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In which I teach a young man about trusting strangers.
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Channel ID: -60069707
Channel Name: Private Chat (alone)
Listener: NECROMANCER
Session started: 2014.05.19 02:34:25
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[ 2014.05.19 02:34:31 ] SOIH-257 > What's good my trigga
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:32 ] NECROMANCER > word on the street is
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:35 ] SOIH-257 > yeah
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:36 ] SOIH-257 > 50 mil
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:38 ] NECROMANCER > you need merc assist
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:38 ] SOIH-257 > you down?
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:45 ] SOIH-257 > 50 mil a corpse
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:45 ] NECROMANCER > 1. target
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:48 ] NECROMANCER > 2. ships flown
[ 2014.05.19 02:34:52 ] NECROMANCER > 3. lol @ 50 mil
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:02 ] SOIH-257 > are you solo?
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:04 ] SOIH-257 > or crew
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:05 ] SOIH-257 > or corp
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:17 ] NECROMANCER > Depends on how much you make it worth my time.
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:27 ] NECROMANCER > boring target, little pay, just alt.
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:28 ] SOIH-257 > Look man I got a lot of people working this job
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:31 ] NECROMANCER > lol
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:35 ] NECROMANCER > I know them all
[ 2014.05.19 02:35:59 ] NECROMANCER > how do you think I contacted you
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:01 ] SOIH-257 > And which sleazy space scum grape vine did you slide down from?
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:28 ] NECROMANCER > I built half of them.
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:31 ] NECROMANCER > Now, talk target.
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:49 ] SOIH-257 > Some shitbird pilot who fucked with the wrong cranky rich cunt
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:53 ] SOIH-257 > sec
[ 2014.05.19 02:36:55 ] NECROMANCER > rich?
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:14 ] SOIH-257 > paying a few corps 1 plex a week for starters
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:27 ] SOIH-257 > individuals are another story
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:33 ] NECROMANCER > you had my attention
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:36 ] NECROMANCER > but now you have my interest
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:47 ] SOIH-257 > Thirtyone Organism
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:48 ] SOIH-257 > target
[ 2014.05.19 02:37:55 ] NECROMANCER > multiboxer
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:03 ] SOIH-257 > Catalyst fit
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:07 ] SOIH-257 > yeah i know
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:09 ] SOIH-257 > i met his alts
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:14 ] SOIH-257 > or at least one of them
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:28 ] SOIH-257 > lets see how well he can multibox against 40+ pilots with fat wallets
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:34 ] NECROMANCER > usually I prefer hunting caps
[ 2014.05.19 02:38:49 ] SOIH-257 > That's the fit he ruined my day in
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:05 ] NECROMANCER > you got ruined by railguns?
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:09 ] SOIH-257 > I didn't do a lot of research on what hes flying im leaving that to my ruffians
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:10 ] NECROMANCER > what the hell were you doing lol
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:18 ] SOIH-257 > AFK at work for 13 minutes
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:29 ] SOIH-257 > had to help a disabled kid pick a video game to play
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:36 ] SOIH-257 > regardless of the point
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:47 ] SOIH-257 > was in high sec chillin in my pod because i thought SHIT THIS WILL TAKE 15 seconds
[ 2014.05.19 02:39:49 ] SOIH-257 > i was a ltitle wrong
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:03 ] SOIH-257 > but he laughed about it and then i got this http://imgur.com/nhQTNIG
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:17 ] SOIH-257 > thought i might want it.
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:18 ] SOIH-257 > so
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:26 ] SOIH-257 > im gonna contract him as many corpses as my scoundrals can round up
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:32 ] SOIH-257 > :D
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:37 ] SOIH-257 > and also ruin his month
[ 2014.05.19 02:40:56 ] NECROMANCER > okay
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:02 ] NECROMANCER > so I'm going to step back a second here
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:05 ] NECROMANCER > you went afk in a pod
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:11 ] NECROMANCER > were popped by a rail catalyst
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:27 ] NECROMANCER > then taunted with a contract for corpse
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:44 ] SOIH-257 > aw yis
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:48 ] SOIH-257 > and im cranky about it
[ 2014.05.19 02:41:58 ] SOIH-257 > whats it fucking matter to you? I'm the one signing the interstellar checks
[ 2014.05.19 02:42:09 ] NECROMANCER > See one thing in this business is
[ 2014.05.19 02:42:14 ] NECROMANCER > you always get the full story
[ 2014.05.19 02:42:21 ] NECROMANCER > because you never who is pulling what strings
[ 2014.05.19 02:42:44 ] NECROMANCER > do you not have alts that could kill him?
