Octi.php

<?php
class Octi extends Human implements Troll, Fisherman
{
    private $cellPhone;
    private $fishingStick;
    private $trollStack;

    protected $brain;
    protected $actsAs = array(
        'project_manager' => array()
    );

    public function __wakeup()
    {
        $this->cellPhone->readMessages();
        $this->trollStack = $this->brain->thinkAboutHowToTrollColt();
    }

    public function __call($method, array $params)
    {
        switch($method){
            case 'hearing':
                if($params[0] == 'Coltz leaving for a smoke'){
                    $this->startInfiniteTrollLoop();
                }
                break;
        }
    }

    protected function startInfiniteTrollLoop()
    {
        while(count($this->trollStack)){
            $this->troll(array_pop($this->trollStack));
        }

        $this->__sleep();
    }

    protected function troll($message)
    {
        echo 'Coltz!!: ' . $message;
    }

    public function __sleep()
    {
        $this->__wakeup();
    }

    //@todo
    //implement Fisherman interface
}