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| Eggs.Map = function() {} | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Map.init = function() { | |
| function t() { | |
| var t = ($(window).scrollTop() + $(window).height()) / $(document).height() * .6; | |
| s.css("background-size", t * a + "px auto"), | |
| s.css("background-position", 800 - o.x * t + "px " + (40 - o.y * t) + "px") | |
| } | |
| function e() { | |
| var t = i() | |
| , e = t.winterUtcOffset | |
| , n = 360 * e / 24 | |
| , s = t.north ? 45 : t.south ? -20 : 0 | |
| , o = navigator.language.substring(0, 2); | |
| -6 >= e ? t.north && "es" === o ? s = 23 : t.north && (s = 40) : -3 >= e ? 0 === s && /pt|es/.test(o) ? s = -20 : t.north && "en" === o ? s = 38 : t.north && "fr" === o && (s = 52) : 3 >= e ? "ar" === o ? s = 30 : t.hasDst ? t.north && (s = 50) : s = 0 : 0 === s && ("ru" === o && (s = 63), | |
| "zh" === o ? s = 35 : "en" === o && e >= 8 && 10 >= e && (s = -23)); | |
| var a = 790 + n / 90 * 410; | |
| a >= 1667 ? a -= 1667 : 0 > a && (a += 1667); | |
| var r = 560 - s / 45 * 230; | |
| return { | |
| "x": a, | |
| "y": r | |
| } | |
| } | |
| function i() { | |
| for (var t, e, i = { | |
| "winterUtcOffset": n(new Date) | |
| }, s = (new Date).getFullYear(), o = 0; 5 >= o; o++) { | |
| if (t = n(new Date(s,o,1)), | |
| "undefined" != typeof e && e !== t) { | |
| i.hasDst = !0, | |
| i.north = t > e, | |
| i.south = e > t, | |
| i.winterUtcOffset = i.north ? e : t; | |
| break | |
| } | |
| e = t | |
| } | |
| return i | |
| } | |
| function n(t) { | |
| return -t.getTimezoneOffset() / 60 | |
| } | |
| var s = $("#input-area") | |
| , o = e() | |
| , a = 1667; | |
| $(window).on("scroll", t), | |
| t() | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.MovieStrip = function() {} | |
| , | |
| Eggs.MovieStrip.init = function() { | |
| function t() { | |
| var t = 1 - ($(window).scrollTop() + $(window).height()) / $(document).height(); | |
| e.css("background-position", (800 * t | 0) + "px -81px") | |
| } | |
| var e = $("#input-area"); | |
| $(window).on("scroll", t), | |
| t() | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Assistant = function(t) { | |
| var e = /(?:^|[.!?:]\s+)(?:(?:how\s+(?:can|do)\s+i)\s+([^?!.:]+)\?|(?:i(?:\s+want|(?:\s+am|'m)\s+(?:wanting|trying)|'d\s+like|\s+would\s+like)\s+to\s+([^?!.:]+)(?:$|\.|!)))/i | |
| , i = e.exec(t); | |
| if (i) { | |
| var n = i[1] || i[2]; | |
| if (n && n.length > 10) { | |
| var s = $("<div class='assistant'/>").css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "left": 850, | |
| "bottom": 50, | |
| "zIndex": 1e3 | |
| }) | |
| , o = $("<div/>").css({ | |
| "position": "absolute", | |
| "right": 99, | |
| "bottom": 50, | |
| "backgroundColor": "#f7f0ad", | |
| "border": "1px solid black", | |
| "width": 300, | |
| "minHeight": 100, | |
| "padding": 5, | |
| "fontFamily": "'Comic Sans MS', serif", | |
| "fontSize": "14px", | |
| "borderRadius": 5, | |
| "color": "black" | |
| }).text("It looks like you're trying to " + n.replace(/\byou\b/gi, "someone").replace(/\byour\b/gi, "their").replace(/\b(?:i|me)\b/gi, "you").replace(/\bmy\b/gi, "your") + ".").appendTo(s); | |
| o.append("<br/><br/>Would you like help?<br/><br/>"); | |
| var a = $("<a/>").attr("href", "//superuser.com/search?q=" + encodeURIComponent(n)).text("Yes, please!").click(function() { | |
| s.remove() | |
| }) | |
| , r = $("<a/>").attr("href", "#").text("No, thanks.").click(function(t) { | |
| t.preventDefault(), | |
| s.remove() | |
| }); | |
| a.add(r).css({ | |
| "color": "black", | |
| "border": "1px solid black", | |
| "display": "inline-block", | |
| "padding": 2, | |
| "marginRight": 10 | |
| }).appendTo(o); | |
| var l = $("<img/>").attr("src", IMAGE("su-assistant.png")).css({ | |
| "position": "absolute", | |
| "right": 0, | |
| "bottom": 0 | |
| }).appendTo(s); | |
| s.hide().appendTo("body"), | |
| l[0].complete || 4 === l[0].readyState ? s.fadeIn(500) : window.setTimeout(function() { | |
| s.fadeIn(500) | |
| }, 1e3) | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Console = function(t) { | |
| var e, i; | |
| if (t.search(/\brm -r/) >= 0) | |
| e = "[root@localhost /]# ", | |
| i = "rm -rf /"; | |
| else { | |
| if (!(t.search(/\bdel \/s/i) >= 0)) | |
| return; | |
| e = "C:WINDOWS>", | |
| i = "del /S /Q *.*" | |
| } | |
| if (!$("#egg-console").length) { | |
| var n = $("<div/>").attr("id", "egg-console").css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "left": 0, | |
| "top": 0, | |
| "width": "100%", | |
| "height": "100%", | |
| "color": "white", | |
| "fontFamily": "monospace", | |
| "zIndex": 1e3, | |
| "backgroundColor": "black" | |
| }).html(e + i + "<br>").appendTo("body") | |
| , s = ($("<span/>").text(e).appendTo(n), | |
| $("<span/>").appendTo(n)) | |
| , o = $("<span/>").appendTo(n).text("_") | |
| , a = setInterval(function() { | |
| o.text({ | |
| "": "_", | |
| "_": "" | |
| }[o.text()]), | |
| s.text($("#input").focus().val()) | |
| }, 200); | |
| n.fadeTo(1e4, .9, function() { | |
