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The Goal

Set up Kubernetes on 3 Debian Jessie virtual machines: One master. Two nodes. Additionally do this without any "magic" so that what is required to be running to make everything work is plain and obvious.

We will be using flannel for the inter-machine networking layer. Mainly because it is useful and it seems to be pretty popular.

The Setup

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-- Install packer
local install_path = vim.fn.stdpath 'data' .. '/site/pack/packer/start/packer.nvim'
local is_bootstrap = false
if vim.fn.empty(vim.fn.glob(install_path)) > 0 then
  is_bootstrap = true
  vim.fn.system { 'git', 'clone', '--depth', '1', 'https://github.com/wbthomason/packer.nvim', install_path }
  vim.cmd [[packadd packer.nvim]]
end

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package main

import (
	"crypto/rand"
	"crypto/rsa"
	"crypto/x509"
	"encoding/pem"
	"fmt"
	"io/ioutil"
	"log"

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type Foo struct {
        value []string
}

func (f *Foo) String() string {
        return ""
}

func (f *Foo) Set(s string) error {
        f.value = append(f.value, s)

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#!/bin/bash

function my_custom_prompt {
	ECODE=$?

	local     HAPPYF=( "('◡')" '(•‿•)' '(˘‿˘)' '(^‿^)' )
	local       SADF=( '(⊙‸⊙)' '(⊙_☉)' '(o_O)' )

	local      BLACK="\[\033[0;30m\]"
	local     LBLACK="\[\033[0;90m\]"

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package main

import (
	"crypto/rand"
	"crypto/rsa"
	"crypto/x509"
	"encoding/pem"
	"flag"
	"fmt"
	"io/ioutil"

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About this document

This will tell you how to use your iPhone as a webcam input source on your Mac (running OSX) for web based video conferencing apps such as WhereBy and VirtualEDH

So... How absurd is this setup? Well here in the opening of 2020 with the pandemic drying up the market for cheap webcams... it's a lot less absurd now than it would have been 3 months ago, and probably a lot more absurd after that whole thing clears up. Right now finding a webcam can be difficult.

Phase 1: Install Software

On your iPhone

Download a full screen camera app. I used FullScreeen which cost me one dollar in app to buy pro as an IAP

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" Instructions:
"       1. Download this .vimrc file:
"               curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/apokalyptik/fdf050e2dd004b756d2e1a0b6f2d399a/raw/.vimrc > .vimrc
"       2. Install vundle:
"               git clone https://github.com/VundleVim/Vundle.vim.git ~/.vim/bundle/Vundle.vim
"       3. Run vim
"       4. Install Plugins:
"               :PluginInstall
"       5. Exit vim

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package main

import (
	"bufio"
	"flag"
	"fmt"
	"io"
	"log"
	"os"
)

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#!/usr/bin/env php
<?php

define( 'DEBUG_RECURSION', false );

if ( $_SERVER['argc'] > 1 ) {
	if ( substr( $_SERVER['argv'][1], 0, 1 ) !== "/" ) {
		define( 'FUNCTION_MATCH', "/" . preg_quote( $_SERVER['argv'][1] ) . "/" );
	} else {
		define( 'FUNCTION_MATCH', $_SERVER['argv'][1] );