can't spell... #16096 | |
| We pawned your bed to purchase a CIC News Helicopter, Had. #16100 | |
| The jewel encrusted one with the canopy and the pink sheets? #16101 | |
| Oh, yeah, uhm, hehe, I... err... yeah. #16102 | |
| And that's how I got one. #16103 | |
| Actually, I could probably get another if I go to the Blockbuster that Byydo had destroyed... #16105 | |
| You can get all 151 Pokemon. #16106 | |
| Didn'tcha ever play Privateer 2? #16108 | |
| Ironically, the best shot of the WC2 Bloodfang is found in Ultima VII... #16109 | |
| But it's possible that I'll be entirely done. #16111 | |
| And we can argue at cgspiii whether or not I'm really a doctor... #16113 | |
| Just put them next to eachother and you'll see what they look like. #16115 | |
| I didn't really used to like the TV version of Bulbasaur or Ginger-Lynn Allen much, but now I like both a lot. Very odd... #16116 | |
| Yay, caught a Diglett #16117 | |
| Yeah. I was talking about the ability to shoot energy with ones hands, though. #16119 | |
| Oh, Tre, I got the super mega F-38282 gun in JA2. #16120 | |
| Chris should sell The Book. #16121 | |
| Say it with me now, people... You know the words... SHUT UP, GENE! #16122 | |
| I wasn't aware that there was much of a problem involving people hunting children... #16123 | |
| 1) Microsoft bribed me into losing! #16125 | |
| Hehehe, I mean how they don't relate to Starlancer. #16127 | |
| My God, they're everywhere... #16128 | |
| Grab your Rifles of LOAF. #16129 | |
| Hehehehe, which reminds me that I have to update. #16130 | |
| After I evolve my Ekans. #16131 | |
| The third Lanced.net Micro$oft Shrill... #16132 | |
| Yeah, Raptor wrote a stupid article. #16133 | |
| Raptor wrote a lame article full of misinformation for some gaming site. #16134 | |
| If you put all three CIC logos together, it makes a nice Windows background. #16137 | |
| Erm, not mixed together, just one and the other and the other. #16138 | |
| Yay, it can be used for good. #16139 | |
| We should turn off the regular !LOAF, it's making us look bad. #16141 | |
| Erm, I mean the random quotes. #16142 | |
| We should sell the book on eBay. #16143 | |
| But I'm not that good at WC. #16145 | |
| SO SHOULD YOU BE! #16146 | |
| Erm, sorry, nobody else had anything to say. #16147 | |
| You didn't even play UO. #16148 | |
| I don't know whether he'll come, but I thought somebody was going to ask him. #16149 | |
| That a new staff member would be announced... and that it COULD BE YOU! . #16150 | |
| Probably because you won all that money. #16151 | |
| The people who got it thought it was very funny yesterday, the people who didn't acted blank. And that's the way I like it. #16155 | |
| I do wonder how many people are mailing those guys. #16156 | |
| Hehehe, she's probably going to bribe me not to go to Texas or something. #16157 | |
| I'll take her money, but I won't not go to Texas... #16158 | |
| Oh, Chris, I updated the CIC too. #16159 | |
| But I haven't done a birthday update yet. #16160 | |
| I was going to do one, but I was going to wait until tomorrow. #16161 | |
| Erm, but I can now if you want... #16162 | |
| Chris, you senseless bastard, your analogy SUPPORTED THE USE OF HIGH POWERED RIFLES AGAINST CHILDREN! #16163 | |
| I'm hoping to hear from Chris Roberts & Peter Telep before we go any further... #16165 | |
| What's the Salthi called? #16168 | |
| Wow, I completely forgot all the news I got in the mail today. I'll get it for tommorrow, I guess. #16169 | |
| That's a pretty (albeit cliched) addage and all, but I don't know whether or not it's really true. #16170 | |
| He did it for free, I believe. Although it *IS* a good example of the sort of thing he's doing these days... #16172 | |
| Not on a first date, though. #16174 | |
| "The Morningstar is generally considered the CURRENT Confederation state-of-the-art capital ship destroyer." #16175 | |
| Did not you just bitch at Chris Reid for doing the same thing to Wing Commander? #16176 | |
| THEY'RE GOING TO SPLIT CHRISREIDIA?!??!?!?! #16177 | |
| NeoDevilDevilbane apparently tells people he can't win arguments with to contact me... #16179 | |
| And apparently he can't win arguments with most people. #16180 | |
| I think that the death pentalty is a good thing. If we didn't ever die, overpopulation would be a serious problem. #16182 | |
| Now, now, what Confed and the Kilrathi do in private is their own business... And we'd better end this thread before Spooky and Delance discover it (G) #16184 | |
| The X-Toys ships are on Previews cancel list:/ #16185 | |
| This is like when they found Kennedy's body... you just kinda held out hope until now... #16186 | |
| Although that *WAS* rather cool. #16187 | |
| I didn't know that either. #16188 | |
| Wow, Philip Langdale's dorm is three floors above mine. #16191 | |
| If the building were to be crushed by, oh, a Dragonite, he'd die first. #16192 | |
| Psych has his own apartment. #16193 | |
| Sooo, Hades, if you go to UT we could room together... #16195 | |
| Yeah, Akkbar goes to Community Kollege... #16196 | |
| Was it as bad as Leno yelling at you? #16197 | |
| If you went next year, we could get an apartment, Hades. #16198 | |
| Don't they have scholarships in England? #16200 | |
| Oh, with government money and scholarships I'm paying like 2 thousand... #16202 | |
| Uhm, hey C... I've been here for a while... #16203 | |
| So, we get our monthly counts tomorrow? #16204 | |
| http://swamp.intercom.net/user/chapin/aceboard/messages/16494.html Was that actually you, Chris? #16205 | |
| Now I should just pretend to say that my name stands for 'Lump of Animal Fur' or something... #16206 | |
| Oh, it actually has a deeper meaning, Im' just not telling you. #16207 | |
| Yeah, that was great... #16209 | |
| We may be sad, but we're happy. #16213 | |
| Chris Roberts told everybody about it afterwards. #16215 | |
| Welcome to the club, it's happened to most everybody here <G> #16218 | |
| Even Chris and I. #16219 | |
| Hehehe, we've banned lots of people we regret having banned. #16222 | |
| Back there we had to enfore stupid rules like no stupid swears. I can't tell you how much I regret kicking people like Wildfire, Madman and TC-Mav . #16223 | |
| I'm probably still banned, never had the desire to check. #16224 | |
| Hehehe, it's a family channel or something. #16225 | |
| hehehe, no huggles and no constant midis here. #16226 | |
| Brancer is not a real marine. #16227 | |
| A few of them might be. Brancer is *not* . #16228 | |
| Looks like Eag's PMSing. We get the refuse... <G> #16229 | |
| * LOAF was a nuclear submarine captain for 150 years, and then flew the space shuttle. #16230 | |
| Wow, Philip Langdale and I are taking at least one of the same classes... #16231 | |
| I think I've decided what I'm doing for our birthday. #16232 | |
| Well, I haven't, I'm just trying to decide. #16233 | |
| No discussion online can possibly not contain stupid people. #16237 | |
| You're just pissed because ICQ is the ICQ for Gamers and not that other ICQ you made up. #16238 | |
| The timeline that we will have in a few days will do nothing but confuse people like this, I assure you. #16240 | |
| Really? I enjoy S&M more than anything else... #16241 | |
| Although I like to say 'PG' because it pisses off/annoys people. #16242 | |
| Salthi never go against Ferrets... #16243 | |
| Eag's page moved... #16244 | |
| "Chris" Reid doesn't suck, and that's all that matters. #16245 | |
| Anyway, I was watching Mallrats DVD earlier... it's a lot like WC... #16247 | |
| I was like "Hey, I know him..." but then I realized that I don't. #16250 | |
| A bad test screening caused the plot cuts to both movies, and both movies did horribly in theaters. #16253 | |
| It's the sort of thing newsgroup trolls would spit about. #16255 | |
| Ahh, you're full of shit. #16257 | |
| Most people I know who saw it liked it. #16260 | |
| But most people I know *JUST PLAIN DIDN'T SEE IT*, and that was the problem. #16261 | |
| We got all these rave reviews when it came out on video because everybody was too lazy to see it before. #16262 | |
| You know what I don't get? The fact that every review of every movie goes 'IT WAS A WASTE OF MY 6.50!!!!' #16263 | |
| Exactly. They want to sound like they're so intelligent. Like people who review music. #16265 | |
| And it's more fun. #16268 | |
| Hehehe, it's even worse when people write bad reviews just to get their bad reviews noticed. (IE, Star Wars Episode I or Eyes Wide Shut) #16270 | |
| Any bad review of either of those movies was just sensationalism, no matter how bad either one was. #16271 | |
| The Mummy was fun. I don't know why fun isn't allowed anymore. #16272 | |
| Why should every movie I see have to have some rich subtext created by 'intelligent' reviewers? #16273 | |
| Erm, but I guess I had the most fun seeing WC <G> #16274 | |
| See, I'd made this sign 'Will Work 4 Kerri-Lee' out of a Mountain Dew box... #16275 | |
| They'd said they couldn't, when I was there before, but maybe if I wrote a nice letter. #16276 | |
| And I'm *ESPECIALLY* tired of people going "B5 IZ SMARTTER THAN STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! SO U SUK AND WE R00L!!!" #16279 | |
| WC-VHS was #10 on the Rented List for DC in its first week. #16281 | |
| If they ever had a vial marked 'SUCK' in a lab somewhere, it would contain 6 parts WIZZY and 6 parts TIGERSHARK. #16283 | |
| He hangs in #Wing-Commander, and may well be the MOST EGOTISTICAL PERSON EVER. #16285 | |
| DIRECTOR COMMENTARY: In the 'too hot for TV' version of #WIngNut I say 'a cheap whore' instead of 'Descent: Freespace'. #16287 | |
| With its krub-ass creator ("I want to be Chris Roberts!") blabbering about how big the capships are. #16289 | |
| I need more fun facts like that. #16292 | |
| It's *NOT* a Chris Roberts game, common misconception, it's an ERIN Roberts game. #16295 | |
| In my opinion, and I think I'm one of only two people in this channel who's actually seen the game played, it's not that great. (Starlancer) #16296 | |
| It's not as bright as WCP. #16297 | |
| We used them to replace our old server when it died;) #16299 | |
| And they pay them. #16300 | |
| That sexy egotism I mentioned earlier is forcing me to point out that we get more hits in a day than they do in a week... #16302 | |
| A nice frilly dress would be nice and frilly and a dress. #16308 | |
| I was writing some new updates anyway, I'll put that on top. #16310 | |
| They have *ALL* of the German books at Amazon.com, we just update about HOTT before because it was strange. #16313 | |
| I don't get people's problems with the Armada AI, personally... The hard mode was fucking 'ard, and that's all that mattered to me. #16315 | |
| Yeah, I promised him I'd put that stuff up. #16316 | |
| If Blair could travel at the speed of light, and if he hadn't just been crushed, he could make it to the shuttle. #16318 | |
| Hehe, Casey blows up the wormhole gate... #16320 | |
| Very odd, you can actually buy the drive for cheaper... #16322 | |
| Oh, if you have Gene Tang there you'll also get stuff like "Well, I think the obvious difference between Pepsi and Coke was shown during the battle of Port Arthur, which started the pseudocrimean war entendre, ho ho ho!" #16324 | |
| What's with everybody's hurry to install Win2K? I can see lasting... months before deciding that I need an operating system that fucks my computer up again... #16326 | |
| You'll never, ever, ever, EVER call it a '366 Celery'? #16327 | |
| Gene is back to Stupid References To Show He's SMRT (tm). #16329 | |
| Hmmmm, I think that there will certainly be a Privateer Online. #16331 | |
| No, I just have faith. #16332 | |
| And I spent all that time setting you up:( #16333 | |
| History shows that most NewsGrouppers are ultraparanoid freaks... #16335 | |
| So they have things like "DONTMAILMEYOUFUCKINGSPAMMERBITCHGeneTang@ego.org" as their email addresses. #16336 | |
| Now, now, I'd call insulting the intelligence of anyone with half a brain more than 'nothing'... #16337 | |
| Oh, I should have a big thing that'll need spellchecking and such by Monday, can you do that <G>? #16338 | |
| Hmmmm, I can honestly say that Blair Witch was... not seen by me, because I decided to stay home and watch SPR instead... I'm gonna go see Blair Witch in a few hours... #16339 | |
| The people who did see it loved it, though. #16340 | |
| We should make our own Viper. #16341 | |
| Who knows what Hades knows? #16343 | |
| If you care about the International Icon Superman, ahh, nevermind... #16346 | |
| \_/ #16348 | |
| It's actually nice, we should use it if we ever make, like, CIC for girls. #16349 | |
| Oh how naive I was. Indeed we could lie to people. #16352 | |
| (The Christopher Blair Witch Project) #16356 | |
| Yeah, it wasn't really scary. #16357 | |
| It was artsy, shouldn't have gotten all the press or the big release. #16358 | |
| Yes, Delance, in fact about 50 percent of teenagers are women. #16361 | |
| Delance is a strange bird. #16362 | |
| Hehehehe, what the blik is a 'major' Canadian city? Sealskinburg? #16363 | |
| Toronto -- like the space needle, but not. #16364 | |
| Anyway, ten bucks says it's at the one in Austin... #16367 | |
| We could all go to Vegas if it's there. #16369 | |
| What about paper football? I think Freelancer will have a hard time making paper football look like crap. #16370 | |
| So it's just a Delance thing? #16372 | |
| Hehehe, they just didn't get it. #16373 | |
| Heheehe, speaking of a bad PR face, I kicked some Lanced.Ass at the Lanced.net forum. #16376 | |
| I had a party today. It kinda sucked. #16377 | |
| Hehehehe, that would be really cool. #16379 | |
| But then he's meeting me in Austin and won't see anybody for a while. #16381 | |
| Next time I fly home I'm definatly setting it up so I can get a layover in Columbus. #16382 | |
| Everybody is always talking about how they accidently pissed somebody off online somewhere and end up being mailbombed. But I piss off dozens of people every day, and nobody's mailbombed me. Should I be pissing off a different crowd? #16383 | |
| There was some excellent plot in that movie. #16384 | |
| Hmmm, I check my mail like three times a minute. #16387 | |
| Oh, I forgot something amusing in my Lanced.not posts.. #16388 | |
| Can somebody reply to one of the people who goes "It's only a joke!" pointing out that the joke part was the part where I didn't like the WC movie? #16389 | |
| Hehehehe, you have such an interesting life. #16390 | |
| www.lanced.net/forum if you don't want to give them a hit. #16392 | |
| Is that the same as the Lanced.not fatman? #16394 | |
| Maybe there is no place:( maybe that's why I didn't do it, even though I thought about it. #16395 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna update our movie merchandise stuff #16396 | |
| Everything's coming up Milhouse! #16398 | |
| Want to add Confederation Day to the upcoming events thing:? #16399 | |
| Hehehe, only people in this room and possibly NeoDevilBane would get that without the explanation at the end. #16400 | |
| Wow, I'd have thought that the radioactivity from you being so FUCKING DAFT would have rendered your neighbors completely sterile years ago. #16401 | |
| YES! I can use it more than once! #16402 | |
| And this time Chris saw it and he can log it. #16403 | |
| Hehehe, well, the timeline is almost done. It'll be great. The encyclopedia will be better, and once I have a timeline for reference, it will finish quickly. #16406 | |
| If they're still alive:( #16407 | |
| I could swear I had something else, though... #16410 | |
| No yer not, you're trying to start a battle. But it's fun, at least. #16411 | |
| Yeah, but you're back, right? #16415 | |
| Byyyyyd! We missed you:~( #16416 | |
| Trelane is gone:( We thought you died too. #16417 | |
| NO! Don't become one of those stupif FF7 people. #16418 | |
| Look at the people in #WingNut, moaning about stupid. Don't let you become that. #16419 | |
| I just assumed you didn't know what you were talking about. #16422 | |
| Never heard from Chris? #16424 | |
| Hehehe, TRH is probably at home seething about how he's going to kill the bastard who served him a diet soda instead of a regular soda 14 years ago... #16427 | |
| Byydo sent it to me, I'd better erase it. #16429 | |
| /me borrows Chris Reid /me points a handgun at Chris Reid's head. /me shoots. I have no control over this, because I can't be sure the bullet #16432 | |
| will hit him. (Sorry for killing you, Chris, but it was to prove a point). #16433 | |
| Jesus, I hate to Byydo, but shut the fuck up with the sympathy crap. You just won like two contests/awards in the last month <G> #16436 | |
| Hehehehe, you won that Babylon 5 thing and that Gamespot contest. #16437 | |
| As thus, you don't need to moan about how you never win. #16438 | |
| Groan, do you still hate the WC3 novel? #16439 | |
| Yeah, there are some pornographers who would pay good money to see two men do a mailbox. #16440 | |
| I'll update for tomorrow, I suppose, after you archive. #16441 | |
| Must... remove... Had's... entrails... #16442 | |
| Do you have any logs of what Hades says about me while I'm away? I want to use them against him at a later date. #16443 | |
| One time my computer reset when I hit this button on the case. #16444 | |
| One of those people I own just stopped when I fed him delicious crack:~( #16445 | |
| HEhehe, you move to the US, we'll tour real computer companies. #16447 | |
| What pistachiates me is that I can use the grabber thing to take pictures from my TV card, which does that same pass through thing. #16448 | |
| Actually, if you be normal you can have a normal conversation with her... #16450 | |
| HALMAN! I GAVE YOU A FUCKING ORDER! YOU HAD BETTER DOUBLE TIME IT AND GET PSYCHOPATH THE FUCKING URL. #16451 | |
| Confederation Handbook, page... 24... Did the Rapier B model get phased in in 2645 or 2545? I concur, because if I go '44 it means 1944, not 1844. #16452 | |
| Not all Ventures had rear turrets. #16454 | |
| God dammit. Page 54 of the Confederation handbook... The early prototypes of the Morvan Drive appear in the late 22nd century... Yeah, you just died. But they're named after Dr. Andre Morvan, who lived from 2288-2336. #16455 | |
| TRE! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? #16459 | |
| Chris is going to become insane because of the chartrouse monkies that are flying arround the world backwards in order to make time flow backwards so the giraffs will fly to the moon.;). #16460 | |
| Hey Tre, can you pirate this chick for us? #16461 | |
| Wow, I'm going to Alabama next week. #16462 | |
| What, you don't enjoy hero worship? #16463 | |
| Page 16 of the handbook is full of problems:/ #16467 | |
| Who cares, we're popular now. #16468 | |
| YOU thought Haess was smarter than that? #16469 | |
| This thing is totally cool, it's like I have my own PPC. #16470 | |
| The shareware one is just a stupid robot, but I want the chick. #16471 | |
| Yeah, she was bleeding vaginally so we took her. They're running tests and stuff now. #16472 | |
| Hmmm, it learns well. It knows that my favorite game is Wing Commander now. #16473 | |
| Moment of truth... how do I do the Iason stuff? #16474 | |
| I'd have no problem with that except I have to ignore the double-Andropolos thing. #16475 | |
| Makes sense, I suppose. #16476 | |
| Late.rent #16478 | |
| Well, there's lots of Iason details to note, lemme go do that. #16479 | |
| It makes 2638 appear much more important than it actually is. #16480 | |
| Hehehehe, people are bitching to me about the trivia. #16481 | |
| Oh, he said I'm THE GUY and you're THE MAN, whatever that means. #16484 | |
| Oh, they're not really extinct, though. #16488 | |
| Hehehe, you don't have to make it the same as the pokerap exactly. #16489 | |
| You want the lyrics to the full Pokerap? #16490 | |
| When my sister gets up I can get her tape from her, though. #16492 | |
| Almost done with the handbook... just have the Paladin-Iason thing at the end left... #16493 | |
| I've decided to wait, because I want my first time to be special, and I have to finish the encyclopedia. #16495 | |
| Groan, I have to mix all the Taggart stuff with the Iason stuff I already did... #16496 | |
| No, it shouldn't. You see, Halman... Let me explain to you something very simple. The book has ONE requirement. That I said something. If I said something, it can go in the book. If I didn't, it can't. Therein, that should in no way go in the book. #16497 | |
| He's a K-Mart employee who feels the need to write long pseudo-intelligent posts to prove his self-worth. #16498 | |
| He's just stupid when there are other stupid people here. #16500 | |
| She had Internal Bleeding (tm), but she had surgery and they fixed her... #16502 | |
| Hehehe, how'd they really find out? #16504 | |
| Hehehehe, knowing Hadrian he probably went in there going "Hi! I'm not Hadrian" and expecting them not to think he was Had. #16505 | |
| My grandmother gave me her credit card so I can get plane tickets home if I ever need to, so I'm going to go to Vegas a lot. #16507 | |
| Hehe, the link from SecretOps.com helped for about two days... it got us 10,000 hits in a day, and then like 5,000... then we settled back to the same amount as we'd gotten before it. #16508 | |
| Besides, isn't Lanced.net one of those sites that Microsoft bribed people into setting up for their games a la the one Dan from Dan's got offered to do? Can't you get them to link you from Microsoft.com? (G) #16509 | |
| Perhaps, however LOAF is like a fine wine -- once you remove his cork and feast on the sweet sweet liquid inside you may discover that all you have left is a glass bottle, which you can refill with other wine and no one will be the wiser. But you can't get the cork back in, so you have to put some aluminum foil over his head. #16511 | |
| No. I have to go to the emergency room, I think. #16512 | |
| I'm seeing an unusual dark spot in my right eye... #16514 | |
| My retina didn't tear, which is good... #16516 | |
| Well, more partially blind. #16519 | |
| Had, over at agwc we have a little thing called... uhm... threads, I guess, and those threads have messages in them. #16520 | |
| Someday somebody 'll look at all of our posts and realize that Chris, me, Hades(?) and Phoenix all post through the same news server, and wonder. #16521 | |
| Except maybe I'll use the UT news server... #16522 | |
| Which would be way f'd up, because then the only person not using my news server would be me. #16523 | |
| Oh, yeah, erols is payed for until like 2155. #16524 | |
| Hehehe, somebody should post that Bob Hope thing in the kibology newsgroup. #16527 | |
| I love this PPC thing. I think it actually lowers productivity, but it's coool. #16528 | |
| Hmmm, funny, Lanced.net never posted my top 10 reasons Starlancer is better than WC. #16533 | |