| $(this).fadeOut(1e4, function() { | |
| $(this).remove(), | |
| clearInterval(a) | |
| }) | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Asteroids = function(t) { | |
| function e() { | |
| if (!a) { | |
| a = !0; | |
| var t = (new Date).getTime() | |
| , e = $(".signature .avatar:visible").css({ | |
| "position": "relative", | |
| "zIndex": 4 | |
| }).get(); | |
| for (var i in e) { | |
| var l = e[i]; | |
| l in r || (r[i] = { | |
| "speed": { | |
| "x": 0, | |
| "y": 0 | |
| }, | |
| "pos": { | |
| "x": 0, | |
| "y": 0 | |
| } | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| var h = (new Date).getTime() | |
| , c = h - t | |
| , d = Math.min(3, Math.max(c / 30, 1)); | |
| $("body").css({ | |
| "backgroundColor": "black", | |
| "color": "white", | |
| "backgroundImage": "url(" + IMAGE("gaming-stars.png") + ")", | |
| "backgroundRepeat": "repeat" | |
| }), | |
| $("#chat").css("opacity", .8), | |
| $(".messages").css("color", "black"), | |
| 50 > c && (s = $("<div/>").css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "left": 0, | |
| "top": 0, | |
| "width": "100%", | |
| "height": "100%", | |
| "zIndex": -5, | |
| "backgroundImage": "url(" + IMAGE("gaming-stars2.png") + ")", | |
| "backgroundRepeat": "repeat" | |
| }).appendTo("body")); | |
| var u = 0; | |
| $("#input-area").fadeOut(1e3), | |
| o = window.setInterval(function() { | |
| 100 > c && ($("body").css("background-position", "0 " + Math.round(2 * u) + "px"), | |
| s && s.css("background-position", Math.round(u) + "px " + Math.round(3 * u) + "px"), | |
| u += d); | |
| for (var t in e) { | |
| var i = e[t] | |
| , n = r[t] | |
| , o = n.pos | |
| , a = n.speed; | |
| a.x += d * (Math.random() / 1 - .5 + Math.max(-.2, .2 - o.x / 1e3)), | |
| a.y += d * (Math.random() / 1 - .5), | |
| o.y < -100 && (a.y += .2), | |
| o.x += a.x * d, | |
| o.y += a.y * d, | |
| $(i).css({ | |
| "left": Math.round(o.x) + "px", | |
| "top": Math.round(o.y) + "px" | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| }, 100 * d), | |
| n() | |
| } | |
| } | |
| function i() { | |
| window.clearInterval(o), | |
| $("body").css({ | |
| "backgroundColor": null, | |
| "color": null, | |
| "backgroundImage": null | |
| }), | |
| $("#chat").css("opacity", 1), | |
| $(".messages").css("color", null), | |
| s && (s.remove(), | |
| s = null), | |
| $("#input-area").fadeIn(1e3), | |
| a = !1 | |
| } | |
| if ("insert coin" == t) { | |
| if (Eggs.Asteroids.go) | |
| return Eggs.Asteroids.go(), | |
| void 0; | |
| var n, s, o, a = !1, r = {}, n = initAsteroids(i); | |
| if (n) { | |
| var l; | |
| Eggs.Asteroids.go = function() { | |
| if (!a && !l) { | |
| var t = $(window).width(); | |
| l = $("<button/>").addClass("button").text("click me").css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "top": -40, | |
| "left": 0, | |
| "zIndex": 10 | |
| }).appendTo("body").animate({ | |
| "left": t, | |
| "top": 300 | |
| }, 10 * t, "swing", function() { | |
| l.remove(), | |
| l = null | |
| }).click(function() { | |
| e(), | |
| l.stop().fadeOut(1e3, function() { | |
| l.remove(), | |
| l = null | |
| }) | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Asteroids.go() | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| window.initAsteroids = function(doneCallback) { | |
| function Asteroids() { | |
| function Vector(t, e) { | |
| "Object" == typeof t ? (this.x = t.x, | |
| this.y = t.y) : (this.x = t, | |
| this.y = e) | |
| } | |
| function Line(t, e) { | |
| this.p1 = t, | |
| this.p2 = e | |
| } | |
| function radians(t) { | |
| return .0174532925 * t | |
| } | |
| function random(t, e) { | |
| return Math.floor(Math.random() * (e + 1) + t) | |
| } | |
| function code(t) { | |
| var e = { | |
| "up": 38, | |
| "down": 40, | |
| "left": 37, | |
| "right": 39, | |
| "esc": 27 | |
| }; | |
| return e[t] ? e[t] : t.charCodeAt(0) | |
| } | |
| function boundsCheck(t) { | |
| t.x > w ? t.x = 0 : t.x < 0 && (t.x = w), | |
| t.y > h ? t.y = 0 : t.y < 0 && (t.y = h) | |
| } | |
| function addEvent(t, e, i) { | |
| t.addEventListener ? t.addEventListener(e, i, !1) : t.attachEvent && (t["e" + e + i] = i, | |
| t[e + i] = function() { | |
| t["e" + e + i](window.event) | |
| } | |
| , | |
| t.attachEvent("on" + e, t[e + i])) | |
| } | |
| function removeEvent(t, e, i) { | |
| t.removeEventListener ? t.removeEventListener(e, i, !1) : t.detachEvent && (t.detachEvent("on" + e, t[e + i]), | |
| t[e + i] = null, | |
| t["e" + e + i] = null) | |
| } | |
| function applyVisibility(t) { | |
| for (var e, i = 0; e = window.ASTEROIDSPLAYERS[i]; i++) | |
| e.gameContainer.style.visibility = t | |
| } | |
| function getElementFromPoint(t, e) { | |
| applyVisibility("hidden"); | |
| var i = document.elementFromPoint(t, e); | |
| return i ? (3 == i.nodeType && (i = i.parentNode), | |
| applyVisibility("visible"), | |
| i) : (applyVisibility("visible"), | |
| !1) | |
| } | |
| function addParticles(t) { | |
| for (var e = (new Date).getTime(), i = maxParticles, n = 0; i > n; n++) | |
| that.particles.push({ | |
