Week One, Day One: Generate some lipsum

lipsum_generator.rb

lipsum_wanted = ARGV[0].dup if ARGV[0]
paragraphs_wanted = ARGV[1].dup if ARGV[1]


if lipsum_wanted
  lipsum_wanted.downcase!
end

paragraphs_wanted= paragraphs_wanted.to_i
if paragraphs_wanted<1

  puts "You want lipsum, right? Yes or No: "
    answer= STDIN.gets.chomp
    answer.downcase!
  if answer=="yes"
      puts "How many paragraphs would you like?: "
    paragraphs_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
    paragraphs_wanted=paragraphs_wanted.to_i
      if paragraphs_wanted<1
        loop do
            puts "...I'm getting tired of your shit. Gimme a number I can use."
            puts "How many paragraphs would you like?: "
          paragraphs_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
          paragraphs_wanted=paragraphs_wanted.to_i
          break if paragraphs_wanted>=1
        end
          if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
            if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
                end
            elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
                end
            else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
                end
            end

          else
              loop do
                puts "(Whoops! Let's make sure we're clear) Please select your lipsum type - classic, modern, or angry: "
              lipsum_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
              lipsum_wanted.downcase!
              break if lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"||lipsum_wanted=="angry"
                if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
                  end
                elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
                  end
                else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
                  end
                end
          end
        end

    else
          if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
            if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
                end
            elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
                end
            else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
                paragraphs_wanted.times do
                  puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
                end
            end

          else lipsum_wanted!="angry"||lipsum_wanted!="classic"||lipsum_wanted!="modern"
              loop do
                  puts "(Whoops! Let's make sure we're clear) Please select your lipsum type - classic, modern, or angry: "
                lipsum_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
                lipsum_wanted.downcase!
                break if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
                end
          end
      end

  elsif answer=="no"
    puts "Then why are you running this?"
  else
    loop do
      puts "It was a 'yes' or 'no' question...Do you want lipsum?"
      answer= STDIN.gets.chomp
      answer.downcase!
      break if answer=="yes"||answer=="no"
    end
    if answer=="yes"
        puts "How many paragraphs would you like?: "
      paragraphs_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
      paragraphs_wanted=paragraphs_wanted.to_i
        if paragraphs_wanted<1
          loop do
              puts "...I'm getting tired of your shit. Gimme a number I can use."
              puts "How many paragraphs would you like?: "
            paragraphs_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
            paragraphs_wanted=paragraphs_wanted.to_i
            break if paragraphs_wanted>=1
          end
            if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
              if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
                  end
              elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
                  end
              else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
                  end
              end
            end
        else
            if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
              if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
                  end
              elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
                  end
              else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
                  paragraphs_wanted.times do
                    puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
                  end
              end

            else lipsum_wanted!="angry"||lipsum_wanted!="classic"||lipsum_wanted!="modern"
                loop do
                    puts "(Whoops! Let's make sure we're clear) Please select your lipsum type - classic, modern, or angry: "
                  lipsum_wanted=STDIN.gets.chomp
                  lipsum_wanted.downcase!
                  break if lipsum_wanted=="angry"||lipsum_wanted=="classic"||lipsum_wanted=="modern"
                  end
            end
          end

    else answer=="no"
      puts "Then why are you running this?"
    end
  end
end

if lipsum_wanted == "angry"
    paragraphs_wanted.times do
      puts "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
    end
  elsif lipsum_wanted == "classic"
    paragraphs_wanted.times do
      puts "On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
    end
  else lipsum_wanted == "modern"
    paragraphs_wanted.times do
      puts "Odd Future Etsy narwhal aesthetic yr swag. Meh selvage irony, roof party mixtape 8-bit plaid slow-carb kale chips Intelligentsia health goth Tumblr master cleanse. Messenger bag small batch cliche four dollar toast. Beard Blue Bottle sartorial quinoa lomo, chillwave four dollar toast aesthetic fixie vegan small batch cred freegan brunch leggings. 8-bit master cleanse synth, roof party actually deep v whatever umami Thundercats fap keytar chillwave VHS church-key blog. Ennui authentic chia, meh Helvetica fanny pack 90's Wes Anderson. Godard food truck wayfarers, fingerstache Helvetica flannel twee distillery High Life cornhole taxidermy kogi Williamsburg."
    end
end