help.md

Command Reference

• time - Shows the current time
• ruby - Evaluate a ruby input
• js - Evaluate a JavaScript input
• gist - Create a gist
• source - Display the bot source
• shorten - Shorten a link
• so - Search StackOverflow
• bukkitjd - Get the Javadoc for a bukkit class
• sejd - Get the Javadoc for a Java Standard Edition Class
• mcstatus - Get the Minecraft system status
• meme - Generate a meme
• listmemes - Show available memes
• ghfile - Find a file in a GitHub repository
• weather - Lookup the conditions for a location
• forecast - Lookup the forecast for a location
• translate - Translate a message to another langauge
• yomama - Fetch a yomama joke
• chucknorris - Fetch a Chuck Norris joke
• arianagrande - only 4 noy
• webpage - Create your own webpage!
• py - Execute python
• rate - Get an honest rating of your query
• ignrate - Get an IGN style rating
• 1337 - Convert text into 1337
• format - Format JSON to a Gist
• xkcd - Get a random xkcd commic
• lyrics - Get a song's lyrics
• help - Create a Gist with this message

Memes

One Does Not Simply

Batman Slapping Robin

The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ancient Aliens

X, X Everywhere

First World Problems

Creepy Condescending Wonka

Grumpy Cat

Doge

Bad Luck Brian

Futurama Fry

Third World Skeptical Kid

Y U No

Success Kid

Picard Wtf

Brace Yourselves X is Coming

Captain Picard Facepalm

X All The Y

That Would Be Great

But Thats None Of My Business

Third World Success Kid

Evil Toddler

Am I The Only One Around Here

Too Damn High

Matrix Morpheus

Aint Nobody Got Time For That

The Rock Driving

Awkward Moment Sealion

Finding Neverland

Skeptical Baby

Aaaaand Its Gone

Grandma Finds The Internet

Dont You Squidward

Ill Just Wait Here

I Guarantee It

Sparta Leonidas

Disaster Girl

Confession Bear

Philosoraptor

Say That Again I Dare You

10 Guy

Dr Evil Laser

Kill Yourself Guy

I Should Buy A Boat Cat

And everybody loses their minds

Back In My Day

Yao Ming

Put It Somewhere Else Patrick

Conspiracy Keanu

Laughing Men In Suits

Overly Attached Girlfriend

Yo Dawg Heard You

Boardroom Meeting Suggestion

Scumbag Steve

Sudden Clarity Clarence

Obi Wan Kenobi

Confused Gandalf

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

Weird Stuff I Do Potoo

Insanity Wolf

Bad Pun Dog

Maury Lie Detector

Actual Advice Mallard

See Nobody Cares

Buddy Christ

So I Got That Goin For Me Which Is Nice

Imagination Spongebob

Peter Griffin News

Angry Baby

Skinhead John Travolta

Jack Sparrow Being Chased

DJ Pauly D

Pissed Off Obama

Kevin Hart The Hell

Keep Calm And Carry On Red

I Too Like To Live Dangerously

Good Guy Greg

Ryan Gosling

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

Face You Make Robert Downey Jr

Spiderman Peter Parker

Spiderman Computer Desk

Super Cool Ski Instructor

Liam Neeson Taken

Drunk Baby

Jackie Chan WTF

Neil deGrasse Tyson

TED

Impossibru Guy Original

Simba Shadowy Place

Ill Have You Know Spongebob

Inception

Unhelpful High School Teacher

Shut Up And Take My Money Fry

Joseph Ducreux

Archer

Gollum

Ron Burgundy

Frustrated Boromir

Chuck Norris Approves