| "dir": new Vector(20 * Math.random() - 10,20 * Math.random() - 10).normalize(), | |
| "pos": t.cp(), | |
| "cameAlive": e | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| function setScore() { | |
| that.points.innerHTML = 10 * window.ASTEROIDS.enemiesKilled | |
| } | |
| function indexOf(t, e, i) { | |
| if (t.indexOf) | |
| return t.indexOf(e, i); | |
| for (var n = t.length, s = 0 > i ? Math.max(0, n + i) : i || 0; n > s; s++) | |
| if (t[s] === e) | |
| return s; | |
| return -1 | |
| } | |
| function addClass(t, e) { | |
| -1 == t.className.indexOf(e) && (t.className = (t.className + " " + e).replace(/\s+/g, " ").replace(/^\s+|\s+$/g, "")) | |
| } | |
| function removeClass(t, e) { | |
| t.className = t.className.replace(new RegExp("(^|\\s)" + e + "(?:\\s|$)"), "$1") | |
| } | |
| function removeStylesheet(t) { | |
| var e = document.getElementById(t); | |
| e && e.parentNode.removeChild(e) | |
| } | |
| function destroy() { | |
| removeEvent(document, "keydown", eventKeydown), | |
| removeEvent(document, "keypress", eventKeypress), | |
| removeEvent(document, "keyup", eventKeyup), | |
| removeEvent(window, "resize", eventResize), | |
| isRunning = !1, | |
| removeStylesheet("ASTEROIDSYEAHSTYLES"), | |
| removeClass(document.body, "ASTEROIDSYEAH"), | |
| this.gameContainer.parentNode.removeChild(this.gameContainer), | |
| doneCallback() | |
| } | |
| window.ASTEROIDS || (window.ASTEROIDS = { | |
| "enemiesKilled": 0 | |
| }), | |
| Vector.prototype = { | |
| "cp": function() { | |
| return new Vector(this.x,this.y) | |
| }, | |
| "mul": function(t) { | |
| return this.x *= t, | |
| this.y *= t, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "mulNew": function(t) { | |
| return new Vector(this.x * t,this.y * t) | |
| }, | |
| "add": function(t) { | |
| return this.x += t.x, | |
| this.y += t.y, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "addNew": function(t) { | |
| return new Vector(this.x + t.x,this.y + t.y) | |
| }, | |
| "sub": function(t) { | |
| return this.x -= t.x, | |
| this.y -= t.y, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "subNew": function(t) { | |
| return new Vector(this.x - t.x,this.y - t.y) | |
| }, | |
| "rotate": function(t) { | |
| var e = this.x | |
| , i = this.y; | |
| return this.x = e * Math.cos(t) - Math.sin(t) * i, | |
| this.y = e * Math.sin(t) + Math.cos(t) * i, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "rotateNew": function(t) { | |
| return this.cp().rotate(t) | |
| }, | |
| "setAngle": function(t) { | |
| var e = this.len(); | |
| return this.x = Math.cos(t) * e, | |
| this.y = Math.sin(t) * e, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "setAngleNew": function(t) { | |
| return this.cp().setAngle(t) | |
| }, | |
| "setLength": function(t) { | |
| var e = this.len(); | |
| return e ? this.mul(t / e) : this.x = this.y = t, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "setLengthNew": function(t) { | |
| return this.cp().setLength(t) | |
| }, | |
| "normalize": function() { | |
| var t = this.len(); | |
| return this.x /= t, | |
| this.y /= t, | |
| this | |
| }, | |
| "normalizeNew": function() { | |
| return this.cp().normalize() | |
| }, | |
| "angle": function() { | |
| return Math.atan2(this.y, this.x) | |
| }, | |
| "collidesWith": function(t) { | |
| return this.x > t.x && this.y > t.y && this.x < t.x + t.width && this.y < t.y + t.height | |
| }, | |
| "len": function() { | |
| var t = Math.sqrt(this.x * this.x + this.y * this.y); | |
| return .005 > t && t > -.005 ? 0 : t | |
| }, | |
| "is": function(t) { | |
| return "object" == typeof t && this.x == t.x && this.y == t.y | |
| }, | |
| "toString": function() { | |
| return "[Vector(" + this.x + ", " + this.y + ") angle: " + this.angle() + ", length: " + this.len() + "]" | |
| } | |
| }, | |
| Line.prototype = { | |
| "shift": function(t) { | |
| this.p1.add(t), | |
| this.p2.add(t) | |
| }, | |
| "intersectsWithRect": function(t) { | |
| var e = new Vector(t.x,t.y + t.height) | |
| , i = new Vector(t.x,t.y) | |
| , n = new Vector(t.x + t.width,t.y + t.height) | |
| , s = new Vector(t.x + t.width,t.y); | |
| return this.p1.x > e.x && this.p1.x < s.x && this.p1.y < e.y && this.p1.y > s.y && this.p2.x > e.x && this.p2.x < s.x && this.p2.y < e.y && this.p2.y > s.y ? !0 : this.intersectsLine(new Line(i,e)) ? !0 : this.intersectsLine(new Line(e,n)) ? !0 : this.intersectsLine(new Line(i,s)) ? !0 : this.intersectsLine(new Line(s,n)) ? !0 : !1 | |
| }, | |
| "intersectsLine": function(t) { | |
| var e = this.p1 | |
| , i = this.p2 | |
| , n = t.p1 | |
| , s = t.p2 | |
| , o = (s.y - n.y) * (i.x - e.x) - (s.x - n.x) * (i.y - e.y) | |
| , a = (s.x - n.x) * (e.y - n.y) - (s.y - n.y) * (e.x - n.x) | |
| , r = (i.x - e.x) * (e.y - n.y) - (i.y - e.y) * (e.x - n.x); | |
| if (0 == o) | |
| return !1; | |
| var l = a / o | |
| , h = r / o; | |
| return l >= 0 && 1 >= l && h >= 0 && 1 >= h | |
| } | |
| }; | |
| var that = this | |
| , isIE = !!window.ActiveXObject | |
| , isIEQuirks = isIE && "BackCompat" == document.compatMode | |
