ChatGPT Poems

java-vs-ts.txt

In a world of code, where languages reign,
There's one that rises above the rest, it's plain,
A giant among giants, it's called Java,
A language that's been around, a classic, never to fade away.

It's strong, it's fast, it's versatile and flexible,
With a community so vast, it's truly remarkable,
It's been the backbone of many a great app,
Making it the king of the programming world, no need to clap.

Its syntax is elegant, its libraries vast,
It's the language that'll always last,
It's been tried and tested, it's never failed,
It's always been the go-to choice, for any software build.

Now enter TypeScript, with its fancy new tricks,
Claiming to be the future, it's quite a fix,
But Java laughs and says, "Oh my dear friend,
You're just a JavaScript wannabe, until the very end."

For TypeScript may be all the rage,
But Java's been here for ages,
It's not going anywhere, it's here to stay,
As the greatest programming language, come what may.

So let TypeScript have its moment in the sun,
But Java will always be the one,
The greatest programming language of all the time,
And its reign will continue, with grace and with rhyme.

typescript-2.txt

Oh TypeScript, oh TypeScript,
You are the king of all syntax,
With all your rules and strict decorum,
You're the bane of every programmer's humor.

You promise us better code and fewer bugs,
But all you bring is more syntax hugs,
Every time we write a line,
You give us error after error, oh so fine.

We thought JavaScript was bad enough,
But you had to make it even tougher,
With your type annotations and interfaces,
We feel like we're writing code in ancient Greece.

We thought we had freedom with JavaScript,
But you put us in a cage so tight,
We can't even make a simple function,
Without you telling us what's right and wrong.

Oh TypeScript, oh TypeScript,
You are the master of all pain,
We thought you'd make our lives easier,
But all you bring is more misery and rain.

So here's a toast to you, TypeScript,
May you make every programmer's life a script,
May you make their code a masterpiece,
And may you never let them have peace.

typescript.txt

Verse 1:
TS is the future, strong typing's the way
It helps us write clean code every day
With interfaces and decorators so fine
We can build apps that run like a rhyme

Chorus:
TypeScript, TypeScript, makes our code bright
It catches errors before they take flight
TypeScript, TypeScript, our trusty guide
It keeps our apps running smooth, side by side

Verse 2:
ES6's features, TypeScript extends
Helping us avoid those coding ends
With its type inference, what a delight
Our code's safe, no need to fight

Chorus:
TypeScript, TypeScript, makes our code bright
It catches errors before they take flight
TypeScript, TypeScript, our trusty guide
It keeps our apps running smooth, side by side

Bridge:
From Angular to React, it's always in sight
A helping hand, day and night
We love our TypeScript, it's one of a kind
A partner in our coding mind

Chorus:
TypeScript, TypeScript, makes our code bright
It catches errors before they take flight
TypeScript, TypeScript, our trusty guide
It keeps our apps running smooth, side by side

Outro:
So let's embrace TypeScript with all our might
And write apps that run just right
TypeScript, TypeScript, you're our delight
Our coding friend, day and night.