Bashrc

.bashrc

# Colors! http://misc.flogisoft.com/bash/tip_colors_and_formatting
txtblk='\[\033[0;30m\]'          # Black - Regular
txtgry='\[\033[1;30m\]'          # Dark Grey
txtmgry='\[\033[38;5;238m\]'     # Mid Grey
txtred='\[\033[0;31m\]'          # Red
txtgrn='\[\033[0;32m\]'          # Green
txtylw='\[\033[0;33m\]'          # Yellow
txtblu='\[\033[0;34m\]'          # Blue
txtliteblue='\e[94m\]'           # Light blue
txtpur='\[\033[0;35m\]'          # Purple
txtcyn='\[\033[0;36m\]'          # Cyan
txtwht='\[\033[0;37m\]'          # White
bldblk='\[\033[1;30m\]'          # Black - Bold
bldred='\[\033[1;31m\]'          # Red
bldgrn='\[\033[1;32m\]'          # Green
bldylw='\[\033[1;33m\]'          # Yellow
bldblu='\[\033[1;34m\]'          # Blue
bldpur='\[\033[1;35m\]'          # Purple
bldcyn='\[\033[1;36m\]'          # Cyan
bldwht='\[\033[1;37m\]'          # White
unkblk='\[\033[4;30m\]'          # Black - Underline
undred='\[\033[4;31m\]'          # Red
undgrn='\[\033[4;32m\]'          # Green
undylw='\[\033[4;33m\]'          # Yellow
undblu='\[\033[4;34m\]'          # Blue
undpur='\[\033[4;35m\]'          # Purple
undcyn='\[\033[4;36m\]'          # Cyan
undwht='\[\033[4;37m\]'          # White
bakblk='\[\033[40m\]'            # Black - Background
bakred='\[\033[41m\]'            # Red
badgrn='\[\033[42m\]'            # Green
bakylw='\[\033[43m\]'            # Yellow
bakblu='\[\033[44m\]'            # Blue
bakpur='\[\033[45m\]'            # Purple
bakcyn='\[\033[46m\]'            # Cyan
bakwht='\[\033[47m\]'            # White
txtrst='\[\033[0m\]'             # Text Reset

# Whether the last command was successful
# Erm: http://japaneseemoticons.net/all-japanese-emoticons/
# Fav: ಠ﹏ಠ
# Mmmm: o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡\
success="if [ \$? = 0 ]; then echo \"🚀  ◕ ‿ ◕  🚀\"; else echo \"🔥  ಠ﹏ಠ 🔥\"; fi"

#Console display
PS1="\n\n\n${txtmgry} 🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱    \`${success}\`    🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱  🔱   \n\n\n\n😱  ${undgrn}\u ${txtgrn}\t ${bldblu}\w 🐝 ${txtrst}\\n$ "
# Bash completion O.O



#   /$$$$$$  /$$                             /$$                           /$$
#  /$$__  $$| $$                            | $$                          | $$
# | $$  \__/| $$$$$$$   /$$$$$$   /$$$$$$  /$$$$$$    /$$$$$$$ /$$   /$$ /$$$$$$   /$$$$$$$
# |  $$$$$$ | $$__  $$ /$$__  $$ /$$__  $$|_  $$_/   /$$_____/| $$  | $$|_  $$_/  /$$_____/
#  \____  $$| $$  \ $$| $$  \ $$| $$  \__/  | $$    | $$      | $$  | $$  | $$   |  $$$$$$
#  /$$  \ $$| $$  | $$| $$  | $$| $$        | $$ /$$| $$      | $$  | $$  | $$ /$$\____  $$
# |  $$$$$$/| $$  | $$|  $$$$$$/| $$        |  $$$$/|  $$$$$$$|  $$$$$$/  |  $$$$//$$$$$$$/
#  \______/ |__/  |__/ \______/ |__/         \___/   \_______/ \______/    \___/ |_______/

#Open apps
alias subl="open -a 'Sublime Text 2'"
$ subl file

#Go-to places
alias where?='pwd'
alias dropbox='cd /Users/arleym/Dropbox'
alias bowerfavs='cd /Users/arleym/Dropbox/web/_source/Favourites'
alias desktop='cd /Users/arleym/desktop'

#Utilites
alias showfiles='defaults write com.apple.finder AppleShowAllFiles YES; killall Finder /System/Library/CoreServices/Finder.app'
alias hidefiles='defaults write com.apple.finder AppleShowAllFiles NO; killall Finder /System/Library/CoreServices/Finder.app'