[ 2014.05.19 02:42:58 ] SOIH-257 > i could kill him myself but hes terrified of me
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:08 ] SOIH-257 > he wouldnt 1v1 me or even leave station
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:16 ] NECROMANCER > well duh
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:24 ] NECROMANCER > you've only been playing for a year
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:28 ] NECROMANCER > it wouldn't be very fair
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:28 ] SOIH-257 > so im just paying the masses to hunt him for me 8D
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:36 ] SOIH-257 > I can kill him in his catalyst
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:49 ] SOIH-257 > with a fukken merlin
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:50 ] NECROMANCER > so
[ 2014.05.19 02:43:58 ] NECROMANCER > you've contracted what
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:04 ] NECROMANCER > close to 15, 20 people over this?
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:07 ] SOIH-257 > 31
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:09 ] SOIH-257 > so far
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:17 ] NECROMANCER > most of whom have already given the other guy info on it
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:22 ] NECROMANCER > he's prepped fresh clones
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:31 ] NECROMANCER > just to collect free cash from these people through you
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:42 ] NECROMANCER > I heard about it because of people laughing about it in pirate channels
[ 2014.05.19 02:44:59 ] SOIH-257 > I'm definitely making a giant scene on reddit too
[ 2014.05.19 02:45:15 ] NECROMANCER > for future reference, you kill a target with a few well-trained people
[ 2014.05.19 02:45:20 ] NECROMANCER > not a mob of idiots and spies
[ 2014.05.19 02:45:40 ] NECROMANCER > most of us would rather fight each other for free than go after him, or just scam you
[ 2014.05.19 02:45:51 ] NECROMANCER > you aren't raising an army, you're being leeched by a swamp
[ 2014.05.19 02:47:12 ] SOIH-257 > so you in or not
[ 2014.05.19 02:47:33 ] NECROMANCER > I'm not as cheap as these idiots, but I get results.
[ 2014.05.19 02:47:41 ] SOIH-257 > That's what they all say 8D
[ 2014.05.19 02:47:51 ] NECROMANCER > Feel free to view the capital kills on my KB
[ 2014.05.19 02:48:01 ] NECROMANCER > or look at corp KB to see the muscle I bring to the table.
[ 2014.05.19 02:50:07 ] NECROMANCER > so far, it sounds like you haven't even paid anyone 500 mil.
[ 2014.05.19 02:50:15 ] NECROMANCER > just 50 mil per corpse or something similar
[ 2014.05.19 02:50:26 ] NECROMANCER > which most people were insulted by, passed info along to multiboxer, and ignored it
[ 2014.05.19 02:50:44 ] NECROMANCER > how many alts have you seen use at once?
[ 2014.05.19 02:50:58 ] SOIH-257 > just 2
[ 2014.05.19 02:51:21 ] NECROMANCER > too small for most people to get excited for, especially at what you're paying
[ 2014.05.19 02:51:32 ] NECROMANCER > when you say rich, how rich are you talking
[ 2014.05.19 02:51:32 ] SOIH-257 > small job small pay
[ 2014.05.19 02:51:47 ] NECROMANCER > because it sounds like you're more interesting than the target.
[ 2014.05.19 02:51:59 ] SOIH-257 > i only fly frigs in FW
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:03 ] SOIH-257 > and some small time crime
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:12 ] SOIH-257 > so you guys can hunt my frigs all day lol
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:38 ] SOIH-257 > I like good business though
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:46 ] SOIH-257 > trust based, gooooood business
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:54 ] SOIH-257 > i trust everyone once (:
[ 2014.05.19 02:52:58 ] NECROMANCER > you do lose merlins
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:11 ] SOIH-257 > damn right i do like a boss
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:21 ] SOIH-257 > let a kid fly today he shot at someone in highsec and wasted my ship and the cargo inside
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:30 ] SOIH-257 > i work at a game center, and kids always ask WTF IS DAT GAEM
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:33 ] SOIH-257 > so i let them dick around
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:41 ] NECROMANCER > how touching
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:44 ] NECROMANCER > but you don't do FW anymore
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:51 ] SOIH-257 > As of 2 days ago
[ 2014.05.19 02:53:51 ] NECROMANCER > and you don't have any serious alts
[ 2014.05.19 02:54:06 ] SOIH-257 > My corp just left FW and i think that dragged me with it
[ 2014.05.19 02:54:09 ] SOIH-257 > I'll be back in FW soon enough
[ 2014.05.19 02:54:44 ] NECROMANCER > How long are you looking to kill this guy and what's the highest retainer you've paid so far?
