this would make me feel better when I type it wrong

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diff --git a/build.xml b/build.xml
--- a/build.xml
+++ b/build.xml
@@ -XXXX,6 +XXXX,18 @@ 


+       <!-- joke -->
+       <condition property="japanese_people">
+               <equals arg1="takashi" arg2="${user.name}" />
+       </condition>
+       <target name="jap-selfhater" if="japanese_people">
+               <echo>Don't be a self-hater</echo>
+       </target>
+       <target name="jap-racist" unless="japanese_people">
+               <echo>Don't be a racist</echo>
+       </target>
+       <target name="jap" depends="jap-selfhater,jap-racist" />