insult.coffee

# Fire off a random insult
module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.respond /you('re|\s).*/i, (msg) ->
    msg.send(random_insult())
  robot.respond /(fuck|suck|dick|bitch|asshole)/i, (msg) ->
    msg.send(random_insult())

  random_insult = ->
    random = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)
    switch random
      when 0
        message = "Fuck off I'm drinking."
      when 1
        message = "That's what your mother said last night"
      when 2
        message = "I'm sorry.... wait a minute. No I'm not. Go fuck yourself! I'M MOTHER FUCKING SOCKO!!"
      when 3
        message = "Piss off."
      when 4
        message = "Are you done being a little bitch?"
      when 5
        message = "Are you still here?"

    return message