Quotefile header

const char *quotes[34]={
    "Help me, I'm stuck in a typewriter#",
    "Take the blue pill#",
    "You should have taken the red pill.#",
    "Help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope#",
    "from my point of view the jedi are evil#",
    "bite my shiny metal ass#",
    "i suffer from a very sexy learning disorder, sexlexia#",
    //"if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. checkmate.",
    "good news everyone#",
    "good news everyone, i taught the toaster to feel love#",
    "freedom freedom freedom oy!#",
    "we are the borg, resistance is futile#",
    "the truth is out there#",
    "hasta la vista baby#",
    "i'll be back#",
    "beam me up, scotty#",
    "open the pod baby doors hal#",
    "he's dead jim#",
    "get your dirty hands off me you damn dirty apes#",
    "wake up, time to die#",
    "it's a trap!#",
    "hikeeba#",
    "i find your lack of faith disturbing#",
    "klaatu barada nikto#",
    "unshrink you, that would require some sort of RE-bigulator#",
    "to infinity and beyond#",
    "mitchell!#",
    "i am your father#",
    "gamara is really neat , gamara is filled with meat#",
    "rowsdower#",
    "push the button frank!#",
    "kiss the bird dick, he's hurting#",
    "nothing on earth could survive that#",
    "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper#"
};