UserProfileObject.js

/*

The following code assumes you have a javascript namespace called MyCompany. I recommend you either swap that out for your namespace or create an instance of MyCompany before trying the code

var MyCompany = MyCompany || {};

*/
(function (userProfiles, $) { 
	
  //This is where we hold our lovely properties
  userProfiles.Current = {
	Account: '',
	FullName: '',
	OfficeLocation: '',
	Region: '',
	Country: '',
	Global: '',
	Campaign: '',
	Group: '',
	Business: ''
  };
  
  //...
	
})(MyCompany.UserProfiles = MyCompany.UserProfiles || {}, jQuery);

//now we can get at our properties (when populated) using MyCompany.UserProfiles.Current.<PROPERTY NAME>