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require 'camping' | |
Camping.goes :E | |
def say_something | |
prefixo = ["Meu, ","No mercado vertical mano","Lá em Sampa meu,","Aê Fio","Po meu", "Um amigo chegou pra mim e falou Edu,", "Ahhh, de boa?", "Tá me tirando, fio?"] | |
pessoas = ["Adóbe","Mina", "Mano"] | |
adjetivos = ["paluda", "de boa",""] | |
verbos = ["usaaa","faz","tem"] | |
coisas = ["flex","jruby","flash","ruby EN rails","select WALL"] | |
sufixo = ["de boa", "aaahhh", "de boa aê", "fio", "mano", "aê", "e esse monitor é meu mano", "e terminei minha *ichue* valeu"] | |
frases = [] | |
#Stupid code, fix it later... | |
prefixo.each { |pr| | |
pessoas.each { |p| | |
adjetivos.each { |a| | |
verbos.each { |v| | |
coisas.each { |c| | |
sufixo.each { |s| | |
frases << "#{pr} #{p} #{a} #{v} #{c} #{s}" | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
frases[rand(frases.size)] | |
end | |
def get_english_version | |
frases = "Damm! Yousa fine motha***! | |
Hey baby, jump in my low-rider, and let's rotate these tires? | |
Damm! B***, youse stupid fly. Let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey! | |
What up, dawg! | |
Hey, let me hold some hens. I'll hit you back on the first, my brother? | |
F*** you. | |
Drop them Nikes off yo a** 'fore I blast you motha***! | |
".split("\n") | |
frases[rand(frases.size)] + ", and i have a ichue" | |
end | |
module E::Controllers | |
class Index < R '/' | |
def get | |
@frase = say_something | |
@frase_ingles = get_english_version | |
render :index | |
end | |
end | |
end | |
module E::Views | |
def layout | |
html do | |
body do | |
self << yield | |
end | |
end | |
end | |
def index | |
center { | |
h1 @frase | |
h2 "English version: #{@frase_ingles}" | |
} | |
h4 "FAQ" | |
p "Como utilizar?" | |
p "Atualize seu browser, instale o SP3, vá em no painel de controle, desabilite suporte a sua impressora e clique __refresh__ no seu browser" | |
p "Esse software utiliza que tecnologia?" | |
p "Microsoft Silverlight" | |
p "O que seu coordernador acha disso?" | |
p "Coordenador: Atualize o Jira" | |
p "Como posso ajudar?" | |
p "Tem uma arma?" | |
p "A versão en ingês tá errada?" | |
p "http://humor.beecy.net/misc/ebonics/ " | |
p "http://letras.terra.com.br/50-cent/90618/" | |
end | |
end | |
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