UCLA just defeated Cal football 37-7. However, you don't care because when you went to the career fair you were really hitting it off with a super friendly recruiter for your dream job who was about to hand you a full-time offer/internship with $1,337,420 starting salary! But right before they could hand you the offer to sign, HKN and TBP officers dressed in USC colors jump the recruiter and kidnap them.
Luckily, Professor Smallberg has come through for you many times and this time is no exception: he has discovered