| OH! That reminds me, I got video of me in the Star Wars line (the night before, not the Kerri stuff:~() #16534 | |
| Oh, that reminds me... I was at the mall buying the last two Pokemon DVDs I needed, and I asked the knife store there about The Cross. #16535 | |
| Oh, that reminds me... I was at the mall buying the last two Pokemon DVDs I needed, and I asked the knife store there about The Cross. #16536 | |
| The chick there said it wouldn't be there until Late September. #16537 | |
| Anyway, I'm going to tell Swofford that we want to get interviews with people as soon as PrivOnline is announced. #16540 | |
| Who fixes all our hosting problems? Kevin Kwast? #16543 | |
| I was thinking we should send him a note thanking him for the year of service. #16544 | |
| Looking forward, a year ago, not much was going on for a year. But looking back, we've accoplished a helluva lot. #16546 | |
| There's a lot I'd like to do. #16547 | |
| I'd like to have a convention. #16548 | |
| I know what you mean. But it's almost done. #16550 | |
| Hehehe. I just want to finish the real one now. #16551 | |
| I dunno what I doa fter that. It's time for me to start picking out a new project. #16553 | |
| I dunno what I doa fter that. It's time for me to start picking out a new project. #16554 | |
| Dammit Had, you do lots of stuff, don't play this silly game. #16556 | |
| Oh, I need some new graphics, you can do those. #16557 | |
| Since I'm making the timeline the big thing, I need some changes to the Blue graphics... #16558 | |
| Oh, yeah, I'll have something for you like tommorrow, I hope. #16561 | |
| Well, I'll check into my dorm on the 20th... #16563 | |
| But I'm going to San Antonio on the 21st... #16564 | |
| Erm, but lemme see... I'll be back on the 22nd, at the latest. #16566 | |
| You produce a chemical called tenindiferin, causing a personality change on all of those within nose-shot. #16569 | |
| Starlancer rules! I've never actually seen it, or had the patience to sit through an article about it, but Starlancer rules!!!!!! #16571 | |
| Yay, now you have feedback. #16572 | |
| Better not shoot yourself, we'd brand you as suicidal. And then we'd brand me as happy. #16573 | |
| On a knife edge waiting for Priv Online to be announced <G> #16575 | |
| EA announced their online sports thing the other day <G> Privateer Online will be soon. #16576 | |
| Hehehe, you just hate everything that M$ doesn't pay you to like. #16577 | |
| Privateer Online is '02 or '03, Shadow. #16579 | |
| Oh, nevermind, you're doing something odd. #16580 | |
| I had to go to the hospital. And some guy followed me around the credit union earlier. #16582 | |
| I AM rich. In character. And from all that money I stole from Dr. Philharnopolis. #16584 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna use my kkkredit kkkard to order those two WC movie posters... #16585 | |
| If slaying the non-believers in an orgy of blood and destruction makes me clinically insane, then yes Mr. Suit, I am clinically insane. #16587 | |
| Yeah, I swear if I hear one more of you microsoft beotches go "WC IS DED!!!!!!!!!!11111' at your forum I'm going to puke. Thrice. #16591 | |
| Kindly remove your mouth from my nether regions:~( #16593 | |
| Anything that doesn't work in VGA, which is an actual definable term. #16594 | |
| I have like 6 business cards from people who do'nt work for Origin anymore. #16595 | |
| A picture of me, a picture of my sister and a picture of Samcat... #16598 | |
| I've met Chris, and that's all. #16600 | |
| Oh, and a flat penney I flattened at a museum the other day. It has a crab on it. #16603 | |
| Hehehehe, there's no fucking way I'm selling my POL character. #16604 | |
| I think they look a *little* better than Prophecy's, but for the love of Sivar, it's taken Volition two years and two plus commercial releases to get a nicer picture for the space background? #16605 | |
| I don't know what's going to happen yet. #16607 | |
| That's why I haven't been here... #16608 | |
| I'm not sure yet... #16610 | |
| It's an odd situation. #16611 | |
| I think LOAF: The Uniform will consist of an Ash hat, a Pilgrim cross and a UT shirt. And no pants, cause I don't need no frickin pants. #16612 | |
| I ignore ALL the e-mail people send me. #16616 | |
| No, the joke doesn't work if it's Freespace Programmers. #16619 | |
| Hehehe, painkillers don't bring lesbians, though. #16620 | |
| Hehehehe, one of mine is from the mid 80s. #16624 | |
| I'm HOPEFULLY moving to Texas next week. #16625 | |
| We interviewed Chris Roberts, in real life and via phone. #16627 | |
| Hmmm, you bothered to include The Best of All Possible Wars, so why not The Childrens Hour, A Darker Geometry and Cathouse? You're Gene, dammit, you're supposed to include every minute detail (G) #16629 | |
| Yeah, Origin has been paying 250 people to sit around making no game for the past half a year... Anyone can be a troll, not just newbies. #16630 | |
| {Although there is a destroyer marked Frigate in the game} #16633 | |
| As in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer gives me a major hadri-on." #16635 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna be here tonight, I think. #16638 | |
| If the guard was even engineered, hewas probably engineered for something else. #16641 | |
| http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/19990807ddeaths9.asp #16643 | |
| No, the ignoring all mail thing was a joke... #16645 | |
| Wait... did ANDREW Keith die or did WILLIAM Keith die./ #16646 | |
| Where *IS* Dund? #16647 | |
| Hehehehe, my initials are BJ, so it can be my nickname. #16648 | |
| Yeah... it's not what I said before... it's not what happened first though, either... #16650 | |
| Tre's new quotes file kicked. It's like all me, baby. #16652 | |
| Hehehe, seaQuest probably didn't get counted because it wasn't in Space. #16655 | |
| Hehehe, and what the hell is up with that Starfury the first episode of Season 5? #16657 | |
| The station is rotating... so how can it just sit there and not change? #16658 | |
| The thing I like about skeletons is how when you put ships on them they turn into people on fire. #16660 | |
| It's 1:15 AM! #16661 | |
| My squad was assigned to map in 'Nam... not everybody made it out... whole. #16662 | |
| I'm not making fun of mapping as much as I am making fun of everything. #16663 | |
| Like a rock or a pile of chickens. #16668 | |
| Did you see Tre's graph, death? #16669 | |
| Hehehe, 100 isn't that bad. #16671 | |
| Hehe... (looked at the graph just now) #16673 | |
| Yes, you're supposed to kiss his ass. And then he said 'goodnight capt'n'. #16676 | |
| Now, now, we have to get as many people in here as possible and look good for the celebrities on our birthday. #16677 | |
| Also because Baen doesn't want to do WC books. #16679 | |
| Is there a normal DevilBane? #16680 | |
| And AS, in both past and present. #16681 | |
| FS2 is like delicious candy. It may be delicious... but it's also candy. Also, you can choke on it. And if you're a kid, busy eating it in the pool, you can have your guts sucked out. By the pool sucker thing. Which is why you shouldn't ever ever play Freespace 2. #16682 | |
| In an upcoming episode we'll learn that that Meowth learned to speak because it lived on the streets or something. #16683 | |
| If I go to Austin I will be back between the 17th and the 22nd. #16684 | |
| Oh, I have a cell phone now, so you can reach me anytime:o #16686 | |
| I dunno what the number is:( I should look it up. #16687 | |
| I have free long distance for like six hours a month or something, and my parents are paying anyway, so I can call you people more <G> #16688 | |
| No... which is good, I guess... #16689 | |
| My real doctor comes back from vacation on tuesday, and I'll see him then. #16690 | |
| I dunno, but I'm sure I'm not paying for it. #16691 | |
| Either that or evening surgery. #16692 | |
| Maybe he's referring to his switch from Commodore to Major. #16697 | |
| The next time somebody asks where Stingray went after WC2, we can point out that we're still looking for Mister Wright. #16698 | |
| Hmmm, did you miss my hilarious Stingray-related joke, Chris? It belongs with the Sirius joke in the history of bad WC jokes. #16699 | |
| I'm trying to think of something more obscure involving not getting any and the Facin sector. #16700 | |
| Because it's the place the Kats didn't attack... when the war started... nevermind... #16701 | |
| Hmmm, I just noticed, Hobbes saving Downtown has nothing to do with him defecting. #16702 | |
| It probably happened quite a while before SM2... especially since Downtown is like 23 at that point <G> #16705 | |
| FF really goes along with the overlay thing, though... with Thrakhath freeing him. #16706 | |
| Mercedes Lackey did *NOT* write Freedom Flight, though. #16707 | |
| Hey <G> Can I get your phone number in case I can't get back online? #16708 | |
| Yeah, I'll have it from the trip onward. #16709 | |
| Yeah. (301) 774 5834 #16710 | |
| I'm not saying you're pretending to hate it <G> #16713 | |
| It's not what you hate, it's how. . #16714 | |
| Hmm, actually, only 9. #16715 | |
| I'm glad I do'nt post to wherever that is. #16716 | |
| Because wherever that is, is the land of stupid. #16717 | |
| No, Flint isn't very old in 2654. #16718 | |
| Because Dibbles is dead later on, and he also signed Blair's yearbook right before he died. #16719 | |
| No, it's the Oddysey, remember all the references? Charybdis, Scylla? #16721 | |
| Anyway, the book is for hiding the cross in, it wouldn't be a good idae to hide the fact that you're a Pilgrim in a Pilgrim Bible. #16722 | |
| Hey Had, can I have a period? #16723 | |
| I'll need some Mountain Dew, I suppose. #16724 | |
| Wow, does DElance only have one eyebrow? #16727 | |
| Yeah. I don't even know if the entire timeline will be done, because I was out for a few days... and I may be out for more... #16728 | |
| Yeah, I was just telling ace how we can sleep with football players now. #16730 | |
| Only 26 percent of the US is tits and G-strings, according to a recent finding. #16731 | |
| Just wanted to stop by and let you know... Hehehehe. I'll be just fine. And I'll be here for the party. #16732 | |
| I have to like lie on my back for 15 hours starting soon, but I'll be here for the party. #16734 | |
| And then I'm going to Austin. #16735 | |
| Hehehe, you mustn't have been here when I said it wasn't that <G> #16736 | |
| The callagen microfibrils in my eye's vitreous gel had separated... For the same reason as my retina would detach... And that can sometime cause a retinal detachement... And it did (and still does) leave a weird blind spot in my eye... But according to my doctor, it *didn't* damage my retina, and in a few months it should reform. #16737 | |
| My only problem is that I've missed lots of time to work on stuff. #16739 | |
| Hehehe, yeah. I'll still have something for tommorow, though. #16740 | |
| I'm thinking timeline up to 2650, and then I'm borrowing a laptop from my dad and finishing the rest on the way... #16741 | |
| It's more than a sample, it has lots of stuff. #16742 | |
| I may even go up to 2664, if I have time. #16743 | |
| It's good. It's damn good. Erm, green, that is. #16744 | |
| I got some promotional stuff about the movie on VHS that I'd ordered... my scanner is packed, though:/ #16745 | |
| Oh, I decided *NOT* to post this to comp.sci.sci.sci.space-sims, but it would have been hilarious... #16748 | |
| Hehehe, we're talking about *THE* Mike Berdos, he should probably try to remove the stick from up his... nevermind. . #16749 | |
| Yeah, the first people said it was some incredible new game. #16750 | |
| But now everybody says it's exactly the same. #16751 | |
| When is whatsitcalled coming out? The Half Life addon? #16756 | |
| I want to know if I can get it and send it to my sister for her birthday. #16757 | |
| The kind of random you see in porn. Except in porn it's not random, because you know it'll happen even if it is unusual. #16758 | |
| What a stupid git. And he or she lives in Seattle. #16759 | |
| How could anyone do that? #16760 | |
| Actually, I sort of like NeoDevilBane now. SORT OF. #16762 | |
| You should move, or you'll be going to kkkollege with people like that. #16763 | |
| You should move to Austin. And Hades can move there too. It'll be like MTV's Real World, except without the sex and the intrigue... #16764 | |
| Well, we could buy some women too. #16765 | |
| Also, I'm ordering pizza. But since yall won't be here, I'll eat it alone. #16767 | |
| Yeah, it crashed on mine too... #16777 | |
| How'd my old Johnny Quote go? #16781 | |
| Origin's entire network is down. #16782 | |
| I got a haircut today. I look a lot like Captain Johnny now. #16783 | |
| Have we showed him how we slaughtered his graphics? #16785 | |
| Hmmm, well... I'm back, which is kind of fun... for me... #16786 | |
| He'll get better when he turns... better... #16787 | |
| Hehehe, the review he sent me translates to say that the WC movie has beautiful space slaughters. #16789 | |
| I'm not sure. Maybe we should +v him. #16790 | |
| The ultimate objective is to beat NeoDevilBane within 30 days. #16792 | |
| Hehehe, Akkber isn't a pothead. He'd probably be interesting if he was. He's one of those people who's incredibly interested in whatever everybody else is talking about. #16793 | |
| Wow, Celina was here. #16794 | |
| That was the difference between Chris Reid and everyone else. #16795 | |
| The Varni were the last race they fought before us. #16796 | |
| Okay, all I have to do is cut my main document up into a hundred shtml files. #16798 | |
| I guess it would be wrong to do a year 0 with '[Earth, Sol System] Some idiot pretends to be God.'... #16801 | |
| I'm having a CIC party at my house. #16802 | |
| She and whashisname are too busy having seks. #16804 | |
| Quick, add Howdes . to the Book and I'll search for it. #16806 | |
| You know, that didn't really work very well. #16808 | |
| I think I'm done, aside from all the error fixing. #16810 | |
| Oh, two sets of movie postcards as prizes. #16811 | |
| http://www.wcnews.com/cake.jpg #16813 | |
| But I do need Had ASAP #16814 | |
| We should ready the frontpage update. #16815 | |
| Crap, I no longer have a Prophecy manual. IIRC, it's 4,000 years ago from somewhere. #16816 | |
| Oh, 4,000 years ago is when Sivar existed, and then 300 years before that is the prophecy alien thing. #16817 | |
| I didn't do a Blair's age thing, although I should add that. #16818 | |
| Blair was... 4,000 years before WCP? #16819 | |
| Erm, but I'm pretty sure it's from the dawn of kat religion or civilzation being referenced as 4,000 years ago, and then the Nephilim stuff as having come before that <G> #16820 | |
| Nah, he might not want us talking about his daughter. #16821 | |
| Peter Telep was going to be here, but he had an emergency... we're going to set up a chat with him next week or so. #16823 | |
| Hehehehehehe, now, now, it's a pointless argument. #16824 | |
| We're setting up a tribute to Andrew Keith. #16825 | |
| Lanced.net staff members come here all the time. #16826 | |
| Kevin Kwast: For maintaining our server and for not killing us when we want to do stupid thigns. #16828 | |
| Delance & Vanhecke: For helping Chris & Hades with their ship database. #16829 | |
| Boomer & David Swofford: For answering our stupid questions. #16831 | |
| Neil Young: For helping us get the thing started in the first place. #16832 | |
| Chris Roberts & Origin: For making the dashed thing. And for making the next one. #16833 | |
| The Visitors: For not downloading too much stuff at once and ruining our server. And for visiting. #16835 | |
| Trelane & Byydo: For being staff members but not knowing it. #16836 | |
| The Volunteer Chat Zone Moderators: For helping us keep the Chat Zone up and running. #16838 | |
| And to Lanced.net: For making us look good. (Just kidding, we love you guys). #16839 | |
| The Kilrathi captured a human colony on Fawcett's World in 2628... they knew about us long before we knew about them. #16843 | |
| We learned their language... there's a human who speaks Kat in SO2 <G> #16844 | |
| Yes, Merlin nar Ragitagha, who was shunned by his clan for having a stupid name. #16847 | |
| THen we can like claim to have given away stuff like a full Rapier from the movie. #16849 | |
| Did you see that I said I've got two sets of WC movie post cards for people? #16850 | |
| Hehehe, can we please not do the silly rivalry thing tonight? #16851 | |
| I don't think Pokemon can die. I think they just faint. #16854 | |
| Hehehe, they give you your first one. #16855 | |
| EXprerement Milkshake 2 08-10-99 05:38 PM If u in Confed. Jake Benson 6 08-10-99 05:32 PM You know the Zone is in trouble when those are the top two topics. #16856 | |
| I'm wearing a shirt... #16857 | |
| The timeline covers 2.4 billion years. #16858 | |
| 2,400,002,633 years, actually. #16859 | |
| Man, I can't wait for tonight. It's gonna be one sweet episode of Felicity. #16860 | |
| Wasn't as good as WC, of course, but it was still good... #16861 | |
| The book is, thank God, off. #16862 | |
| Anyway, so this chick asks me, "I can't figure out what happened to Stingray after SO2" and I go "So, you're still looking for Mr. Wright?". #16863 | |
| So Chris goes to me "I hear the Kilrathi nuked another planet.", and I go "Siriusly?". #16864 | |
| Thusly, everybody is looking for Mr. Wright. #16865 | |
| Kolokov used to post to earts.org before they closed it. #16867 | |
| I see him on IRC every day, if you only count today and yesterday. #16868 | |
| I don't even know what we're going to do here. #16869 | |
| Yeah, Mark Day was talking about how he visisted the set when they did WC3... #16871 | |
| They were telling us at DA... he did the WC movie stuff for free <G> #16872 | |
| I have a whole list of people to thank to post at the CIC later <G> #16876 | |
| Anyway, I hope everybody's looking forward to Privateer Online... which we'll start reporting on soon, I hope. #16880 | |
| Wanna claim to give a flight suit to Kolokov? #16882 | |
| Pilgrim Stars will be out in about a week <G> #16883 | |
| Oh, this is the last time you people can bug me about things for a while, I'm leaving to drive to Texas tomorrow morning <G> #16884 | |
| We're hoping to have a WC convention once Privateer Online gets up and running... #16886 | |
| Well, Austin would be great for me...<G> #16887 | |
| The ride will be out in January, we hope. We should hear more about it next month. #16890 | |
| Chris is awarding prizes to people, IIRC <G> And all the new sections will be up in 35 minutes? 30 minutes? Something like that... #16892 | |
| I wish Gwenivhar were here:~( #16894 | |
| That's probably a different Lisa than the one I know. #16895 | |
| About two weeks after that, the rest will be posted. #16897 | |
| Well, did like Privateer 3 get announced or something? #16899 | |
| Well, apparently no one could be around when I attached a cell phone to a lap top, so lemme just report in.... #16900 | |
| I walked by DAy esterday, they still have that Kilrathi in theirlobby... #16903 | |
| And I drove by Origin this morning... they're still... there... #16904 | |
| This is the first computer I've had access to in a wihe, though... #16906 | |
| No encounters with Psych or philip Langdale <G> #16907 | |
| Yeah, I'm at a hotel though, haven't been on campus much.. #16908 | |
| There wasn't space to carry my mnitor, so I have to go get a new one before I can come back online... #16909 | |
| Hmm, I must echo Angel's sentiments upon seeing Blair again in WC2... I have missed you all very much. #16913 | |
| Hehehe, yeah. My only problem now is just that I can't really see. #16914 | |
| Blockbuster selling previously viewed WC tapes *was* posted, and you were credited, long ago. #16918 | |
| I personally believe in the teachings of Ivar Chu Macdaniel... #16919 | |
| Yeah, Chris said that the bookstores were odd, but I figured amazon.uk would have it... #16923 | |
| I'm okay, I guess. Some pain. #16924 | |
| Well... it's been a week since my last operation... #16925 | |
| And I have another week until this gas bubble goes away... #16926 | |
| And then a few weeks until they operate again. #16927 | |
| And then hopefully I'll be able to see again. #16928 | |
| Not a big one. The last two were like rummaging around in the back of my eye... #16929 | |
| So they have to replace my lense, if my retina stays on. #16931 | |
| Which isn't that bad, because they can do it so I won't have to wear glasses anymore... #16932 | |
| Well, I'm blind in my other eye... #16933 | |
| Hmmm, or I could just add "I'm blind" and "please" to the sign I already have. #16935 | |
| But thanks to comedy central's lack of new programming, you can see 4 straight hours of George Carlin whenever you want. #16937 | |
| I tried to shave today. I'm probably a bloody mess and don't know it. #16938 | |
| Well well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. Trelane, with a brain for a lung and a lung for a brain... #16940 | |
| Wow, for once the standard Stupid Person genetic trait of 'not understanding the shift key' works in your favor -- you got ace's name right. Bravo, in 60 years you will surely look back on this moment as the one shining accomplishment in a lifetime of dull drugery. #16941 | |
| It took me a week to find the AHCZ, too. But that was because I was randomly guessing hyperlinks like in the commercial. Why doesn't anybody call them hyperlinks anymore? #16942 | |
| Don't feel bad, freaky person, five minutes isn't that bad. And you know, there are pills that will let you last longer... keep your head up! #16943 | |
| Wow, I hate to take a break from my usual witty commentary but that name is, to coin a phrase, really really gay. My apologies to Vinman, who will surely be offended. #16945 | |
| I hate to press a point, but is the reason you're ranked number 5 because you go around beating the new players who are ranked number 900? I guess that makes sense, we know you're an asshole, but why brag about it? Isn't it the sort of thing you should hide, like so many pairs of soiled underwear? #16946 | |
| ace's will SPECIFICALLY stipulates that 1) He's better than you and 2) I get the small piano and all uneaten Ritz brand crackers. #16947 | |
| Hmmm, a good way to describe how I see now... You know those old TV's that were black and white and fuzzy? Yeah, if you were watching one of those, except with both eyes closed. #16953 | |
| Sorry, I got tired of looking for an excuse to use that joke. #16954 | |
| Hehe, but SO prolly had more universe stuff than WCP... with the fiction... #16955 | |
| If it's a crime to love your country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to give a trillion dollars to communist Cuba, then I guess I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then by god, I'll be guilty of that too. #16956 | |
