Semantic similarity chatbot (take 2).

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Your old files -- ?
And Dillinger's instructions to divert them -- it's all there - look, even his home phone number, when he logged on.
Oh, that is beautiful. You've got the goods...

Do you like my dad?
Of course.

The last few days, um... I've been thinking... had a lot of spare time.  I want to tell you... I'm starting to understand why you left me.  I've been resenting you for it, maybe, but ... I want to apologize, for all of it.  For shutting you out, for not being there.  I...  Anyway, I hope you can forgive me.
There's nothing to forgive.
It would mean a lot to me... if you and I could be friends.  If I could have you back in my life... in some small way.  It would be important.
Of course, Nick...

So? Tell me: how come they call you "Freb" anyways -- ?
C'mon, man ...
We're partners here --

How you guys doing?
I'm alright, I'm dealing.

Miss Schmidt.
You're not locking her up?

Did you pull me out?
Yeah.
Did I say thanks?
No.
Just wondering.
I hate hospitals. You're so... so goddamn useless...

They're not his neighbor, like you are.  He is a husband, a father, he risked his <u>life</u> for <u>their</u> country. The same as you.
Those aren't the facts that matter.

Fucking Mariners.
Fucking Tigers. They got no pitching except for a bunch of green kids straight out of Double A or Southern Cal.  How was the party?
What party?
The birthday party.
Oh, Anna's. It was great, man. Anna was so pretty.  She looked like a princess, like one of those girls in a fairy tale, you know, like Snow White.

...Ed?
Huh?
Russians exploded an A-bomb.
Yeah.
Jesus...
Now, being a barber is a lot like being a barman or a soda-jerk; there's not much to it once you've learned the basic moves. For the kids there's the Butch, or the Heinie...

You drive.
What?
Switch! You drive!
-- where? -
-- make the left -- toward the bridge --

That's Julie ... and that's Tricia. She, uh, reminds me a little bit of you ...
Oh yeah ... she really is ... wholesome.

We understand.
All the girls drink - but I'm the one that gets caught.  That's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

What!?
Have a good day, gentlemen.

Plenty of room for two people.
It'll just be me.
Student?
No.  You said three-fifty?
Plus first and last month deposit.
Will you lease month-to-month?
Not for three-fifty.
How about for five hundred?

You got to sit on Eldridge...
Man, El-Rage is El-Rage. You know him.
Yeah, I do, but he's gotta cool it...

So how can I help you...?
I wanna go back to work and put on a happy show.  The best show anybody's ever seen!
Do you wanna tour the clubs?
No clubs.  I wanna reach the TOP!  Carnegie Hall...!

How you doin'?
I'm doing fine.

Stop it!
It's you, Norman.  Your fear of drowning.  You have to face it.

They made me go with them.
Sure they did....

You know why...with my parents.
Well you can't blame them in a way.
I can take care of myself.  You know that.
I know...I know.

It's hard for me to advise you since you personify something that I truly think is dangerous.
Uh-huh.
I agree with you -- you're not qualified.  So get qualified.  You can insist on being better prepared.  You don't have to just leave it as...  'I don't write.  I'm not schooled. I don't understand the news I'm reading. But at least I'm upset about it, folks.'

Dorothy!
You wicked old witch!  Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let 'em take Toto!  Don't let her take him -- please!

-- I hope you like Miss Shawn --
-- what, who? Oh she's very nice, yes -- I mean normally ---
-- cause she's going to be very, very expensive.
Can't we go into this later, sweetheart?

The next morning I was taken to the Ludovico Medical Facility, outside the town centre, and I felt a malenky bit sad having to say goodbye to the old Staja, as you always will when you leave a place you've like gotten used to. Chief Guard briskly leads the way for Alex and escort. They move into reception hall where the Doctor stands.
Right. Halt the prisoner. Good morning, sir, I'm Chief Officer Barnes. I've got 655321 on a transfer from Parkmoor to the Ludovico Centre, sir!

You have to get out of here.  If Tran catches you he'll... he's acting crazy.  He's doing way too much playback and he's getting completely paranoid.  He's such a control freak, he's even paying Max to follow me around.
Max Pelcher?  You're kidding?
Yeah, for about a month now.  Lenny, just stay away from Tran, okay?  And stay away from me.  Stop trying to rescue me.  Those days are over. I'm a big girl now.  Stop trying to save me, okay, because I don't need saving... Just... give up on me.
Can't do it.
You know one of the ways movies still have Squid beat?  Because they always say "The End." You always know when it's over.  It's over! Now please leave.  I have to go on again in a couple of minutes.

Who are these guys?
Mostly people in the casino business. A few drug dealers.
And the girls?
Just girls. What are you drinking?
Vodka. Straight. On the rocks.
Good call. Help yourself.

That's easy to say from over here.
Give me a stick, pretty boy! I'll knock your fucking teeth out and pass all over your ass.

He was quite a man.  Did he know before the end you two had succeeded?
Yes, he knew.  Just..
..not in time to save him.
No.  After you've lived with <i>Chimera</i> for twenty hours, nothing can save you.  Not even...<i>Bellerophon.</i>

Put it in the middle of the room!
When did you make this, Walter?

Oh, Pufferball likes his little tum- tum rubbed, doesn't he now?
Wow, I've never seen him like this. He doesn't usually like guys.

See you later.
Thanks

What about your work back home...?
They need doctors in New Orleans too.   Michael - think what I could do with the money!

Hey, boss.  Wondered where you'd gotten to.
I just... wanted to be put on my own for a while.  Clear my head.
Didn't feel like whoopin' it up with the rest of us blue collars, huh?

You all right?
A White! A Great White, I found a tooth buried in the hull. He must've attacked... I knew it... Gardner's dead in there. I didn't see the mate...
No shark did that to a boat!

Such enthusiasm. Have I told you lately how proud I am of you?
Seriously? I'm doing all right?
You're taking this bull of an empire by the horns, but you're still keeping your small town values. You're not letting all this "stuff" spoil you.

Yes.
What?
Billy Prince is asking you to prom.
Why?
I don't know.
The poem! I knew he liked the poem!  Billy Prince is asking me to the prom.
That's what I'm saying.

That's for sure. At the airport - that's where it was. At the airport, there in one of those gift shops... Anyway, you better take a break.
Thanks. You are just a wonderful person.

I told you boys I'm no escape artist, but for the first time, I like the odds. Because now I got me a decoy.
What's the decoy?
Price. When I go I want you to give me five minutes. Exactly five minutes to get Dunbar out of that water tank. Then you throw Price out into the compound, nice and loud. He'll draw every light from every goon tower. It's our only chance to cut through. What do you say, Barracks' Chief?
Shoot!

The missing piece of the jigsaw. I tried to get you to give it to me as Peter; I tried to steal it from you as Dr. Darling. As myself I'll be a bit less subtle.  With this ring my plan will be complete.
How Wagnerian ... Do you mean to say you've waited all these years because you couldn't create a chip on your own? That would have amused Peter.
Speaking of Peter, there's more good news: You won't even have to change your last name. You'll always be Mrs. Peel.
What are my choices?
Choices?
I'll never marry you.

Thank you, Brother; Sister, how are you?
Please make way, please --

Lombard, this is not a Jewish name, is it?
I hope it’s not too significant.
What if it is?
Well, I would have to point out that we could have dealt with that question when you called this morning, Mrs Spitz. I wouldn’t like to think I’d kept you waiting for nothing.

I was sorry to hear about your wife.
Yes ... I got the money.
The President would like to know if that was the last payment.
I'll bet he would.
Is it?
In Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings, he has never gotten better value for his money.  If I were to open my mouth, all the dominoes would fall.

Look over there. It's Cameron.
Who?
Cameron. You remember Cameron.
No, I don't.
What's he doing here?
That's not him.
Yes, it is. It's him. Cameron, Cameron, come on over.Yo!

No plans for the weekend, Linda?
No, MR. Danvers.
Can't have you moping around the campus. Why don't you come home with us for dinner?
I'd love to.

Natalie? Natalie who?
Why?

Well, you are in pretty good shape, Herr Rick.
How long can I afford to stay closed?
Oh, two weeks, maybe three.
Maybe I won't have to. A bribe has worked before. In the meantime, everybody stays on salary.
Oh, thank you, Herr Rick. Sacha will be happy to hear it. I owe him money.

I find these initial meetings to be much easier without the concerned relatives in attendance.
Am I supposed to say 'thank you'?
Thanks are hardly necessary.
Aw, shucks, ma'am. T'weren't nothin'.
I'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
It ain't for lack of trying.
So it seems. May we be serious for a moment?
Why, Doctor! We've only just met!

You know how to work this thing?
No idea.
Well, press something!
Wait!

Hey! -- Where you going?!
You're going to your ship, I'm going to mine. Science Vessel. I've got 300 years of catch-up learning to do.
You mean this is -- goodbye?
Why does it have to be goodbye?
Well, I... As they say in your century -- I don't even have your phone number. How will I find you?
Don't worry. I'll find <u>you</u>.  See you around the galaxy...

Do you swear that the testimony you are about to give before this committee of the United States House of Representatives will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
I do.
Be seated and state your full name and place of residence for the record.
Peter Kenneth Appleton.  Hollywood, California.
The chair notes that you are appearing without the benefit of counsel today, Mr. Appleton.  We certainly hope this means that you intend to be fully forthcoming with this committee?
I'll do my best, Mr. Chairman.
Now, we're informed that you have a statement you'd like to read, is that correct?
A statement?

Yeah, I stripped down a motion tracker and hardwired it through to the helmet pick-ups, too.  That's also on the display.
Sounds great.

No.  Invite us?  No, he simply...
Then we cannot go.
Because...?
Because we cannot <u>pay</u>...

Then these are all new owners?
That's right.
But that means that most of the valley's been sold in the last few months.
If that's what it says.
Can I check one of these volumes out?
Sir, this is not a lending library, it's the Hall of Records.
Well, then, how about a ruler?
A ruler?
The print's pretty fine. I forgot my glasses. I'd like to be able to read across.

As my wife testified, we were considering it.
Actually, she said you had decided. Decided <u>not</u> not come forward.

So, Mr. Johnson --
Tor!
Tor.  Have you ever thought about becoming an actor?
Mm, not good-lookink enough.
I think you're quite handsome.
No.  With hair, yah.  But I must shave head for wrestlink.  It scare da crowds.  Dey like that.

Inhale the smoke and hold it.
What is this, like freebase?
Not like.  It is.

When my money moves, I go with it.
I trust Mr. Johnson filled you in on the revisions.

Are you crazy, Ray?
You heard Kelly say "Sam."  That was Lombardo on the phone.  And you saw the girls...
Ray.  The conversation on this tape is totally unintelligible.  What we have here, is you on the Van Ryan property, without a proper warrant, shooting a porn flick...
I don't believe I'm hearing this.  A month ago you were pulling these two apart at the courthouse.  They were acting.  They were all acting, from the beginning.  And we bought it, hook, line and sinker... And now they're home free with six million of Sandra Van Ryan's money.

Why do you cry?
You mean people?  I don't know.  We just cry. You know.  When it hurts.
Pain causes it?
Uh-unh, no, it's different... It's when there's nothing wrong with you but you hurt anyway.  You get it?
No.

Want to get a drink?
Sure. Why not.

Poor George . . . Sit down.
Sit down? What are . . .
If you're going to help a man, you want to know something about him, don't you?
Well, naturally. Of course.
Well, keep your eyes open. See the town?

After that, who cares?
That does it –– come here.

Hello.  Can I help you?
Does this dog here belong to you?

Do you have a cigarette?
I don't smoke.
Yes, you do.
I quit.

Hey everybody. How's it hangin'?
In fact, he's just informed me that he personally plans on cancelling Christmas this year.

Isn't that a Z140? Alleviated titanium. Neuro charged assault model?
Uh..
You know you could hurt someone with this puppy..good thing it's not loaded..

You just have to control it. We're not apes.
Thank you very much for that.

Mr Disraeli.  Ma'am.
Your Royal Highness.  What a pleasure to see you here.
Have you met Mr Lyle?  He's in sugar...?
I don't think I've had that pleasure.

Why...?  Andy, why...?
I used to think you were original.

No!  You're playing with my mind!
I'm trying to play with your body!
I knew it--you're seducing me!
Of course I'm seducing you for Godsakes, and I'm doing a damn poor job of it--  Aren't I pretty?
I think you're real cute.
Cute?!  I hate cute!  Baby ducks are cute!  I wanta be exotic and mysterious!
You're exotic and mysterious and cute--that's why I better leave.

We can work this out, can't we?
This isn't all that bad. We can give you a lot of legitimate jobs. Put you on the rotation at Long Beach as a dock worker.

I'm taking her to the airport a few minutes from now.  She's going to East St. Louis--to visit an aunt.
Tell her to have a nice trip.
Thanks.

Jake --
What do I always tell you guys? Don't spend it all. Sooner or later we're going to run into some bad luck. Save some. Put it away, so when shit like this happens, you're not desperate. That's it. The gig's up.

If you were truly a copycat, wouldn't you want to emulate everything about the killer that you could?
Meaning?
He's already gotta be a part of Sid's life. What do you know about this Derek?
Solid alibis. He was with Sidney when she was attacked.
Billy had alibis too.

Look at me, Hildy --
I'm looking at you -- you murderer!
If it was my own mother, I'd carry on! You know I would. For the paper!
Louie, where'd it happen? I'm going out!

