Game Grumps line generating script. Insipired by http://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/18nbug/i_made_a_java_program_that_randomly_generates/ .

gistfile1.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
# License: WTFPL

import random

show_names = ("Game Grumps", "Gample Gust", "Grep", "Gash Garst",
              "Gurp Gurp Gurp Gurp", "Squidward", "Batman", "Grumble Dumps",
              "Groomp Croomp", "Gargarsh", "Grusput", "Goof Troop")

line_beginnings = ("OH IT'S A", "ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF",
      "POPPY BROTHERS JUNIOR", "WHAT IS THIS?", "Look at this",
      "Look at that dang-ass", "Real talk?", "I legitimately think",
      "I hate when", "Pause balls by going upstairs,")

line_endings = ("IT'S NO USE", "BARRY, PUT THAT IN", "POPPY BROTHERS SENIOR",
      "WE ALWAYS RESET TOGETHER", "GREATGREATGREAT", "WHAT IS MY LIFE?",
      "Pumbloom", "dang", "game feel", "Silver", "*Jon coughs*", "[JON NO]",
      "Chiz Peetza")

def generate_grumps(length=None):
    yield "Welcome back to {0}!".format(random.choice(show_names))
    if length is None:
        length = random.randint(5, 30)
    for _ in range(length):
        beginning = random.choice(line_beginnings)
        ending = random.choice(line_endings)
        yield "{0} {1}".format(beginning, ending.upper() if beginning.upper() == beginning else ending)
    yield "Next time on {0}!".format(random.choice(show_names))

if __name__ == '__main__':
    for item in generate_grumps():
        print(item)