andrew.rb

# andrew.rb

nouns = %{
hamstring flexibility
bitcoins
circadian rhythms
blue wavelengths of light
capitalism
cold-thermogenesis
paleo
espresso
Kerrygold butter
coconut milk
stoicism
organ meats
magnesium
gut flora
}.strip.split("\n")

connectors = %w(for with)

verbs = %{
3D-printing
hacking
programming
eating
drinking
}.strip.split("\n")

virtual_andrew = lambda do 
  v = verbs.sample
  n1 = nouns.sample
  nouns2 = Array.new(nouns)
  nouns2.delete(n1)
  n2 = nouns2.sample
  c  = connectors.sample

  puts "So, right now I'm thinking about #{[v.upcase, n1.upcase, c, n2.upcase].join(' ')}! How about you?"
end

30.times { virtual_andrew.call }

So, right now I'm thinking about HACKING CAPITALISM for COLD-THERMOGENESIS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING ESPRESSO for HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING PALEO for CAPITALISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about EATING PALEO with COCONUT MILK! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING ESPRESSO with MAGNESIUM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING ORGAN MEATS with STOICISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING STOICISM for PALEO! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about EATING GUT FLORA for CAPITALISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING BLUE WAVELENGTHS OF LIGHT for HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING GUT FLORA with KERRYGOLD BUTTER! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING COCONUT MILK with GUT FLORA! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS for PALEO! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about EATING KERRYGOLD BUTTER for STOICISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about EATING STOICISM for COLD-THERMOGENESIS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING KERRYGOLD BUTTER with BITCOINS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about 3D-PRINTING COCONUT MILK with CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING GUT FLORA with CAPITALISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING BITCOINS with HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING PALEO for GUT FLORA! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY for BITCOINS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY for GUT FLORA! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about 3D-PRINTING BITCOINS for ORGAN MEATS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about 3D-PRINTING COLD-THERMOGENESIS with BLUE WAVELENGTHS OF LIGHT! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING STOICISM with ORGAN MEATS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING COCONUT MILK for CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about HACKING STOICISM for ORGAN MEATS! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about 3D-PRINTING PALEO with COCONUT MILK! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about DRINKING CAPITALISM with STOICISM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about HACKING GUT FLORA for MAGNESIUM! How about you?
So, right now I'm thinking about PROGRAMMING HAMSTRING FLEXIBILITY for BLUE WAVELENGTHS OF LIGHT! How about you?