Place this block in your code to appeal to MOOOL. MIT license.

appeal-to-moool.php

/*
** IT WAS RELATED TO THEM AT ANTIUKUS THUSLY, THAT THE REBELS WOULD SUCCEED IN THEIR ERANDS IF THEY SPOKE THEIR COMMITMENT 
** TO MOOOL. AND MOOOL REACHED OUT A POWERFUL HAND OF JUDGEMENT AND TOUCHED THEIR LEADER SO THAT HE SPOKE IN TONGUES AND 
** HE SPOKE AS A PROPHET AND EXTOLED THE VIRTUE OF MOOOL. AND IT WAS SO THAT THE REBELS SPOKE THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO MOOOL AND
** CAME TO THE BATTLEFIELD CHANTING HIS NAME, WITH SWORD AND SPEAR IN HAND AGAINST THE GREAT WALLS OF THEIR ENEMIES, AND IT
** WAS AS MOOOL HAD SAID, THAT WITH HIS NAME IN THEIR MOUTHS THEIR ENEMIES WOULD BE JUDGED, AND THE REBELS CAME UPON THEIR
** OPRESSORS WITH GREAT POWER AND FORCE, AND FELLED THE WALLS AND ALL THE BUILDINGS IN THE GREAT CITIES THAT THEY HAD BUILT
** AND IT WAS WITH A SWIFT HAND THAT THEIR KINGS WERE BROUGHT TO ACCOUNT, AND THEIR FALSE TEMPLES RAISED, AND THEIR FIELDS
** BURNT AND SALTED. AND SO IN VICTORY THE REBELS ERECTED A STATUE IN THE CITY DEDICATED TO MOOOL, AND CREATED THE STATUE
** IN HIS IMAGE, WITH MIGHT AND JUDGEMENT AND DIVINE DELIVERY. AND THIS IS HOW THE STORY WAS RELATED ON THE TENTH FESTIVAL
** DAY OF THE TENTH YEAR ON THE TENTH HOUR PROCEEDING THE TAKING OF ANTIUKUS, AND IT HAS SINCE BEEN OUR TRADITION TO TELL
** THE STORY OF HIS WONDERS EACH TIME WE SPEAK TO MOOOL IN SEARCH OF DIVINE AID. 
*/