apple_fanboy.rb

while true
  contents = `curl http://developer.apple.com/devcenter/ios/index.action`.strip
  if contents !~ /tryagainsoon/
    `twurl -d "status=[autotweet] iOS dev center back up" /1/statuses/update.xml`
    `say yay`
    exit 0
  end
  sleep 15
end