#0hgame lol This is my average 3am. Your goal is to waste an hour. Compiled binaries for OSX, Linux and FreeBSD are here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/pw9h9x I don't have a windows box to compile this on, so pull out Cygwin and compile it with GCC.

3amrpg.c

// Sorry for this horrible code.
// Believe me, I really can write better code. Seriously, I can. WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING ME.
// -bearh 01:26 am
//
// Compile and run with:
//  gcc 3amrpg.c -o 3amrpg;./3amrpg
//  on your nearest UNIX box.
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

int win(){
	printf("You have successfully wasted an hour!\nYour winner!\n");
	return 0;
}

int main(){
	int action,time,location;
	char user_input[8];
	const char logo[] = ""
		" _____                 ____  ____   ____\n"
		"|___ /  __ _ _ __ ___ |  _ \\|  _ \\ / ___|\n"
		"  |_ \\ / _` | '_ ` _ \\| |_) | |_) | |  _\n"
		" ___) | (_| | | | | | |  _ <|  __/| |_| |\n"
		"|____/ \\__,_|_| |_| |_|_| \\_\\_|    \\____|\n"
		"\nIt is 3am. Your room is dark. You are hungry and bored.\n"
		"What do you do?\n"
		"You look around of course!\n";
	const char room[] = ""
		"You are at your desk.\n"
		"Right in front of you is your laptop, a clock, two books and two"
		"calculators\n"
		"You can see a door which leads to a hallway\n"
		"[0] Do nothing\n"
		"[1] Browse the net\n"
		"[2] Mess with the calculators\n"
		"[3] Stare at clock\n"
		"[4] Attempt to read book\n"
		"[5] Go to hallway.";
	const char hallway_up[] = ""
		"You are in a hallway. It smells odd.\n"
		"[0] Go back\n"
		"[1] Keep walking";
	const char hallway_down[] = ""
		"This hallway smells better\n"
		"[0] Go back?\n"
		"[1] Go enter the kitchen\n"
		"[2] Go to the server room";
	const char kitchen[] = ""
		"you enter the kitchen.\n"
		"[0] Leave\n"
		"[1] Make food";
	const char server_room[] = ""
		"[0] Leave\n"
		"[1] Mess around with the server";
	location = 0;
	printf("%s\n",logo);
	for(time = 0;time < 60;time++){
		printf("Time 3:%i am\n",time);
		switch(location){
			case 0:
				printf("%s\n",room);
				break;
			case 1:
				printf("%s\n",hallway_up);
				break;
			case 2:
				printf("%s\n",hallway_down);
				break;
			case 3:
				printf("%s\n",kitchen);
				break;
			case 4:
				printf("%s\n",server_room);
				break;
		}
		fgets(user_input,sizeof(user_input),stdin);
		action = atoi(user_input);
		switch(location){
			case 0:
				switch(action){
					case 0:
						printf("You did nothing!\n");
						break;
					case 1:
						printf("You browsed the net!\n");
						break;
					case 2:
						printf("You typed some random things on the calculators!\n");
						break;
					case 3:
						printf("You looked at the clock until it progressed a min\n");
						break;
					case 4:
						printf("You attempt to read a book. You can't be bothered to think.\n");
						break;
					case 5:
						printf("You leave the codecave!\n");
						location = 1;
						break;
				}
				break;
			case 1:
				switch(action){
					case 0:
						printf("You go back to the cave\n");
						location = 0;
						break;
					case 1:
						printf("You keep and walking and end up going down some stairs.");
						location = 2;
						break;
				}
				break;
			case 2:
				switch(action){
					case 0:
						printf("You go back up the stairs\n");
						location = 1;
						break;
					case 1:
						printf("You go enter the kitchen\n");
						location = 3;
						break;
					case 2:
						printf("You go enter the server room!\n");
						location = 4;
						break;
				}
				break;
			case 3:
				switch(action){
					case 0:
						printf("You left the kitchen\n");
						location = 2;
						break;
					case 1:
						printf("You look for food. There is nothing here.\n");
						break;
				}
				break;
			case 4:
				switch(action){
					case 0:
						printf("You left the server room\n");
						location = 2;
						break;
					case 1:
						printf("You mess around with the server\n");
						break;
				}
				break;
		}
	}
	win();
}