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Every two years I go to a trivia night.And every two years they have U.S. Presidents as a topic.And every two years my table looks over at me and says, GREAT! Weve got Habecker here. This should be a cinch.And every two years I get this panicked expression. Seriously, panicked. No, you guys. Just... no. ...I dont know the U.S. Presidents in order. I can tell you who the fattest was, who had the wooden teeth, and which one was from Pennsylvania. Beyond that, Im as clueless as you. Maybe even more so.But youre a social studies teacher, they intone. Youre supposed to know every historical event, every country and all of its land forms, its capital, GDP, major cities, major exports, current conflicts, past conflicts... ...Why the hell do you think we brought a loser like you onto this team anyway?I... uh... I thought maybe you guys just liked having me around.At this point, I can hear the mutterings, see the pursed, half-sneering lips... sshillsaf toldya d b a bust loserlikethatwoulda eveno theU.S.Presidents....socialstudiesteacher...No, it was never fun. (Although, thanks to goodreads I have been able to hold my own during the literary and author rounds... Take THAT English teachers!!! Whos the loser now?!?) But now, now Im going to be tops in U.S. Presidents AND literature. *EDIT* I probably shouldnt have said anything negative about an English teacher in this review, as an English teacher gave me this book in the first place. ...Maybe well be on the same team this year. *END EDIT*Here are some positives and negatives about this book:Positive: I now know all the presidents in order.Negative: The cover says, Memorize them all (forever) in 20 minutes without trying. ...Yeah, I must be an idiot, because it took quite a bit of trying and WAY more than 20 minutes.Positive: I feel pretty good about myself for learning them.Negative: I feel pretty good about myself for learning them. Seriously Im 30 years old. Am I that insecure? (Looks like Ive answered my own question.)Positive: I know a bunch of facts about the presidents as well.Negative: The book uses pictures, so some of my facts are: The 9th president was a Hairy Van. William Henry Harrivan. I mean Harrison. What did that guy do besides being a hairy van? ...I dont know, but probably more than Zachary Taylor. Ahhhh... thats funny. ...see... youd get it if you would have read the book.Positive: I kindof had fun reading it, if Im being honest. And if nothing else, its helping me develop my structural schematic of U.S. History, even at this late juncture.So: 4 stars. Yes, 4 stars... Youre welcome Will Cleveland. Tell your uncle Grover (#22 & #24) I said hi.
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