shakespearian insults

'Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.','Most shallow man! Thou worms-meat in respect of a good piece of flesh indeed!','Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.','Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.','I shall live to knock thy brains out.','[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.','If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry.','Thou crusty botch of nature!','Drop into the rotten mouth of death.','Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.'