Baaa, got no time to go to the movies. Love and Hate too busy fighting for possession of my soul.
Where's Elias come from?
'Lias come naturally.

She changed the codes.
What's wrong?
It would take hours to re-route the system, and even if I did, I shouldn't.

No, you don't!  He does not work well with others.
What do you mean?  What's he do?
He's a freelance bio-exorcist. Claims to get rid of the living. But he's a troublemaker.  He's pushy.  He's been sleazing around that cemetery for 500 years.
Our cemetery?
Yeah.  He still tries popping up all over the place.  But he can't join the party unless you call on him.  Get the Deetzes out by yourselves! I gotta go.

Benjamin -- I would like to know what you're doing here.
Here? In Berkeley?
Yes.
Well, I have this very pleasant room on Carter Street -- and I've been getting to some classes --
But you're not enrolled.
No. I just sit in. They don't seem to mind. They've been very congenial about it.

<u>Oh my God</u>!
<u>I know</u>!  We just have to <u>pray</u> that the other closets are bigger than this one.

Captain...?
We have to follow them back... repair whatever damage they've done to that time-line.

Perfect example.
You have to put blinders on sometimes. Most times.
I don't know why I asked you to come.
Talk to him about it.  He'll understand if you tell him how you feel.
I can't be a burden, especially now.  I know I'll get used to things.  I guess I wanted to know what someone who's lived here thinks.  Upstate, it was a completely different environment.  I don't know if David told you, but I teach fifth grade, or did.
He mentioned it.

That's a lie!
It's not a lie! Nickels and dimes! To stuff into their own pockets! You can read all about it in the newspapers there!
That's a lie! Listen—don't believe what he says . . .
Let go of me!  This man had no intention of jumping off of the top of a building! He was paid to say so!  Do you deny that?
That's got nothing to do with it!
Were you paid for it—or weren't you?
Yes! I was paid! But the—
And what about the suicide note? You didn't write that, either!
What difference does that make?
Did you write it—or didn't you?
No, I didn't write it, but—
Ah, you bet your life you didn't! You look in your papers, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll find Miss Mitchell's signed confession that she was the one that wrote it!
Listen, folks, it's a fact that I didn't write the letter, but this whole thing started—
There! You see? He admits it! You're a fake, John Doe! And for what you've done to all these good people—they ought to run you out of the country—and I hope they do it!

I'm fool enough to believe that one of these days somebody will. Somebody who wants me as I am will maybe walk into the place where I'm working and take me out of there.
Maybe they will.

Well, I figure if you take a state policeman, shoot up his car, take his gun and lock him in the trunk, it's best to just get on out of the state if you can.
Just asking.

If I could fly like you I'd have everything I want. If I could fly at all. I can't fly. I can't fly like that. Nobody can. Whatever it is, you've got it!
Not anymore.
So, you're scared--so what? You ever get a good look at me in the back seat, I'm goddamn terrified.

Being on the street's a little different than sitting in an office all day, isn't it?
Enjoying yourself?
You know I am.
This isn't a game, Parker!
Tell him.

Oh!
Oh, is that what it is?
Uh-- APRIL  I-i-it has an o-organic quality, you know.
Right.
It's almost...almost, uhhh, entirely wholly interdependent, if you know what I mean.  I-I... I can't put it into words.  The important thing is-is-is it-it breathes.

When we go inside, you let me handle everything, you hear?  This is my man, you dig?  My informant. You know what an informant is?
Stooly.
What?
Stool pigeon.
Yeah, somethin' like that.  OK, now this is a nasty ass place. When you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. You got to maintain control. You following me? You lose it, you get hurt. Now, you're my responsibility and I don't want you hurt. You understand?  OK, let's go.

You American?
No.
Not English.

I just turned 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
You are precious. Please, call me Gale.

Rose Rose has runned away!
She took off in the night!
She took off on the bicycle, man.

I must've left the original in the copy machine.
"The second rule of fight club... Is this yours?
Hmm?
You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.
"Abuse" the copy machine.  There's an image.
Pretend you're me.  You find this. What would you do?

Said he'd heard you were up in town. Wondered if I knew where you was staying. Wanted to look you up. Old time's sake.
That's nice. What'd you tell him?
Nowt.
Good lad.

And that's all?
Oh no. Now for the Fire.  Strings in unison - ostinato on all - like this.

It flatters me you remember, old one. It's been what... two hundred years?
It's not been long enough.  What witchcraft is this?

What about us? Don't forget to mention us.
We're like his handlers. He can't function without us.

What about Jeremiah?
Nah. Just you.

Where you off to -- ?
Thought I'd go for a ride -

What's in there?
Nothing.

If I could be of any help...
I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, but I just don't think it's any good. I found it flat and banal.
Exactly what kind of material do you recommend?  James Joyce? Dostoosvsky?

Oh my God, what is he doing?
He's shutting off the air!!!

John!
Holly, we have to stop meeting like this.  So that's what it was.  A fucking robbery.  So why nuke the building, Hans?

What does Burbage care of that? He is readying the Curtain for Kit Marlowe.
You have opened the playhouses?
I have, Master Shakespeare.
But the plague
Yes, I know. But he was always hanging around the house.

Yeah.
He was alive over a hundred years ago. He was Indian. Dots, not feathers...

Really don't wanna be captured, el- tee.  Heard some bad things.
Fuck.  Basher-Basher, this is Ground Crew Six requesting emergency extraction. Stand by for a PRC fix...

I don't know if you'd call it a boat...
Something with an engine? Not oars?
Step into my office.

We're here on the sofa bed...
Charlie...
...to record how much we love each other. Sitting beside me is the cutest majorette in the history of the world. And she would Like to say something.

Why do you think I'm sending him home?
He killed the dolphin.

Get out of here before this really goes up.
Hide the gun.  Throw it away. Anything.  Listen, I gotta borrow your car...I think we should take a ride...away from here for the night...you know what I mean?
Ok...but go to a movie first or something...not good to be driving around right away.  You know you can't do much for him now...it's out of your hands.

It's funny to look back. I was brought up on goat's milk, I had a ration of vodka in the army, and now champagne.
From goats to grapes. That's drinking in the right direction.

Well?  You have all the answers.  How is that possible?
You didn't beat me that day.  I beat <i>myself</i>.
Who are you trying to convince?
I will prove it to you.  Come swim with me now, Vincent.  Now--tonight.

Me again.  Hi.  Listen Gaddafi doesn't foam at the mouth or anything.  When you speak to him he's not at all nuts. He seems like a leader -- very impressive, self-control...that's what's so strange.
Right and we have the '81 pilot on the way in -- Nobody else will have him.
You're welcome.  Sow how does it feel to...I know you gotta go -- Me too.  We're very busy here.

I forgive you.
Me?
I forgive you.
You can't forgive me. After what I've done.  I've fucked up bigtime. I've been bad. Real bad.
I forgive you.
Please. Please don't forgive me. I've always hated you for that.

Oh, it wasn't my secret, Richard. Victor wanted it that way. Not even our closest friends knew about our marriage. That was his way of protecting me. I knew so much about his work, and if the Gestapo found out I was his wife it would be dangerous for me and for those working with me.
When did you first find out he was alive?
Just before you and I were to leave Paris together. A friend came and told me that Victor was alive. They were hiding him in a freight car on the outskirts of Paris. He was sick, he needed me. I wanted to tell you, but I, I didn't care. I knew, I knew you wouldn't have left Paris, and the Gestapo would have caught you. So I... well, well, you know the rest.
Huh. But it's still a story without an ending. What about now?
Now? I don't know. I know that I'll never have the strength to leave you again.
And Laszlo?
Oh, you'll help him now, Richard, won't you? You'll see that he gets out? Then he'll have his work, all that he's been living for.
All except one. He won't have you.

Am actually laying my hand on the twenty-five foot gorilla.Ladies and gentlemen! I am touching the beast!
Take your filthy paws off him -you ignorant pig!

You're very handy, I can tell.  I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Print is dead.
That's very fascinating to me.  I read a lot myself.  Some people think I'm too intellectual.  But I think reading is a fabulous way to spend your spare time.  I also play racketball.  Do you ever play?
Is that a game?
It's a great game!  You should play sometime.  I bet you'd be good.  You seem very athletic.  Do you have any hobbies?
I collect spores, molds and fungus.
Oh, that's very - unusual.
I think it's the food of the future.
Remind me not to go to lunch with you.

I think one of us should fuck Josh...
Go ahead...
No, really...
God, you're really obsessed...
I am not -- I just think it'd be funny to see what he'd do...
I thought we decided that Josh was way too cool to be interested in sex, and that he's the only decent person left in the world and we would never want to bring him down to our level and all that...
Yeah, but maybe one of us should at least try...
No matter what happened it would be a big disaster... Let's just try and keep everything the way it is.

I need to get my suitcase out of the garage.
What for?
I'm going back home with Harry.
I've heard some foolish things in my life.
Harry is coming to pick me up.
Have you lost your mind? Have you thought about your wife and child, not to mention your sick father? And I need your help to move his bed from under the leak in the ceiling.
I'm busy.
Don't make me raise my hand to you. You have to see for yourself that you are going in the wrong direction.
Can't I be myself without you jumping in with your right and wrong? The world is not black and white. Show me one perfect person. If you can't, don't ask me to be.
I do have a right to ask you to be a little bit better than me and your father because we gave you a better head start. You have no right to complain to us about your not having enough.  You sit right there with your no manners self.

Holy Mary, Mother of God.
This is great, we got cable.

Or you can let him knock himself out. You personally'd be sending him to his grave.
An eternal damnation.

How are you, baby?
Fine. How are you?
Great, great, fantastic. Fantastic. Incredible. Incredible, really incredible.
What?
I'm gonna open the shop, baby, I'm gonna open the shop. I'm getting it together.
How?
Right now -- I'm at the epitome of my life. Right now I feel so good I'm afraid something's gonna happen.

You're not going to launch anything until...
In six hours, every living thing in this system will be dead or dying.

Can we just rent it from you?
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.

I was just wondering... Nick... You're going hunting... If I could use this place to stay, because...
Sure. Are you kidding? Sure.
I'd want to pay you... and I was thinking --
Linda... Hey, Linda...
I would want to pay you, Nick... and I was thinking --
Linda, Linda...!
What?
Will you marry me?
Okay.
Would you?

What are you writing in that book?
It's my bird book.

No.
Yo, I'm gone.
I'll see ya there.

Don't stop, nurse--I think I'm going to faint.
You <U>are</U> a lunatic!
Even Cupid's becoming modern, using medicine balls instead of darts.

"I am Joe's Lungs."  It's written in first person.  "Without me, Joe could not take in oxygen to feed his red blood cells."  There's a whole series -- "I am Joe's Prostate."
"I get cancer, and I kill Joe."

If I were married to him, I sure wouldn't walk out.
Never mind the condition of your body and your spirit!  Look after your things, your things!

They stopped.
Wha...
Oh, Jesus, they've stopped.

What are you doing?
Have you ever heard of anyone taking a shower with his shoes on?  What a nut.

This is what it means right here.
Small brains make your balls itch?

I'm sorry... Oh my gosh, are you George McCord?!
...What? What did you call me? George... McCord. You're my favorite actor on...

Listen to me, both of you.  This Is no good.  This is trouble we Don't need.  For the first time in Our lives we got a chance to stop Wandering and finally be a Family.  Do this and you throw it All away.  You saw what happened To Fred White.
Come on, we're not about pickin' Fights.  Just gonna keep a little Order, that's all.
Yeah?
Like you said, just gotta know How to handle 'em.  Old Fred Wasn't up to it.  We know that We're doin', Wyatt.
All right, say you're right, say You don't get yourself killed. There's something else.  It's too late for Virge, he Already rolled his bone.  But it's Not too late for you, Morg.
What're you talkin' about?

That ' s completely adorable!
It gets worse -- you still have your freshman yearbook?

Hors d'oeuvres or something?
Yes, great!  It's a beautiful house.
Thank you.  I understand you're an interior decorator.
Yes.
I so wish I'd known.
Well, whoever did this is amazing.
I did it.

You're just stalling now.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?  You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
When I die.  Is it gonna hurt?
I...I don't know.

Okay, I'm here.  Now why did you--
Ted, do you love him?
Goddamnit, Joanna. What the--
Ted, do you love him?

My brother's a priest, man.
No wonder you're such a chickenshit.  Now shut up.  There ain't no bat.

You know this guy, don't you?
I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out.
By stealing my car?
I would've come back for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Leapin' Jesus!
The struts are loose, the hydraulics are leaking, and the electrical system's shorting out in the cockpit.
Well which of those three ya want fixed?
All of 'em.

He'll keep calling.
Max!  Dammit!  <u>Answer!</u>

I was faking it.  I've been feeling caged for sometime.  Funny, huh?
No, it's not... Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Goddammit, Hardy, you can't just leave --
Watch me.
You said you owed Styles and now you're gonna turn your back on him?

So there I was, hanging from the edge of a bridge, when my mom said, "Son, you got into Harvard!" It took three of them to pull me back! Frida keeps eating.
Well, whattdaya think?
That's great. Highly original.

What about the others?
They'll be there when we get there. Might even have a fire started.
What're we going to do in the mean time?
I dunno.  We'll think of something.