| , w = document.documentElement.clientWidth | |
| , h = document.documentElement.clientHeight; | |
| isIEQuirks && (w = document.body.clientWidth, | |
| h = document.body.clientHeight); | |
| var playerWidth = 20 | |
| , playerHeight = 30 | |
| , playerVerts = [[-1 * playerHeight / 2, -1 * playerWidth / 2], [-1 * playerHeight / 2, playerWidth / 2], [playerHeight / 2, 0]] | |
| , FPS = 50 | |
| , acc = 300 | |
| , maxSpeed = 600 | |
| , rotSpeed = 360 | |
| , bulletSpeed = 700 | |
| , particleSpeed = 400 | |
| , timeBetweenFire = 150 | |
| , bulletRadius = 2 | |
| , maxParticles = isIE ? 20 : 40 | |
| , maxBullets = isIE ? 10 : 20; | |
| this.flame = { | |
| "r": [], | |
| "y": [] | |
| }, | |
| this.pos = new Vector(100,100), | |
| this.lastPos = !1, | |
| this.vel = new Vector(0,0), | |
| this.dir = new Vector(0,1), | |
| this.keysPressed = {}, | |
| this.firedAt = !1, | |
| this.updated = { | |
| "flame": (new Date).getTime() | |
| }, | |
| this.scrollPos = new Vector(0,0), | |
| this.bullets = [], | |
| this.enemies = $(".signature .avatar:visible").get(), | |
| this.dying = [], | |
| this.totalEnemies = this.enemies.length, | |
| this.particles = []; | |
| var createFlames; | |
| with (function() { | |
| var t = playerWidth | |
| , e = .1 * playerWidth | |
| , i = .6 * playerWidth | |
| , n = .2 * i | |
| , s = t / 2 | |
| , o = i / 2 | |
| , a = playerHeight / 2; | |
| createFlames = function() { | |
| that.flame.r = [[-1 * a, -1 * s]], | |
| that.flame.y = [[-1 * a, -1 * o]]; | |
| for (var r = 0; t > r; r += e) | |
| that.flame.r.push([-random(2, 7) - a, r - s]); | |
| that.flame.r.push([-1 * a, s]); | |
| for (var r = 0; i > r; r += n) | |
| that.flame.y.push([-random(2, 7) - a, r - o]); | |
| that.flame.y.push([-1 * a, o]) | |
| } | |
| }(), | |
| createFlames(), | |
| this.gameContainer = document.createElement("div"), | |
| this.gameContainer.className = "ASTEROIDSYEAH", | |
| document.body.appendChild(this.gameContainer), | |
| this.canvas = document.createElement("canvas"), | |
| this.canvas.setAttribute("width", w), | |
| this.canvas.setAttribute("height", h), | |
| this.canvas.className = "ASTEROIDSYEAH", | |
| this.canvas.style) | |
| width = w + "px", | |
| height = h + "px", | |
| position = "fixed", | |
| top = "0px", | |
| left = "0px", | |
| bottom = "0px", | |
| right = "0px", | |
| zIndex = "10000"; | |
| addEvent(this.canvas, "mousedown", function(t) { | |
| t = t || window.event; | |
| var e = document.createElement("span"); | |
| e.style.position = "absolute", | |
| e.style.border = "1px solid #999", | |
| e.style.background = "white", | |
| e.style.color = "black", | |
| e.innerHTML = "Press Esc to quit", | |
| document.body.appendChild(e); | |
| var i = t.pageX || t.clientX + document.documentElement.scrollLeft | |
| , n = t.pageY || t.clientY + document.documentElement.scrollTop; | |
| e.style.left = i - e.offsetWidth / 2 + "px", | |
| e.style.top = n - e.offsetHeight / 2 + "px", | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| try { | |
| e.parentNode.removeChild(e) | |
| } catch (t) {} | |
| }, 1e3) | |
| }); | |
| var eventResize = function() { | |
| if (isIE) | |
| w = document.documentElement.clientWidth, | |
| h = document.documentElement.clientHeight, | |
| isIEQuirks && (w = document.body.clientWidth, | |
| h = document.body.clientHeight), | |
| that.canvas.setAttribute("width", w), | |
| that.canvas.setAttribute("height", h); | |
| else | |
| with (that.canvas.style.display = "none", | |
| w = document.documentElement.clientWidth, | |
| h = document.documentElement.clientHeight, | |
| that.canvas.setAttribute("width", w), | |
| that.canvas.setAttribute("height", h), | |
| that.canvas.style) | |
| display = "block", | |
| width = w + "px", | |
| height = h + "px" | |
| }; | |
| if (addEvent(window, "resize", eventResize), | |
| this.gameContainer.appendChild(this.canvas), | |
| this.ctx = this.canvas.getContext("2d"), | |
| this.ctx.fillStyle = "#00a0ff", | |
| this.ctx.strokeStyle = "black", | |
| document.getElementById("ASTEROIDS-NAVIGATION")) | |
| this.navigation = document.getElementById("ASTEROIDS-NAVIGATION"), | |
| this.points = document.getElementById("ASTEROIDS-POINTS"); | |
| else { | |
| with (this.navigation = document.createElement("div"), | |
| this.navigation.id = "ASTEROIDS-NAVIGATION", | |
| this.navigation.className = "ASTEROIDSYEAH", | |
| this.navigation.style) | |
| fontFamily = "Arial,sans-serif", | |
| position = "fixed", | |
| zIndex = "10001", | |
| bottom = "10px", | |
| right = "10px", | |
| textAlign = "right"; | |
| this.navigation.innerHTML = "(press esc to quit) ", | |
| this.gameContainer.appendChild(this.navigation), | |
| this.points = document.createElement("span"), | |
| this.points.id = "ASTEROIDS-POINTS", | |
| this.points.style.font = "28pt Arial, sans-serif", | |
| this.points.style.fontWeight = "bold", | |
| this.points.className = "ASTEROIDSYEAH", | |
| this.navigation.appendChild(this.points) | |
| } | |
| if (isIEQuirks && (this.gameContainer.style.position = this.canvas.style.position = this.navigation.style.position = "absolute"), | |
