gistfile1.txt

def prompt
	print ">"
end

puts "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you choose door 1 or 2?"

prompt; door = gets.chomp

if door == "1"
	puts "There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake. What do you do?"
	puts "1. Take the cake."
	puts "2. Scream at the bear."

	prompt; bear = gets.chomp

	if bear == "1"
		puts "The bear eats your face off. Good job!"
		puts "You are feeling great and light without skin on your face. What do you do?"
		puts "1. Take your smartphone, make a photo and upload it to internet"
		puts "2. Sit down and wait until you die"
		prompt; bear_decision = gets.chomp

	elsif bear_decision == "1" 
		puts "That's nice, sweetie! You did a really great job!"
		puts "Now some of your friends will see the photo online and get you out of here!"
end
	elsif bear_decision == "2"
		puts "Have a nice death!"
		puts "<...>"
		puts "Your dead."
	end
	else
		puts "You are dying."
	
	elsif bear == "2"
		puts "The bear eats your legs off. Good job!"
	else
		puts "Well, doing #{bear} is probably better. Bear runs away."
	end

elsif door == "2"
	puts "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthuhlu's retina"
	puts "1. Blueberries."
	puts "2. Yellow jacket clothespins."
	puts "3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies."

	prompt; insanity = gets.chomp

	if insanity == "1" or insanity == "2"
		puts "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello. Good job!"
	else
		puts "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck. Good job!"
	end
else
	puts "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!"
end