[ 2014.05.19 02:54:54 ] NECROMANCER > Short of hiring Cane, I'm worth almost anyone else.
[ 2014.05.19 02:55:04 ] SOIH-257 > who's cane
[ 2014.05.19 02:55:34 ] NECROMANCER > He charges 2 bil, I charge less.
[ 2014.05.19 02:56:02 ] SOIH-257 > im not paying solo pilots that much
[ 2014.05.19 02:56:06 ] SOIH-257 > i pay corps 1 plex a week
[ 2014.05.19 02:56:28 ] SOIH-257 > To do whatever bidding I want them to do :o
[ 2014.05.19 02:57:11 ] NECROMANCER > For a PLEX, I'd happily dec Bongwater on the spot.
[ 2014.05.19 02:57:26 ] NECROMANCER > 60 actual PVPers wouldn't mind hunting, he's close to our usual stomping grounds as it is
[ 2014.05.19 02:57:41 ] NECROMANCER > Ichoriya is not out of the way.
[ 2014.05.19 02:58:28 ] NECROMANCER > and all he does is sit in Black Rise.
[ 2014.05.19 02:58:44 ] SOIH-257 > yeeeuuuh, never seen him before though
[ 2014.05.19 02:58:51 ] NECROMANCER > http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&view=kills&plt_id=1377480&m=5&y=2014
[ 2014.05.19 02:58:55 ] SOIH-257 > didn't know devils like him existed in my pretty little regeon
[ 2014.05.19 02:58:59 ] SOIH-257 > region
[ 2014.05.19 02:59:04 ] NECROMANCER > Devils like him exist everywhere.
[ 2014.05.19 02:59:18 ] NECROMANCER > he even popped a stratios, he will be worthy prey.
[ 2014.05.19 02:59:46 ] NECROMANCER > Are you just paying for 1 week of hellcamping?
[ 2014.05.19 03:00:07 ] SOIH-257 > 30 days
[ 2014.05.19 03:00:17 ] NECROMANCER > so four dec bills.
[ 2014.05.19 03:00:47 ] SOIH-257 > isn't he the only one in his corp? not worth a dec
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:01 ] NECROMANCER > It lets us fight him in highsec with real ships.
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:14 ] SOIH-257 > yeah but there's corps out there
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:19 ] SOIH-257 > that'll ally anyone who gets wardecced
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:23 ] SOIH-257 > for free
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:28 ] NECROMANCER > We welcome the challenge.
[ 2014.05.19 03:01:34 ] NECROMANCER > Look through some of our past decs.
[ 2014.05.19 03:02:03 ] NECROMANCER > Entire nullsec alliances have been victims to us with piles of allies.
[ 2014.05.19 03:02:10 ] NECROMANCER > Zero fucks given, that's more bodies on our KB
[ 2014.05.19 03:02:52 ] NECROMANCER > Hell we dec'd all of Provi bloc for Christmas, fights galore.
[ 2014.05.19 03:02:58 ] NECROMANCER > Your job is not to worry about allies.
[ 2014.05.19 03:03:29 ] NECROMANCER > Your job is bask in the glow of an enemy being ruthless stomped every time he undocks by 60 people.
[ 2014.05.19 03:03:47 ] NECROMANCER > well 58 two of our guys never undock. but you get the idea.
[ 2014.05.19 03:04:36 ] SOIH-257 > Did you see
[ 2014.05.19 03:04:39 ] SOIH-257 > Kick-Ass
[ 2014.05.19 03:04:45 ] NECROMANCER > 1 and 2.
[ 2014.05.19 03:04:56 ] SOIH-257 > I'm Red Mist and my daddy just got blown up by a bazooka
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:07 ] SOIH-257 > I got ass tons of cash and IDK what to do with it
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:10 ] NECROMANCER > great.
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:12 ] SOIH-257 > other than throw it at pirates and mercs
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:15 ] NECROMANCER > don't hire an army of idiots.
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:19 ] NECROMANCER > Hire a few good people.