| setScore(), | |
| "undefined" != typeof G_vmlCanvasManager) | |
| for (var c, children = this.canvas.getElementsByTagName("*"), i = 0; c = children[i]; i++) | |
| addClass(c, "ASTEROIDSYEAH"); | |
| var eventKeydown = function(t) { | |
| switch (t = t || window.event, | |
| that.keysPressed[t.keyCode] = !0, | |
| t.keyCode) { | |
| case code(" "): | |
| that.firedAt = 1 | |
| } | |
| return -1 != indexOf([code("up"), code("down"), code("right"), code("left"), code(" "), code("B"), code("W"), code("A"), code("S"), code("D")], t.keyCode) ? (t.preventDefault && t.preventDefault(), | |
| t.stopPropagation && t.stopPropagation(), | |
| t.returnValue = !1, | |
| t.cancelBubble = !0, | |
| !1) : void 0 | |
| }; | |
| addEvent(document, "keydown", eventKeydown); | |
| var eventKeypress = function(t) { | |
| return t = t || window.event, | |
| -1 != indexOf([code("up"), code("down"), code("right"), code("left"), code(" "), code("W"), code("A"), code("S"), code("D")], t.keyCode || t.which) ? (t.preventDefault && t.preventDefault(), | |
| t.stopPropagation && t.stopPropagation(), | |
| t.returnValue = !1, | |
| t.cancelBubble = !0, | |
| !1) : void 0 | |
| }; | |
| addEvent(document, "keypress", eventKeypress); | |
| var eventKeyup = function(t) { | |
| return t = t || window.event, | |
| that.keysPressed[t.keyCode] = !1, | |
| -1 != indexOf([code("up"), code("down"), code("right"), code("left"), code(" "), code("B"), code("W"), code("A"), code("S"), code("D")], t.keyCode) ? (t.preventDefault && t.preventDefault(), | |
| t.stopPropagation && t.stopPropagation(), | |
| t.returnValue = !1, | |
| t.cancelBubble = !0, | |
| !1) : void 0 | |
| }; | |
| addEvent(document, "keyup", eventKeyup), | |
| this.ctx.clear = function() { | |
| this.clearRect(0, 0, w, h) | |
| } | |
| , | |
| this.ctx.clear(), | |
| this.ctx.drawLine = function(t, e, i, n) { | |
| this.beginPath(), | |
| this.moveTo(t, e), | |
| this.lineTo(i, n), | |
| this.lineTo(i + 1, n + 1), | |
| this.closePath(), | |
| this.fill() | |
| } | |
| , | |
| this.ctx.tracePoly = function(t) { | |
| this.beginPath(), | |
| this.moveTo(t[0][0], t[0][1]); | |
| for (var e = 1; e < t.length; e++) | |
| this.lineTo(t[e][0], t[e][1]); | |
| this.closePath() | |
| } | |
| , | |
| this.ctx.drawPlayer = function() { | |
| this.save(), | |
| this.translate(that.pos.x, that.pos.y), | |
| this.rotate(that.dir.angle()), | |
| this.tracePoly(playerVerts), | |
| this.fillStyle = "white", | |
| this.fill(), | |
| this.tracePoly(playerVerts), | |
| this.stroke(), | |
| this.restore() | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| var PI_SQ = 2 * Math.PI; | |
| this.ctx.drawBullets = function(t) { | |
| for (var e = 0; e < t.length; e++) | |
| this.beginPath(), | |
| this.arc(t[e].pos.x, t[e].pos.y, bulletRadius, 0, PI_SQ, !0), | |
| this.closePath(), | |
| this.fill() | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| var randomParticleColor = function() { | |
| return ["red", "yellow"][random(0, 1)] | |
| }; | |
| this.ctx.drawParticles = function(t) { | |
| for (var e = this.fillStyle, i = 0; i < t.length; i++) | |
| this.fillStyle = randomParticleColor(), | |
| this.drawLine(t[i].pos.x, t[i].pos.y, t[i].pos.x - 10 * t[i].dir.x, t[i].pos.y - 10 * t[i].dir.y); | |
| this.fillStyle = e | |
| } | |
| , | |
| this.ctx.drawFlames = function(t) { | |
| this.save(), | |
| this.translate(that.pos.x, that.pos.y), | |
| this.rotate(that.dir.angle()); | |
| var e = this.strokeStyle; | |
| this.strokeStyle = "red", | |
| this.tracePoly(t.r), | |
| this.stroke(), | |
| this.strokeStyle = "yellow", | |
| this.tracePoly(t.y), | |
| this.stroke(), | |
| this.strokeStyle = e, | |
| this.restore() | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| try { | |
| window.focus() | |
| } catch (e) {} | |
| addParticles(this.pos), | |
| addClass(document.body, "ASTEROIDSYEAH"); | |
| var isRunning = !0 | |
| , lastUpdate = (new Date).getTime(); | |
| this.update = function() { | |
| var t = !1 | |
| , e = (new Date).getTime() | |
| , i = (e - lastUpdate) / 1e3; | |
| lastUpdate = e; | |
| var n = !1; | |
| if (e - this.updated.flame > 50 && (createFlames(), | |
| this.updated.flame = e), | |
| this.scrollPos.x = window.pageXOffset || document.documentElement.scrollLeft, | |
| this.scrollPos.y = window.pageYOffset || document.documentElement.scrollTop, | |
| this.keysPressed[code("up")] || this.keysPressed[code("W")] ? (this.vel.add(this.dir.mulNew(acc * i)), | |
| n = !0) : this.vel.mul(.96), | |
| (this.keysPressed[code("left")] || this.keysPressed[code("A")]) && (t = !0, | |
| this.dir.rotate(radians(rotSpeed * i * -1))), | |
| (this.keysPressed[code("right")] || this.keysPressed[code("D")]) && (t = !0, | |
| this.dir.rotate(radians(rotSpeed * i))), | |
| this.keysPressed[code(" ")] && e - this.firedAt > timeBetweenFire && (this.bullets.unshift({ | |
| "dir": this.dir.cp(), | |
| "pos": this.pos.cp(), | |
| "startVel": this.vel.cp(), | |
| "cameAlive": e | |
| }), | |
