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Fitter, happier | |
More productive | |
Comfortable | |
Not drinking too much | |
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week | |
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries | |
At ease | |
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats | |
A patient, better driver | |
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat | |
Sleeping well, no bad dreams | |
No paranoia | |
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole | |
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then | |
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall | |
Favours for favours, fond but not in love | |
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket | |
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants | |
Car wash, also on sundays | |
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate | |
Nothing so childish | |
At a better pace, slower and more calculated | |
No chance of escape | |
Now self-employed | |
Concerned, but powerless | |
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism | |
Will not cry in public | |
Less chance of illness | |
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat | |
A good memory | |
Still cries at a good film | |
Still kisses with saliva | |
No longer empty and frantic | |
Like a cat | |
Tied to a stick | |
That's driven into | |
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness | |
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive | |
A pig in a cage on antibiotics |
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