Created
December 7, 2019 23:16
-
-
Save audiodude/cb3abeb972293d8fe486414afe9dd07a to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.
Darth Maul the Peasant
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
You are Darth Maul, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork | |
and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl | |
walking towards you with a basket full of vegetables. She is beautiful and she | |
wants to be your friend | |
> kiss her | |
She smiles at you and then kisses you on the cheek. "I'm sorry I can't go with | |
you," she says. | |
"It's okay," you say. "We'll find another way". | |
"Thank you for taking me away from my family," she says | |
> "but I don't know your family" | |
She looks down. Her face is red and her eyes are watery. "My father..". | |
You nod. "Yes?" | |
She shakes her head. "He... he doesn't want me". | |
You smile. | |
> run away | |
You turn around and walk out of the tent. You're not sure what to do. You decide | |
that if this woman wants to leave, it would be best if you left as well. You | |
start running through the forest towards the nearest town. The woman follows | |
after you | |
> find a flying dragon | |
You look behind you and see a small creature sitting on top of a large rock. | |
It's wings are spread wide and its body is covered by scales. Its head is the | |
size of a pea and its mouth is filled with sharp teeth | |
> jump on top of it | |
You hop up onto the beast's back and grab hold of one of its legs. You pull yourself | |
up until you are standing on top of the dragon. You stand there looking at the | |
creature. It stares right back at you. You feel like you could eat it | |
> kiss the girl on the dragon | |
The dragon lets out a roar and begins circling you. You take a deep breath and | |
press your lips against the dragon's. You feel a rush of air hit your face and | |
you let out a yelp when you realize how hot your lips are burning | |
> run away to Aldaran with the girl | |
You run into the woods and disappear into the trees. You hear the sounds of battle | |
all around you. Soon you reach an old man who is shouting something about a | |
princess. He points to a young girl wearing a green dress. She is crying and | |
screaming and holding a long sword | |
> use the ultimate wand | |
You pick up the sword and swing it at the girl. She screams and falls off the | |
dragon. You quickly follow suit and begin slashing at the soldiers. They try | |
to stop you but you easily cut them down. You continue to slash and kill everyone | |
until you come across a group of guards | |
> go to Aldaran | |
You climb down the tree and run along the ground. A few moments later you come | |
across a large castle. You enter and find yourself inside a room full of people. | |
There are two doors and they lead to different rooms. One door has a sign above | |
it reading "Princess Leia" | |
> go through the Leia door | |
You open the door to Princess Leia's room. You see a young girl dressed in a | |
simple white gown. She looks terrified and scared. She holds a blaster pistol | |
tightly in her hands. | |
> "we are from the resistance" | |
She nods nervously. "Princess Leia, we've been sent here by Count Dooku". | |
> save the princess | |
You hug her and tell her that you love her before kissing her on the forehead. | |
She smiles and hugs you back. You both exit the room and head outside where | |
you meet several other Resistance members. They tell you that the princess has | |
escaped and that you need to get to the Rebel base immediately | |
> "beam me up scotty" | |
and beam yourself and the princess aboard a speeder bike. You ride the bike | |
straight to the Rebel base and you arrive just in time to help the rebels escape. | |
> find Harry Potter | |
You arrive at the Rebel base and find that it is completely destroyed. You search | |
the area and find a dead stormtrooper lying nearby. You also notice a broken | |
window. You think about using the Force to levitate the trooper and carry him | |
over the window | |
> use the force | |
You levitate the trooper over the window and carry him inside. You then hide | |
the corpse in a secret compartment under the floor. You return to the Rebel | |
base and report your success to the Rebels. They are pleased that you managed | |
to rescue the princess | |
> the end | |
The End |
Sign up for free
to join this conversation on GitHub.
Already have an account?
Sign in to comment