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asianmack / Shaun's Spam
Last active December 28, 2015 10:09
Interesting Spam Comments
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asianmack / Palm CEO
Created April 24, 2012 13:16
Palm CEO quote about iPhone rumors
"We've learned and struggled for a few years here
figuring out how to make a decent phone, PC guys
are not going to just figure this out.
They're not going to just walk in."
- Palm's CEO Ed Colligan on the persistent rumors
that Apple will be introducing a Apple phone
in the near future (2006)
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asianmack / mexican-fisherman
Created April 20, 2012 21:18
The Mexican Fisherman
An American businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish.
"How long it took you to catch them?" The American asked.
"Only a little while." The Mexican replied.
"Why don't you stay out longer and catch more fish?" The American then asked.
"I have enough to support my family's immediate needs." The Mexican said.
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asianmack / gist:1482804
Created December 15, 2011 20:49
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asianmack / gist:1364833
Created November 14, 2011 19:14
Herman Cain on Pizza
Alan Richman: I understand that you like lots of meat on your pizza. Is this true?
Herman Cain: Yes.
Alan Richman: We won't do it today, but we'll have to argue about this one day, because I'm a crust man.
Herman Cain: You like a thin crust?
Alan Richman: I like a crunchy crust. You just want the meat piled on?