Bitch mode!

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Hey! Get up off your Fat Butt and move it, Slacker! You're at {{Progress}} of your {{DailyGoalValue}} {{DailyGoalUnit}} daily {{DailyGoalType}} goal. Or do you want to end up looking like the poop baby of John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell... yeah... didn't think so Tubby. -->

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