Oh, Ben - I miss you so when I'm out... How are you feeling?
Tired... And I'm getting tired of being so tired. Other than that, I'm doing very well.
No headaches?
No, it's been a good day - better than yours, from what I've been told.
You heard?
I may be a shut-in, but I do not lack for news. I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
Oh, it wasn't all that bad, darling. We were fortunate that Mr. Gardiner turned out to be so reasonable.
Reasonable? Good, I'd like to meet a reasonable man. Why don't you ask this Gardiner to join us for dinner?
Do you feel well enough for that?
Hah!... Tell me the truth, Eve - if I wait until I feel better, will I ever meet the man?

I hope you noticed how coolly I behaved under the threat of discovery.
Do Justice and the FBI know what we know, and why the hell haven't they done anything about it?
They know, but they focused on the burglary--if it didn't deal with the break-in, they didn't pursue it.
Why didn't they?--who told them not to?
Someone with authority I'd imagine, wouldn't you?  Don't you know what you're onto? Come on.
Mitchell knew then.
Of course--my God, you think something this big just happens? The break-in and the cover up, of course Mitchell knew, but no more than Ehrlichman.
Haldeman too?
You get nothing from me about Haldeman?

What are you doing?
In order to lower and raise the shields as quickly as possible, we're going to forego the tractor beam and fly her in manually.

What are you looking to read?
Anything interesting.

Shit, don't these packrat hillbillies throw anything away?
Shhhh... you hear that?

He's right about the ear, it's hacked off.
Let me say this out loud, just to get it straight in my mind. According to you, Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you. Then when we came back, kill us, grab the diamonds, and scram. That's your story? I'm correct about that, right?

Are you a friend of Mitch's?
No, not really.

What's the matter?
Nothing... just tired.

Where are you sending Batboy this time?
Here. Get a good seat.

I'm sorry I'm late, but something happened.
You're forgiven if you don't make dates with anybody except me for the rest of the voyage.
I must say you're persistent--  --it's kind of flattering.

Sure, I guess.
Don't rush ever'body, honey.

Pardon the hour, sir.  But you told me to come to you immediately if I felt I was being mistreated in any way.
Didn't take long.

Which guy in Toledo are you talking about?
I'll tell you...the guy...with...just talk to me later about it, ok?
You talkin' to me about Ramada Inn?
I have to talk to you in a second about that, Lance, ok?

I'd call that a yes.  Do I get a hint?
You want a hint?  I'll give you a hint.  You are the lowest, most despicable, most reprehensible form of reptilian swine--
There's no such thing.
What?
Reptilian swine.  There's no such thing.  Reptiles aren't swine.
Who cares?!  You hired an actor??
I don't know what you're talking about.  Who told you that?
No one had to tell me.  He's starring in the local play.

I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
Friday night, at the party - what'd you fight about?
Stuff.
What kind of stuff?
Just stuff.  I don't fucking remember.
The other guy?
I told you I don't remember.
After that she left the party to go to him.
How should I know?...
Ran like hell to go to him...
Fuck you, man! - I'm sick of all your fucking cop questions...

What is it?
Ship's log.

They are not my clients.
You're a lawyer and you're here--
--I met one of the defendants, Mr. Barker, at a social occasion once--  --I have nothing more to say.
A Miami social occasion?  Mr. Rafferty told me the Cubans were from Miami.
Barker's wife called me at three this morning; her husband apparently had told her to call if he hadn't called her by then.
It was really nice of you to come, since you'd only met him once.
Are you implying you don't believe me?
I have nothing more to say.
You don't mind getting on people's nerves, do you?

Not exactly the kind of lunch Hobbes would have laid on you, Rog, but it's all I got, and...  ...all I got I share with you. Go ahead. Take all you want.
You touch my spleen, Rollo.  And here all the time I was thinking -- if I ever bothered to think about the good old days -- well, at least there's Rollo. He's in VD and he's happy.
I'm still a VD man under the skin, Rog. You know me. I'm a down-to-earth kinda guy, right?
Well, at least you still talk the same.
So who changes?
But you gave up your private practice. Suddenly you're into pure research and you... you're what, a parasitologist?
That was my father's idea... private practice. He wanted to set me up -- I couldn't say no. But he's dead now. And me, I'm still a snoop, I gotta do research. Look at that beautiful stuff...  ...lookit it!

To put it simply, I should say that our general belief was in moderation. We preach the virtue of avoiding excesses of every kind, even including—  —the excess of virtue itself.
That's intelligent.
We find, in the Valley, it makes for better happiness among the natives. We rule with moderate strictness and in return we are satisfied with moderate obedience. As a result, our people are moderately honest and moderately chaste and somewhat more than moderately happy.
How about law and order? You have no soldiers or police?
Oh, good heavens, no!
How do you deal with incorrigibles? Criminals?
Why, we have no crime here. What makes a criminal?  Lack, usually. Avariciousness, envy, the desire to possess something owned by another. There can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything.
You have no disputes over women?
Only very rarely. You see, it would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.
Suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn't give a hang if it was good manners or not?
Well, in that event, it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her.
That's very convenient. I think I'd like that.
You'd be surprised, my dear Conway, how a little courtesy all around helps to smooth out the most complicated problems.

Hey, don't I get an encore?
Why, you crazy Toon... I've been out there riskin' my neck for you.   I come back here and you're singin' and dancin'.
But that's my calling, my purpose, my raison d'etre.  Toons are supposed to make people laugh... and believe me, those people needed a laugh.
And when they're done laughin' , they're gonna call the cops.  That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel!
Angelo?  He's a pal, a chum...
An arsonist and a kidnapper.  He just got outta prison.
Well... I still don't think he'd turn me in.
Just because you got 'em to laugh?
A laugh can be a powerful thing, Eddie. Sometimes it's the only weapon we have in life.
I think I prefer the Smith and Wesson variety.
I've met some cynical and miserable humans in my time.  But you, Edward Valiant, are positively funereal!
Well, right now it's gonna be your funereal.

Jesus.  She's got guns.
She's Cuban.

All right.  Kawakita, cover the rear.
Oh shit.

I'm in the picture on Wendy's wall. Niagara Falls. Family trip. Little Wendy foreground. Me background. What are the odds on that one?
Uh, yeah, that's...wow.
I couldn't tell her...it's, it's too major...Jesus, I'm starting to believe in God and what's worse I think I like the guy. The lightning bolt was just a test, right?  Wendy and I--we're meant to be. I'm right, right?  I have to see her...
Say Hi for me.

Well, Normie - you won't have to worry about this one being finished for a lonnnnng time.  How are the hands...?
The guy I told you about - Aaron...?  He says I can learn to control them. That I could lose the gloves at some point.

I've walked across a stage a number of times, without exciting any particular response...
That's what I mean...

I think we should see the sun rise at the Canyon Trailer Park.
Are you speaking to me in a code?
No, Sam, I'm speaking plainly and I mean just exactly what I say.
In that case, we should go to the Canyon Trailer Park.

The lions were totally covered in this guy's blood... I think they ate his face off, tore open his rib cage, pulled his legs off... it was a wild scene.
Things like that get a lot bloodier than ya think.

Do you want to fuck now?
Maybe another drink first. More tequila?
OK... whatever.

Why do my eyes hurt?
You've never used them before.

It didn't go off.
Oh, God...
It didn't go off.
Boiler, we're alive. My heart.

I see here that this guy has made deposits into his own account for the last four months. Each one in the amount of $100,000. He then puts in deposits into his girlfriends account.
So ?
He already had a balance of $600,000.
He probably has a history of this shit.
Yeah, maybe.... Let's start the background checks. Let's see where they live and what kind of security systems....
Matthew lives on the Upper West Side, kinda posh for a temp don't you think ?
Any priors ? Any police record ?
Checking..... Hah ! He has a shit load of unpaid parking tickets...
Parking tickets ? That's it ?
Yeah, but we're talking 43.
A real criminal.... I still think that's our in... What about her ?
Checking........

What is this?
An Oldsmobile Silhouette.
I reserved a Cadillac.
Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.
You're kidding me, right?
Hey, you want La Tierra Rent-A-Car just over there, but I think all they got are Rabbit convertibles.

Aft thrusters, Mr. Sulu.
Aft thrusters, sir.

Attacks repulsed, as I was saying.  This is only  for this war, Captain. Viet Cong -- 54; North Vietnamese regular forces -- 15; South Vietnamese -- 28 -- regular forces and otherwise.  Americain -- 6. Of course, they were, perhaps, mistakes, Captain.
Of course. I -- Once we make our repairs, we could send word, we could have you evacuated from here.
Captain?
You'll get blown outta here some day.
We will never 'evacuate', Captain -- this is our home. Indochina is ours; it has been so for a hundred and twenty-one years, there is something to say for that.
The Vietnamese think it's theirs -- I guess the Americans do, too.
But we civilized it. A place belongs to those who bring light to it, don't you agree.
I always thought the French came here to get the rubber.

And when is the countdown supposed to expire?
Fifty six minutes, forty five seconds.

Well done.  Brave girl.  You've probably never shaken hands with a ghost before, am I right?
Captain Spenser.  Elliott.  I ... What the Hell is going on?
Hell is precisely what is going on, Joey.  And we have to stop it.  I because of a special obligation, you because you're the only person who can help. And because you know what is right, and just, and true.  Will you walk with me a while?

Listen, son, you know as well as me this kind of hitmen: they come from nowhere, get the contract and disappear. They're lonely, worse than wolves.
May we have this wolf's name and address?
These guys have no place.  They change virtually everyday. And his name...  It's a surname.

What the hell is this Marcie?
THAT'S NOT MINE.

Otho, I can<u>not</u> <u>live</u> with these cheap domestic floor tiles.
Be brave!  Otho take care!  Onward!

Listen to me, you thankless little prick.  We're your parents, so don't you dare talk to me disrespectfully. What the hell is it, this captain? Because I'll see him in a rowboat...
It has nothing to do with him.
Well, what does it have to do with? Us?
No.  Look, it's me okay?  Can't it just be about me?  For once?

I could have given you the world.
Not interested.

<u>Adam</u>!  <u>Adam</u>!
As flies the lizard Serpent fell; As goblin vizard, At the spell Of pale wizard, Sinks to hell; The buried, dead, and slain... Rise again.

Well -- I could try. Do you wash your hair every day?
Isn't that bad for it?
No it keeps the skin peeling. You've got to keep the follicles open. You lose hair and the skin grows over the follicle and that's how you lose it.

You walk out that door and you lose your share of the money.
Yeah, whatever.
I mean it!
Adios.

See -- this is the nicest room.
Wow, Kev...it's perfect.

Chief says -- how many?
Thousands.
Why?

Tell me something. What the hell kind of name is Dignan?
I'm not really sure. I think it's Irish. Or maybe --
I guess what I'm trying to say is what the hell kind of person is this Dignan?
What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.
Sure, sure. He's a great person, and I'd call bullshit on anybody who said differently. But I wonder if the kid has the goods  up here.
I don't think you're giving him enough credit. I know sometimes he doesn't think an idea through. He gets too excited. But --
As far as I can tell he hasn't thought his life through. He'd be fine cutting my grass or parking my car. But business?  You I can work with. You I could groom. Dignan's not going to make it.

I always though London was the place to be:  capital of the world, the most spectacular city on earth.
The place to want to be is America. Every English child dreams of it. I dreamt it.
I think America suits you.

How much more?
I don't know if I should talk about this.
Well, I'd ask Guy - we were friendly, you know - heart attack, wasn't it?
If you buy what you read in the paper.
You have other information?
I didn't say that.  All I know is he died suddenly just before the Warren Report came out.
Why did Guy beat you, Jack?
Well, I guess now that Guy's dead, it don't really matter... it was about the people hanging around the office that summer.  I wasn't really part of the operation, you know.  I was handling the private-eye work for Guy when that came in - not much did - but that's why I was there... it was a nuthouse.  There were all these Cubans coming and going.  They all looked alike to me.

Such a shame .. She's a really sweet kid ..
She's a doll. But I wish he hadn't brought her out here.

He looks familiar.
That would be Thibadeaux. The cop I work for every now and then. Catching thieves. The really good ones--the ones who imitate me.

Okay, let me start from the top.  A few days ago I was on this munitions dealer named Lafontaine. Now, after the shit blew up last night...
I'm not interested, Carter.  You're no longer on this assignment.
What?!
And your buddy, Mr. Lee, is on his way back to China.  Now, get out. Before I file obstruction of justice charges against you.

You know the kids aren't really in danger.  This is about Rachel, and you're right, I'm disappointed in her learning curve, and...
<u>Slugs</u>.  Have faster learning curves. <u>Trees</u>, even.

I took some of your Vicodin.
I know.  Why?
I like how it feels not to feel.

Run for your lives, boys!  It's That great two-gun dog-catcher From Kansas!
McMasters, isn't it?  Listen, you Seen a black stallion with-
Look, I got a rule.  I don't talk To lawmen.  Dog-catchers neither.
I'm not a lawman, I'm just a Private citizen getting' my Property back
Well in that case, I saw your Horse.  Billy Clanton was takin' Him up to the Cut to show him Off.  The boys're all up there Right now, branding.  And in a Mood.  Still want your property Back, Mr. Private Citizen?

Does it have any favorites?
It likes all the sappy stuff: 'Cumbaya,' 'Everything is Beautiful,' 'It's a Small World' -- but it loves Jackie Wilson.

No fighting. It wasn't Bob's fault.
Easy, Dignan. It's OK.

Grace told me you have a country house in Connecticut. Sounds like a beautiful place.
It is. It's lovely.
Ever think of moving there full time?
We did at one point. When we thought we'd have more children. And we after tried. We tried everything, but... wasn't meant to be.