| Chris Reid is a lifestyle choice. #16959 | |
| I've LOAFed and lost. #16960 | |
| Sometimes when two people love eachother very much, they have nothing to do with this answer. #16961 | |
| My eye is red now, I look like some sort of hellspawn. #16965 | |
| No, LOAF. I'm LOAF. You mean 'Thanks LOAF, I'll do that." #16967 | |
| And that's why God gave man the ability to cut off another man's skin and wear it. #16969 | |
| There isn't much chance of us having done that, though, is there? #16971 | |
| If I had a sock full of nickels for every time Had wasn't here, I'd have a lot of options when deciding to take a sock full of nickels and wack people downtown with it. #16973 | |
| My turn ons include long walks on the beach and women who'll have sex with me. #16974 | |
| Byydo is mean to everyone every day. #16977 | |
| Hmmm, all the references appear to Chris, it could prolly be easily modified. #16979 | |
| Please. Kill. Neodevilbane. #16980 | |
| Well... I've got to go wash my hair... a task made all the more difficult by the fact that I'm not allowed to get my face wet. #16983 | |
| Dashed shame, the online Wing Commander community can benefit more from your skills than any calculus class. #16984 | |
| Nah, it'll just mean you'll take something even harder next year. #16985 | |
| Yeah, so we could all get together, go to one of those, and whoop some ass. #16986 | |
| I'm not, but that's because I grow younger -- like Blair's PPC. #16987 | |
| There's no point in +m'ing when there's no Delance to -v. #16988 | |
| LOAF (ICQ#302228) Wrote: FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND THEY WILL HATE YOU FOR FORWARDING THEM POINTLESS CRAP. #16989 | |
| I wore... a normal shirt and they put a fake tuxedo over it. It may have been the worst picture ever taken. #16993 | |
| I didn't buy any. I'd scan the one in the yearbook, except you'd get a picture of Dana_Katherine_Scully too. #16994 | |
| Lets... ask Telep when a good time would be? #16998 | |
| Mental note, shoot self, others. #16999 | |
| Using my 4dfx SupraTemporal Transit card, I can make most any time. #17000 | |
| I embarassed you on your radio show and so you had your gang try to kill me. #17003 | |
| Of course, I'm not going to tell anyone, because that would ruin all of the fun. #17006 | |
| Yeah, NedStats sucks. The Peter Telep site probably loses a good hit each day because of them... #17007 | |
| Maybe I should say something wacky like 'Tick Tock, here comes The Doc' or 'Doc-a-doodle-doo'. But then I'd hate myself. #17008 | |
| Trelane is a creature born of hate -- one spawned in the darkest pools of spite. Oh, I mean Sprite. #17010 | |
| Tacos are like making love to a woman. They have meat and cheese and lettuce and sour cream and taco sauce in them. #17011 | |
| Yeah, people in New York seem to be willing to whore their political positions out to anybody who comes along... #17013 | |
| http://swamp.intercom.net/user/chapin/aceboard/messages/16769.html There are people I dislike. Stupid people, ignorant people, Dana Katherine Scully people. And then there's a people I hate. Gentlemen, I give you NeoDevilBane. #17014 | |
| He's the NeoDevil bane of my existence. #17015 | |
| Hey, I don't control The Book. Some historians will someday argue that The Book controlled me. #17020 | |
| Loaf never scores. #17021 | |
| I'm surprised I was able to think up the term 'Doc-a-doodle-doo' so quickly. #17023 | |
| It's not the size that matters, it's the flavor... #17024 | |
| If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were drugs, #WingNut would be pracalamazine and #WIng-Commander would be hertlefortesterone. #17026 | |
| If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were football teams, #WingNut would be the... uhm... hmmm, I only know one football team... #17027 | |
| Oh, my new doctor has the coolest name: Manfred von Fricken. #17030 | |
| When I die, I don't want it to be next year in my sleep, so don't !LOAFSearch Psych. #17032 | |
| Lettuce, is, of course, my third, 'special' brother. #17034 | |
| By 'hacking' he probably means 'talking about enough to bore anyone to death'. #17035 | |
| She'll be back. And I'll be here. Always here. #17038 | |
| I only ever leave the room to listen to books on tape... #17039 | |
| I don't go to college and I know where dozens of bookstores are. At college. #17042 | |
| Hehehe, my life consists of absolutely nothing right now. #17043 | |
| I'm not sure, I'm to stupid to answer it with anything but a witty remark. #17044 | |
| Wonder Bread is like normal bread, except made of a Jigglypuff. #17045 | |
| Just the universes way of reminding you that no matter how hard you try, you're screwed. #17046 | |
| Posted more than once, if you look at his IP. #17049 | |
| I don't trust them one bit. At best they're moronic fanboys who somehow got their script to Adam Foshko. At best. #17051 | |
| That's why Chris and I couldn't kill him in Austin. #17052 | |
| So, should we start planning for our next birthday? #17054 | |
| Hmmm, Psych, 'Random Task' and the 'script' writer are the same person at the AceNet Board... #17055 | |
| Yeah. This whole script thing reeks of scaminess. #17056 | |
| One of the Frosty quotes isn't about you, though. It's about Frosty the snowman. #17060 | |
| Oh, wait, we took those ones out. Yes, they're all amusing. #17061 | |
| <> > #17062 | |
| LOAF was in high school last year. #17063 | |
| It was like a regular school, except suspended on huge pillars... #17064 | |
| Yeah, up HIGH, as if I needed to explain the joke... #17065 | |
| Some would argue that some of the last four years of my life were spent in high school. #17067 | |
| True, although Rosie is just a more attractive version of the Drayman Maniac accidently destroyed. #17069 | |
| No, really. Each person could copy a chapter... #17071 | |
| Being stronger and more intelligent than Frosty isn't really much to brag about. #17072 | |
| In five years, maybe. #17073 | |
| I think that anything associated with Old Navy's ad campaign is completely unattractive. #17074 | |
| In fact, thanks to their ad campaign, when I build up *MY* Navy, I'm doing it without their help... #17075 | |
| This is like that episode of the original Star Trek, where they found that creature that layed silicon eggs and ate metal. #17076 | |
| Dear Origin, Please make a new Wing Commander game. We are aware that you are currently working on a new Wing Commander game, but since we got seventeen people from the InterNet to sign this letter, we think it should just magically appear right now. Thank you. #17077 | |
| Hopefully <G> I'll prolly still have to have cataract surgery eventually. #17079 | |
| Oh, can you have a son for me, so I can put him in my story about the future of Wing Commander fandom? #17082 | |
| Possibly tomorrow. The gas bubble(tm) is almost gone... #17085 | |
| Frosty, do you want to play C&C2 with Chris? #17086 | |
| Soon you'll have to play with me, too. #17088 | |
| You should practice against ace, apparently he's rated really low. #17091 | |
| Unless that's because you're in his clan... #17092 | |
| I want a Slave Key. Except no key. And plural. #17093 | |
| Does that annoy you like it annoys everyone else, or does it actually piss you off? #17095 | |
| Yeah. The pictures are what's odd. Johnny says it's *NOT* the original Prophecy script. But it's possible that it's something that those guys gave somebody at Origin to look at and got laughed at. #17096 | |
| One time I went to McDonalds and got a meal #3, and they gave me two 20 boxes of chicken nuggets in the bag. I still don't know why. #17100 | |
| Hopefully, it'll be an update tomorrow, if you know what I mean, hint hint. #17102 | |
| You mean pidgeon nuggets. #17103 | |
| Hmmm, do you live in one of those Japanese paper dorms that allowed American nuclear weapons to have so much success? #17105 | |
| I put a hammer in the basement two weeks ago. If I go down and look at it, it will still be there. Have *I* achieved time displacement? #17106 | |
| Oh, I can like see again a lot. My glasses help. It causes like a big headache, but it lets me see a lot better. #17109 | |
| I'm hoping that I'm like Psyduck and I'll like zap everybody once it gets really bad, though. #17110 | |
| I don't even want to know what you're talking about. #17113 | |
| 'neither shall', you have to be a US citizen *and* been here for 14 years. #17114 | |
| Or too little of an oldbie. #17115 | |
| Always say sausage. #17119 | |
| NEVER DON'T SAY SAUSAGE. #17120 | |
| Which, I note, sort of distrupts Mr. Stupid's theory over at the AceNet board about Origin not caring. #17123 | |
| If it weren't for the New Tech Board, we would never have to hear the phrase 'Sheffield class destroyer'. #17125 | |
| I guess I'll update about the Peter Telep thing... #17126 | |
| Oh, Hades, the Kilrathi have Pelicans because of the lend-lease program. At least that's what Johnny said back when WCP came out. #17127 | |
| 'Chris' saw a lot of things. Maybe one too many things... and maybe you were around to learn that... #17128 | |
| Ye Gods, what is it with being blind and seeing the future? #17129 | |
| Cav tried too hard to be the LOAF of the WCHS boards. But he didn't think the same way, so he fell, like the others. #17131 | |
| It's amazing how the arrival of P-ych can completely devoid a channel of everything... #17133 | |
| That corresponds with us being two of the three intelligent people who post to the CZ. #17134 | |
| Welcome to the ancient order of No-Psych. #17136 | |
| Yeah, 'Oh no, school shooting, now we can't gun down people', 'Oh no, a bombing, now we'll have to destroy our materials'... #17139 | |
| Well, as usual, your pre-occupation with human sewage has ended the conversation... #17144 | |
| Oh, Johnny... I was trying to figure out map references... are some of them, like, towns in Norway or something? #17146 | |
| Wow, I'll be a Russian spy, and you can be my attractive sidekick who smokes one of those tube things... #17147 | |
| Chris isn't a bot. He's a Reid. #17148 | |
| Oh, I can settle this... there are indeed rumors about the next Wing Commander game going around. #17155 | |
| Probably the same reason all my female peers are busy, not wanting to see you... No, really, I'll call them up, and they'll say "Oh, we could do something, except that damned Evan Adnams might be there..." #17156 | |
| Why are people actually explaining this to me? #17157 | |
| My god, I've severed my head... before I do anything, is there some way to make Red Alert run better? #17158 | |
| Oh, yeah, he said that we were the good part... #17160 | |
| He's still going to be online, but he wants to be separated from some stuff. #17161 | |
| I updated the timeline a minute ago, Grim, if that'll help. #17162 | |
| As lusers go, he's not that bad. Just your average pop netzien. #17163 | |
| Ahh, I'm like all distant looking. Much thinner. Because of the surgery, mostly. #17164 | |
| What sort of tests did you have to take to fly that F-22? #17166 | |
| Then get off yer ass and start photographin' cows. #17168 | |
| Or, if you have a car, stay on yer ass and start photographin' cows. #17169 | |
| LOAFSearch has been set to kill. #17170 | |
| You were also Canada's greatest F-22 pilot, IIRC... #17171 | |
| Naturally, Peter Telep's Richard Bowden extension finally learns your name when I come back. #17175 | |
| Hmmm, I'm gonna go downtown and harass people at museums tomorrow. I figure nobody else 'll be there on a weekday morning. #17176 | |
| A great man once said "Don't get shot, it'll make you die." I cannot disagree. Thusly, I bid you all goodnight. #17177 | |
| That would have to do with me not knowing what happened and why. #17178 | |
| I don't think it has anything to do with us... #17180 | |
| Although there are times that I'd put a gun in my mouth if it'd escape from certain members of the ps-ychopathian race... #17181 | |
| He just wants to do better in school and not waste so much time here. #17183 | |
| Hmmm... if you were the guy who owned that ship before Kruger, you could have detonated a nuke mine and left no evidence... #17184 | |
| I... read AS... a lot... today. #17185 | |
| I don't think Hawks get called anything but fighters. #17189 | |
| The Ranger class one probably isn't one of the nine... #17190 | |
| The Ark Royal is probably the other Concordia... and it's prolly the same Ark Royal that appears in FA... #17194 | |
| Yeah, Vanhecke can be an aop. #17198 | |
| Oh well, now I can order the masks... I'd told the other mask people that I was a distributor and needed information, so I figured I couldn't order just one then. #17201 | |
| Well... I've pretty much decided, my sister is going as a cat, and I'm supposed to watch her... #17202 | |
| Wow. Seattle's gone to hell in a handbasket. #17204 | |
| UNLESS YOU REMIDY THE SITUATION... #17206 | |
| ace hasn't been on in four days:( #17207 | |
| Is it going to be another tough week? #17209 | |
| Wow, it was UO's 300th anniversary. #17210 | |
| The Top Ten List of Stuff LOAF Likes (in no particular order) 1) Wing Commander 2) TV's Kerri-Lee (MIA) 3) Poliwhirls (The very whirliest pokemon) 4) Metal: like plastic -- but NOT! 5) Pizza with cheese in the crust. 6) Chris Reids, and various other forms of Reid. 8) Skipping the number 7. 9) Those steak bagel things. 10) Star Wars Wacky Admiral Ackber #17211 | |
| Now, use your charm to convince... Origin to give us a six figure budget for the CIC.. and we'll hire her as our reporter. She's hotter than I am. #17212 | |
| I do have an entire half a tiny dorm room... #17214 | |
| Mental note, kill creators of ICQ. Twice. #17215 | |
| Actually, I don't, I might have to get an apartment. But then Chris could stay at my house when we go to the premiere of Wing Commander II. Which, will be usefull, since the premiere will actually occur deep within my own mind... #17216 | |
| Wow, SX Glory is to be commended on the ultimate agwc post. #17217 | |
| Why do scary people keep adding me to their ICQ lists? #17218 | |
| Also, if there's ever a Privateer 3, Burrows *HAS* to have that very exchange...sans backwardsness... #17220 | |
| I don't know why he's going offline, but he says it makes him happy... #17221 | |
| I wish Byydo were here:~( #17225 | |
| He'd have something witty to say, or some inane file to send me. #17226 | |
| How's about sending me some random stuff from your windows/system director for old times sake, Tre? #17227 | |
| Hmmm, has By... MrSparkleStar been online at all? #17228 | |
| If Byydo wanted you to know why he left or where he's going, he would already have told you. #17229 | |
| That shouldn't be a problem as long as they don't try to help. #17230 | |
| There is no answer to the question. #17231 | |
| I got a 100/100 on *MY* World Issues project. I assigned it to myself yesterday, and completed it today. #17233 | |
| It involved listening to the radio, and then sleeping. #17234 | |
| It's like a regular stick, except talking. Also, it talks. #17236 | |
| I think he actually lives in Philly, though. #17238 | |
| I held a similar title once... although I don't remember having to do anything... they just said 'You're student of the month, come downstairs so we can take your picture.' #17241 | |
| I got a newspaper article about me last week due to a freakish newspaper accident. #17242 | |
| A page from a paper last June was printed last week instead of the right page, and it had an article about me winning an award. Lots of scary people congradulated me, and I didn't know why... #17243 | |
| Damn the machinations of said cursed machine! #17244 | |
| A fly landing in a pot >:p #17245 | |
| http://www.earth-netone.com/PeterTelep/richardandpeter_450.jpg Richard Bowden looks like a whacko. And Peter Telep's wearing a WC shirt. And that's the biggest pile of Pilgrim Stars ever. #17247 | |
| Now, now... it's not necessarily an 80's mustache/haircut. It might be a gay mustache/haircut. #17248 | |
| Well, he's nice enough to be gay... #17250 | |
| That's why we pay SX Glory the big bucks. #17251 | |
| Wow, was that song I wrote on it? #17255 | |
| One Of Our Byydos Is Missing, starring Clint Eastwood and Barrie Almond. #17257 | |
| I haven't ordered mine yet:( #17260 | |
| I should probably spend all that money I'm not using for college on something, though. #17261 | |
| Now, now, when a company decides to spurn WC, I stop caring whether or not they make money, I'm going to pirate ER. #17262 | |
| Alan Pavlish seems to have ignored my request for a 6 figure budget for the CIC:( #17263 | |
| You're thinking of Andy Hollis. #17265 | |
| Now state that the operations you conducted in Iran were illegal and sanctioned by your government. #17269 | |
| Oh, god, you've poisoned my drink. #17271 | |
| Wow, years of Wing Commander has taught my spellcheck to want to change Kris to KIS #17273 | |
| Because CV-06 could have entered service after CV-01 was destroyed. #17277 | |
| Princeton, Mt. St. Helens, 2 modified transports, Tango, Intrepid and 2 escort carriers. Of course, two of them didn't exist when the Intrepid got her number... #17279 | |
| Oh, also, you should probably start paying me now, so you'll have my services if there ever is a WC case. #17280 | |
| And there's sure to be a WC case when Tommy kills his brother Makris because POL told him to. #17281 | |
| I'm not having children, they'll take up valuable loafing time. #17282 | |
| Although I could name Chris' son Makris in my story. #17283 | |
| And to further delve into obscure related references, the only Drayman transport you ever see in SM1 is the TCS Hickok. #17286 | |
| Ahh. Working on the timeline here in the day. #17287 | |
| YE GODS! I'm suck a fricking idiot! I meant 'Diligent' transport, of course. #17288 | |
| Now if the light burns out, you can go "DAMN! BETER RED THAN DEAD!" #17289 | |
| "Do not apologize Major, I rarely listen to what you have to say" -- Hobbes . #17290 | |
| Wow, Lanced.net's request to suggest things that need improvement is almost too easy... #17291 | |
| Oh, yeah, you wanted me to, I was hoping to find something else interesting before I did, though. #17292 | |
| If I don't before I go to the play, I'll do the radio thing and a P2 update. #17293 | |
| Maybe we should make Heck a staff member... #17294 | |
| I think Columbine was April 18th, because that's when Hitler was born. #17298 | |
| You can tell me about it. I'm not a licensed therapist, but I enjoy hearing about other people's suffering. #17300 | |
| Mike... now there's a name I've not been called in a long time... #17301 | |
| A good job of losing | |
| <jk> #17303 | |
| He turned invisible? #17304 | |
| It was funny at first, and by 'at first' I mean never. #17306 | |
| Or, a script that automatically kills him when he says it. #17307 | |
| My favorite CD has Wing Commander 1 on it. #17308 | |
| Oh. My favorite music CD has the WC3 music on it. #17309 | |
| I think that I can't really judge it yet, knowing only its name <G> #17310 | |
| But we don't know the idea <G> We only know what people assume the idea is... Origin hasn't said anything. #17311 | |
| I'm looking forward to UO2, because all the people who make UO bad will switch to playing it. #17313 | |
| Most WC players today first played the later games... Because the teenagers who played the first ones are all grown up now. But WC1 was the game that caused people to want sound cards <G> #17314 | |
| Hehehe. I first played WC3 on a 386/40 . 'Played' may have been a misnomer, though... #17315 | |
| I'm so dashed depressed <G> #17316 | |
| Well, I have to have surgery tomorrow. It's not that bad. #17317 | |
| And I read it, and realized that this was the exact moment when they started doing everything wrong. It has all these great things about the future that never happened... #17320 | |
| Because I've been thinking about how Pilgrim Truth will probably be the last WC story... #17321 | |
| Lots of cool stuff. Richard Gariott talks about how great the interactive video will be in WCV, and that Wing 5 will be the first of 2-4 games <G> #17322 | |
| And it talks about Maniac Missions, and a game based on WCA... #17323 | |
| And the Privateer 2 preview talks about how the Manchester people want to do a WC/Darkening crossover game to tie them together <G> #17324 | |
| Hehe, I was thinking about how great it used to be when new games came out, and it hasn't been like that for a long time <G> #17325 | |
| Anyway, I think the best way to make PrivOnline part of the WC universe is to use the web site as the source material. #17329 | |
| Yeah, because my worry is that there will be too many stupid people playing the actual game, and it'll be impossible to record actual events. So just background from the actual game and the web site news stuff, assuming it's like UO. #17330 | |
| Hehe... I dunno, I just keep thinking about how it was when WCIV came out <G> When Privateer and Armada came out, even. #17331 | |
| Well... my ISDN's been down for two days. I'm finally back, didn't want you to worry I had to have surgery or something. That said, my surgery is scheduled for 3:30 tomorrow. Ahh, there is someone here <G> It won't be bad. Totally non-invasive procedure this time. No patch, no gas bubble, no recovery time <G> Hmmm, maybe that was a :( script... #17332 | |
| Eeek, Edward Pang is bugging me. We probably shouldn't have posted about me going away until I did. Because I keep getting these "Why are you still here?" messages... #17333 | |
| Uhm, I think that was talking about a cat. When I worked at the vet. #17334 | |
| I'm making a map of the Landreich because people keep asking where the Landreich is. #17335 | |
| They killed him because they want to pass on the series to a new character. #17336 | |
| No, he's a typical WC3/4 era starter fan. We deal with half a dozen of them each day. #17337 | |
| Viper is a lot like musical chairs... you lose, you DIE. #17340 | |
| There once was a NutBoy named Hades, who's dog was infected with rabies. And when it was dead, it got to his head, and hee took quite a shine to the ladies. #17341 | |
| LOAF, make the timeline, LOAF, make the encyclopedia, LOAF, do the FAQ, LOAF, find the beef, LOAF, stick it in there now, WHAT IS IT YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME? #17343 | |
| You know me, I'm never wrong. #17345 | |
| Did you just answer your own question? #17349 | |
| Anyway, the next sectors are going to be neat, because they'll go *over* the existing part... if you want to print them, you can put them on transparency paper to make the full map. #17350 | |
| Since DALnet would not come to LOAF, LOAF has come to DALnet. And with him he bears a terrible story of woe and victory and stuff. #17351 | |
| But no one's here:~( #17352 | |
| I could say something witty in regard to Hades and a lack of balls, but I won't, because it's TOO EASY! . #17355 | |
