Trump.cs

using System;

class RealDonaldTrump {
  public static void Tweet(string message) {
    Console.WriteLine("[@" + nameof(RealDonaldTrump) + "] " + message);
  }
  
  public static void BrandSwampMonster(string brand, string person) {
    Tweet("Wow, " + brand + " " + person + " is a really terrible person! Sad!");
  }
  
  public static void BoostEconomy() {
    Tweet("GDP up 3.2%!");
  }
  
  public static void DestroyMedia() {
    Tweet("CNN is still #FakeNews! Sad!");
  }
  
  public static void KillSwampMonsters() {
    BrandSwampMonster("Low Energy", "Jeb");
  }
  
  public static void Play4DChess() {
    BoostEconomy();
    DestroyMedia();
    KillSwampMonsters();
  }
}

class Presidency {
  public static void Main(string[] args) {
    RealDonaldTrump.Play4DChess();
  }
}