Miles.
Hey, Evelyn, it's your favorite client.
How's the trip?
Good, good. Drinking some good wines and kicking back, you know. So what's happening? Still no word?
Actually there is word. I spoke to Keith Kurtzman this morning.
And?
And... they're passing. Conundrum's passing. He said they really liked it. They really wanted to do it, but they just couldn't figure out how to market it. He said it was a tough call.
Huh.
I'm sorry, Miles.  So I don't know where that leaves us. I'm not sure how much more mileage I can get out of continuing to submit it. I think it's one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now -- a fabulous book with no home. The whole industry's gotten gutless. It's not about the quality of the books. It's about the marketing.

It's her choice --  She's human --
Oh, as opposed to -- ?

Brad, I really fuckin' hate McDonald's, man. Ever since they started in with the chicken, everything went downhill.
You want to work at Carl's?
Oh, man, if you could swing something there, I'd do anything for you. I want to work with you guys.
I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
All right!!

Soon as we leave here.  Stop home and pick up what we need and go do it.
Give me a minute, talk to Buddy.
You got two minutes, that's all.  Make up your mind.
I wasn't asking permission.

Nice town that you've got here.
You want to see it better, we could go out on the roof.
...wouldn't that be dangerous?
...not if you've got something to hold on to.

So we on tomorrow night?
Maybe Thursday.  I hear the harpist at the Sheraton's got appendicitis.

I believe in you a hundred percent, Vince, but that's the second time we've been at that intersection.
Not so loud.

Do I really feel like... I am...?
Yes.  Yes.
I'm glad.

Chief, Mikkelson.
Go, Mickey.
The truck is registered to Dennis James Rooney, white male, twenty-two.  He has an Agua Dulce address.
Contact the landlord.  I want to know employment, friends, family, anything we can find out about this guy.

Murders and rapes in the cities. People bomb planes... can the police stop them?  <u>No</u>.  But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
You're to wait right here until the police show, you're under full house arrest.
Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat.

Is that really your idea of how to run a newspaper?
I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher.  I just try everything I can think of.
"Enemy Armada Off Jersey Coast."  You know you haven't the slightest proof that this - this armada - is off the Jersey Coast.
Can you prove it isn't?

What is this, David?
You're one of us, now -- aren't you?

I want a huge cookie. And like, a lamb kebob. Simultaneously.
God, Spermy. Must you always feed?

Twenty days work, oh boy!
Be glad to get my han' on some cotton. That's the kin' a pickin' I understan'.

No it's not the only issue. There's another issue, for the jury. What about entrapment?
What about entrapment?

You see, Karl, growing up, only knew that sex was wrong and that people who did it should be killed for it. He couldn't really read but, well, neither could his mother. But, his father made sure that his mother knew what the Bible said. And she made sure Karl knew. You know he slept in a hole in the ground under a toolshed, right?
I knew he slept in a toolshed.
His mother told him that he was their punishment. Hers and his father's; from God, for having sex--
Before they were married?
I don't think so. Just period, I think. She told him... God gave them the ugliest creation he could think of. Karl has an entire book -- a notebook. On every page it says "Franklin Chapter 1 Verse number 1." He wrote that a few years ago after he'd learned to write. His father's name was Franklin.
That's really strange. What does it mean?
One of his Daddy's Bible lessons I imagine. Y'all pull up a chair. I'll go out and talk to him.

Yes.
One of my men is down. I want to know what happened to him.

-- It's starting to look like she doesn't support the film or you, Viktor.  If you can't handle her, I will.
Not now.  She's emotional.  Her mother dies today.  Scene forty-two of "Good For Nothing".  It's not a good time.

...Probably sounds a little grand coming from someone who's writing a wrestling picture for Wallace Beery.
Beery! You got no beef there! He's good.  Hell of an actor – though, for my money, you can't beat Jack Oakie. A stitch, Oakie. Funny stuff, funny stuff. But don't get me wrong – Beery, a wrestling picture, that could be a pip. Wrestled some myself back in school. I guess you know the basic moves.
Nope, never watched any. I'm not that interested in the act itself –
Okay, but hell, you should know what it is. I can show you in about thirty seconds.

Your parents didn't have a <u>bigger</u> one?
It was <u>free</u>--I recall that was the chief selling point for you.
No offense, sweetheart: fuck you.
You know, Nick, you've been something of a total asshole the past few days.
Pardon me, I've had a few things on my mind--like putting this safari together.
Like how weirded-out you are with this pregnancy thing.
Let's just leave it at: it was one hell of a surprise.
You don't want it though.
Your body, your call.
Why is there no "our" here?
Could we take this up later--like indoors, without half the world listening?
You feel no need to get married or anything.
Anna--
--fine, later, fine.

No.
I would like to pick you up now. May I do that?

Now when I say "understand" I want the whole group to say, "Yes, sir!" Understand?
Yes, sir!
Louder!
Yes, sir!!
I don't believe what I'm seeing! Where've you been all your lives, at an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger and bad mouthing your country, I'll bet.

Why, Victor? Why? What were you thinking?
There was something at work in my soul which I do not understand.
What of my soul? Do I have one? Or was that a part you left out?  Who were these people of which I am comprised? Good people? Bad people?
Materials. Nothing more.
You're wrong. Do you know I knew how to play this?

Then they do need me, don't they. They really need me...
We're gonna get out of here, Nick. We're gonna get out of this...
We? What "we"...

Ooo, the little lady's upset.  Well I say -- get back in the kitchen!
No!  YOU get in the kitchen.  I'm gonna make you dry my dishes!

Well, it's Iraq.  I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that has something to do with them being here.
What are they doing in the middle of nowhere?

I'm Batman? I remember my life as Bruce Wayne.  But all this. It's like the life of a stranger.
Perhaps the fall...
There's one other thing. I feel..
What?
...Afraid.
Bruce. Son. Listen to me. You are a kind man. A strong man. But in truth you are not the most sane man.
...A bat.
What?
I remember a bat. A monster. A demon. Chasing me.  Oh my God, Alfred.
No demons, son.  Your monsters are here. Until you fact that, I fear you will spend your life fleeing them.

How's it hanging, Miles?
You know me. I love it up here. How about you?
Busy night for a Tuesday. We had a busload of retired folks in on a wine tour. Usually they're not too rowdy, but tonight there was something going on. Full moon or something. What can I get you?
Highliner.
Glass or bottle?
Bottle.
You got it.
Say, is Maya working?
Maya? Haven't seen her. I think she's off tonight. Say, where's your buddy?

Rachel, Jamie. Thank God!
What's going on?

Not a big one.  I mean, it was like a turkey baster.
Oh, Jesus.

Sir, we're being hailed.
On screen.

Wait, Sooze, I, I have to talk to you, 'cause I, there's something I figured out.
God, you smell like whiskey.
No, no, I have to talk to you.
Is that a threat?

Looks like they've got you strapped in pretty good.
uh uh.
Are you feeling okay?
uh uh.

Ouch..
What's wrong?
That girl looks just like my old girlfriend Gina.
Do you still love her?
Yeah. I really blew it. I still think about her.
Well, have you asked her to come back?

She's lying.
You didn't have sexual relations with him?

Listen. I feel pretty strange here. Because Mark really likes you, and he's my friend.
He's my friend, too.

Sylvia Plath.
M'hm...
Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic, by the college-girl mentality.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Right. Well, I don't know, I mean, uh, some of her poems seem - neat, you know.
Neat?
Neat, yeah.
Uh, I hate to tell yuh, this is nineteen seventy-five, you know that "neat" went out, I would say, at the turn of the century.  Who-who are-who are those photos on the wall?
Oh... oh, well, you see now now, uh, that's my dad, that's Father-and that's my... brother, Duane.
Duane?
Yeah, right, Duane-and over there is Grammy Hall, and that's Sadie.
Well, who's Sadie?
Sadie? Oh, well, Sadie...  Sadie met Grammy through, uh, through Grammy's brother George. Uh, George was real sweet, you know, he had that thing. What is that thing where you, uh, where you, uh, fall asleep in the middle of a sentence, you know-what is it? Uh...
Uh, narcolepsy.
Narcolepsy, right, right. Right. So, anyway, so...  George, uh, went to the union, see, to get his free turkey, be-because, uh, the union always gave George this big turkey at Christmas time because he was...  shell-shocked, you know what I mean, in the First World War.  Anyway, so, so...  George is standing in line, oh, just a sec... uh, getting his free turkey, but the thing is, he falls asleep and he never wakes up. So, so...  so, he's dead ...  he's dead. Yeah. Oh, dear. Well, terrible, huh, wouldn't you say? I mean, that's pretty unfortunate.

Your father knew it too. But he was never sure how much was pretense.
How do you know what my father thought - -
Your father loved me.  He wanted to marry me. But he was afraid of hurting the gentle, delicate Cathy. You spoiled his life ——you've ruined mine ——
You were father's secretary -— I never thought - -
Didn't you? But now -- what are you thinking now?

Who...who kills me?
You have nothing to fear, William.

We're in the wrong place.  We're wasting time.
This <i>is</i> the most likely location--

Don't ever stop fucking me!
Sooner... or later... I'll have to stop.
Oh Gawd, oh yes, it's never been better. Never BETTER!!

But you didn't tell me!
We didn't tell you what?
That she's a nun!  That chick you're looking for -- she's a nun!

Don't you condescend to tell me how or why to honor Independence Day, and don't tell me I'm overreacting when I'm trying to bust the guy responsible for half the filthy junk coming into this city!
You're about an inch away from insubordination!
Well... seeing how you just suspended me, what's to stop me from calling you a crazy bastard, you old fart?
Till the last firework fizzles out tonight, detective, you sit a desk. And, after that, I'll decide if you keep your shield.

Why don't you get that tub of shit Sam to...
...help you?
 Look, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.  Whatever you want.  Please!

How often is your wife called to help delivery?
It was slow. Now it seems like everyone is having births at home.

But what does *that* prove?
Look at 'em! Same yella han'bill-- 800 pickers wanted. Awright, this man wants 800 men. So he prints up 5,000 a them han'bills an' maybe 20,000 people sees 'em. An' maybe two-three thousan' starts movin, wes' account a this han'bill. Two- three thousan' folks that's crazy with worry headin' out for 800 jobs! Does that make sense?

Where's the boy?
Upstairs. He's quite docile.
I know the feeling. It won't last.  He's a long way ahead of where I was at his age.
Respectfully, sir... there'll never be another one like you.

You know, I've thought about that, actually.
No, man, I mean it. You're a good writer. I remember those things you'd write during honors English. Funny shit.

The extras are in their places. Now we need the star.  Wouldn't you like to get in the pool?
You first.
Oh no.  I never swim.

You just gonna let him go?
We'll get a tail put on him.

You gonna do it? You gonna do it?
Yeah, uh, just a minute
Come on, doit. Doit. Fill me up. Come on, fill me up
Yeah, just --
Do it!

No harm in your coming to see us.
Not interested.
Won't I ever see you again?

A bad mother. By any standards. I've thought about it, you know, from your side, since then. I know just how bad I was.
Uh-huh.
I wonder did you ever think about it from my side.
Never.
No, I guess not. It was pretty lousy of me, I guess, to be a child at the same time you were. Not to stop being a child just because I had a child. I guess I was a real stinker not to be a grown-up when you needed a grown-up.

She's in the elevator heading toward Ethan.
How much longer before you can reach him?
Five and a half minutes.  He's breached the hot zone..

No.
No wonder you jumped in the river.
I jumped in the river to save you so I could get my wings.

Jimmy, you've got --
I've got what I want.  Turn around baby, look at me.  Look at your man.

Who gives a fuck!  I'm a businessman.  You gonna do me, then do me and shut you're face!
You don't even remember...
I never forget anything, dickhead. That building was a sweep-and- clear; the bitch was a nuisance with her goddamned petition.  It got a little rowdy... end of story.
Rowdy.  Let me fill in some gaps for you.

Oh shit, look who it is. The human vacuum.
Scumbag. What are you doing?
Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.
He's your cousin?
Check this out, he's from Russia.
No way.
I swear to God. Silent Bob, am I lying?

Oh, Miss Brown?
Yeah?

But she said she wanted to go out with you?
Yes -- sort of...
That's nice.
What?
Well, you know, anybody saying they want to go out with you is... pretty great... isn't it...
It was sort of sweet actually -- I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line -- but she said that she might be as famous as can be -- but also... that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

...he stuck a fishhook in it.
She <u>realizes</u> -- it was not the fire which <u>hurt</u> him...that the <u>true</u> hurt was her. Was her...
...yes.
...her unbridled sexuality.  That he...
...yes.
Has been wounded by <u>her</u> heat...by her <u>infidelities</u>...

Might wanna fasten your seat belt, Jack...
What the hell is happening to me?!

What do you want?  This is a private area!  Get lost!
You ain't got nothin' I ain't seen.
Then stop trying to memorize it.  Hit the road.

Yes.  It's for your protection, sweetheart. You're the one with the -- the...
-- the coin?

You better not miss, friend.
I don't rattle, kid. But just for that I'm gonna beat you flat.

I wish I could.
You fucking asshole.  I haven't got it.  I haven't got it, John.  I'll pay you tomorrow.  I'm coming in here with the sales, I'll pay you tomorrow.  I haven't got it, when I pay, the gas...I get back the hotel, I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Can't do it.
I'll give you thirty on them now, I'll bring the rest tomorrow.  I've got it at the hotel.  John?  We do that, for chrissake?
No.
I'm asking you.  As a favor to me?  John.  John: my daughter...
I can't do it, Shelly...