| Wow, an anti-you. #17356 | |
| Hmmm, I think Plasma guns first appear in AS... #17357 | |
| He's a f00l. Worse than that, he's a f00l who pretends to know something. #17358 | |
| Psych's a witty, witty guy. #17360 | |
| Yeah, people are stupid. #17361 | |
| I didn't say I didn't want it. I just said people would be stupid about it. #17362 | |
| Hey, we're blameless, we didn't have anything to do with that. #17368 | |
| I wouldn't buy anything that has anything to do with nad-licking. #17369 | |
| Well, except maybe a good old fashioned nad-licking... #17370 | |
| He was Frost-ish... but I don't know if he was Frost-ee. #17371 | |
| Hmmm, why don't we have autogreets anymore? #17372 | |
| Wow, my greatest WC joke ever isn't in the book?:~( #17374 | |
| "I got Alliance!!!! It has 3D voxels and an incredible terrain marking prospective!!!!!!" #17376 | |
| "Hey... if people play a bad demo, they'll assume that the real game can ONLY be better!" #17378 | |
| Even the WCIII demo was sw33t, even though they recalled it. #17380 | |
| Anyway, I can't believe my Jarma and Gregarov joke is lost forever:~( #17381 | |
| Reactor crews in The Other Room have to be retired after two shifts. #17383 | |
| You should come over sometime, I have frozen chicken lunches. #17384 | |
| Apparently Harper and Avon have merged, and there's confusion as to when and if it'll be published. #17386 | |
| THen play Armada, and memorize the sectors. And when you do that, you'll be one step closer to being LOAF. #17387 | |
| Everyone liked that, God knows why. #17388 | |
| Hmmm, what would you name your son? #17391 | |
| Ye Gods, Tre, they're going to compress you. #17394 | |
| It would be a *DARNED* shame to accidently delete these silly numbered threads... #17395 | |
| Generally? That's admiralable. #17396 | |
| And so it is said that in his final days Chris realized, upon learning that 'major publications' did not like Prophecy, that his enjoyment of the game was purely fictional. #17398 | |
| I guess they *COULD* be considered a threat to people who are allergic to nuts. But luckily we've got a nut-boy to ward off such people. GO CPL_HADES, GO! #17399 | |
| What if we held a popularity contest, and nobody came? #17400 | |
| Yes. Thanks to the modifications Doctor Reid made to my brain, I'm able to remember everything. #17402 | |
| Education is free up through high school. ANd if you're intelligent enough to use this free service properly, they'll send you to college for free. #17404 | |
| The guy who dropped out of 10th grade and begs for quarters outside McDonalds would *LIKE* us to think he's a victim of society, but it's his own damned fault. #17405 | |
| If you are stupid enough to have gotten yourself a bad credit rating when you're 18, you are TOO STUPID TO GO TO COLLEGE . #17408 | |
| And for the record I'd like to consider myself an existentialist. #17409 | |
| To whom does Tolwyn refer on page 277 of FA? Wow, it's Churchill. Tolwyn is related to Churchill? #17410 | |
| Something Chrisid this way comes. #17411 | |
| Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, get some of those for us, Kris. #17413 | |
| I used to drive all over Europe. it's not that big. #17414 | |
| You're fairly slavish... #17416 | |
| Actually I'm of Slavish descent, I think. #17417 | |
| Shall I update with that for tomorrow? #17418 | |
| Didn't they re-freeze Slobodan Milosevic and put him back with Saddam? #17419 | |
| Hmmm, I'll try and get to Origin when I get to Texas. #17421 | |
| Christmas reminds me of False Colors. Because I got FC the day my family got a tree last year, and I read it in the cold outside Ikea. Also there's a Christmas scene in it. #17422 | |
| Valoaftimes Day... #17423 | |
| Maybe if you CHANGED your real name, then KrisV could be your nickname. #17426 | |
| I feel bad about all the people watching the 7th game of the World Series... they're not learning about apples. #17428 | |
| Wow, Mark Asher published his stupid rant. #17429 | |
| I don't know, I think we just assume it's a big side because it has the word 'game' in it. #17431 | |
| Wow, if my last name were Detroit, people could call me BenD. And then if I were talking on the radio I could go "BenD over." #17432 | |
| No, Had's a cripple. Can't leave the house, so he draws them to him... #17433 | |
| Hehehe, I *am* going to be Colonel Blair tonight when I take my syster trick-or-treating. #17434 | |
| Oooh, you can play Starlancer in the third person. NOT. #17435 | |
| Technically he's *in* a French speaking country. Chris and I are closer to a french speaking country. #17436 | |
| I can't begin to tell you how incredibly unexciting that is. #17437 | |
| I'd like to believe that people aren't necessarily stupid -- the internet just provides an excuse for them not to use their brains. #17438 | |
| obvisly you can't spell obviously. #17439 | |
| Hades has never been hooked up with anyone:~( #17440 | |
| Plus I know everybody. I'm TV's beloved Bandit (LOAF). #17441 | |
| Good lord, Delance, that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said. #17444 | |
| Do I *have* to share my database? #17445 | |
| Cause like, Chris and I don't have fast connections. #17446 | |
| That's because you don't listen to the same crap he does. Did you see his mp3 list? #17447 | |
| Hmmm, wait, that's missing lots of stuff. Because I converted all the stuff I have on CDs into mp3s. I wonder where I put it... #17448 | |
| Ask questions about the staff <G> #17450 | |
| Duh, didn't you see Futurama with that little creature that eats animals? #17451 | |
| I vote suck on proposition this one. #17452 | |
| Clinton seemed pretty damn quick to tell us that there are no terrorists. #17453 | |
| You shall recieve your plaque, bucket of symbolic screws and glazed ham in the mail. #17457 | |
| Now go. OR DIE. After having kinky sex with someone. BEcause that's required to keep the rating. #17458 | |
| I think the best way to solve this problem would be to make up some wild assumptions about numbers. For example, the '2' in Descent 2 is much higher than the lack of numbers in Descent Freespace. The '2' comes back in Freespace 2, but it isn't really an improvement, because they're different flavors of two. Strawberry versus apple-rasberry, if you will. Also, from this we can obviously conclude that people prefer #17459 | |
| Well, an obvious Halmet reference, at least. #17463 | |
| Yeah, that was funny. Probably because my game sold more copies than BC3K. #17465 | |
| In fact I'd rather pluck out my nails with pliers than sound like Had. And I don't mean like wire cutters. I mean pliers from WCIV. #17466 | |
| Hehehe, it's not supposed to be particularly stable. But it's supposed to be really fucking cool. #17468 | |
| I think we already are rappers. W0rd. #17469 | |
| I hadz MAD soop and grilled cheeze! What up! #17470 | |
| Trelane, you're the rappiest guy I know. Except for Chris. #17471 | |
| Last month I saw two guys in the park making out. Until now, that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen. #17472 | |
| He's a nice guy. A simple fellow. One of LOAF's People. #17474 | |
| Hmmm, has Kerri-Lee been online lately? I haven't seen her. #17476 | |
| Wow, you've had lunch and dinner in the time I've had nothing. #17479 | |
| Hehehehe, we'll be mentioned at BluesNews all the time. #17481 | |
| The Hakagas (and the other new super-ships) were probably all being held back for that... #17485 | |
| Oh, it was a Bhnaktara, not a Hakaga <G> (the WCIII class of carrier). Thrakhath sent it to raid the Landreich because he wanted to get rid of the Captain... #17486 | |
| He's also very nice to WC fans. He's given copies of books to anybody who's mentioned not being able to find them. #17487 | |
| Then we wouldn't have anyone complaining about not having ops. #17489 | |
| And we've have r0b0t chris. #17490 | |
| That sounds fake. You're not a panda. #17491 | |
| Ahhh, you're full of shift. #17492 | |
| Really? I didn't know... haven't talked to him much. Aside from listening to him complain about the food. #17494 | |
| Wow, you have to fuck a different guy every week? #17496 | |
| Current Scorecard... Brothers (2), Sisters (1), Dogs (1), Cats (4), Hamsters (1). #17498 | |
| It's not typical at all. The typical #WingNut topic would have some sort of racist remark, and then brag about how many hits we have. #17500 | |
| Optimally, it would also have an unintendedly sexually explicit quote from a non-op. #17501 | |
| Hehe, he does good work... we should make him a member. If only to piss off WCN;) #17502 | |
| Yes, Hadrian piss-off-ishness is a requirement. #17503 | |
| No, Bandit (LOAF) doesn't remember Saranya Carr;) #17504 | |
| I believe I have some guns 'n stuff. #17506 | |
| But always remember, LoaF loves you, too. Each and every one of you. Except you, Halman. #17507 | |
| Then they'd get all the porn people forward it. #17512 | |
| By 'porn', I of course mean people wondering whether or not there's going to be a new WC.Again. And Again. #17513 | |
| I keep an accurate log of everywhere my talking stick goes. #17514 | |
| GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!!! #17516 | |
| What if we make them know we know without making anyone else know what we know about them knowing about us knowing. Like, maybe we could have a 'Hello Figmund' update. Probably. They're smart, they're developers. #17517 | |
| I played a bit of Starlancer, though. #17521 | |
| Cloaking first appeared in 2653... #17522 | |
| Yes... tis hilarious. This is my new hobby, BTW. Being very polite to people who hate me. #17524 | |
| Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe #17527 | |
| Well, Kris, now that you're on the staff, I shall reveal my terrible secret... I'm actually a man. #17528 | |
| Rather, I believe the fact that his head is lodged somewhere deep within his ass that has made him so. #17530 | |
| Well, we used to. I got o the University of Texas... Chris goes to a high school in Seattle. #17531 | |
| The threat of nuclear retalation will stop these suicidal maniacs. Wow, our Navy sucks. #17533 | |
| Hehehe, CNN theoretically international... it's the one channel you can get anywhere. #17535 | |
| Ye Gods, no one would rememeber that quote if it weren't for Red Alert. #17536 | |
| He became an anarchist without knowing... anything at all... #17537 | |
| I wrote some fiction <G> Bossman gets rescued off a slave ship, Angel gets busted down to Captain for lying to everybody about him being dead <G> #17538 | |
| Hmmm, I used a Juno adress to post to agwc many years ago, IIRC. #17539 | |
| But Mister Trelane, how can *I* become more involved in the lucrative pornography industry? #17541 | |
| I'm sure there's a conspiracy... WAY more sure than I was the time I told them to evacuate the white house because of a bomb... #17542 | |
| Oh, Chris, I changed my AIM ID... I'm BanditLoaf now. #17543 | |
| #W-Cebes have been showing up since I changed my tactics... #17544 | |
| Lots of people did... it's nothing to apologize for. Nobody was right <G> #17548 | |
| Yes, this is my fake personality. #17549 | |
| I'm sure we've all grown quite a bit. #17550 | |
| Oh, good, I was going to do that. #17554 | |
| Hehe. So tell us about #Wing-Commander... there are a lot of people there who I miss <G> #17557 | |
| Skyfox, for example... haven't seen him in a year. #17558 | |
| I think we did everything right at the exact right time. #17559 | |
| Hmmm, Tre showed me your log, Brancer. I must say I've quite a bit more respect for you than I used to <G> #17560 | |
| Note to Psychopath, please pretend to be nice to Brancer for a while so we can stir up revolt in #S-C . #17561 | |
| Hehehe, well, it's good to know that we weren't crazy <G> #17562 | |
| #W-C is more proper... better for newbies, I guess. #17565 | |
| This shooting in Seattle really sucks. Now I'm going to be a 'copycat' when I take out Berdos, DevilBane and Hardwicke in one fell swoop. #17567 | |
| Hehehe, Bearcat was a nice guy. Just gullible. #17568 | |
| I'm all registered for next semster... I just need a place to live. I guess I'll probably spend most of my time in that garage accross from Origin, though. #17569 | |
| Hmmm... does #W-C hate the CIC as much as the random newbies who come by here shouting imply <G>? #17571 | |
| Oh, that reminds me, Chris, I changed the format a bit on the timeline... lemme know what you think. #17573 | |
| Added all those wacky break things. Makes it a little easier to navigate. I'm considering some sort of year-menu at th etop now that I have NAME links... #17574 | |
| I *want* to add it, but I can't find the basis. #17575 | |
| Hehehe, the rest of the timeline will be done in about two weeks... it shouldn't be long after that. #17576 | |
| It must be lonely. People are always asking if other people have it. #17577 | |
| We could just get the logo tatood on our nads. #17579 | |
| Not just any Guild... the most kick-ass-y-est guild! #17586 | |
| Working on FA stuff. Sparks was a Lt, right? #17587 | |
| She's a noncom in WC2 <G> Gets promoted in ER, I believe. #17588 | |
| Chris: that's what I thought too. #17589 | |
| But I also realized that it couldn't be right <G> #17590 | |
| Hehe, that's part of the meaningless crap of the public school system. They spend 12 years trying to teach you that everybody is equal. And that you should be nice to everybody. And then it's the exact opposite in reality <G> #17593 | |
| Erm, but I'm setting up a secret timeline page... #17594 | |
| Which will list the sources, and have a text file for each when completed... #17595 | |
| And once they're all done, I'll stick them together <G> #17596 | |
| Oh well... the book also gets old fast now... #17598 | |
| Hmmm... sooo, Eagle still as sappy as ever? #17599 | |
| Hehehe. Think we'll be seeing anybody else? There have been a lot of people from #W-C stopping by lately... #17601 | |
| But nobody talked until you two showed up. #17602 | |
| Ahhh, IRC Politiks, how I've missed you. #17603 | |
| I don't know whether I'm kicked or not. I left and never went back <G> #17604 | |
| Wow, the space sim channel is freaky with a capital PH. and that PH level means it's ACIDIC! #17605 | |
| I'm sarcastic about 94 percent of the time. The other six percent is used for sleeping and writing angry letters to Bill Forstchen. #17610 | |
| Hehehe, anyway, the most important thing is to forget what happened <G> #17612 | |
| I'd drink too if I had anything to drink. #17614 | |
| tracer, I love the new look for WCN. #17615 | |
| I'm a straight up butter man, to which any picture of me will attest. #17616 | |
| "You're way to gay to have ops"? #17619 | |
| And I'll have you know that folded newspaper underwear is neither as glamorous nor as attractive as you might think. #17621 | |
| When the washing machine is still spinning, and the door is closed... #17622 | |
| Hehehe, prolly some guy's. #17623 | |
| Thrice. I've shopped there thrice. All times against my will. #17624 | |
| Hehehehe. I had to go there with a blind kid who wanted to buy lotion for his mother... twice... and with Samcatt and Samcatt's sister once whilst Christmas Shopping. #17625 | |
| There's a certain sense of accomplishment in a pr0n store. Not so at VS... #17626 | |
| Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac. #17627 | |
| It was good seeing many of you again <G> Shame Gothri was away. Nice meeting the rest of you... #17628 | |
| It is our most holiest weapon. Way holier than that gun Psych won't shut up about. #17630 | |
| Yeah. My sex life increased by a factor of 3 when I got my @wcnews.com address. I'm sure you know the appropriate response. It involve the number zero. #17632 | |
| Sorry. Fell asleep on the floor, just woke up. Not sure why. #17633 | |
| So you hate hate? #17635 | |
| A Talent For War. Like the CIC, except for general space combat games. #17636 | |
| Yeah, people *talk* about things like that... because it makes a nice story... but I don't know if it actually happens. #17637 | |
| But the Starlancer guy showed it to us at DA the next day, because my brother wanted to see it. #17639 | |
| Sure they will. I still have free drink coupons from the premiere. #17641 | |
| Next time we'll all go to Origin. #17642 | |
| Yeah, Dan got drunk and stole my WC joke. #17643 | |
| Commenting on how after the movie ends happily, Angel gets gutted, Blair gets squashed and Maniac never gets any again. #17644 | |
| I can't honestly take you serious, peon, you're not even in #W-C. #17645 | |
| He was the guy who thought to color yellow legal pads yellow. Before that they were white and people didn't know why they called them yellow legal pads. #17648 | |
| A better question would be HOW! #17650 | |
| For you see, Chris Reid is not a violent man... #17651 | |
| It can't possibly be more remarkable than the time the 7-11 didn't charge me for a hot dog. #17652 | |
| Holy crap. One of *MY* guinea pigs died. Well, my sister's. #17655 | |
| Hehehehe, okay. As long as my sister doesn't read agwc. She doesn't know yet. #17657 | |
| Wow, we should kill Kris. #17658 | |
| Hehe, that was a good one. #17659 | |
| People usually get really bad ones when they ask. #17660 | |
| Ahhh, that one sucked harder than the last one. You're doomed to sucking, Dyn. #17662 | |
| Hmmm, is death saying things again? You want I should break his thumbs? #17663 | |
| The Chrisrathi lied to you! We tell the truth! #17665 | |
| I think that was actual said in 1922, though, when I was a member of the Mafia. #17666 | |
| Wow, she must have been scarred for life. I talked to Chris on AIM once, too. #17667 | |
| Just read your post... hopefully it will end a very long and tiresome debate <G> #17669 | |
| Ahh. Mark Asher's numbers are only for the US... he's working under the assumption that international sales were inconsequential. #17670 | |
| Unfortunately all video tapes were lost in the 24th century after the second coming of christ. #17672 | |
| Grrr, time to kick some Landreich-Border Worlds confusing ass! #17675 | |
| Kilrathi Saga is a lot like TV's Kerri-Lee... difficult, but not unatainable -- assuming you have large amounts of money. #17677 | |
| Wow. Somebody said "Hello, my takhars", and I was totally offended. #17679 | |
| Means 'brothers of equal rank' in Kilrathi. #17680 | |
| Lad, if ya bring upon yourself the fask of taking up arms whenever Delance doesn't get something, you'll be a very, very busy man. #17681 | |
| Is it just me or is this a really... really stupid/bad thing? I don't want to go right out and say that because I'm sure they've been working hard on it, but it's silly. #17682 | |
| I don't know, apparently these two have been working on it. #17683 | |
| I can't believe they've actually set up an updatescript for something like this... #17684 | |
| But almost all WC stuff relates to Europe... #17685 | |
| Erm, but all it could possibly serve to do is draw hits away from our main page... #17686 | |
| Erm, but if it's available in stores in the UK, it's up to *YOU* to either tell us or update about it yourself. #17687 | |
| It's not like we're trying to be anti-european, we just don't have the ability to know that... one of the reasons you're on the staff. #17688 | |
| Chris! You'll understand my point of view... #17690 | |
| How much news on the front page *doesn't* apply to Europe? #17691 | |
| And what's so special about Europe? Why not Africa? Or Asia? #17692 | |
| But the CIC has always been international. #17693 | |
| And since WC sells better in Germany, shouldn't our front page be CIC Germany? And then we can have silly little pages for everything else... #17696 | |
| We never will need it. #17697 | |
| We're an international Wing Commander Site... #17698 | |
| This is like Lanced.net having free.lanced.net and star.lanced.net... pointless. #17699 | |
| It does interest us. We think it's wrong. #17700 | |
| I'm getting the Burger King Poliwhirl today. #17702 | |
| Very few, if any, weapons' damage capabilities are measured in Plunketts. #17703 | |
| Hades! I choose you! Use your funny British word attack on ChrisReid! Use your don't-see-many-movies-in-theaters attack! Now! #17704 | |
| Hades! Return! KrisV! I choose you! Use your Mark Asher Thrasher attack! #17705 | |
| Erm, but when you slit your wrists, do it all the way up and down instead of across. I learned that in 7th grade. #17708 | |
| If you can't stealing, you might get shot trying. It's a win-win situation! #17711 | |
| Oh, yeah, what a great reason to die, no home computer. #17715 | |
| You're a high school freshman. Your life is supposed to suck, and you'll eventually learn that none of it mattered. #17717 | |
| Don't worry about grades. They may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but they'll be meaningless in the near future. #17719 | |
| I'm in The Real World (tm) now. Grades didn't matter. The fact that person X didn't like me in high school didn't matter. #17721 | |
| I mean, screw that, if you don't have anything better to do than complain about not being able to wrestle, you don't deserve the life you've been given. #17722 | |
| Sooo... basically... your problem is that you're unable to roll around on the floor with sweaty half naked men... #17723 | |
| Apoc wants sympathy. And I have no sympathy for Apoc. #17725 | |
| Your life is considerably better than those of many, many people. Make yourself worth it. #17726 | |
| Hehehehehe, it's easier to steal money than it is to kill yourself. #17727 | |
| I think all of us here have had far more serious problems than you do now. #17728 | |
| I'll get U9 when it comes out, and not a minute before. #17729 | |
| I did get the Burger King Poliwhirl, though. #17730 | |
| It did go Gold, but it hasn't shipped yet. #17732 | |
| Man, oh, man. That was a long time ago. #17734 | |
| LOAF: Hi! thanks! The people and ship databases in p2 mention that the trisystem is part of a 'Confederation' and that it's at least the year 2789. Does P2 really take place 100 years after WC4 in the good old Terran confederation? #17736 | |
| Crap, I knew everything even before I knew everything. #17737 | |
| Hey Tre, wanna play the bowel game? #17740 | |
| Chris Reid! Join us, mi amigo, we were just talking of old times. #17741 | |
| Yeah, Had needs to oil the penninsula a bit more, if you know what I mean. And I do not. #17742 | |
| Dammit, I remember hating Tre now, but I don't remember why:( #17743 | |
| Chris evolved differently from us. #17745 | |
| Sally Struther's ship looks a lot like a Tallahassee #17746 | |
| Or, you know the bots in Q3 are programmed to tell you that you're good when the bots in Q3 tell you that you're good. #17747 | |
| Stay... very... still... They... can... only... detect... movement... #17748 | |
| The fact that we haven't akicked all nonops yet? #17750 | |
