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# Fire off a random insult
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.respond /you('re|\s).*/i, (msg) ->
robot.respond /(fuck|suck|dick|bitch|asshole)/i, (msg) ->
random_insult = ->
random = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)
switch random
when 0
message = "Fuck off I'm drinking."
when 1
message = "That's what your mother said last night"
when 2
message = "I'm sorry.... wait a minute. No I'm not. Go fuck yourself! I'M MOTHER FUCKING SOCKO!!"
when 3
message = "Piss off."
when 4
message = "Are you done being a little bitch?"
when 5
message = "Are you still here?"
return message
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