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It's called Facebook." Jimmy Kimmel"A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. It's why they felt free to cross that line." Related TopicsFacebook Share this story Aboutsharing Email Facebook Messenger Messenger Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp LinkedIn More on this story Uber fires 20 staff after harassment investigation 7 June 2017 Does Silicon Valley have a sexism problem? 21 February 2017 Cheryl Yeoh: 'It was sexual harassment at the highest level' 6 July 2017 Video Young women on sexual harassment in the workplace 11 December 2017 Harassment in Hollywood: Who's been accused? 11 December 2017 Fashion models expose sexual harassment 7 December 2017 Top Stories California rescuer saves 'muddy doll' baby Rescuers continue to search for survivors after mudslides claim the lives of at least 15 people. hate . Learn more, including about available controls: Cookies Policy.FacebookJoin or Log Into Facebook  Email or PhonePasswordForgot account?Log InDo you want to join Facebook?Sign UpSign UpThis page isn't availableThe link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed.Go back to the previous page  Go to News Feed  Visit our Help CenterEnglish (US)NederlandsFryskPolskiTrkeDeutschFranais (France)EspaolPortugus (Brasil)ItalianoSign UpLog InMessengerFacebook LiteMobileFind FriendsPeoplePagesPlacesGamesLocationsCelebritiesMarketplaceGroupsRecipesSportsLookMomentsInstagramLocalAboutCreate AdCreate PageDevelopersCareersPrivacyCookiesAd ChoicesTermsHelpSettingsActivity Log Facebook  2018. Facebook also says it may consider an employee to be in breach of the policy even if their behaviour is not against the law.In the document, Facebook also suggests areas companies should consider when developing their own policies, including: whether colleagues can date each other what constitutes an appropriate greeting whether managers should connect with their staff on social media "We need systemic, lasting changes that deter bad behaviour and protect everyone," Ms Sandberg wrote in a Facebook post.She added Facebook did not necessarily believe the policy was "perfect"."The more organisations are open about their policies, the more we all can learn from each other," she wrote.'Power'Ms Sandberg has previously recounted experiences of sexual harassment during her career - ranging from a hand on her leg during a meeting, to a man she had refused to have dinner with banging on her hotel room door until she called security."I didn't work for any of these men," she wrote. That just seems creepy to me. Yeah, it was weird, because the bison's last words were, 'I . Finally a way to tell your friends how you really feel about their baby." Conan O'Brien"Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook is working on adding a 'dislike' button to its website. By clicking or navigating the site, you agree to allow our collection of information on and off Facebook through cookies. Open joke categories Tweet . Right when everyone got used to the seating arrangement, Zuckerberg changed the layout for no reason." Jimmy Fallon"On the first day of trading, Facebook shares rose less than expected. I wish Facebook would spend less time with stuff like cataloging new slang and more time trying to stop the monsters who keep inviting me to like their homemade jewelry page." Jimmy Kimmel"Zuckerberg introduced a new feature called Graph Search. You're in! Thanks for signing up. Soon you'll be able to find anything you want on Facebook, except for the thousands of hours of your life you lost going on Facebook." -Jimmy Kimmel"When Facebook stock went on the market, it was priced at $38 a share. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever." Craig Ferguson"Some people use Facebook to check up on ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, 'The American Dream.'" Bill Maher"Shares of Facebook stock dropped from the opening day price of $38 to around $34 today. Zuckerberg listed the 10 things he loves about her, while she listed the 16 billion things she loves about him." Jimmy Fallon"Mark Zuckerberg got married. This is perfect for anyone who's ever logged on, looked at pictures of their friend eating a sandwich, and thought, 'Now there's a sound investment.'" Conan O'Brien"This week investors will be able to buy shares of Facebook stock for the first time ever. We were promised that Facebook would take off like a rocket. Every update says, 'Breaking news: Youre screwing around at work.'" -Conan O'Brien"The NYPD created a new unit that will use social media sites to catch criminals. Learn more, including about available controls: Cookies Policy.FacebookJoin or Log Into Facebook  Email or PhonePasswordForgot account?Log InDo you want to join Facebook?Sign UpSign UpThis page isn't availableThe link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed.Go back to the previous page  Go to News Feed  Visit our Help CenterEnglish (US)NederlandsFryskPolskiTrkeDeutschFranais (France)EspaolPortugus (Brasil)ItalianoSign UpLog InMessengerFacebook LiteMobileFind FriendsPeoplePagesPlacesGamesLocationsCelebritiesMarketplaceGroupsRecipesSportsLookMomentsInstagramLocalAboutCreate AdCreate PageDevelopersCareersPrivacyCookiesAd ChoicesTermsHelpSettingsActivity Log Facebook  2018. .. 4 'Likes.'" Jimmy Fallon"Facebook is showing no sign whatsoever that they will ever leave us alone. animalasianblack peopleblondechemistryChuck Norrisdaddead babydesert islanddirtyfatgayITjewishkidsknock-knocklesbianlittle Johnnymarriagemathmexicannerdpoemsracistrednecksexstupidwhite peoplewomenYo mama . It's great: Now you can own a piece of the website that completely owns you." -Jimmy Fallon"Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth  $96 billion. Apparently Sarah Palin quit her job as Governor of Alaska to spend more time on Facebook. "But in every single one of these situations, they had more power than I did. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs." Jimmy Fallon"There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Of course, I only got on Facebook so I wouldn't have to call these people." Jimmy Fallon"Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Search the site GO . 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