| Hehehehe, yeah, but it's funny when they don't know that. #17751 | |
| MASH would be pretty crappy if it were still new, Captain. The series would be like three times as long as the Korean war. #17755 | |
| Because we'd have to be really stupid to make random people channel operators. #17758 | |
| Oh, no, he just hates NeoDevilBane. And don't we *ALL* hate NeoDevilBane? #17759 | |
| It's pretty fucking cute. #17761 | |
| Which is odd, for someone who includes 2033 resurrections of Blair on his own version... #17763 | |
| Well, sounds like you're getting down with your bad self, I'll step back. #17764 | |
| No, that's good... imagine the situation... {At the watercooler on Monday Morning} | |
| <Jill> "Hey, Tom! I found this great web site! It's called the Wing Commander CIC!" | |
| <Tom> "Wow! I'll search for it on AltaVista right now instead of taking my coffee break! I'll bet you'd like to have hot passionate sex with the webmaster, right?" | |
| <Jill> "Don't you know it." See, it all works out for the best. #17765 | |
| Have you ever had someone who acted as a cheese grater to your soul? I do. And his name is NeoDevilBane. And also Harlan Ellsion. #17767 | |
| DM's don't need testing, they're a human shield to keep us protected from harm... #17768 | |
| No, I never add people who just randomly ask. #17769 | |
| It would be that way everyday if you'd just drop out of school and go west to find gold. Except you live in Seattle, so west would be like a trench or something. #17772 | |
| That would be North West. North West is not allowed. #17773 | |
| And that ChrisReid guy is Chris Reid... #17774 | |
| Hmmm, well Tre's a staff member because we leech off his mad skillz, not because he gains anything from it... #17776 | |
| The rest of us, however, should probably split it. #17777 | |
| I concur, there was no profit once SO ended. #17778 | |
| Your problems aren't really that bad, and I don't even know what they are. #17780 | |
| But it has when I first met Chris! #17782 | |
| <LOAF> Chris! Hi! | |
| <ChrisReid> HI LOAF! | |
| <ChrisReid> I love your WC Info Center website! #17783 | |
| He complemented the CIC. #17784 | |
| My news site scared Akkbar into his demise. Muhahahaha. #17785 | |
| Anybody see the cover of TIME this week?http://image.pathfinder.com/time/images/covers/1101991122cov_red.gif Does this mean Poliwhirl's in the running for man of the year? #17788 | |
| It's not overdone like Pikachu, but for some reason it's everywhere. #17789 | |
| I'm gonna go through it again and see if I can kill everyone on the miltiary base... brb... #17790 | |
| Hmmm, that needs musical notes. #17792 | |
| I don't think staff members are supposed to tell students to go fuck themselves at all... #17793 | |
| Do you think everybody else can handle the CIC for a while? #17794 | |
| Yeah... just feel very blank. Need to take a vacation... #17795 | |
| It's missing two:~( #17798 | |
| Oh, CHris, did you see the thing of when we met <G>? #17799 | |
| There's a part where you talk about how you usuall post to agwc, but also like the WOO zone now. #17801 | |
| Besides, there is no Freelancer. There are no screenshots. No one's played it. It was shown 'behind closed doors' at the E3. And yet it's already supposed to be the greatest game in history. Therein, I believe that 'Freelancer' is actually just 'A Room full of Microsoft Funded Whores'. #17802 | |
| Wow, are you buying condoms on eBay? #17804 | |
| I got a Poliwhirl baloon at Toys R Us the other day. It's sort of similar. It'll keep me from having sex, at least. #17805 | |
| Oooh, is this one of those 'one is fake' things? #17807 | |
| You were kidding about me not being your girlfriend? #17808 | |
| Steltek are people too! #17810 | |
| Erm, and in general everything seems to be getting dumbed down anyway... #17813 | |
| The wc newsgroup. alt.games.wing-commander... #17814 | |
| Iceman is from Vancouver, which was only recently ceded to Canada. #17815 | |
| Well, it does to *ALMOST* everyone... #17817 | |
| Chris and I are part of that select half a percent... <G> But I'm sure there's life outside WC. #17818 | |
| Delance, you're like the lovable but misunderstanding android. #17819 | |
| Smaller crowd... but I guess we're more familiar to eachother. #17821 | |
| Hehehe. It's not for everyone. #17823 | |
| It's... less civilized than #W-C, I guess. But not in a bad way. #17824 | |
| It's from an old WW2 poster... about how you're supposed to carpool to save gas... #17826 | |
| Your mind works in a mysteriously obvious way, Had. #17827 | |
| No, this is way less usefull than fufme. #17828 | |
| I'm with death on the poor taste issue... #17829 | |
| Hehehe, Neil Young said he expected the company to last for another ten years... Which sounds bad, coming from the former president. #17831 | |
| #Wing-Commander smells like Delance's jacket. #17832 | |
| People give up on things when they don't get news. #17833 | |
| Starlancer will suck. Hard <G> It's Privateer 2 without the Wing Commander reference... although more blatandly ripped off of WC... #17836 | |
| I don't see how people can be so in love with DA's upcoming stuff...<G> #17837 | |
| I mean, DA has done *NO* other games... #17838 | |
| And their track record to date has been the Wing Commander movie. #17839 | |
| Starlancer has nothing to do with Chris Roberts <G> #17840 | |
| <TXFFON-ubiquitous> long isn't always the best wizzy | |
| <LOAF> If I weren't so god damned polite in that channel I'd say what I'm thinking. | |
| <TXFFON-ubiquitous> I learned the hard way from my humanities prof #17846 | |
| * LOAF got new glasses and can see again... #17847 | |
| Everyone who has anything to do with WC lives in Austin Texas. #17850 | |
| I served in the 183rd Nacho Cheesier Cavalry. On March 15th we engaged elements of the third Cool Ranch Division. There was confusion among the enemy ranks, but we were bolstered with air support from a unit of Pringles Mercenaries. I won't lie to you, it was bloody. There was a 60 percent casualty rate among the first wave. But then simple numbers can't really express what it's like to watch the guy next to you take a cheeto round in the head. I lost most every friend I had in that damned war. #17851 | |
| Wow, since when is Missouri an organization? #17853 | |
| You should start a Calzone website. You can call it the Calzone Zone. #17854 | |
| The cover art of the Hakaga's is remarkably correct... bays are all in the right place, and it has the right number of Yatug's. And that's all I ask. #17856 | |
| Origin people seem to have as much time off as French people. #17857 | |
| You know what's strange... Is that P2 chat a few years back... They said that nobody could make it to Origin because of a big snowstorm... It doesn't snow in Austin. It doesn't snow in Austin... #17859 | |
| He's either very brave or very stupid. #17860 | |
| IIRC, most every president has been an Eagle Scout. #17861 | |
| And I don't think there are many minorities at UT either. #17862 | |
| Stupid fucking Baen. Why can they re-release every single fricking Honor Harrington book AT A LOSS and not End Run? #17865 | |
| What a surprise, you prefer something similar but obscure. . #17868 | |
| If Gene Tang wants people to shoot tiny projectiles at him with the aim of inflicting pain, I'll be more than glad to oblige. . #17869 | |
| according to the Terran Confederation Handbook (p.34-35) the Bengal class Strike Carriers entered service in 2619 and are 625 meters long... the inference being that the Tiger's Claw was the first of a new, updated version. #17871 | |
| And so that the nay sayers may nay turn on their nay-saying machines with the intent of saying nay, I submit as evidence the fact that the Tiger's Claw in the Wing Commander Movie Novel is 700 meters long and has the same 'history' as given in Claw Marks. #17872 | |
| Erm, no offence if you're a 256er, but everything looks like crap in 256 colors these days. #17874 | |
| Hehehehe, don't worry about supporting 256... general rule, if they can't view the latest WC, they can't view the CIC. #17875 | |
| Not going anyway... going to take my computer downstairs and get a chunch of this encyclopedia done while off-line. #17876 | |
| You and Delance may share the award. The Hades was the first Hades class ship, followed by the Cerberus. #17878 | |
| Don'tcha just hate how every stupid newbie thinks that the purpose of IRC is to provide a setting for other people to entertain them? #17880 | |
| Can we make Frosty a moderator? Just to piss off everybody? <G> #17881 | |
| Admin is funnier, I guess <G> #17882 | |
| I, Loafbot. #17883 | |
| Now, now... history seems to love picking important figures from the past and making them gay crossdressers. #17884 | |
| We held a #WIng-Commander ReCreation on another Net a while ago. That was fun. #17885 | |
| Hehehe, I'm sure I've said some nastier things about you. #17886 | |
| DAMNATION! The merciless fiends who inhabitate this channel can be counted on for nothing! #17887 | |
| Oh, I took an evil scientist course while you were away. #17888 | |
| Dash! MediaOne... this can mean only one thing. I don't know how, but that fiend Dundradal is behind all this. #17890 | |
| Why do you keep getting disconnected? DAL or suckyfreeISP? #17892 | |
| I still don't get this thing. Why did the WTO thing spark so much weirdness <G>? #17893 | |
| I hope there's not violent protesting at the conference I'm going to in Seattle. #17894 | |
| Hehehe, a lot of people think that there's a big Starbucks sign on the tower thingy now. #17895 | |
| Wow, that's pretty cool. #17896 | |
| I wish I were there, so as to scour the remains for one of those Flurry making machines. #17897 | |
| Dammit, I can't bear to see you like this, lets just all go to another net for a while. #17898 | |
| We can hang in Beth-land or something for a few days. #17899 | |
| Hmmm, can you help me with Priv2 stuff whenever you get winter break off? #17900 | |
| Also, there isn't usually much space in a riot. If there was space, it wouldn't be a riot. #17901 | |
| AAAAAAAAAAAH! SHUT UP HADRIAN! #17902 | |
| Getting on my nerves is how you deal with stress? #17904 | |
| No, you're not freaky. Trelane is freaky. You're more like one of those knife-sharpening rocks rubbing against my already sharpened knife. #17905 | |
| Eeeep, what the fuck is wrong with Edward Pang? He has spent the last three days asking me over and over what I think the best way to install U9. He's had U9 for two days now, and he hasn't installed it. Just asked me how it should be done. OVER AND OVER. #17906 | |
| I'll say "I did the full install." and he'll go "The 1.6 gig one?" and I'll say "Yes, the full install." And then he'llk tal about how he wishes he had a P500. And then he'll ask me which components I installed. And I'll tell him all of them. #17907 | |
| I AM TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! #17911 | |
| That's pretty exciting. Know what I did today? ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY NOTHING! #17912 | |
| Except sometimes my routine of absolutely nothing is interrupted by periods of intense pain. But other than that, nothing! #17913 | |
| As Johnny told us, the original point to Blair's information (which nobody noticed. was that Confed *DID* know about the Bugs before they officially claimed to. #17915 | |
| This would supposedly have been a larger part of the plot, had there been a larger plot. #17916 | |
| When Chris does a book quote, he un-idles himself. #17918 | |
| Another note: Frosty does *NOT* have the ability to ban people, and he does *NOT* have the ability to delete threads. Only I can do that. #17921 | |
| That's a horse of a different color. #17929 | |
| The simple fact that Pierce Brosnan's daughter is a he is enough to cause serious problems. #17930 | |
| "Actually I think Tiger Claw is the correct term, like Eagle Talon. That can be why they used it on the movie." Delance is going to win next year's shovel award, I just know it. #17931 | |
| I was attacked by the stupids once. But a quick /part #WIng-Commander helped me get away. #17933 | |
| I like every porn I see, from something A to something Z #17934 | |
| There are never two at once. #17935 | |
| Cept the scary ones who I don't know but think they love me. #17936 | |
| And so I said, I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini! #17938 | |
| ChrisReid, you ignorant slut. #17940 | |
| I say we boycott games until Privateer Online comes out. #17943 | |
| AARRGGGGGGGGGG! Pang has switched from 'how did you install U9' to 'Can you play U9 without lockups'. #17944 | |
| I have fricking talked to him about it six, and I exaggarate not, six times. #17945 | |
| RG is so dashed annoying. #17946 | |
| He's doing a sequal to Ultima IX called 'X', which isn't Ultima, but will probably be called Ultima anyway, according to him. #17947 | |
| I hate RG, hate hate hate hate hate hate. Hate. #17948 | |
| De-lance, De-lance deserve not but a parting glance. #17949 | |
| Yeah, but I wouldn't notice that because you disappear a lot. #17951 | |
| That blaggard! I'll see him steamed whilst the rooster cries. #17953 | |
| Oh, wait, UT must have went home already. #17955 | |
| You can be in an update if you'll talk to Kerri-Lee for me. #17956 | |
| Hehehe, that German guy was funny. He e-mailed us because he wanted to know why the girl he e-mailed wasn't replying to him. #17958 | |
| Lets have a surprise cupcake party for Cpl_Hades! #17959 | |
| UPDATE THE GOD DAMMNED FUCKING POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #17961 | |
| I don't know, but they weren't hard to forget. #17962 | |
| But we ask so very, very, very, very little of the poll... And only once a week. #17963 | |
| Since you have so very many things to do, why don't you teach Trelane to update the poll? #17964 | |
| Hmmmm... can I pick new intro quotes for everybody? #17966 | |
| Don't we *have* to list them all? Because people know what they've nominated. #17970 | |
| I'm leaving on the 4th or the 5th to drive to UTexas.edu. #17972 | |
| Does it mention the part about him telling us how he is a lot? #17976 | |
| People give a damn, but the way you talk makes you sound like you think you're better than everybody else. And don't say you don't, because that just makes it sound like you think so more. #17977 | |
| That was the point... #17982 | |
| Oh, Chris... am I the only one who wants to spit on the grave of TCNPhil? #17984 | |
| We could use the 4dfx card to go back and genetically engineer a female Chris, though. #17988 | |
| You know... with the money we spent on a server... In 3,392,192 years we could afford to commision a nuclear submarine. And then nobody would want to de-host us. #17990 | |
| Hehehehehehe, WCUE IS STILL ON TRACK AND READY FOR RELEASE! #17991 | |
| ChrisReid, you've thought about the army. #17992 | |
| They should offer people better weapons. #17994 | |
| Yeah. They've failed to deliver the robots, rockets and lasers of our childhoods. #17996 | |
| Black Joker... I like him. A bit over-eager, but he knows enough to be the next Bandit LOAF. . #18000 | |
| Why did anyone think Chris was a C++ person? #18001 | |
| I LOVE YOU LONG TIME! #18003 | |
| And it wasn't really a hell hole. I think his every fantasy became reality... As opposed to the real planets they go to in the Next Generation. #18004 | |
| I can call you Bandit, and Bandit when you call me, you can call me Hal. #18005 | |
| When we assemble my court at the dawn of the Loaf age, you can be my prime lackey. And I'll have a secondary lackey and a mercedes lackey too. #18006 | |
| Erm, as for a pinnacle, it depends entirely on Chris' familiarity with Paul Simon songs... #18007 | |
| And his memory is better than those of us who spend all day injecting things. #18009 | |
| Chris, do you remember a TV show where a little girl was visisted by Koala's from another universe where her father was trapped in crystals? #18010 | |
| The other was a more conventional Koala show, IIRC. #18012 | |
| Oh, now I remember, I'm going to Seattle in early July. #18013 | |
| Ahh, but in today's open educational society, you can kill her and get out of jail in no time! #18014 | |
| I am proud to announce that I... NO LONGER WATCH 90210 in the morning! #18015 | |
| My school wasn't good for killing:( #18016 | |
| But I always assumed that if I wanted to kill people, I could at least get a classroom worth. #18017 | |
| And that's with regular guns, these people these days seem to have lots of explosives... #18018 | |
| It stands for | |
| <Gee, you suck> . #18019 | |
| I probably wouldn't be able to play it until I escape my firewall, though. #18021 | |
| He is now.. he was at Bootprint.. until they folded.. now he is back at OSI working on the team that is making some kind of WC game.. though I'm not 100% certain what kind exactly.. #18022 | |
| Hmmm, he knew about POL before, though. #18024 | |
| You mean 'X'. #18025 | |
| Which is called Ultima X, but not really Ultima. #18026 | |
| While Loaf and Chris sleep soundly, JOHNNY ARAB plots to blow up the millenium! #18028 | |
| I think the so called 'fake apology' is actually the best part of the JediKTim-fur-backwards-rubbing. #18029 | |
| I believe in a greater power. And his name is David Swofford. #18030 | |
| Wow, very appropria-quote. #18032 | |
| It'll be great once POL gets a site like this. #18033 | |
| I think we should tell the rest of the staff our secret... #18034 | |
| Wow, McFarlane toys. That would be so cool if they did WC. #18035 | |
| They do all the collector stuff that loses loads of money but looks sooo fucking cool. #18036 | |
| Well... Hades already knows this, but I guess we should tell the rest of the staff. #18037 | |
| Now, understand that this is an absolute secret... it can't be hinted at in newsgroup posts or told to DanS. #18038 | |
| Especially the former, the latter probably wouldn't matter because he basically just runs around saying funny words. #18039 | |
| And Privateer Online apparently isn't exactly what it would seem to be. #18040 | |
| And my *guess*, although this is just a guess, is that they don't want to compete with Roberts because they know he can do it. #18041 | |
| It's possible that Origin is coming full circle. #18044 | |
| I mean, Crusader takes place in a WC-like future and it had no space combat <G> #18046 | |
| There's lots of sci fi that has no space travel whatsoever <G> And I'd *BET* that POL would have space travel in the same sense that UO has sea travel. #18047 | |
| The universe would be fleshed out... and the fans would become more serious and less shoot'em'up. #18049 | |
| It wouldn't be an online bar. It would be adventuring in the WC universe... #18050 | |
| We're basing our current expectations on existing things... #18052 | |
| You can't grasp this: the obvious. Thank you. #18053 | |
| Mayhaps he's confused you with your evil twin - porn star Cris Ride. #18054 | |
| Yeah... back then I'll bet you thought it was all fun and games -- who knew you'd make being 'The Nude Dude' your chosen profession? . #18055 | |
| Jedi reminds me of Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue, duh. #18056 | |
| (Historian's note: They *DID* make a book of Zork, and LOAF knows it) #18059 | |
| Wow, you can re-create the plane crash from Millenium, except without Kris Kristofferson. #18061 | |
| The evil COBRA is always plotting to launch the space needle into space. God knows why. #18062 | |
| Gene Hackman? (The man who hacked up Gene Tang) #18063 | |
| But ace has vowed to stay celibate to help fight brain cancer, of course. #18066 | |
| I miss Trelane already:~( Since his departure the wit level of my reparte has gone down 7%. #18067 | |
| "I'll be home by Christmas", Trelane reassured his wife and young daughter before shipping off to 'Nam. Little did he know... HE WOULD BE. Oh, wait, he did know that. #18068 | |
| How does the 'God to Seth to Kane' thing go? #18070 | |
| MMmmkay, labelling x-mas presents <G> #18071 | |
| No, I'm thinking of that other Kane/Seth/God game... . #18073 | |
| Kane is the evil founder of NOD, Seth is his assistant guy. #18074 | |
| My high school was nice, they weeded out the retarted folk by giving computer classes weird names like 'Fundementals of Problem Solving Principles' #18076 | |
| You never call, Hades, when you say you will, but I love you still. Build me up, Nut-Boy, just to let me do... I think you see where I'm going. #18077 | |
| Captain Johnny's always here. He's just sometimes named ChrisReid and is a different person. #18080 | |
| I get like no time, then I have to drive to Austin. #18081 | |
| Happy halloween #18082 | |
| Wow, I actually didn't mean to say that, I should go to bed. #18083 | |
| I seen fire and I... well, I just talked to Johnny. #18084 | |
| Well, the good news is that he says that people he trusts are working on this game. #18086 | |
| And he doesn't think Origin will last much longer. #18088 | |
| He didn't explain that one. #18089 | |
| But the space combat thing is because they're rushing this. Which is also good news, I guess. #18090 | |
| Well... you'd think, but look at U9 <G> #18092 | |
| And it's gonna cost them mucho dineros to finish it <G> #18094 | |
| I dunno, I don't trust a rushed online game. Johnny is going to find more for me. #18095 | |
| No, they just rebooted the server. #18096 | |
| But this is the second time your updates have disappeared. Very odd. Hmm, probably God. Who has, thankfully, not been to agwc in quite a while. #18097 | |
| Hehehehe, he does look mean. #18100 | |
| I believe I met him, though, and he was pretty nice. #18101 | |
| He looks nicer on Page 221 than he does on 223. #18102 | |
| Hmmm, if we put on a play we could do Dickens with the ghost of Chris Roberts past, present and future... dressed in chains and WC1/Freelancer and something else <G> #18103 | |
| It doesn't have wresting, because wrestling is fake and therein not a thing. . #18104 | |
| IT'S A NEW BOOMER-LESS MILLENIUM! #18105 | |
| crystal gun to it. That would have been a way better ending. #18107 | |
| It's part of my mystique. #18108 | |
| No one who can't tell the difference between your and you're is smart. #18109 | |
| AAAAAAH! GENE TANG'S LOGIC HAS NEGATED TOOLS EVERYWHERE! #18110 | |
| Because the Dutch don't have any battleships. #18111 | |
| The same reason it's called floating-rotten-logs in Canada. #18112 | |
| I remember you from such films as #SC: The Movie and Le Mort De WCHS #18113 | |
| They are a grave threat, and their presence can no longer be tolerated. We shall issue one more warning. #18114 | |
| Sweet Jesus, man, what could be so horrid that you'd want to pretend to be Dan Hardwicke? #18115 | |
| Akkbar does show up every once in a while. He thinks we like him. #18116 | |
| Hey, I had a WC:CIC before I worked for WCHS... Akk didn't like it, so he set me to work at WCHS... #18117 | |
