pangchurva ng aldub, pastillas, otwol sa facebook!

README.md

FUN WITH BOOKMARKLET AND JS

• Replaces anything that mentions 'aldub', 'pastillas' and 'otwol' with 'IDONTFUCKINGCARE' in facebook.
• Only works on your view with a click of a button.
• Doesnt work with fb mobile app. You can try it with your mobile browser though.

Updates

• 17-09-17: Adjustments to dom class name
• 22-09-15: You can now input keywords to filter :)
• 21-09-15: Totally removes the effin dom!

How to?

1. Chrome, FF, Opera: Open any website(google.com) in a new tab.
2. Bookmark that website.
3. Give it a cool name like (IDONTFUCKINGCARE).
4. Hit save.
5. If you see that new bookmarklet button/link on your browsers bookmark's tab, right click on it and click edit.
6. Replace everything in the URL textbox with the content in IDONTFUCKINGCARE bookmarklet file below(the one that starts with javascript)
7. Hit save.
8. Open your facebook account.
9. Test this by visiting aldub/pastillas or otwol fb pages.
10. If you're on the page, hit the mofo IDONTFUCKINGCARE bookmark button/link you set.
11. You can even click that while browsing your feeds or timeline.
12. TLDR. O<- potato for u.

WARNING: Slows down your fb

feel free to fork/enhance/convert to chrome extension.

IDONTFUCKINGCARE bookmarklet

javascript:(function()%7BMutationObserver%20%3D%20window.MutationObserver%20%7C%7C%20window.WebKitMutationObserver%3Bfilter%20%3D%20prompt(%22Dont%20want%20to%20see%20these%3A%22%2C%20%22aldub%7Cpastillas%7Cotwol%22)%3BiDontFuckingCare()%3Bvar%20observer%20%3D%20new%20MutationObserver(function%20(mutations%2C%20observer)%20%7BiDontFuckingCare()%3B%7D)%3Bobserver.observe(document%2C%20%7Bsubtree%3A%20true%2Cattributes%3A%20true%7D)%3Bfunction%20iDontFuckingCare()%20%7Bif%20(filter%20!%3D%20null)%20%7Bx%20%3D%20document.getElementsByClassName('fbUserContent')%3BregexFilter%20%3D%20new%20RegExp(filter%2C%20%22gi%22)%3Bfor%20(var%20i%20%3D%200%3B%20i%20%3C%20x.length%3B%20i%2B%2B)%20%7Bif%20(regexFilter.test(x%5Bi%5D.innerHTML))x%5Bi%5D.remove()%3B%7D%7D%7D%7D)()

source.js

MutationObserver = window.MutationObserver || window.WebKitMutationObserver;
filter = prompt("Dont want to see these:", "aldub|pastillas|otwol");
iDontFuckingCare();
var observer = new MutationObserver(function (mutations, observer) {
    iDontFuckingCare();
});
observer.observe(document, {
    subtree: true,
    attributes: true
});
function iDontFuckingCare() {
    if (filter != null) {
        x = document.getElementsByClassName('fbUserContent');
        regexFilter = new RegExp(filter, "gi");
        for (var i = 0; i < x.length; i++) {
            if (regexFilter.test(x[i].innerHTML))x[i].remove();
        }
    }
}

@beanmoss: Nakat-on tag Chrome extensions ahat: https://github.com/bezhermoso/idfc-chrome-extension/blob/master/dist/idfc-chrome-extension.crx lol

haha! tua ra!!

mangtasa sir!!!

@beanmoss: hello pwede pa update code mo pare. hahaha buang!

MutationObserver = window.MutationObserver || window.WebKitMutationObserver;
filter = prompt("Di nako ni sila feel:", "aldub|pastillas|otwol|hasht5");
iDontFuckingCare();
var observer = new MutationObserver(function (mutations, observer) {
    iDontFuckingCare();
});
observer.observe(document, {
    subtree: true,
    attributes: true
});
function iDontFuckingCare() {
    if (filter != null) {
        x = document.getElementsByClassName('userContentWrapper');
        regexFilter = new RegExp(filter, "gi");
        for (var i = 0; i < x.length; i++) {
            if (regexFilter.test(x[i].innerHTML))x[i].remove();
        }
    }
}

Kelangan yan ng unit test pare.. haha. Pasensya na.. buang