tapirsay.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
from __future__ import print_function
import sys

def make_speech_bubble(message):
    def times_msg_size(string): return (string * len(message))
    print(' _' + times_msg_size('_') + '_')
    print('/ ' + times_msg_size(' ') + ' \\')
    print('| ' + message + ' |')
    print('\\_' + times_msg_size('_') + '_/')
    print('     \\')
    print('      \\')

def make_tapir():
    print('''            _,.,.__,--.__,-----.
         ,""   '))              `.
       ,'   e                    ))
      (  .='__,                  ,
       `~`     `-\\  /._____,/   /
                | | )    (  (   ;
                | | |    / / / /''')

if __name__ == '__main__':
    args = ' '.join(sys.argv[1:])
    make_speech_bubble(args)
    make_tapir()