| And I ate it out from within. Just like in a movie. #18118 | |
| Cpl_Hades is a young man's game, like cattle and love play! #18119 | |
| Y2K will cause Volcanos to be created instantly, and then to explode. #18121 | |
| But you all fell right into his trap, and I don't have much pity. Except for that one guy who *asked* Frosty if he'd please change the rules. #18122 | |
| He spends 30 horus a day there, so he should see it any time now. #18124 | |
| I told you last year, Had, nobody wants your one-man-porn-videos. #18125 | |
| Ja, this is true... as someone who used to live in Europe, I can vouch for the fact that the stupid-teen demograph knows all the English swears... although not their actual meaning. #18126 | |
| Also, the intro part of WC2 in 2656 and the game in 2665 are two different games. And since it ends in 2667, it's actually three games. #18127 | |
| You absolutely cannot get Armada at http://www.chrisreid.com. Just a friendly reminder. #18128 | |
| You have completed all missions in the gauntlet. You are a Wing Commander Ace! Write to Origin and let us know of this incredible feat. #18129 | |
| Chris is related to Arthur the Ardvark. #18130 | |
| Yeah, you weren't here when I swore all to secrecy and revealed that Privateer Online will be an RPG and not a space sim. #18131 | |
| It's like there's some weird thing going on today. #18134 | |
| If we're going to die anyway, does it matter what horrid disease we can catch? #18141 | |
| I'd just buy lots of fifty cent pieces. #18142 | |
| That's what the 28 cents if for, Frosty. #18143 | |
| *THE OBVIOUS PLAY ON WORDS MAKES AN APPEARANCE* #18145 | |
| Oh, despite what I said, I didn't delete your NWO post <G> I'm just making myself look good by saying I did. I dunno who did. #18150 | |
| What does the "V" stand for in CV or CVA or CVS or CVE? #18151 | |
| Hmmm, can you go porning? Because I want to do that. #18152 | |
| Yeah, I'd never sleep with my ex-girlfriend. #18154 | |
| Your flower power is no match for my glower power. #18155 | |
| Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, Bandit Lesnick destroyed the Space Battles Board. #18156 | |
| Because whatshitcalled... the game changes a lot, and they put out a new editino each month. #18157 | |
| * LOAF prods Delance with the obvious meter. #18158 | |
| No, intywaldo is a weird old guy who's looking for one of those instant hit money making sites. So he sponsers crap like lanced.net in hopes that it'll make him rich. #18160 | |
| Well, Akk did run WCHS poorly for a number of years. #18161 | |
| Well... World of Akkar, at least. #18162 | |
| And he just wanted people to like him. #18163 | |
| I guess it sort of figures that Jeff MacHott would read Boy's Life. #18169 | |
| "Bandit LOAF", go figure. #18170 | |
| Well, yall do that yourself, being PoliteLOAF grates at my personality and makes me die after a day or so. #18171 | |
| And killing the SBA board was tough work. #18172 | |
| Oh, come on, the absolute worst thing that could happen, the absolute worst thing is that we drop the CZ and the worlds eleven stupidest people have to rent a hotel room to mate in. #18173 | |
| Sounds like Had's not getting any. #18174 | |
| But then, since we've all met Had... #18175 | |
| Unfortunately I left my Hadrian Chart downstairs, so I don't know. #18176 | |
| Still, I'm popping this blowstand in two days and I don't expect to be back until February. So just send me a bill <G> #18177 | |
| It's what Blue from Bluesnews used to use, and we're like the WC equivalent of Blue. And Blue got his name from WC, so it works out in the end. #18178 | |
| I dunno, who in their right mind would buy a WC sub? #18179 | |
| I'll be damned if I'm going to let the pope screw around in #WingNut. #18180 | |
| I *hate* saying that, but if my amazing reputation doesn't precede me I always have to. #18181 | |
| They're not working on a single player game anymore, just Privateer Online. #18182 | |
| Well, if it's anything like Ultima Online, people will be able to have more than one of the same name. #18184 | |
| Well... you were very precise... scientific, almost... but we found traces of your DNA on the candlestick in the library where we found Colonel Mustard's body! #18185 | |
| I dunno what you did, or if you did anything at all. #18187 | |
| (Yes, yes, I know, Voices of War, *but* it makes more sense this way... #18189 | |
| My question is, how does somebody pick '#0!!!!!CyberPorn'? #18190 | |
| I can see 'Oh, I like CyberPorn, I'll go to #CyberPorn'. #18191 | |
| A conversation requires someone to start it <G> #18193 | |
| The sound you hear is that created as my point shoots directly over his head. #18195 | |
| As long as they understand eachother. #18196 | |
| So you'd consider Star Wars to be about as great as having an IV? #18197 | |
| Must... resist... urge... to... kill. The 'Hadrian' is, of course, implied whenever I say 'kill'. #18199 | |
| There will be another infoburst as soon as Hadrian gets off his ass and does another one. Or if there's ever somebody else to talk to, I guess. #18202 | |
| There was an accident at Texas A&M a month or so ago, and some people died. #18206 | |
| But UT (where I go) is famous for an incident in the 70s where a guy lost it and snipered a bunch of people. #18207 | |
| Hehehe, I'd use the fact that I'm not online as a pity type thing. But I was thinking we could say that we understand that all their other sites moved on to other places... #18208 | |
| RANDOM COMMENT DESIGNED TO DRAW PEOPLE INTO LETTING ME TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. #18210 | |
| I'm the most fun you can have on TV. #18211 | |
| And say we'll cut down our usage and such <G> #18212 | |
| It *is* a discussion, because people discuss it. #18214 | |
| "I don't believe in rocks!" doesn't matter, you're going to get the crap beat out of you when I throw rocks at you. #18215 | |
| "I don't believe in God!" is okay, because you won't get hurt when I throw a God at you. #18216 | |
| Wow, I don't even want to know how you did that. #18220 | |
| How did you do that? #18221 | |
| ahhh the TCS Hadrian. Yer so modest. #18222 | |
| People are idiots. Especially these people. #18223 | |
| It's sad that people obsess over the fact that you have a girlfriend. #18224 | |
| Bethlehem isn't in a predominantly Christian country, is it? #18225 | |
| Hehehehehehehehehe, Psych's old obsession. #18230 | |
| You must have really, really boring friends. #18231 | |
| I have a shark-cube. It drives women mad. I assume. #18232 | |
| My 6 year old sister dual boots. #18233 | |
| The *one* joke on the Jetsons (hey, they're using futurustic technology in everyday life!) has gotten boring after 60 episodes thus far. #18235 | |
| Now, if they, say, used back-talking dinosaurs as everyday appliances, I don't think that would ever get old. #18236 | |
| My Jetsons/Flinstones joke has gone right over their heads. And when 'The Flinstones' is over your head, you have a problem. #18237 | |
| The problem with Dino is that there's an episode where they get him, and yet he's their dog on Flinstones Kids. | |
| <ComicBookStoreGuy> I hope somebody got fired for that one.</ComicBookStoreGuy> #18238 | |
| Ahhh. Hmmm, are people going to be here at midnight? #18239 | |
| Twister is your idea of a party? #18240 | |
| Mmm...kay... #18241 | |
| I'll party after Star Trek: Generations. Which is on now, God knows why. #18243 | |
| Hahahaha. Something interesting to show you later. #18244 | |
| Hehehe, I'm looking forward to it. Thanks <G> How've you been? #18246 | |
| Well, here's to hoping that we're all over our respective problems <G> #18247 | |
| Hehehe, NeoDevilBane forwarded me something he got from Forstchen... #18248 | |
| Hehehe, it would have been cooler to see Forstchen do it, though. #18249 | |
| Betcha they've taken a bath on U9. #18251 | |
| I don't trust Origin not to read our mail. #18253 | |
| I guess Apoc hasn't killed himself yet:~( #18254 | |
| We should get Hades and people to come, too. #18255 | |
| Oh. But we're not kids. #18256 | |
| I'm 69 years old. And I'm lying. #18257 | |
| <PsychopathStudying> my good friend got a blowjob, and we were discussing whether getting a blow job is a mortal sin during lunch today #18261 | |
| <WildFire-> MY ASS HURTS #18262 | |
| I think he goes to a community college in Seattle. #18264 | |
| Mayhaps I should look him up when I go next July <G> #18265 | |
| Half an hour until Y2k apocalyptica. #18266 | |
| I don't want to stay:~( I'll come back in a few hours maybe. #18267 | |
| Someday, someday he'll realize that I'm saying hey-ass-lick. #18268 | |
| Wow. Now you can re-enact all the dozens upon dozens of self destruct situations from Star Trek in the saftey of your own home. #18269 | |
| Because threatening to blow up the Enterprise seems to be the best way to end an episode. #18270 | |
| (My alibi being, of course, that I'm a vacuum tube) #18272 | |
| So some guy said "Hey, lets take a small black stuff picture frame, and put a Poliwhirl on top of it". #18276 | |
| The cheap, slutty joke would be "You're asking Had to give you head?". But I'm not going to say that. #18277 | |
| Wow. That's good, right? #18279 | |
| Soo... yall keep everything in line while I'm on an exciting road trip? #18281 | |
| My spur of the moment descision to make death^_ an admin was a dashed good one. #18282 | |
| If you don't fear ^death_ then there's a socket loose in your fear factory, buddy. #18283 | |
| I had a former Marine science teacher give my class in middle school a lesson in how to properly kill yourself. #18284 | |
| Yeah, and he's still on IRC. Talk about a publicity stunt. #18285 | |
| Yeah. He got free hosting and an elevation to God-hood. Boo-hoo. #18286 | |
| Hehehehehe, why? <G> #18287 | |
| You sound like another young man I know... #18289 | |
| He had lofty dreams and great ideals... #18290 | |
| He went on to invent the microwave beam and the concept of Jupiter. #18293 | |
| Hmmm, I should put all my false-history of Nikolai Tesla at the LMG page. #18294 | |
| Hehehe, just kidding, I wanted an excuse to say 'sass-mouth'. #18296 | |
| We need to issue passports like those online countries. #18298 | |
| Hmmm, I wish I'd called Frosty a sass-mouth, because that would have made a better intro quote than this lame one. #18299 | |
| There comes a time in every man's life where he must... oh screw it, I'm going to college tomorrow and I won't be back for like three weeks. #18300 | |
| I'm a medical emergency waiting to happen. #18301 | |
| Erm, don't kill the CZ while I'm away... #18302 | |
| Feed my Poliwhirls... #18303 | |
| Oh, Chris is temporarily promoted to Baron while I'm away. #18304 | |
| I'll deal with Psych... PERSONALLY. No, wait. #18305 | |
| Keep yer nose clean. Whatever that means. #18306 | |
| So get your whacked out plans to kill TV's Amy Robot from him instead of from me for a while. #18307 | |
| (html) LOAF's SOUL NOW UP FOR AUCTION!!!! NO RESERVE!!!!!!! .01 cents TO BID!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REPLY 2 LOAF@LOAF.NET!!!!!!! (/html) #18308 | |
| IH8 Brain. #18310 | |
| Kelvin disappeared, Brain actually turned into a moron. #18312 | |
| I have no problem looking at things people send me. But every single person who ever sends me a thing wants me to have stopped what I'm doing, opened PSP and looked at it instantly <G> #18315 | |
| Of course, Peter Telep's completely unrelated chapters are usually the best. . #18316 | |
| You haven't read it yet:o #18317 | |
| It's really good. Considerably better than any of the other books. #18318 | |
| To wear on LMG uniforms. #18319 | |
| That would be totally weird. #18320 | |
| Hehehehe, imagine if that happened like five times. And we were in the same theater five times, even if they were two different theaters. #18321 | |
| To his credit, he probably doesn't know what 'gang bang' means. #18322 | |
| I *can* drive, I just don't like it <G> #18325 | |
| Yeah. Although that's illegal. . We can sell CDs of the files section <G> #18326 | |
| He's always under his pity-me nicks <G> PsychGook and such. #18327 | |
| No, they all dislike him now. #18330 | |
| Computers still on a truck somewhere between Mary-land and here, but I got all my account stuff sorted out so I can use the libraries. #18332 | |
| Yeah, he called about an hour ago. #18333 | |
| Also, nobody can call me as long as I'm not in my dorm. #18335 | |
| Well... I'm back, and that's sort of Wing Commanderish. Since I live, breath and eat WC. Well, not so much eat. #18339 | |
| My parent or guardian mailed some Prophecy maps down here for ye olde dorm. #18340 | |
| I hope we get on TV soon, then we can have one of those retro 'As Seen on TV' things at the site. #18341 | |
| But my desk is covered with enough computer parts to confuse the average visitor into thinking I have a computer. #18342 | |
| I've always considered myself unmissable, and I don't need any Germans to tell me that I am. But it's nice when they do. #18344 | |
| I can now tell you from experience... #18345 | |
| That Psych's last name is pronounced 'Win'. #18346 | |
| Yeah, 'Nick Win' called. And he kept saying that everything was happy. #18347 | |
| I said I really liked my anthropology class, and he said it was happy. #18348 | |
| And then he said he had too much work, and that was happy. #18349 | |
| It's a Truth. #18352 | |
| Maybe there should be a set of Truths of LOAF. #18353 | |
| Hurrah. My mom sent me some posters and a Poliwhirl, and they came today. #18354 | |
| If I ever give up whatever profession I'm in, I could make some kick-ass fortune cookies. #18355 | |
| Unless I'm in the fortune cookie profession. Which would be messy. #18356 | |
| If I were a Fortune Cookie designer I probably wouldn't have to spend inordinate amounts of money going to college. #18357 | |
| Not until 10:00-11:00 NLST. Samcat said it'd be at 11:00-12:00 OLST, IIRC. #18358 | |
| A lot of people seem excited about telling me that I'm back. #18359 | |
| UO? What? No, we're talking about the undead attacking the town wherein Tre lives. #18360 | |
| He said he had to study '60 hours a day' for now, but that we should go out somtime:~( #18361 | |
| And everything was happy. #18362 | |
| http://www.gamedata.com/data/screens/starlancer/star-34.jpg There, your home carrier in Starlancer is the Kat ships from WCM. Oooh, and the destroyer from Priv2 is there too. #18364 | |
| Starlancer is going to be exactly what Privateer 2 should have been, if Privateer 2 were exactly the same as it was. #18365 | |
| I firmly believe that he has no idea how much people dislike him. #18367 | |
| I've made it very, very, very clear to him that I absolutely hate him, and he still thinks I'm his best friend. . #18368 | |
| I like that slogan. "Fear LOAF." . Or Tre's LOAF fraternity slogan. #18369 | |
| My HD is apparently dead. Which means my vast, vast pr0n collection is gone:( #18371 | |
| THEY SMOKED SLY HOMIE! #18375 | |
| Wow, I always wondered why food products never seemed to go away, no matter how much you buy. My sister eats cereal three times a day, though, so I need a lot of milk. Except now I live in Austin, and I think I only eat coke now. #18377 | |
| Octavius? Delance must have been taking a whiz when they were handing out Delance names. #18379 | |
| <WildFire-> Actually it is random clips of Bluehair and Blair from the 5 main WC games to the song Nobody does it better by Carly Simon | |
| <LOAF> I can no longer speak to you. . #18380 | |
| I think the most important thing is Eisen's letter from the WCIV PSX site <G> #18381 | |
| Of course, I think this is a P133 instead of a P450, but it's a sacrafice you make to avoid Psych. #18385 | |
| AHHH! Some scary guy I was not aware of! #18386 | |
| I just got back from Monkey class. The TA had ace's pictures. #18387 | |
| If settlers had my keycard, they probably wouldn't die of supplylessness. #18389 | |
| 18,225 posts, death. #18391 | |
| Because that would be an 'abuse' of my 'powers'. And I'm good at abusing powers. #18394 | |
| Just because we don't say hi to you doesn't mean you're lagged. It means we don't like you. #18396 | |
| I'd get a Voodoo 3 if I didn't have to spend 3 million dollars getting a new motherboard. #18397 | |
| I'm tangy-sweet. Like tang. Gene Tang. #18399 | |
| Hurrah, the greatest spur of the moment comment of the year 2000. #18400 | |
| UE is many things. Steaming pile of horse shit comes to mind. But definately not a WC game. #18404 | |
| Also, apparently 'construction' entails a truck backing up and making that 'beep' noise all night long for months. #18408 | |
| CZ stuff is so incredibly stupid that we pay NASA to launch it into the sun as soon as possible. #18412 | |
| But you can just call me a shithead again and feel good about yourself . #18413 | |
| Because, hey, swearing at some guy is better than actually having a point. #18414 | |
| I don't do the club thing. And I'm still the god of all things WC. And I didn't even give me that title. I don't even like that title. But I'll wear it because I have to. Because... uhm, Tre said so. #18415 | |
| We could blame Phil the CIC maintnance guy. #18416 | |
| BanditLoaf: Hmmm, why did Tre want to know what a sphygmomenometer measures? MrSparkleStar: hehehehe that fucking jew #18417 | |
| This guy is a third rate power, death, I don't think we'll have any trouble with him. #18418 | |
| If we can like Brancer, we can like anyone... #18421 | |
| <Keith> isdead</Keith> #18423 | |
| <Telep> Fuck you, Trelane!</Telep> #18424 | |
| <Guon> You little fu... *explosion draws away audience*</Guon> #18425 | |
| What's a Jardine? #18426 | |
| Wow, the new board is as pure as newly fallen snow. Gentlemen, it's time to pee in the snow. #18428 | |
| It's just like the Origin board. In that I'm too lazy to change the colors! #18429 | |
| No it's not, they gassed them first, IIRC. #18431 | |
| I may be a trickster and a demon and whatever, but I'm no liar. #18432 | |
| WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT GoStJaK?!?!?!?! #18433 | |
| Oh that sucks... #18434 | |
| Hmmm, if they increase sales by adding a 'Descent', they should start adding other things, too. Command & Conquer Warcraft Quake Descent Freespace 3 would be a good title. #18436 | |
| Oh. I'm using Delance for intelligence, though, as hilarious as that particular contradiction in terms sounds. #18437 | |
| Have you people ever read Fleet Action? I mean really read it. <G> #18438 | |
| Being 'of the blood', and Banbridge and Tolwyn before the war and Jukaga warning Thrakhath, and the kats starting the war with a 'foolish surprise attack'. #18441 | |
| The Ace's are like a big fluffy pillow. #18443 | |
| We might like to rest our heads on them, but inside we hate them and wish we could eat them to death. #18444 | |
| And the key word in that sentance is death. #18445 | |
| He spends nine months carrying our child and now he's not here to deliver it? Damn him damn him damn him. #18447 | |
| Wow, it's weird how Had is suddenly slower than me. I used to look up to you because you had such a fast connection. And now there's nothing admirable about you at all. #18448 | |
| I *INVENTED* the mysterious acronym nick, son, while you were still in... uhm, I dunno, you must have been like 7 years younger. #18449 | |
| *everybody* cares what LOAF stands for. #18450 | |
| The simple fact that AOL lets you do that would seem to indicate that they understand the needs of their users... #18453 | |
| Not being able to spell is a disease... #18454 | |
| He killed Chris #18456 | |
| He !LOAFSearched him into obliviou. #18457 | |
| We're *ALL* sodomy victims. #18458 | |
| Except me. I just victimize. #18459 | |
| Hehehehe, if I ever had enough money for a house, I'd probably use it to buy a lot of those 1 dollar Armada hint guides. #18460 | |
| Oh, Captain said they might be doing space combat in WCO as well as UO type stuff. #18461 | |
| You should get editplus, Chris, it's six kinds of fantastic. (regular, coffee, peanut butter, chocolate, fruity and vanilla) #18462 | |
| You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. #18464 | |
| There are absolutely no black people here. #18465 | |
| And fuck you all. #18466 | |
| Ahh, I need a stiff drink. By that I mean a drink in a stiff metal container. Like coke. #18467 | |
| Well, when I'm president *HE'S* not getting any. Remember to have me make a law preventing him from getting any, please. #18468 | |
| Ahh, I did that like yesterday, I assumed he just didn't care since he didn't say anything. #18469 | |
| People with no girlfriends need to be reminded of the only woman who ever truly loved them, thus they visit the CIC. Who winks at you when you touch her with your cursor. That's all we want in a woman. #18470 | |
| I'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meat. #18471 | |
| I can go down to the capitol and say "I PROPOSE THAT WE MAKE A LAW MAKING IT LEGAL TO ONLY EAT SQUIRRELS" #18474 | |
| I get ten points for using the phrase 'perverted little brazilian brain'. #18477 | |
| FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18480 | |
| OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18481 | |
| DAMMIT! #18482 | |
| GOD DAMMIT! #18483 | |
| You hear me, universe? YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18485 | |
| And we hate you. We really hate you. #18490 | |
| If you don't know that *upgrading* a computer makes things run better, then you probably won't be able to run them. #18494 | |
| If you're just posting this to brag about buying a new computer, you suck. #18495 | |
| Duh. What other plot could a FAN MADE GAME have? Of course, we'll fly for the super l33t Black Lance in our FAN MADE GAME! BECAUSE CONFED SHOULD HAVE NEVER NOT HAD tHE DRAGON IN PROPHECY!!!! SUXXXRRRROOOORS!!!!! NOW WHERE CAN YOU DOWNLOAD ME XANMOVIE>>>>>????? #18497 | |
| We should do that Contact FAQ thing. #18498 | |
| The origin of LOAF is shrouded in secrecy and wrapped in a pancake. #18499 | |
| DELANCE IS A L33T HACKER #18500 | |
| In case you're wondering why I don't like Mav, it's because he's the absolute least likeable person ever. #18501 | |
| The Oompa Loompas. #18507 | |
| Yeah. Catching "Jazz" was easy, because he was stupid enough to have a BS profile, ask about his former self and had the exact same IP. But if we just look at each new users, we don't have to like ban hotmail or something. #18508 | |
| Hmmm, dare I join in the fighting at SBAlliance? #18511 | |
| Well, I'll be a son of a gun, Kalkrath suddenly wants to discuss things rationally . I wonder what could ever have sparked *that* . #18516 | |
| Anyway... lately I've had a lot of work to do... #18517 | |
| Getting the encyclopedia made again, since everything I'd ever done was lost. #18518 | |
| <LOAF> You know what I hate? *** Delance has joined #wingnut #18520 | |
| So enters LOAF, firstborn of... LOAF's mom. #18521 | |
