searcher

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

WORDS = ['you', 'thou', 'you', 'they', 'this', 'that', 'here', 'there', 'who',
'what', 'where', 'when', 'how', 'not', 'all', 'many', 'some', 'few', 'other',
'one', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'five', 'big', 'long', 'wide', 'thick', 'heavy',
'small', 'short', 'narrow', 'thin', 'woman', 'man', 'man', 'child', 'wife',
'husband', 'mother', 'father', 'animal', 'fish', 'bird', 'dog', 'louse', 'snake',
'worm', 'tree', 'forest', 'stick', 'fruit', 'seed', 'leaf', 'root', 'bark', 'flower',
'grass', 'rope', 'skin', 'meat', 'blood', 'bone', 'fat', 'egg', 'horn', 'tail',
'feather', 'hair', 'head', 'ear', 'eye', 'nose', 'mouth', 'tooth', 'tongue',
'fingernail', 'foot', 'leg', 'knee', 'hand', 'wing', 'belly', 'guts', 'neck',
'back', 'breast', 'heart', 'liver', 'drink', 'eat', 'bite', 'suck', 'spit',
'vomit', 'blow', 'breathe', 'laugh', 'see', 'hear', 'know', 'think', 'smell',
'fear', 'sleep', 'live', 'die', 'kill', 'fight', 'hunt', 'hit', 'cut', 'split',
'stab', 'scratch', 'dig', 'swim', 'fly', 'walk', 'come', 'lie', 'sit', 'stand',
'turn', 'fall', 'give', 'hold', 'squeeze', 'rub', 'wash', 'wipe', 'pull', 'push',
'throw', 'tie', 'sew', 'count', 'say', 'sing', 'play', 'float', 'flow', 'freeze',
'swell', 'sun', 'moon', 'star', 'water', 'rain', 'river', 'lake', 'sea', 'salt',
'stone', 'sand', 'dust', 'earth', 'cloud', 'fog', 'sky', 'wind', 'snow', 'ice',
'smoke', 'fire', 'ashes', 'burn', 'road', 'mountain', 'red', 'green', 'yellow',
'white', 'black', 'night', 'day', 'year', 'warm', 'cold', 'full', 'new', 'old',
'good', 'bad', 'rotten', 'dirty', 'straight', 'round', 'sharp', 'dull', 'smooth',
'wet', 'dry', 'correct', 'near', 'far', 'right', 'left', 'with', 'and', 'because', 'name']

class Array
  def pick
    self[rand(size)-1]
  end
end

def query
  words_to_have = rand(5) + 2
  string = []
  words_to_have.times do
    string << WORDS.pick
  end

  cmd = "open \"https://www.bing.com/search?setmkt=en-US&q=#{string.join('+')}\""
  puts "#{Time.now}: #{cmd}"
  system cmd
end

raise 'you did it wrong' unless ARGV.length == 1

ARGV.first.to_i.times do
  query
  sleep(rand(30) + 30)
end