benjaminlukeclark

#!/usr/bin/env python
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benjaminlukeclark

#Run this every 1/2 hour and in an 8 hour work day there will be approximately 3 times per day that your victim hears a cat fact
if ((Get-Random -Maximum 10000) -lt 1875) {
    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech
    $SpeechSynth = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
    $Random = Get-Random -Maximum 200
    $CatFact = (ConvertFrom-Json (Invoke-WebRequest -Uri http://www.catfact.info/api/v1/facts.json?per_page=200)).Facts[$Random]
    $SpeechSynth.Speak("did you know?")
    $SpeechSynth.Speak($CatFact.details)
}