It's cold.
It's vichyssoise, sir.
Vichyssoise.  Supposed to be cold, right?

Life is good.
Life is good.

Have you seen him?
Who?
William - he asked me to meet him here.
Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't' progressed to full-on hallucinations.

You're Ro'tin, aren't you...? There's something in the voice.  Would you be his friend Gal'na?  I helped your mother bathe you when you were a child. She still speaks of you.
You've brought the Federation into the middle of a blood feud, Admiral. The children have returned to expel their elders... just as they were once expelled. Except Ru'afo's need for revenge has now escalated to parricide.

Hello?
Hey Murph.
Roc. You okay?
Yeah. Anybody call for me?
No. You sure you're okay?
I'm fuckin' fine.  Catch you on the flip side.

Don't run away.
Why should I? I know you're not a cop, so what is it tonight? Another two-fifty to watch you sleep?

Told you you wouldn't be able to see through that gate.
Gate's open.  I had a butcher's at the house.
Who'd you butcher at the house?
Butcher's hook.  Look.  I don't much reckon those minders of his.
Huh?
He's brought in the heavy mob.
What?
Extra muscle.  Bodyguards.
Has he?
They look a right load of wallies. Patrolling back and forth outside the gate, all ponced up like the fuckin' Household Cavalry.  Watch it.

That's it.
You are good to me Sam.
Don't mention it. See you later.

This is fun...
Captain, shall we attempt to return fire?

Sorry, Miss Schaefer, but I've given up writing on spec.
I tell you this is half sold.
As a matter of fact.  I've given up writing altogether.

Certainly.
I am happy to say that this bag is officially empty.

Hood residence.
Charles, what time is it?
Is this Charles?
What time is it?
Um, ten-o-five. Why? Where are you?
I'm, uh, in the midst of a moral dilemma. And I was wondering, because I know you're a very moral person, and --
And?
Shit. I can't really talk about it. I guess I better get to the train.
Right.
What are you doing at home on a Friday night?
I have plans.

Where have you been?
I'm sorry, I been real busy.
You were busy? You know, I really was waiting for you to call me.
Sorry. I'm sorry. Give me another crack at it. Let me take you out.
You should have called. I have an "O- chem" lab due tomorrow and it's impossible.  It's not an excuse dummy. I want to go out with you. But look:

Well, what are they?
I'm sorry... I don't know how to ask the questions.

All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, most of all to yourself.  Otherwise, what's the use?
No use.

--I'm sure--
--I'm not sure, it still feels thin--

... she's very upset...
What about, tonight?
That, and... I'll be done in a minute.

Jon, where are we?
Veidt¹s complex.

Sure. But ya got a deck a cards? I wanna play some Klob.
Come on, Charlie. We got business.
Couple hands. No harm in it.

You have to follow me?
I dunno. I --

Nuts. He made it.
Tough guy, huh?

How's David?
How's David? How's David? He's terrific, Carl.
Helena --
We watched his father get dragged away by federal agents.  I don't even know how to begin to tell him where you are or when you're coming back... Or if you're coming back.

Well, I'm hearin' the Swede's been dispatched, he's flying so --
Well, uh -- damn, alright, so he's headed in, does that -- where does that leave us?

You look much taller on television, Mr. President.
... Oh, really...

I watched her grow up. Just like you. I know how her mind worked. She kept snooping around because she was worried about you. What you'd gotten yourself into. So stop blaming me. And blame yourself.
I do. Every day.
Erin knows, doesn't she?

Been a while since I stocked a wire store.  Not many mobs playing that anymore.
All we need is the bookie setup for now.  We'll worry about the telegraph office later.
All right, I'll rent ya everything I got in the warehouse for two grand.  That'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. You supply the guys to move 'em. If you want a counter and bar, that's another grand.  I don't know where the hell I'm gonna get 'em though.
C'mon, you can do better than that. We ain't no heel grifters.
You want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya?  It's gonna take hours just to clean it up.  Besides, Gondorff's still a hot item.  Where am I gonna be if he gets hit?
Just give us what ya can, Benny. We'll send a truck down.

Good - I've got to dash -  Say that I said hello to ELLEN for me would you...
Yes - of course.

Well, don't we look better this morning? That was a hard night, wasn't it?
Where am I?
Lennox Hospital.
I'm awake?
You look awake to me. Here.  Drink some of this.
Where's Sarah? Where did she go?  She was here ...
No. No. You haven't had any visitors.
That's a lie. My family was here.
I'm sorry.
Last night! They were as real as you are!

This Simon.  Did you sleep with him?
No.

How are you?....  Oh, I'm Mrs. Jorgensen now....  No, she isn't here.  Is it about her father?  Well, can I take the message?
Give it to me.
Oh, here she is.

Catherine, you are very dear to me. We have cried many times together. When my husband died, I would have gone insane if it were not for you. I ask you to come to my house, because I can make you happy. Please come to my house.
These are the worst years. I tell you. It's gonna happen to you. I'm afraida look inna mirror. I'm afraid I'm gonna see an old lady with white hair, like the old ladies inna park, little bundles inna black shawl, waiting for the coffin. I'm fifty- six years old. What am I to do with myself? I have strength in my hands. I wanna cook. I wanna clean. I wanna make dinner for my children. Am I an old dog to lie in fronta the fire til my eyes close? These are the terrible years, Theresa! Terrible years!
Catherine, my sister...

You got that?
No, I don't get that!
You think you are a director?  You are a fucking little, small Russian piece of shit.  And I hate you.  I fucking hate you.

Get in the skiff, Pearl, goodness, goodness, hurry!
That's Daddy!

Get the cops, somebody.
Come on, fellas.

Was she one of your teachers?
No. But it's weird. She seemed to recognize me.
Do you know who that is?

Senator Geary, I speak to you as a businessman who has made a large investment in your state.  I have made that state my home; plan to raise my children here.  The license fee from the Gambling Commission costs one thousand dollars; why would I ever consider paying more?
I'm going to squeeze you, Corleone, because I don't like you; I don't like the kind of man you are.  I despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your fucking family.

Do you know him?
*No*! I don't want to know him! He's doing *missionary* work--in *India*! I wrote him *weeks* ago, but he's either too holy or too busy to answer. Maybe he got killed in the war!

Don't ever trust them.  They never tell the truth or honor their commitments.  Vietnamese are like Russians.  Both are dogs.
Mr. Chairman, there is an old saying: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
That has the added virtue of being true.

I remember him!  Here, Gabriel... here kitty... Gabriel... Is he still yours?
I think he's yours, now.

He's dead, Claudia, dead.
The one good lesson he taught me, Louis. Never drink from the dead.

What's this?
Open it.

The crews of the previous Enterprises were also carbon units. In what way is the life form in your vessel different?
Carbon units are not true life forms... Do those images repre- sent how Enterprise has evolved into its present form?
Yes.
Carbon units have clearly retarded Enterprise's proper evolvement.
What is Enterprise's proper evolvement?
Enterprise should not require the presence of carbon units.

Sorry.
This is a very special, very old CB 275...
Oh.
You know who it once belonged to?
No.
Waldnit von Schnechter. Prewar.
No kidding.

Baron Kurtz.
Must be some mistake.

No, you idiot. I said "Is it a receptacle tip?" Not, is Luis a despicable twit. Is it a receptacle tip? Get off me.
Is it a what?
Pull out.
I'm ignoring you.
Pull out, goddamnit!
What do you want, Courtney?

You're a liar!
No, it's the truth.
So you're telling me the truth <u>this</u> time?  Is that it!

Remember that guy in the cell next to you who hung himself?
Yes.
Remember that shoe you lost...
Uh, yeah.  Cut to the chase.

Well, I guess you got what you came for.
Nicole...
Later for it.

30 minutes ago you said we had him. What in hell's goin' on out there?
He had help.
Help from whom?  Christ.

Hey, I can get you three hundred cash for two hours.
What?

Who's your favorite basketball player?
Magic Johnson.
And not Larry Bird?  Who's your favorite movie star?
Eddie Murphy.

Oh, that tears it, Mister.  I'm gonna bust you up but good.  I'm gonna bust you into a million pieces and then ... and then bust those pieces up, and then ... and then spread them all around.  That's what I'm gonna do.  You don't know what you're dealing with, Mister.  I'm crazy.  I'm psycho crazy.
Yeah, I know.  You're TNT.  Just like dynamite.  When you go off somebody gets hurt.  All right.  Let's do this.

We didn't do nothing, Eddie.
You gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?
That's all we did, steal their ride.
Get that car the hell away from here, now!  I spend a lot of money to keep the cops cool.  But this is the kinda shit that pisses everybody off.

It's not safe here.  The whole country's crawling with Bandits and Germans and God knows what.  It's madness.  I can't allow it. You're not, this is natural - it's shock. For all of us.  Hana -
I need morphine.  A lot.  And a pistol.
And what if he really is a spy?
He can't even move.
If anything happened to you I'd never forgive myself.

Well, get in there.
This whole area is lousy with V.C. -- We don't stand a chance. Lemme turn around and we'll be in Hau Fat in six minutes.

Holy shit.
What?

Mitch? Why are they doing this?  The birds.
I don't know, honey.
Why are they trying to kill people?
I wish I could say. But if I could answer that, I could also tell you why people are trying to kill people.

You're a mug, Clive. We did our bit in the Last Lot.
If King and Country call, Mac, you go as soon as I will.

Boyd you idiot, the shit's coming down!
What does that mean?
You got us into this mess.
Oh I did? I think it was your little rat fuck brother who decided to play Hamburger Helper with the hooker's head.
Would you, shush?! These phones aren't secure!
Lighten up Adam. Show some character.
Don't talk to me about character.
Watch the tone fella.

The pursuit of non-violence. Very difficult.
Non-violence means co-operation when it is possible. Resistance, when it is not.

That musta messed 'em up pretty bad.
What happened to 'em after that, Willie?

Hi.
Hey there  ...YOU WITH THE STARS IN YOUR EYES...
What's the matter with him?

--amazing coincidence! Of all places in the world--to choose Willet Creek for his boys' camp!
Joe--I'm getting leery of this guy. We keep calling him dumb--and he keeps winding up in our hair! I'm telling you--when he finds out there's a dam going up where he wants his camp, he's gonna start asking questions six ways from Sunday--
Be quiet, Chick--I'm trying to think--  This Deficiency Bill is going to be read in the Senate tomorrow.
Tomorrow! Joe--he'll hear the section on Willet Dam. He can't be there!
I know that.
Listen--tomorrow I take him to see monuments--if I have to hit him over the head with a couple!
That won't work, Chick. This boy's honest, not stupid.
Susan!
My daughter isn't here to carry out assignments like that for *anybody*.
Well, then--this is too much for *my* lame brain. I'm calling Jim Taylor.
Jim's methods won't do in Washington.
Joe--listen--all Susan has to do is turn those big eyes on him--he'll fall all over himself--just keep him out of there *one afternoon*--while they read that bill--

My wife, Mr. Creasy.
Lisa Martin Ramos, Mr. Creasy.

I mean, Jesus Christ, Bob. You didn't have some vicious lunatic screaming, "I'm going to remember you!"
That's true. That would give me nightmares.
Bob, I've got nightmares.

And what makes you think he's in this territory?
Yesterday, one of our patrols picked up a man claims he was a prisoner with Scar till only two days ago... He talks crazy but I brought him along...Says he lives here...keeps mentioning a rocking chair.

Shit, we made him get his moms to give permission before he could sign up.
Just a kid.
Yeah, well, cops kick the shit out of kids too.

Sister Paul was in her eighties?  Did she climb up here often?
No, only when she felt like it. She brought me up here last winter and the next day she died.
No wonder... wait... Agnes... Agnes how do you feel about babies?
Oh, they frighten me, I'm afraid I'll drop them. They have a soft spot on their heads and if you drop them so they land on their heads they become stupid. I was dropped on my head, that's why I don't understand things.
Like what?
Numbers... you can spend your whole life counting and never reach the end.
I don't understand them either. Do you suppose I was dropped on my head?
I hope not. It's a terrible thing to be dropped on your head.
Oh, I've got to give up smoking. Agnes ... wait a minute... Agnes slow down.

Ssh. I'm on a stakeout.
Oh.

That's where he's going.
It should be noted, sir, that the collapse of the Veridian star would produce a shock wave similar to the one we observed at Amargosa.
And destroy every planet in the system.

Where's the radio?
Right through the kitchen you'll see the basement stairs.  Brady, you know how to use a gun?

In that case, maybe she can help.
Yes! I'll help you all you need! I hate dope!

...Milo?
Hmm?
I always felt if a -- boy I liked ever found out -- he'd run. He'd think I was unclean.
No, no. Never.

Comrades, why should we lie to each other? It's wonderful.
Let's be honest. Have we anything like it in Russia?

All this nothing? It doesn't get to Jake like it gets to me.  He says he don't mind being nothing but a big fish in a small pond.  More like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.
You could leave him.
I don't know how.
Walk away.
It's not that easy.  Maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please.  I can't. I don't want to be alone.  I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.
You need a meal ticket is what you mean. Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.
Is that so bad?  It's not like I wouldn't try to make him happy.  For awhile, anyway. I mean, I would ... do things for him.  I guess I'm no good that way.  I guess I tried to sucker you along like that.  Do you hate me for it?  I wouldn't blame you if you did.  But maybe it's like you said: You just got to do whatever it takes to get out.