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:23 ] SOIH-257 > but thats what red mist does
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:24 ] NECROMANCER > Like that Russian chick
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:28 ] SOIH-257 > THATS WHAT IM DOING
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:30 ] NECROMANCER > and he dies like a bitch.
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:38 ] SOIH-257 > what russian chick
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:42 ] SOIH-257 > oh shit
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:43 ] SOIH-257 > from the movie
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:44 ] NECROMANCER > Kick-Ass 2?
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:47 ] SOIH-257 > yo i wanna nurse on her titties
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:49 ] SOIH-257 > >:O
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:53 ] NECROMANCER > heh
[ 2014.05.19 03:05:56 ] NECROMANCER > point being
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:02 ] NECROMANCER > she kills like 10 cops in two minutes
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:12 ] SOIH-257 > with a lawn mower
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:13 ] NECROMANCER > all the other guys are fucking worthless
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:17 ] SOIH-257 > so i want you guys to Venture up
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:21 ] SOIH-257 > and gannk him in combat ventures
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:32 ] NECROMANCER > hire us and stop hiring other people.
[ 2014.05.19 03:06:44 ] NECROMANCER > We don't play with riffraff.
[ 2014.05.19 03:07:06 ] NECROMANCER > Our diplo contact is Dame Hel
[ 2014.05.19 03:07:18 ] SOIH-257 > Donatien Alphonse Francois already paid your honky his 250m
[ 2014.05.19 03:07:29 ] NECROMANCER > and he escalated to me.
[ 2014.05.19 03:07:38 ] NECROMANCER > Because he can't make decisions for the corp.
[ 2014.05.19 03:07:39 ] NECROMANCER > I can.
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:12 ] SOIH-257 > so you're gonna walk the fuck out of here with my plex
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:20 ] SOIH-257 > and bring me kick-ass's corpses
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:30 ] NECROMANCER > More than that.
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:33 ] NECROMANCER > I will bring you corpses.
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:39 ] NECROMANCER > And then I will bring you silence.
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:43 ] SOIH-257 > I WANT HIS FUCKING CORPSES AND KILL MAILS
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:47 ] NECROMANCER > Days of him not logging in.Stretching to weeks.
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:56 ] NECROMANCER > Then when he finally undocks
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:58 ] NECROMANCER > Corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:08:59 ] NECROMANCER > Corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:01 ] NECROMANCER > Corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:02 ] NECROMANCER > Corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:03 ] SOIH-257 > BONUSES FOR EVERYONE if you hold him in fucking PLAC AND LET ME KILL HIM MYSELF
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:19 ] NECROMANCER > we have teamspeak server, we can coordinate that
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:29 ] NECROMANCER > and I'm in a reasonable mood so we won't charge you extra.
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:29 ] SOIH-257 > damn fucking right you have a teamspeak why wouldnt you
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:49 ] SOIH-257 > i'm prepared to trade my body too
[ 2014.05.19 03:09:59 ] NECROMANCER > not required
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:04 ] SOIH-257 > just a warning im 300 lbs fat cunt
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:06 ] NECROMANCER > but if you want to be in on shooting him
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:16 ] NECROMANCER > we are happy to have you hold a system over
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:20 ] NECROMANCER > until we get tackle
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:34 ] SOIH-257 > i can tackle him myself
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:39 ] SOIH-257 > tackling is my life
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:56 ] NECROMANCER > no
[ 2014.05.19 03:10:59 ] NECROMANCER > let us tackle
[ 2014.05.19 03:11:01 ] NECROMANCER > you kill
[ 2014.05.19 03:11:12 ] NECROMANCER > unless you can fly a heavy interdictor
[ 2014.05.19 03:11:29 ] SOIH-257 > i'll put my heavy dickinterhim
[ 2014.05.19 03:11:38 ] NECROMANCER > infinite point. no amount of warp stabs can save him.
[ 2014.05.19 03:12:53 ] NECROMANCER > please take a look at our killboard.
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:06 ] NECROMANCER > see how deadly serious I am that we can hellcamp this fuckwit.
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:09 ] SOIH-257 > keep the 250m as a good fayth
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:21 ] NECROMANCER > don't care about that.
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:26 ] NECROMANCER > that's between you and don.
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:35 ] SOIH-257 > oh good
[ 2014.05.19 03:13:44 ] NECROMANCER > I am only here on the corp's behalf.
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:02 ] SOIH-257 > okay black death
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:04 ] NECROMANCER > 28 days is 4 weeks of decs.
