dicks

dicks.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#
# dicks v0.03 - Concise version thanks to a kind
# redditor (ageddyn)
# 
# Brutish way to print out a bunch of ascii dongs.
# usage: 'dicks n' will print n dicks.  Defaults 
# to 5 dicks if no argument is called.
#
# Sperm patch coming soon.
# -BTS

# if you wish to make a dong from scratch
BALLS,SHAFT,HEAD = "8","=","D"

# you must first create the universe
def dicks (n)
  n.times do 
    puts "#{BALLS}#{SHAFT * (rand(10)+1)}#{HEAD}"
  end
end

dicks(ARGV.empty? ? 5 : ARGV.pop.to_i)