| Then I will sleep with one brain open... YOURS! #18524 | |
| Never? Then explain the FAQ and the references to WC. He's not saying that it wasn't originally supposed to be, he's saying that it is. #18526 | |
| There was a time when it wasn't supposed to be in the WC universe. A time during development. If you insist on playing games that exist only in the minds of the creators, please let me know how the radar tube on the Shrike works while you're enjoying WCP multiplayer mode. #18527 | |
| The Effnet's FUBAR #18528 | |
| Hey, Tre, anybody ever mistake you for a man? #18529 | |
| I didnot get the job before because i was an interview with the store mananager and he recognized me from the video taep when i tried to steal teh INCITE GAMING MAGAZINE because INCITE GAMING is teh best magazine ever and tghere were pictures of supermodels on it and you could see nipples. my cat has nipples too but they are kind of gross #18530 | |
| Wow, I actually did mathematically prove that Delance can't reproduce. #18531 | |
| Trelane and I should take an old Newsgroup and make it our home. #18532 | |
| Victory! Victory! #18534 | |
| Perhaps we should dispatch a fireteam to alt.loafhead.maryanne-kehoe... just to prevent anyone from getting into our heirarchy. #18535 | |
| Today alt.loafhead... tomorrow the UseNet! #18536 | |
| I told him that a bunch of people had noticed that it was missing from the site, and that's how I knew. #18538 | |
| I notice that his original book trilogy is gone too, now. #18539 | |
| Hmmm, TC *is* a hypocritical piece of shit, but that's what we pay him for. #18540 | |
| The GUILD'S newsgroup! #18541 | |
| Our forces captured a newsgroup. #18542 | |
| alt.loafhead #18543 | |
| Look in the topic. #18544 | |
| You're an ass. #18545 | |
| Also I grabbed a +3 slightly charred burger of happiness, some +5 fries of destiny, holy crystals of sprite and coke and two rice crispy treats of despair. #18548 | |
| Oh, more on Peter Telep... #18549 | |
| Apparently HarperCollins(tm) was not happy with Pilgrim Truth, for reasons neither Telep nor Bowden will reveal... #18550 | |
| Hehehehe, I don't think that's what he wants... #18553 | |
| Wow, all the people who I didn't like in High School are suddenly nice to me on AIM because they have horrible lives now. #18557 | |
| That's sort of reassuring. #18558 | |
| Of course... Chris... 50 percent of the visitors to ATFW is like 7 visitors... #18559 | |
| It never gets updated, it's a small site that doesn't get many hits, and yet LW was always bitching about how expensive it was. #18560 | |
| Jebus, Chris, this is just like when you were talking about ironic- #18562 | |
| old-Delance last night. I say again, there is a major difference between 'irony' and 'incredible stupidity'. #18563 | |
| Everything I did was lost with my hard drive, people, stop asking me. #18564 | |
| Somebody needs to whack him upside the head and make him realize that I'm the God of all things WC. #18565 | |
| And Wizzy's pretty damn gay. #18566 | |
| HAHAHAHAA #18570 | |
| Save that, Chris. #18572 | |
| Also, when I was a kid I didn't realize how fricking rich my family was, so I never made them let me have AOL. #18573 | |
| And I always worried about how much time I was on. #18574 | |
| Oh well, lets start some sort of interesting argument at some intelligent newsgroup to create lots of traffic in alh. #18575 | |
| Canadians are Americans with funny hats. #18576 | |
| Yay, I got Best Country Album. Oh, wait, I've confused myself with the Dixie Chicks yet again. #18577 | |
| And we're good people. Well, not to people of other races and creeds. #18578 | |
| But as that I have no discernable skills, I'll probably be on a fasttrack to management and then be put in a comical situation where I have to fire Had to get promoted. #18579 | |
| !LOAFSearch Delancing and go fuck yourself. #18583 | |
| You don't survive the internet for very long knowing not to run a VIsual Basic Script when some moron sends it to you. #18584 | |
| I wish I still knew somebody I took BASIC programming with. Because then I could introduce them to people as somebody I went through basic with, and people would think I was a marine or something. #18586 | |
| Because it'd be better if he was quality assurance lead on Privateer Online... #18587 | |
| Chris likes being the pasta Mastel. #18588 | |
| If you don't fear ^death_ then there's a socket loose in your fear factory, buddy. #18589 | |
| Oh, God, it's like looking into the hard drive of a madman. #18590 | |
| Would that you were me, Tre, so you might see Psych's HD with your own eyes. #18591 | |
| WOw, Chris and I will be the same age. But I'm like as big as two Chrises. #18592 | |
| I mean, we can call Chris a fish, but Chris isn't a fish and we know he's not so we won't call Chris a fish, so there. #18593 | |
| Hurrah, to the agwc mobile. #18594 | |
| I'll have some stuff that I'll want you all to look at next week or so. #18595 | |
| Any time now Frosty is going to report to us that Hal is ICQing him even more traitorous comments... #18596 | |
| And he's going to become a deep cover agent amongst #18598 | |
| Kalkrath and his band of miscontents <G> #18599 | |
| Oh, there's no actual evidence, I just asked Halman to make up something that Frosty would report to us . #18600 | |
| Anyway, Kalk and company have been quiet lately... too quite, so the cliche goes... #18601 | |
| so I want to know what they're up to. #18602 | |
| Also I wanted to play around with a weird plot. #18603 | |
| Oh, death... at your store, do you know if they have Poliwhirl Macaroni yet? #18604 | |
| Hell, someday our legions will march through the center square of downtown that Kibo newsgroup. #18606 | |
| Weee, I'll get the matches and the gasoline, you make one of those computermaps to that building where iD is. #18607 | |
| Admiral's list is up to 34... how many Admirals can *YOU* name? #18610 | |
| No, in my world of the future there will be no congress. #18613 | |
| And no money. For you. #18614 | |
| Chris runs an underground militia, which distributes 'The Talking Stick', a newsletter about rifles. #18616 | |
| The only true part of that statement was the word 'Chris'. #18617 | |
| Wow, Boomer's legacy lives on. I'll bet nobody ever thought anybody would ever say that. #18618 | |
| Everybody hates that one Chris, and we can have Chris Reid start picking on everybody he can on the UseNet to boost sales. #18620 | |
| Nice guy? You obviously haven't seen my plans to do away with cute pink bunnies by 2017. #18621 | |
| Oh, yeah, Kalk, you're fine, we're square, you and I. #18623 | |
| This time they did a vitrectomy to remove some stuff that was just floating there... and they did a fluid-gas exchange to clear out the eye... and then they did something like 400 laser hits around the corner of my eye to keep the retina on. #18624 | |
| It'll be back, eventually. We just have to keep the faith... ST fans went many years without anything at all. #18625 | |
| Oh, I'm the product of Kris Vanhecke and Chris Reid, apparently. #18626 | |
| You all should meet more normal people, like me:~( Oh, I don't mean *like* me, I mean normal people like I meet. #18627 | |
| I shall answer that question, with sausages. (___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___) #18628 | |
| I LOVE LINUX starring and Chris Reid as himself and Jennifer Macdonald as Linux. #18632 | |
| Chris: Hey, what's the deal with Snakeir's? They don't snake, and they aint here! #18633 | |
| If *that* joke was over his head, I fear the rest... #18637 | |
| *sniff*, that's a single tear for today's youth. #18639 | |
| The news is from fakenews@wcnews.com... #18642 | |
| When I was in the hospital last time, I had all this extra time before surgery, so I filled out one of those will cards... so when I die, you get my flight suits. #18644 | |
| Why is everybody so hell bent on the Census? #18647 | |
| Hehehe, he's not evil, he's just a jerk... evil requires skill. #18651 | |
| Wizzy and Tracer took over it... the overwhelming ego-mass created by that pairing brought the site to a complete halt. #18652 | |
| www.cdsnet.com/~akkbar, introspect.wa.net/wchs and then www.loaf.pi.se/wchs #18653 | |
| Yeah, that was an April Fool's joke... 33.6 isn't enough to serve the CIC. #18654 | |
| I can understand wanting to do more UO because the first made money... #18656 | |
| But who else is going to buy UO2 and UO3 etc? #18657 | |
| Is there some untapped niche of people who want to play Ultima on the internet <G>? #18658 | |
| It's not something to be ashamed of... Oh, wait, let me check the list first... Oh, hot damn, it *IS* something to be ashamed of! #18659 | |
| Lord give me the courage to deal with stupid people. #18660 | |
| Chris Reid, providor of big bright bold warnings. #18663 | |
| Hehehe, we got hits at the CIC a few times coming from some internal Origin privateer online site <G> #18664 | |
| Hmmm, you can have a CIC shirt if you want. #18665 | |
| Oh, yeah, there are a lot of you in WC <G> #18666 | |
| Yeah, I remember reading about you when I was a kid <G> #18667 | |
| Wow, the asommers equivalent of the Guentzletron 5000 #18668 | |
| asommerses get all the chicks. #18670 | |
| Jeebus, the CIC, the intro quoter, doesn't anything on this damn ship work? #18671 | |
| That after all the years of people punching holes in Mav... That the crap would eventually leak out. And yet, we have concise evidence that he is indeed still full of it. #18675 | |
| The juice is loose! #18678 | |
| And if changing the past to make it reflect the preset state of mind is Nazi-esque, then arm-band me up, baby! #18681 | |
| I'm all about backing up. #18682 | |
| I'm all about danger, baby. #18683 | |
| You can't trick the cookie salesman into giving you cookies by giving him a cookie. Unless he's really, really stupid. #18684 | |
| True that. #18685 | |
| Why does Kerri-Lee keep coming on and getting off again and again? #18688 | |
| M&M's are the delicious choclate treat which melts in your mouth, not in your hand. You're thinking of Skittles, an equally delicious non-chocolate treat which hardly ever melts. #18689 | |
| When you said anime I figured you meant anime. #18690 | |
| I secretly hope my house will catch fire while I'm shaving, so I'll have to run outside in a bathrobe and with shaving cream on. #18691 | |
| "LOOK, I AN GET REALLY DRUNK! HAHAHAHAHA!" #18692 | |
| If the quality of a sport is determined by the amount of fighting, why isn't Magic: the Gathering shown more on EPSN? #18694 | |
| Yeah. If I were gay I'd be all about Steve from Blues Clues. #18696 | |
| You're thinking of that delightful puppy from the immensely successful Blues Clues. #18698 | |
| You know who'd make a good couple? Steve from Blues Clues and Mr. Graham #18702 | |
| Allah will smite you... and your little puppy, too. #18703 | |
| In today's world that would be something along the lines of "Laserdisc than me? I'm DVD than you!" #18705 | |
| Dear sir, It has come to my attention that you are in violation of the standard code of conduct, XRJ-47E. Please cease and desist your current activities, or my lawyers will see to it that you are tied to a chair, hit with a lead pipe, sailed out to international waters and eaten by a shark. We sincerely thank you for your compliance and your dedication to this service. All my love, LOAF #18706 | |
| Wow. That's incredible. That I haven't ever said 'fillywillydilly'. #18708 | |
| Raping and pillaging go under the same singular broad title. Lets face it, if you're going to pillage, you'll also rape. And vice-versa. #18710 | |
| This'd be the best place to live ever, if there weren't so many rich people. #18711 | |
| The difference between you and God is that God has a giant blue see-through jacket. #18713 | |
| That's all the porn I can find:~( #18714 | |
| My God man, can't you tell sass when you see it:~(? #18715 | |
| I got whacked in the face last night, now I have a swollen forhead. #18716 | |
| Hmm, I think it's male, too. Lemme see if my 3DO has a vagina. #18717 | |
| I ate all the candy and then told him I never got it. #18718 | |
| WC fans are morons, this isn't a big game of cloak and dagger:) #18719 | |
| Hey, Frosty, Robot XG-9 called, he wants his Amtron-7G FLUX device back! HAHAHAHA! #18720 | |
| You people with your fancy pants quotes and your gold plated movie posters. #18722 | |
| Not just an Ultima Online County's Faire... not just an Ultima Online Europe's Faire... but an Ultima Online World's Faire! #18724 | |
| The second law prevents me from getting a Jr. Bacon cheeseburger. #18725 | |
| The problem with these pyjamas... although they are the best pair of pyjamas I've ever owned... is that they have no collar for my Colonel pins. #18728 | |
| I found my UO pin. NOw all the world can know how much I enjoy UO. #18731 | |
| Wow. There are 20 Krystals within a thousand mile radius of me. #18733 | |
| Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride? #18734 | |
| Pttht, football. Swordfish fishing is the worlds greatest sport. I assume. Based on that movie. #18736 | |
| Pttth, people not knowing what my name means is what made me famous. #18737 | |
| And you don't know how to do colors, that's why you've got no book. #18738 | |
| But I'm not even sure what Nescafe is. #18739 | |
| VH1 really should do a LOAF: Behind the Music. #18740 | |
| And the fact that I ever knew her still ranks as number four on the list of reasons to jump out this 22nd story window. #18743 | |
| #3 is because I'm over a Gap, and people could make funny "fall into the Gap" puns. #18744 | |
| (I actually would hit a Gap if I jumped out the window) Or possibly Texadelphia. #18747 | |
| I like the way that man thinks. Abraham Lincoln, that is. He had some great ideas. #18750 | |
| Potato sauce is a good idea. With sticks of tomato to dip it in. Or, actually, swirled with ketchup. Then you can just lap it up. #18752 | |
| Hah, I tricked you, I like being called chief. #18755 | |
| Ferns are Pteridophytes and moss are Bryophytes. #18757 | |
| Hmm, I noticed something... All of the news at Blanche.com, the worlds foremost news site, is just the crap Guy Baker forwards us. #18758 | |
| Maybe I just didn't think! #18759 | |
| Because if you didn't, those temporal police guys would come shoot you. #18760 | |
| Yes, it was credited to Kevin "Capsule" Capsuleowski. #18762 | |
| Also, his e-mail was capsule@wcnews.com. #18763 | |
| Fucking whores! #18765 | |
| I hate all minorities. I hate carrots. #18766 | |
| Mr Graham, Mr Graham / He likes spam / Mr. Graham #18770 | |
| Chips ahoy take too much work. Because whenever you eat one, you have to make an "AROOGA!" noise and yell "Batten down the hatches, CHIPS A'HOY!". #18771 | |
| No, it says "Go Ben Go! You can do it!" on one side and "Go Ben! All the way!" on the other:~( #18773 | |
| Let me tell you a story about someone else who considered himself 'lazy'. His name was Jesus Christ. It was sheer coincidence that he shared a name with the man many people consider the savior, of course. #18774 | |
| It was also at this time that his mother and father, John and Linda Christ, divorced. Not one to play up the cliche, Jesus did not 'blame himself', as psychoanalysts will often claim the child might... Far from it, in fact. Still, the change was yet another shock in an alltogether shock-filled life. #18775 | |
| One fine summer day in 1983, Jesus woke up and packed his bag -- he was going camping for the weekend. #18776 | |
| He also realized that to last much longer, he would need to forage for food. I think you can see where I'm going with this. #18778 | |
| Duh, Battlestar Galactica's Richard Hatc was the ultimate survivor. #18779 | |
| This stupid city is remarkably divided over whether or not we should have a monorail. #18780 | |
| Austin has saved up enough Government monorail points to get a free monorail. #18781 | |
| And to my no-good newphew who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire fortune, 20 million dollars. #18784 | |
| And the robot that chose to believe what he was programmed to believe was great. #18785 | |
| But I'm sure my mom would call Chris. #18786 | |
| So I was in the lunch line, in the pasta section... And it was organized like this |SAUCE|PASTA|SAUCE|PASTA| And you served yourself from each thing. *SO I THOUGHT*. So I get some pasta, and then I get some sauce. But it turned out to be chili:~( #18787 | |
| And the Mexican guy behind the counter gave me this weird grin. #18788 | |
| GOD DAMNED LOWTAX WONT POST MY FUCKING REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING HOTLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18789 | |
| But you know, you're a swordisherboat captain, and that's the best job in the world. Or something. #18791 | |
| My brother had a Conan party once. Only two people showed up. #18794 | |
| You honestly believe that that dog wants to poop on *everything*? #18795 | |
| Welcome to the official website of The Mike Gallagher Show! Mike's blend of timely political commentary, compelling talk topics featuring terrific social issues and lifestyle discussions, and his warm-hearted perspective as a husband and father of four children, has catapulted his show into the fastest-growing radio talk program in the country. #18796 | |
| I do feel my mind being controlled. #18797 | |
| Waterboy:~(? But that's the bastard Adam Sandler movie. #18799 | |
| I wish I was dead! Wait, not me, you. #18800 | |
| I am sa'guk, dead to my hrai. #18801 | |
| Some say I promoted you too fast, WildWeasel. If this is true, it is because I see in you the skill I saw in your father. You must hate the Terrans for taking him from you. #18802 | |
| I have decided to make you captain of the destroyer IDon'tGiveABleep. #18803 | |
| See, to get a silver florin you have to find a new Kilrathi name... <G> #18806 | |
| Hehehe, that's "Utterly". "They have failed their race... utterly. There will be no interrogation." #18807 | |
| Its easier to call from the faire than it is my dorm. My phone doesn't like being up in the air. #18809 | |
| Man, that was some good macaroni. Not quite as good as the lunch macaroni. But definately better than yesterdays macaroni. I'd rank it just about equal to the Macaroni from saturday. #18811 | |
| That must be doubly painful for you, ace, since your songs have no lyrics to search for. #18812 | |
| I'm like Spock -- utterly logical and remarkably good at picking out baby names. #18813 | |
| Zerg #18814 | |
| "It's his insulin cookie!", we screamed, "He needs it!"... #18815 | |
| The *only* delicious military treaty was the 1847 Snickers/Hershey Agreement. #18816 | |
| That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Mike Gallagher. #18818 | |
| The moral of this story is never to trust Trelane with sounds. He's just as untrustworthy as his watermelon squashing father. And only twice as hilarious. #18819 | |
| lets face it, if I'm worried about being captured, I should worry about the most insane possibility first. #18823 | |
| I eight it! DAMN! #18824 | |
| I eight it. DAMNNIT! #18825 | |
| * LOAF looks at his hand. #18826 | |
| Hmmm, should I make stalker girl a pencil too? Or maybe get a restraining order? #18827 | |
| Al Gore loves you the same amount he loves the CIC. #18830 | |
| No, honestly, I tried just "Trelane" first, but it gave me a 43 percent. #18831 | |
| Yeah, Byydo's six kinds of crazy all wrapped up in a floury tortilla with just a hint of spicey tangyness. #18836 | |
| Wow, ASCII Tetris would be the most painful thing ever. #18838 | |
| Pentagon City is nice because there's a hotel in it. I'm hoping someday I'll have to use that hotel. It's also neat because it's all white like that city in Ultima VII Part II. #18839 | |
| Eff-Why-Eye, pretending to be stupid on the interweb is only funny for about two seconds. But spelling out acronyms for no reason never gets old. #18841 | |
| Tre-O is Trelane's jamaican cousin. He makes counts bannanas for a living. Speaking of which, bring back the Book Bot. #18842 | |
| Then go to a Warcraft convention. Or get that Warcraft online game. Or make up a stupid story about how the government is evil because they secretly cancelled 'Warcraft Adventures'. #18845 | |
| So it's pretty much like Wings of Glory, in that you want to have sex but you mostly end up flying biplanes. #18847 | |
| An expert hacker like that Steve Jobs fellow could take that book error and destroy your hard drive :( Which is what happened last time. #18849 | |
| Wow, and then I came to hate my case because it keeps electrocuting various computer parts. Like how you can love a woman but be forced to kill her for parts. #18850 | |
| If I keep saying hilarious things you'll never get to talk. #18852 | |
| I didn't have a radio in 1931, What with the depression and all. All I had was one of those UNIVAC dealies. But the mp3 hadn't been invented yet, so I had to listen to those weird Lunix Ogg things. #18853 | |
| That episode had everything anybody could possibly want in an episode of anything. #18856 | |
| In some places a hectare does cost 8 U$S, though. #18857 | |
| The mighty choripan is the first part of the animal to form. #18858 | |
| People who spell 'you' as 'u' are the same ones who spend all their time offering to show LeHah their tits via web-cam. #18860 | |
| I think that's a grand idea semicolonhyphenend-parentheses #18862 | |
| (3123421:#:29012321) HELLO! #18864 | |
| Autralia was created in 1916 by England, who wanted to 'out-name' their enemy. Had the war not ended, Australiana would have been created next. #18868 | |
| I usually respect the Iraeli method of blowing the crap out of people and things whenever they get attacked, but the whole "we're going to crush part of a building and not hurt anyone!" bit is sort of tired. #18869 | |
| Give it to 12,11Frosty #18871 | |
| Yay, finally got an SC-55... for185dollars... Well, it'll be worth it, to play Privateer with slightly better music. #18872 | |
| Other consoles may have had Mario and Sonic... but the 3DO had a game where the entire objective was to blow up the Pyramids, apparently. #18874 | |
| oosterwijck :(? #18875 | |
| Now, a cliche is an obvious remark... and I will, in all fairness, accept that calling you stupid has probably become obvious. But the word itself is a basic descriptor and can't really be a cliche. #18877 | |
| Thank you, thank you! *bows* I'm playing three shows a night! #18878 | |
| <_Ghost> Is Butlerian Jihad good? | |
| <BanditLOAF> I dunno, I sat down to read it but finished that IBM book instead. #18879 | |
| I used to :) a lot. But then my little girl died. Actually, colored wax doesn't really die, it just kind of degrades. #18881 | |
| If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of experience, Hades, it's that when you sell a nine year old into slavery she's going to wind up dead. #18882 | |