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:15 ] SOIH-257 > aye
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:19 ] NECROMANCER > thankfully, the bills can be paid upfront.
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:24 ] SOIH-257 > i got 4 plexes with your ugly tattoos all over them
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:33 ] NECROMANCER > good. Contract to corp, not to me.
[ 2014.05.19 03:14:56 ] NECROMANCER > while I wouldn't mind them, it's not mine to split up.
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:01 ] SOIH-257 > I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CONTRACT
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:07 ] SOIH-257 > jk yes i do
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:08 ] NECROMANCER > sigh.
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:10 ] SOIH-257 > <_<
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:11 ] SOIH-257 > lol
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:12 ] NECROMANCER > lol.
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:16 ] SOIH-257 > gotcha
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:19 ] SOIH-257 > did your ears burn with rage
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:21 ] SOIH-257 > when you read that
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:23 ] SOIH-257 > mine would
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:28 ] NECROMANCER > I have seen people so new
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:33 ] NECROMANCER > it fills me with rage
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:37 ] SOIH-257 > Oh yeah
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:39 ] NECROMANCER > it's like they unlearned things since installing
[ 2014.05.19 03:15:43 ] SOIH-257 > I bet you wanna fuck me up right now 8D
[ 2014.05.19 03:16:02 ] NECROMANCER > no, it was clever.
[ 2014.05.19 03:16:05 ] NECROMANCER > I respect clever.
[ 2014.05.19 03:16:16 ] SOIH-257 > What was clever? My hissy fit?
[ 2014.05.19 03:16:28 ] NECROMANCER > anything that elicits a deliberate response
[ 2014.05.19 03:16:41 ] NECROMANCER > since most people in EVE are blindly reactionary
[ 2014.05.19 03:18:29 ] NECROMANCER > if you're serious, contract corp.
[ 2014.05.19 03:18:41 ] NECROMANCER > if you aren't, close window, there are actual wardecs out there.
[ 2014.05.19 03:18:47 ] NECROMANCER > and I would like to find them
[ 2014.05.19 03:18:52 ] SOIH-257 > of course i'm fucking serious
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:24 ] SOIH-257 > excuse me
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:31 ] SOIH-257 > i'm in a decently shitty mood
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:37 ] SOIH-257 > I'm not always a raging twat
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:39 ] NECROMANCER > these things happen.
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:42 ] SOIH-257 > yes i am
[ 2014.05.19 03:20:46 ] NECROMANCER > I am patient, but to a limited extent.
[ 2014.05.19 03:21:54 ] NECROMANCER > at 3:25 I will assume you are not serious and pursue business elsewhere.
[ 2014.05.19 03:22:03 ] NECROMANCER > We have a large amount of pvp guys who need content
[ 2014.05.19 03:22:10 ] NECROMANCER > and I do not rest in finding it.
[ 2014.05.19 03:22:11 ] SOIH-257 > making contract now
[ 2014.05.19 03:22:27 ] SOIH-257 > getting the plex to my inventory now
[ 2014.05.19 03:23:25 ] NECROMANCER > Bongwater Tsunami + Thirtyone Organism
[ 2014.05.19 03:23:26 ] SOIH-257 > so you're the dipbromat?
[ 2014.05.19 03:23:38 ] NECROMANCER > I prefer diplomat, and yes.
[ 2014.05.19 03:24:28 ] SOIH-257 > this isn't the first time someone's walked with my money, so when i sign this plex over and you guys bail im gonna just cry for a little bit but then i'll be fine
[ 2014.05.19 03:24:45 ] NECROMANCER > Mercenary money is all about reputation.
[ 2014.05.19 03:24:49 ] NECROMANCER > You are connected with Reddit.
[ 2014.05.19 03:24:56 ] NECROMANCER > We have writers for EVE news sites.
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:00 ] NECROMANCER > We don't do bad publicity.
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:14 ] NECROMANCER > It hurts future contracts, which hurts content, which puts me out of a job.
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:19 ] SOIH-257 > I met a few writers, forgot their names though
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:23 ] SOIH-257 > O_o
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:27 ] SOIH-257 > alright so
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:31 ] SOIH-257 > sending over a plex
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:36 ] SOIH-257 > for the first week
[ 2014.05.19 03:25:51 ] SOIH-257 > if he gives me what the FUCK i want within the first week, jobs over, will throw in second plex as a parting gift
[ 2014.05.19 03:26:34 ] SOIH-257 > all i want out of him is an apology and 150mil
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:01 ] NECROMANCER > that's reasonable.
