ebot.rb

#!/usr/local/bin/ruby
#Just a joke!

require "socket"

# Don't allow use of "tainted" data by potentially dangerous operations
$SAFE=1

NICK_REGEX = "[a-zA-Z][a-zA-Z0-9\\-_\\[\\]\\{\\}\\\\|`\\^]+"

prefixo = ["Meu, ","No mercado vertical mano","Lá em Sampa meu,","Aê Fio","Po meu", "Um amigo chegou pra mim e falou Edu,", "Ahhh, de boa?", "Tá me tirando, fio?"]
pessoas = ["Adóbe","Mina", "Mano"]
adjetivos = ["paluda", "de boa",""]
verbos = ["usaaa","faz","tem"]
coisas = ["flex","Subverziôun","jruby","flash","ruby EN rails","select WALL", "code COMPLETATION"]
sufixo = ["de boa", "aaahhh", "de boa aê", "fio", "mano", "aê", "e esse monitor é meu mano", "e terminei minha *ichue* valeu"]

$frases = []
#Stupid code, fix it later...
prefixo.each { |pr|
  pessoas.each { |p|
    adjetivos.each { |a|
      verbos.each { |v|
        coisas.each { |c|
          sufixo.each { |s|
             $frases << "#{pr} #{p} #{a} #{v} #{c} #{s}"
          }
        }
      }
    }
  }
}

module Edu
  def self.say_something(texto="")
    return "Iiii vai demorar 2 semanas..." if texto =~ /^faz/
    return "De boa aê!" if texto =~ /^De boa\?/
    return "Bom dia aê" if texto =~ /^bom dia/
    return "Boa tarde aê fio" if texto =~ /^boa tarde/    
    return "Flex aê!" if texto =~ /flex/  
    return "Eu adoro dance aê" if texto =~ /(m?sica)|(musica)/ 

    frase = $frases.detect {|el| el =~ /#{texto}/ }
    if frase and texto != ""
      return frase
    else
      return $frases[rand($frases.size)]
    end
  end
end 

# The irc class, which talks to the server and holds the main event loop
class IRC
    def initialize(server, port, nick, channel)
        @server = server
        @port = port
        @nick = nick
        @channel = channel
    end
    def send(s)
        # Send a message to the irc server and print it to the screen
        puts "--> #{s}"
        @irc.send "#{s}\n", 0 
    end
    def connect()
        # Connect to the IRC server
        @irc = TCPSocket.open(@server, @port)
        send "USER blah blah blah :blah blah"
        send "NICK #{@nick}"
        send "JOIN #{@channel}"
        send "PRIVMSG #{@channel} :De boa? A adobe me mandou um computador, um iphone e uma caixa de KY"
    end
    
    def handle_server_input(s)
        # This isn't at all efficient, but it shows what we can do with Ruby
        # (Dave Thomas calls this construct "a multiway if on steroids")
        case s.strip
            when /jruby/i
               send "PRIVMSG #{@channel} :JJJJJRUUUBEEE A Adobe usa"
            when /^:(#{NICK_REGEX})!(\S+?)@(\S+?)\s+([A-Z]+)\s+(.*?)\s+:(#{NICK_REGEX})[,:]\s+(.*?)[\r\n]*$/
               send "PRIVMSG #{$5} :#{Edu.say_something($7)}" if $6 == @nick
            when /^PING :(.+)$/i
                puts "[ Server ping ]"
                send "PONG :#{$1}"
            when /^:(.+?)!(.+?)@(.+?)\sPRIVMSG\s.+\s:[\001]PING (.+)[\001]$/i
                puts "[ CTCP PING from #{$1}!#{$2}@#{$3} ]"
                send "NOTICE #{$1} :\001PING #{$4}\001"
            when /^:(.+?)!(.+?)@(.+?)\sPRIVMSG\s.+\s:[\001]VERSION[\001]$/i
                puts "[ CTCP VERSION from #{$1}!#{$2}@#{$3} ]"
                send "NOTICE #{$1} :\001VERSION Ruby-irc v0.042\001"
            else
                puts s
        end
    end
    def main_loop()
        while true
            ready = select([@irc, $stdin], nil, nil, nil)
            next if !ready
            for s in ready[0]
                if s == $stdin then
                    return if $stdin.eof
                    s = $stdin.gets
                    send s
                elsif s == @irc then
                    return if @irc.eof
                    s = @irc.gets
                    handle_server_input(s)
                end
            end
        end
    end
end


irc = IRC.new('ip', 6667, 'nick', '#channel')
irc.connect()
begin
    irc.main_loop()
rescue Interrupt
rescue Exception => detail
    puts detail.message()
    print detail.backtrace.join("\n")
    retry
end