| this.firedAt = e, | |
| this.bullets.length > maxBullets && this.bullets.pop()), | |
| this.keysPressed[code("esc")]) | |
| return destroy.apply(this), | |
| void 0; | |
| this.vel.len() > maxSpeed && this.vel.setLength(maxSpeed), | |
| this.pos.add(this.vel.mulNew(i)), | |
| this.pos.x > w ? (window.scrollTo(this.scrollPos.x + 50, this.scrollPos.y), | |
| this.pos.x = 0) : this.pos.x < 0 && (window.scrollTo(this.scrollPos.x - 50, this.scrollPos.y), | |
| this.pos.x = w), | |
| this.pos.y > h ? (window.scrollTo(this.scrollPos.x, this.scrollPos.y + .75 * h), | |
| this.pos.y = 0) : this.pos.y < 0 && (window.scrollTo(this.scrollPos.x, this.scrollPos.y - .75 * h), | |
| this.pos.y = h); | |
| for (var s = this.bullets.length - 1; s >= 0; s--) | |
| if (e - this.bullets[s].cameAlive > 2e3) | |
| this.bullets.splice(s, 1), | |
| t = !0; | |
| else { | |
| var o = this.bullets[s].dir.setLengthNew(bulletSpeed * i).add(this.bullets[s].startVel.mulNew(i)); | |
| this.bullets[s].pos.add(o), | |
| boundsCheck(this.bullets[s].pos); | |
| var a = getElementFromPoint(this.bullets[s].pos.x, this.bullets[s].pos.y); | |
| $(a).is(".signature .avatar:visible *") && (didKill = !0, | |
| addParticles(this.bullets[s].pos), | |
| this.dying.push(a), | |
| this.bullets.splice(s, 1)) | |
| } | |
| if (this.dying.length) { | |
| for (var s = this.dying.length - 1; s >= 0; s--) | |
| try { | |
| this.dying[s].parentNode && window.ASTEROIDS.enemiesKilled++, | |
| this.dying[s].parentNode.removeChild(this.dying[s]) | |
| } catch (r) {} | |
| setScore(), | |
| this.dying = [] | |
| } | |
| for (var s = this.particles.length - 1; s >= 0; s--) | |
| this.particles[s].pos.add(this.particles[s].dir.mulNew(particleSpeed * i * Math.random())), | |
| e - this.particles[s].cameAlive > 1e3 && (this.particles.splice(s, 1), | |
| t = !0); | |
| isIEQuirks && (this.gameContainer.style.left = this.canvas.style.left = document.documentElement.scrollLeft + "px", | |
| this.gameContainer.style.top = this.canvas.style.top = document.documentElement.scrollTop + "px", | |
| this.navigation.style.right = "10px", | |
| this.navigation.style.top = document.documentElement.scrollTop + document.body.clientHeight - this.navigation.clientHeight - 10 + "px"), | |
| (t || 0 != this.bullets.length || 0 != this.particles.length || !this.pos.is(this.lastPos) || this.vel.len() > 0) && (this.ctx.clear(), | |
| this.ctx.drawPlayer(), | |
| n && this.ctx.drawFlames(that.flame), | |
| this.bullets.length && this.ctx.drawBullets(this.bullets), | |
| this.particles.length && this.ctx.drawParticles(this.particles)), | |
| this.lastPos = this.pos, | |
| setTimeout(updateFunc, 1e3 / FPS) | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| var updateFunc = function() { | |
| that.update.call(that) | |
| }; | |
| setTimeout(updateFunc, 1e3 / FPS) | |
| } | |
| return document.createElement("canvas").getContext ? (window.ASTEROIDSPLAYERS || (window.ASTEROIDSPLAYERS = []), | |
| function() { | |
| window.ASTEROIDSPLAYERS[window.ASTEROIDSPLAYERS.length] = new Asteroids | |
| } | |
| ) : !1 | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Cthulu = function(t) { | |
| function e() { | |
| function t() { | |
| for (var t = Math.random() - .7, e = "", i = 0; t > i; i += .15) | |
| e += "&#" + (768 + Math.round(95 * Math.random())) + ";"; | |
| return e | |
| } | |
| if (!Eggs.Cthulu.Functions) { | |
| var e = []; | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions = {}; | |
| var i = ["The <center> cannot hold it is too late.", "You can't parse [X]HTML with regex.", "Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML.", "The use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML.", "Russian hackers pwn your webapp", "ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST", "ZALGO IS TONY THE PONY HE COMES", "so many times but it is not getting to me.", "HTML is not a regular language", "not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts", "go no NO NOOOO NO stop the angles are not real", "we cannot be saved", "You will never make me crack.", "a breach between this world and the dread realm of corrupt entities", "Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions.", "the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins", "it is too late it is too late", "an eternity of dread torture and security holes", "your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror", "will destroy your mind like so much watery putty", "his unholy radiance destroying all enlightenmnent", "HTML tags leaking from your eyes like liquid pain", "I can see it can you see it", "the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane", "summons tainted souls into the realm of the living", "the pony he comes he comes he comes", "regex will consume all living tissue", "the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE"]; | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.sentence = function() { | |