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:07 ] NECROMANCER > mail 1 sent.
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:17 ] NECROMANCER > mail 2 updated when CEO confirms payment received.
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:42 ] SOIH-257 > 1 plex is 4 wardecs?
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:45 ] NECROMANCER > No.
[ 2014.05.19 03:27:50 ] NECROMANCER > 1 PLEX is 1 Wardec.
[ 2014.05.19 03:28:18 ] NECROMANCER > CEO will make corp contract after week 1.
[ 2014.05.19 03:28:40 ] NECROMANCER > I would frankly prefer them all upfront because that makes three less weeks I have to find content for
[ 2014.05.19 03:28:45 ] NECROMANCER > but it's your vengeance
[ 2014.05.19 03:28:52 ] SOIH-257 > aye
[ 2014.05.19 03:28:58 ] SOIH-257 > 4 up front
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:04 ] SOIH-257 > if he pussies out tonight and cries to me with that apology
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:07 ] SOIH-257 > we spank him fro 7 days
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:21 ] SOIH-257 > keep the other 3 plex and bring me along on the rape trains once in a while
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:23 ] SOIH-257 > :D
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:33 ] NECROMANCER > if he bitches out and you get what you want, I will personally refund you 2 and dec him for the month.
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:41 ] NECROMANCER > People with vendettas make my job easier.
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:49 ] NECROMANCER > Plus, you're active on reddit.
[ 2014.05.19 03:29:52 ] NECROMANCER > It's free publicity.
[ 2014.05.19 03:30:04 ] SOIH-257 > FEAR
[ 2014.05.19 03:30:05 ] NECROMANCER > Well, not free per se, but damn sight cheaper than the alternative.
[ 2014.05.19 03:30:25 ] NECROMANCER > CEO says no contracts assigned to corp.
[ 2014.05.19 03:30:32 ] SOIH-257 > wat? so who then
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:17 ] NECROMANCER > http://gyazo.com/b316cccfd1c58187119c3412752df3f3
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:28 ] NECROMANCER > You haven't contracted anything.
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:32 ] NECROMANCER > I am not in the mood for games.
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:42 ] NECROMANCER > If you want the guy wrecked, that is something we do.
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:45 ] SOIH-257 > OH i thought you meant DONt contract them to the corp
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:53 ] NECROMANCER > sigh.
[ 2014.05.19 03:31:59 ] NECROMANCER > Don't contract them to me.
[ 2014.05.19 03:32:03 ] SOIH-257 > im not
[ 2014.05.19 03:32:06 ] NECROMANCER > because I will take them and not credit you anything.
[ 2014.05.19 03:32:25 ] NECROMANCER > But contract them to the corp, because then the CEO will take them and initiate the dec, mobilize troops, etc.
[ 2014.05.19 03:32:35 ] SOIH-257 > okay
[ 2014.05.19 03:32:43 ] SOIH-257 > my friend just got here with my plex anyway
[ 2014.05.19 03:35:08 ] SOIH-257 > done
[ 2014.05.19 03:35:25 ] NECROMANCER > CEO says you sent one, not the full set.
[ 2014.05.19 03:35:36 ] NECROMANCER > If this is meant to be cute, I'm going to ask him to fucking keep it.
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:00 ] SOIH-257 > O_o
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:07 ] SOIH-257 > another fancy miscommunication
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:10 ] NECROMANCER > We don't hire piecemeal and we don't half ass.
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:32 ] NECROMANCER > It's 4 upfront or so far as I'm concerned he can wipe his ass with this one.
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:55 ] NECROMANCER > also you made me look like an idiot to him
[ 2014.05.19 03:36:58 ] NECROMANCER > Which I do not appreciate.
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:06 ] SOIH-257 > well let him know i'm obviously the idiot
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:23 ] NECROMANCER > That was assumed, but you're not in our command channel to yell at.
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:46 ] NECROMANCER > He's not dec'ing shit until the other 3 are in.
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:52 ] SOIH-257 > dude
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:53 ] SOIH-257 > sent
[ 2014.05.19 03:37:56 ] SOIH-257 > relax big guy
[ 2014.05.19 03:38:17 ] NECROMANCER > sorry, he's too busy yelling at me to check
[ 2014.05.19 03:38:18 ] NECROMANCER > lol
[ 2014.05.19 03:38:31 ] SOIH-257 > dont tell him to be cool
[ 2014.05.19 03:38:36 ] SOIH-257 > but im the angry one
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:14 ] NECROMANCER > okay
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:16 ] NECROMANCER > he's calmed down
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:23 ] SOIH-257 > neat.
