Put this to some deep place in your code before switching jobs (java version).

HappyDebugging.java

package net.antelle;

import java.lang.reflect.Field;
import java.lang.reflect.Modifier;

public class Program implements java.util.Comparator<java.lang.String> {
    public static void main(String [] args) {
        happyDebugging();
        System.out.format("compare result: %s", "abc".compareToIgnoreCase("trololo"));
    }

    private static void happyDebugging() {
        try {
            Field field = String.class.getField("CASE_INSENSITIVE_ORDER");
            field.setAccessible(true);
            Field modifiersField = Field.class.getDeclaredField("modifiers");
            modifiersField.setAccessible(true);
            modifiersField.setInt(field, field.getModifiers() & ~Modifier.FINAL);
            field.set(null, new Program());
        } catch (Exception e) {
        }
    }

    @Override
    public int compare(String x, String y) {
        return 0; // TODO: add randomness here, enable only in release, etc...
    }
}