| return i[Math.round(Math.pow(Math.random(), 2) * (i.length - 1))] | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| var n = !1; | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.startTicking = function() { | |
| n || (n = !0, | |
| window.setTimeout(tick, 40)) | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.stopTicking = function() { | |
| n = !1 | |
| } | |
| ; | |
| var s = 1; | |
| tick = function() { | |
| for (var t = (new Date).getTime(), i = e.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) { | |
| var o = e[i] | |
| , a = o.step += s; | |
| if (!(0 > a)) | |
| if (150 >= a) { | |
| var r = .5 - Math.cos(Math.PI * o.step / 150) / 2 | |
| , l = Math.sin(r * Math.PI * 2) | |
| , h = o.startX + r * o.deltaX + l * o.drift | |
| , c = o.startY + r * o.deltaY + l * o.drift | |
| , d = o.startSize + r * o.deltaSize - 10 * l | |
| , u = null; | |
| (s = 1) && (u = "rotate(" + l * o.rotation + "deg)"); | |
| var p = o.elem[0]; | |
| p.style.left = h + "px", | |
| p.style.top = c + "px", | |
| p.style.fontSize = d + "px", | |
| p.style.WebkitTransform = u | |
| } else if (250 >= a) { | |
| var r = (o.step - 150) / 100; | |
| o.elem[0].style.opacity = 1 - r | |
| } else | |
| o.elem.remove(), | |
| e.splice(i, 1) | |
| } | |
| var g = (new Date).getTime() - t; | |
| if (s = Math.max(1, Math.ceil((g + 20) / 40)), | |
| s = Math.min(s, 25), | |
| n) | |
| window.setTimeout(tick, 40 * s); | |
| else { | |
| for (var i = 0; i < e.length; i++) | |
| e[i].elem.remove(); | |
| e = [] | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.fly = function(i, n) { | |
| function s(s) { | |
| return function() { | |
| for (var c = i.substr(s, h), d = "", u = 0; u < c.length; u++) | |
| d += t() + c.substr(u, 1); | |
| d = d.replace("<", "<").replace(">", ">"), | |
| l.text(i.substr(s)); | |
| var p = $(window).width() / 2 + (2 * Math.round(Math.random()) - 1) * ($(window).width() / 2 + Math.round(500 * Math.random())) | |
| , g = $(window).height() / 2 + (2 * Math.round(Math.random()) - 1) * ($(window).height() / 2 + Math.round(500 * Math.random())) | |
| , m = { | |
| "position": "absolute", | |
| "left": p, | |
| "top": g, | |
| "color": o | |
| }; | |
| Math.random() > .5 && (m.fontWeight = "bold"), | |
| Math.random() > .5 && (m.fontStyle = "italic"); | |
| var f = $("<span/>").html(t() + d).css(m).appendTo(n) | |
| , y = l.offset().left; | |
| e.push({ | |
| "elem": f, | |
| "startX": p, | |
| "startY": g, | |
| "startSize": 11, | |
| "deltaX": y - p, | |
| "deltaY": a - g, | |
| "deltaSize": r - 11, | |
| "rotation": 180 * (Math.random() - .5), | |
| "drift": 400 * (Math.random() - .5), | |
| "step": Math.round(-25 * Math.random()) | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| } | |
| for (var o = "rgb(" + Math.round(255 * Math.random()) + ",0,0)", a = Math.round(Math.random() * ($(window).height() - 100)), r = 30 * Math.random() + 20, l = $("<div>lg</div>").css({ | |
| "whiteSpace": "nowrap", | |
| "fontSize": r, | |
| "position": "absolute", | |
| "top": a, | |
| "right": 100 + Math.round(500 * Math.random()), | |
| "visibility": "hidden" | |
| }).appendTo(n), h = 1 + Math.round(i.length / 10), c = 0; c < i.length; c += h) | |
| window.setTimeout(s(c), 25 * c * (1 + Math.random())) | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| if (Eggs.Cthulu.running = !1, | |
| -1 != t.search(/<[^>]*\[\^[^\]]*>.*\]/)) { | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.running = !0, | |
| e(); | |
| var i = $("<div/>").css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "width": "100%", | |
| "height": "100%", | |
| "zIndex": 4, | |
| "left": 0, | |
| "top": 0, | |
| "cursor": "pointer" | |
| }).appendTo("#main").click(function() { | |
| window.open("//stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454"), | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.running = !1 | |
| }) | |
| , n = function() { | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.running ? (Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.fly(Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.sentence(), i), | |
| window.setTimeout(n, 3e3 * Math.random() + 2e3)) : (i.unbind("click"), | |
| i.fadeOut(5e3, function() { | |
| i.remove(), | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.stopTicking() | |
| })) | |
| }; | |
| n(), | |
| Eggs.Cthulu.Functions.startTicking() | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.WOB = function() {} | |
| , | |
| Eggs.WOB.init = function() { | |
| $("#sound").click(function() { | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| function t(t, s) { | |
| $('<li><a href="#" /></li>').appendTo(n).find("a").click(function() { | |
| return localStorage.setItem("wheelsound", s), | |
| i.remove(), | |
| !1 | |
| }).text(t + (e === s ? " (current setting)" : "")) | |
| } | |
| var e = parseInt(localStorage.getItem("wheelsound")) || 0 | |
| , i = $(".popup"); | |
| $("<br />").appendTo(i), | |
| $("<h2 />").text("Wheel music").appendTo(i); | |
| var n = $("<ul />").appendTo(i); | |
| t("on", 2), | |
| t("off", 1), | |
| t("like mentioned", 0) | |