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:33 ] NECROMANCER > let me send you the update mail.
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:38 ] NECROMANCER > and he'll launch the dec, etc.
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:46 ] NECROMANCER > do you have jumpclones yet?
[ 2014.05.19 03:39:55 ] NECROMANCER > if so, we want you to position at least 1 in Black Rise
[ 2014.05.19 03:40:00 ] NECROMANCER > (assuming you want in on kills)
[ 2014.05.19 03:40:50 ] SOIH-257 > i'll pass on that
[ 2014.05.19 03:41:37 ] NECROMANCER > alright, that's just if you prefer to get in on kills.
[ 2014.05.19 03:41:53 ] NECROMANCER > Do you have a preferred drop off point for corpses or wreck salvage?
[ 2014.05.19 03:41:58 ] SOIH-257 > its fine. just bring me the fucking bodies
[ 2014.05.19 03:42:00 ] NECROMANCER > We don't give a fuck about salvage
[ 2014.05.19 03:42:00 ] SOIH-257 > ichoriya
[ 2014.05.19 03:42:11 ] NECROMANCER > okay, I'll send you mail update
[ 2014.05.19 03:42:14 ] SOIH-257 > contract it all to me if you dont want it
[ 2014.05.19 03:42:17 ] NECROMANCER > please reply with that system linked
[ 2014.05.19 03:43:03 ] NECROMANCER > inviting you to our public chat channel
[ 2014.05.19 03:44:18 ] NECROMANCER > send reply back with that system linked so I can forward it to everyone, please.
[ 2014.05.19 03:44:55 ] NECROMANCER > thank you, received.
[ 2014.05.19 03:45:23 ] NECROMANCER > 24 hours for dec to go live, so come bother me at 03:44 tomorrow.
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:15 ] NECROMANCER > until then, is there anything in terms of EVE info I can help with?
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:22 ] NECROMANCER > and reddit link so we can mock this guy further?
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:36 ] NECROMANCER > people are more inclined to actually undock if you make fun of them, in our experience.
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:45 ] SOIH-257 > he doesnt know about the reddit thing yet
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:46 ] SOIH-257 > actualy wait
[ 2014.05.19 03:46:49 ] SOIH-257 > he was part of Fweddit
[ 2014.05.19 03:47:23 ] SOIH-257 > Literally the reddit post is just me flaunting ISK and offering 50mil per corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:47:27 ] NECROMANCER > link me
[ 2014.05.19 03:47:47 ] NECROMANCER > and I'll send it to him pretending to be friendly and that "we know where this asshole is, let's gank him"
[ 2014.05.19 03:47:52 ] NECROMANCER > that gets all these people to undock
[ 2014.05.19 03:48:04 ] NECROMANCER > nobody resists a second time assault
[ 2014.05.19 03:48:33 ] SOIH-257 > http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/25wpi6/who_wants_to_hunt_50mil_per_corpse/
[ 2014.05.19 03:48:40 ] SOIH-257 > lol
[ 2014.05.19 03:49:23 ] SOIH-257 > i wasnt advertising the whole plex thing on reddit
[ 2014.05.19 03:49:27 ] SOIH-257 > just the 50mil per corpse
[ 2014.05.19 03:50:14 ] NECROMANCER > Understandable and we have no intention to.
[ 2014.05.19 03:50:29 ] NECROMANCER > But carefully monitoring information is how one goes beyond winning
[ 2014.05.19 03:50:34 ] NECROMANCER > And enters abject humiliation
[ 2014.05.19 03:51:13 ] SOIH-257 > when does the dec start?
[ 2014.05.19 03:51:28 ] NECROMANCER > https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Wars
[ 2014.05.19 03:51:33 ] NECROMANCER > 03:44 tomorrow
[ 2014.05.19 03:51:42 ] NECROMANCER > declared now, notifications out, 24 hours until fighting begins
[ 2014.05.19 03:51:53 ] SOIH-257 > can i see the notify
[ 2014.05.19 03:52:08 ] NECROMANCER > I'll ask the CEO
[ 2014.05.19 03:52:54 ] NECROMANCER > weird. all he said was 'Nonnak sends his regards'. Any idea what that means?
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