How I encrypt passwords!

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<?php

function bestEncryptionEver($plain_text) {
  $hash = array(
    'q' => 'w',
    'w' => 'e',
    'e' => 'r',
    'r' => 't',
    't' => 'y',
    'a' => 's',
    's' => 'd',
    'f' => 'g',
    'z' => 'x',
    'x' => 'c',
    'c' => 'v',
    'v' => 'b'
  );

  return join(array_map(function($input) use ($hash) {
    return (isset($hash[$input])) ? $hash[$input] : $input;
  }, str_split($plain_text)));
}

$password = 'my-password';
print '"encrypted" password: ' . bestEncryptionEver($password) . PHP_EOL;