| Now 10that's creepy! #18883 | |
| They should do a WC port for a cell phone, forcing us to buy expensive phones without service plans. #18884 | |
| You know in Doctor Who how the Cybermen have little caterpillers that eat mens minds? If those caterpillers were to have their own caterpillers, those would be cybrids. #18885 | |
| When I was in, like, fifth grade I had fantasies about the bio-sphere. I wanted to live in it. A lot. Also, I wanted to ride in a bullet train. I was pretty futuristic. #18886 | |
| I already have a kitten. Named Chloe. One half is black and the other is orange. Like those TOS aliens. #18888 | |
| My mom had a skunk when she was little. I guess they'd run out of normal pets because of the war in Vietnam. #18889 | |
| I'm not really sure how the nutsack comment goes towards assuring us that you didn't have sex with a rat. #18890 | |
| Still, descriptions of somethings sex organs aren't the best way to follow commenting that you didn't have sex with it. #18891 | |
| I have rich lawyer relatives and whenever they come to visit they take us to really really fancy brunch place. It's like made of crystals and lobsters and stuff. #18892 | |
| Well, Jedenfalls is the city... and the phrase translates to 'Without his hat, ChrisReid of the CIC forgets to zurukgeschrieben. #18893 | |
| We should all look at everything in terms of how it relates to TNG. Especially the fifth season episode "Darmok". #18895 | |
| And I didn't list half things, or I'd have included the Demisaurus Rex. #18900 | |
| I mean, you can choose between onion rings and fries... and onion rings are far more complex than a different kind of fry. #18905 | |
| My brother has a raticate. And everybody has Meowths. #18907 | |
| Are you sure? Because I've got some ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES for you to try! #18910 | |
| Frosty: SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS #18912 | |
| Police arrested Asher "Frosty" McLaren on scorpion... OF MURDER! #18914 | |
| Canada is a cold and lawless nation. #18915 | |
| PC! CALL JENNA! #18916 | |
| What's black and white and red all over? 4COMMUNISM #18917 | |
| * L0AF speed-balls Ghost #18923 | |
| The longest amount of time to make a stupid joke would be the time between asking someone if they like apples and then sending them some apples from one of those online grocery stores with a note asking if they like dem apples. #18924 | |
| So, we switched book reps for one of the classes here. So now one of the book reps really really likes us and the other really hates us. So now we get, like, free donuts and hatred. #18925 | |
| I should write some Mister Graham/Rommel erotic fiction. It'll be called 'Tanks For All The Spam'. #18926 | |
| :-( *rimshot* #18927 | |
| If you skip class, they won't expect you to turn it in! #18930 | |
| I'd like to congratulate the cast and crew of #WingNut for not making a sexually explicit joke about Byydo 'nailing' his foot. You've come a long way, baby! #18931 | |
| I mean, I'll have done all my work and be home watching Boy Meets World by then. #18932 | |
| A group project is only as good as the effort the one guy who does all the work puts into it. #18933 | |
| And in 4th grade I was a gay Starfleet officer. #18934 | |
| It's actually Blitzkreig Nurse *2*. #18938 | |
| It has been determined that you, SILAS LESNICK, have already been scheduled to receive FREE Premium Merchandise which could exceed one of the following Dollar Values: $190.00, $1,250.00, $20,000.00 #18940 | |
| The holiday season is upon us. This year instead of giving gifts, we should have a clever plot device. #18941 | |
| "Bob's Your Uncle!" would be a good name for a sitcom. We'd need to find a standup comedian named Bob, though. #18942 | |
| To Whom It May Concern, I have written this program because I feel that the computer must honestly make serious advances in the science of playing Freecell. Sincerely, Mister Trelane #18943 | |
| <GhostlyChoripan> sith___lord@hotmail.com | |
| <LOAF> That's the worst e-mail address ever, no wonder your friends don't e-mail you. #18946 | |
| When you bought a choripan with your credit card, they forwarded your name to the deepthroat people as someone who'd be interested in such things. #18947 | |
| You'd better work on an external hardware Bugs of Steel patch for Prophecy GBA #18950 | |
| Wing Commander: Prophecy is a great excuse to cancel all sorts of social events. Dates, weddings, funerals, dinners, more funerals. #18951 | |
| They're probably talking about the kind of frigidity that sustains the ice-demons of Kopax-4. #18952 | |
| Dear God no :( People keep hehe-ing at the stupidest things I say :( #18953 | |
| If this keeps up I'm going to have to either kill everybody or stop saying stupid things. And you know which one I'll choose. #18954 | |
| I couldn't have predicted *that* with a ten foot prediction pole! #18955 | |
| A BBQ Turkey Burger doesn't sound good. Too many concepts crammed together. #18957 | |
| You just know from the name that it went through a committee. And some turkey-jerk was like "What if we use turkey instead of real meat?" And he refused to sign off on the BBQ-materials until they agreed with him. #18958 | |
| I took a choripan to the stomach in 'Nam. #18959 | |
| "Puissance Pocket" means, of course, "POWER POCKET" #18960 | |
| So is sassing your boyfriend, if you drift my get. *whammo* #18962 | |
| Grrrr, my health class depression screening thing says I'm going to kill myself. I don't want to turn in an assignment saying that I'm going to kill myself :( #18963 | |
| Offset BF19 is malfunctioning again! Dammit! Send a Prontodroid in. #18966 | |
| You know who doesn't have a good idea of how radar works? The people who sing that 99 red balloons song. #18967 | |
| Also, the baloons are in a bag and they go out and blow them up... why do they float away? Are they crazy helium-expelling Germans? #18968 | |
| Trelane is more German than ten Hitlers. #18970 | |
| I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical man! #18971 | |
| Yeah, they had Napster in Russia way before they had it here. They'd trade music on their Tandy Famicoms. #18972 | |
| My brother convinced the manager of a local Gap to give us the giant Kris Kristofferson picture when they're done with it. Then he moved back to Indiana, so my other brother and I will be stuck with Kris. #18974 | |
| I went to get oreos and the world disappeared :( #18976 | |
| London was pretty horrible. I mean, I hated London and it didn't even smell like pee like every French city. #18980 | |
| 3*** LOAF changes topic to 'niho2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\3pan' #18981 | |
| "I have to admit, it's funny the way those Marines had them bowing twice a day in the direction of Oscar Mayer world headquarters." #18982 | |
| You fool! You've missed the obvious! You just eat twice as much! #18983 | |
| Dash, I thought Vegan Sloppy Joe was 'Very Sloppy Joe' at first:( #18985 | |
| Meatballs are nature's most efficient use of meat. #18986 | |
| The International Meat Convention doesn't officially consider hot dogs to be a form of meat. They grow on a hot dog tree. Didn't you see one of the Pee-Wee movies? #18987 | |
| Wow, first you're eating the bourgoise... And then you're *becoming* bourgoise by eating a falafel. #18988 | |
| I find that by eating breakfast and lunch in rapid succession and then waiting twelve hours for dinner, I get really really hungry. I never claimed I had a *good* reason. #18989 | |
| It's the Olympics! I'll bet they've got olympic shaped colored onion rings or something. #18990 | |
| I've heard that they've go plenty of funnel cake out west. #18991 | |
| Nothing says I love you like flowers, three cell-phones and underwear. #18993 | |
| Interesting theory, but I say no. The texture of the hot dogs and the muffins just won't mesh. #18996 | |
| Are you planning a surprise birthday party for me :D With pudding! In dishes! ? #18998 | |
| The double-hot-dog-burger has long been an emergency staple of my diet. #19000 | |
| Sup sup sup hey! Da LOAFz in da hiz-ouse. #19001 | |
| Bah, TC will go to Yale like his mother and I decided and that's the end of it. #19002 | |
| I don't want to hear any more of this Hamburger College talk. #19003 | |
| Lets all sent eachother internet cards! #19004 | |
| I can't track my packages:( They're either "IN JAPAN" or "IN AMERICA" #19005 | |
| My mom put five dollars in my lunch. #19006 | |
| Wing COmmander spelled backwards and wrong is "Ultima". #19007 | |
| My name is LOAF. It means "Mothra" in Hebrew. #19008 | |
| Trelane helps me trick people. #19009 | |
| Mmm, Frosty Chocolate Shakes #19010 | |
| Yo, sup J-Z. Werd to the car. #19012 | |
| My sister got two mice for Christmas. But one of them got exponentially larger, and a rat expert confirmed that it was actually a rat. By "rat expert" I mean "the janitor at the local high school" #19013 | |
| "Hey, Chad! That was a radical party last night! Keen to the max!" "Sure-thing, Weasel! Hey, you hear Hampsterdance has been updated?" "No way! Tubular!" #19015 | |
| I'm *great* at Virtual Boy games! Since I only have one eye, they play like 2D regular NES games. That are all red. #19016 | |
| We have two class meetings total, and the first one was just to hand us out little packets of sand. #19021 | |
| Apparently people in Europe sit around making lights. As opposed to the US where we sit around having sex with cheerleaders. Just like in the movie I wrote. #19022 | |
| Yeah, we should have a kill LOAF/don't kill LOAF store. And we'll find out which people would rather do. #19024 | |
| Today seems weird. Too quiet... like something's going to happen. #19027 | |
| Then tell me, o time traveller, of the wonders of the future. Will man someday walk on the sun? #19029 | |
| Somehow, reviewing a McDonalds entree using the word 'hair' seems very appropriate. #19037 | |
| Mm, yeah, it's about that time. I'd better call home to see if my chocolate eggs are in yet. #19039 | |
| Longbow 2: M*A*S*Hpoint Korea #19040 | |
| We all have microwaves in our basement. Especially Chris Reid, the worlds most famous microwave collector. #19041 | |
| And when it is chocolate, it's that freaky designer "I want to sleep with you" chocolate that you don't know what it has in it. #19043 | |
| Okay, another egg. Opening.. Eating chocolate exterior.. Dash, another beaver. #19044 | |
| They always have some excuse "My mom got me this for my birthday because she thought I liked movies" or somesuch. #19045 | |
| HBO, HBO-e, HBO-k, HBO-a, HBO-east-e, HBO-northeast-k, and so forth and so on. #19049 | |
| Trelane has gone to a better place: lunch. #19051 | |
| There's an old saying, Ghost, one that I think is particularly apt in this case: anything's better than here. #19052 | |
| I say marry her, LeHah. Run away, have a good life. And don't think about here again -- because we're already dead... we just don't know it yet. #19055 | |
| You know what the name 'GeForce' crys out for? A 3D animated product tie-in show. #19057 | |
| I think the days of Lesnicks in the armed services end with the Korean War. #19061 | |
| <Trelane> Good + Messy Sandwiches | |
| <BanditJLOAF> Wow, Yeah. Because that abbreviates to GMS. Which is a great acronym. "Yo, buddy, gimme a plate of GMSes." "Two Straith Cakes, coming up." Now there's a conversation I'd like to have. #19064 | |
| We could play a game that doesn't require English. Like... hangman. #19065 | |
| <Trelane> |o | | |
| <Trelane> *plink* | |
| <BanditJLOAF> | o| | |
| <BanditJLOAF> *plonk* #19066 | |
| I'd go to lunch, but a) I already had lunch and b) the killing. #19068 | |
| I left my gun at home :( I'll have to use one of those ropes with a circle in it to catch the bad guys. #19069 | |
| Actually, I'm the bad LOAF. Eye patch and goatee and all. #19072 | |
| Oh, and the problem with wearing a big viking hat while there's a sniper on the loose is that everybody looks at you like you're bad crazy instead of amusing crazy. #19074 | |
| I wanted people at the movie theater to tell me I had to take it off so I could tell them how that would offend Odin... but there wasn't anybody else there. #19075 | |
| Wow, some guy in your politicale conomy discussion is a homosexual. Or British. Or both. Thus inviting a classic venn diagram. #19076 | |
| You know, they don't even teach kids about venn diagrams anymore :( They spend like five years in elementary school teaching me about them. And now my sister is in 4th grade and they're teaching her "algebra" and "geometry" #19077 | |
| I HAVE WRIPPED ITS ISO OFF, COLLAGE CD! #19078 | |
| Holy crap, it's 6:30 AM? Jesus X Christ, I must have been playing Privateer for ten hours. #19079 | |
| I got it all set up last night... and then I played a lot... and I stopped for a bit to play Pokemon... and I think I checked my e-mail.. and then I played more... And now it's this morning. I missed dinner and stuff. #19080 | |
| Damn lack of a Japanese warez community. #19081 | |
| Hmm, maybe my dad's Microsoft thingy has the FM Towns Win95? The thing... with all the... Microsoft... stuff? #19082 | |
| This folder contains DDK samples, headers and documents which are specific for the PC9800 version of Windows 95. If only there were an FM Towns one. Then I could develop my own Armada-based operating system. #19083 | |
| Time to figure out how to make Windows recognize it when you plug a cat tail into a serial port. #19084 | |
| Guck, never search Google for a picture of LeHah. #19085 | |
| Oh, hey, speaking of which, I find it highly suspect that someone just randomly started sniping people as soon as I told Byydo that my county was better than his county. #19087 | |
| Random sniping is actually pretty great... it's like a big snow day, except stores stay open. There's like nobody at the mall and stuff. And there's probably less of a risk of dying than if you drive around when it's all icy. #19088 | |
| After I had like a really huge emergency surgery on my right eye it was all infected and huge. It terrified everybody. #19089 | |
| I either look forward to talking to an English teacher or marvel at how remarkable it is that they figured out how to use the elevator properly. #19090 | |
| We had one guy who came in with a transcript of six years of horrible grades and a letter saying he had ADD... and he thought we'd erase his record. People are the stupidest things ever. #19091 | |
| That's two Thursdays in a row of free movie previews. After, like, 21 years of no free movie previews. Something has changed. Somebody must have changed my FreeMoviePreviews: flag to 'yes'. #19092 | |
| Manga bugs me because I can't really get into it... as there's this intense desire to use it as a coloring book. #19095 | |
| Coming up with that theory probably makes you a bigger dork, though. Like killing ten whales to form a giant whale net to catch one whale. #19097 | |
| Nobody has Laserdiscs anymore. They declared them illegal and hunted down the few which remained. #19099 | |
| Campus is pretty abandoned today... random snipings continue to keep people at home. #19100 | |
| The only remotely good Butterfinger is the little bite ones... because the chocolate:butter-crap ratio is much more even. #19102 | |
| I played Lara Bow 2: The Darkening last night. The music was neat with the MIDI card. #19103 | |
| <Trelane> they have halloween flavored M&Ms now | |
| <LOAF> Neat, I should feed them to one of my crummy regular cats. #19106 | |
| Kids these days like Bulbasaur, right? #19107 | |
| We really should have space launch parties. With space cakes and stuff. #19108 | |
| Chloe can climb straight up walls. And bird cages. Lately she's been sleeping on top of the bird cage. She's like a cat terrorist. She hasn't been as good at killing the birds as I'd expect, though. #19110 | |
| America: first to the moon, first to deliver a giant girder. #19111 | |
| I read a book about somebody who had stomach cancer once. Mostly it was about how he ran IBM. #19112 | |
| Byydo died on a Thursday. It was the cancer. We buried him under his favorite tree. (The Northeastern Penistree) #19113 | |
| I don't even have a TV in my office and I get the NASA channel. #19114 | |
| As a state licensed spirographicist I can confirm that this dream is indicitive of an unspoken desire to kill your mother. #19115 | |
| Tell him to stop... or your mom will shoot. #19116 | |
| He's more than you think, He's got maximum pink #19117 | |
| Nobody had much of a sense of humor about my hat :( My brother wanted me to buy ammo belts and a plastic rifle. But I thought that was too much. Money, too much money. #19118 | |
| The sniper is probably a NOD unit. #19120 | |
| Yo yo yo, Byydo's in da hiz-house with his tricked-out box-truck. #19121 | |
| Now, the original Star Wars comic from the 80s... there was a comic book. With hoojibs. #19127 | |
| So I went to my sisters birthday party last night... I definately need to hang around more nine year olds, since parties with cake and ice cream and pinatas and stuff are way more fun than adult parties. #19128 | |
| -LOAF:@#WIngNut- BRAIN EXPLODE #19129 | |
| Ehh, I'm still worried about customer churn. #19130 | |
| Hehehehe, in middle school my brother had an exchange student from Wyoming... His bio thing said he was into "cumputers" #19131 | |
| !LOAFSetOnSwamp Frosty- #19133 | |
| I was on TV. Well, a description of my white box truck was. *rimshot* #19134 | |
| You have to climb *up* an ascii ladder to get to the 'well'! #19135 | |
| I'm gonna be like all "Aquarium! Aquarium! SCIENCE MUSEUM! SCIENCE MUSEUM!" #19136 | |
| Luckily, according to an ID they accidentally sent to me instead of the psych department, I'm a professor of psychology. #19137 | |
| <Trelane> who's to say i'm not a professor | |
| <LOAF> Proftron 3000, the Professor deciding robot. #19138 | |
| You can queue it now and have it downloaded by the time you watch it on TV. That way you can go back and go "OMG LOL THAT WAS A 200000 GIGAMEGA LASER!!!!! WTF!!!" at bulletin boards. #19141 | |
| So, now I know how those Nazi doctors feel... for I've made a wonderful discovery at the cost of my own ethics... they have toilet seats you can pee on at the mall now. These ones are tilted so it goes back in after you do it. #19142 | |
| In Europe they're called Lion Bars. They taste the same, but they have a lion on the package. #19144 | |
| You're pretty. PRETTY STUPID! #19145 | |
| Amazon is right, my diamonds need sharpening. #19146 | |
| Frosty is a gentleman of the highest calibur who is not at all entirely the bane to civilized society that his words and actions tend to suggest. #19148 | |
| Let loose a Beagle in a Barrel. #19149 | |
| Well, we can't all be Chris Reid and carry around portable generators for our GBAs. #19150 | |
| Weekend's Michael O'Sullivan says this film "makes considerably more sense than either of the two previous films in the series." #19152 | |
| Oh, I went to Hardees last night. They had this amazing super-meat burger. It was like a regular burger with bacon... except instead of tomatoes, there was more meat. And instead of lettuce, more bacon. And instead of onions, more meat. #19153 | |
| *I've* managed to watch two episodes from different Star Trek serieses *and* yell at people at the CZ since I got up :( And feed my fish. I accomplished all this by getting dressed before I went to bed. #19154 | |
| "There are many questions in reaction to the latest shootings. Is someone I know going to be next? I'm afraid! Who is doing this? Do I send my children to school?" One of those isn't a question. #19155 | |
| Yeah, the horse was on the boat and then it jumped off and got ruddered to death. #19156 | |
| I can't imagine that a dracula, a frakenstein and a mummy would make enough mall-goers turn off their lights to out-set the fact that they themselves were in a giant light-up box. #19158 | |
| Wow, if you're in Delaware you are neither north or south of the Mason Dixon line. Toilets probably don't flush properly in Delware. #19159 | |
| The County Executive said people had donated amounts from seven dollars to a hundred thousand dollars to give the person who catches the killer. I'll bet the killer was the guy who donated seven dollars. As he killed seven people. #19160 | |
| Someday I'll buy land that includes a railroad track. Then I'll build the "In the Way Cafe" on the tracks. #19161 | |
| These pretzels are making me thirsty. #19162 | |
| Yeah, they made me learn LISP before I got to watch AI. #19163 | |
| Because the only way to fight a sniper is with another sniper. #19165 | |
| Also, this is the city that wiped out an entire ecosystem to prevent the Chinese death fish from wiping out an entire ecosystem. They should do that with the sniper. #19166 | |
| DEWED YOU'RE GETTING A LOL #19167 | |
| I wore my Poliwhirl shirt today. For obvious reasons. #19168 | |
| You canna live your life for the approval of one stupid out-dated web standards organization. #19169 | |
| I don't even understand Mike and Ikes. There's more than two colors... there's no one specific Mike and one specific Ike. I guess it's a faith thing. #19170 | |
| Good thing someone's here to pick up FROSTY'S ENOURMOUS SLACK! #19172 | |
| Sometimes that guy and his brown eyed girl can't make love in the green green grass... but sometimes they can... I don't understand radios. #19173 | |
| Gentlemen, if you see only one Pokemon the Movie this year, make it Pokemon 4. #19174 | |
| I also hate jerk ass little five year olds who sit in back of you and yell out the names of the Pokemon when they appear. #19176 | |
| Tug your collar! Tug your collar! I'm not sure why collar tugging means guilt. But it does. I'd be a great police officer. #19178 | |
| Trelane is hot on account of a tie. #19179 | |
| Andy Hollis demoed that for me in his super luxury office! He was like "Look how you can see the bullets!" Which is also the line they used when DA demoed StarLancer for Chris and I. I guess bullet-seeing is big in the gaming industry. #19180 | |
| How smart am I? You know how I got this smart? By putting my two older, out-dated TNG episode guide books in the bathroom. Actually, that plan backfired horribly, because I read one synopsis and then go upstairs and watch that episode instead of doing whatever I'm supposed to do. #19182 | |
| So don't your punk ass be tellin' me there aint no good DS9 season 1 episodes, else I be slapping you upside the head. #19186 | |
| It's funny how Trelane called you half not a racist earlier. #19187 | |
| People who don't have jobs don't pay taxes, though. Unless they win the lottery and pay that lottery tax. Or if they're in Virginia and they pay that Nazi car tax deal. #19188 | |
| Wow, this hentai explains *why* they're always streetfighting. #19189 | |
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