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#post Bob Loblaw's law blog

Bob Loblaw's law blog

Bob Loblaw

Chickens don't clap! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I may have committed some light treason.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work... my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Sister's my new mother, Mother. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

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arinaldi commented Feb 1, 2017

There's always money in the banana stand.

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