Is it a poem?
No, it's the recipe for spaghetti "Frutti del mare".  You see I was right in getting you out here.  You're a world champion, my friend!

You weren't disappointed in her, then.
In Jenny?  'Course not.  How could I be. 'Course I wasn't.
She was twenty-one when she came to me.  ... Straight from leaving you.
Footloose and fancy free.
She was happy here.  However the two of you might have parted.  Don't think she wasn't.

I'll do the standard research and have them in by midnight, pending any unforseen problems.
Good. Nice to see you, Bruce. Johnny.

The rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.
It's yours, Joe.  I gave it to you.
And I'd take it in a second, Norma -- only it's a little too dressy for sitting behind the copy desk in Dayton, Ohio.
These are nothing.  You can have anything you want if you'll only stay.  What is it you want -- money?
Norma, you'd be throwing it away. I don't qualify for the job, not any more.
You can't do this!  Max!  Max! ... I can't face life without you, and I'm not afraid to die, you know.
That's between you and yourself, Norma.
You think I made that up about the gun...

Make it seem you have this comfortable, mysterious life and you don't give a shit whether she's a part of it. Oh, and bring up India, Talia has this obsession...  Whoa, Donald, play hard to get, not hard to want...Let Talia know that your goofy act is just something you do for the kids....
It is?  I don't know about this, Wichita. Am I even right for Talia?                         ] What About Wendy?  I mean, you and                          ] Wendy--how are you and Wendy...                             ] ] WICHITA                                            ] Complicated. Extremely.                                     ] ] Wichita and Donald drift closer toward the head-setted Wendy,         ] who stands to the side of the searchers like a commandant.            ] ] WENDY                                              ] Now remember, people, let's keep                            ] away from the mountain. Repeat...                           ]                                  ] There you are. Could you possibly                           ] do one thing and help keep the                              ] campers away from....                                       ] ] WICHITA                                            ]                                           ] Hey everybody, we're climbing the                           ] mountain!                                                   ]

Beaumont Livingston.
Livingston, huh?
On his prior, he served nine months, and he's working on four years' probation.
You don't say.
Do you know what he's on probation for?
Haven't a clue.
Possession of unregistered machine guns.
Will they consider this a violation of his probation?
They do consider this a violation of his probation. Your boy's looking at ten years, plus the concealed weapon.
Man, he won't like that. Beaumont don't got a doin' time disposition.
I need your name and address.
Ordell Robbie. O-R-D-E-L-L. R-O-B-B- I-E. 1436 Florence Boulevard. Compton 90222.
House or apartment?
House.
Now I need you to count your money.

Poor little orphan, and her Miss Gulch troubles. Gosh all hemlock - you know, she ought to have somebody to play with.
I know, but we all got to work out our own problems, Henry.
Yes.
Oh, I hope we got them in time.
Yes.

He reminds me of you before you got old and ugly.
No, he takes after his mother...

You took this picture?
Took 'em all.

I put a frozen dinner in the oven, a Manhandler. It'll be ready at a quarter of. I threw a little salad together. It's in the fridge. I also bought some apple juice, Red Cheek. Don't drink it all. Oh, and Jake, your lawyer called.
He did? When?
While you were in the shower.
Why didn't you call me?
He didn't give me a chance.  Look, honey, don't get upset, but he's not taking your case.
What? What do you mean?
He said you didn't have one.
What's he talking about?
I don't know. That's all he said. He wasn't very friendly. Oh, yeah. He said your buddies backed down. They chickened out, he said.
I don't believe this.
Baby, I'm sorry. I feel terrible. I'd stay and talk but I'm so late. Look, don't be upset. We'll talk when I get home. See you around midnight.  Bye. And don't brood. Watch T.V. or something.

Let me handle this part.  Do you mind?  Why did you go to Carlos' hideout?
He wanted me to go with him on a mission, to pose as him wife.
And you agreed?
Yes.
Why?

Slow down, baby.
What did you say?
Nothing.  I said nothing.

Alice? You gotta make him do the start-up with Teddy and me.
"Make" him?
You know what I mean.

So I'm not as tall as you expected?
I always hoped I would hit two meters.
With a full head of hair.
There is that.

Your Ranger's on the garbage pile, Happy! He's done for!
Shut up! You've *got* the man pilloried! Do you have to dance around him like a cannibal--!

How long you have this detail?
Me and Smoltz came on dogwatch September 16.

To the best of your recollection, were you sober when you performed the tests?
Objection.

The Discount Mart. Can we get Ice Cream after?
You bet.

I don't think you should have given up the piano. I will make sure you are properly taught, with music written on to sheets and...
I don't want to learn.
You don't want to learn.
No.
And what does this do to our bargain? I cannot afford the piano if you mean me to pay.
No, no payment. I have given it back. I don't want it.
Well, I doubt I want it very much myself.
It was more to your wife that I gave it.
Well, thank you, I expect she will appreciate it.

Hi, everybody. Am I late?
Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.

How do you do?
How do you do, Mrs. Ryan?  I'd heard you were beautiful, and so you are.  Am I intruding here?
Not at all.
I couldn't help overhearing that you were about to get married again.

Fuck it!
You know what? Go with him. Just go with him.
In the limo!!!

They'll shoot us!
We run they'll shoot us anyway.  If we keep driving they might think we friendlies; Iraqis.  Or even if they know we're Americans they might get scared, think we're part of a detachment and keep on going.
They're not going to--
It's the only way.  We drive!

Is this great fabric or what?
You ever wonder why you get beat up a lot?
Never really thought about it.

SYSTEM MALFUNCTION!
OUR SEMI-CONDUCTORS ARE DOWN!

None?  Very well.  You rumbled me. I confess: I intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and go on the account, do a little honest pirating.
I said, no lies.

You should have been next. After Lewton, you should've been next. That's the only pattern. You should be dead.
You're the fuckin' devil.
But I saved him. I intervened. Just like the plane. That's the design.

There's no snow in Vegas, 'kay? They don't know it, they don't want it, they got laws against the stuff. They got Egypt down there, right, they got Monte Carlo, Hawaii, they got ancient Rome, but where's the Winter Castle, right? Where's the Swiss miss Chalet? Where's the Big Fucking Igloo?
We understand you, Mr. Bangs.
Capades? They don't do it. Mittens? Outlawed. Why?
We're aware of your position.
Because down there this is money. Up here this is heat.  You wanted Vegas quality, I brought it to you. You wanted Vegas press, I gave it to you. But guys, please, guys... I can't get you Vegas profits... till one of ya does some spirit dance and does something about this snow.

Keep away the cats! Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword upon the table and says, &quot;God send me no need of thee.&quot; and by the operation of the second cup draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.
Am I like Such a fellow?
Thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Verona.
By my head here come the Capulets.
By my heel, I care not.

Why didn't it imitate Fuchs?  Isn't that its number -- to get more recruits.
Wasn't enough time.  Generator was out, what...?  Thirty minutes. Takes the bastards an hour, maybe two to absorb somebody.

What's she trying to do? Why doesn't she turn him in?
Smart girl.
Smart? She'll be arrested!
That'll get her out of there, won't it?

Yeah -- fishing village -- helicopters over there. Hueys, lots of 'em.
First Air Cavalry. They're the ones gonna get us into the River.

We are not at war!  You and I and Jaeger are AWOL.  We have no authority--
He tried to kill us.  If not just now, then in the helicopter.  That's all the authority I need.

Besides my father, I mean.
There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years.
And Buddy was one of them.
We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business.
People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it.
And I understand why you might want to think he could.

She's my date tonight.  What do you want her to do--bring the poor old jaguars back to life with a bicycle pump?  Bugger off!  Ask Paul what he thinks.  Your mother looks beautiful--right?  Kid?  Doesn't your mother look nice?  Paul?
I don't care what she wears.
Something's made you sore.
Don't worry about it.
You bet I'll worry about it.  I said something wrong?
It's my father's birthday--that's all.  That's all.  Who cares about that?
I had not the slightest inkling.  Why didn't you say so?
She doesn't care!  She's not married any more!  She's going to have fun!  I hope you have so much fun you can hardly stand it.  Dr. Woodly--I hope you make up even better jokes about my father than the ones you've said so far.
Kid--kid--
And I wish you'd quit touching me all the time.  It drives me nuts!
What's this?
Don't!
You sure misunderstood something-- and we'd better get it straight.
Explain it to them.  I'm bugging out of here.

Ya did good. I ain't seen the Boss so happy in weeks.
Look at this boy. He hardly eats. Like that fella killed Caesar.

Well?
Why not?
We'll move in Sunday.

Isn't Puff doing spectacularly, honey?
Hmmmph.
Gabby, what is it?
Hmmph. Hmmph.  Nathan, we have to talk, you and I.
Fine.
Not in front of the boy.
Very well.

I know you liked Keaton I know you think he was a good man.
I know he was good.
He was a corrupt cop, Verbal.

Here's the plan.  You gonna call over there and say you have a very urgent message for Mr. William Jones.
What urgent message?
If you shut up I'll tell you.  The urgent message is...Drop everything!  Craig is in trouble.  Come quick, don't call.
That ain't gonna work.

It was raining and her hair didn't look like that... damped out, I guess.
Tell me all about her.
She arrived kind of late, wet and hungry and she was very tired and went right to bed and left early.
How early?
Very early. Dawn.
Of which morning?
The following morning. Sunday.
No one met her?
No.
Or arrived with her.
No.
She didn't call anyone? Even locally?
No.
You didn't spend the whole night with her did you?
No! Of all...
How do you know she didn't make a call?
She was tired. She said she had a long drive ahead of her, in the morning... Yes, now I'm remembering very clearly because I'm picturing. When you make a picture of the moment in your mind, you can remember every detail. She was sitting back there, no she was standing up, with some sandwich still in her hand, and she said she had to drive a long way.
Back where?
What do you mean?
You said she was sitting "back there," or standing rather...
Oh. My private parlor. She had an awful hunger... so I made her some supper. And then she went to bed and left in the morning. I didn't even see her leave.
How did she pay you?
What?
Cash or check? For the cabin...
Cash.
And when she left, she never came back.
Why should she? I'm sorry, I have work to do, Mr... if you don't mind...
I do mind. If it don't jell, it ain't aspic!  This ain't jelling.
I don't know what you expect me to know about... people come and go...
She isn't still here, is she?
Not at all!
Suppose I wanted to search the cabins, all twelve... would I need a warrant?
Look, if you won't believe me, go ahead. You can help me make beds if you like.  Come on.

Quite an office -- name on the door -- rug on the floor -- the whole schmear.
Yeah.

Just like that, eh?
Just like that.
Do you know, Eve - sometimes I think you keep things from me.

No.
I used to.  With my old man.  He taught me how to hunt and trap.  Trapping's a lot harder than most people think.  We used to go after Raccoons mostly. They'd get into our garbage, our fields.  When an animal can't live peacefully with those around it, it has to be destroyed.  But they're crafty little devils.  You see the trick is, you can put your trap down, but no Raccoon is going come near it unless you lay down the scent.  You ever smell Raccoon scent?  Smells like shit, but to a male Raccoon it smells just like pussy.  He'll walk right up to that trap, even though it don't look nothing like a Raccoon and stick his Goddam head right in it.  You know why?  Cause he can't help himself.  The scent drives him.  So, if you want to catch a Raccoon all you gotta do is figure out where he is -- lay down the scent -- and sooner or later he'll walk right into the trap.
What if he doesn't bite?  What if he's an exceptionally bright Raccoon?
Well then, you just gotta find out where he is -- and once you're sure where he is -- you shoot the fucker.

Claire, when did you...
I just...
Claire, Bob Bar...

Is that funny?
It wasn't supposed to be, it just struck me that way.
Why?
Nothing. It's just that... I picked the easiest piece I could remember. I think I first played it when I was 8 years old and I played it better then.
It doesn't matter. It was the feeling I was affected by.
I didn't have any.
You had no inner feeling?
None.
Then I must have been supplying it.


INT. LONG'S CAR - NIGHT.

Climb up!
Lady Van Tassel...
I know.  Hold on.

Okay. Now we're going to buy you some clothes.
Honest?

Imagine a room full of women. Nubile, blonde, wet with desire, Schwartz. A harem, if you will. Me in leather. A harness, if you like. I am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as I speak. “Ladies,” I begin. “I am the love god, Eros. I intoxicate you. My spunk is to you manna from heaven...
Dr. Lester, it's been really fascinating, but I'm afraid I have to get home to my wife now.
Wife, huh? I'd love to meet her, Craig.
Yessir.
Shall we say dinner on Friday. Just the two of us?  You can come too if you like, Schwartz.
That's sounds fine, sir. Gotta run.

Honest, Toby.  I just axed him for a quarter for the jukebox.
Stay out of this, Jenny.  We got man's business to take care of. I ain't never taken no drugs, mister, and ...

So, are you a cheerleader?
No, not at all. BRAD You're pretty enough to be one.
Gee, thanks.
It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask "What's your major?" I hate that.

Shouldn’t we grab some dinner first?  Maybe a bottle of wine...?
It’s ten thirty, Jack. By eleven you’re gonna be sprawled out on the bed snoring your head off. We don’t have time for wining and dining.
Whatever you say...honey.

You're gonna pay for that, Pebbles.  What?!
You gave us names? What are you, the "face" of the Fantastic Four now?

Don't worry about the schools. We'll take care of the schools.
I don't want them left back.
They won't be left back. They'll stay in their grade.
That's important.

