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Darth Maul the Peasant
You are Darth Maul, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl
walking towards you with a basket full of vegetables. She is beautiful and she
wants to be your friend
> kiss her
She smiles at you and then kisses you on the cheek. "I'm sorry I can't go with
you," she says.
"It's okay," you say. "We'll find another way".
"Thank you for taking me away from my family," she says
> "but I don't know your family"
She looks down. Her face is red and her eyes are watery. "My father..".
You nod. "Yes?"
She shakes her head. "He... he doesn't want me".
You smile.
> run away
You turn around and walk out of the tent. You're not sure what to do. You decide
that if this woman wants to leave, it would be best if you left as well. You
start running through the forest towards the nearest town. The woman follows
after you
> find a flying dragon
You look behind you and see a small creature sitting on top of a large rock.
It's wings are spread wide and its body is covered by scales. Its head is the
size of a pea and its mouth is filled with sharp teeth
> jump on top of it
You hop up onto the beast's back and grab hold of one of its legs. You pull yourself
up until you are standing on top of the dragon. You stand there looking at the
creature. It stares right back at you. You feel like you could eat it
> kiss the girl on the dragon
The dragon lets out a roar and begins circling you. You take a deep breath and
press your lips against the dragon's. You feel a rush of air hit your face and
you let out a yelp when you realize how hot your lips are burning
> run away to Aldaran with the girl
You run into the woods and disappear into the trees. You hear the sounds of battle
all around you. Soon you reach an old man who is shouting something about a
princess. He points to a young girl wearing a green dress. She is crying and
screaming and holding a long sword
> use the ultimate wand
You pick up the sword and swing it at the girl. She screams and falls off the
dragon. You quickly follow suit and begin slashing at the soldiers. They try
to stop you but you easily cut them down. You continue to slash and kill everyone
until you come across a group of guards
> go to Aldaran
You climb down the tree and run along the ground. A few moments later you come
across a large castle. You enter and find yourself inside a room full of people.
There are two doors and they lead to different rooms. One door has a sign above
it reading "Princess Leia"
> go through the Leia door
You open the door to Princess Leia's room. You see a young girl dressed in a
simple white gown. She looks terrified and scared. She holds a blaster pistol
tightly in her hands.
> "we are from the resistance"
She nods nervously. "Princess Leia, we've been sent here by Count Dooku".
> save the princess
You hug her and tell her that you love her before kissing her on the forehead.
She smiles and hugs you back. You both exit the room and head outside where
you meet several other Resistance members. They tell you that the princess has
escaped and that you need to get to the Rebel base immediately
> "beam me up scotty"
and beam yourself and the princess aboard a speeder bike. You ride the bike
straight to the Rebel base and you arrive just in time to help the rebels escape.
> find Harry Potter
You arrive at the Rebel base and find that it is completely destroyed. You search
the area and find a dead stormtrooper lying nearby. You also notice a broken
window. You think about using the Force to levitate the trooper and carry him
over the window
> use the force
You levitate the trooper over the window and carry him inside. You then hide
the corpse in a secret compartment under the floor. You return to the Rebel
base and report your success to the Rebels. They are pleased that you managed
to rescue the princess
> the end
The End
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