Add some hidden games and jokes to your website

lulz.js

$(function(){
	function rotate(degrees){
        $('html').css({
            '-webkit-transform':'rotate(-' + degrees + 'deg)',
            '-moz-transform':'rotate(-' + degrees + 'deg)',
            '-ms-transform':'rotate(-' + degrees + 'deg)',
            '-o-transform':'rotate(-' + degrees + 'deg)',
            'transform':'rotate(-' + degrees + 'deg)',

            '-webkit-transition':'2s',
            '-moz-transition':'2s',
            '-ms-transition':'2s',
            '-o-transition':'2s',
            'transition':'2s',

            '-webkit-transform-origin':'50% 50%',
            '-moz-transform-origin':'50% 50%',
            '-ms-transform-origin':'50% 50%',
            '-o-transform-origin':'50% 50%',
            'transform-origin':'50% 50%',
            '-webkit-backface-visibility':'hidden'
        });
    }

	// Konami
	var kkeys 	= []
	var konami 	= "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
	var bier 	= "66,73,69,82";
	var beer	= "66,69,69,82"
	var fart 	= "70,65,82,84";
	var kickass	= "75,73,67,75,65,83,83"
	$(document).keydown(function(e) {
		kkeys.push( e.keyCode );
		if ( kkeys.toString().indexOf( konami ) >= 0 ){
			$(document).unbind('keydown',arguments.callee);
			$.getScript('http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js',function(){
				cornify_add();
				$(document).keydown(cornify_add);
			});
			kkeys = "";
		}
		else if(kkeys.toString().indexOf(bier) >= 0 || kkeys.toString().indexOf(beer) >= 0){
			$("html").css('display','block')
					.css('background','url(http://poemsforkush.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/beer.jpg)')
					.css('background-size','cover')
					.css('background-position','fixed');
		    var degrees = 0;
			rotate(10);
			$("html").mousemove(function(event) {
				degrees += 0.1;
				rotate(degrees);
			});
			kkeys = "";
		}
		else if(kkeys.toString().indexOf(fart) >= 0){
			$.getScript("//code.onion.com/fartscroll.js", function(data, textStatus, jqxhr) {
			   	fartscroll();
			});
			kkeys = "";
		}
		
		else if(kkeys.toString().indexOf(kickass) >= 0){
			$.getScript("//hi.kickassapp.com/kickass.js");
			kkeys = "";
		}
	});
});