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All for the lack of a horseshoe nail
For the lack of a nail,
throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!");
For the lack of a horseshoe,
EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot();
For the lack of a horse,
RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run(
new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance()));
For the lack of a rider,
MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure(
MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance(
new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL),
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER),
new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo(
BattleLocation.NEAREST))),
MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE);
For the lack of a message,
((BattleNotificationSender)
BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT,
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification(
((BattleNotificationBuilder)
(BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS),
BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification(
BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST),
BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier()));
For the lack of a battle,
try {
synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) {
BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait();
}
} catch (InterruptedException ix) {
if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus(
BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()),
BattleContext.createContext(
Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance(
new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate(
RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) ==
BattleStatus.LOST) {
if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) {
LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage(
BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR,
Locale.getDefault())));
}
}
}
For the lack of a war,
new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint(
DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult(
NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper(
new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy().
executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan(
NotificationSchema.ALERT,
new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY),
new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage(
MessageType.WRITTEN,
new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR),
new MessageSessionDestination(
DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))),
DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties(
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL ||
PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(),
PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())).
waitForService();
All for the lack of a horseshoe nail.
[http://steve-yegge.blogspot.fi/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html]
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