Fuck FuckAdBlock Functionally

// ==UserScript==
// @name            Fuck FuckAdBlock Functionally
// @author          0a-
// @namespace       0a-
// @description     A functional alternative of FuckFuckAdblock by Mechazawa
// @license         WTFPl
// @version         0
// @include         *
// @run-at          document-start
// @updateURL       https://github.com/0a-/FuckFuckAdblockFunctionally/raw/master/FuckFuckAdBlockFunctionally.user.js
// @grant           none
// ==/UserScript==


(function(window) {
  var _ = function(){};
  var fuck = function(fn,fns){
  fns.push(fn); //side effect here since this is OO. Otherwise could have written: fns = fns.concat(fn)
  var partiallyFuck = function(fn){ return fuck(fn,fns)};
  var thunk = function(){
      fns.map(function(a){a();
      window.fuckAdBlock = fuck(_,[]); //forced to do side effect here due to OO
      window.blockAdBlock = fuck(_,[]); //forced to do side effect here due to OO
    }); return true};
  return {
    on: _,
    setOption: _,
    clearEvent:_,
    onDetected: partiallyFuck,
    onNotDetected: partiallyFuck,
    emitEvent: thunk,
    check: thunk
  }
}

window.fuckAdBlock = fuck(_,[]);
window.blockAdBlock = fuck(_,[]);

})(window);