View gist:733b6cfbf540ec1415bff544637e62c7
//app/code/[YourNamespace]/Commercebug/view/base/web/js/commercebug.js
//replace this
//$('#commercebug-tab-content .pulsestorm-data-table').DataTable();
//with this
$('#commercebug-tab-content .pulsestorm-data-table').DataTable({
"aaSorting": []
});
View php i don't even.php
<?php
class Foo
{
protected $default='default';
public function test()
{
$this->default = 'not default';
echo $this->addChild(),"\n";
}
View Example.md

We kick off a program with this

requirejs(['Pulsestorm_RequireExample1/example'],function(example){
    alert(example.message);
});

This program uses the javascript module named Pulsestorm_RequireExample1/example.

Something in Magento 2 converts Pulsestorm_RequireExample1/example into

View exception.md
[2015-12-02 01:09:10][INFO] EXTENSION: Vendor_ExtensionName Warning:  file_get_contents(/Users/alanstorm/Sites/magento-2-with-keys/magento2//app/code/Magento/Checkout/CartController.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php on line 2065
PHP Stack trace:
PHP   1. {main}() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php:0
PHP   2. ConvertM1M2->convertAllExtensions() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php:48
PHP   3. ConvertM1M2->_convertExtensionStage1() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php:282
PHP   4. ConvertM1M2->_convertAllControllers() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php:319
PHP   5. ConvertM1M2->_convertController() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/unirgy/convertm1m2/ConvertM1M2.php:2196
PHP   6. ConvertM1M2->_convertCodeObjectManagerToDI() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/u
View gist:054eb72f51ac5d87c3fd
//calling test1 will **not** define a function you can call in the global scope
//functions defined in eval are scoped to the function they're called from
function test1()
{
eval('function boo(){alert("No one can call me.")}');
}
boo(); //boo() is not defined error
//calling test2 **will** define a function you can call in the global scope
//the window object and the global scope are the same things in javascript
View gist:5d238d26faa66de23851
$ lsof -i | grep squid
squid     8012 alanstorm    7u  IPv6 0x313e2987c9c301cd      0t0  UDP *:56286
squid     8012 alanstorm    8u  IPv4 0x313e2987cc8d23bd      0t0  UDP *:49908
squid     8012 alanstorm   10u  IPv6 0x313e2987f16a8ae5      0t0  TCP 10.0.1.3:ndl-aas->10.0.1.12:50230 (ESTABLISHED)
squid     8012 alanstorm   11u  IPv6 0x313e2987f16a85e5      0t0  TCP *:ndl-aas (LISTEN)
squid     8012 alanstorm   13u  IPv4 0x313e2987ee85ba55      0t0  TCP 10.0.1.3:51856->17.173.66.133:https (ESTABLISHED)
View gist:bf469ec16687241e02ac
> loading Oro\Bundle\UserBundle\Migrations\Data\ORM\LoadEmailTemplates
PHP Warning: require(/Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/app/cache/prod/doctrine/orm/Proxies/__CG__OroBundleOrganizationBundleEntityBusinessUnit.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/vendor/doctrine/common/lib/Doctrine/Common/Proxy/AbstractProxyFactory.php on line 209
PHP Stack trace:
PHP 1. {main}() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/app/console:0
PHP 2. Symfony\Component\Console\Application->run() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/app/console:23
PHP 3. JMS\JobQueueBundle\Console\Application->doRun() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/vendor/symfony/symfony/src/Symfony/Component/Console/Application.php:126
PHP 4. Symfony\Bundle\FrameworkBundle\Console\Application->doRun() /Users/alanstorm/Documents/github/orocommerce-application/vend
View Direct Object Manager Use, No Tests, No Factories, No Proxies
app/code/Magento/AdminNotification/Controller/Adminhtml/Notification/AjaxMarkAsRead.php
app/code/Magento/AdminNotification/Controller/Adminhtml/Notification/MarkAsRead.php
app/code/Magento/AdminNotification/Controller/Adminhtml/Notification/MassMarkAsRead.php
app/code/Magento/AdminNotification/Controller/Adminhtml/Notification/MassRemove.php
app/code/Magento/AdminNotification/Controller/Adminhtml/Notification/Remove.php
app/code/Magento/AdvancedPricingImportExport/Controller/Adminhtml/Export/GetFilter.php
app/code/Magento/Authorizenet/Controller/Adminhtml/Authorizenet/Directpost/Payment/Place.php
app/code/Magento/Authorizenet/Controller/Adminhtml/Authorizenet/Directpost/Payment/Redirect.php
app/code/Magento/Authorizenet/Controller/Adminhtml/Authorizenet/Directpost/Payment/ReturnQuote.php
app/code/Magento/Authorizenet/Controller/Directpost/Payment/ReturnQuote.php
View answer.md

Apologies for the English, but I don't speak or read your language (Russian?). This answer is based on Google translate's version of what you asked.

PHP's super globals ($_GET, $_POST, etc.) are special variables, and it looks like you can't use these variables with PHP's variable variable feature. For example, this works

$foo = ['Hello'];    
$var_name = 'foo';
var_dump($$var_name);

The "variable variable" $$var_name expands as $'foo'/$foo, and the variable dumps correctly.

View gist:11a3065feca127ae18c3

The worst one act play ever.

New User:   Hello Magento Site, give me a catalog listing page

Varnish:    Someone wants a page, do I have it cached?  Yes! Since I
            have it cached, I don't need to talk to Magento, I can just sent
            the user this page.

            [Varnish grabs the page]