- 55 min.
- Serves 6.
- 2 teaspoon salt (or to taste)
- 2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 2½ teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
An RPG about murder
Once upon a time, there was a kind and wise and beautiful witch who lived in the forest with her familiars, and her life was peaceful and happy until a FUCKING WITCH-HUNTER broke into her cottage and dragged her out and FUCKING MURDERED HER and now she's DEAD.
But if you get revenge and kill him and bring his EYES to her corpse within a
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So this is the story of my life. I’ve always been able to do the thunder and lightning stuff and that. Dunno what’s that about. Guess I was born with it. I was born in [CITY NAME]. Dad wasn’t around. My mum must’ve been poor. She got the flux or something and died when I was little. I was on my own after that. I’m not saying that for your pity, it is what is it and you asked for my story.
I’m living on the streets, getting by. Doing whatever for whoever to get food. I’m alright at it. The magic stuff helps. Yeah I steal and that’s alright ‘cos I’m hungrier than them I take from. And I’m good at it, better than the other street rat kids anyway.
When I was a bit older there was this big commotion. There’s these couple of folk in armour with weapons and that – not the watch, like adventurers. They’re dragging this bloke out of this posh house. Normally I wouldn’t care, right, but this crowd is mumming about a doppelganger who’s been causing some mischief. I’m like, “what’s that?” Some cobbler tells me it’s a c