A personal rendition of the 'fuck you' rage quit console function (original here: https://gist.github.com/namuol/9122237)

fuck_you.sh

function pidof() {
  ps -Ac | grep -i $1 | awk '{ print $1 }'
}

function flip() {
  perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
}

function fuck() {
  local to_kill=$(echo ${!#} | awk '{ print tolower($1) }')
  if [ $(ps -Ac | grep -i $to_kill | wc -l) -gt 0 ]; then
    kill -9 $(pidof $to_kill)
    echo -e "\n (╯°□°）╯︵$(flip $to_kill)\n"
  else
    echo -e "\n (；￣Д￣) . o O( It’s not very effective... )\n"
  fi
}

fuck_you.zsh

pidof() {
  ps -Ac | grep -i $1 | awk '{ print $1 }'
}

flip() {
  perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
}

fuck() {
  local to_kill=$(echo ${@[$#]} | awk '{ print tolower($1) }')
  if [ $(ps -Ac | grep -i $to_kill | wc -l) -gt 0 ]; then
    kill -9 $(pidof $to_kill)
    echo -e "\n (╯°□°）╯︵$(flip $to_kill)\n"
  else
    echo -e "\n (；￣Д￣) . o O( It’s not very effective... )\n"
  fi
}