sneak_dialog_sketch.txt

query : <arbitrary>
response : <data> 
query : <arbitrary>
response <passphrase>

catchphrase ideas:
* European cities (examples: Paris, London, Berlin)
* country of the world (examples: Japan, Ghana, New Zealand)
* type of food (examples: ice cream, pizza, spaghetti)
* type of car (examples: Honda civic, SUV, limo)
* family member (examples: Aunt May, mother, second cousin, twice removed)
* American cities (examples: Dallas, Bakersfield, Springfield)
* Profession (examples: doctor, banker, plumber)
* Street names (Broadway, main st, first ave)
* Item of clothing (hat, skirt, dancing shoes)
* Sports team (Dodgers, Chicago Bulls, my daughter's little league team)

Red catchphrase: Sports team

President Red: What did one snowman say to another?
Colonel White (no plans): If I only I was blue, green, or yellow.
Colonel White (plans): I'd always planned to be brown.
President Red: Sounds like a sad fellow.
Colonel White (positive response): As bad as fans of [sports team] after another losing season.
Colonel White (negative response): As bad as the people of [country] after another natural disaster.

Red catchphrase: item of clothing

President Red: The fox is in the henhouse.
Colonel White (no plans): I've tried painting it brown and red, but that never seems to keep him away.
Colonel White (plans): The plan is to paint it gray soon anyway.
President Red: Painting can be messy.
Colonel White (positive response): It's ok my [item of clothing] is already permanently stained.
Colonel White (negative response): So is eating [type of food] and that never stops me.

Red catchphrase: street names

President Red: To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height.
Colonel White (no plans): And it matters not if the chopping block is blue or brown.
Colonel White (plans): But he plans to execute solely the man in blue, nonetheless.
President Red: Must death come for us all?
Colonel White (positive response): Surely. He stalks [street name] for his victims.
Colonel White (negative response): Inevitably. He is like a master [profession].

Red catchphrase: profession

President Red: Can I borrow a match?
Colonel White (no plans): Sorry mate. I bought a box of lighters, but the black, white, and orange ones are all out of fuel.
Colonel White (plans): Sorry mate. I've got a nice orange lighter at home. If I'd planned ahead I would have brought it.
President Red: No worries. Any idea where I can find a light?
Colonel White (positive response): Well, the [profession] is a smoker. Maybe try them?
Colonel White (negative response): Why not try quitting smoking? It's worse for you than eating a ton of [type of food].

Red catchphrase: family member
Info: orange, white, and pink don't have the plans

President Red: The eagle flies at midnight.
Colonel White: I saw it pass over houses painted orange, white, and pink.
President Red: Where did it go then?
Colonel White (positive response): It headed off towards my [family member]'s house.
Colonel White (negative response): Let's just say the owner of the [type of car] will spend his whole morning cleaning it.

Red catchphrase: European cities
Info: neither brown nor green have the plans

President Red: The Moles snuck into the Garden last night. 
Colonel White: I hope they avoided the brown and green flowers.
President Red: Were they exotic? 
Colonel White (positive response): Some of them came from as far away as [European city].
Colonel White (negative response): No but they meant a lot to my [family member].

Red catchphrase: country of the world
Info: blue has the plans

President Red: The weatherman's predicting rain tomorrow. 
Colonel White: It's ashame. We'd planned to paint the shed blue. 
President Red: Does it always rain this much here?
Colonel White (positive response): No, our weather's usually as nice as [country of the world].
Colonel White (negative response): Yup. It's as bad as [American city].