gift

gistfile1.txt

(function() {
  var giftAa, giftAb, giftQ;

  giftQ = function() {
    var buttons, giftBut1, giftBut2, q;
    wipeConsole();
    saveProgress("giftQ");
    q = "You must be looking to buy a gift for a very lucky man. But there are two ways to do this ";
    newQ(q);
    typeit();
    giftBut1 = ["smalltext convert", "Gift a taster<br/><span class=\"button-caption\">Buy him a 1, 3 or 12 month taster</span>", "giftAa()"];
    giftBut2 = ["smalltext convert", "Impersonate your man<br/><span class=\"button-caption\">Set up a recurring plan on his behalf</span>", "giftAb()"];
    buttons = [giftBut1, giftBut2];
    return insertButtons(buttons);
  };

  giftAa = function() {
    punter.gift = "gifter";
    wipeConsole();
    newQ("I wish I had a fembot like you.\n\nThe link below will take you to the gift page. If you don't like what you see, just use your browser's back button to continue M.A.L.E.™ where you left off. ");
    typeit();
    return setTimeout((function() {
      return insertContinue("window.location('/keep/calm/getgifted');");
    }), 2000);
  };

  giftAb = function() {
    punter.gift = "impersonater";
    wipeConsole();
    newQ("I know, I know, your man is too lazy to do this himself. What would he do without you.\n\nLet's continue the questions pretending you're him... ");
    typeit();
    return setTimeout((function() {
      return insertContinue("work()");
    }), 2000);
  };

}).call(this);