#Edit weird system stuff
alias bashrc='subl /Users/arleym/Dropbox/appdata/.bashrc'
alias bashprofile='subl /Users/arleym/.bash_profile'
alias hosts='sudo nano /etc/hosts'
alias allthethings="ls -R | grep \":$\" | sed -e 's/:$//' -e 's/[^-][^\/]*\//--/g' -e 's/^/ /' -e 's/-/|/'"
alias chromedev='open -a "/Applications/Google Chrome.app" --args --allow-file-access-from-files' # Quit Chrome first

#Dumb
alias awesome='say high five brosef!'
alias crap='say sucks man, sorry bro.'
alias starwars='telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl'
alias nyan='telnet nyancat.dakko.us'


# FROM MATT
if [ -f /etc/bash_completion ]; then
    . /etc/bash_completion
fi

# [[ -s /Users/amcblain/.nvm/nvm.sh ]] && . /Users/amcblain/.nvm/nvm.sh # This loads NVM

# This load regular profile
. ~/.profile

# ENVIRONMENT CONFIGURATION

# Change Prompt
export PS2="| => "

# Set Paths
export PATH="$PATH:/usr/local/bin/"
export PATH="/usr/local/git/bin:/sw/bin/:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/:/usr/local/sbin:/usr/local/mysql/bin:$PATH"

# Set Default Editor (change 'Nano' to the editor of your choice)
export EDITOR=/usr/bin/nano

# Set default blocksize for ls, df, du
# from this: http://hints.macworld.com/comment.php?mode=view&cid=24491
export BLOCKSIZE=1k

alias ls='ls -hFG'
alias grep='grep --color=auto'
alias cp='cp -iv'                           # Preferred 'cp' implementation
alias mv='mv -iv'                           # Preferred 'mv' implementation
alias mkdir='mkdir -pv'                     # Preferred 'mkdir' implementation
alias ll='ls -FGlAhp'                       # Preferred 'ls' implementation
alias less='less -FSRXc'                    # Preferred 'less' implementation
cd() { builtin cd "$@"; ll; }               # Always list directory contents upon 'cd'
alias ..='cd ../'                           # Go back 1 directory level
alias ...='cd ../../'                       # Go back 2 directory levels
alias .3='cd ../../../'                     # Go back 3 directory levels
alias .4='cd ../../../../'                  # Go back 4 directory levels
alias .5='cd ../../../../../'               # Go back 5 directory levels
alias .6='cd ../../../../../../'            # Go back 6 directory levels
alias f='open -a Finder ./'                 # f:            Opens current directory in MacOS Finder
alias ~="cd ~"                              # ~:            Go Home
alias b="cd -"
alias c='clear'                             # c:            Clear terminal display
alias which='type -all'                     # which:        Find executables
alias path='echo -e ${PATH//:/\\n}'         # path:         Echo all executable Paths
alias show_options='shopt'                  # Show_options: display bash options settings
alias fix_stty='stty sane'                  # fix_stty:     Restore terminal settings when screwed up
alias cic='set completion-ignore-case On'   # cic:          Make tab-completion case-insensitive
mcd () { mkdir -p "$1" && cd "$1"; }        # mcd:          Makes new Dir and jumps inside
trash () { command mv "$@" ~/.Trash ; }     # trash:        Moves a file to the MacOS trash
ql () { qlmanage -p "$*" >& /dev/null; }    # ql:           Opens any file in MacOS Quicklook Preview
alias DT='tee ~/Desktop/terminalOut.txt'    # DT:           Pipe content to file on MacOS Desktop
alias numFiles='echo $(ls -1 | wc -l)'      # numFiles:     Count of non-hidden files in current dir
alias make1mb='mkfile 1m ./1MB.dat'         # make1mb:      Creates a file of 1mb size (all zeros)
# memHogsTop Find memory hogs
alias memHogsTop='top -l 1 -o rsize | head -20'
# cpuHogs:  Find CPU hogs
alias cpu_hogs='ps wwaxr -o pid,stat,%cpu,time,command | head -10'

Don't forget to Symlink to dropbox if you're into that kinda thing: ln -s ~/Dropbox/dotfiles/.bashrc ~/.bashrc

.bash_profile (I have a command in .bashrc to open it) is where I keep shortcuts that shouldn't be in Dropbox as they're system specific. That file looks like:

alias sandbox='cd /Users/arleym/Documents/sandbox' source ~/.bashrc # get aliases