Hey-Ho... !  Maybe we're not alone in this thing after all.
Who is that... ?

Anyway, the state is giving a hundred thousand dollars in his name to every school that has a Special Needs class.
Oh, this is fantastic. So all we have to do is kill this Moffit guy and we get all the money!
No. No. That's not it. We don't kill him. We don't kill anybody. But I like the way you're thinking. You're focused and you're trying to follow. No, what we need to do is start a fake Special Needs class.
We start our own class?
Maybe someday. Aloha cold weather, aloha hot weather.

Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with that meal!
Thank you.

What do you mean, old and ugly?
You got me beat on both accounts.
The hell I do.

My goodness. A wedding.      My goodness.
Wow.   Congratulations.

Oliver's pet,  I'm sure it would be the first thing he'd grab if we ever had a fire.
I know how it is.  My Dad collects miniature canon.

Now could you leave me alone?
Yeah.  Oh, one more thing. Tammy. You know, all this election stuff. 'Cause, you know, everyone is saying it's so weird that you're running against me, and, well, it is kind of weird, and you haven't really told me why you're doing it and didn't tell me in advance or anything.  But that's okay, you know.  l respect your privacy.  I just want you to know that no matter who wins, if it's you or me, there's no hard feelings. We're still brother and sister.  Okay? Cause... and I hope you feel the same.
Sure, Paul.  No hard feelings.
Okay.  Great.  I feel good.

Specifically, Humpback Whales.
That's crazy! Who would send a probe hundreds of light years to talk to a whale?

No... it can't end like that...
But it has. There is no more to tell.
But you talk about passion, about longing, about things I'll never know in my life! It's still inside you, in every syllable you speak! And then you tell me it ends like that? Just empty?
It's over, I'm telling you...
You need a new passion, Louis, a new reason to feel... what a story you've told, you don't understand yourself.

Land reform is underway in Amdo. The large estates are being confiscated and redistributed. Landlords are being punished.
A beggar can be called a landlord if he disapproves of the Chinese.

Wait a minute. I know that voice.  You're Carjack Malone.
Not anymore.

Oh my, isn't that pretty! What is it?
Plumbing. Everything modern. I'm going to run pipes all through the village—

What'd you say?
Where is the subway station, please.

It's definitely weak but I have a feeling if we do enough of it we'll be okay.
I want to get high off this; Bateman, not sprinkle it on my fucking All-Bran.

How did you know I was here?
I thought you wouldn't want to spend Christmas Day alone in here.

Computer, this is Captain Standard. What conditions are you talking about?
I have intercepted a transmission of unknown origin.
A transmission?
A voice transmission.

I'm half Irish.
I don't fuck with those crazy, off- the-boat fuckin Irish. You heard of the Westies?.

I was told by this guy at the White House that Hunt was investigating Teddy Kennedy.
How senior?
You asking me to disclose my source?

That boy always does great. He's a corporal or a squad leader or something, just wrote me from some place called Kwang Due?
I don't know if you don't know --

You've been coming out here every summer for the last three years, young lady, and you still haven't learned how.
I'll take some lessons this time. I promise.

They let you out?
Just what the hell do you think you're doing?

Hello.
Hello, Jennifer, it's Sam -

Well, <u>that</u> ain't very butch, is it?
It's a <u>beret</u>...

The lights come up, you pull the switch.
I pull.
You don't do that, we're on the wrong track.  You...

Bud?
Sorry ... I had to help my folks and then I couldn't find my hat ...
Oh.

Maybe you should call her.
No no no.  I just underestimated her...  her temper, I guess.  Why are we even talking about this?

My dad's down there!
He's dead! We've got to get the fuck out of here!

He just had two.
Give me two more.

Now listen to what I've got to say. I took up this profession when I was ten years old. In those days there weren't these modern machines. The films were silent. The projectors were run by hand, like this, with a crank. And you wound the crank all day long. It was really rough going! If you got tired and slowed down' boom! Everything would go up in flames!
Then why don't you want to teach it to me too? Now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?
Because I don't want to, Toto! This is not a job for you. It's like being a slave. You're always alone. You see the same film over and over again, because you have nothing else to do. And you start talking to Greta Garbo and Tyrone Power like a nut! You work on holidays, on Christmas, on Easter. Only on Good Friday are you free. But if they hadn't put Jesus Christ on a cross...You'd work Good Fridays too!
Then why don't you change jobs?
Because I'm an idiot. How many other guys in town know how to be a projectionist? None! Only a jerk like me could do it. Besides I wasn't lucky. When I was a kid there was the war! When I grew up, another war! Now it's all different. Times have changed. And you want to be a dope like me? Huh? Answer me!
No...
Good for you, Toto. Good for you... I'm only saying this for your own good...  Cooped up in here you die of heat in the summer and of cold in the winter. You breathe in smoke, gas fumes, and earn practically nothing.
But don't you like anything about what you do?
With time...you get used to it. Besides, when you hear from up here that there's a full house and that people are laughing, having fun... Then you're happy too.  So I've been wasting my breath? You pretend to agree with me, but as soon as my back is turned, you do what you want!  Get out of here! I don't want to lay eyes on you again! This is the last straw! Your mother's right, you're crazy!!  But how'd he do it? The little bastard! By watching, he's learned! It's incredible!  I'm letting the box office know you're not to set foot even into the theatre! There are no more tickets for you! And I'm also talking to Father Adelfio! You won't be an altar boy any more either!!! You little runt!
Alfredo, go fuck yourself!!!

Jesus God...
What is it?

Come on -- it's no use!
We can get out through the Lab Section.

You guessed wrong.
You only think I guessed wrong --  -- that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool.

Dr. Cullers?
Kent, Kent for Chrissakes.  You must be Eleanor.
Ellie.  Pulsar?
1919+21.  Found a glitch in the timing; probably a starquake.
Nice.  Where?

We've got to get that valve turned off. Their oxygen Is almost gone...
Listen, I'll go in, create a distraction. have this...  may be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.
It's suicide.
I'm just a glorified extra, Fred.  I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm going to die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Maybe you're the plucky comic relief, you ever think of that?

Hello.
Scottie, what happened? She's not home, yet.
No, she's all right. She's still here. But I'll get her home soon.
What happened?
She... went into the Bay.

I'm a man.
We've got to do something to make this boy's voice change.  I wonder if we couldn't get bull balls somewhere, and fry 'em up.  Still miss your mother?
No.
You're free to go to her, if you want.  If you'd rather be a woman and run with the women, just say the word.

I am one lucky guy.
Your body chemistry and your exposure to the elements would normally lead to irritability, depression, anxiety, periods of self-reproach.  It's almost like schizophrenia.  Different sides of your personality might come to life, speak out, act out.
But all that's behind me.  I'm fine now.

Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.
I ain't sayin' it's right. I'm just tellin' the truth. What was he in the nuthouse for?
He's just mentally retarded, I guess.
He had of went nuts and did somethin'. They don't put you in there for just bein' a retard. They's retards all over the place that ain't in the nuthouse. Do you know, Frank?

About a dozen.
A dozen?  I got half of 'em elected. I still got the South and Goldwater and his boys.  I'll take my chances with the Senate.

Mr. Kent! Superman was here!
What!

Sphinx brand.  When I got out of weapons design, I wanted to move into a more . . . humanitarian area.  I was thinking: what would do some good in the world?  And I thought: why not a genetically-altered tobacco, that no only doesn't cause cancer -- but cleans out your lungs as you smoke it?  In fact I think I'll have one now.  Care to join me?
Thanks, no.  But it's a wonderful product.  Now Adrian -- your old colleague Dr. Manhattan has just left the planet amid rumors --
No.  No.  Cut.  -- Justine, we agreed.  No questions about the Watchmen.
Oh sweetheart, just a quick one.
No.  We laid out very careful ground rules --

I wrote sixty-three songs this year.  They're all about Joe, and I'm going to play every single one of them tonight.
I just saw Joe.  He's here.
Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

Is it snowing?
Yeah, just started.
Where's your coat and hat?
Left them at the office.

I'm sorry, sir.  General Schmuck is asleep and he isn't taking calls until eight-thirty.
What is your name, young lady?
Ceida Pietraszkiewicz.
What did you say?
Ceida Pietraszkiewicz...P...I...E... T...R...A...S...Z...K...I...E...W... I...C...Z.
Now look here, Miss Pietraszkiewicz, this is Air Command Headquarters calling.

Why is it every grave I open holds a new mystery inside?
The skull is gone.
Yes.  I did notice that, thank you.

I'm pinned to the panel.
Time to go.
I can't eject.

We want you to come with us so we can talk some more about your experiences.
Come where?
My office.
For how long?
Well, that depends...
I thank you very much for the invitation, but I'm quite busy today. Perhaps I could see you tomorrow.

Whose car?
My car! My car! Tan Ciera!
Don't go in! Wait for back-up!

I got it. Tatum get me a beer. They're in the fridge in the garage.
What am I? The beer wench?
Hey, guess who's here? It's that chick from INSIDE STORY?

Jack, I'm as conniving as they come, but a sneak attack is just wrong.
He's right. And things are happening too fast. It smells like the Bay of Pigs all over again.

Oh yeah, what's that?
An alternative literary venue!
I ain't sure poetry will go down too well here.
No, it's the whole idea behind it. How did they get this place?
Squatted it.
Right and not just the bar, Lubosh and his mates took the whole freakin' building.
So? DOUG Well, there's tons of empty buildings - why don't we get one?

Say goodnight to Sam for me.
I will.
There's still nobody in the world who can play "As Time Goes By" like Sam.
He hasn't played it in a long time.

We're into the second perimeter. They'll be coming out to blast us shortly.  I was wondering if you had some kind of a plan or are we going to try to blast our way in?
Check your data banks for all the information you have on Imperial procedures.  Both of you will have to learn...
We're going to get in by studying Imperial procedures?  I don't like it.
All right then, we'll use your plan.

How are you, Benjamin?
Fine, thank you. The bathroom is down at the end of the hall.

I must be destroyed.
Can you get us in there, past security?

It would explain the suction- like appendages.
Like a leech.

What I learned at the dream clinic, that's what I'm trying to prove. Rod didn't kill Tina, and he didn't hang himself. It's this guy -- he's after us in our dreams.
But that's just not reality, Nancy!

Not right now.
Not right now?  Okay, when?
Right after you change your wardrobe, your personality and drop about thirty pounds.
Quite a mouth on a girl so young...  ...but my guess is talking is not what it does best.
Only way you're ever gonna find out is reincarnation... Fact is, you are gonna pay me, and I am gonna provide you with a service.
I actually know how this works.
You're gonna pay me fifty thousand dollars...

Jesus, last night it was some guy honking his car horn. I mean, the city can't close down. You know, what-whatta yuh gonna do, h-have 'em shut down the airport, too? No more flights so we can have sex?
I'm too tense. I need a Valium. My analyst says I should live in the country and not in New York.
Well, I can't li- We can't have this discussion all the time. The country makes me nervous. There's... You got crickets and it-it's quiet... there's no place to walk after dinner, and... uh, there's the screens with the dead moths behind them, and... uh, yuh got the-the Manson family possibly, yuh got Dick and Terry-
Okay, okay, my analyst just thinks I'm too tense. Where's the goddamn Valium?

And if you're wrong?
I never doubted for a second that I was.  Will you come to the trial, Elizabeth?
I don't think so, Jim...

Stay where you are.
Or what? You've gone round the bend --
West had a partner. Someone who knew how to get things done.

It must have stopped moving.  I'm not getting anything.
Let me go first; you stay behind me.

Well where is she?!
Could you, like, tell her we're ready to score?

If it doesn't make any difference, why not just say it?
I was going to tell him ... but in my own time. In my own time... .

What are you doing.
I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in naked.
You gonna shank him in the shower?
Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --
We're getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't gotten any sleep. Let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. Now hurry up and get your shit on so we're not late and make things worse.

This is hot!
Nya-nya-nya!

Alright. Let me write a letter.
Good man. Now can I have my arms back?

Gabe...your arm?
Yeah?
If you're not using your arm, can I borrow it?
Sure, just give it back when you're done.

Starfleet has been apprised of our situation, Captain.
Tractor beam remains constant...

Bullshit. You ain't got no way out!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
How much ya wanna bet?
Ten bucks.
You're on.  Let's go! An' keep it quiet.

He's begging for a meeting, chief.  He wants to go overseas for awhile.
Well, no place where they speak English.  That way he can always say he was misquoted.

I love it. I just love, love, love, love it.
Are you guys gonna fill this place with kids? You sure got room for them.
We're in no hurry. I think we'll take some time to enjoy each other, enjoy our freedom before we surrender ourselves to kids.
Take your time. I wish I had.
We will.
So where to on the honeymoon?

There are soldiers.
Where?
On the street.

Wow!
Wendy!

Spock: Condition report!
No data, Admiral. Computers are non-functional.

His mother?
What?
I don't know. Nothing.

They said one of two things could happen. One, they fight and are defeated and leave to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.
What's two?
They win.

Are you ready?
I surrender...

Hello. Gerald Lambeau, M.I.T.
Fuck do you want?
I've spoken with the judge and he's agreed to release you under my supervision.
Really?
Yes. Under two conditions.
What're those?
That you meet with me twice a week--

Who's side are you on?
I'm sorry, I can't help it.  It's too funny.

This is the biggest Beta demo in like the history of software. You'd be my partner.
You can't pre-empt Yoga, that's our biggest show.
Brian! You wanna be a big deal, don't you? That's your dream in life.