| }, 0) | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.WOB.blame = function(t, e) { | |
| function i(t) { | |
| return t * t | |
| } | |
| function n() { | |
| m.clearRect(0, 0, r, l); | |
| var t = !0; | |
| for (var n in f) { | |
| var s = f[n]; | |
| if (w < s.entryTime) { | |
| var o = Math.sqrt(i(s.startX - b.startX) + 0 * i(s.startY - b.startY)) | |
| , a = w / s.entryTime; | |
| s.x = b.startX + a * (v.x - b.startX) + (1 - a) * Math.cos(a * Math.PI * 4) * o, | |
| s.y = s.startY + a * (v.y - s.startY) + (1 - a) * Math.sin(a * Math.PI * 4) * o, | |
| t = !1 | |
| } else { | |
| var h = w - s.entryTime + 25 | |
| , c = 2 * h * Math.PI / 100 | |
| , d = u; | |
| s.x = r / 2 + Math.cos(c) * d - 16, | |
| s.y = l / 2 - Math.sin(c) * d - 16 | |
| } | |
| if (actualX = s.x, | |
| actualY = s.y, | |
| .1 > S) | |
| if (s != p) | |
| m.globalAlpha = 2 * Math.max(S / .1 - .5, 0); | |
| else { | |
| m.globalAlpha = 1; | |
| var g = e.offset(); | |
| g.top -= $(window).scrollTop(); | |
| var y = 1 - Math.max(0, S - .03) / .07; | |
| actualX = s.x + y * (g.left - s.x), | |
| actualY = s.y + y * (g.top - s.y) | |
| } | |
| m.drawImage(s.image, actualX, actualY, 32, 32), | |
| x = t | |
| } | |
| } | |
| function s() { | |
| E.x += E.vx, | |
| E.y += E.vy, | |
| E.z += E.vz; | |
| var t = (E.x - d.x) / u | |
| , e = (E.y - d.y) / u | |
| , i = Math.sqrt(Math.pow(t, 2) + Math.pow(e, 2)); | |
| E.vz -= .1, | |
| E.z <= 0 && (E.vz *= -.8, | |
| E.z *= -1, | |
| E.vy -= 50 * t, | |
| E.vx += 50 * e), | |
| i >= 1 && (E.vx *= -.9, | |
| E.vy *= -.9, | |
| E.x = d.x + u * Math.min(t, .95), | |
| E.y = d.y + u * Math.min(e, .95)); | |
| var n = 0; | |
| .5 > S && (n = .1 > S ? 1 : Math.cos((S - .1) / .4 * Math.PI) / 2 + .5), | |
| actualX = E.x + n * (p.x - E.x), | |
| actualY = E.y + n * (p.y - E.y), | |
| actualZ = E.z * (1 - n), | |
| m.beginPath(), | |
| m.arc(actualX, actualY, 10 + actualZ, 0, 2 * Math.PI, !1), | |
| m.save(), | |
| m.fill(), | |
| m.restore(), | |
| m.stroke() | |
| } | |
| function o() { | |
| var t = window.setInterval(function() { | |
| x && (A -= 2e3, | |
| S = A / 1e6), | |
| w += S, | |
| n(), | |
| x && s(), | |
| .03 > S && (window.clearInterval(t), | |
| c.fadeIn(), | |
| e.css("visibility", "visible"), | |
| h.remove(), | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| k.remove() | |
| }, 1e4)) | |
| }, 40) | |
| } | |
| var a = e.closest(".message"); | |
| if (0 != a.length && a.hasClass("neworedit") && !a.find(".quote").length) { | |
| var r = $(window).width() | |
| , l = $(window).height() | |
| , h = $('<canvas width="' + r + '" height="' + l + '" />'); | |
| if (h.get(0).getContext) { | |
| e.css("visibility", "hidden"); | |
| var c = a.find(".blamee").hide() | |
| , d = { | |
| "x": r / 2, | |
| "y": l / 2 | |
| } | |
| , u = .4 * Math.min(r, l); | |
| h.css({ | |
| "position": "fixed", | |
| "left": 0, | |
| "top": 0, | |
| "width": r, | |
| "height": l, | |
| "zIndex": 100 | |
| }).appendTo("body"); | |
| var p, g, m = h.get(0).getContext("2d"), f = [], y = $("#present-users > li").filter(function() { | |
| var t = $(this).attr("id") || ""; | |
| return parseInt(t.replace("present-user-", "")) > 0 | |
| }); | |
| 0 == y.filter(".user-" + t).length && (y = y.add(a), | |
| g = a), | |
| y.each(function(e) { | |
| var i = $(this).find("img") | |
| , n = g && this == g.get(0) | |
| , s = n ? $("#present-users").offset() : i.offset() | |
| , o = { | |
| "image": i.get(0), | |
| "startX": s.left, | |
| "startY": s.top - $(window).scrollTop(), | |
| "entryTime": 100 + 100 * e / y.length | |
| }; | |
| ($(this).hasClass("user-" + t) || n) && (p = o), | |
| f.push(o) | |
| }); | |
| var v = { | |
| "x": d.x - 16, | |
| "y": d.y - u - 16 | |
| } | |
| , w = 0 | |
| , x = !1 | |
| , b = f[0] | |
| , E = { | |
| "x": d.x, | |
| "y": d.y, | |
| "z": 20, | |
| "vx": 40 * Math.random() - 20, | |
| "vy": 40 * Math.random() - 20, | |
| "vz": 0 | |
| } | |
| , S = 1 | |
| , T = $.cookie("sl") | |
| , M = parseInt(localStorage.getItem("wheelsound")) || 0 | |
| , k = $("<div/>").css("opacity", 0).appendTo("body"); | |
| if (2 === M || 0 === M && (null == T || T >= 1)) { | |
| var I = "/Content/wheel7"; | |
| k.one($.jPlayer.event.playing, o), | |
| k.jPlayer({ | |
| "ready": function() { | |
| k.jPlayer("setMedia", { | |
| "mp3": I + ".mp3", | |
| "oga": I + ".ogg" | |
| }), | |
| k.jPlayer("play") | |
| }, | |
| "solution": "html", | |
| "supplied": "mp3,oga", | |
| "volume": .5 | |
| }) | |
| } else | |
| o(); | |
| var A = 1e6; | |
| m.fillStyle = "white", | |
| m.strokeStyle = "black" | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| , | |
| Eggs.MTG = function() {} | |
| , | |
| Eggs.MTG.init = function() { | |
| $(function() { | |
| $(".mtg-autocard").live("click", function() { | |
| var t = $(this).attr("href"); | |
| return window.open(t, "autocard" + +new Date, "toolbar=0, location=0, directories=0, status=0,menubar=0, scrollbars=0, resizable=0, width=770, height=890"), | |
| !1 | |
| }) | |
| }) | |
| } | |
| ; |
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