Nothing, sir.
What the hell is going on here?

That's the dumbest walk I ever saw!
No, no seriously!  There's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.
And die laughing, because you're walking so stupid!
Hey.  This is my business.  Do I tell you your business.
Okay.  Let's just see if a mugger gets me.

Lotte? Is that you?
Yes, yes, sweetheart, yes!

What happened to them?
If you don't mind a suggestion, you might try a saliva test.

You're going to miss the Top Ten.
Coming.

She told me that tonight we were going to open new doors.  I asked her to stop -- to take off the handcuffs, but she wouldn't listen.
What did she say?

What are these?
Mixed hard bondage.  Rape films. Sick shit.  Buy five, get one free.

May I please have another little kiss?
Walter!  Jeez!
Sorry...

Cease fire. Look sharp.
Power levels quite low, sir.
Mr. Scott, can you get the mains back on line?

So what are these Spanish guys like?
I wouldn't know.
What?  You've been over here seven months and you ain't tapped anything?
Just not my type, I guess.
Shoot, Italian boys love them some black women.  They can't get enough of me.

He's paying out in stacks of 25.
I can see.

Where were you, Jason? In the car.
Conklin up front.
I'll get the book.
No. There's nothing new.
You're sure?  We should still -- we should write it down.
Two years we're scribbling in a notebook --
-- it hasn't been two years --
-- it's always bad and it's never anything but bits and pieces anyway!  You ever think that maybe it's just making it worse? You don't wonder that?

What's so funny, cadet Cowan?
I... I don't know, air.  This guy. Mr. "Best of the best of the best... " I don't know.  It's just still find it a little...  humorous.  I'm sorry.  Sir.

You get some sleep, Howard. I'll take it from here.
Yeah, probably a good idea.

<u>Ow</u>.  Shit.
Just gotta pull it a little tighter.
Who taught you be be a nurse?
Father's a surgeon.  I can even stitch in a pinch, wouldn't be a bad idea here.
No thanks.
Keep it dry.  No swimming.
Thank you.

Pigeons... .
There's a hawk around. They're scared tonight.

May I get the check?
The ships are gaining...

Kevin, come on, the bus to Stifler's is gonna be here soon.
I'm not going.

Keep that chum line going -- we've got five good miles. Don't break it.
Who's driving the boat?
Nobody. We're drifting with the current.

I'm not sure why I came here. I had kind of decided not to talk to you after... you know.
I know.

I love you, Miss Kubelik.
Seven --  -- queen.

I've never been in a place like this before.
This is Metropolis after hours! This is what you'll be writing about. C'mon, let's dance.

Ah, Mothershead. How are you feeling today?
Fine.
Good. Excellent. Now then, Mrs. Mothershead, I want you to come into this room with me. Inside there is a man with a rather... unfortunate appearance.
I've heard.
Yes... Well, I want you to clear up a little mess, a breakfast tray was spilt. And bring up another breakfast. When you've done that, you and I shall give the man a bath. But, Mothershead, I'm counting on your many years of experience to get you through this, Above all, do not scream, do not cry out, or in any way show this man that you are frightened of him...
Sir, you don't have to worry about me. I'm not the sort to cry out. Shall we go in?
Yes... Yes, let's go in.

I don't think the people who live around here would like that very much...
Do you think they like the fact that tourism has dropped ninety-eight percent in the last ten years?
No, but...
And do you think they like the fact that half the country thinks Crystal Lake is filled with corpses?
That's not true...
We're not talking about truth, we're talking about perception. And the perception is that Crystal Lake means inbred psychopaths running around the hills with axes and hockey masks chopping up teenagers.  That, my dear, is what we call an _image problem_.

Maybe not this time, but somebody's going to get dead around you.
No.

Will you take me home now?
I'm sorry I took you in there.
I think I'd better go home now please.
But, Elaine --
Where is the car?
I just want to tell you something.

What happened?
I don't know.
I heard you calling and I ran after you, but you kept disappearing and I couldn't keep up.
You were behind me?  Running after me?

What?
Don't walk behind me.

Listen to me good, Evan...
I'll do whatever you want. You don't want me to ever see Kayleigh again, fine. Just let Crockett go. Besides, you kill him now and they'll stick you in juvy for sure. And I know you'd never leave your sister alone with your father.

Oh my poor baby.
Oh.  Mom.  It's Brad.
I know.

Relax, Pooch, it's just a ticker, it's not personal.
Let's face it, we all knew it would happen sooner or later. The guy who can build a mousetrap that's better than we are ...

That's enough, I think. Happy hunting. Oh, and Clarice - next time you will tell me why you ran away. Shall I summarize?
Yes, Doctor. Please.

Frida, this is a bad time. We're having sex and George actually answered the phone.
There is a man's arm in my bed.

Let him go.
That son of a bitch... Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer.

Great scott - Scotty - Dr Everett Scott.
You know this earth - this person.
I most certainly do.  He happens to be an old friend of mine.

Don't you think it kind of defeats the purpose?
What?
The mirror.  You can't see yourself in it.
I don't want to.

She'll come draggin' her tail back home.
She'll not be back. I reckon I'd be safe in promisin' you that.
Maybe she's just run off on a spree.

What'dya tell that soldier, soldier? You tell him we was rebels?
He's my contact for Chrissake! There's two crates. Can you get me into the hospital?

Oh, what, what do you do?
I'm an architect.

It's such a great song.
It's a classic.

It's not enough snow, not for tracking the bastards. No advantage there, kid.
Don't worry, Mr. Twombley, I know where those suckers are. Rain or shine, snow or no snow. I know deer. We'll kill us a buck today. Guaranteed. Before ten.
Guaranteed, eh?
Yep. Right about now the does are holing up in the brush piles. The bucks are right behind them and we're right behind the bucks.  This gun gets fired before ten o'clock. Whether it kills a deer or not is more less up to you. I'll put you inside 30, 35 yards of a buck the first four hours of the season. That's what you're paying me for, ain't it?
Damn straight!

Yeah, um, then...are you alone?
Uh huh.
Can I join you?

Elena!...But when...
I got back today. You can't imagine the excuses I had to make up to be here...

Good morning, Dad.
Hi, honey.

Oh. Just not at school...
Yeah --
Or anywhere where people might see us.
Belinda's a very jealous person.
That would be the reason.

Hey, whatsa matter with a bank account, anyway?
And let me tell you, Long John. When you become a guy with a bank account, they got you.  Yes sir, they got you!
Who's got him?
The heelots!
Who?

We did it.
Now, was that so terrible? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           64.

What do you think?
I think the photographer's probably a voyeur.
I'm the photographer.
Oh -- Well, they're different.
That's not an answer.
It's not my taste.
Tastes can change.

Excuse me, sir...
Is this a contract violation, Mr. Cobb?
No sir...I just wanted to know if you needed a hand?

You are not threatening me anymore!
I'm not -

Yes, James is very sweet. Why don't you get out your violin, Donna?
Sweet? God, he's gorgeous.
James is very sweet and very gorgeous.

"What is unusual about Miss Carpenter is that she likes to dress her men up as grooms before she devours them.  She has already disemboweled six in a row by leaving them at the altar."... I can't ready anymore.
"And her ritual feast continues as she prepares to make a sacrifice out of the seventh fiance.  So all bets are on and we hope that this boomerang bride isn't honeymooning with Las Vegas odds makers because many predict that this girl is out of there before the race... before the rice hits the ground"  Holy moly.

The poor thing. Six years?
...And she's with someone else.
The poor thing. I'll make some coffee.

Does it say what the clitoris is?
All it says is that it's above the vulva... But where the hell is the vulva?
Isn't that in Arizona or something?

<u>Jake</u>...
He <u>can't</u> help you now, honey!

Can I see him?
Absolutely. Be good for you to talk to him.

It's all about who you know.
Look, we're not suckers. Everyone else is out there doing the same thing.
He's right.

I've got to get her out of here.
-- go ahead.
-- well aren't you --
-- what?  -- I'll see you later...
-- okay --  -- I'll see you later. Your house.

He was part of the Seminole Nation, got pushed down into the Everglades in pioneer days. African people who run off from the slaveholders hooked up with them, married up, had children. When the Spanish give up Florida, the U.S.Army come down to move all them Indian peoples off to Oklahoma--
The Trail of Tears.
They teaching that now?  Good. Only a couple of 'em held out--this man, John Horse, and his friend Wild Cat, and a fella name of Osceola. Army put all of them in prison and Osceola died, but them other two escaped and put together a fighting band and held out another ten, fifteen years. Beat Zach Taylor and a thousand troops at Lake Okeechobee.
So they stayed in Florida?
They got tired of fighting, went to the Indian Territories for a while. But the slave-raiders were on 'em even there, and one night they packed up and nearly the whole band rode down to Mexico. Crossed at Eagle Pass.

Alfred has supported me my whole life.  Now I'm going to pay him back. I'm going to liberate him from his dismal life of servitude.
What are you talking about?
Servants, Masters, it's  ridiculous. Alfred is the sweetest, most noble man alive and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else.
Alfred and Bruce are like family.
Paying someone to prepare your meals and do your laundry and clean your dishes, you call that family?
Alfred's happy here.
Happy.  You honestly don't know, do you? You can't even see what's in front of your own eyes.

The kids are sleeping.
I promise I just gotta pick up one thing.
All right, just don't make any noise.

Get that fucking thing away from me!
You're...such a wimp.

Are you okay?
Get away from me, freak!

Roger?
Rockin'!
Scotty?

I don't mention that Anna's a vegetarian, did I?
I have some parsnip stew from last week. If I just peel the skin off, it'll be perfect.

Excuse me.
One of them is the doctor, whose weapons are compassion, unselfishness, peacefulness-- maudlin concern.
Huh.
He and his love are like a retiarius.  Do you know what a retiarius is?
He's a kind of gladiator who fights with a knife and a net and doesn't wear anything but a jockstrap.
How do you know that?
You told me.
When?
When we were up in the tree so long--with the bats.
Oh.  I'd forgotten.
Fourteen times you told me.  I counted.
Really?
You'd get this funny look in your eyes, and I'd say to myself, "Oh, Jesus--he's going to tell me what a retiarius is again."
Sorry.

Go.
Hey!  Would you?
It was fifteen seconds.
I don't think so.
Are you always this much fun?

You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want?
You know.
I don't believe you. There has to be more.
All right.

But there isn't a B-2 bomber.
Where'd you go to school, Kid.  Wellesly?
Dartmouth
Then show a little spunk.  There <u>Is</u> no B-2 Bomber, General Scott, the best of your knowledge, is not in Seattle to talk with Boeing...

And then there is copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. But it costs money because it saves money.
And what did they say?
The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that I was right.
You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.
I brought you something.

I'm working with you because of that memo...
Mission... statement...

Come on, come on!
Hurry up!

Tell me about him.
Tell you what?

You will command the tankers to sail toward a 50-mile area in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
And do what?

No, you've done a perfect job.
So, what do you say, Let?

What was I saying?
About us going someplace warm... Someplace Grace'll have to wear shorts or bathing suits or summer dresses...

Why?
Well, this guy I've met runs a hotel. Brother. Loads of contacts. Does a nice little sideline in punting British passports to foreigners. Get you a good price.
Why would I want to sell my passport?
It was just an idea.

Peter...
I've got be here for the police when they come.  Then I've got to practise. In case you forgot I'm in the middle of a match right now.
You're always in the middle of a match.
I want to be the best I can.

She lived alone.
She must have known someone.

Hello, Mr.Kastle.
Hello, Violet. How's my favorite 'bowlerina' doing?
132, 154.
You keep that up Carmelita and one day you'll be a champion just like Mr. Skinner here. What do you think, Theo? Think Carmelita's got the stuff?

It's beautiful.
Just a little--You know.

Mother? Is that you?
Of course. Isn't it wonderful? The bandages came of this afternoon. Come and join the fun. Everybody's here.
Is Mr Helpmann here?
Yes he is - he wants to talk to you.
I want to talk to him.

Goodnight John. Sleep well.
You too, my friend. Goodnight.

I've been watching you. You couldn't see me, but I could see you. It was like peeking through a slit in the curtain before the play began. You would be a very good audience. I can see that.
If you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says I have to give it back to you.
Return it to me? Indeed you may not. I gave it to you as a present.

Don’t stop asking questions, okay?
Okay.

What about the mob, Dave?  How do they figure in this?
They're Agency, too.  Don't you get it?  CIA and Mafia together.  Trying to whack out the Beard.  Mutual interests.  They been doing it for years.  There's more to this than you dream.  FBI fucking hates the CIA.  Navy Intelligence got something to do with it too.  Check out "Alan Pope" in Miami.  Jack Youngblood. Bill Harvey.  Colonel Roselli.  The shooter, I hear, was a Dallas cop - the bagman at Ruby's club.  I heard he shot his own partner.  Got that? Check out the rich fucks in Dallas. H.L. Hunt.  He's dirty.  That's all I know.  But the Agency always runs the show.  Check out something called "Mongoose"  Operation Mongoose. Government, Pentagon stuff, they're in charge, but who the fuck pulls whose chain who the fuck knows, fun 'n' games man - check out Southeast Asia - that's the next big number - the heroin trail.  "Oh, what a deadly web we weave when we practice to deceive."

I thought I'd made it clear, I'm not just putting this mission together -- I'm leading it myself.
I take it back, about the flowers.  We're all gonna die.

Donald Segretti?
That's right.